Thread 712716349

How often do you play video games together with your partner?

tummy

hate crumbs in bed
hate projectors

how much would a projector that good set you back?

Before I actually answer genuinely does anyone really care or is this just a shitposting thread?

>>712716349 (OP)
shortly after that the bull came over and squirted black cum all over her

>Partner
I'm not in a homosexual relationship so I wouldn't know.

>>712716349 (OP)
>partner
Do you really expect me to have one?

when did they change the dominos boxes to red like that

>>712716349 (OP)
I played It Takes Two and she got so bored she blew me as a distraction.

>>712716441
its free i just got one

>>712716349 (OP)
>projector
Nice 0.5s input lag losers

>>712716349 (OP)
This literally never happens in real life.

There's a decent percent of /v/ that'll never even get a hug again.

>>712716464
I think it's a troll post. That shit is purely for social media/advertising the projector. The bed has no back support so it's a shitty place to play games.

>>712716349 (OP)
that's a high quality projector.
I want one

>>712716570
>>712716349 (OP)
>>712716441
Not just samefag, but a GENUINE shill.
Advertisement thread.

>>712716349 (OP)
I haven't had a gf in half a decade

I would kill myself the day I am forced to share a routine with another person.

>>712716349 (OP)
Every day, pretty much. She’s always watching me play, and honestly, she’s the brains behind most of my broken builds. I’m too lazy to dig into stats and mechanics, so she theorycrafts the meta shit while I just click heads.
We cleared Expedition 33 on hardcore thanks to that setup.
Right now I’m replaying OG Resident Evil 4 Hd Project, she handles Leon’s inventory tetris and does all the puzzles because I’m just here for the action.

btw she is waiting for the silent hill 1 remake from bloober teams

>>712716349 (OP)
I have no respect for people like that. I think they deserve suffering.

>>712716618
i am literally not involve din OP I just like the lok of that projector
do they really have input lag so not as good as tvs?
i have a philips THE ONE with cool backlights

>>712716349 (OP)
my brother wants one of those projectors, i may get him one when i finally decide to kill myself

>>712716464
nobody cares about your normalfag life

>gaming on a projector
come on mutts get some standards

>>712716349 (OP)
ive never had a friend or a gf

>>712716774
Nobody has a fucking 100" OLED in their bedroom

>>712716824
I've had both but now it's like memories of another person.

Does it do HDR?

>>712716850
Enjoy your 650ms+ input lag lmao

>>712716349 (OP)
Does no one else find it weird to shoot and edit a scene of you and your partner acting candid?

>>712716530
>again

>>712716850
So get a 48 inch one for your bedroom retard
Projectors are cancer, you're better off with a super large lcd

>>712716850
you don't need 100" unless you're more than 12' away
65" gives you UHD from 8' away

>>712716349 (OP)
Full on pajamas with no socks is just backwards behavior

>>712717053
Who has a 65" tv in their bedroom?

>>712717053
>720p
>480p
what is this? 2006 again?

>>712717010
why?

>>712716349 (OP)
I can get a boner by myself but I cant when i'm with someone. What is wrong with me?

There's no way a projector doesn't have 200ms of input lag

>>712717073
>with no socks
>wearing socks too chill in bed
unless you live in a cold environment, that's just fucking weird you werido

>>712717174
those are normie npcs. they have like 5 minute brainlag

>>712717127
I would if I didn't keep screens out of my bedroom for better sleep

>>712716349 (OP)
This is a shitty incel ragebait thread, but I'll bite.
We queue in Dota together, I go 1 and she goes 5. Recently we played Expedition 33.

And look at this video, so many camera angles, they had to reset and film pretending to do something together for content. Disgusting.

>>712716441
Like 1150-1600 Canadian not sure if it's the laser version.

>>712716349 (OP)
Nice ad it says 2.5 hour battery life(why not use a plugged projector indoors).
So the shortest episode of rings of puke is 62 minutes. Assuming break in between and it probably wasn't topped off since it wasnt charging at the beginning, They only gamed for ~1 hour max 1.4 absolutely generous in perfect conditions.
Casuals

>>712717073
>using any clothes
Nude only

>>712716464
I have to ask myself this in almost every thread, it's actually quite tiresome.

>>712717053
>goes from 1080p to 4k
What is this nonsense lmao
If you can't tell the difference between 1080p and 4k on a 65" tv 10 feet away you are blind and need to go get checked for cataracts.

