Thread 712695129 - /v/ [Archived: 1118 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:31:02 AM No.712695129
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>game come out 3 days ago (on pc)
>apparently extremely popular, the biggest snoy PC port, one of the best games of the decade, yadda yadda
>barely any threads on /v/ already
>none of the threads that are there talk about the gameplay or story
Explain this, stellar bros
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:32:38 AM No.712695218
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fuck off you disingenuous tranny
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:34:29 AM No.712695349
>>712695129 (OP)
Never ask a man his weight
never ask a woman her salary
never ask stellar blade "fan" to post gameplay
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:35:49 AM No.712695438
>>712695129 (OP)
You must understand Stellar Blade ""fans"" are just shameless coomers. They don't really care about the gameplay, they paid money to jerk off and post dress up screenshots with comments like "cute!" or "sex". Refer to Dead or Alive threads for more of this kind of behavior.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:36:33 AM No.712695478
Gameplay and characters were super shallow and underwhelming. There's nothing to discuss besides the usual kshills and dress up mods.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:37:17 AM No.712695514
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Gameplay and music are horrible so what is there to talk about outside of ass?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:38:15 AM No.712695568
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>>712695129 (OP)
>>712695218
>>712695349
>>712695478
>>712695514
>Faggots bitch and go OMFG SHILL SHILL BOTS SHILL PAJEETS if there are too many threads about a game on /v/
>Cocksuckers bitch and go OH NO NO NO NO NO NO DOOMSISSIES WHAT THE FUCK WENT WRONG OH NO NO NO NO if there aren't enough threads about a game on /v/
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:38:39 AM No.712695595
Worst game I've ever played honesty
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:39:26 AM No.712695642
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>>712695129 (OP)
>none of the threads that are there talk about the gameplay or story
What are you smoking OP? We talk about Eve's backstory all the time.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:40:36 AM No.712695721
>>712695349
Diversity is code for anti-white and 'post the gameplay' is code for 'I have AGP and addicted to estrogen'
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:42:09 AM No.712695812
>>712695129 (OP)
>no paid shilling campaign
>most of /v/ is dirt poor, can't afford the game and can't pirate it
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:42:30 AM No.712695837
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i was just in a thread discussing how to get a tachi build so people who say there is no video game discussion are absolutely full of shit
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:46:15 AM No.712696078
>>712695129 (OP)
Busy playing it all day, took a break to eat. Its a very good game the platforming is the worst part. The combat is fun, the semi open area sections and side questing are interesting enough and im happy to do them to get material to craft new outfits and unlock/upgrade skills.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:48:11 AM No.712696203
>>712695837
theres almost too many combat options they throw at you. I dont even touch Tachy mode because Im still getting the hang of the Burst/ Rush combos, parrys dodges and counters.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:48:57 AM No.712696254
>>712695129 (OP)
>none of the threads that are there talk about the gameplay or story
Because there's no need to?

>Gameplay
Anons just compare it to this or that arpg. I've seen people say it has better gameplay than Nier Automata and that's enough to sell me on the game.

>Story
Story is straightfoward. It's not some shallow pseudo-intellectual shit with an epic twist or "really makes you think" social commentary that make midwits think they're smart for making the game their entire personality. Again with Nier Automata the twist was the invaders and humans were dead the entire time.

>>712696078
Are you playing modded or unmodded? When I went to look at mods yesterday, most of them were trash.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:51:08 AM No.712696386
>>712696254
modded because the combat Is hard and I struggle with the timing. There is a mod that increases parry and dodge counter windows slightly and also reduces the cooldown of Rush so combat feels more mobile. Also I like the more revealing options for some of the outfits like the blue bikini so I installed a few outfit mods but thats it.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:51:40 AM No.712696427
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he's literally me
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:53:21 AM No.712696526
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I finally unlocked this outfit and I love the physics

Now the photo missions aren't so bad
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:53:32 AM No.712696537
>>712696254
also so far I like the story its not anyworse than any other games its actually one of the better ones as far as making sense so far. I just found out who the natyibas actually were etc and Its not a bad story at all.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:54:09 AM No.712696569
>>712696203
>theres almost too many combat options they throw at you

I just finished that ruins area where you can only use the gun. How soon before I actually need to pay attention to combos? I've just been mashing X/Y.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:54:11 AM No.712696571
you made your own thread with the same talking points because you keep getting argued out of the other ones, eh
I wonder who would see these posts over any of the replies you normally get and believe these shallow accusations and claims
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:55:08 AM No.712696625
>still no mod that makes eve's body flat
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:56:01 AM No.712696683
why is the basic 4hit air combo so fucking op lmao
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:57:08 AM No.712696772
>>712696427
Where's your face, bro?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:57:19 AM No.712696782
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Because most of the people playing this game are asians. They are over at their own forums and space in twitter.
Meanwhile look at the average western discourse, nevermind this place.
It doesn't help that whenever I try to actually discuss this game I get sidelined by horny posting or political shit.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:57:35 AM No.712696806
>>712696569
Soon? You dont need to really pay attention to combos its just using your Burst and Rush combos to help manage when you get grouped up on. I feel its more about parrying and countering and trying to peel enemies off one by one to avoid pulling too large a group and then if I do I have rush combos that work well on groups. I kind of suck tho so if you are good at the combat I bet it opens up even more. I feel like the combat is adaptable to different playstyles.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:57:54 AM No.712696823
>>712695349
There havenโ€™t been hardly any webms of new games for ages. SB is not unique in that regard. Nobody makes them any more for any game. So it just makes you look like a tourist asking this, because if you were hear regularly youโ€™d know gameplay webms are dead. Stupid repetitive faggot.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:00:41 AM No.712697000
>>712696571
Sounds like some discord or twitter tranny trying to farm replies and comebacks to look cool in front of their internet friends.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:00:47 AM No.712697006
>>712696537
Based, glad youโ€™re enjoying it.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:00:57 AM No.712697018
>>712696823
It's also because it's too much effort to barely get any replies. You'll notice that if you check b4k, most of the gameplay webms/mp4s are uploaded by the same person over and over hoping to get (You)s. Completely defeating the point of an image board where such videos were meant to be spread around a community. I also guess this just means that 4chan's population is much much smaller than people think. I swear it becomes easier to spot the same people here over time because how easy you can spot patterns in how they post.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:01:59 AM No.712697092
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:02:22 AM No.712697103
>>712696386
>There is a mod that increases parry and dodge counter windows slightly
Aren't there already ingame upgrades that do this?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:05:56 AM No.712697337
Post-nut clarity
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:06:03 AM No.712697345
>>712697018
>It's also because it's too much effort

I would chance a guess most people doesn't even know how to make a webm
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:09:41 AM No.712697589
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this game has fun bosses
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:10:35 AM No.712697641
>>712697103
nta but that mod makes the parry and dodge windows a full second of iframes. Even with the upgrades, parrying and dodging can still be very tight. Perfect dodging in particular is very tricky. Like you have to press dodge at the exact moment Eve is about to get hit for the dodge to count. It can work on smaller enemies but massive enemies like Gigas where their entire body is a hitbox + shockwaves, half assed dodging is basically useless.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:24:12 AM No.712698412
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>>712697345
It's easier now that you can upload MP4's but yeah I'm pretty sure most people don't bother recording their gameplay in the first place. I only do it cause it's as simple as pressing one button on PS5
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:25:10 AM No.712698474
>>712698412
That flaming sword is cool. I assumed you only got the one sword and all you could do is upgrade it
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:27:21 AM No.712698601
>>712698474
You do only get one sword, it's just a cutscene thing