Thread 712716736

>Be crawling behind a girl
>Tease her
>She says be careful since you in her “line of fire”
What the hell did she mean by this

Braaaaaaap

>>712716736 (OP)
>>712716759

>>712716736 (OP)
I don't care about Nikke I just want an UNIRONIC brap thread on /v/

>>712716736 (OP)
I heard this was Gachaslop, but that it also had a good story.

>>712716834
no it's disgusting

>>712716759
She’s gonna fart on me
You act like she can just do that on command get real bro

>>712717020
All gacha tend to have good stories

>>712717421
Why did they name her that

post it

>>712718342
Post what

>>712716759
imagine the smelle...

>>712716736 (OP)
i don't understand how someone can think that farts are erotic. it's a big joke right?

>>712717428
Not all
Blue archive story is shit

>>712720542
i'm sure lots of anons have a similar story but i tried it thanks to the memes and vomited and the smell was buried up my nose for hours

>>712720542
it's honestly the most erotic thing in the world to me, i dont like porn but i do like girls farting

WTF is this semen slurping minigame and why are the controls so unresponsive?

>>712720542
I like it in 2D, would never go for it in 3D though

>>712716736 (OP)
Why would they give a robot the ability to have bodily gas?

>>712716736 (OP)
That's not what she said but some shitty localizer making a totally innocent joke (haha)

>>712721323
Just play nikke. Its explained to you

>>712720542
>have crush on female coworker
>go to bathroom right after she takes a big shit
>sniffs
>wtf it doesn't smell that bad
>make it a habit to alway smell the bathrom right after shes done using it
>not even once grossed me out
>develop new fetish

>>712720592
Except that's wrong and you're a faggot.

>>712721548
Wtf

>>712721548
yes, your brain is wired differently
Ive taken garbage to the curb that's full of maggots, sweating in the summer heat and thought it smelled bad but good at the same time

>>712716736 (OP)
>>712716759
I wouldn't mind her farting in my face.
Only when you can have fun with each other's farts have you truly been alive and in love.

>>712716736 (OP)
>>712716759
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>712720542
Yes of course it’s a meme. It was posted enough by spammers and now newfags have latched onto it thinking that it’s culture, like they do with any spammed meme.

Weird thread.

>>712721904
Anis you're.....a little fat aren't you?

>>712721778
Pretty much. I'll never forget the night I caved in and proposed to my wife. We'd just eaten a shit ton of chili and were sitting in the living room lighting our farts. She accidentally set the crawling ivy plant on my coffee table on fire which set the smoke alarms off. Fire department came, called us fucking retards, and I decided I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her.

>>712716736 (OP)
>>712721857
>>712721904
Canonically stinks and doesnt wipe

>>712721049
It's the worst piece of shit "game" i have ever laid my hands upon. It's pure shit

>>712721904
Girls smell good. At least that's what I want to believe.

>>712721323
They need to fart or they go insane

>>712722419
Bready is a slampig
Anis is a braphog
What is Egg?

>>712722419
bitch is named egg cause she smells like sulfur

>>712716736 (OP)
>Gacha aimed at blacks and americans with all the nigger asses also target degenerates obsessed with farts
Who could have guessed

>>712722518
you're brown

>>712722518
>I form my opinions completely from OP pics on 4chan

>>712720542
I just think brapposting is funny because I have the maturity of an 8 year old, though some other anons are very much unironic

>>712719016
This is the funniest one.

I don't know why

>>712720542
Probably the act of farting minus the smell idk none of this made any sense

>>712722468
breakfast

>>712723441
The smell is also sexy

>>712716792
>>712716759
>>712716736 (OP)
>>712721397
>>712721049
3dpd normalnigger newnigger parasite unvirgin swine

Ass size has literally no bearing on fart content, not even sound

Girls don't fart

>>712722054
Gross but simultaneously based if true.

>>712725389
They do
My mom just did five times

>>712716736 (OP)
You know what she meant by that

>>712726646
How often does she fart
Like how many times a day

>>712716736 (OP)
OP is a chink or jeet

>>712727543
It’s funny how obsessed you are

>>712726994
At least 1000 times.

>>712716736 (OP)
That ass be farting or she's on the rag

>>712727747
Makes sense
1440 minutes in a day so that’s a believable amount

>>712728246
Is Anis a force of nature that can possess any girl?

>>712724382
Holy buzzwords, ACKman!

>>712724382
Be normal

Clearly just a girl who likes to be fucked in the anus.

>>712724561
The sound has to be affected
Have you heard Selena Loca fart

>>712726646
God bless this artist

>>712729545
Don’t recognize them and I’m a brap obsessed person who is it

>>712729452
I have now.

Everyone says it was the localizers who added the line of fire quote but then why is the grand amount of actual fart art from Japanese and Korean artists?

>>712729932
Because they know the truth
She’s a real tooter

I'm utterly convinced that everyone in this thread is memeing and nobody seriously faps to braps. Aren't these girls robots, besides?

>>712721548
Imagine that one day she forgets to flush, haha!

>>712730486
I basically exclusively fap to braps, my first time jerking off was to girls farting
I just love them

>I basically exclusively fap to braps, my first time jerking off was to girls farting
>I just love them

>>712729679
6Q

>>712732265
what

>>712732362
Literally the artist name

>>712733349
oh...6Q is nearly half a 13o

>>712733474
13o is superior, yes, I do agree.

>>712733591
it was a dumb numbers joke

Best brap artist of all time is Shinzanmono

>>712733734
Well, I'm retarded so I didn't get that.

>>712733817
That's a joke if I've ever seen one.

>>712733960
Who do you prefer?

Anis got really mad when privaty said she liked the commander

the worst thing about Japanese brap artists is that EVERY fucking picture they draw is a girl with a figure like a plank of wood, usually a loli, and almost always in some dumb fucking frilly dress

I feel like the new game mode will dissipate people from buying Stellar Blade instead of making them more interested, because they'll think that the real game will control as dogshit as the minigame.

>>712734258
vulgar bitch!

>>712734360
that's the best part, a loli farting is hotter than a milf

>>712716736 (OP)
We just don't know.

>>712734360
Jap artists are obsessed with loli, but western ones are obsessed with drawing troons, groidbeast OCs and Nintendo princesses. Both of these niggers are going to sleep on Stellar Blade, the most ass-centric game ever made since Nier, and they slept on 2B too.

God I wish I had girl farts in my life

>>712735248
Just smell your own farts and pretend a cute or hot girl did it instead

>>712733817
Doubt he's better than Dokuro.