>bro just dodge
This is fucking ridiculous

LITERALLY just dodge bro glory to the CCP

>looks fine OP is just retarded as usu--
>0:05
What the fuck?

>>712738585 (OP)
RAEP TIME

>gameplay thread
They won't find this one

>>712738585 (OP)
Her difficulty is completely overrated btw

>>712740051
Maybe that's a good thing
Last number of this is the mainline that I Hard/Lunatic attempt

>>712738585 (OP)

>>712740314
14 it is, which shootype /v/hu?

I can't even follow that.

I hate 2hu. Not even the doujins are good.

>>712738585 (OP)
>>712738879
ZUN had just finished playing a Psikyo game I see.

>>712740106
evil smegma and alice are harder imo

>>712738585 (OP)
Difficulty level: Asian: The Game

>>712740653
SakuyaB or no balls.

>>712738585 (OP)
They look like they're getting hit on some of these

>>712741574
Player hitbox and usually bullets too are smaller than the sprites in danmaku games.

>>712741343
...............ok let me finish eating first

>>712741343
evil

woah mama

>>712742249
posted the wrong picture award

>>712741907
What? And let him play one of the easier game in the series without a challenge?

lmao

https://youtu.be/wa2K_8Ff41M
>Toby Fox: "I'm playing on Lunatic because im not a baby"
>Makes all fights in Deltarune baby-tier

Fake interest truss

>>712742375
>game
Fuck, meant games

>>712738585 (OP)
>he thinks that's hard
Eheh, so sweet. Now try this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inq1LYYxyt0

>>712742375
Theres several things that arent easy about this game, specially above normal and without a meme shoot but here we go

>>712743018
doki doki literature character gives far too many resources and only spikes up when you fight seija/shinmy

>>712743018
>Theres several things that arent easy about this game
Honestly, even on normal I think the game makes resource gathering pretty dangerous.

>>712738585 (OP)
If you can't into 2hu it's a literal skill issue

>>712742930
Aki nigger.
Anyway yeah, until the music change it's actually not difficult at all. Then it's fucking resource dumping bullshit

new pc wont let me bomb while holding shift send help

>>712744032
Did you disable sticky keys?

>>712744032
but that would be a keyboard issue right?
maybe check your keyboard drivers

>>712744120
Will check
>>712744125
Will check

>>712742930
That's literally just knowing the strat and committing to it even when the bullet-filled screen starts making you doubt.
Then just knowing how to hold out long enough between bombs.

>>712738585 (OP)
Remember that period of time when Touhou fans dog piled undertale because it had the same gameplay and nothing else?

>>712744623
No

>>712740051
I am a gamer

>>712744623
That happened?

>>712744245
It was the sticky keys
now to 1cc again

sayonara

>>712745628
>It was the sticky keys
Wait, really? I was joking on that one, but good for you.

>>712745943
Should have realized it sooner anyways they are always enabled in these retarded laptops

>>712738585 (OP)
I could do it in three tries
The patterns are simple and give a lot of space, the only issue is the speed of the danmaku

Also Waka first spell is making me feel super unsafe for some reason

touhou games are trash
99% of the touhou fandom just likes bad apple and fanart

>>712740710
Try and play one of these yourself first. They always look impossible to those who haven't, but they're way easier than they look. The brain adapts in 20 minutes.

>>712741574
The player hitbox is exactly one pixel at the center of the character.

>>712744623
>they didn't notice the entire rest of the shoot-em-up and bullet hell genre

>>712745943
EoSD fairies don't look like that

>>712746658
Alice and Yuuka?

>>712746424
>fast paced, fun gameplay
>doesn't waste your time with bullshit, a good run is often less than half an hour
Arcade type games are unfathomably superior to mainstream games

>>712744623
undertroon is a shmup?

