Thread 712706918

No one needs more than one game per year

didnt read your post, what a chill boar

>>712706918 (OP)
Very american post

I buy 4-8 a week and it does not disturb my finances whatsoever. Cope, as the kids say.

>>712706918 (OP)
Shut the fuck up you Boomer Republican retard you should kill yourself.

>>712707000
I could also buy games weekly but I still pirate everything.

>>712706918 (OP)
Wveryone loves a Hamilton Mattress.

>>712706958
>boar
That's a pig

>>712706918 (OP)
pige

Maybe 2. One for christmas, one for birthday.
Unless one's birthday is too close to christmas

>>712706918 (OP)
Look at him just enjoying life!
They make very crappy pets under most circumstances but I can absolutely understand why people wanna hold them as pets.

>>712707000
I pirate far too many games a week. I would say finishing an RPG takes me about a month, maybe two, but every time I see a new interesting game, I need to pirate and backlog it.

>>712707206
That's totally a boar.
Maybe it's a girl so the tusks are smaller, but the cameouflage fur is a dead giveaway for a boar.

>>712707227
As a kid, I'd get 1 game per year (on Christmas), and half of them were bad. Granted, I had recourse to rentals too, but it was enough.

>>712706918 (OP)
Nice boar :)

>>712706918 (OP)
what do you think he's dreaming about

>>712707450
wtf is that michel ancel

>>712706918 (OP)
sleep tight pigger

>>712706918 (OP)
If you don't play at least 12 different games a year you should be forbidden from talking about gaming online.

>>712707337
there are feral pigs

>>712707868
I will tame them.

>>712706918 (OP)
They'd need even less if they played good games like those with HoMM, Dominions, or Total War in their titles. People have been playing chess for 2,000 years.
Added to my feral pig folder.
added to my feral pig folder.

>>712707450
I thought boars were dangerous

>>712707868
>feral pigs
So rude.

>see this
wat do

>>712707984
As herbivoures, boars never attack unprovoked.

>>712707868
fucking piggers

>>712706918 (OP)
Between work, house upkeep, cooking, gym, and friends i barely have anytime for vidya anymore. I hate being an average adult god i wish i were a neet again why oh god why did h ave to turn my life around I JUST WANT TO FUCKING PLAY VIDYA FUCK

I'm playing some monster timesinks right now.
Finishing up Mass Effect trilogy (not LE) on steam, I'm a little ways into ME3. Sailwind is a fucking TIME EATER boating around, and I just started Fear Effect on duckstation cause I blasted through all the tank control Resident Evils at the start of the year and wanted some more survival horror.

>>712708314
>looks cool
>need geimu to keep busy until Raidou and I don't want to start up any longer story games that I will have to stop partway
>early access
>release window is 2021, maybe 2022
>it's 2025
uhhh what happened there?

>>712707984
They are incredibly dangerous with razor sharp fangs that can make you bleed out to death veey quickly.

Fuck that, that's basically how I spent the 90s.

I can't even remember the last game I bought.
I think I got RDR2 on sale a few months ago

>>712708436
They are also herbivoures and have zero reason to attack you. For an animal, every fight means potental death, even if they can clearly win, they could die to the wounds after the fight. Because of this, animals like to avoid fights unless they are carnivourous.

>>712706918 (OP)
MY FUARKING HERO !

>>712706918 (OP)
sleep tight pigger

Boars are a plague and should be wiped out. Literally reducing the environment to a barren wasteland that can't support life.

>>712708743
>reducing the environment to a barren wasteland that can't support life
Some of us think barren wastelands look cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk0uvoSWA2I
>30 million views
lmao

>>712708678
Anon, you sound like youve never actually interacted with an animal in youre life

>>712708905
Those fuckers never stood a chance

>>712707868
Feral pigs are quite similar to boars actually.

>>712709317
Hippos? They are gentle giants.

>>712709538
>zoo
Essentially cucked. Now do that with one in its natural habitat.

>>712708678
And must be nice being this ignorant.

I have 96 games in my backlog

>>712708173
They're omnivores.

>>712708678
Boars are extremely irritable and it's easy to start their fight or flight response. People die to wild pigs every year. Never trust any wild animal. These boars can easily knock you off your feet and cut you up with razor teeth.

