Thread 712725915 - /v/ [Archived: 1022 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:07:51 PM No.712725915
turkey rider
turkey rider
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They announced a big Hollywood adaptation of the last game you played, /v/.
Who will Jack Black be playing?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:08:22 PM No.712725940
Nigger
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:08:46 PM No.712725960
this is v we don't play games here
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:08:50 PM No.712725965
nigger

sage
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:09:07 PM No.712725980
>>712725915 (OP)
>OSRS
Would be an adaptation of Dragon Slayer, so probably Ned the sailor
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:09:35 PM No.712725995
>>712725915 (OP)
>world of final fantasy
I'm going to go with Toma if only because him trying to balance on top of the brothers headt the entire game sounds fucking hilarious.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:09:55 PM No.712726012
>>712725980
I heard the faggot lover devs canceled faggot month this year.
Replies: >>712726153
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:10:29 PM No.712726045
>>712725915 (OP)
Smash Bros Ultimate.
...
So, he will be playing... Steve.
Lol.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:10:40 PM No.712726058
1743362508738783
1743362508738783
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>Samus Aran
Metroid is dead (again). Chozo Jockey
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:10:57 PM No.712726076
746945187499763.
746945187499763.
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>>712725915 (OP)
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:11:10 PM No.712726087
Screenshot 2025-06-15 151052
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>>712725915 (OP)
Eve
Replies: >>712726130
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:11:28 PM No.712726105
>>712725915 (OP)
>EYE
"I... AM NOT THE MURDERER"
"DRAGON JOCKEY"
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:11:57 PM No.712726130
>>712726087
I... am Eve.
Lol.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:12:06 PM No.712726140
asgore
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:12:15 PM No.712726148
ROCK AND STONE
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:12:27 PM No.712726153
>>712726012
People are pretty pissed about it but they were pretty pissed when they added it to, so.

I feel like it should have been polled in the first place, anyway.
Replies: >>712726273 >>712726497 >>712726576 >>712727309
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:13:27 PM No.712726219
>Satisfactory
He'll be steve
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:14:33 PM No.712726273
>>712726153
>to
I'm illiterate forgive me
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:15:19 PM No.712726307
>>712725915 (OP)
Eric Sparrow
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:18:38 PM No.712726497
>>712726153
it wasn't polled because people would have voted against it. Same reason faggot shit is forced on people everywhere. It's forced normalization. 15 years ago you could ask a random person on the street and the overwhelming majority would find homosexuals and fag shit disgusting and morally evil.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:19:15 PM No.712726538
>>712726497
I don't care.
Replies: >>712726702
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:19:53 PM No.712726576
>>712726153
I'm tempted to play it again if they're serious about removing that unwanted shit
Replies: >>712726768
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:20:36 PM No.712726626
>HSR
The male protagonist. It won't change much.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:21:09 PM No.712726660
>>712726497
>15 years ago
you could do it now and the consensus would be the same. nobody likes that shit
Replies: >>712726770
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:21:11 PM No.712726662
>Deep Rock Galactic
Steeve.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:21:44 PM No.712726702
>>712726538
Nobody asked you faggot.
Replies: >>712726835
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:22:45 PM No.712726768
>>712726576
Nothing got removed they just didn't do a pride event this year. I think they had something ready to go but it got pulled at the zero hour. If you just play the game it's pretty ignorable, I honestly forgot it was even in the game until the recent hubbub.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:22:45 PM No.712726770
>>712726660
True worldwide but I don't think so in the US. People have been too thoroughly brainwashed
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:23:43 PM No.712726830
>>712725915 (OP)
>Skyrim
Cicero. lol
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:23:46 PM No.712726835
>>712726702
I could say the same about you sperg raging about fags. I'd rather talk about games than buttsex personally but you do you.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:24:05 PM No.712726858
>>712725915 (OP)
Jack Black as Ichiban? Too bad for Eric Andre
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:24:36 PM No.712726891
Gourmand_select_screen_layer
Gourmand_select_screen_layer
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>Rain World
Putting aside the fact that this is a nauseating scenario in general, he'd be a good Gourmand.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:25:24 PM No.712726936
do-you-think-well-ever-see-jack-black-in-a-yakuza-game-v0-e3igeiflw8we1
>>712726858
Forgot image
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:26:09 PM No.712726984
>>712726835
projecting faggot
Replies: >>712727595
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:30:14 PM No.712727239
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>>712725915 (OP)
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:30:41 PM No.712727267
>*serene string music, fade into green countryside landscape*
>IN A LAND OF PASSION
>*fade to black. Strings swell up into an epic chord. Fade into an aerial shot of a stadium*
>WHERE HISTORY IS MADE
>*football flying into the upper cornet of a goal net, crowd cheering*
>ONLY THE GREATEST
>*silhouette of a man in a suit from the back, with the floodlight coming into the shot*
>CAN ENTER THE LEGEND
>*Daniel Craig standing in the sideline, djusting his tie. Music stops. Craig looks to his side. Camera pans to Jack Black screaming in a terrible english accent "CAM ON TEAM, SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS" with John Oliver furiously clapping next to him*
>IT TAKES GUTS
>*Jack Black sucking his belly in to buckle up his suit pants*
>IT TAKES A TEAM
>*John Oliver screaming while riding a lawnmower on the pitch*
>*James Corden in a football kit, captain's armband on the arm getting shot in the face with a football*
>AND THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE CHAMPION
>*closeup of Jack Black frantically writing on a whiteboard*
>"I have studied from the greatest!"
