Thread 712685062

I know some of the announcements but not all.
>Starts with a recreation of the Halo 3 E3 trailer, tricking the audience into thinking it’s a trailer for the Halo games being ported to Switch 2, but as Master Chief looks out at the horizon from the cliff, the large ship is actually the Battleship Halberd, and other Nintendo spaceships fly by. On the cliff, Master Chief is standing, with several Nintendo characters appearing next to him with updated designs, such as DK with his new model, TOTK Link, Dread Samus, and so on. They all look out at the horizon as a glowing Smash logo appears. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate DX, Early 2026
>Drag x Drive shows news game modes and releases in August
>A third party showreel featuring games that uses primarly mouse gameplay:
>>Star Wars Empire At War port by Aspyr
>>Diablo 4 port
>>Baldur's Gate III port
>>Age of Empire + Mythology games ports
>>Resident Evil 2, 3 and 4 remakes ports
>>Call of Duty Black Ops 7
>>Halo games
>Hyrule Warriors releases in February 2026
>Metroid Prime 4 gameplay/story trailer showing new stuff like time traveling portals and an "open-world" desert area, releases in September
>Metroid Prime Remastered gets a 4k 60fps + mouse gameplay patch
>Metroid Prime 2+3 Remastered releases in August for Switch and Switch 2.
>Red Dead Redemption 2 port + some other third party ports I'm not aware
>New free performance patches: Animal Crossing New Horizons, Mario Wonder, All Xenoblade games
>NSO adds some of the GameCube games shown in the last Direct + some games for the old consoles
>Chrono Trigger Remake, exclusive for Switch 2
>Bananza trailer with kid Pauline
>Ends with Kirby Air Riders gameplay trailer with Sakurai playing and explaining the game, December release

>>712685062 (OP)
And what of Big Marring?

none of these wordy fake leaks every wind up being real.
If you want to be believable, keep it short and sweet and not go into too much detail else you give it away

All in all didn't read your fanfic garbage, do better or don't bother

>>712685147
It's in a similar predicament as Metroid Prime 4 and Silksong. Got teased way too early in the Switch 1's life and now we're in a new generation with nothing to show. I trust if not this year then definitely 2026/2027 we'll hear about it. Otherwise it might be vaporware at this point.

>>712685062 (OP)
>No Splatoon 4
Why even bother

>>712685062 (OP)
I don't buy it.
Where's Mario?

>>712685062 (OP)
Obviously fake, but:
>>>Resident Evil 2, 3 and 4 remakes ports
Capcom wouldn't lead with that, they'd lead with RE7 and 8. They view the remakes as supplemental to the main titles.

>>712685391
Did you not hear about the spinoff they just announced?
Splat 3 also got a big 4K patch and a bunch of new weapons added + urchin underpass.

Fake, Sakurai wouldnt bring Master chief first having doom guy there

>BG3
Not happening. They barely got it on series S and it apparently runs like shit
>Ultimate DX
Lol no. Sakurai was pretty plain that if (aka when) he goes back to Smash he's cutting down the roster significantly, partially so the gameplay and animations can be realistically updated and partially because of how much of a pain in the ass it was getting licensing agreements for every 3rd party character in ultimate

>>712685391
>no splatoon raiders
beyond fake

ports and 60fps patches and a “new” smash (which i wont play)

>>712686043
That's not going to cut it.
We need 3D Mario.

>>712685062 (OP)
>Ultimate DX
I'll pass, I'm sick of that garbage unbalanced trash. FIX THE FUCKING DLC

>>712685541
No one wants this stupid shit. They're giving it mk8 treatment, it's also stupid they chose this considering this game sucks compared to 2

>>712685062 (OP)
Ain't no way Mario Wonder isn't a switch 2 edition with a new expansion

>>712685541
Ok? Who fucking cares? This shit's just a stop-gap to Splatoon 4. Splat4 better fucking be a fucking 2025 title (maybe holiday) and not the retarded "2026" or even the doomposting "2027/2028" horseshit people keep fucking parroting. If anything, Shitnimal Crossing will be 2028 or even 2029 at best, kek, ACfags get what they fucking deserve.

>>712685676
So in otherwords, its going to run fine on switch 2?

>>712685062 (OP)
Yesssss!
ports of 7 years old games on my brand new 500 (more than ps5) system!

>>712685171
>none
I can think of a few, but it's been years since the last one I can remember

>no Pikmin 4 patch
Aaaaaaaand fake as fuck.

