what reason is there to own a PS5 now that Stellar Blade is on PC?

>>712714329 (OP)
talladega nights

I just bought one last month to play GT7, MH: Wilds and soon Death Stranding 2 and GTA6. Also I did account sharing with my brother-inlaw and with te the ps plus extra, so I basically have a good catalog for a few dollars a month and all the games bought by my brother in law

>>712714329 (OP)
Astro Bot
Gran Turismo
Resident Evil VR exclusives

>>712714329 (OP)
I expected a nest of ants/cockroaches in that thing.

>>712714329 (OP)
what the fuck does she in that fat white boy?

>>712714329 (OP)
>*voids your warranty*
>That will be $150 + tip + my tip in your thicc latina girlfriend + prima nocta rights for your first born when they come of age

This is why Apple gives out licenses to local store owners, so you can count on them to not void warranty or fuck up your devices

>>712714329 (OP)
so the only thing he does is apply some other thermal paste?

>>712714329 (OP)
That's it. I'm not watching youtube shorts anymore if they're just going to show up on my /v/ catalog anyway. Fucking hell

>>712715171
Stop being a jealous bitch and be happy for them. I could list many reasons why they are together but the answer would never satisfy you because you're so convinced that looks are everything.

>>712715347
if it was still in warranty he wouldnt be paying to have it repaired you retard

>>712714329 (OP)
>>712715171
i think that's his mom

>>712715505
there is no repair shown in the vid, retard

fucking vertical videos
cancer incarnate

>>712715171
Girls love warm huggable fat guys.

>>712714329 (OP)
I only use it to play with frens that only have a ps and leech their physicals for a week or two.

>>712714329 (OP)
So what was wrong with it? I thought liquid metal wasn't supposed to dry out and go bad like thermal paste?

>>712714329 (OP)
Death Stranding
GTA VI

.... that's literally it. I want to sell my PS5, because that piece of shit is just collecting dust.

>>712715850
>Death Stranding
>GTA VI
Both coming to PC after 6-12 months.

>>712715834
Og ps5s have that problem where the liquid metal sags and creates airbubbles when you put them vertical.

>>712715850
These are the only games that I want and since I'm broke, I was conflicted between upgrading my PC or buying a PS5 and your post made more confident in my choice. Avoiding Death Stranding 2 spoilers would be challenging.

>fortnight kiddies are fatfuck with black gf

>>712716290
>British
He's a Fifa player

>>712715171
kek

>>712714329 (OP)
whats that shit he has to clean off?
is that the thermal paste?

>>712716290
Fortnite is almost 10 years old (Battle Royale, the original zombie survival mode is even older)

>>712714329 (OP)
All that to play Fortnite?

>>712715171
white boi summer

>>712715171
no criminal record

>>712715171
Man when I was living in the bad parts of town during my uni days because of lower rent I had brown and asian chicks all over me, they all want a white guy because they know what browns and ricecels are like.

>>712715502
>Stop being a jealous
never

>>712716607
jizz

>>712716607
>is that the thermal paste?
Yeah. It is a liquid metal thermal compound.

>>712714329 (OP)
>just put the same console in a more vented room
>I fixed your cooling problem sir

>>712717424
it doesnt look very liquid

>>712718902
It is more of a gel-like consistency, but it certainly is a liquid.

>>712715171
lmao blk boy seething that another chooses a White Man, I'll guess you a hint it's big and White.

>>712715347
Just don't tell them that it was opened and modified. How the hell do they enforce this warranty thing if you don't tell them?

>>712715171
bwc

>>712715171
I did some digging and apparently he's got a 220k yearly income and a 10.5 inch dick as thick as her wrist.

>>712715347
if you have to worry about warranty then you can't afford a console. if you look at the warranty by its effective value (value of console * average failure rate before warranty ends) it comes up to like a few dozen bucks if at all

>>712719745
usually they have seals so they can tell if it has been opened

>>712714329 (OP)
I wouldn't ever take it off someone's hands like that
It's begging to be dropped and blamed on you

>>712718261
It's leaked thermal liquid due to overheating in a vertical stand

>>712715171
A steady income, and T levels above the 10th percentile.