>*shot of a desk with photos of Jack Black shaking hands with various bald men in suits, and one of him with Ted Lasso*
>"I have a plan"
>*closeup of a red marker tracing curved lines on the whiteboard*
>"So WHAT DO YOU LOT SAY?"
>*players in the dressing room looking perplexed and confused, James Corden scratching his head in the front row*
>*turns to Jack Black in front of the whiteboard where the lines and arrows make the shape of a dick over the football pitch*
>THIS SUMMER
>JACK BLACK IN :
>FOOTBALL MANAGER 2026
>*fade to black, then fade into a wide shot of a crowd of journalists at a press conference*
>"Any comment after this seven-nil loss at home?"
>*camera turns to John Oliver biting his nails, James Corden with a black eye pressing an ice pouch on his forehead and Jack Black with his tie undone and his hair messed up*
>"Well clearly the better team lost today."
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:31:26 PM No.712727309
>>712726153
>People are pretty pissed about it
A handful of trannies on reddit are pissed, real players don't care.
Replies: >>712727595
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:35:50 PM No.712727595
>>712727309
OK
>>712726984
Again with the buttsex
Replies: >>712727925
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:36:24 PM No.712727632
>>712725915 (OP)
Heavy or Engineer I guess
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:37:42 PM No.712727721
Asgore or the King
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:39:08 PM No.712727807
I AM GUSTAVE
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:40:00 PM No.712727853
>>712725915 (OP)
>Unreal Tournament '99
Malcom or maybe voicing Xan, the reigning champion. It would be a shit movie regardless, the thing has no plot and is an excuse for multiplayer clusterfucks.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:41:11 PM No.712727925
>>712727595
>keep mentioning buttsex
>ur thinkign about buttsex!!!1!
You get really mad when someone points out no one likes faggots, faggot.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:43:07 PM No.712728046
>>712727925
I VERY often think about buttsex and how badly I wish I were having some with (you)
I do the butt, you do the sex
ok?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:45:25 PM No.712728186
>>712728046
I know anon. it was obvious from your first reply.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:48:18 PM No.712728373
>>712725915 (OP)
>FFXIV
Probably the Wandering Minstrel so he can ad lib some stupid song at some point during the movie.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:50:54 PM No.712728546
oh no4
oh no4
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>>712725915 (OP)
>Hundredline

The game already has a 4thwall sliding comicrelief though
Closest i can think of is the sponser of the KillingGame route
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:56:26 PM No.712728882
>>712725915 (OP)
>Dwarf Fortress
I... am Urist.
i wouldn't hate it
Replies: >>712729823
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:59:16 PM No.712729078
>>712727925
How many people like you?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:02:16 PM No.712729279
1728353635570700
1728353635570700
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>>712725915 (OP)
Probably end up like the game Who's Line is it Anyways.
I won this on my first try mind you
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:03:03 PM No.712729332
1749999775839
1749999775839
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>>712725915 (OP)
>Car Dealer Simulator
I guess the main guy. Would be interesting to see him play a genuinely sleazy character ala Danny DeVito in Matilda.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:08:48 PM No.712729672
Gordon Freeman
Gordon Freeman
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>>712725915 (OP)
Last game that I played is Half Life 2
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:11:28 PM No.712729823
>>712728882
Only because you imagine dumping him in lava
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:13:07 PM No.712729929
>Counter-Strike
I... AM SEAL Team 6!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:13:37 PM No.712729967
FLvv8shXwAY6ja5
FLvv8shXwAY6ja5
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>>712725915 (OP)
Probably the one talking greybeard
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:16:56 PM No.712730193
>Ace Attorney
>... I guess he could be Gumshoe?