>>712686594
>>712686304
The point is niggers, the spinoff just got announced, we don't even have a release date for it. Splatoon 4 is not coming out till 2027 at the earliest, so best get comfortable. Splat 3 is in a great state right now.

>>712687241
Fucking end yourself, faggot. 2027 Splatoon 4 is not fucking happening, you black-pilling retard.

>>712687309
So then when the fuck do you think it's happening nigger? We don't even know if Raiders is this year. It could very well be 2026 since we don't even have a release date for it and 2025 is packed. We're not getting Splatoon 4 in 2026, we're just not.

>>712685062 (OP)
>chief in smash using the kino "believe" trailer
I fucking wish.

>>712686621
Switch 2 can make things look better than series s because of dlss, but that wasn't the problem with BG3. BG3 is poorly optimized and has issues with the number of physics based instances on screen at any given time

>smash shit
nah

>>712687410
Raiders is definitely this year or they wouldn't have lowered peoples expectations by announcing it as a spin off outside the direct.
It's basically an early preview for how splatoon 4 is going to look and play on switch 2 before they actually make a multiplayer

>>712685062 (OP)
There is no way they would open a direct, a smash trailer also, with master chief. Don't make the most obvious lie your first one bro stopped reading there. IF anything thats and end teaser after they already announced smash. fuckin amateurs

>>712687410
You're retarded if you think it's going to be 2027.

Let me fucking guess: You're an ACfag fucking begging Nintendo like a petulant, retarded adult-toddler for a new Shitnimal Crossing game.

NEWSFLASH: You faggots are waiting until 2028 at the fucking earliest.

Raiders, as >>712687529 has said, will be a "2025" game dropped in whatever fucking the next few months as Splatoon 4 ends up being later in the year, towards the very tail end of it.

>>712686771
I'm so fucking angry that we're going to get breadcrumbed with these updates like they're the goddamn NES games on Switch.
They should've had the majority of the first party lineup done in time for launch, and at least a couple landmark third party games. What the fuck were they doing all this time?

>>712687641
>Splatoon 4 ends up being later in the year, towards the very tail end of it.
I'm who you quoted, I doubt Splatoon 4 is as soon as you think.
I think Splatoon 4 is April-July of next year.
Splatoon has an enormous youth fanbase in Japan so releasing 4 right before golden week or summer vacation there makes a ton of sense

That said they announced Splatoon 2 like 6 months before it came out, so who knows, 3 did release in September I suppose.

>>712687669
Most of the updates are probably ready. Keep in mind there are references to a 1080p 60fps patch for Xenoblade X in the files.
Nintendo just feels the need to drip feed them for whatever fucking reason

>>712688129
My guess is that they were cooking up horseshit bauble features to justify charging for them, like with the 3D Zelda games, but are pivoting now that the upgrades with price tags were universally reviled.

>Square Enix has said they're done with exclusives
>Makes chrono trigger an exclusive
What did leaker anon mean by this?

Uh huh. Totally believe you Anon.

>>712688021
3 did, indeed, release in September.

That said, I originally thought "September 2025", but Splatoon Raiders made me reconsider that, with thoughts that it might be just a little later, probably towards mid-November or some-such.

>>712685062 (OP)
>>Starts with a recreation of the Halo 3 E3 trailer, tricking the audience into thinking it’s a trailer for the Halo games being ported to Switch 2, but as Master Chief looks out at the horizon from the cliff, the large ship is actually the Battleship Halberd, and other Nintendo spaceships fly by. On the cliff, Master Chief is standing, with several Nintendo characters appearing next to him with updated designs, such as DK with his new model, TOTK Link, Dread Samus, and so on. They all look out at the horizon as a glowing Smash logo appears. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate DX, Early 2026

lmao get the fuck out of here retard

I believe that we will see a new 3D Mario featuring all of the previous games characters, and the movie characters.

>>712686737
The only time there was a Direct leak was someone actually had access to the server the video files were stored at and shared a picture here. It was like an old ass Microsoft Server version too.
The other time was either journos that saw Directs a week early and would leak things (like Jewson Schreier), or when E3 was a thing, those contracted to help setup the venues would leak things (like the 2018 one).

>>712685062 (OP)
Custom Robo?

>>712685062 (OP)
>starting off your fake leak post with the most unrealistic shit ever
We aren't getting a new Smash (announcement) until 2028 at the earliest.
Sakurai is going to finish directing Air Riders and he'll take a break before the next Smash even enters pre-production.

>>712686594
>the spinoff is totally just a stopgap release!
déjà vu, I've just been in this place before

>>712689874
It fucking is. It's just a holdover until Splatoon 4 happens a little later in this year. You'd have to be retarded to think otherwise.