>>712709538
Hippos are awful shit machines fuck hippos

>>712709986
hey you get to work with animals thats cool

>>712709698
>mentioning zoophiles out of nowhere

What are some hogcore games?

>>712706918 (OP)
I only need 4 games in my life in total.
Path of Exile, Factorio, GTNH and Doom 2.

>>712708156
Oh boy a boar!

>>712709538
Slapping a hippo must feel so good...
The wet smooth PLAP, and you can slap it as hard as you want

>>712706918 (OP)
I buy at least 5-10 new games every couple of weeks and never finish or play most of them.

I've looked at my lifetime amount spent on Steam since 2011 and it's $20,000+ total.

>>712708678
He can fuck you up on a whim it's not a fight to the death lol

>>712710271
where are you getting these games they only make like three a year

>>712706918 (OP)
Ok I finished metal slug in 30 minutes... Now what? What do I do the rest of the year?

>>712710423
Work on single credit clearing it.

>>712710378
There are literally millions of games on Steam anon.

>>712708414
Sailwind? The developer had absolutely no fucking clue what he was doing, could barely use blender or unity, and the entire game is basically built around a stock ocean physics module he found online. He had no idea how long it was going to take when he put it on steam.

>>712710271
What's the point of buying games that you're not going to play

>>712710474
>There are literally millions of games on Steam anon.
I count only 6

>>712710175
The roasted boars in Asterix and Obelix looked super delicious to me when I was reading these comics as a kid.

>>712710175
>>712710530
These posters? these people behind their screen? Based.

>>712706918 (OP)
>imagine one game with the combined budget and quality assurance of the whole industry
I would take i....
>its a multiplayer hero shooter

>>712710474
why are you just handing away money to steam like its a stripper. buy it when you want to play it

What's the difference between a pig that goes feral and develops boar-like traits and an actual boar

>>712710509
What's the point of you courting bugs on grindr that you're never actually going to chase?

>>712710675
It's kinda like this

>>712710675
A feral pig is boar-like, while a boar is feral pig-like.

>>712710713
i love too leave you blue is why

>>712708678
You got that shit backwards, my dude

A herbivore that gets wounded is a herbivore that has survived a fight to the death
A wounded carnivore is a dead carnivore, since it is not hunting shit in that state

Predators are the ones that never take any unnecessary risk

>>712708678
>yeah sure he might weigh twice or even thrice my weight, but he's like, not tall so I'm sure to win
>oooooy veeey I've been knocked on my ass somehow and now he's chewing at my throat
>how could this happen???

>>712710810
ya'll forget behavior differences occur to each Indvidual. same species can be skiddish or bold

>>712710117
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3301300/Wild_Terrain/

>>712710958
>ya'll
didn't read the rest of your post

>>712708678
don't be stupid
animals are very territorial and aren't guided by logic
they're guided by instinct and impulse and if you're on their territory or get in the way of them or their next meal they'll attack you no fucks given.
if they were capable of thinking in the long term they wouldn't be animals

>>712710175
lmao I think that happend in my home town. People usually go skinny dipping in the lake and the boar stole his clothes. Real european boar (not wild pig) btw.

>>712711095
most animals are cowards, that's how they survive, confrontation is the funeral of the retarded, just imagine how many bears have died because of muh children when they are taking the fight to humans.

>>712710175
>>712710530
Based and Asterix pilled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-JIVEq8klA

>>712708156
run for your life

>>712708678
You need to see footage of wild boars in action, they are a plague for a reason bro

>>712710971
Looks pretty neat unironically

>>712708156
Shoot. I'm already looking down the scope.

>>712711336
Hell yeah get em

>>712711336
KEK based revenge hog

>>712711336
I mean, he got it, but did he have to flail around like a fucking spaz while taking out that Pig that almost ran into them? They saw it coming half a mile away.

>>712711336
>feints death
>charges at the enemy once his family flees
>fucks up the cruel and malicious hunter

That pig has more valor than most men

>>712711498
It died before doing any damage. It got shot at least twice.

