Thread 712741853

einstein fainted...

enstein
epstein
think about it

>>712741853 (OP)
I dont know how, but by the 2nd line I instinctively knew it was an indian and looked at the profile.

>>712742030
Israel
Is real
think about it

>>712741853 (OP)
READ THAT AGAIN

>>712741853 (OP)
For scientific reasons, I wonder what it is about stuff like this that make it so cringey? Is it the attempt to appear clever in a situation that's entirely fabricated?

>>712741853 (OP)
Why are jeets like this?

Jeets tend to make up the most hilariously retarded scenarios possible in order to seem smart, it's pretty funny.

>>712742258
The fake politeness.

>>712742336
KEK this one gets me every time

>>712742258
The brufal confidence they have on their crappy english does it for me

>>712741853 (OP)
If I know the final result has to be 12345678 doesn't this drastically limit all possibilities compared to having no information?

Also video games?

>>712742258
Shit english skills aside, it's trying to appear above their station when the fabricated situation and solution presented aren't really that clever. To me, it's the same as a kid thinking he's hot shit at fighting games because none of his friends really play the game only to get his shit pushed in when he goes online or to an arcade. i.e. spamming low kick does not, in fact, work on anyone half competent.

>>712742258
The Dunning-Kruger effect of the shit these people say, not even being racist but the average person hailing from this side of the world has high schooler level comprehension of the real world, "im 14 this is deep" type shit. They can't think for themselves or innovate, they can only (arguably) follow instructions.

>>712741853 (OP)
is this fucking threads or Linkedln?

Both side have a lot of delusion post like this, Glad it not only applicable for my thirdworld shit hole country.
Also video games?

>>712742758
>>712743125
what videogames do you wanna talk about?

>>712741853 (OP)
wow wow simply amazing how does he do it?

>>712742258
They're not just clever. They're so clever that they don't have to listen to your response, because it can't possibly be more clever than what they just said. They would walk away from the conversation now, but the truth is they already walked away two hours ago before they posted this perfect argument online and then blocked you from responding.

>>712742336
what if you square the AI as well? sirs I think the power is literally infinite.

>>712743427
nice one

>>712743427
I wish guys like this still existed.

>the whole world runs on loopholes and contrivances and made up retard baby scenarios
these people are spreading far and wide in ridiculous numbers

>>712742030
Dallas? salad

>>712743601
>sirs when you raise AI to the infiniteth power

>>712744150
Earth fainted...

>>712742258
It's the self-assuredness combined with the attempts to be clever in fabricated scenarios.
I'd remove myself from every situation where it wasn't strictly necessary to ground them to reality. I imagine it feels like what it's like to talk to a small child when they've done something wrong but weren't in danger, and you want to make sure they don't do it again. You have to be precise, stern and they might cry making me feel a little bad and/or act pissy making me frustrated so it sucks.

>>712742258
>make a response like that to the interviewer
>gets fucking blacklisted in job applications for God knows how long
You can act smug and so smart on those kinds of response, but it doesn't change that retard is still unemployed and would probably grovel at another interview assuming they're oblivious of his past record of being a wiseass

>>712742030
プレイステーション
レイプステーション
really makes one think

>>712741853 (OP)
Nice story Dhar Mann but where's the vidya?

>>712744419
>waaahhh why did you take away my toys
grow up

>>712741853 (OP)
>einstein fainted...

>>712743872
LUA-AUL

>>712741853 (OP)
Before he became famous, this man was a drunkard and used to get in all sorts of trouble in his youth. One night he was caught by the British Raj subedhars for drunkenly conduct and was presented in front of a British judge

“Do you know why you are here?” asked the judge
The man looks rather shy and mumbles that he is not sure. “You are here for drinking”, adds the judge. The man now looks up with a look of relief and says: “great! when do we start?”

At this point the whole court bursts into a raucous laughter!

Frustrated, the judge bangs his gavel and says "Order! Order in the court!!"

The drunken man then cheerfully shouts "I'll have two whiskeys and rums please!"

The judge realized this man was not an ordinary man, and recognized him for his brave behaviour. He immediately orders his release and invites him to his chamber to drink couple of shots with him. He then advises him to become a lawyer and he lets him go.

Who was this man who later became a lawyer and a thorn in the plans for British Raj??

MOHANDAS KARAMCHAND GANDHI!!

SHARE TO ALL BRAVE INDIANS YOU KNOW!!

>>712743639
they do people have just bullied them into submission for being retards rather than catering to them so they don't publicly act like this and they know others will shit on them.
people just call them bad, say skill issue, and other such things.

no one cares to cater to retarded children who can't even do the most basic of tasks

JOOISH BLODDY BASTART

>no one has posted the F"IV"E copypasta yet
come on now

>>712744764
SAAR...DELETE KAR MADARCHOD!!!! DO NOT REDEEM TUMHARI MAA KI CHOOT!!!