>>712747037
Is an rpg with a shmup-like dodging minigame, no less

>>712747107
damn im still not gonna play it

I can only 1cc normal

I'm talking bout the meira in the mirror

Seija is raping my anus

>>712748082
That's great, go collect more normal clears in other games in order to get good enough for hard

For Sakuya's next move she will use a bomb that does no damage and has zero utility

touhou futa
touhou futa
touhou futa
touhou futa

Kill Sakuya B
More like Sakuya BAD

>>712749303
BECAUSE I'M BAD
I'M BAD

Seishart 3 lives 3 bombs its over

Owarida
ZUN jumped the shark with the flipped controls

>>712750313
Owned

>>712750407
More like disowned

>>712750552

John?

so why doesn't have 2hu have hot dragon ladies

>>712751056

......... The server owner for touhou kuukunen forgot to renew the domain

>>712751145
She looks like she eats human men

>>712751047
insist?

oh god jesus christ Ran what the fuck

>>712746438
Frankly, I think I just have sensitivity to the same sort of stuff that activates epilepsy for people because trying to play danmaku just gives me a massive headache and nausea after a few minutes.

>>712751513
this is why I only use youtube search

>>712752248

Send me John Touhou.

I ONLY play the Touhou fighting games.

>>712738585 (OP)
is this game reflex or memorization?

>>712753596
Yes

>>712753596
Depends on what part.

>>712753596
I'd say it depends on which game in the series you play but in my experience its a lot more memorization than just pure reflex

Byakuren drawing

>>712738585 (OP)
If you think that's hard, never try to 2-ALL a DoDonPachi game. lol

>>712740710
Slow lcd screens make it extra hard.

>>712754190
very cute

....what is everyone?

>>712740509
Why is she so horny all the time?

WHY ARE YOU ALL SO HORNY ALL THE TIME

>>712755316
That's how preteens are like. These threads are made by underage faggots if you didn't notice.

>>712755539
Holy snailchoulibroken

How we feeling shmupgods?

>>712744623
Because your are retarded, Toby Fox goes out of his way to say he was inspired by Touhou for the gameplay of Undertale, so that wasn’t a lie

>>712755923
I wonder why nobody's tried to recreate an actual arcade game on steam
>"""free to play"""
>25 cents per life
I know most people would just cheat in the lives but still

>>712755923
schmups are garbage
literally the most dogshit genre ever
touhou is an exeption because touhou is awesome and zun somehow turned this garbage genre into something remotely fun but the main appeal of touhou comes from all the culture behind it

>>712755923
I'm playing Dariusburst
Man the music is so weird
I really dig the bosses as they are all aquatic lifeforms
I wish we would have modern shmups with actual grafix

>>712755028
probably something like a teaming mass of energy fields constantly interacting and interpenetrating with one another

>>712756490
post clears or gay
>>712756530
I like it when games have themes for their enemies

>>712755028
watching chick flicks for the hot woman

>>712757465
here's my ms lunatic clear (the hardest thing I've done in touhou)
I cleared every mainline games minus the most recent one (barely counts as a mainline game anyway)

taking a touhou related draw request

>>712757807
Alright, by admission you are straight

>>712757923
Alice playable in touhou 20

>>712757923
This >>712758056 but Shinki is in a corner pointing like a basedjak

>>712757923
Mai and Satono out shopping with Okina riding in the basket

>>712757923
Mai, Mai and Mai

>>712757923
Satono Yuki and Mei

>>712758290
there are only 2 mais thougheverbleit

>>712758427
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Mai_(PC-98)
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Mei_and_Mai
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Mai_Teireida

>>712758290
MAI HEROES...
>>712758423
and my villains.

Shut the fuark up tony won

>>712757923
Alice trying on some SICK shoes

Stop stalking Marisanons

>>712738585 (OP)
upload them weebs

>>712757923
Clownpi getting chokeloved

>>712759871
Undertale artist

>>712738656
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>>712738585 (OP)
'getsu on the 'log

>>712760113
>Undertale artist
explain

Who is the Touhou equivalent of sans?

>>712760529
>the period of change is 1

fuck

>>712738585 (OP)
This ridiculousness is not Video Games.