>>712688129
>Nintendo just feels the need to drip feed [NS2 Editions] for whatever fucking reason
Same reason Nintendo spread WiiU ports throughout the Switch 1's lifespan instead of getting them out of the way.

>>712685062 (OP)
>Smash port
Next Smash anything is a reboot. Smellee will never be ported and Nintendo doesn't want to go through licensing hell again to extend their contract for Sora.
>Metroid Prime 2+3 Remastered
Why would they put those games together when the first one was separate?
>New free performance patches: All Xenoblade games
2 is getting a remaster for its 10th anniversary just like 1 and X did. The gacha/merc missions have to be changed and I suspect field skills will be removed as well. A performance improvement doesn't fix any of the bigger problems.
>Ends with Kirby Air Riders
A spinoff Kirby game isn't worthy of 2 consecutive "one last thing" bits.
Also you forgot to mention any of the shovelware that always overstays its welcome.

>>712690193
Three Houses Switch 2 version is all I want for my Shezleth dreams to be true.

>>712685062 (OP)
>No atlus games
Well it's probably true because Atlus/Sega are fucking retards

>>712686594
retard

I don't know how fake it was, but when linus tech tips reviewed switch 2, he showed some Halo gameplay on Switch 2

>>712685062 (OP)
>Star Wars Empire At War port by Aspyr
WHOA

>>712685062 (OP)
>No bing wahoo
>No Zelda
it's over

>>712686621
About that...

>>712685391
Splatoon 4 has probably not been in development for long enough. Remember, they got the theme for the game from last splatfest, and when did it end, 2024 september or whatever. Basically the theme of "past vs present vs future" (I think past won? could be wrong) wasn't decided until the fest was over, so you could say they haven't had a key ingredient for the game's theme until a very few months now. Raiders will be Splatoon 3.5 it's the one which with they will be testing the waters of Switch 2 to see what they can and can't do for Splatoon 4.

>>712685062 (OP)
>Starting off with a remastered switch 1 game when switch 2 editions exist

>>712695953
why are you showing disingenuous graphs? Plenty of youtubers like MVG has benched the game and said it's 40/30 fps

>>712696047
>I think past won?
Picrel, I happened to be there

>>712685062 (OP)
Buying a switch 2 if this is real for Chrono Trigger

>>712685062 (OP)
>all this effort for a literally nothing schizo thread
My negro, Im going to rape the sense back into you

>>712693174
Oh sorry enjoy your pissgayge with better loading screens

>loved Pikmin 1 and 2 on GC
>last console was Wii
>got a Switch 1 a few months ago, play stuff but ended up selling to gather money for Switch 2
>fianlly get the Switch 2
>"well I think its time to finally play Pikmin 3"
>game crashes 40 minutes in
>turns put gsme is fucking broken on Switch 2
Miijewmoto.....FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN RICE DICK I HOPE YOUR DAUGHTER GETS FUCKING RAPED BY A NIGERIAN SCAMMER AAAAAA

>>712685062 (OP)
Fake and Gay
Fake and Gay
Fake and Gay
Good Morning Sir !

>>712698586
>morning
Is night in civilized countries

why do splatniggers want games so soon? they are quickly becoming as annoying as pokeniggers

Unless someone like Nate the Faggot says something about a direct I'll just assume it's not happening or we will just have a random announcement in a day or so.

>>712698694
The difference between Splat-enjoyers and Pokefaggots is that Pokefaggots are a legitimate furfag retarded pedo-tard mindbroken faggot cult of actual creeps and has been since the inception of the fucking series.

i think splat 4 is definitely going to be released somewhere in the middle of switch 2's support cycle, and will be padded with updates until the end so they have splat 5 ready for switch 3

>>712688351
Braverly Default HD is exclusive to Switch 2

>>712698815
Splatfags are indeed degenerate weebs and lolifags/pedos though, there isn't that much of a difference.

>>712685062 (OP)
>Halo
Pure fanfiction.

>>712698921
LOL Pokefags are the biggest and most deeply-rooted pedos and faggots and giga-weebfaggots on the fucking planet.

Splatoon enjoyers are tame and civil in comparison and even then, that crowd you label the Splatoon community are a tiny (even if they are loud as fuck) minority and should be laughed at and mocked and bullied out of the community.

>>712698815
pot calling the kettle lmao, nigger

>>712698815
No. Pokemon fans are normal, well adjusted people, the most out of any nintendo franchise I'd say.