>>712715171
he's White and she's not

>>712715171
BWC

>>712716793
You are more likely to have a girlfriend if you do have a criminal record than the other way around.

>>712714329 (OP)
I remember years ago there were articles warning that the liquid metal thermal compound could leak. Interesting that some people actually are affected by this.

>>712714329 (OP)
Why is he so fat?

>>712714329 (OP)
>>712715171
You're more likely to have a girlfriend as a fat fuck vs. a skinny-fat incel manlet like 90% of /v/ is

>>712721757
Why?

>>712721757
Skinny fat incels that only talk about how bad everything is. Constantly. Never anything good. While fatties are happy and eat and go outside. Hmmmmm. What a tough decision.

>>712714329 (OP)
playstations have been utter dogshit to take apart since the PS2.
just dreadfully designed all around.

>>712714329 (OP)
Imagine buying a $700 console for one game, not me

>>712721757
bros....

>>712714329 (OP)
R-Type Final 3 Evolved

>>712721757

>>712714329 (OP)
it's so fucking over, subhuman bros. JBW niggas were right

>>712714767
same

Guess I'm the only one who thinks he's kinda cute despite being so heavy. He'd probably be a chad if he lost the weight.

And no, there is no reason to own a PS5, now or ever.

>>712721757
NOOOOOO STOP TRYING TO HAVE SEX ME DURING A RANKED MATCH AAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>712720438
Seals are too big to fit inside a playstation retard. Not that it matters since they're stupid animals that can't speak english so how would they even tell sony?

>>712719125
Not really, It just has a high surface tension so it beads up.

>>712714329 (OP)
How did this hypo get a cute gf?

>>712715171
saaar.......

>>712714329 (OP)
Black girls can look attractive?

>>712714329 (OP)
>Germany
>2 niggers and 1 white
Embarrassing

How come he has a gf even though hes fat and ugly?

>>712721757
Eww why did you post a ricecel? They don't get any and he paid her to make that video.

>>712730804
SAAAAAAR I AM THE REAL ASIAN! ALL DEY WOMEN BELONG TO MEEEEEE

>>712714329 (OP)
P.C. Bald head exclusive /v era/

>>712730912
Who cares jeet?

GTA6 PC 2028 Epic Store exclusive
GTA6 PC 2029 Steam store
P.C. fanboy platform warrior bald head exclusive phenotype

>>712715171
He's tall and White.

>>712731029
SAAAAAR do basic math. There's three console platforms and just pc. That means your shitbox is only worth like 9.5 percent of the market if we're being generous. Its why even sony has to put games on pc

fatty cope thread

White man here. GTA is a series for brown subhumans

Any more fake testimonials? Wait why the fuck would I want to see this

I don't speak bald Chinese PC fanboy

>>712731549
Anon most of these companies want that chink money. Sony is bending over backwards for them. The only console to not care and cater to their audience is nintendo.

>>712731029
> 41 billion dollars is nothing

>>712715171
Seething white girl

GTA6 on PC? Not until 2030. The /v Pleddit/ community will be 55 and extremely bald by then.

>>712715747
Can confirm

>>712714329 (OP)
If i was someone that play online games, i would definitively have a PS5, because PC online is full of hackers and cheaters.
But as i'm not, PC is the platform for me.

>>712715575
The repair was replacing all the dried out thermal paste with new thermal paste so the heat could transfer away from the chips again.

>>712721909
Oh, Lord, he's coming.

P.C. fanboy balding time (no GTAVI until 2039 Steam aka Chinese platform)

>>712730912
>>712731029
>>712731549
>>712731779
this guy's balding and really insecure about it

>>712715850
I will continue doing nothing until things like pic related never happen in video games again.

>>712714329 (OP)
That fat fuck looks like a faggot and his nigger bitch is only there for free food and a house to shit in

>>712732305
GTA6 PC? Not on balding fanboy P.C.M.R. Steamie Weenie until after console owners. Much much later. You'll be here in your 50s fighting on behalf of the Chinese majority Steam platform. Devoted old man.

the only fix these technicians can do for any electronic is changing the thermal paste lmao

>>712730912
I'm not a nigger or white trash so why am I supposed to care about gta

>>712714329 (OP)

Not bald? It's GTA6 gaming time (Not on Chinese majority Steam)

>>712714329 (OP)
The setup for this scene is so retarded the fat guy can't help but look awkwardly at the phone's camera instead of trying to act normal

>ok make sure you mention fortnite before handing me the console so we get the extra hits from the algorithm!

