sorry Eve, but Shadowheart is still the queen

ugly lloyd christmas bowl cut bitch

We all had her

>>712708043
and the bear

Unfortunately, she is just too stupid and has too little content. Good design though

laezel is the answer

What a fucking dumb thread this is.

>>712707947 (OP)

>>712708043
But he married her.

>>712707947 (OP)
I want to have sex with both

Sorry, you're still a zoophile.

>>712707947 (OP)
she is everybody's queen

>>712707947 (OP)
Made for Dark Urge cock

>>712707947 (OP)

>>712714792
holy based

Aww, you're angwy again.
Looks like your employers did in fact see the previous thread full on shitting on this game and gave you a stern finger shake.

Here's a kind reminder that you will never be a trend setter.

>>712707947 (OP)
>psycho yandere
>schizophrenically loyal
>poisons you from time to time to build immunity.
>have 10/10 stories
perfect woman

>>712707947 (OP)
Yeah, the "queen" of troons.

>>712715682
Too bad her story is unfinished.

You're not even trying anymore, just dumping your folder?
You know, you could at least make ONE webm to showcase your great gameplay.
Break the pattern so to speak.
You have this amazingly successful game installed on your computer, right?

>>712716060
JFC

>>712713092
but my wife

i want sex

>>712716232

>>712716459
yeah him too

>>712715682
Do you get to turn her good by the sheer power of Lawful Good penis like Lae'zel?
If not, shit romance

>>712716060
>waaaaahh where is le gameplay videos!!
You fags that spam this are seriously annoying, and not any better than the waifu spamming fags. Why don't you go shitpost in the gacha threads which at least aren't real games?
Everyone already played BG3 and knows it has good gameplay, you constantly bringing up LE GAMEPLAY THOUGH!! in threads about games like Stellar Blade is pure shitposting, don't even pretend you're doing a service to the board or some retarded shit like that.

>>712716884
It's a bot, just ignore em.

>>712707947 (OP)

BG3 companions have no personality. They are all pansexual glorified sex-dolls that always mold into whatever the player wants.
This is why Shadowheart goes for Halsin, because you can have her be the "trad typical romance option" but the moment you show any interest in degenerate poly/cuck behavior, she goes 180 and becomes a turboslut to acommodate your cuck fetishes.
For the same reason every companion will accept your request to advance their eldtrich Mind Flayer transformations and not a single one will reject you outright no matter what.
For the same reason every character will be into your character no matter what, you could make the most disgusting genderfluid freak dwarf orc whatever clown hybrid and be however disgusting you want, but just picking few dialogue options will get you in bed with any of them, sometimes even against your will (to the point even Larian had to tone that shit down when Gale wanted to fuck you withing 10 minutes of you meeting him). Because they have literally NO preferences.

There is no role-playing or any immersion. Every character and everything in this game exists to kiss your ass and worship the ground you walk on. The ONLY place where Larian showed restraint were legacy characters, probably because they were too afraid of letting you fuck Hag Jaheira.

The story also sucks but that's another topic, this is the biggest issue. It is literally the equivalent of Skyrim letting you do everything and become an Archmage of Wintterhold withing 2 days while playing as an Orc Barbarian who never casted any spells.

>>712717223
idk if this is pasta but no, thats just the shitty characters nobody likes anyway

>>712707947 (OP)
Unfair comparison. Shadowheart is an actual well designed character, not a gook plastic doll discarded in a chink alleyway

>>712716884
>turn her good by
She already is.

>>712717338
>well designed character
She has no personality and is literally a mold for self-insert nu-DnD cucks. >>712717223

I'm playing this game now. Why are all the girls ice queens and all the guys gay rapists? Where is the cute uwu girl?

>>712716884
>Pwease weave my thwead awone (((
Shouldn't have spammed the bear, zoo-faggot.
Go back to /vg/, or better yet, to resetera, where you belong.
>Shill using every excuse to not play the game he shills
>Again
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>712717001
No, I'm Dragonirian.

>>712717398
I'm talking about visual design. Personality is another thing but even then it easily beats a nonexistent one.

>>712707947 (OP)

>>712717427
>Where is the cute uwu girl?
In gookchinknip land

>>712717223
I don't think I've ever seen a post I've agreed with so much.

>>712717398
>>712717448
shadowheart is a deep, weirdly designed character who literally can't ever be wholesome tradwife option because she's a death worshipping murdering traitorous prostitute. it feels like nothing but it's actually just a very consistently written awful person. bear sex is exactly within her characterization but also D&D cucks are freaky like that so i guess thats expected.

