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Anonymous No.712705738 >>712706336 >>712707345 >>712707364 >>712711152 >>712712082 >>712715880 >>712716308 >>712716771
Vermintide 2
Okay but ELF FEET though.
Anonymous No.712706336
>>712705738 (OP)
do you think their feet is crunchy due to how much leaves they eat?
Anonymous No.712706736 >>712707182
i bet elves and wood elves in particular dont shave their armpits and pubes to be more natural
Anonymous No.712706869 >>712707204 >>712707979
Why don't elves in typical fantasy settings wear shoes? They're adventuring around the outdoors
Anonymous No.712706904
Handmaidens are twinks
Anonymous No.712707182 >>712707235
>>712706736
bold of you to assume elves can grow body hair
Anonymous No.712707204
>>712706869
tolkien said they're so light, nimble and delicate that legolas footsteps didn't even sink or leave footprints on snow
Anonymous No.712707235
>>712707182
the females can, but not the males
Anonymous No.712707312
Why do elves love rat cock so much?
Anonymous No.712707345
>>712705738 (OP)
>toe rings
>no steam or dirt
Anonymous No.712707364 >>712708483 >>712708627
>>712705738 (OP)
Elf feet are strong and graceful
Anonymous No.712707786 >>712708298 >>712711487
Ew, feet, gross, now watch me clutch this Cata Twitch Run instead:
https://youtu.be/zMEJJeHTOOQ?si=NOwUW1XTeS6pD5Dt

Woo baby!!!!
Anonymous No.712707979 >>712708459
>>712706869
being in connection with earth and nature and whatnot
also because of that, earth and nature doesnt harm them
in some versions its also because of better access to earth's mana, being in theme with light armor for mages
Anonymous No.712708298
>>712707786
Stop sending random people's address here
Anonymous No.712708459
>>712707979
Yeah exactly, itโ€™s all part of the whole โ€œharmonious with natureโ€ schtick. Shoes would ruin their vibe. Imagine an elf stomping through a glade in Doc Martensโ€”doesnโ€™t really sell the ethereal mystique. Plus, barefoot means max dexterity and stealth rolls. Nature buffs = free foot armor.
Anonymous No.712708483
>>712707364
probably the only funny one of this entire series
Anonymous No.712708627
>>712707364
>BLAM!!
kek
Anonymous No.712709481
Nah it has few
Anonymous No.712711152 >>712711762 >>712711882 >>712712267
>>712705738 (OP)
elf WOMBS thoughbeight
Anonymous No.712711487
>>712707786
jsat own you lilbro
Anonymous No.712711762 >>712711970
>>712711152
are surprisingly unproductive
Anonymous No.712711882 >>712712145
>>712711152
kruber would never betray the empire
Anonymous No.712711970 >>712712427
>>712711762
male elf skill issue
Anonymous No.712712067 >>712712330
Reminder that they released a barefoot elf skin.
Anonymous No.712712082 >>712713323 >>712716709
>>712705738 (OP)
me personally im more interested in what that mouth can do
Anonymous No.712712145
>>712711882
of course not
Anonymous No.712712267
>>712711152
Filled with a Rat Litter
Anonymous No.712712330
>>712712067
fatshark has its moments of greatness
Anonymous No.712712427 >>712714458
>>712711970
In Tolkien's works the known elf/human pairings also all resulted in only one child.
Anonymous No.712713323
>>712712082
god i love beast rimming
Anonymous No.712714458 >>712715761
>>712712427
>Tolkien
elves have advanced since then
Anonymous No.712715761
>>712714458
Fried receptors haver
Anonymous No.712715790 >>712715863
>can barely find lobbies anymore
>events breathe a bit of life into it for a while, but it always dies off
>FS's balance of incompetent management vs brilliant gameplay/sound is ever more shifting to incompetence
Anonymous No.712715863
>>712715790
Cata and legend usually have a few lobbies. Or open one yourself
Anonymous No.712715880 >>712716146
>>712705738 (OP)
Anonymous No.712716146
>>712715880
thanks, dwarfbro. That Elgi nearly got me
Anonymous No.712716308
>>712705738 (OP)
someone's going around commissioning a ton of foot art of this particular character
Anonymous No.712716709
>>712712082
gigabased
Anonymous No.712716771
>>712705738 (OP)
i bet they smell like almonds