Thread 712737894 - /v/ [Archived: 997 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:04:48 PM No.712737894
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>"What if we made our serious war rts a silly cartoon game?"
>It miraculously works
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:07:14 PM No.712738049
>serious
the game has aliens
Replies: >>712742807
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:07:37 PM No.712738076
>>712737894 (OP)
RTS games are inherently unserious. You are moving units around like they are live action chess pieces while your enemies do the same, it's not a way to realistically or seriously depict a war.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:08:16 PM No.712738128
C&C was always pretty corny, and RA was an outright pulpy idea
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:08:47 PM No.712738151
>game about time travelers, aliens and russian psychics is serious
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:10:11 PM No.712738242
>>712737894 (OP)
If I had to make a guess, their survey results were probably that people enjoyed the silly antics of Einstein and the dark humor of Stalin the most in the RA1 campaigns, so they doubled down on those in RA2.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:10:30 PM No.712738272
>"hey, we need an intro for our top-down warfare shooter"
https://youtu.be/Qc2fulUF64w
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:11:12 PM No.712738318
>>712737894 (OP)
that's the power of Tim, RIP
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:11:39 PM No.712738357
Road_To_Tanya
Road_To_Tanya
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>>712737894 (OP)
It even received a Light Novel entry.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:13:25 PM No.712738474
>>712738242
3*
2 was even more outrageous than 3
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:15:03 PM No.712738596
3 was really goofy looking game and it made me drop it in the first 5 minutes. Warcraft 3 did irreversible damage to rts artstyle.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:15:48 PM No.712738650
KANE LIVES
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:16:55 PM No.712738715
>>712737894 (OP)
Red Alert was never serious, Red Alert 1 was maybe a bit more serious than 2 but even that was less serious than CnC 1
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:18:00 PM No.712738797
531
531
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>>712737894 (OP)
>Developer: hey guys, we made a cool strategy game about modern conflicts
>EA: stick the command & conquer name there, this will increase our sales
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:18:04 PM No.712738804
>>712737894 (OP)
>serious
retard
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:18:21 PM No.712738823
RA was always campy

RA3 bombed because it went full camp, at least in 2 it was still serious
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:19:22 PM No.712738908
>>712738797
This seriously needs a remaster, EA is utterly shameless on selling this on Steam without any modern QoL updates.
Replies: >>712740483 >>712742158 >>712749436
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:20:22 PM No.712738990
>>712738797
IN THE MODERN WORLD
GREAT LEADERS RESOLVE THEIR CONFLICTS
WITH WORDS
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:33:45 PM No.712739980
>>712738797
BOMBARDMENT
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:35:02 PM No.712740063
>>712737894 (OP)
yuri's revenge ends with him getting eaten by a dinosaur
Replies: >>712740561
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:41:02 PM No.712740483
>>712738908
At least they could have exposed the source code, in order to let people fix some bugs.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:41:23 PM No.712740508
Manga and anime genre about lesbians
Manga and anime genre about lesbians
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>>712737894 (OP)
>serious war rts
>with time travel, weather control devices, psychic soldiers that can use pyrokinesis or mind control people, t-rexes you can recruit, trained dolphins with sonic weaponry, mind controlled giant squids that can sink ships, teleporting soldiers that can erase whole buildings from existence and slow as fuck zeppelins
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:41:52 PM No.712740549
>Reddit Alert
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:42:03 PM No.712740561
>>712740063
That's not Yuri, and neither the premier Romanov.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:43:05 PM No.712740634
>>712738596
This
Ra3 looks like absolute dogshit
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:43:17 PM No.712740646
>>712740508
>>serious war rts
That was only RA1
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:45:13 PM No.712740778
command-conquer-hitler-time-machine
command-conquer-hitler-time-machine
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>>712737894 (OP)
>serious war rts
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:50:54 PM No.712741160
>>712740778
>hitler scene got cut out from kraut version
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:54:53 PM No.712741459
>>712741160
maybe it worked a little too well.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:57:42 PM No.712741692
>>712740646
>RA1
>Einstein goes back into the past to remove Hitler from the timeline before his rise to power
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:03:21 PM No.712742158
>>712738908
do you really think in the current social and political climate that EA are going to remaster a game that features the chinese exploiting workers and using hackers to steal money, as well as Arabic terrorists who use suicide bombers and chemical weapons?

