have you ever raged and broken something because of a video game before /v/?
>>712713224 (OP)Someone is getting spanking tonight.
I have broken two Xbox controllers because of MGS5, yes. Nothing else. No other game has made me rage that hard.
>>712713224 (OP)Headbashed a Gameboy Advance. Though, I was actually raging. This kid seems to just be destructive.
no.
and that dude doesn't look like rageing. probably someone on fortnite told him that you can get fortnite bux that way
>>712713224 (OP)lol kids are fucking retarded
>>712713224 (OP)Why is there a camera just pointing in their lounge room?
if my kid did that, they would only be allowed to use something like pic related from then on
>>712713224 (OP)That kid knows he is fucked when his parents notice. Deserves it, too.
>>712713278When I was 14 I bullied this 12 year old chinese girl and her mother came over to our house and asked my mother to make me apologise and the girl asked if she could spank me as well and my mother made me take my jeans and underwear off and go over the girls lap for a spanking
>>712713426This is likely not the first thing he's broken and tried to lie about
>>712713426Because their kids is retarded probably.
>>712713426security when parents are away.
Also to see if their retarded kid fucks something up.
>>712713224 (OP)No. Why do Americans have security cameras in their rumpus rooms.
haha
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>>712713515You enjoyed it, didn't you?
Fuckin sicko
>>712713515I think this did not happen
>>712713224 (OP)No, because I'm an adult and I can control my emotions
>>712713426You'd be shocked at how many burglars feel safe enough to uncover their face once they get inside
>>712713515Is this why you've grown into such a sissy faggot, anon?
>>712713515And this is how you explain why you're in a findom cuck relationship?
>>712713582So, do dogs have the concept of "oh fuck, fire - things are burning"? Or they simply run away from bright and hot light sources?
>>712713426That's what parents use instead of babysitters now
>>712713582That must have smelt so fucking bad.anr0y
>>712713515This little snippet of what your mother was like as a disciplinarian is enough to explain why you were such a shit in the first place
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>>712713224 (OP)>kid barely taps tv with his shitty plastic controller>fucking dead tvThe fact that modern electronics are this fragile is just sad.
>>712713224 (OP)Long time ago I punched plastered concrete wall hard because I lost 5M worth of loot in wildy in OSRS, while I was binge playing and speedrunning my way to having 1B gp total. No bones broke to my surprise but I left a dent that is there even today and my parents where mad at me for a while.
>>712713426Because lots of parents care a lot about what their kids do and about material possessions not getting stolen (becoming a common thing in US). Parents were retarded and at fault for leaving a clueless kid without any care.
>>712713594 >>712713637 >>712713646>>712713693>anons actually believing in anon's pedo fantasy
>>712713582this is why you don't have unsupervised lit candles when you have pets
retarded pet owners
>>712713621Sorry to hear that, anon. Hopefully the physical pain wasn't as bad as your dignity getting obliterated.
>>712713706>barely tapsIt's a full on dunk. Makes the whole thing reverberate.
>>712713706a good ol' crt would've taken that controller bonk like a champ
>>712713706I get some brands manufacture stuff so they break easy, but flatscreens being so flat it's hard to protect it against damage, stronger glass/screen means blurrier picture, it's only so much a few centimeters of thickness can protect.
Idiot
Doughy white kids playing Xbox are always depressing to see.
>>712713706>barely tapsHe lined it up and took a full swing with a rounded tool that focused the force on a single point
>>712713224 (OP)If that was your son, how would you punish him?
>>712713738I guess phoenix is no long rising!
>>712713224 (OP)Yes, once.
>Tekken 7 a month or two after launch>get to orange ranks>choke hard in my red ranks promo match>start to tilt>go on a two hour long losing streak>chasing my loses hard, will not stop until I am back to where I started the night at>plummet to blue in one evening>start punching myself in the face repeatedly out of anger and self-loathing/shame>my girlfriend comes home from university >sees my fucked-up face and begs me to put down my controller>i sperg out at her out of hatred for myself and rage at losing at tekken >feel anger rising up>never hit her before>stand up and push past her and put my arcade stick through my ensuite door and scream at her to get out>she starts crying and leaves>i start punching myself again and eventually just pass out in my bed for the night
>>712713738that poor mother and children.
>>712713401>show's clear signs of guilt and thinking of the consequences no he's not
some adults cant even do that
>Americans have cameras inside their own homes to spy on family members
You know you're supposed to put cameras on the outside of your homes (if at all) you fat fucking retards?
Or better yet maybe just don't have them at all considering they don't stop people breaking into your house and police rarely ever do anything with the footage unless you personally can identify who is in the footage
Fucking retarded schizos
>>712713864I would hit him and spend the next year or so constantly belittling him for being such a fucking idiot
>>712713278It's hilarious because you know this little shit is going to try to pull off the "I don't know nuthin about that" card
>>712713924You sound poor and third worldish.
>>712713224 (OP)Losing control of your emotions is a non-white problem.
>>712713224 (OP)>Kid clearly shocked at what his stupidity caused and even showing clear signs of guiltThere is still hope for this one.
>>712713875Yet you decide to put yourself through this consciously, I hope you stopped playing competitive games, if you ever cared about self-improvement
>>712713875wtf anonโฆ tekken is shit lmao
>>712713938Isn't that excessive? What if he ends up posting on this board when he grows up?
>>712713582>Cat doesn't give two shitsGuess the fur broke off before the flame could reach or burn the tail itself.
>>712713706I know right, it's not functional enough to teach the shithead a lesson.
>cousin ruins monitor through unknown means, the upper 1/4 of the monitor is literally unusable>his dad forbids him to use that monitor until he saves up enough to buy one with his shitty kid allowance
>>712713960It's always the first line of defense.
He'll say it, even when he knows they'll call his bluff instantly.
>>712713960Like you didnt do that when you were a little shit and did something bad right?
>>712713224 (OP)Used to smash the keyboard
now I usually just punch my thighs or throw the controller on the bed
When I get mad at video games, Alt+F4 and the anger immediately goes away. I can't explain why either.
>>712713819Dumbfuck as a kid I beat on my CRT TV full force when the picture quality would go to shit to knock it back to normal. Modern paper thin chink plastic garbage is literally made to snap like a twig from slight usage. Everything now is worthless fragile garbage.
>>712713864see if he admits to it first thing
turn the TV and see if he admits to it after that if he doesn't tell me straightaway
first one would ameliorate punishment but his chore load would increase and he'd have any phone/handheld time slashed greatly
second, moreso(amount would depend on what it already is)
if he tries to lie, the hammer comes down and it's maximum punishment time, cords to things get put away and a specific set of requirements are placed if he wants shit back(with something to help him keep track so he knows he's "earning" the right bit by bit)
physical punishment would only really arise with me if he starts to be legitimately destructive in retaliation for punishment/throws anything at me or his mother - honestly, one good spank is enough to set a kid right most of the time, though with gen alphatards these days I wouldn't be surprised if their fellow retard kids would tell them to report their parents to the police lmao
>>712714070>What if he ends up posting on this board when he grows up?If he did that then I think I would probably hit him.
Maybe spend a few years constantly belittling him for being such a fucking idiot.
>>712713278Kill all pedophiles.
>>712713965or just lives in a country where the crime rate is at first-world-levels
>>712713224 (OP)>BOBBY HILL WHAT DID YOU DO?
>>712713960kid that young being that fat means extremely shitty parents
>>712713224 (OP)lmao 0:08
that's a kid who's had his ass beat before and he knows what's gonna happen next
>>712713224 (OP)My little sister accidentally deleted my best Banjo-Kazooie save file as a kid and I was super fucking angry. Had a tantrum. My parents punished me, obviously. I felt that a great injustice had been done to me, by both my sister and my parents. Got so mad and sulked in my room for a few days. Obviously now I realise my parents were right to punish me, but its funny how I still look back on this and feel a little bit pissed. I'm 33, btw.
>>712713582I love how they were both like "you seeing this shit?" lmao
>>712713875Sorry she had to go through that. I hope you don't play fighting games anymore.
>>712713582What a chill cat. Imagine if it started running around scared, spreading the fire around the house.
>>712713864No vidya or any electronic entertainment with mandatory chores over a certain period of time until he "pays back the damage" through chores and effort. Once he raises enough "money" to pay for it, only then I would lift the ban. First and foremost the little shit must understand the value of property, and the consequences of losing said property. A punishment and a lesson in one.
>>712714194So did most people to "fix" CRT, even I, or blowing into NES cartridges which worked but shouldn't.
This is not just TV's though, older phones were more robust too, but that's because they had bigger electronics and heavier.
Modern convenience of smaller and lighter makes thing more fragile, it's not exactly a mystery
>>712714404The cat is literally too dumb to know that fire is dangerous. The dog is intelligent enough to immediately realize OH SHIT FIRE IS BAD. If the cat had actually got burned it would've been running about in terror though kek.
>>712713224 (OP)Thankfully, no
I did have many urges to snap the wii u gamepad over my knee while playing Splatoon however. I have never gotten so angry playing a video game as I did playing that unbalanced bullshit. Still love it
>>712714376The sister should have asked before deleting, and apologized after deleting. If she didn't and they still punished you, you have shitty parents. Responsibility should apply to everyone.