>>712710175
>>712710530
>>712711331
>Le fat medieval peasant who is ACKTSCHUALLY SUPER STRONG!!!
When will this tired meme finally end? It was never funny in the first place.
Dumb AI generated "humor".

I've been jumping back and forth between TF2, BF4, nuHitman and Skyrim for the past 2 years.

>>712711595
Uncultured, subhuman, retarded amerimongrel detected

>>712711581
Don't care faggot. Guy probably sincerely pissed and shit himself.

>>712711595
Butthurt rail thin skelly goblin detected

>>712711336
Based boar. We should arm them.

>>712711540
>fucks up the cruel and malicious hunter
It died. They shot it with pistols.

>cruel and malicious hunter
They have to cull the swine because they obliterate the environment and ecosystem, including wiping out plant life, other animals, and even tainting the Earth so that things don't grow there again. Eventually the Boars themselves will die from starvation once they've destroyed everything. In Texas, whole swathes of land have been reduced to barren wastelands and they have to annually cull the Boars that cause the ecological damage.

>>712707868
pigs and boars are literally the same animal.

>>712711595
>t. roman

>>712706918 (OP)
I wanna go boar hunting in the US
I've heard some insane shit like people flying with helicopters to gun them down and even using full machine guns mounted on vans, just cruisin' and blastin'

>>712711761
>>712708905
Americans are actually far bigger pests than boars.
They destroy far more forests and plant life than boars ever could to plaster them and replace them with soulless, dystopian towns. On top of that, americans pollute the air unlike boars.
So by that logic, we should be hunting down americans too to save the envoirements.

>>712711761
Pigs/boars aren't native to America. They're relatives of swine colonists brought with them. The native American ecosystem isn't prepared to deal with them.

>>712711761
The boar went to boarhalla to dine with his kin forever in glistening fields of mud, meanwhile the virgin hunters still fail to stop his brethren in the land of the living. Our ancestors are oinking at him, human. Can you say the same?

>>712712085
> standard policy to drop of a pair of pigs on every stop so they'd multiply and offer easy meat for pioneers.
> 200 years later there are millions of them

>>712711761
>>712711581
>>712711652
>He sacrifices his own live to avenge his fallen brethen.
What a trooper.

>>712712004
>So by that logic, we should be hunting down americans too to save the envoirements.
I fully agree. Total amerimongrel death

>>712711761
>They have to cull the swine because they obliterate the environment and ecosystem
Just import wolves into their habitat or something, shouldn't be hard to deal with. Hunters just want to have an excuse to kill animals for fun

>>712712576
Even the chubby women?

>>712712612
Especially landwhales. Fat women are disgusting

>>712712605
>Just import wolves into their habitat
They don't even need to go that far. All they need to do is stop suppressing the spread of predators. Nature will do the rest.

>>712712612
these 300 lbs monstrosities aren't "chubby"

>>712712612
Those can be spayed

>>712708678
Fucking retard, kill yourself
Better yet, go in a forest an die

>>712708678
you shouldn't talk this confidently about stuff you have no clue about
boars are some of the worst and most violent animals on earth, if you let them get too comfortable they will start to gather and they will eventually chimp out and run over entire towns as a pack unless you kill them where they stand
they're a force of nature

>>712712605
>hmm yes, let us introduce another foreign species to the environment. This will surely go well.

>>712711336
Now the shooter was in pig trouble.

>>712711336
Based heat-seeking hog

>>712712831
Wolves are native to north america tho

>>712706918 (OP)
Op here wrong pic

>>712706918 (OP)
With that money you can buy 8 games on Steam.

>>712712831
Are you going to claim wolves are pests too now?

>>712706918 (OP)
Kill yourself you kike

>>712707868
>>712707915
>>712708003
>>712709335
Kike posts
>>712711864
The only human post

>>712706918 (OP)
I look like that and live like that.

>>712706918 (OP)
>play game and finish it in a week
>now I cant play anything new until next year

>>712711595
>medieval
Peak american post.

>>712708678
As was already stated before, they are omnivores just like humans.

Video games have little to no replayability nowadays if that makes sense

>>712711595
You can't just call things AI generated because you don't like them

>>712708678
the man that baited the world