They announced a big Hollywood adaptation of the last game you played, /v/.
Who will Jack Black be playing?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:08:46 PM
No.712725960
this is v we don't play games here
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:09:07 PM
No.712725980
>>712726012
>>712725915 (OP)
>OSRS
Would be an adaptation of Dragon Slayer, so probably Ned the sailor
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:09:35 PM
No.712725995
>>712725915 (OP)
>world of final fantasy
I'm going to go with Toma if only because him trying to balance on top of the brothers headt the entire game sounds fucking hilarious.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:09:55 PM
No.712726012
>>712726153
>>712725980
I heard the faggot lover devs canceled faggot month this year.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:10:29 PM
No.712726045
>>712725915 (OP)
Smash Bros Ultimate.
...
So, he will be playing... Steve.
Lol.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:10:40 PM
No.712726058
>Samus Aran
Metroid is dead (again). Chozo Jockey
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:11:28 PM
No.712726105
>>712725915 (OP)
>EYE
"I... AM NOT THE MURDERER"
"DRAGON JOCKEY"
>>712726012
People are pretty pissed about it but they were pretty pissed when they added it to, so.
I feel like it should have been polled in the first place, anyway.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:13:27 PM
No.712726219
>Satisfactory
He'll be steve
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:14:33 PM
No.712726273
>>712726153
>to
I'm illiterate forgive me
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:18:38 PM
No.712726497
>>712726538
>>712726660
>>712726153
it wasn't polled because people would have voted against it. Same reason faggot shit is forced on people everywhere. It's forced normalization. 15 years ago you could ask a random person on the street and the overwhelming majority would find homosexuals and fag shit disgusting and morally evil.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:19:53 PM
No.712726576
>>712726768
>>712726153
I'm tempted to play it again if they're serious about removing that unwanted shit
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:20:36 PM
No.712726626
>HSR
The male protagonist. It won't change much.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:21:09 PM
No.712726660
>>712726770
>>712726497
>15 years ago
you could do it now and the consensus would be the same. nobody likes that shit
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:21:11 PM
No.712726662
>Deep Rock Galactic
Steeve.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:22:45 PM
No.712726768
>>712726576
Nothing got removed they just didn't do a pride event this year. I think they had something ready to go but it got pulled at the zero hour. If you just play the game it's pretty ignorable, I honestly forgot it was even in the game until the recent hubbub.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:22:45 PM
No.712726770
>>712726660
True worldwide but I don't think so in the US. People have been too thoroughly brainwashed
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:23:46 PM
No.712726835
>>712726984
>>712726702
I could say the same about you sperg raging about fags. I'd rather talk about games than buttsex personally but you do you.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:24:05 PM
No.712726858
>>712726936
>>712725915 (OP)
Jack Black as Ichiban? Too bad for Eric Andre
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:24:36 PM
No.712726891
>Rain World
Putting aside the fact that this is a nauseating scenario in general, he'd be a good Gourmand.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:30:41 PM
No.712727267
>>712740253
>*serene string music, fade into green countryside landscape*
>IN A LAND OF PASSION
>*fade to black. Strings swell up into an epic chord. Fade into an aerial shot of a stadium*
>WHERE HISTORY IS MADE
>*football flying into the upper cornet of a goal net, crowd cheering*
>ONLY THE GREATEST
>*silhouette of a man in a suit from the back, with the floodlight coming into the shot*
>CAN ENTER THE LEGEND
>*Daniel Craig standing in the sideline, djusting his tie. Music stops. Craig looks to his side. Camera pans to Jack Black screaming in a terrible english accent "CAM ON TEAM, SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS" with John Oliver furiously clapping next to him*
>IT TAKES GUTS
>*Jack Black sucking his belly in to buckle up his suit pants*
>IT TAKES A TEAM
>*John Oliver screaming while riding a lawnmower on the pitch*
>*James Corden in a football kit, captain's armband on the arm getting shot in the face with a football*
>AND THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE CHAMPION
>*closeup of Jack Black frantically writing on a whiteboard*
>"I have studied from the greatest!"
>*shot of a desk with photos of Jack Black shaking hands with various bald men in suits, and one of him with Ted Lasso*
>"I have a plan"
>*closeup of a red marker tracing curved lines on the whiteboard*
>"So WHAT DO YOU LOT SAY?"
>*players in the dressing room looking perplexed and confused, James Corden scratching his head in the front row*
>*turns to Jack Black in front of the whiteboard where the lines and arrows make the shape of a dick over the football pitch*
>THIS SUMMER
>JACK BLACK IN :
>FOOTBALL MANAGER 2026
>*fade to black, then fade into a wide shot of a crowd of journalists at a press conference*
>"Any comment after this seven-nil loss at home?"