>>712713965Says the gay who puts up cameras to spy on himself and has no rights
>>712713738How long would it take him to get his old rank back?
>>712714376honestly a tantrum is too far but you were owed quite an apology
that was still your time and effort into something you wished to invest it in, but a lot of parents at the time really didn't see it tangibly as something unless you had like a gamer dad who understood
I broke 1-2 PS3 controllers playing pvp in dark souls and I broke my PS2 controller trying to beat Jak II in one night
>>712713864boomer method. Make him dig holes in the backyard for an hour, then a belt across the ass. Then I'd just buy a new TV because I'm not poor
>>712713864I'd give him the benefit of the doubt and just berate him and make him explain what the fuck he did and why he shouldn't do that, and the consecuences if he was to do it again
>>712713864Kill the entire family, and then myself.
>>712713864I'll make him eat all the eggs
>>712713224 (OP)Is he playing grow a garden? How do you get mad at that, all you do is grow shit
>>712714318You had me worried the thread was infested with yurotrash. Now that you say that, I guess they aren't here.
>>712713875if it makes you feel any better your gf probably would not date you if you werent an autistic anger issues sperglord
women love dating guys with anger issues or other similar impulse regulation/control problems. if you can perfectly control your emotions around women, they see it as a huge negative because they lose significant leverage/element of power over you-- because women see being able to pull the emotional strings of a man as being a source of power. they might be able to get you to do what they want but also if you are a sperg and hurt them, they can ruin your reputation, paint themselves as an innocent angel, there's tremendous benefits in being associated with someone who cannot regulate themselves. people always trust your word over theirs.
competent mature men, even if they are good natured and respectable, is not a preferable husband compared to a sperglord with emotional regulation issues. women approach relationships in ways that seem illogical at first glance but there is a completely rational - if cynical and cold - strategy. they seek to maintain their reputation and maintain control above anything else.
>>712713224 (OP)nope, never my cousin broke a small glass cabnet since he couldn't unlock ness in smash 64
One time I got really frustrated with the Battle Frontier in Pokรฉmon Soul Silver after losing a win streak and broke my stylus
Iโve wanted to throw controllers, but I just calm down and breathe then it passes
>>712714571yep, that's the major thing
Yotsuba is literally five though - that kid in OP looks to be around eight-ish
I'd be much more lenient with a five year old(but they'd still receive a punishment, it'd just be lighter and it'd be something we could do together)
>>712714624That does it, I'm cancelling the plans for a big heartfelt tribute to your life, you are DONE
>>712713224 (OP)When I was little I threw my controller against the crt monitor, catched it when it bounced back and kept playing. Gud times.
>>712714376Worst vidya related tantrum I had was when I was just a little shit playing on the first playstation, and I didn't have a memory card, so I couldn't save. Local friend of mine came over to my house and started to dick around my room, spinning me on a chair lightly while I was playing Spyro 3, progressed a good over halfway into the game. Suddenly he spun me around so hard that the cable connecting the controller disconnected and the console turned off. Lost all of my progress, I stood up, dragged him out of my room, and told him to gtfo out of my house, and to never come back again.
>>712713864I would not get a new tv and maybe move the broken tv in his room.
>>712714737>catched itGOOD MORNING SAAR
>>712713864Stern talking to + spanking if he replies negatively + No vydia or phone for 3 days
>>712713582What the fuck is a rumpus room?
>>712713864I would feed him a stew that makes him go blind for one day. A blinding stew.
>>712713738(not pictured)
LMAO.
I didn't break it myself, but
>was a preteen playing my ds
>sister comes over with toddler niece
>go get a shower because I'm a nasty ass kid and it's summer
>come out and my dc is where I left it
>but as soon as I pick it up the hinge just completely gives and the screen nearly falls off
>sister and niece were sitting by where it was charging
>sister never says a word, plays dumb when I ask about it
I mean really you think I'm that dumb, I know my niece did it.
>>712713864If my kid was fat like him, society should punish me instead of him.
>>712713864i let him choose
corporal punishment (spanking) or taken away privelages (no electronics) - 5 mins to decide
i would need to him to learn to think about things for more than a few seconds
>>712713875>>712713738fighting games are not designed to be played online for this exact reason
>>712713295Why? What happened?
>>712713224 (OP)>at grandmother's house for a family gathering>grandmother had like ten kids so there's 30 or so cousins around>me, my brothers, and about seven of my male cousins are all in the basement playing some shitty Godzilla game on a rear projection unit>either my one cousin was an absolute sperg or had somehow found the liquor, because he's constantly giggling, whipping around this Yu-Gi-Oh duel deck on his arm while he plays>keeps losing but doesn't want to give up the controller>eventually someone wrestles it away from him and he gets fucking pissed>think he's just gonna storm off but instead he fucking dropkicks the TV>giant hole in the TV now>but because it's a RPU you can still see most of the game>nobody bothers telling on himHe's now a NEET btw.
>>712713875Very funny story.
>>712713224 (OP)Nah. Breaking your own posessions in anger is fucking retarded.
>>712713864Tell him no birthday or Christmas this year
I genuinely don't understand breaking your own shit out of rage. Especially over video games, or even worse, as a reaction to your favourite sports team doing poorly.
Great job spastic. You've just now made a mess and are no less angry.
mood
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>>712713738I wish I was passionate enough about something to be able to trash my place. I bet it felt cathartic too
>>712714839A room where one can rumpus.
>>712714797oh no, I made a mistake after heavily drinking yesterday in a language I have no respect for. Guess I have to dismantle my toilet now.
>>712713224 (OP)I've smashed a keyboard in pieces, I played battle arena toshinden I think.
>>712713515Speaking of asian girls. When I was a little kid, I went to the beach, and this asian girl was changing behind a beach towel and it dropped, giving me a full view of her vag.
>>712714996>and are no less angryUntrue
>>712713864if i let my kid get fat like that I'd apologize to him for failing him as a parent and then kill myself.
>>712715005>passionatenigga that ain't passion
that was pure, unfiltered anger with zero self-control
sure, his desire to git gud was there, but gittin' gud means taking your punches and self-reflecting coolly - can't improve if you're sperging out and destroying your livelihood, nevermind to the degree you risk your marriage and relationship with your fucking kids
as he says he's so pissed he didn't care about the latter all that much, you can see the catharsis was minimal at best
>>712713278If that was my kid I wouldn't even whoop him. I just wouldn't buy another TV until that chubby shit was 18 and out of my house.
>>712713706Just dont hit your TV like a dumb fuck who cares?
>>712714839it's like the mastabatorium only it's for your ass instead.
>>712713864you can't be too lenient with children when they do something wrong otherwise they never learn boundaries. at the same time, you can't be too harsh with children or they can turn into neurotic anxious wrecks that lie impulsively out of fear of fast and cruel and intense punishment
an S-rank dad wouldnt have a fat, circumcised, maxxvaxxed high fructose corn syrup chugging son who spergs out and breaks things to begin with. but. an S-rank dad would talk to their son and feel them out for the emotions that healthy human beings have, like regret, remorse, shame, emabarassment, etc. it's not necessary to punish people brutally who already feel these emotions strongly.
>>712714212i disagree with going sperg-tard mode if he lies, you just run the risk of turning your kid into a compulsive liar
>>712714864i would have fucked her as revenge
>>712715005theres nothign catharic about that
the only thing redeeming about it would be hoping one never does that ever again
>>712715140A room where you go to chew? What is the ass equivalent of that?
>>712715005>I bet it felt cathartic tooIt feels cathartic for a whole 2 seconds then you deal with the consequences
>t. once got so mad I punched a hole clean through my window and closet
>>712713738This is why I never play PVP games anymore.
I dont feel anger. Should I be worried? I feel other emations, I get happy, sad, fear etc but I didnt feel anger in the past 20 or so years I remember.
I dont really remember much of before 13 tho
Not a video game, but one time I broke a pair of $200 Oakleys in half
>Work construction
>Project supposed to last 6 months
>Been there 6 weeks
>Bossman tells us on Monday about having Thanksgiving and Christmas with us
>Come Friday he cuts half the crew with no warning
Took my sunglasses off, snapped them in half, tossed them on the ground, and walked away without saying goodbye
>>712713582>random pointless lit candle next to an equally pointless dried gourd>some gayass live laugh love bullshit pillow>matching baby sloppa eating chairs specifically for shoveling food in their faces while they watch televisiongreetings from kazakhstan tier living room
>>712714571cultivating this dynamic with your kid is threading the needle
its not easy, you have to walk the line between being firm enough to create boundaries while not being soft enough your kid thinks they can get away with everything
>>712713224 (OP)Nope, but when I was younger my father took my GBA and hucked it across the room. Thing survived, but the screen got dislodged from its default position and shifted down so that the bottom part of the screen was obscured by the bezel. I wound up taking one of his extra screwdrivers and filing it down into a makeshift tri-wing to get the shell open and managed to get it re-seated. I can't even remember what I did that pissed him off so badly that he did that shit, but he seemed impressed that young me had the ingenuity to find a way to repair it anyway.
Im not having anything to do with someone who videotapes the inside of their fucking family home thats sick. Fucking pod people behavior dude get ahold of yourself.
>>712713727normalgroids are basically medieval peasants but dumber
>>712714839>"I am awakened at the sound of a dropping coin."