I like how India threads are deleted super fast now

>>712744764
how the fuck is hindi a real language

>>712742258
the fact that this is what a child would think as smart

>>712744517
saars

>>712743639
They do and I have typed spiels like that about games I hate on /v/ but everywhere else, they get banned.
Nipplebandit would have had his post and account deleted if he typed faggot even once

>>712744871
based alternate reality chad

>>712743427
>it was a somethingawful post all along
I feel betrayed

>>712744764
>>712744843
BOOTY BENCHOD

>>712744894
SEA languages are like that as well

>>712741853 (OP)
i need a minecraft splitscreen to process this post

>>712744764
>Bhenchod hum yaha pura din tum log ko support mei gaand dete rehte hain & tum log humare desh ka galat map use karte ho! Tumhari maa ki choot, delete kar madarchod...

>>712744764
DO NOT REDEEM MAP

>>712743601
>Square the AI
Shut it down!!! SHUT IT DOWN!!!

>>712744764
BENCHOD HEIL HITLA

>>712742301
Raped by Britishers for 500 years
And raped by Arabs for another 500 years before that

Im starting to have anti India fatigue

>>712741853 (OP)
This reads like a dril tweet. Pretty funny actually even if unironic

>>712741853 (OP)
Haha based indians!

>>712745306
really? it's just as funny to me as ever.

Autistically missing the point and trying to debate the email chain message as if it were an event that happened in reality makes you look far more stupid you know.

>>712741853 (OP)
its illegal to ask for something like that.

It never happened.

Why are they so bad at lying.

>>712744792
Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish !!

India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.
Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!

European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?

Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!

Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...

Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...
I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5
and
if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500..."

Einstein asks the first question:
What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?

Indian doesn't say a word,
Reaches his pocket,
Pulls out a $5...

Now...
It's the indian turn...

He asks Einstein:
What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and
comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives Indian $500...

Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...
so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?

Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...

Einstein fainted.....

>>712745306
saars imagine if instead of puking...the horse was shitting? imagine the liquidy horse feces all over the floor...oh my gandhi i am getting erect

Sirs did you know that e^(pi*i) = AI and was discover by Grand Raaj Gupta Aryan Bharatchod? Many blessingsful morning again for world hyperpower, send bob beautiful babe please!

>>712744573
holy fucking based

>>712742258
this >>712744915

the realization that this is the kind of shit they think is clever

>>712742336
It just occurred to me that he probably got an AI to write that second paragraph for him. The triplets and phrases like "highlights the potential" give it away

Man I really, really miss the time before India had internet and I had no idea how awful India and Indian people were.

>>712742336
>AI as a potential
>What people use AI for in reality

>>712745306
Everyone hates panjeets, and this is just the tip of the iceberg. Wait till panjeets start making deep fake nudes of random normie white women on Instagram, the democrat party/karens/art hows are gonna call for nuking India

>>712745306
indians are genuinely the only modern species of mass subhumans
I think it's a linguistic thing, indian ESLs are triple funny because their usage of language just gives off massive retard vibes and they're all like that, even the CEOs write like AIs

>>712742030
Both... Jews? Hmm... No, no, it couldn't be... Unless...?

>>712742336
His picture is always what gets me
his head looks so small and the suit just looks like it doesn't fit at all

just looks like the dumbest mother fucker around

>>712745569
>the only modern species of mass subhumans

you are forgetting N

>>712745659
niggers are gettin too white
they're starting to become faggots and have like feelings

>>712745659
I

>>712745190
based jeets kek

>>712742030
no fucking way...

>>712745738
I wish buddy. the amount of lazy useless obnoxious nigs who commit crimes is still insanely high

>>712745386
>It's illegal to ask for that
Great argument, nothing illegal has ever happened in the history of the world.

>>712745306
I am unironically racist to Indians and only Indians.

>>712741853 (OP)
>>712742336
you may not believe it but india's prime minister legitimately doesn't know basic algebra. he keeps asking where the extra 2ab comes from when you expand (a+b)^2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyiBdCdJ3h4

>>712742030
General relativity
Moral relativity
Think about it

>>712741853 (OP)
>>712742336
>>712743427

>>712746053
>a plus b into bracket square
>where does 2ab come from?
>the 2ab is extra energy
this is india's prime minister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbddAUCg_AM

>>712745395
> Y do U indians come in all colors
So many shitskins believe that they actually have white skin and that it makes them so much more attractive than all the other dark skins. It's some weird cognitive dissonance where they observe that people with light skin tones are more respected, and they believe that they deserve that level of respect, therefore they must be light skinned.

>>712746120
>riddles aren't video games

>>712746053
siir ab x ab is abab

>>712746053
>>712746150
they should change 2ab to AI

>>712745862
OT god literally has no problem with you fucking your cousin (or your sister, or your daughters) and having a harem of consorts though
there's actual evil in the world but fucking women and having kids with them is never one

>>712746053
To be fair I think there should be a condensed notation for an expression composed of the sum of polynomials that are nth order derivatives of eachtoher

>>712746053
Trump wouldn't know either

>>712746120
>his janny application got rejected
LMAO