>*camera turns to John Oliver biting his nails, James Corden with a black eye pressing an ice pouch on his forehead and Jack Black with his tie undone and his hair messed up*
>"Well clearly the better team lost today."
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:31:26 PM
No.712727309
>>712727595
>>712726153
>People are pretty pissed about it
A handful of trannies on reddit are pissed, real players don't care.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:36:24 PM
No.712727632
>>712725915 (OP)
Heavy or Engineer I guess
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:40:00 PM
No.712727853
>>712725915 (OP)
>Unreal Tournament '99
Malcom or maybe voicing Xan, the reigning champion. It would be a shit movie regardless, the thing has no plot and is an excuse for multiplayer clusterfucks.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:41:11 PM
No.712727925
>>712728046
>>712729078
>>712727595
>keep mentioning buttsex
>ur thinkign about buttsex!!!1!
You get really mad when someone points out no one likes faggots, faggot.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:43:07 PM
No.712728046
>>712728186
>>712727925
I VERY often think about buttsex and how badly I wish I were having some with (you)
I do the butt, you do the sex
ok?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:45:25 PM
No.712728186
>>712728046
I know anon. it was obvious from your first reply.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:48:18 PM
No.712728373
>>712725915 (OP)
>FFXIV
Probably the Wandering Minstrel so he can ad lib some stupid song at some point during the movie.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:50:54 PM
No.712728546
>>712725915 (OP)
>Hundredline
The game already has a 4thwall sliding comicrelief though
Closest i can think of is the sponser of the KillingGame route
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:59:16 PM
No.712729078
>>712727925
How many people like you?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:02:16 PM
No.712729279
>>712725915 (OP)
Probably end up like the game Who's Line is it Anyways.
I won this on my first try mind you
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:03:03 PM
No.712729332
>>712725915 (OP)
>Car Dealer Simulator
I guess the main guy. Would be interesting to see him play a genuinely sleazy character ala Danny DeVito in Matilda.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:08:48 PM
No.712729672
>>712725915 (OP)
Last game that I played is Half Life 2
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:11:28 PM
No.712729823
>>712728882
Only because you imagine dumping him in lava
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:13:07 PM
No.712729929
>Counter-Strike
I... AM SEAL Team 6!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:13:37 PM
No.712729967
>>712725915 (OP)
Probably the one talking greybeard
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:16:56 PM
No.712730193
>>712739383
>Ace Attorney
>... I guess he could be Gumshoe?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:29:53 PM
No.712731047
>>712725915 (OP)
Prince of Cannock and he'll die the first battle he's in
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:31:28 PM
No.712731150
>super metroid
i... am KRAID.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:26:04 PM
No.712735129
>>712740451
>I... am JAMES.
>LYING FIGURE!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:31:18 PM
No.712735478
>>712725915 (OP)
Pokemon Emerald. He plays the leader of team aqua
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:32:41 PM
No.712735597
>barotrauma
it will be either shit actionslop or absolute kino thriller
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:35:00 PM
No.712735757
>>712725915 (OP)
>Gravity rush
Fuck it just let him play Kat.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:43:02 PM
No.712736324
>>712725915 (OP)
Absorb power in the sky and strike! Lightning Jockey!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:53:10 PM
No.712737038
>>712739439
In the middle of replaying Infamous 1, only role I could see him in is Zeke, and he'd almost certainly be a massive downgrade from game Zeke.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:14:04 PM
No.712738516
It would probably be racist now to have him play E Honda so I guess we're gonna need to bring back Rufus.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:25:23 PM
No.712739383
>>712730193
I think he unironically could make a good Gumshoe yeah.
Or the judge.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:26:04 PM
No.712739439
>>712741796
>>712737038
Nah, they'd get Seth Rogan to play him.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:36:36 PM
No.712740182
>>712725915 (OP)
I'm about to go THERMONUCLEAR on these bloody bitch bastards.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:37:25 PM
No.712740253
>>712727267
There is already a script, just need to change the names.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:39:28 PM
No.712740380
>MAX PAYNE!
>*Gets shot
I'll watch it baka desu
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:41:36 PM
No.712740525
>dying light
Rais.
>So which hand do you Jack™ off with? Get it? Because of that scene...in....the Departed....ok hand choppy time
I'm embarrassed for having typed this.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:46:41 PM
No.712740887
>>712725915 (OP)
Some slut from Brown Dust 2
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:55:44 PM
No.712741526
>Quake 1
He's a shoe in for the Ogre
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:58:58 PM
No.712741790
>Total War Warhammer 3
It'd be slop
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:59:00 PM
No.712741796
>>712739439
Please stop reminding me Seth Rogan exists.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:01:16 PM
No.712742014
you made this thread already and got answers. stop asking.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:12:48 PM
No.712742937
He's such an awful actor. The biggest thing I remember him for is botching every single iconic line in PJ King Kong