>>712715040If you feel more anger from losing in video games than you feel angry from having to buy a new keyboard or mouse or hell an expensive TV then you have severe issues.
>>712713706Mate, there's motion blur on that swing.
>>712713738>>712714534out of 33 ranks, he dropped from the 11th rank to the 8th. and im counting the lowest rank as rank 1. he's not even halfway to the top. not only is he a rager, he's ACTUALLY a shitter that could probably be beaten by mashers.
>>712713224 (OP)No because I valued my stuff and tech was more durable back then and even accidental falls didn't break shit most of the time
>>712715213>he doesn't have a mastaboriumNGMI
>>712715182Well you're a pedophile so no shit
>>712715330it's for when someone burglarizes their home
>Used to hit myself as a teenager when things went wrong.
>Don't get super angry anymore .
>Yesterday i lost a 1/4 gamble twenty two times in a row.
>Just point angrily.
Glad to have grown.
>>712713924Listen here pablo, with enough hard work you can occasionally afford large houses, which are not worth the time to clean, so you hire people to clean it for you instead. Having a camera in the living room helps a lot in situations like these, especially if you also hire a nanny to take care of your kid occasionally or something.
Maybe stop browsing 4chan and spend that time working until you can afford that kind of lifestyle, your poorness is sad to watch.
>>712715496how much $ did you lose
Imagine being so retarded that you start destroying your own expensive equipment. Must be amerimutt things.
you have to be genuinely retarded to sperg out and break something over a video game.
I think the only time that happened was when I was 8
>>712715262You forgot
>roastie doesn't notice cat getting toasty
>>712715156>"sperg-tard mode" is taking away the cords/electronics and providing a track for him to earn it backwat
nigga did you mix shit up there, I said "maximum punishment time" because I'm assuming he wouldn't get violent and talking it out would come along with the stated non-physical punishment
it's ONE single spank if he gets violent/destructive in response
>>712715510why do people make comments like these? Do they think anyone takes them seriously?
>>712714624Based and Benoitpilled
>>712715231What is your situation?
How are you doing emotionally, financially etc.
What is the most recent thing you feel you should've been angry about?
>>712713426Their country has too many foreigners, ofc
>>712713224 (OP)What game was he playing? Roblox? Fortnite? I don't immediately recognize the shit kids play nowadays.
>>712713875Holy shit, you're one retarded sperg.
>>712713224 (OP)hwo do you discipline this best if it happens
>>712715231anger is too annoying of an emotion. it uses too much energy to get angry all the time. dont worry about it
>>712713224 (OP)Yeah I broke nose of my exgf, when she nagged and nagged and nagged while I was defending clan castle in Lineage 2, bitch pulled out ethernet cable, I pushed my fist. We lost a castle, I lost a night behind bars. Funnily enough we didn't break up after this and she stopped being a bitch about games at all.
>>712713738Everyone should just stop playing ranked games. They did nothing but ill to video games.
>>712715576Why not? I just explained why some people own cameras in their rooms? Sure I did it in mean-spirited 4chan fashion but I'm speaking from personal experience, most people are awful and will steal your shit if they get the chance to do it. One time a cleaner just spent 4 hours in the house on phone, smoking too, before finally cleaning and throwing some perfume around.
>>712715330Why are you people so obsessed with the need to freak out over this? Everyone I know with a camera in their house has it in their living room, facing towards valuables, the front door, or whatever captures the most space. It's always mounted in clear view up on a wall. It's not some kind of secret.
You're acting like you're suddenly disappointed you can't reliably go to someone's house and fuck their shit up or pocket something. I don't see you throwing a shitfit over the fact every store you've been in also records you.
>>712713224 (OP)that is a very fat kid
also breaks stuff
you can tell from this that the parents are retarded
>>712715664Tell him heโs adopted and his real parents hate him
>>712713830>>712713782Old phat tvs would barely get a dent from that
>>712715664Take away his phone, toys, games, etc. Also warn him that if it happens again he will no longer have any access to those things until he pays for the damage.
>>712713224 (OP)I could never be a parent because I would straight up Chris Watts my kid if they did this
>>712713224 (OP)Why is there a camera in their own home? Fucking disturbing surveillance state shit. The one place you'd want privacy
>>712715231I dunno about worried but it does belie a general lack of passion/investment in some cases
anger is a totally normal and sometimes even righteous response
but there's lots of people in the world and everyone processes shit differently so maybe you're lucky enough to maintain a cool head in situations where anger would creep in on others
anger also helps overpower fear in some situations
>>712713483>1366x768Let me guess. You need more?
>>712715230I used to get a bit angry playing tf2 but never to the extent of breaking things, I am waaay more calm these days, I video game has never made me so angry to the point of breaking my own stuff at most I take a break from it for a day or week or I just drop it.
>>712713224 (OP)>maybe itโll be gone when I turn it back onWonder how many times he tried that
>>712713224 (OP)I got mad when my stupid fucking xbox suddenly died right after I beat some fight that I had problems with in prince of persia 2008 so I threw my controller at wall but it bounced back and hit me in the face lmao
shit overheated because it was really hot summer but it still works
controller on the other hand still has loose right trigger and knob that I never bothered to fix
>>712713909Smart people think of consequences before they take actions, dipshit.
>>712715672>defending clan castle in Lineage 2, bitch pulled out ethernet cable, I pushed my fist.She got off easy. Them castle sieges in L2 are serious business, I've read a story how a korean stabbed his grandma to death for asking him to eat during a castle siege. Also this
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/russian-lineage-ii-player-beats-rivalto-death/1100-6235216/
>>712713224 (OP)not me, but my little brother
>i am doing busy my homework >little brother is bored >decided to lend him my nintendo DS (don't remember if my mom asked me, but doesn't really matter i think)>go back to doing homework >little brother is stuck in some shitty level in mario bros >slowly starts getting angrier>comes to my room and asks me for help>tell him i am busy>he gets me mad and demands me to help him >tell him to go away and to quit being a baby>apparently this was the final straw and in a fit of rage he throws my DS on the floor, breaking it in half>i am stunned for a second seeing my beloved and relatively new DS broken in the floor>i kneel down and slowly grab my DS that is barely clinging to life with wires coming out and missing pieces >mom comes to the room>mfw.gif>i stand up and have to stop myself from beating the living shit out this little retard, because i knew i was going to kill him in a fit righteous anger>mom sees me and takes him away, and they leave home for the whole day
>>712713224 (OP)no
i've only been mad like 5 times in my life
>>712713278His parents live recording him for 24/7 and posting this video is on social media is a worse punishment.
>>712715763Its weird to me people even assume this kid has a phone. Fuck sake are they just popping out with a phone plan now?
>>712713224 (OP)>That moment when he stops to watch life pass before his eyes...
>>712713224 (OP)No. Even with my autism the "worst" thing I've done was smashing angrily the arcade stick at the arcades after losing. When it comes to consoles and computers I own I treated them properly. And I never did crap like shouting at the game or when playing with others (the "worst" thing I've done was shouting angrily inside my head).
>>712715758Sure, they also had significantly worse picture and sound quality and more importantly have nothing to do with the claim that he barely tapped it.
>>712715514No way, i'm not that dumb.
Just a game.
I mean getting angry at a game is already retarded so i guess i am kinda dumb.
>>712715886That's some crazy autism there anon. Since you're autistic I know you can't resist. Tell us about those times.
don't let your kids get fat anons, it lowers their IQ
>>712713738>made an absolute faggot fool out of myself>lemme share that on the internetis this caused by him having a humiliation fetish or not having any self awareness?
>>712715518It's about hopelesssnesss.
People lash out when they feel like they've no more control over their situation.
>>712713738>This "man" managed to get marriedYou have no excuse /v/
>1998
>playing pokemon blue on my sick translucent gameboy
>no fucking idea how to play
>my favourite monster gets confused by some faggot Drowzee
>attacks itself in confusion 5 turns in a row
>can't even play the game
>monster dies
>send the gameboy into the wall at high velocity
>permanently damage the screen so there was 1 row of pixels that didn't draw
>>712715886my brother is the same way, I've absolutely hate how he's cold, uncaring, and emotionless most of the time. it makes me sad because he used to not be that way when we were kids.
>>712715997So americans are all low IQ? Shocking.
>>712715997you say that like jocks aren't some of the dumbest mother fuckers to ever exist.
>>712713224 (OP)When I get too pissed, which rarely happens unless its a Souls game or the rare case I play a multiplayer game, I just beat up my non-bouncy couch or throw my controller a it. The only thing I broke is a PS3 controller because it fell off my table too often.
>>712716081Apathy is a sign of depression, supposedly.
>>712713224 (OP)No, and i have atleast 5k hours in pvp games.
>>712716103Now imagine how retarded they would be if they got fat.
>>712716103show me a fat genious
>>712716103people do like to point out the academic credentials of a lot of jocks but also forget that HS/colleges and the like have a monetary reason to cook the academic books for star players
>>712715705that guy is just mad that he can't spit in your floor and steal you stuff without the fear of being caught
>>712715758Yeah because it was glass. It either broke or it didn't. No inbetween.
>>712713224 (OP)This kid is clearly possessed by a nigger spirit.