>>712732515
Stop being a jealous loser.

>>712714329 (OP)
literally zero reason since the PS5 emulator is already booting games and sony ports everything to PC anyway

>>712732698
it's so sad that snoys literally lost everything, their face is not even golden anymore, all they can do is shill for multiplats that are either not on pc or not on switch, makes you wonder why do they do it, why being loyal to a company that took everything from you?

>>712733045
cultists don't know any better

>>712732515
Jealous being 300 pounds lol? Fucking faggot kill yourself.

>>712733045
Sony is getting a nice boost thanks to PC prices being retarded. If that never happened, Sony might be leaving the industry right about now.

Bald PC sisters (Reddit) what's going on? No GTAVI PC? Boycott Rockstar!

>>712714329 (OP)
What the fuck is up with you retards anyway? The only thing I have is a PC with no need for a console. I have hundreds of games to play, and I play and play all day with no end to the games in sight. Guess what I don't have to do as someone who actually plays games? Bait PSfags on /v/. Stellar Blade is fucking garbage, and it coming out on PC didn't change that fact.
Why do you fags even give a shit about these timed exclusives anyway? Most of them are shit. The AAA industry is garbage and puts out nothing of value. GTA6 is probably going to suck ass too thanks to modern developers, though I haven't liked a GTA game since SA.
Just play games.

Half of Steam is Chinese language players. lol.

LMAO
imagine giving money to "console" peasants when you can have ANYTHING on pc (emulator lol) while pirating ANYTHING you want and save it in external hard drives to own forever

>snoy is once again dumping his cope folder

>imagine giving money to "console" peasants when you can have ANYTHING on pc (emulator lol) while pirating ANYTHING you want and save it in external hard drives to own forever

>>712714329 (OP)
Why is there a criminal handling the pos5?

>it's ok. I'll play those games in 2 years time when they come out on PC

>>712733536
Cuckold behavior for bald PC zealot fanboys (Reddit phenotype).

>console games are shit.
>hey look at my console emulator

>that one pajeet who's gone berserk because there are people who don't care enough about GTA6 to buy a console
Buying a PS5 for GTA is pretty stupid given how big the modding communities for these games are.
>Buy GTA on PS6
>GTA6 is then released on PC
>buy it again for better features, graphics performance and mods
Glad I don't give a shit about GTA.

>>712721757
>>712721893
NTA but girls like hugging life sized teddy bears than feeling sharp shoulders noodle arms and ribby torso
t. skinny

>snoy shitting and pissing himself now that emulation is turned on them

how original

Consoles games are shit. /v Reddit/ help me troon out my Switch 2 emulator for my glorious PC, is taking finasteride safe? I'm 56 if that helps. When do we get GTA6 on Steam?

>>712733793
Also this is the same shit rockstar has pulled 4 times now, only a complete fucking retard would panic buy a rockstar game on consoles and unironically think it will never come to PC

>>712714329 (OP)
You should be asking what reason is there to own a switch 2

>>712715171
Not being brown, most likely.
>>712733984
There really is no greater insult to a brown that just holding a mirror up to their face.

Anyway the PS5 is shit don't buy it, no idea why I still have to say this in 2025 but I guess most human beings are genuinely below the retarded IQ threshold

>has a 1080p monitor
>claims his PC games look better

>>712734172
You say it because you're a clueless drone.

>>712734172
thankfully in most first-world countries the PS5 flopped pretty badly, literally only popular in the UK, india, and some other literal who micronations

Balding time on my 8 gb VRAM card Pzc Reddit troon sisters

>>712721893
Fat guy are stronger and more muscular. Some girls feel safe around bigger guys. Bonus points if you are tall.

>>712734337

>this entire thread
LMAO

>>712734494
>cultural affinity for playstation
>strong sales
>literally raped by 1 day switch 2 sales
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>712734593
I don't buy nintendo stuff so don't care for them
You don't buy sony stuff but live in a constant state of meltdown over them

>>712731029
>anon posting fake graphs again