Thread 712753763

Tonight, on Top Gear /v/

Anon finally plays a video game,

>OMG CAR GOES VROOM VROOM THIS IS AWESOME
Why do midwits love cars?

>that dark souls channel using their voices while doing challenges
funniest shit i've seen

I try to run Skyrim with over 2000 mods installed!

>>712753875
Its unfortunate how much left looks like james

>>712753917
Do you enjoy asking retarded questions?

>>712754317
I need to inquire ragebait otherwise I will literally stop living, its the only way I know how to interact, I am so sorry...

>>712753917
>Amerishart can't understand British banter

No wonder your sense of humor is dogshit.

>>712753917
Because it goes vroom vroom.

>>712753763 (OP)
Alright. Lets try to salvage this wreck. What's good in racing games? Is the tokyo extreme racer revivival back yet? Are we getting a new burnout anytime soon?

>>712753763 (OP)
Hammond tried to play Terraria without looking up the wiki, James installed 500GB of modded Skyrim porn, and I emulated DOOM on a nuclear reactor.

>>712753917
Ok low t retarded cuck
If you dont like cars, are you even a man

>>712753917
Nobody watched because of the cars, everyone watched for their brohood

>>712755286
And the Stig demonstrates the new Bombergirls arcade season.

>>712753917
>be midwid
>need to do something on another place, maybe go to work, idk
>know how to go to work and how to do the work
>be 100000 mastermind iq INTJ giga ultra hyper chess master 2000+- 1000w GPU brain, Intel core i 15 18gen rusing CPU running at 440v, 900w /v/ poster:
>have to go to work
>can't.

>>712753917
horsefags are still salty after hundreds of years

HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOU STOPPED ON A RUSH B

>>712753917
Who watched Top Gear for cars?

>>712753875
At least he's not popping a boner like his Robin picture

>Dub: Japanese
>Subs: English (British)
Yep, it's gaming time

>>712753917
average fifth gear viewer

a Top Gear for vidya would actually work.
Just need to find the people with the same chemistry.

>>712753917
>he thinks the show was about cars
lol

Some say he has a hidden stash of PS5 exclusives

>India Special
>they camp in a field of human and dog shit everywhere

>>712753917
>t. top queer

CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>712753763 (OP)
Hammond tries to front run in Mario Kart world

>>712753917
t. American whose entire personality is his beard

>>712764367

underrated

>>712756150
hammond where did you put the source

>>712761815
>With our entire net worths pooled, we were able to procure a Playstation 5 with enough money left over for just one game
>There was only one problem....

>>712761368
https://youtu.be/FigIAAYHoW8

5080TI, Asus Drivers, Dedicated Corsair PSU,
Watch, as soon I hit this power button over he

>>712758778
>goes to india
>amazon cancels the show
hm

they took down the indian special from the BBC iplayer which is super gay.
>>712753917
nobody watches top gear for the cars.
we watch it for may.

Hammond has been raving about the latest Nintendo, but I can't find any difference from the last one.

BORN IN THE U.S.A
BORN IN THE U.S.A
BORN IN THE U.S.A
BORN IN THE U.S.A
BORN IN THE U.S.A
BORN IN THE U.S.A
BORN IN THE U.S.A

>>712769205
>Go to Alabama and act like promiscuous homosexuals
>antagonize locals at gas station
>Get thrown out for being assholes, not because they're faggots

I dare them to go drive around Skid Row and Compton LA with ALL LIVES MATTER painted on the sides of their cars.

>>712761368
I want to say X-Play is the Top Gear of vidya, but then I realize the host is a joke, so it probably doesn't count.

>>712769668
Damn, that is some clutch cocaine right there

>>712769495
>WE'RE CALLING THE BOYS
>think it's a fucking bluff
>the boys actually do show up
Even though they were about to get lynched that segment cracks me up so hard

>>712758778
>you disappoint me, Ubisoft

>>712755286
James installed 500GB of sky textures, economy changes and leveling system fixes and all of it is broken because they rely on the porn mods to work.

>>712770239
The phrase, "the rednecks arrived" had more tension than an actual fucking horror movie. I think it was legitimately the best top gear moment ever. Plus, Richard saying, "We're gonna die now."

From what I heard, the producers who planned it completely underestimated the danger, because they thought all they'd heard about Alabama was over-exaggerated jokes, like a lot of cultural stereotypes. It wasn't.

>May quits an India-developed game after three minutes
>Hammond writes his own H-game to deal with his divorce
>and I install a Lamborghini tractor mod on Stardew Valley

>>712771386
>>712770239
what episode did this all happen in?

>>712753917
most people were not watching top gear for the cars
>>712764836
t. eurostani whose entire personality revolves around america

>>712771664
East coast US special: Series 9, episode 3.
By the way, James' Cadillac was the best one in that.

>>712753917
>wokaknigger

>>712753917
Why did you post a pic of yourself?

>>712771386
You'd have to go to the most bumfuckest bumfuck backwoods for that to occur here.

>>712753763 (OP)
>Your challenge is to beat Winnie The Pooh’s Home Run Derby. You may use any upgrades and as many tries as you wish.
“That’s not really much of a challenge, really? I mean it’s just cricket with fewer steps. How hard can it be?”

>>712771853
Thank you for being so specific!

>>712772754
DON'T SAY THAT

>>712771402
>Hammond writes his own H-game to deal with his divorce
big oof

>>712753917
It is fucking awesome

For me? It's gotta be the boats where Hammond's monstrosity instantly capsizes

>>712767195
He couldn't glaze it hard enough.

>>712758126
I like it when it's a regular car and not a sports car.
The Toyota Hilux segments fill me with anger and yearning.

I finally watched the final episode of the grand tour and I cried.