>>712716215some people just have it all. handsome, fit, smart and charming. life isn't like a balanced character sheet from dnd
>>712716070Almost anyone can get married if they lower their standards far enough.
>>712715705>dont associate with you>Im freaking out>rantExactly the kind of fucking schizo mask zombie jeep driver I want nothing to do with. I can think of many more reasons than you to have a camera
>>712713483>comes with hdmi portweak
>>712715997All of the smartest people I know are fat bastards. A fat kid does indicate that they're spoiled and undisciplined however.
>>712715921I had a (flip) phone when I was like 9 to talk to my friends personally and phones are only more prevalent today so probably
However I was also trusted to have one because despite being a little sperg I never broke anything. Took damn good care of my belongings
>>712716328oh no doubt
but both of us can be right in this case, it's not an absolute on either end
>>712713864dont buy tv till christmas of next year.
cut off the wifi too. tell him it came from the tv.
still use my phone's "limited" wifi to let him print his homework. he aint getting rid of that.
>>712713515Did you marry her?
>cameras in every room in case little timmy damages my plastic junk
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>712715664Tell him he wouldn't be able to play vidya games for a while because he broke it. Let's go fishing instead.
>>712713224 (OP)I once got so mad that I squeezed my controller kind of tight and then slapped the armrest of my chair.
>>712713224 (OP)>GFWL-era dark souls>some faggot invades me near the starting area with some twink set-up that breaks your gear>rage at him and he smugly talks shit back, calls me a faggot and a redditor, and even baby speaks at me asking if he ruined "my precious charity stream" (I wasn't streaming at all, not sure if he confused me for someone else or what)>look up his relatively unique username>he uses a bridget avatar fucking everywhere (this is before some fat pedo convinces him he's a troon in the latest game, so he's just a crossdressing shota at this point, still fucking gay) >clearly posts here and his entire personality seems to revolve around being an "ironic" over-sharing bisexual coomer>also posts literally every single detail about his personal life on his twitter with 30-something followers>as I'm stalking him I see him posting our exchange on GFWL on his twitter, bragging about what he did>see red>stalk through his photos some more until I find an unboxing he did for a dragon dildo with his address clearly visible on the box>he's only half the country way, which is in 8 hours driving distance >so mad at this point I get in my car and head down there, head and heart pounding as I simmer with rage >by the time I get there it's 6:43PM, he was still retweeting disgusting porn on twitter so I knew he was at home>slowly pull into his street when an ambulance passes me and parks outside of his house>???>the guy steps outside in a panic calling the guys in the ambulance over, clearly distressed>watch as they cart an elderly woman outside while the guy's holding her hand and calling out to her>just sit in my car in shock as they get into the ambulance and drive off>must have sat there for over an hour as I processed what happened, considered defacing the car in his driveway, considered leaving a threatening note in his letterbox, and eventually calmed down enough to feel bad for him and leave>never played dark souls online again after that
>>712716739I once seen an apartment hall video, with an insane person waiting beside the door with an axe ready to strike. Now I use cameras everywhere in my house and two of them on the main door and hall with no deadzones.
>>712713224 (OP)Yes. My ex girlfriend.
>>712716826a real soap opera
>>712713875>perfectly describing an autistic meltdown
>>712716860maybe try living in the first world?
>>712716826Weapons that break your gear were a Demons thing
This didn't happen
>>712714212>phone/handheld time slashed greatlyfirst mistake was giving someone under 14 a smart phone
>>712716945It's pretty safe where I live, safer than any part of the usa. Doesn't change anything.
>>712717012>It's pretty safe where I liveif it was safe, you wouldn't need the cameras
>>712713278neck yourself pedo
>>712715672She probably respected you a lot more after that in general
>>712713224 (OP)No, the only thing I did was hitting my desk once when I died right at the end of Yuyuko's last Spell in Touhou 7
>>712716965acid mist spell degrades your gear really fast
>>712715005The most I've ever raged when "passionate" about something was when I used to slam my mouse against my desk. I still had enough restraint not to send it straight through the desk, and surprisingly the mouse never broke. It was only a few times when I would miss in osu! and I was trying to climb into 3 digits. It's not really cathartic. It is something you note that you're angry, that you fucking suck and you want to grow, but it still isn't good at all. Getting pissed verbally is way better than getting pissed physically. Anger on the level of that retard in the Tekken image is just par for the course for fighting game players, but it's entirely useless and doesn't solve anything. And usually players that rage like that won't be angry with themselves, they'll still blame it on other factors rather than accepting it's their own fault in a solo game. Instead of reflecting on their own mistakes and fixing them.
>>712715921my sister teaches head start (low income preschool) and just about every kid has a tablet or smartphone
it's a billion toys in one, you just buy it once and then they can watch unlimited free youtube and download as many free games as they want
>>712717063I've yet to encounter anything shady, so yeah, it's safe.
Most of my rage was back when I played a shit ton of war thunder
>Punched the desk so many times it ended up snapping in half one time
>threw sit out the window sometimes
>broke a table lamp
>punched the back of my chair until it broke
and many other smaller things like pens or so.
oh and with Heroes and Generals y got so mad I punched out my window once.
>>712716965Not him but when I was playing Dark Souls literally anything could happen when you were playing online. People would even connect to your game and it wouldn't let you know or anything and all of a sudden you're flying across the map or all your items are gone.
>>712715881>have a patio that has a door that connects to the main hall and my sister's room>my sister locks her door but not the patio door>tells me to stop my mother from going in and cleaning up>I come back from school and the house is already cleaned>boot up skyrimI know it was skyrim as it was the only game I played in 2nd year middle school
>sister comes in after a while>tells me why I didnt stop mom>tell her I wasnt home at the time without taking my eyes off of the tv in my room>she grunts like a neantherthal and dumps her tea straight into my 360's ventsI hate how electricity doesnt work like in cartoons and she didnt get shocked
on the plus side, my 360 survived
>>712716826so was it the grandma's dragon dildo?
>>712716965He was flipping around casting acid surge and using some messed up whip that was doing status effects to me. I'm pretty sure the whip was damaging my durability too so even if I dodged his spells he'd punish me with that shit. It was really fucking annoying.
>>712716826and then everyone stood up and clapped.
fake and gay.
>>712717180360s were built like fucking bricks. Mine still works after over a decade and that was thrown around like crazy.
Never got that red ring shit.
>>712713224 (OP)Time to send chubby to fat camp
Used to punch my leg when I was a kid
Now when I feel myself getting mad I just stop
why hasnt the GOATEST EVER FREAKOUT been posted?
https://youtu.be/YersIyzsOpc?list=PLX-E3Yw2kf3gBJOjFQsAOHbl34BXi9YWw
yall arent all *shudders* ZOOMERS are yall?
>>712715687yeah, not sure why so few people see it. everyone i see play ranked games is angry and miserable whenever they play them.
>>712716826I was one of these people that went around fucking around with players at the starting area with high level gear at SL1. Lmao! That was my reward after beating the game at SL1. Destroying every new player.
>>712713224 (OP)>have a bad night in war thunder>bad connection, shit teammates, bullshit, the whole thing>go to bed>can't sleep because so mad>go outside in the cold of night>punch a tree till blood streaming down my fingers>go back to bed with towel wrapped around hand and sleep like a baby
>>712715687This this this this
Give me back the dedicated server era where nobody cared about ranks
I pretty much stopped playing pvp games since it's nothing but elo farming and matchmaking
>>712713224 (OP)>Broke the screen of my game boy advance sp because the fucking regirock refused to be capturedHad to get a paper route to buy a new one
>>712713224 (OP)About 12 years ago already. Punched down on my mouse after losing 9000th match in World of Tanks, it flew off into my second monitor breaking it as well. Then I punched on my drawing tablet which also broke. After sitting there grinding my teeth for a bit I uninstalled that shit, sent an email asking WG.net to delete my account (they refused) and never played that game again. In fact that's pretty much the point where I stopped playing non-coop MP games in general. It's not good for your health. Never lost my shit at games since.
>>712716826That was me, anon. Thank you for not raping and murdering me after my grandma died. I know it was hard to resist
>>712715687The problem with ranked games these days is the fact people don't play against each other IRL. They don't learn proper etiquette for competitive play and just rages likes monkeys when there is no social consequences.
Also if you play any team game ranked online without a premade team you're a masochist and/or deranged.
>>712713787The controller probably would have broken actually.
>>712717360>Give me back the dedicated serverIt works only if you are decent player. I am not. I recently played Mount and Blade multiplayer. There is no matchmaking. I scored 4 kills across 20 hours of playtime, every server is full of sweats.
>>712714571She's 5 and a Japanese girl so she gets a pass. Kid in OP gets a job application and a punch.
>>712713224 (OP)I headbutted my DS and broke the top screen, that pretty much vaccinated me against taking it out on hardware
>>712713582The cat's whole fucking tail is on fire and nigga's just chilling watching it burn lmao
>>712717336Validation.
Life is a competition and if you lose once you are incentivised to kee going toshow everyone(no one) that you can win, that you're better.
>>712717180>the house is now clean so i must destroy your xboxdid she have a massive collection of dildos or used condoms as keepsakes or something?
>>712713524>>712713531could also be in case any urban lawyers or doctors break in. Don't just assume the kid is always doing this.