>>712760938
I know nothing about undertroon but if by that you mean a character with a cringe fanbase it's flandre

>>712758056
graphic design is my passion

>>712761242
cute

>>712755316
Civilization destroys man's ability to control and redirect his sexual energies into productive activities. Instead, he becomes slave to the lust serpent, mindlessly ejaculating his energy into the void.

>>712756490
Are you a troll? Shmups are the one type of game that are pretty much always fun.

>>712761242
She....... *sob*
She looks beautiful and canon *sob*

>>712761242
Incredible work

>>712761172
Sans fucks the player character's mother while the player character cries himself to sleep

>>712761242
Go to a flea market and see if you can exchange your passion for something more valuable.

>>712761242
you should REALLY draw more often!

>>712761748
That's a llce not a flea

Alice Mongoloid

>>712762340

>>712758136

>>712762967
Hey are you the guy who made a youmu with meira with me

>>712763021
depends on who's asking

>>712763624
I'm asking

>>712740051
I just read the thread. There is no gameplay discussion, just the usual

>>712764070
Holy meirabroken

>>712763939
maybe

>>712764275
I wasn't sure if you ever saw the finished one so I wanted to give it back to you

>>712762967
It's perfect

>>712764562
Meira Lupin and a cute girl

>>712764562
I saw it actually, your meira looks really cool, thanks

>>712764921
boybug

>>712754190
>canonically is stacked
mmm yes, too bad she's celibate

>>712762967
We are so back Makaibros

I'm just waiting here until /jp/hu let's me back in

Which touhou believes that the world owes her something?

>>712762667
someone has been playing something new

>>712765613
For once the answer is Meira

The ones that piss me off are the ones where you literally need to clip the hitboxes to win (like touhou, OP’s)

only one hour remains yippie I can't wait !!!

Well guys, this is it

You're talking to an imposter that will never go to Alice

thread wide alicification spell

glory
2
C
C
P

u r a f a g

>>712738585 (OP)
Main thing I don't like about these types of games is that the player's actual hitbox is like a pixel wide but it's not reflected by the player sprite.

Glory to my anus

>>712766297
Alice will take over the world

another BBC Sakuya B attempt

>>712764070

>>712738585 (OP)
Touhou should add a dodge roll button which gives you i frames

>>712738585 (OP)
Do trad roguelikes or schmups attract more mentally ill people? I say this as a roguelike fan

>>712766880
VD

>>712766886
kinda?

Sexybnaki

>>712756490
Nigga, you're full-blown gay.

Yatsunegra filtered me

I dont wanna play tbe videogames anymore

>>712770142
No one will ever be as erotic as Alice

>>712770142
You can't just trace curves over a body and pretend that's how they actually look like. Same with that image of Clownpiece, you guys know the one.
The traced lines don't actually reflect their anatomy at all.

>>712771787

>>712771961
She doesn't look like that.

>>712771961
nah

>>712773201
>Byakuren when she sees an unmolested shota

2hu sex with shota

Sex with Alice

Where is everyone

>>712775851
right now i am sleeping
zzz... zzz...

>>712775851
You split the posters even more, first on 8 now on /jp/. How do you expect for this thread to survive like this?

>>712776934
/v/hu has fallen, billions must 1cc

It's over

>>712780165
MY WIFE and Gengetsu

>>712738585 (OP)
Just… just jiggle rhythmically.

>>712738585 (OP)
If you are looking at the bullets and actively trying to dodge each and every one then you are playing touhou wrong. You need to memorize the timing of when you should go left and when you should go right and press accordingly. This reason is why most bullet hells can be played blindfolded.

/v/hu is healing

is there a reason why you niggers refuse to use /vg/

>>712781978
Holy snailchoulibroken

>le broken le broken
broken record more like it

>>712781978
YUUUUUUUUP

>>712781978
Blame the meiracord, I'm all over the place

>>712781978
The moderation staff will be forced to learn that touhou is videogames even if it takes 100 years

>>712782416
talk about the videogames instead of diapers then, virgin

>>712782863
I can do both!

>>712776934
Don't go to 8 that's where the devil lives

It's over