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Anonymous 6/15/2025, 3:24:30 AM No.712686925 [Report] >>712687048 >>712687512 >>712689143 >>712691296 >>712691371 >>712691838 >>712693358
Zelda
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>Nintendo expects us to prefer Zelda over THIS

Zelda's BOTW
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 3:26:08 AM No.712687048 [Report] >>712687080 >>712691383 >>712691849 >>712696475
>>712686925 (OP)
Why do fish have breasts?
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 3:26:39 AM No.712687080 [Report]
>>712687048
to attract hylians
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 3:27:37 AM No.712687143 [Report]
boner of the waves
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 3:30:06 AM No.712687321 [Report] >>712688208 >>712688535 >>712691136 >>712691195 >>712691326 >>712691683
Fish don't have penetrative sex. They just lay eggs and then you cum over it.
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 3:33:16 AM No.712687512 [Report]
>>712686925 (OP)
Every single LoZ game made after Link to the Past has better girls than Zelda. Every. Single. One.
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 3:42:53 AM No.712688208 [Report]
>>712687321
anal it is.
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 3:47:42 AM No.712688535 [Report]
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>>712687321
Who cares really? She's got a mouth and a butt, just slip it between those thighs and you're all set, who cares if you gotta stand over some Zora eggs if you wanna have some kids?
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 3:56:19 AM No.712689143 [Report] >>712691281 >>712693784
>>712686925 (OP)
>this fish makes countless thousands fags on twitter seethe and shit their pants
mipha is the best character for this reason alone.
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:29:31 AM No.712691136 [Report]
>>712687321
Thats hot
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:30:48 AM No.712691195 [Report]
>>712687321
Do you dont like caviar?
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:32:19 AM No.712691281 [Report]
>>712689143
I thought that was the widefish?
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:32:34 AM No.712691296 [Report]
>>712686925 (OP)
Childhood friends always lose. But she definitely was better than Zelda.
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:33:00 AM No.712691326 [Report]
>>712687321
Where there's a hole, there's a way.
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:33:41 AM No.712691371 [Report]
>>712686925 (OP)
The Goddess Hylia had her killed so Link would fuck Zelda.
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:33:54 AM No.712691383 [Report] >>712691429
>>712687048
I'm more curious why her head has a tail. Like shit would be slapping her back when she's looking forward when swimming
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:34:45 AM No.712691429 [Report]
>>712691383
to attract hylians
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:37:01 AM No.712691562 [Report]
Post it
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:37:23 AM No.712691589 [Report]
dolphin pussy jelly
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:38:38 AM No.712691683 [Report]
>>712687321
That's lie and it's not even the case for Zoras to begin with. They lay fertilized eggs once they've matured enough. Dumbass secondary.
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:40:52 AM No.712691838 [Report] >>712692174 >>712692946
>>712686925 (OP)
Zelda spent 100 years being fucked by Calamity Ganon
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:41:02 AM No.712691849 [Report]
>>712687048
Because it's hot. What, you don't like Fitties?!
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:45:53 AM No.712692174 [Report] >>712692946
>>712691838
Then went 1000 years back in time to be a "distant relative" to a horny goat man and sister.
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 4:57:54 AM No.712692946 [Report]
>>712691838
>>712692174
Zelda will keep finding ways to not put out
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 5:02:52 AM No.712693262 [Report]
One day they will just add romance routes to zelda
No teasing
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 5:04:18 AM No.712693358 [Report]
>>712686925 (OP)
Her face says " if you really love me, you'd eat my eggs."
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 5:08:03 AM No.712693634 [Report] >>712695386 >>712695703
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For me it's Riju.
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 5:10:07 AM No.712693784 [Report]
>>712689143
>>this fish makes countless thousands fags on twitter seethe and shit their pants
That's Sidon's wife in TOTK
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 5:35:06 AM No.712695386 [Report]
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>>712693634
She good
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 5:40:25 AM No.712695703 [Report]
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>>712693634
Plap plap plap plap
Anonymous 6/15/2025, 5:52:23 AM No.712696475 [Report]
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>>712687048