>>712717470It would happen with matchmaking too. And the advantage there is that you're not losing anything by losing.
>>712713828Shut the fuck up nigger
>>712713909He was clearly already doing the math of โI shouldnโt be doing thisโ in his head when he initially stopped himself, but then decided to go ahead and do it anyway.
>>712716982honestly I didn't really think about it which is why I put handheld on there while thinking of shit like the Nintendo DS lmao
that said I actually wonder how many kids under 14 actually don't have a smartphone these days
google(for however "trustworthy" it is) says only a measly 10% of kids under that age DON'T have one
wew
>>712715441he meant his adult sister, get your mind out of the gutter.
>>712717491I knee'd the bottom screen.
Shit sucked.
>>712717294because posting oldfag shit in 2025 is embarrassing. It's like beating a dead horse while completely disregarding the shift in culture.
>>712717594>It would happen with matchmaking tooNo, it would not. I play games with matchmaking.
>>712717519how should I know
probably on her period
>>712713224 (OP)yes. many times
yes i have anger issues
>>712716826This never happened which is obvious by how every sentence has to be even more shocking than the last. I'm sure it will be reposted on reddit with 9000 upboats.
>>712717151>Punched the desk so many times it ended up snapping in half one time
>>712715365>"Until you pay me once again to be gay, I will have nothing more to say."
>>712715401if this was in t7 season 1 then the top 10 ranks or so pretty much didnt exist. back then red ranks were legitimately high level.
still a shitter though
>>712713864No vidya for a year
Only exercise and books
>>712717649ok but i havent seen anything comparable being posted
disregarding the past because it's le old proves youre a retarded ignorant commie
I hit the TV with my controller like this when I was like 10. It bounced back just as hard and hit my in the head. This kid is just unlucky TVs are fragile pieces of shit now.
>>712717470>every server is full of sweatswelcome to post 00s online gaming where there are thousands of multiplayer games and millions of autists who hyper fixate on one they pick for their special interest
I miss when there were like 10 current multiplayer games and thus had a wide skill pool to play against
>>712713582>baby chairs with food tables in the room you likely have a TVExtremely bad habit to put on a kid. You don't want them to learn that watching things = food time. They'll get extremely fat extremely quickly and it'll be near impossible for them to break that habit as an adult.
>>712713224 (OP)I accidentally damaged an old lcd tv similarly. Was getting the shits, so did a casual underhand toss with the controller, but it ended up bouncing high off the desk and completely killed the picture despite not even leaving any on screen artefacts like in the op.
>>712713658Most animals understand and are afraid of fire.
>>712713224 (OP)That kid looks 40
>>712717778headbutting a crt taught me a lot about how hard glass really is
>>712715231I don't feel much of anything to be honest. When I was a kid my mother thought I might have autism because of it but the doctor said no.
>>712713224 (OP)No. I am a man not a off the handle bitch.
>>712717519Something like this I guess
hulk
md5: 688d009df4ef825c8c4bcf8f66aa7a56
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I never actually had rage episodes like this at first.
I remember playing hulk and then associating being angry with fun memories of that game.
afterwards, I would want to break furniture when I got very angry as a coping mechanism.
I held back, but it was very unnerving knowing exactly where the coping mechanism came from.
>>712713224 (OP)Why are dindunuffins like this?
>>712713738Something I've noticed is that the angriest, most hysterical faggots, are 99% of the time some fucking mid tier faggots. You almost never see the actually good players do this shit, it's always some middle of the pack retard.
>>712713224 (OP)Fucking stupid kid
all kids are fucking stupid I hate them so much
>>712718031We don't think about you.
>>712717505Fire didn't get through undercoat, that's why cat isn't panicking.
>>712713224 (OP)No. If it gets anywhere near to the point where I'm starting to get seriously frustrated or angry I just turn off the game. Even as a kid that was the only thing that made sense to me.
>>712713875Lmao. Feisty lil' spaz
>>712713224 (OP)Rogue Squadron
Sullust mission
trying to get Gold
slammed cart so hard it broke in 2
>>712715953It's not hot. I told my cunt of a mother that the girl shouldn't be allowed to spank me because I'm white but she didn't listen
>>712713875Stop playing fighting games, autist.
>>712718372But you fully took off your underwear and pants and laid your crotch penis down across a girl's crotch so she could spank you?
Hot
>>712715881>and they leave home for the whole daythey definitely had sex
>>712718372>because I'm whiteWhat does that have to do with anything?
I once slammed a controller down on an arm rest out of frustration and still feel bad about it. The streamers who make millions off of selling merch to retarded children break all their shit because it gets views and their brainless kiddie fanbase emulates them thinking this is just how your supposed to act.
>>712716826i love this website because its so real
>>712716098Most Americans under 45 are either skinny or in good shape. Youโd be very hard pressed to find young ones that donโt take care of themselves anymore. Itโs just boomers and gen X that are fat
4 hours into the serpent lady boss fight from dmc4 i started crying and threw my headphones and accidentally broke the mic
>>712713871Carlos, you ESL FUCK.
>>712713864>Enter a room with him>There's a TV there>"Hey retard, how about you break that TV too, huh? lmao">He's using a phone he bought with his own money>"Kid, pass me your phone real quick. I need to check if it's controller proof. "
>>712713224 (OP)The angriest I got was when I first played Hotline Miami but even then all I did was slam the mouse, realized that was retarded and just relaxed. When I think back to being a kid, despite there being some games I couldn't seem to beat, I don't remember ever being destructive about it.
>>712716826You should have finished the job, old cunt or not.
>>712713738Having a dog made my temper a lot better.
Nothing breaks my heart more than seeing my dog scared when I raise my voice or hit a nearby pillow.
>>712718756she's an early game boss though...
>>712713864Talk to him, see if he actually understands why he shouldn't act this way, make him understand that this shit costs money, make him do chores to make up for it.
>>712717828When you're a parent, sometimes you do stuff that you know isn't the best, or let certain habits form that you know you shouldn't, but some days you're just trying to keep your head above water.
When you know you have to rush to be out of the door in another 20 minutes otherwise you'll be late, and you haven't even made yourself a meal or gotten showered, and your little shit isn't eating their god damn breakfast, you'll do ANYTHING to get them to eat SOMETHING.
You make choices like that every other day, some become a bad habit that you yourself have to break in yourself once you recognize that you've been giving up too easy.
Sometimes you go "I'll focus on doing the right thing once I have more time off/I go on vacation but right now I'm too stressed".
Raising a kid isn't easy.
>>712713738How the fuck do people like that even get married?
>>712717470battlefield 1 can be like that on certain servers
the anime emblem squads join and start steamrolling
a fun relatively balanced server turns into one side annihilating the other, meta guns, meta strats, no fun allowed
luckily there are still a lot of populated servers so you can find other ones to play on
>>712713889Yeah that poor women who was forced to be with the guy ohh noo I'm so sad for heeeeer
>>712713224 (OP)>maybe if i turn it off and on again it'll work!what a dumbass lmao
>>712713224 (OP)Nah, I game next to my bed so at most I punch my mattress, but not even that often, maybe a couple times a year if I keep getting loading screen losses because of fucking matchmaking.
>>712713224 (OP)Not really, since every bit of gaming I had was from my own pocket.
>>712718018That's natural isn't it? It's so much more frustrating to be pushing up against the ceiling of your skill when your ceiling is decidedly mid.
It's a massive ego check.
>>712718862Nice webm lmao
>>712713875This is probably made-up, but I know a less extreme version of (You).
I just don't get it. How do you find yourself in a blinding rage over something so insignificant?
And by blinding rage, I don't mean just getting mad, I mean getting mad at the people around you and not realizing you're acting like a fucking retard.
I hate people like this. I can understand actual, serious trauma causing someone to act like this, but not a fucking videogame.
>>712718525>whiteA 12 year old asian girl shouldn't be allowed to see a 14 year old white boy's bare butt and spank him
>>712713224 (OP)broke a controller when I was younger, I was so embarrassed at myself that I swore I'd never do it again.
Anytime I get mad in general, I'm just embarrassed after.
>>712713224 (OP)I like how he stopped himself at first but still did it anyways
>>712717990To this day I still don't understand why parent use the excuse of "cleaning" to strip search their children room.
>>712713875>getting stuck in the orangeskek you fucking suck nigga
>>712713224 (OP)i thought he was gonna tip it over and blame it on tripping over a wire or something.
>>712719372What does race have to do with it? Do you think a 12 year old white girl should see a 14 year old asian boy's bare butt and spank him?
>>712715510What the fuck is a house so big It's not worth the time to clean? Short of having a fucking mansion, I can't imagine a house so big you can't clean it yourself every other week.
I get if you have kids It's harder to keep a completely clean home, but so long as you tidy up every day, the chaos doesn't get too out of control.
>>712713224 (OP)What was the retarded Kid mad at?
>>712715967>significantly worse picture wrong, OLEDs are the only flat screen TVs that look better than old ass CRTs
the rest is higher res
>and sound quality they're ABSOLUTELY GODAWFUL SHIT on EVERY TV
yes even the ones that cost 3k
you need a soundbar for decent sound
>>712719490he's holding a controller and looking at something on the tv so by deduction i think he was playing a video game and he was mad at it
>>712719459Do you not see how this is wrong? The girl saw me naked without my consent and I didn't want her to.
