Vermintide 2 - /v/ (#712705738) [Archived: 1053 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 8:59:19 AM No.712705738

kerillan feet

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Okay but ELF FEET though.

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 9:14:11 AM No.712706336

>>712705738 (OP)
do you think their feet is crunchy due to how much leaves they eat?

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 9:24:09 AM No.712706736

i bet elves and wood elves in particular dont shave their armpits and pubes to be more natural

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 9:27:33 AM No.712706869

Why don't elves in typical fantasy settings wear shoes? They're adventuring around the outdoors

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 9:28:18 AM No.712706904

Handmaidens are twinks

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 9:34:10 AM No.712707182

>>712706736
bold of you to assume elves can grow body hair

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 9:34:41 AM No.712707204

>>712706869
tolkien said they're so light, nimble and delicate that legolas footsteps didn't even sink or leave footprints on snow

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 9:35:11 AM No.712707235

>>712707182
the females can, but not the males

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 9:36:55 AM No.712707312

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Why do elves love rat cock so much?

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 9:37:50 AM No.712707345

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>>712705738 (OP)
>toe rings
>no steam or dirt

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 9:38:11 AM No.712707364

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>>712705738 (OP)
Elf feet are strong and graceful

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 9:47:54 AM No.712707786

Untitled

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Ew, feet, gross, now watch me clutch this Cata Twitch Run instead:
https://youtu.be/zMEJJeHTOOQ?si=NOwUW1XTeS6pD5Dt

Woo baby!!!!

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 9:52:36 AM No.712707979

>>712706869
being in connection with earth and nature and whatnot
also because of that, earth and nature doesnt harm them
in some versions its also because of better access to earth's mana, being in theme with light armor for mages

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 9:59:52 AM No.712708298

>>712707786
Stop sending random people's address here

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 10:03:36 AM No.712708459

>>712707979
Yeah exactly, it’s all part of the whole “harmonious with nature” schtick. Shoes would ruin their vibe. Imagine an elf stomping through a glade in Doc Martens—doesn’t really sell the ethereal mystique. Plus, barefoot means max dexterity and stealth rolls. Nature buffs = free foot armor.

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 10:04:25 AM No.712708483

>>712707364
probably the only funny one of this entire series

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 10:08:06 AM No.712708627

>>712707364
>BLAM!!
kek

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 10:29:14 AM No.712709481

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Nah it has few

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 11:05:23 AM No.712711152

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>>712705738 (OP)
elf WOMBS thoughbeight

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 11:12:50 AM No.712711487

>>712707786
jsat own you lilbro

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 11:18:16 AM No.712711762

>>712711152
are surprisingly unproductive

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 11:21:09 AM No.712711882

>>712711152
kruber would never betray the empire

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 11:22:45 AM No.712711970

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>>712711762
male elf skill issue

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 11:24:47 AM No.712712067

Reminder that they released a barefoot elf skin.

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 11:25:04 AM No.712712082

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>>712705738 (OP)
me personally im more interested in what that mouth can do

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 11:26:25 AM No.712712145

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>>712711882
of course not

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 11:29:05 AM No.712712267

>>712711152
Filled with a Rat Litter

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 11:30:49 AM No.712712330

>>712712067
fatshark has its moments of greatness

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 11:33:01 AM No.712712427

>>712711970
In Tolkien's works the known elf/human pairings also all resulted in only one child.

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 11:49:57 AM No.712713323

>>712712082
god i love beast rimming

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 12:12:22 PM No.712714458

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>>712712427
>Tolkien
elves have advanced since then

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 12:42:25 PM No.712715761

>>712714458
Fried receptors haver

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 12:42:54 PM No.712715790

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md5: 435eaf1433a5335e73f21fb89edcd81b🔍

>can barely find lobbies anymore
>events breathe a bit of life into it for a while, but it always dies off
>FS's balance of incompetent management vs brilliant gameplay/sound is ever more shifting to incompetence

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Anonymous

6/15/2025, 12:44:30 PM No.712715863

>>712715790
Cata and legend usually have a few lobbies. Or open one yourself

Anonymous

6/15/2025, 12:45:05 PM No.712715880