Replies: >>712739383
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:18:42 PM No.712730304
SENTRY JOCKEY
SENTRY JOCKEY
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>>712725915 (OP)
Replies: >>712730398
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:18:48 PM No.712730317
>>712725915 (OP)
>Warhammer 3
Greasus Goldtooth
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:19:54 PM No.712730398
>>712730304
FISTS of STEEL
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:21:15 PM No.712730485
1000040173
1000040173
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>>712725915 (OP)
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:29:53 PM No.712731047
>>712725915 (OP)
Prince of Cannock and he'll die the first battle he's in
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:31:28 PM No.712731150
>super metroid
i... am KRAID.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:03:44 PM No.712733558
>>712725915 (OP)
>team fortress 2
>I... AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:23:06 PM No.712734925
Screenshot 2025-06-15 172231
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>>712725915 (OP)
>It's actually kino
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:26:04 PM No.712735129
images.steamusercontent
images.steamusercontent
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>I... am JAMES.
>LYING FIGURE!
Replies: >>712740451
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:28:50 PM No.712735306
>>712725915 (OP)
>helldivers 2
I could see it actually.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:30:05 PM No.712735401
Jill Valentine
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:31:18 PM No.712735478
>>712725915 (OP)
Pokemon Emerald. He plays the leader of team aqua
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:32:41 PM No.712735597
>barotrauma
it will be either shit actionslop or absolute kino thriller
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:35:00 PM No.712735757
>>712725915 (OP)
>Gravity rush
Fuck it just let him play Kat.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:43:02 PM No.712736324
Orlandu
Orlandu
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>>712725915 (OP)
Absorb power in the sky and strike! Lightning Jockey!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:45:42 PM No.712736521
Don_Jos__Normal
Don_Jos__Normal
md5: daa2254bbb92438b39f9706ac744b135🔍
I could see it.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:53:10 PM No.712737038
1750006366960
1750006366960
md5: 28f20586ddc9c6155355038ceb94407f🔍
In the middle of replaying Infamous 1, only role I could see him in is Zeke, and he'd almost certainly be a massive downgrade from game Zeke.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:14:04 PM No.712738516
It would probably be racist now to have him play E Honda so I guess we're gonna need to bring back Rufus.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:19:28 PM No.712738917
>>712725915 (OP)
P from Lies of P
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:25:23 PM No.712739383
>>712730193
I think he unironically could make a good Gumshoe yeah.
Or the judge.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:26:04 PM No.712739439
>>712737038
Nah, they'd get Seth Rogan to play him.
Replies: >>712741796
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:36:36 PM No.712740182
>>712725915 (OP)
I'm about to go THERMONUCLEAR on these bloody bitch bastards.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:37:25 PM No.712740253
file
file
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>>712727267
There is already a script, just need to change the names.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:39:28 PM No.712740380
>MAX PAYNE!
>*Gets shot
I'll watch it baka desu
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:40:31 PM No.712740451
>>712735129
ABSTRACT DADDY
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:41:36 PM No.712740525
>dying light
Rais.
>So which hand do you Jack™ off with? Get it? Because of that scene...in....the Departed....ok hand choppy time
I'm embarrassed for having typed this.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:44:49 PM No.712740748
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1709890047223927
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>TF2
Heavy Weapons Guy
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:46:41 PM No.712740887
fewffgw
fewffgw
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>>712725915 (OP)
Some slut from Brown Dust 2
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:55:44 PM No.712741526
1748912591975614
1748912591975614
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>Quake 1
He's a shoe in for the Ogre
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:58:58 PM No.712741790
>Total War Warhammer 3
It'd be slop
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:59:00 PM No.712741796
>>712739439
Please stop reminding me Seth Rogan exists.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:59:58 PM No.712741904
Mann from Stellar Blade
Mann from Stellar Blade
md5: 767f834b45bca90871477343ec4d0c90🔍
>>712725915 (OP)
Voice only role.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:01:16 PM No.712742014
you made this thread already and got answers. stop asking.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:12:48 PM No.712742937
He's such an awful actor. The biggest thing I remember him for is botching every single iconic line in PJ King Kong