>>712713224 (OP)If my kid did that I would feed her into the meat grinder.
That TV was worth more to the world than that shitty brat.
>>712719548Can anyone identify the game? It think it's Fortnite, but I'm not familiar enough with the game or its UI to confirm.
>>712715881Did your parents get you a new DS?
>>712719639Yeah that's wrong but it'd be just as wrong if she was white, no?
>>712719490he did not listen
>>712719548I mean what exactly happened in the game/on the console that made them want to hit the screen. It's not Fortnite.
>>712716826thank you for keeping our board culture alive
>>712713224 (OP)Ive had this problem, its an easy fix.
>Son broke TV in a fit of rage over losing a match in Fortnite.>He threw the controller into the tv.its ok bud.
>Take his Xbox and sell the fucking thing.>Sell all his games.>Sell the controller.>Buy a brand new LG OLED.>Son throws a temper tantrum because I wont let him play games on it.You cant play games on it, I sold your xbox.
>He loses his shit.Go to your fucking room and read books then.
>He starts breaking his toys.Not my problem, those are not my toys.
>He threatens to break the new TV.You break the new TV, ill not buy another one.
>He breaks it while im at work.Oh well.
>House is now devoid of any pass time enjoyment.>He just sits and throws tantrums all the time.>Eventually he quits.>He's bored.Go outside and play.
>He has no toys cause he destroyed them.>He has no media because he destroyed them.>He has no entertainment because he destroyed them.>He starts reading books instead.>FAT BITCH WIFE RUINS IT ALL BY STARTING THE CYCLE ALL OVER AGAIN AND NOW HES BACK TO BEING A SHITTER!>Divorce wife and leave country.>Laugh in Korean.
>>712713864if he lies, no TV replacement for a while. if he doesn't lie, I'll get a shitty TV replacement, so he learns the consequences of not thinking ahead. also i'd probably make him vaccum the house or clean the toilet or some shit. i wouldn't hit him or yell at him.
if it was my parents they would've beat me, yelled at me, and taken away my xbox for a good month.
>>712714432>older phones were more robust tooBullshit. Newer phones are plenty robust. The amount of times i have *launched* my motorola low/mid tier phones out of my hands and they survive intact.
>>712715231Why? I don't think that's too weird. I don't really get angry about vidya anymore, there's no point. It got replaced by frustration. I rarely get angry about people either unless they tried to maliciously harm me. Shit like my former roommate trying to fuck me over when we split up so he faked a bunch of shit trying to get me into legal trouble. Fortunately he was a retard and nothing came out of that but that shit came out of nowhere and I did feel nothing but hatred and rage for a while whenever his name came up. Fortunately shit like that doesn't happen too often.
>>712714885that's easy bro. any kid would take the beating.
>>712713224 (OP)nope
the only thing i ever destroyed out of rage was an xperia z3 because the screen was delaminating because of the glue failing
last year on overwatch i got so tilted that i broke my mouse, then went on to grab an old unused picture frame i had lying in my room and smash it to pieces on my couch. i think i messed up my shoulder doing this cause ive had off and on soreness since then that sometimes inhibits arm movement. i bought a new mouse that night and continued playing.
yes im autistic
>>712714908only if you suck like you and anon.
>>712713909just say niggers, anon, it's ok because it's the truth
>>712713875fighting games. not even once.
>>712713224 (OP)my mom says i was throwing controllers in rage at the TV too when i was a kid.
Thankfully, those were shitty lightweight famiclone controllers vs a fucking CRT.
In the last decade, only 1 game has ever made me slam my hand on my desk. Monster Hunter World
>>712713224 (OP)bashed my og gameboy on my knee. told my parents that i've dropped it by accident, got a new one a shortly after. whew.
>>712717541>urban lawyers or doctorsis this slang for black "people"?
>>712713864Spank him then make him work to buy a new tv
I never had a destructive urge until I played league of legends in highschool, and then in a ranked game I threw my cheap and shitty headphones at the wall and broke them.
Realised how retarded and shitty that was to do, and uninstalled it despite the fact that the majority of friends all played league nonstop for hours every day.
I played CoD growing up as well but never raged at that. I think ranked systems with "points" just fucks with kids minds.
I just avoid games like league now.
>>712715997Not really. Lazy people are some of the smartest people in the world because they want to know how to do things with the least amount of effort while achieving said goal.
>>712719441It's a mutt thing where they have to do it to confirm the little golem is behaving
>no weapons>no school shooter manifesto>no drugs>no tranny stuff (if red team)>tranny stuff (if blue team)>no non-interracial porn
If I ever get mad at a game I just say some variation of "yeah okay dude" in a sarcastic voice like a sulking teenager and that clears it up
>>712715705Everyone you know is a paranoid freak who films the inside of their own home.
>>712713426The kid probably has a track record of being a dishonest, destructive little retard and they have to monitor him 24/7
makes you wonder why they still bother with him
>>712718372You took it like a bitch anyway LOL
>>712713278rizzler bros....
>>712713224 (OP)Friendly reminder that well-raised children don't behave this way. My PC is at ground level and easily accessible, yet they know to never touch or go near it. Same goes for my T.V. and similar appliances.
>>712713224 (OP)If I broke anything even on honest mistake I would get a merciless beating from my father even as a toddler. I then picked up martial arts and between that and the strict education I ended up with a lot of self control except that one time I stabbed my father with a chopstick in the liver (we were eating chinese takeaway and he was making a lot of noise and since he would always scream at me if I did make any noise while eating I told him he should do what he preaches and stop chewing like an African, he got mad and tried to hit me but by the time that happened I already had the physical upper hand).
Played all the most rage inducing stuff you can think of, starcraft, quake, counter strike, UT, on European servers full of cheaters, never broke a peripheral or any hardware. Fucking lost a few mice to mousewheels who stopped working though which is why I refuse to spend more than 60โฌ on a mouse now since they're all shit and prone to breaking even when treated with care. Fuck logitech, fuck endgame gear, fuck razer, fuck steelseries and fuck all these meme chink brands like lamzu
>>712717485Yotsuba is not Japanese.
>>712713295how and why? MGS5 is pobably one of the less frustrating and rage inducing game i ever played in my life. i even got more frustrated playing stardew valley lmao
>>712713582Calicos can be weird
Appearance really is everything
This kid just LOOKS like someone who does retarded destructive shit all the time. A well behaved kid would never look like this
It has to be some kind of genetic association
>>712717351that tree had it coming
>>712720018>>712720018not the one id dish out but thatll only be apparent after it's first dished
>>712715330>>712720557you probably don't get it because you live in a high trust society
to be clear I don't have any cameras in my home either, but it's because I don't live in america where random blacks might suddenly invade a home
>>712713864Kick him and hit him with a metal rod many times until he is battered and bruised all up but don't break his bones and avoid striking vital organs. Then spit on him. Then I will tell all his friends that he was a pedogooner so they will all hate him. Then I will send him off to a labour camp to recoup the money for the expensive PC he has ruined. He won't have any free time and will only spend his days sleeping, eating cheap slop and working hard to recoup the money until it is all back in. Once he has repaid his debt to me at the labour camp, I will snap one of his arms and one of his legs, then send that little shit to an orphanage to fend for himself.
>>712719441It's either a shit parent or shit kid
>>712718372Your mother knew you weren't white, just white trash
>>712720837it's always the parents, there isn't such thing as a kid just born destructive and fucked up. they probably spoiled the fuck out of him.
>>712719007If feminism hadn't halved wages and destroyed marriage, that woman would have literally all day to take care of the house while watching her kids.
>>712717351Where's the bear and the gay blowjob?
>>712713278Modern kids don't receive punishment for anything.
Which is why they do shit like smash TV's with controllers. The kid had innate guilt, but his parents will pamper him so he will never regret what he did
>>712720918>there isn't such thing as a kid just born destructiveYou are a child
>>712720742Because it was so shit
>>712713738>>712713875>TekkenThese posters are 100% not white.
>>712716372what else you need?
>>712720720Imagine being this retarded
>>712713224 (OP)Kid's bullshit behavior aside, modern smart TVs are designed to instantly die at the slightest push, it's fucking ridiculous.
Anyway videogames
>>712720485A big factor with league is that you and your teammates' mistakes are felt immediately and compound off of each other. Making mistakes in other games leads to just losing objectives or getting pushed in for a bit. Mistakes in league literally make the other guy permanently stronger. A handful of deaths and now that guy is a Super Saiyan that can't be dealt with alone. And it's honestly even more likely to happen in normal games.
>>712713582That's a shit dog.
A good dog would have started barking to alert the owner that something's not right.
>>712715156>Punishing your kid for lying just makes him lie better/lie moreI never understood this logic. Are you just supposed to let him fucking lie and that's gonna make him stop lying?
>>712721167she literally isn't. koiwai found her orphaned in a foreign country and adopted her. read the manga.
>>712713875>get beat up in the game>get beat up in real lifewhat the fuck you guys weren't supposed to have this technology for another decade
>>712713224 (OP)>Rocket LeagueKid never stood a chance
>>712713738those aren't even high ranks kek
>>712720925Is feminism the root cause, or can you pull off the mask and find capitalism behind it?