>>712717427
>Where is the cute uwu girl?
>uwu
kys tranny

Hey guys, did you know Orin can transform into a child for sex just like Halsin can transform into a bear for sex?
That means if one isn't considered zoophilia, then the other is not pedo!

>>712717223
>every companion will accept your request to advance their eldtrich Mind Flayer transformations
you haven't played the game

>>712707947 (OP)
hotwife

>>712717223
This anon is correct,

>>712717223
filtered + ignored

>>712717558
Why? You can convince every single companion with a tadpole to unlock the new skills.

>>712717223
post your favorite role-playing game.

>>712717427
Lae'zel learns to love cringe beta shit.

Currently romancing Shadowheart in my first run, next run I want minthara

>>712717724
wouldn't even bother, she basically has zero content. completely unfinished route.

>>712717369
I meant morally good which she obviously isn't

>>712717438
>blah blah schizo rambling
Get a job.
>using every excuse to not play the game he shills
I take screenshots of almost every game I play.

>westoid used goods cuck fetish "waifu"
Gross.

>>712717746
Shameful, she's the hottest.

>>712717797
How many girls have you deflowered irl anon-kun?

>>712717802
also hands down hottest voice acting, perfect character that they will never bother to finish

>>712717223
>Each companion has a stroyline with clear character development
>Interactions between each character

read the text instead of skipping it zoomer nigger

>>712717775
Okay then, make a fucking webm to showcase the gameplay.
We all know it's shit.
We all know every single webm of this game only showcases how shit it is even more.
We all know this is the reason you never make them - you get laughed at for it.
Because bg3 is a garbage game.

>>712717797
Western RPGs really do have a used goods problem.

>>712717746
Currently at the beginning of Act III and I agree, her Act II was abysmal I expected there to be something

>>712717894
>zoomer can't handle turn based gameplay
what a rotten shame
oh well shouldn't you be opening packs in FIFA or something right now?

>>712717775
>2023_08_09
Anon.
Anon, please. That's not even your screenshot.
That's a screenshot from early access threads.
Did you really not get anything in TWO YEARS?

>>712717223
trvke

>>712717904
Both having had 10+ sexual partners as a young adult, and having zero, are abnormal.

>>712717940
Anon, even Elin got gameplay webms that look better than bg3, and it's just sprites jiggling at each other.

>>712715718
For anyone who can't immediately see the difference on the 2nd, somehow:
-bridge of nose widened
-chin lengthened
-jawline widened

>>712708043
I didn't. She's got the ears.

>>712718078
yeah but even if it looks troony left head is too tiny and right looks more elvish anyhow.

>>712707947 (OP)
of spades

>>712717223
There are several occasions in the game where your romanced companion will straight up break up with you depending on certain choices.

You haven't played the game, retarded anime poster

>>712718140
i'm pretty sure wyll doesnt have a penis but aside from his dad are there even any other black characters in the entire game?

>>712717894
Nah, I won't do anything for you. Game sold 10 million copies. Keep the cope coming though.

>>712717964
Yeah, because I played the game TWO YEARS?!?! ago you stupid faggot.
My orc paladin (Oath of Vengeance obviously) would rape your ass.

>>712718016
It's fantasy.

>>712717571
troonlife

>>712707947 (OP)
The rimjob queen.

>>712718210
>anon I don't like the gameplay can you show me some fun gameplay
>haha fuck you it sold well
I'm genuinely curious. What happened to make you like this? You're getting so upset because some people don't like the game.

>>712718108
Ears are good

>>712718224
Fantasy people don't date?

>>712717775
>I meant morally good
I mean, unlike other characters, Minthara is very supportive of what you do, whether it's good or evil. She doesn't mind, unless it involves children or you cheating on her.
If you're good, she will be good, if you're bad, she will be bad.

>>712717904
They always have, from the very beginning.

>BG3 thread
>still constant seething
/v/ will never truly recover

>>712718445
Fantasy people are dating me.

>>712718529
its even worse when you really loved bg3 and it just got consistently shittier as it progressed.

