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Anonymous No.712704784 [Report] >>712704841 >>712705620 >>712705652 >>712705742 >>712706372 >>712707401 >>712707741 >>712708974
Power Armor is for PUSSIES
Anonymous No.712704841 [Report]
>>712704784 (OP)
>*franchise gets killed*
Anonymous No.712705620 [Report]
>>712704784 (OP)
I miss him, bros. At least we still get new Duke 3D maps from the community.
Anonymous No.712705652 [Report]
>>712704784 (OP)
SOUL
Anonymous No.712705742 [Report] >>712705863 >>712706131 >>712706786
>>712704784 (OP)
i liked in duke nukem forever where he gets upset when the olson twins get kidnapped, but later when you find them he's just like "hahahha" then they die
Anonymous No.712705863 [Report] >>712707476
>>712705742
That whole scene was such a tonal mess lmao. Like they tried to make Duke seem emotional for two seconds, then remembered it's a Duke Nukem game and did a complete 180 into edgy schlock. Forever was a disaster, but goddamn if it isn't fascinating in how off the rails it went.
Anonymous No.712706131 [Report] >>712706378
>>712705742
I liked that one Don Hertzfeldt reference that had zero build up, no context, no punch line and was already outdated by 11 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_yGPRrzbkU
Anonymous No.712706372 [Report]
>>712704784 (OP)
I'd previously heard the DLC was better than the main game. Those people were wrong.
The level designs are somehow worse, some of the level gimmicks are just awful, the references are way worse since most of them are now memes instead of just other vidya, the dialogue is awful especially everything Dylan says. The final bit on the Moon is trash in every way. The final boss sucks. There's a lot more titties but this still being DNF the character models ain't that nice to look at.
Anonymous No.712706378 [Report]
>>712706131
Whaddya mean no context? The alien literally busted through the building and people were screaming indicating they got collateral damaged it makes perfect sense why it’d play that voice line
Anonymous No.712706786 [Report] >>712707986
>>712705742
his post nut clarity hit him when he was shrunk down and jumped into that fry cook woman's vaginer
Anonymous No.712707401 [Report]
>>712704784 (OP)
>keycard? i don't need no fuckin keycard!
>mash x to open
dropped
Anonymous No.712707476 [Report] >>712707550
>>712705863
DNF was written by a woman.
No wonder the writing was misogynistic and complete shit.
Anonymous No.712707550 [Report] >>712707825
>>712707476
misogynistic women are based and
self aware
Anonymous No.712707741 [Report] >>712707867 >>712708375
>>712704784 (OP)
They should reboot the series again like doom. Boomer shooters are cool now
Anonymous No.712707825 [Report]
>>712707550
women that write women that hate other women are based
women that write men that hate other women are cringe
Anonymous No.712707867 [Report] >>712708081
>>712707741
nu doom is 100% a zoomer shooter, what are you talking about?
Anonymous No.712707986 [Report]
>>712706786
THE FRY COOK GAMES???
Anonymous No.712708081 [Report]
>>712707867
do zoomers even actually have shooters besides gaas multiplayer slop
Anonymous No.712708375 [Report]
>>712707741
They don't need to reboot anything, they just need to make a build-esque followup to Duke 3D where he fights more aliens/mutants/robots.
Trying to sell Duke to modern, casual audiences is a waste of effort, but there IS an audience that will gladly welcome more Duke stuff with the crowd that buys things like Dusk, Amid Evil, Ion Fury, etc. Or at least there was at one point.

Cleaning up and finishing the existing 2001 Forever build would be the most ideal scenario, but will obviously never happen. Getting the guys behind Ion Fury to do another sprite-based fps would be pretty neat, though.
Anonymous No.712708534 [Report] >>712709537
Which one, /v/
Anonymous No.712708968 [Report]
the night vision in this game hurts my ears :(
Anonymous No.712708974 [Report]
>>712704784 (OP)
It's insane how iconic of a character Duke is despite not having any good games for nearly 30 years.
Anonymous No.712709537 [Report]
>>712708534
I didn't find any of the females in DNF hot, except maybe that scientist lady in the dlc.