>>712716479
no one asked your orientation but thanks for sharing anon

>>712716464
i care what you think :)

>>712716349 (OP)
>need alcohol to stand each other

When did we start saying "partner"?

>>712716349 (OP)
We hotseat Heroes 3 every other month

>>712717273
You literally cant maybe if above 20/20.
This is screen res not content

>>712716349 (OP)
We played games with my ex
we spent many long nights ordering pizza and gaming...fuck I miss that so much

>>712716491
who is this character? i know he's associated with men who are men even though they don't think they are. but does he come from somewhere?

>>712716349 (OP)
Is there any industry based around tiktokers manufacturing feelings of inadequacy from their viewers like this?

Like, they have to be selling you something, right?
They're not just doing this to make the world a worse place/pretend their life is so full of joy every day, right?

They had to set up their camera and record like 10 different shots of them acting out what it COULD be like if they decided to do this, but it has to be some kind of purpose.

My gf (female) is playing dark souls 2 while I'm playing shapez 2
She has good taste in vidya, I'm proud of her

>>712717358
Sounds like a skill issue

>>712717389
>Is there any industry based around tiktokers manufacturing feelings of inadequacy from their viewers like this?
Every celebrity in history?
"Flexers" and "finance coaches" that just post expensive cars and trips to Dubai on Instagram and TikTok and try to sell you a course?

>>712716349 (OP)
a bedroom is for sleeping and fucking.
Dont fucking eat in bed, you pigs.

>>712716349 (OP)
My first gf was a gamer (mainly obsessed with final fantasy mmos), she made me get bg3 on release and we tried it together once, no clue what we were doing and dropped it sorta quick.
I think that was more or less the only time. Our second date was at a dave & busters if you wanna count that I suppose.

>>712717361
https://mangadex.org/title/04e8402a-5e1d-4f58-aa2b-24fad8ffab50/menhera-shoujo-kurumi-chan

They almost never make coop games anymore unless you like live service garbage, what fucking games?

>>712717053
15 years ago there was a chart identical to this arguing why 1080p tvs were basically never necessary over 720p unless the screen was massive.
Pixel density is a boomer cope to make poor people feel better about the tvs they have and make rich people feel like buying TVs larger than 77" is ever worth it and justifies the typically lower quality parts used when you go beyond 80" panels

>>712717053
i cant tell the difference between 60hz and 144hz. i dont going from 1080p to 4k will make much difference.

lmao I purposely choose bad movies to watch with my gf so we can do perv shit the whole time, I wouldn't play videogames with her

>>712716349 (OP)
>a woman who would like me and play degenerate WEGs and hgames with me

Such a majestic creature is like an unicorn.

>>712717389
Are you 12 and just discovered the concept of advertising?

i would rather be single forever than be caught cuddling with some chick in her instagram reels or snapchat stories or what the fuck else short form video social media normalgroids use these days

>>712718058
No, I'm just specifically trying to figure out what's being sneak advertised.
Judging from the posts here, I'm guessing the projector.

I just hate this kind of stealth marketing.
This is way worse for young impressionable minds than violent videogames, because this pretends to be a real tiktok couple depicting their actual lives, but It's not different than a TV advertisement that's more in your face about the product.

i'm a 35yo khv broke hikkineet. What do i have to do to achieve this?

>>712717361
Trannies misappropriated her. The artist is indifferent to them.

>>712717167
You repressed your desires when looking at other people too much, now you get shy.. Shoulda gone monkeymonkey in the brain.

>>712716349 (OP)
I want to murder him and use his blood as lube to rape her asshole, then put her head on a pike.

>>712718295
Don't be socially retarded and don't have a crippling fear of intimacy. It's just that easy bro, just undo decades worth of deep-seated behavior and instincts that normalfags cannot physically understand, while they direct you to therapists that just want to take your money.

I hate CONSOOMERS so fucking much

>>712718065
Statistically you will die alone or kill yourself so that's great! :D Keep up the rising statistics and kill yourself faster ^_^

If I told you I'm about to start Stellar Blade with my gf, would you believe me? She likes Eve and kinda wants to cosplay her someday.

how do you get a girlfriend? it's all apps now, isn't it? in which case since I'm not chad I'm cooked.