>>712718291
>I'm genuinely curious. What happened to make you like this?
Lmao the irony. You indentify yourself with your steam name on 4chan of all places, you shitpost this game endlessly because of political shit (which you are obviously obsessed with) and you ask ME why I'm weird?
I don't give a fuck if you hate BG3 or not. The game is obviously politicized anyway, it literally has pronouns on CC and DND is owned by WotC so of course it's pozzed. But what really annoys me is that /v/ nowadays is so dogshit this is the level of discussion we have now. There's almost no fun or joy about games and it's all you fags shitposting against each other, thinking that winning an argument here will prove anything to real people I guess?
I'd rather have waifuposting and coomer threads because at least those guys are trying to have some enjoyment related to games, and aren't spamming 24/7 about politics.
The game released two years ago, it sold like hotcakes, nobody cares about bear sex anymore. You aren't convincing anyone or proving anything by constantly asking for gameplay vids like an autist. Take my advice and go spend your time more productively.

>>712718445
They don't have to. It's not realistic doesn't apply.

>>712717904
Do you really expect 50+ year old elves who feel more pleasure than humans during sex to be virgins?

>>712718445
Do you ever find a fly or cockroach in your fantasy food?

>>712718647
Verisimilitude.

>>712718652
Do you expect your pious paladin gf to tell you about her first time after you just had sex.

>>712718730
she doesn't?

>>712718730
Oh it's the Valerie schizo

>>712718586
Ah, severe autism. Gotcha.

>>712718694
If you're a male in your 20s and never had sex you're a fly or cockroach indeed

>>712718730
>>712718848
well valerie is anything but pious, actual atheism paladin somehow

>>712707947 (OP)
>keeps posting the modded image because the actual shart is too ugly

>hey player character, do you like sex? we all love sex!
>we fuck each other all the time, and we all want to fuck you too!
I got barely out of act 1 before I dropped that turd. Atrocious writing.

>>712718890
I feel this way about women who have casual sex.

>>712707947 (OP)
Sorry, we got a new best girl in town. She's kind, she's cute, she's not been used.

>>712718719
I prefer linguini.

>>712719131
Please do not call me tortellini.

>>712718869
Man, you are one insufferable mentally ill faggot.
The only solace I receive when I make the mistake of trying to reason with terminally online niggers is that I know for a fact you are a loser irl and every ounce of vitriol you direct to others online is repaid by being punished in the real world.
Game still sold 20 million copies btw. Keep seething.

>>712718898
>the actual shart is too ugly
keep your faggy opinions to yourself, vanilla shadowheart is gorgeous

>>712719287
then why do you keep posting that modded image, stupid faggot retard

>>712714792
is this real?

>>712714792

>>712718897
Genuinely a based as fuck path

>>712719402
I am not the one that posts that image. I prefer to post other images like the ones that show the whole model rotated. Once i am in the mood i'll reinstall the game and make some screenshots from a playtrough of my own.

>>712719089
Same. Normal people aren't sluts either.

>>712718652
Yes she's a priest. It's also a fantasy world so women could be chaste in it and not be whores like they are in our world.

>>712717024
What were they thinking? if i was romancing shadowheart and triggered this dialogue I would have uninstalled right away

>>712719969
thinking MC is the meat in an elf sandwich

>>712717860
Post tits woman.

>>712720015
The only elf sandwich the MC should be the meat in is one made up of shadowheart and minthara, with both being pumped up with whipped cream until they bloat up and explode (non lethally)

>>712720556
pegging is surely a drow pasttime so maybe the first part works

>>712707947 (OP)
Anal Queen maybe.

>>712717223
>For the same reason every companion will accept your request to advance their eldtrich Mind Flayer transformations and not a single one will reject you outright no matter what.
>For the same reason every character will be into your character no matter what

I hate that shit.

>>712720351
Only I am allowed to see my girlfriend's tits.

>>712720990
if you can't fuck them you have to be able to murder them and they'll never go that route

>>712718210
>Game sold 10 million
Do you have a sales report by Larian to back that up, or are those """estimations"""? Kek
>I'm not playing the game im shilling for 2 years
It doesn't look good for you, anon.
>>712718291
He endured 2 years of people utterly shitting on his game and was raped by the dreaded question of halsin bear = loli Orin and is obsessed with dragonirian who originally made the comment on steam so much he accused you of being him every time you rightfully shit on bg3.

And now he's crying to you about shit discussions. It's funny when you remember he's a /v/ moderator and that he keeps trying to force bg3 here when it was rejected, while hunting games people actually like as generals while also refusing to go to /vg/ to talk about bg3.
It's about trying to set a trend, and he just can't let go of his failure for 2 years.

>>712719264
You are in 'eckers discord to access his ai proxy.
Ecker only accepts fat fucks with small dicks.
So I know for a fact you are projecting here.