A capitalist society was always going to want women in the workplace, being productive worker bees to increase our GDP. Countries that didn't have as strong a feminist movement as western ones, but modeled their economies after ours, still have the same problem (See: all of East Asia).
>>712716046Nigga are you a snake?
>>712718862>anon hit his computer screen before saving that webm
>>712713224 (OP)should've gotten a crt and not that flimzy shit
>>712721263Did you miss the part where he talks about not going too far in either direction? How was your takeaway being that you shouldn't punish them? Anon is talking about properly measuring the levels of your punishment/leniency as you teach them what they did wrong.
>>712716103They're fat too.
Just fat in muscle.
>>712717294too bad that's fake
>>712713483Gay. I'd go the extra mile. I'd see about going the extra mile. Hit up a junk shop to get the oldest and shittiest black and white vacuum TV I possibly could and tell my kid that the only way he'd be allowed to play videogames would be on that TV. As for getting the console hooked up to that TV to begin with, that'd be a case of being his problem, not mine.
>>712713224 (OP)broke one laptop because of chess, also got arthritis on my middle finger because I hit something too hard again because of chess
>>712721392Yeah, capitalists want us to eat zhe bugs, but there's no better alternative so what's the point in talking about it? There should be always be a resistance from the populace to keep the powerful people in check, no matter what system.
>>712714159I was a little autistic weirdo who couldn't really lie so honestly no.
>>712716070to be a retard?
Funniest thread of the day.
>>712713738Iโll never go this extreme, but I understand this. Tekken is the most rage-inducing game I have ever fucking played. While playing T8, I have shouted at the top of my lungs, paced around the room in pure anger, and almost fractured my ankle stomping on it full force on the floor. I have never done that over any game in my entire life.
>>712715881I want to beat the everliving fuck out of your faggot little brother
>>712713864If he were to acknowledge what he did wrong and admit it, instead of lying about it, I would reward his truthfulness in some way.
If he lies about it and tries to shift blame either to someone or completely feign ignorance and that the damage just "happened", there would be no new TV.
We'd find him some light work to do, so that he could buy a new one, he would pay from his own pocket. He would learn that breaking it would hurt even more when you worked hard for it. It's easy to break other people's belongings if there are no consequences. If you break your own things in a fit of rage, you pay the price by not having them anymore, suffering from their absence.
What I would strive to teach a child is that nothing in this world is worth getting mad over, you are in control of your reaction to things that would otherwise make you angry. Some mild impulsive cursing and cussing with a smile on your face is fine, but anything physical and truly rage induced is just subhuman behaviour.
>>712721661Seriously, Iโm crying
>>712713224 (OP)Punched a wall and broke my knuckle over fifa but in my defense I had just broke up with my gf too
>>712713224 (OP)lol, never after I turned 12 or so. Whenever I felt getting angry I just stopped playing and sis something else.
>>712713224 (OP)He's literally me.
>>712720485i stopped hanging out online with the only friends i had because all they did was to try to make me play League of Legends, World of Tanks, Counter Strike or R6 Siege with them, and i grew to despise all those competitive games.
>>712715112Problem is you'd be punishing yourself and everyone else in your family too.
Who here has squeezed or โtwistedโ their controller when upset? And whoโs managed to break one by doing it? Never broken one, but I am guilty of that.
>>712713864no snacks for a year
>>712713224 (OP)My brother used to play LoL and Valorant every day, and he'd always be yelling insults in the middle of the night. I tried CS:GO competitive for a month and felt miserable.
I don't know why people play competitive MP games. It just sounds painful.
>>712721110for it to be proper punishement, it needs to be av only, no hdmi, take out the color if need be
Ill lightly drop my controller on a spft thing like sofa or pillow if I get frustrated.
The recent xbox controllers cable ports are the most easily breakable fucking thing. Not even angry, I dropped my controller onto my sofa just a few inches, but it happened to land on the cable end which bent and rendered the like $60 controller completely broken and unusuable.
>>712713224 (OP)A sign of good parenting a kid is scared shitless when they fuck up.
>>712714376My older sister and younger sister deliberately deleted my save file for Pokรฉmon Red Rescue Team.
>>712720993I don't play cards games so I don't understand that image.
>>712713224 (OP)Yeah, but I don't think mine is standard, I don't get mad at online competitive stuff, but I do get irrationally angry at inane but annoying stuff like if there's a 15% drop chance and it takes me like an hour to get it, or if I'm trying to reach a ledge or something in a game with janky controls and its taking forever and I keep sliding back down. I also don't slam or throw the controller, but squeeze it really hard until the case cracks or shatters. I've only destroyed 3 or 4 though, in like 30+ years of playing vidya. I never even touch those "getting over it" type games because I know I'd be six controllers deep less than halfway through. Unexpected benefit is I cannot stand playing casino games for any amount of time at all because its the worst luck based roulette shit ever specifically tailored to make sure the house wins, but instead of feeding an addiction I just get really irrationally angry and have to leave like 15 minutes in.
>>712721167KEEEEEK secondary who doesn't even read the manga or libtard who doesn't know the difference between ethnicity and nationality? Moron.
>>712721252Well it's a pit bull so obviously it's going to be a shit dog.
>>712713278based
make sure the belt buckle is made out of metal and your swings hit hard.. piece of shit kid will remember for the rest of his life to behave
>>712713224 (OP)>>712713738>>712713875>>712716826I made them do that
lel, thanks for the ELO
FREE, lmao
I love PvP games
Don't like it? Don't install. Hmph.
>>712721273>yotsuba>bwo she isnt japanese!!
>>712713224 (OP)In 2010 I was playing Super Monkey Ball trying to get to the Master Stages. I got so mad that I put the game in the case, and threw it against the wall
I haven't laughed this hard at a 4chan thread in a long time. I know these are copypastas of made up stories, but thanks for posting them anyway.
>>712713582To answer your question, it's for court if people break in or crash a car through their house or whatever they can sue them into oblivion as they are a very litigious people.
>>712721664Fighting games are sick man. 2 things people really hate are being obstructed and the feeling of unfairness. And the ideal goal is preventing the other guy from being able to do what he wants. You are forced to confront the feeling of losing constantly while struggling to enact your own will.
>>712713278that's it I'm throwing away his Xbox
>>712713224 (OP)No. When I used to get angry at vidya I'd just punch myself in the dick and blaspheme the Lord.
>>712715030was it sideways?
>>712717649fr bruh fr
he should show little Ledextrus have a titcock chimpout dead cap no ass
>>712713483I thought you were supposed to make his life worse, not better
pretty sure I've destroyed computer mice that were near the end of their life if they costed me a game in cs, they were just 10 dollar logitech mice so it wasnt a big deal
>>712713426so if you get robbed you know who to hunt down and shoot
>>712713864100% and the mother gets it too since she spends all day with them
>>712719907that's a good way to make your kid turn into a psychopath.
I can't control my gamer rage
>>712722346Is that Sonic?
>>712715758No shit that thick glass is stronger than modern tvs. It had to be because if you did manage to beak it like that it would explode in your fucking face like a grenade.
>>712721991that's just you being low IQ
you can figure out the image through context clues even with 0 knowledge of card games
Id like to see that little faggot try and break my 47" crt television that weighs more than him
>>712722120This person's name is David Lammy. Is he English? Or are you going to do that libtard thing where he's British as if that isn't just an umbrella term for the native ethnicities of the British isles?
>>712715030Bullshit, she'd have way too many pubes for you to see vag
>>712713582That cat standing completely still in that scenario was the best move, honestly. The only source of fuel was the fur, which quickly burns away, and running around like mad could have literally added fuel to the fire.
The peak moment is the fat ass just walking obliviously in the background, though.
>>712721526>rewarding your kid wth a premium retro experienceIs this supposed to be a punishment?
>>712722120koiwai named her after she was adopted
>>712713738I just can't comprehend how someone would willing destroy their hard-earned property like that
>hard-earnedoh, I guess I answered my own question.
>>712713224 (OP)I probably shortened the lifespan of a few laptops during my teenage years by smashing the keyboard. These days I just hit the table.
>>712722595The simple fact that you keep samefagging me says everything I need to know
>>712722346>raging at sonic Frontiers I mean the dlc towers in hard mode were brutal and the fighting challenge was tough, same with the boss rush. But not impossible.
>>712713706Nigger i dont like tech being fragile either but you are being retarded.
You cant have a thin TV and make it survive a charged spergblast at the same time. Theres no fucking conspiracy (mostly) about it, its just basic fucking physics of thin things breaking easier. The only solution is to make TVs thick again.
>>712722443this is weapons-grade 'tism
>>712722771You've shown yourself to be a retard who doesn't even know anything about the thing you're sperging about in this thread. Now either actually go read the manga or fuck off idiot.
>>712722394I don't know what it means and I have played MTG
>>712713224 (OP)I will never have kids. Fuck this devils.
>>712717294https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjMk5PL2bjg
>>712713224 (OP)I smashed this cheap little end table to pieces during the final boss of DaS3, soul of cinder or whatever his name is. Fucking input reading artificial difficulty.
>>712718862Is this some sort of CIA mind virus video
>>712715778>tfw the tv I use for gaming is 1360x768I'm too frugal to replace it before it breaks so I'm gonna be stuck with this garbage for a while.