>retards unironically thinking that input delay matters for braindead tendie games
kek

t. Playing shitch 1 games on a $50 aliexpress projector

>>712718632
dating apps are for hookups, not relationships

>>712716349 (OP)
literally never. My wife is terrible at video games. Even on the easiest setting of any given game she gets BTFO because she can’t figure out how to move her character while also manipulating the camera.

She likes to watch me play games though so it’s fine. I’m playing through the Lies of P DLC and she thought the mutated zoo was cool

>>712718534
i feel like i struck a nerve

My girlfriend likes Astrobot

>>712718632
before i answer this question i need you to first answer this: how often are you willing to go out to escape rooms, wineries, mango festivals, shopping trips, spa trips, road trips, cruises, travel trips? how willing are you to spend every minute of free time feeding attention to an insecure chick who didnt develop proper social expectations? how willing are you to spend literally all of your disposable income on stupid shit to make a girl stay with you?

the cost of a gf is all your time, all your money, and you dont even get to spend your time and money doing cool stuff, its mostly just stuff you would do if you were babysitting a kid like watching disney movies in theaters and then going to expensive restaruants

>>712716349 (OP)
hotel room ahh bedroom

>>712716482
yeah most people have one

When you stop and think how many times they had to set the camera in different positions and doing the same exact choreographed act you realize how mentally deranged and fake these type of people are

>>712718632
1. See if friends, family, or coworkers can set you up
2. Try attending church and become active in their charity stuff, see if you can get set up through that
3. Dating apps
Keep in mind you will only ever meet poor quality people on dating apps, but we're all poor quality here so it's not like you're a catch for them either

>>712717795
there's a ton of coop games being released every year, you just probably don't see them since you're not actively looking for them
I thought the same until I got my gf

>>712719096
absolutely, imagine being the guy and putting up with that shit, you just know she initiated it all because she's addicted to attention from strangers online. GIGA KEK

>>712718956
>gf grew up poor and mostly friendless so she prefers to stay home and rarely spend any money
skill issue I'm afraid
don't settle for someone you don't mesh with

not pictured in the frame: the bull

>>712719247
Is the joke that they are the children?

>>712719358
Not pictured in your post: your fragile brown hands

Why do people upload this sort of shit? Who the fuck do they think they are?

>>712719395
women do not get aroused from "men" like this

>>712719164
>3
nice projection

>>712719320
dont count your chickens before they hatch

>>712719415
>why do women chase clout on social media trying to make other women think their lives are perfect

>>712718632
I met my wife completely randomly in a game of csgo years ago, so my only advice is be lucky

>>712716349 (OP)
Another obviously staged TikTok video
Kill me

Got a 720p projector on ebay for $40aud delivered. Can lie in bed and play games on the roof with my wife.
If you're speding hundreds on a projector why not just spend that money on a tv?

>>712719415
>>712719456
it's an advertisement for the projector, they made money off of this video
media literacy really is dead

>>712716349 (OP)
is it bad that i want them to choke to death?

>>712719164
>we're all poor quality here so it's not like you're a catch for them either

>>712719521
yes you are probably miserable and jealous. you should do something about that

>>712716349 (OP)
>>712716349 (OP)
>>712716349 (OP)
How you can easily tell this is FAKE, as in not remotely indicative of their regular life, and that they're probably not even a real couple, aside from the studio bedroom and the pre-positioned camera.
The pizza.
You can tell this couple has never willingly eaten pizza casually.
Because no one with that kind of bedroom setup would still be eating the cornmeal garbage that is dominos pizza.
Even for a few dollars more you can get pizza that tastes infinitely better in most cities.

>>712716349 (OP)
Every day

>>712719434
You think there are quality men and women on dating apps post college?
M8 everyone left after 25 that isn't a widow or widower but is actively searching for a relationships likely has issues maintaining long term relationships for one reason or another.
Sure maybe you'll meet the one in a thousand person that just never tried dating or had one or two 4 or 5 year relationships that ended pre marriage or children because of something their partner did, but that's pretty unlikely

>>712718956
there are women out there who like games and don't make it their personality but it's all really just luck honestly.

>>712716702
This post gave me cancer

>>712719578
well the options are pizza pizza, pizza nova and dominos take your pick

>>712716704
Why?

>>712719662
whatever helps you justify your outlook

>>712716349 (OP)
When I see these videos I can only imagine how they spent hours meticulously setting up all the cameras and doing multiple takes until their shitty acting felt good enough to post about their "happy couples life"