>>712685062 (OP)
why did you post this on /tv/?

>>712699225
LOL ok, retard.

>>712699257
HOLY FUCKING KEK, NO THEY FUCKING AREN'T, POKENIGGER. KEEP FUCKING SUCKING SHIT-FREAK'S MICRO-DICK.

i hope splat 4 is 2030 or something
i personally hate anyone who begs and moans for a game to release quickly
niggers don't even have the patience of an adult and are the most annoying fucks online instead of playing old games or getting laid or something

>>712699378
>2030
Fucking kek, no chance Nintendo ever does that. Nor would they fucking take that advice to heart, you absolute blithering giga-retard.

>>712685062 (OP)
>>>Call of Duty Black Ops 7
Insta bullshit, no way in hell are they showing first gameplay of the title on downgraded graphics here. They rather do it on their own showcase.

>>712685062 (OP)
Pikmin 4 dlc?

>>712699441
breath from your nose, fat obese muttnigger

>>712699479
>He has no argument
>Instead resorts to using a petty and retarded insult

>m-muh argument
lol wut
this mutt is broken

Fuck you, man, Master Chief is my most wanted character.

>>712699604
Master Chief never-ever lol.

>>712699604
Smash your FUCKING fist, he's in.

>>712698694
It wouldn't be as bad if it weren't for the fact that Splatoon games are all barebones and lackluster in content

>>712699345
Someone needs to take his meddies

>>712690000
>"The more I say retarded, the more seriously they'll take me!"

Mega retard.

>>712699776
Yeah: (You).

>>712699808
>Only "Mega"
Ok, giga-retard, lmao.

Face it: Pokéfags are giga-pedos and that one 90s pastor is right: Pokémon is dogshit Satan shit now and you fuckers are always just as unhappy, if not more so, than Sonicfags.

>>712699128
Not denying pokefags either, they're definitely bottom of the barrel but splatfags aren't looking much better as the years go by. The only difference is that Splatoon's games haven't gone to complete shit, so semi-well adjusted normies still stick around.

>>712699257
You like gen 5 you're the biggest cock sucking schizo here

>>712699997
Pokefags have been around for literal decades so they've had time to speedrun to the bottom of the fucking barrel into being normiefaggots and troons. Splatoon is still mostly safe and the games are still moderately enjoyable at least.

>>712700002
This gave me a good laugh. Dude got BTFO'd for being a gen 5 giga-normie giga-faggot.

>>712685171
The last time I remember one of these list threads being real is that one guy who was working at the first Nintendo Switch presentation and even then no one in the thread believed it

>>712685062 (OP)
>Smashpedo forcing shit again.

>>712685062 (OP)
Pokemon ZA further look for further hype
Donkey Kong Bananza further look for further Hype
New Metroid further look for further hype
The Duskbloods further look for further hype
Splatoon Raiders further look for further hype.
At least 12 GameCube games announced for Nintendo Online.
Soul Calibur 2
Resident Evil 4
Melee
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
Sonic Adventure DX
Sonic Heroes
Shadow the Hedgehog
Tony Hawk Underground 1
Tony Hawk Underground 2
Tony Hawk American Wasteland.
4 more N64 games announced for Nintendo online.
Hopefully Donkey Kong 64 and Conker
Yet another Fire Emblem announced.
A handful of Gameboy Advance games announced.
Possibly, Nintendo DS announced. Unlikely now, but probably 2 years from now.
Another Souls game port, possibly Demon Souls and Sekiro.
MAYBE FF7R and FF7Rebirth

Their goal will be to hype up the need for a Switch 2.

If Square ever remade Chrono Trigger it would probably be pop-up sprite shit like Octopath Traveler.

>>712700394
How will we play the ds games anon? Are they going to make an attachment? Can we use the switch 1 as the second screen? Let's be real for a second how would they do it

>>712700747
You will have to use the mouse mode for the touch screen in docked mode

>>712701047
Interesting, so it'll be like the NES games but with a tiny touch screen at the side like Citra you think? I feel like that doesn't capture the essence of the games though. They need to do an accessory.. I mean they did for the other consoles minus gbc gba

>>712685062 (OP)
Fake. Smash isn't getting an FPS character since the Japs hate that genre.

can nobody notice the crudely edited 5 in the OP pic?

>>712703335
Good eye. I didn't catch that at first.

>>712685673
Doomchud flopped though

>>712685676
who in hell believe BG3 is resources heavy?

>>712685062 (OP)
>Animal Crossing getting any attention from Nintendo unless it involves cancelling support.
This needs work OP.