>>712713295Wow you fucking suck
>>712715112How would you play your bingbingwahoos though?
>>712713278desu I would let the kid think I didn't know. Let him stew in his own dread for as long as possible. Ask him if he wants to watch a movie after dinner. If he says no I just shrug and say okay. I'll keep up the ruse as long as he does. If he never watches TV or plays a video game again until he mives out, then fine by me.
>>712717180>skyrim as it was the only game I played in 2nd year middle school>mfw
>>712723218im literally playing this right now
stop spying on me FAGGOT
>>712723508That's what the cuckshed is for.
>>712718924Only anon itt fit to be a parent.
>>712723691Is it under the staircase?
Nothing shows you have too much estrogen like having a tantrum over a game. You're literally no different to a woman or child having a melty for not getting what they want.
Real men can enter a combat arena, keep control of their emotions while getting the shit kicked out of them, and even shake the hand of the guy that did it afterwards.
Raging shows weakness.
>>712719639Shouldn't have been such a little shithead
>>712713617>oled>that gray backlight after he hits ithuh
>>712713224 (OP)If that were my kid I would ask him for the honest truth in a calm, collected manner. If he admitted it, I'd give him a hug and tell him it's OK and that sometimes anger makes us do things we didnt mean to do and we have to learn to control it. Then I'd tell him he's gonna have to do a ton of chores to make up for it and there will be no video games for a few months. Kids are already retards. I don't wanna make him feel bad about being retarded.
>>712718924That kid can't be older than eight. What kind of chores is he gonna do to pay for it?
>>712715156>S-rank dad would talk to their son and feel them out for the emotions that healthy human beings have, like regret, remorse, shame, emabarassment, etc.
>>712713224 (OP)No I'm not a subhuman like Americans.
>>712713224 (OP)In my 27 years of living on this gay earth I've never done something like that and I've played games like cs go and league of legends.
But I picked up sf6 and I got hooked, go all the way to platinum despite the game increasingly pissing me off and suddenly I just fucking slammed my desk so hard it got fucked up on the side. Whoever made sf6 should be fired, I have had more of a good time in unfair chaotic anime games than that garbage.
Anyone who says they don't get mad at games is a liar. If games were unable to elicit emotions in you, that suggests you aren't able to feel fun, happiness, lust, boredom, sadness, etc either. Which we know isn't true.
The same people who claim to never get frustrated by games are the same posers who post in snack threads "only water and celery sticks for me."
I think what most people don't realize is that their own, and other peoples, frustration generally is born not from actually losing but the time loss of having to redo shit
i know the value of things and i don't play compslop
if i ever get upset i just burn my energy away on exercise
>>712724160>frustration generally is born not from actually losing but the time loss of having to redo shitNo it's because I know I can do it. I would say that's the case for most other people too instead of caring about lost time while literally playing a videogame
>>712723989A chore doesn't have to be hard labor. Sometimes it can be simply keeping his room clean, walking the dog, making sure laundry gets thrown in the washer, doing some light cleaning around the house. Things the kid should being doing normally but presented in a structured manner and made into a routine that fulfills what is expected. It's not about recouping costs of the TV, it's about instilling better values in the child that will help them transition into a more responsible adult later on.
>>712724160One thing is getting mad at a game, another thing is to just act on impulses like a fucking animal and break shit.
>>712720494My mom took away my multitool without telling me because it has a very small knife. This was when she visited me in my 2 rooms apartment.
It was my one and only can opener.
>>712713224 (OP)>turn it off>turn it back on>itโs still brokenIt was at this moment that Billy knew there was no God, only the uncaring abyss of a directionless universe.
>>712722987Still waiting for that second reply
>>712723989Nothing back-breaking. The point isn't to make him suffer otherwise he might just learn to hide his mistakes better. Cleaning his room, vacuuming the floor, do the dishes, set up the table, ironing his clothes, things the kid should already be learning to do naturally but obviously kids try to avoid since they'd rather by playing games or watching tv.
Like the other anon says, it's not about recouping the costs, it's more of an opportunity to teach things the kid might've been avoiding.
>>712715015You fucking better
>>712724439Its better to not break things since you won't want to replace it and lose money. But spoiler alert, we are animals.
I'm so fucking tired of this middle school 12 year old logic that persists into adulthood with people, that normal animal reaction we have are somehow unnatural or shameful. People never grow up and actually make any effort to understand how the world actually works. Instead of noticing a common trend and thinking why or how or what causes this phenomenon, since its clearly not one-off isolated thing but a pattern, no instead we have to act like retarded gossiping 12 year old girls and pretend people just actively decide to do these things and thats its odd or unnatural or related to this mystical concept of "maturity."
I'm so sick of stupid people
>>712722182>their house or whatever they can sue them into oblivion as they are a very litigious people.Or...don't break into or drive your car into someone's house. Home owners should have the right to kill burglars. There's literally no defending it and it's sad we even need in home security cameras because people defend thieves.
>>712724643if you break your shit because of a videogame you are niggerbrained. simple as.
>>712724643Lmao this dude wants to unironically return to monke
>>712713224 (OP)in other news RIP babby rizzler
>>712719441Even well behaved kids can be secretive. Better to clean a kid's room while casually making sure there's nothing off than just break down the door in the middle of the night and go full prison search on him.
>>712724643>we are animalsSure, but not all of us are ruled by our most primitive impulses Even as a child that age, I would've never done something like that because my parents successfully civilized me to a degree that I knew just tard raging on things was unacceptable and would only cause more problems.
>>712716074Surprised you didn't hit the neighbor in the next house over.
>>712713515That's a love story in my books
>>712717719He's not a badass Karate man, he probably just has a dog shit Swedish desk.
>>712724643>60 IQ: We are human, not animals>100 IQ: I'm so fucking tired of this middle school 12 year old logic that persists into adulthood with people, that normal animal reaction we have are somehow unnatural or shameful>140 IQ: We are human, not animals
>>712715252>>Come Friday he cuts half the crew with no warningWasn't the warning that they were shit workers who made the job require extra time?
>>712724890It's not a matter of being ruled by it. We are animals with animal urges. We want to walk over and openly fuck that cute girl we see, we want to just take what we want, but the only reason we don't is because we get arrested. If there were n consequences people would do it and it would be natural.
When people decide to murder, steal, rape, or do other things they're not supposed to, its not some meme gene "durr theyre ruled by emotions and cant control themselves" it is reaching a point where the risks and pro/con discrepancy is no longer enough to dissuade the action. When killing someone is going beyond the worth of the punishment murder happens. Likewise with anger and it devolving into breaking something.
People see the kid in the OP and assume he must be a mentally broken violent kid who acts out like this everytime, when it may be the first time or just a collection of built up stress and anger from various things. Plus in a kids case like this he simply doesnt have the understanding of how sturdy the tv or controller or whatever is, so the example would be better with an adult who does.
Stop speaking in meaningless memes and buzzwords and think about things before spewing bullshit that sounds like bro science.
I repeat. I'm sick of stupid people and the inability of general people, like everyone in this thread, to use basic reasoning skills and think/talk like what a logical, educated adult should, instead its teenager logic.
People stop learning and putting effort into learning after like high school. They get a job and no longer require learning, and/or just assume they have all the answers from the basic teenage surface-level understanding explained to them through bro science buzzwords and youtubers.
God damn why cant you people use your fucking brains at all
>>712715294How do successful parents manage it?
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This is like that episode when Peggy Hill threw the remote at the TV and broke it.
>>712725323>im actually so smartsure bro, sure you are
>>712719441I don't understand how westoids think kids are entitled to privacy from parents when they're being provided for literally everything. But then again you have the atrocious amount of shit like underaged pregnancy and kids playing with bongs at 10, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
>>712719490I think that's fortnite
>>712725357I can't stand stupid people either, there is no one I can rerate to, I'm so ronery.
Poor rittle me...
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>>712717749he posted it in 2017, so i guess it might have been
https://www.resetera.com/threads/tekken-ot-dark-resurrection.464/page-2
>>712717649The culture now sucks though. Who gives a fuck if someone posts โoldfagโ shit?
>>712715231i used to feel the same way, but ive learned anger recently
>>712713864Literally beat him to almost getting into coma.
>>712713864push him into blue water so he dies instantly
>>712713224 (OP)Why he did that?
>>712713864Begin HRT immediately.
>>712713224 (OP)i got mad my sister wouldn't play nsmbds with me when i was 5 and slapped her so hard the imprint lasted hours and she went into shock
>>712725413He didn't actually say that, he merely called you a midwit
>>712713224 (OP)lil nigga tried the ol' turn it off and on and pray it magically fixes itself
>>712713224 (OP)i know someone from online gaming who got so mad at mann vs machine that i heard him over the mic smash his keyboard up
>>712726332hope she sucked your cock after that
>>712713224 (OP)Nope. The occasional light desk/leg punch is as far as I've gotten. Couldn't imagine actually breaking something I own over something so unimportant.
>>712715827Rare for kids in the heat of the moment to do that retard.
>>712713224 (OP)i know once when i was a kid i was on the verge of tears pleading with my fucking playstation 2 to bestow upon me the luck required to beat the final mission of simpsons hit and run. looking back the mission isn't even that difficult i just had undeveloped motor skills.