>TONIGHT
>james and richard do another half assed clip show to pay for hammond's succubus wife taking everything he has
>hammond drives to sheffield in a pink micra to cut the ribbon on another new supermarket to pay for his succubus wife taking everything he has
>and i try to stream myself putting together a pc with no help whatsoever from james for charity with all proceeds going to pay for hammond's succubus wife taking everything he has

Still, could be worse.

>>712753969
It's low effort slop man, that channel's gone downhill ever since he started doing those cringe voice-overs

>>712776236
You can watch Clarskon's farm and feel bad for farmers who aren't millionaires.
Or watch James talk about random shit on his youtube channel.
Or watch Richard on... his daughter's youtube channel?

>>712777026
nah, I think it's time to delete their numbers from my phone and drive off into the sunset.

>>712777026
>Or watch James talk about random shit on his youtube channel.
i wish it was that, its just glorified ads for gin.

>>712777026
At some point you have to let go.

>>712761368
There were already a couple on SNES.

>>712777674
>At some point you have to let go.
To be fair, I found out about them circa Clarkson season 3's release. I still haven't watched all of Top Gear, I'm going through it now because it's better than what's on now.

how has nobody posted this already https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-b-_FwEnBY

>>712778047
are you an actual aoomer or just living under a rock

>>712777026
>Or watch James talk about random shit on his youtube channel.
do NOT, drivetribe is FUCKING SHIT

james has done so many actual kino documentary series that are worth watching. our man in japan/etc, car of the people for example

>>712778771
Because it's autistic machinima garbage.

>>712778771
I hate AI voices.

>>712778991
Oh Cook! was surprisingly decent.

>>712778991
>or just living under a rock
Pretty close to it vis-a-vis the show.. I'd seen Clarkson in some memes, but that was basically the end of it.

>>712771402
>Hammond writes his own H-game to deal with his divorce
Why did you have to remind me about that?

>>712753763 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-b-_FwEnBY

I enjoyed the Reassembler

>>712771402
>>and I install a Lamborghini tractor mod on Stardew Valley
I have to wonder how much of that stuff if to make better content (via tractor troubles) and how much of it is genuine 'fuck the experts, I'll buy what I want' attitude.

>>712779637
It's very on brand for Jeremy and he apparently pitched the show to the BBC in 2008 so presumably a bit of both.

damn you could be a successful millionare disaster survivor and they'll still divorce you huh

explain this show to a non british anon

>>712780475
three morons with huge egos and sticks up their ass do incredibly stupid and life-threatening challenges involving vehicles

>>712753917
the car is the least important part of the show
its a framing device for a comedy trio
and beyond that, as someone who dislikes cars and driving, if you don't get rock hard at some of the fine pieces of engineering they drive you're gayer than any dick smoking twink

>>712780475
Three idiots having fun.
Oh, and there's some cars involved somewhere

>>712780475
Three teenagers inhabiting the bodies of middle aged men fuck about with cars.

>>712780617
>>712780668
will I enjoy this if I don't care much about real life cars and just want to have a few laughs? (I like racing vidya)

>>712780734
Early seasons focus on cars
Later has more stupid ass challenges, with cars as sidepiece

>>712780734
It's very funny, even if sometimes the script is rather more obvious than it should be. And sometimes it's very low tier, crass humor.
But the show is very well thought ought and there are subtle, hidden in plain sights, jokes.

>>712779637
it's all theatrics. he's pretty cultured and has a mechanical engineering degree and understands a lot of various related topics.

Has a twingo ever been on top gear?

Bad news! The Marathon reboot... it's been delayed!

>>712753763 (OP)
james plays gachaslop on his phone while going mach 8 with the stig

>>712781021
I read every single stupid post with "[Good (ect,) News!]" in the OP in May's voice. It makes those otherwise retarded threads funny.

>>712780962
jeremy did the new (at the time) twingo in one of his trademark "will it/can it do <shit that doesn't really matter but its funny>"
the original twingo was on old top gear.

>>712780962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnlQNwpofMo
kind of

>>712780962
It's the one they spun around through a tunnel.
It's one of the newer versions after it lost its icon smile...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwAasSkZ7pA

TG having less and less focus on cars outside of sponsored reviews just confirms that new age shitboxes are just appliances with no soul

>>712781782
>new age shitboxes are just appliances with no soul
Jeremy said as much in One for the Road, as being one of the reasons for calling it quits on the TG/GT format: New cars are just fucking boring, largely interchangable, and are basically just appliances to get you from A to B.

>>712780701
>Three teenagers inhabiting the bodies of middle aged men
Clarkson, May and The Stig?

>>712780638
>the car is the least important part of the show
The car bits are good when they happen, though. Bite sized bits of car porn that will eventually make you love cars even if you don't now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG9BOrj2YYk

>>712781895
Electric cars are a fucking mistake
We should have focused on hydrogen, much more in line with the characteristics of an ICE

>>712781895
i'm pretty sure he's also said he's too old and fat to fit into the newer fun cars. also he still does his review column in the times.

>>712778991
even as a burger, cars of the people is great and beats out the classic "the only two important cars are the model T and the beetle" idea handily

>>712782235
nobody will ever spend money on the infrastructure for it and when you say hydogen the first thing people think is "bomb"

post favorite clips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lY2bNllxpY

>>712780475
Three lads who really like cars use their weaponized autism to ego each other, while also reviewing cars in the golden age of cars. Its one of those rare shows were the presenters are one of a kind.

By that i mean after top gear left, car manufacturers were homogenizing to where all they sell now is the same beige automatic ipad on wheels.

>>712778991
>spent just over an hour on the weekend watching him force his employees to make a toy car and fail to eat a spam and pickle sandwich
>he is starting to get the shakes now

>>712782409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKm160Qcnqs

Best special?