Thread 712693569 - /v/ [Archived: 1030 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:07:04 AM No.712693569
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>Happy birthday son! Here's that Game Boy you wanted...
How would you respond?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:09:23 AM No.712693720
thanks daddy >.<
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:09:23 AM No.712693721
>>712693569 (OP)
thanks dad, I know this collectors piece must have been hard to get
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:10:42 AM No.712693827
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>>712693569 (OP)
Awesome, even comes with a game
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:11:04 AM No.712693860
>>712693569 (OP)
Thanks dad for my first cunny game !
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:12:06 AM No.712693924
>>712693569 (OP)
Throw it to the ground, stomp on it, and call my dad a retard for getting me such a gay fucking device.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:13:05 AM No.712694000
>>712693569 (OP)
Thanks dad, you found the one I wanted
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:13:29 AM No.712694026
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>>712693569 (OP)
You finally listened you fucking faggot
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:20:35 AM No.712694442
>>712693569 (OP)
I'd be so FUCKING HAPPY.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:23:35 AM No.712694638
>y-you too
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:24:20 AM No.712694691
>>712693569 (OP)
I would laugh and hug my dad
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:24:33 AM No.712694703
>>712693569 (OP)
T-thanks dad I would occasionally catch this show on TV and I felt ashamed for watching and liking it as a kid
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:26:59 AM No.712694854
>>712693569 (OP)
>Ah sweet, I LOVE Cardcaptors. Thanks Dad
Seriously, if this had happened, I would have loved it. I got really into that anime when it was airing with the 4kids dub. A shame they cut out all the lesbian undertones from Sakura's friend
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:29:24 AM No.712695013
>>712693569 (OP)
that actually looks so sick, wish i had one of those things
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:30:11 AM No.712695070
>>712693569 (OP)
Wow, and you even got the version I wanted.
You're the best dad ever.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:34:20 AM No.712695335
You see, the joke is that no heterosexual male would ever want a gameboy like that, so of course everyone in the thread acts like they'd be happy to receive it. This is very clever and sophisticated humor. Even though this exact thread has been made hundreds of times before, the joke never gets old. No, sir. Still as fresh as ever.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:00:11 AM No.712696975
>>712695335
I made the original thread, so I deserve to make it again.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:01:44 AM No.712697070
>>712694703
>spoiler
I had the same feeling liking Powerpuff girls as a kid
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:01:57 AM No.712697087
>people itt are actually into this girly shit
mein gott, how humiliating to have a son like that
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:03:48 AM No.712697191
>>712697087
>He doesn't enjoy cunny
Your dad wishes you were aborted
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:06:40 AM No.712697392
>>712694703
I was legit relieved when I found the fanbase on the web
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:06:44 AM No.712697394
>>712695335
The real joke is everyone here is a faggot especially me as I take estrogen to minmax the cum intake I get
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:14:53 AM No.712697892
>>712693569 (OP)
arigatou parent-san
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:16:10 AM No.712697972
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>>712697087
Bitch my big sister used to watch sailor moon and CCS religiously, and she always wanted me to watch it with her. She had solid taste in anime too.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:18:26 AM No.712698094
>>712697087
My mom never told my biological dad she was pregnant because she didn't want to break up his family. He was cheating on his wife with my mommy.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:18:53 AM No.712698125
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>>712697972
Sex with sister
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:19:22 AM No.712698152
>>712697972
Let me guess, she watched Inuyasha too?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:32:11 AM No.712698860
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:36:41 AM No.712699101
>>712698152
She did, but it wasn't her top show. She loved tuxedo mask like no other.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:44:11 AM No.712699563
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>people acting like CCS wasn't one of THE GOATs to grace Cartoon Network's prime time slots
Why do zoomers like to larp as older people so much anyway?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:48:25 AM No.712699814
>>712699563
It still blows my mind that CCS had its level of animation and detail despite being a TV show. Meanwhile modern stuff is like 70% shitty CGI with PS1 levels of detail.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:05:32 AM No.712700698
>>712699814
Slave labor animators from Korea can get you that.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:06:45 AM No.712700764
>>712693569 (OP)
Thanks, I hope I get to date the cute shota
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:13:00 AM No.712701056
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>>712700764
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:15:38 AM No.712701163
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>>712701056
Have you seen him?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:17:47 AM No.712701260
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>>712693569 (OP)
why was gameboy given a gendered name anyway? did they want to exclude the female audience?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:19:36 AM No.712701340
>>712701163
he gay
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:24:15 AM No.712701561
>>712701260
Gameboy is his name.
He's a robot that plays games for you.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:25:27 AM No.712701613
>>712701340
He only gets hard over strong magic. Magic has no gender so it's not gay
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:41:29 AM No.712702297
>>712693569 (OP)
I would have loved this shit back in the day. I was never allowed to enjoy "girly stuff", and my mum would shame me for watching Sailor Moon, Kim Possible, Totally Spies, etc. I wasn't a fag I just wanted to see cute girls and the stories were interesting.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:44:21 AM No.712702443
>>712701260
gametypea
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:46:40 AM No.712702563
Time to play pokemon. LETS FUCKING GO!!!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:48:42 AM No.712702667
>>712693569 (OP)
Considering as a kid, I created my own full set of Clow cards and the staff, I would have been way more happy to get this then the plain yellow one I had.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:09:40 AM No.712703520
I'm so glad my dad wasn't insecure and never gave me shit for watching Sailor Moon or CCS.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:11:43 AM No.712703595
>>712697972
does she still do your makeup like she did back then?
>>712698094
That's heavy.