Generals is never coming back, the best you can hope for is dedicated modders keeping it alive with compatibility mods
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:11:27 PM No.712742807
>>712738049
>>712740508
> all of this stuff is actually real
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:12:21 PM No.712742891
>>712740561
https://youtu.be/nv2y3EH5lO8?feature=shared&t=481
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:20:42 PM No.712743607
1725252695906852
1725252695906852
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>The entire world and all of its history is mine to Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 โ€“ Yuriโ€™s Revenge
Kino.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:23:04 PM No.712743774
Are there any factions with cool gimmicks in other RTS games like Yuri with his mind control?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:25:39 PM No.712743974
>>712738797
needs a general 2 or zero hour with aoe2r style expansions

>usa armour general
infantry cost more, no pathfinder
vehicles cost less and come with veteran pilots, elites via powers
vehicles can buy all drones
no aircraft outside of chinooks
special chinook who can carry 3 tanks
paladin unlocked by default
supply drop also comes with a free paladin
>usa specops general
infantry cost less and come as elites
pathfinder unlocked by default
no tanks and aircraft, just humvees, ambulances, avengers, microwave tank, sentry drone and chinooks
assault chinook available via powers
faster capture time for rangers
rangers shoot flashbangs along with their machineguns
missile defenders use laser missile attack by default
firebases are cheaper
>chyna electronic general
radar is default for command centers
mines are default for all buildings, can be upgraded to ecm mines that disables vehicles but does nothing to infantry
speaker towers have longer range, can heal and gives boosts to units
hackers and black lotus come as veterans
hackers collect more yuan
can build multiple cheaper internet centers, they also can carry 12 hackers
cheaper listening outpost, can now garrison 5 units
cheaper ecm tank
speaker towers come preinstalled on helix and overlords, can still buy the other 2 upgrades
vehicles and aircraft can be upgraded with ecm suites, deflecting shots
>chyna airforce general
super mig, tougher and faster than the og and drops a mini nuke
migs have a higher payload
aircraft are cheaper
all aircraft come as veterans, elites via powers
gatling cannons are cheaper and require less power
no tanks outside of listening outpost, ecm tank and troop crawlers
troop crawlers come with tank hunters
helix is tougher and can buy all upgrades
can call in multiple types of airstrike via powers
can call in red guard and tank hunter paratroopers via powers
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:25:43 PM No.712743982
carpetbombing
carpetbombing
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>>712738990
WORDS LIKE...
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:26:54 PM No.712744068
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1740014928679674
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WATCH OUT
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:26:58 PM No.712744076
>gla scrap general
all vehicles are cheaper and come with 1st level of scrap, max level scrap via upgrade
vehicles can be recruited as veterans via powers
higher cash bounty prices
hijacker, scud and marauder are unlocked by default
all vehicles get some hp back for every scrap they acquire
all vehicles get scrap upgrades from bikes to scuds
bomb truck can buy both bomb upgrades
fortified structures and junk repair are unlocked by default
black markets are cheaper
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:27:02 PM No.712744082
>>712737894 (OP)
RA is a good series that teaches a important life lesson. Namely Don't fucking time travel, you'll make everything worse and stupider with unforeseen consequences and just end on a depressing note. Okay, maybe the life lesson isn't that important.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:27:40 PM No.712744134
>>712737894 (OP)
rip
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:46:45 PM No.712745632
>>712737894 (OP)
C&c always had comedic elements
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:03:43 PM No.712747078
>>712745632
i know that now i'm a stupid zoomer who only played the first one and ra3
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:32:26 PM No.712749436
>>712738908
>selling this on Steam
why wouldnt you just pirate old stuff like this
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:03:04 PM No.712751930
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i2dduux1gz821
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-7u3C-y0Mo
ITs just a typical russian isekai, but without Hitler, Stalin and Lenin as the main heroes. In the past in many slavic lands it was quite normal to essentially talk about WW2 non-stop and even on live TV there would be some "professors" who will give 1000 theories about the hollow world, Antarctican, Argentinian martian plan of the lunar nazis to escape and fake losing ww2 just so they can escape the follow world lunar martian base and then later reinvade Earth.

Its based. Shizo. but based. I would rather watch professors on live TV arguing for hours whether the secret nazi bases are hidden on the bottom of the ocean or on the sun, then play a single minute of a modern game.