They announced a big Hollywood adaptation of the last game you played, /v/.
Who will Jack Black be playing?
this is v we don't play games here
>>712725915 (OP)>OSRSWould be an adaptation of Dragon Slayer, so probably Ned the sailor
>>712725915 (OP)>world of final fantasyI'm going to go with Toma if only because him trying to balance on top of the brothers headt the entire game sounds fucking hilarious.
>>712725980I heard the faggot lover devs canceled faggot month this year.
>>712725915 (OP)Smash Bros Ultimate.
...
So, he will be playing... Steve.
Lol.
>Samus Aran
Metroid is dead (again). Chozo Jockey
>>712725915 (OP)>EYE"I... AM NOT THE MURDERER"
"DRAGON JOCKEY"
>>712726012People are pretty pissed about it but they were pretty pissed when they added it to, so.
I feel like it should have been polled in the first place, anyway.
>Satisfactory
He'll be steve
>>712726153>toI'm illiterate forgive me
>>712726153it wasn't polled because people would have voted against it. Same reason faggot shit is forced on people everywhere. It's forced normalization. 15 years ago you could ask a random person on the street and the overwhelming majority would find homosexuals and fag shit disgusting and morally evil.
>>712726153I'm tempted to play it again if they're serious about removing that unwanted shit
>HSR
The male protagonist. It won't change much.
>>712726497>15 years agoyou could do it now and the consensus would be the same. nobody likes that shit
>Deep Rock Galactic
Steeve.
>>712726576Nothing got removed they just didn't do a pride event this year. I think they had something ready to go but it got pulled at the zero hour. If you just play the game it's pretty ignorable, I honestly forgot it was even in the game until the recent hubbub.
>>712726660True worldwide but I don't think so in the US. People have been too thoroughly brainwashed
>>712726702I could say the same about you sperg raging about fags. I'd rather talk about games than buttsex personally but you do you.
>>712725915 (OP)Jack Black as Ichiban? Too bad for Eric Andre
>Rain World
Putting aside the fact that this is a nauseating scenario in general, he'd be a good Gourmand.
>*serene string music, fade into green countryside landscape*
>IN A LAND OF PASSION
>*fade to black. Strings swell up into an epic chord. Fade into an aerial shot of a stadium*
>WHERE HISTORY IS MADE
>*football flying into the upper cornet of a goal net, crowd cheering*
>ONLY THE GREATEST
>*silhouette of a man in a suit from the back, with the floodlight coming into the shot*
>CAN ENTER THE LEGEND
>*Daniel Craig standing in the sideline, djusting his tie. Music stops. Craig looks to his side. Camera pans to Jack Black screaming in a terrible english accent "CAM ON TEAM, SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS" with John Oliver furiously clapping next to him*
>IT TAKES GUTS
>*Jack Black sucking his belly in to buckle up his suit pants*
>IT TAKES A TEAM
>*John Oliver screaming while riding a lawnmower on the pitch*
>*James Corden in a football kit, captain's armband on the arm getting shot in the face with a football*
>AND THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE CHAMPION
>*closeup of Jack Black frantically writing on a whiteboard*
>"I have studied from the greatest!"
>*shot of a desk with photos of Jack Black shaking hands with various bald men in suits, and one of him with Ted Lasso*
>"I have a plan"
>*closeup of a red marker tracing curved lines on the whiteboard*
>"So WHAT DO YOU LOT SAY?"
>*players in the dressing room looking perplexed and confused, James Corden scratching his head in the front row*
>*turns to Jack Black in front of the whiteboard where the lines and arrows make the shape of a dick over the football pitch*
>THIS SUMMER
>JACK BLACK IN :
>FOOTBALL MANAGER 2026
>*fade to black, then fade into a wide shot of a crowd of journalists at a press conference*
>"Any comment after this seven-nil loss at home?"
>*camera turns to John Oliver biting his nails, James Corden with a black eye pressing an ice pouch on his forehead and Jack Black with his tie undone and his hair messed up*
>"Well clearly the better team lost today."
>>712726153>People are pretty pissed about itA handful of trannies on reddit are pissed, real players don't care.
>>712725915 (OP)Heavy or Engineer I guess
>>712725915 (OP)>Unreal Tournament '99Malcom or maybe voicing Xan, the reigning champion. It would be a shit movie regardless, the thing has no plot and is an excuse for multiplayer clusterfucks.
>>712727595>keep mentioning buttsex>ur thinkign about buttsex!!!1!You get really mad when someone points out no one likes faggots, faggot.
>>712727925I VERY often think about buttsex and how badly I wish I were having some with (you)
I do the butt, you do the sex
ok?
>>712728046I know anon. it was obvious from your first reply.
>>712725915 (OP)>FFXIVProbably the Wandering Minstrel so he can ad lib some stupid song at some point during the movie.
oh no4
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>>712725915 (OP)>HundredlineThe game already has a 4thwall sliding comicrelief though
Closest i can think of is the sponser of the KillingGame route
>>712727925How many people like you?
>>712725915 (OP)Probably end up like the game Who's Line is it Anyways.
I won this on my first try mind you
>>712725915 (OP)>Car Dealer SimulatorI guess the main guy. Would be interesting to see him play a genuinely sleazy character ala Danny DeVito in Matilda.
>>712725915 (OP)Last game that I played is Half Life 2
>>712728882Only because you imagine dumping him in lava
>Counter-Strike
I... AM SEAL Team 6!
>>712725915 (OP)Probably the one talking greybeard
>Ace Attorney
>... I guess he could be Gumshoe?
>>712725915 (OP)Prince of Cannock and he'll die the first battle he's in
>super metroid
i... am KRAID.
>I... am JAMES.
>LYING FIGURE!
>>712725915 (OP)Pokemon Emerald. He plays the leader of team aqua
>barotrauma
it will be either shit actionslop or absolute kino thriller
>>712725915 (OP)>Gravity rushFuck it just let him play Kat.
Orlandu
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>>712725915 (OP)Absorb power in the sky and strike! Lightning Jockey!
In the middle of replaying Infamous 1, only role I could see him in is Zeke, and he'd almost certainly be a massive downgrade from game Zeke.
It would probably be racist now to have him play E Honda so I guess we're gonna need to bring back Rufus.
>>712730193I think he unironically could make a good Gumshoe yeah.
Or the judge.
>>712737038Nah, they'd get Seth Rogan to play him.
>>712725915 (OP)I'm about to go THERMONUCLEAR on these bloody bitch bastards.
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>>712727267There is already a script, just need to change the names.
>MAX PAYNE!
>*Gets shot
I'll watch it baka desu
>dying light
Rais.
>So which hand do you Jack™ off with? Get it? Because of that scene...in....the Departed....ok hand choppy time
I'm embarrassed for having typed this.
fewffgw
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>>712725915 (OP)Some slut from Brown Dust 2
>Quake 1
He's a shoe in for the Ogre
>Total War Warhammer 3
It'd be slop
>>712739439Please stop reminding me Seth Rogan exists.
you made this thread already and got answers. stop asking.
He's such an awful actor. The biggest thing I remember him for is botching every single iconic line in PJ King Kong