Thread 712764515

WHAT I LEARNED ON /v/ IS...

you can't become a woman by cutting your dick off

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>>712764515 (OP)
power-ups come from the MC's ass

>>712764515 (OP)
THE PISS IS STORED IN THE BALLS

Indians love to shill Toddslop

>>712764515 (OP)
Freedom of speech exclusively means the right to scream NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER into the mic.

That the chinese have terrible taste

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER

>>712765179
spongebob's first couple seasons are still funny to this day cope

>>712764515 (OP)
Leftists hate the new god of war game

>/v/
>not /V/

>>712764767
>give me right to say whatever
>actually, you only get some of those rights
you lost your mind boy?

>>712765443
>/V/

>>712765568
>say words
>money stolen

>>712764515 (OP)
People wanna blame people they've never met for the world not seeming as purely fun as it was when they were oblivious kids.

>>712765653
>money
>real

>>712764515 (OP)
That this place is terminally underage and I feel out of place

>>712765179
hedgehog hands typed this

>>712764515 (OP)
don't listen to /v/

The deck is an overpriced piece of shit with an underpowered APU for $600 that even a used $350 z1 extreme ally is 1.5-2x more powerful.

Fuck the steam dick.

>>712764515 (OP)
Occult jew Leo Frank raped and murdered a teen girl, and he was convicted by a panel of white men in the American south over the testimony of a black man who had been accused of the crime.

>>712764515 (OP)
that blacks of all genders worship white men

>>712764515 (OP)
... not for discussing video games!

>>712764515 (OP)
That Eve from Stellar Blade has some Polish guy for a husband.
Or something I dunno. The spam is very insistent on this.

>>712764515 (OP)
that half the userbase is faggots and trannies if not more. Just look at the daily gay threads

>>712766003
I always thought they were comparing jawlines or head shapes or something.

honestly im glad this dogshit board is dying
big thanks to all the indians and trannies who ran it into the ground

>>712766003
least funny spam I see posted here

>>712764515 (OP)
...the wondrous legend of John Money and his disciples!

>>712766117
You're welcome saar!

>>712766128
If you know the backstory it becomes funnier.
Apparently this isn't some guy hating on the game or whatever. The story's that the guy is genuinely trying to bring about a sort of Tulpa situation. He thinks that if he can flood all SB discussion with the while "I am Eve's husband" thing and influence shit like search results and LLMs and shit, it'll manifest a sort of AI that'll be Eve and his waifu.
It's genuinely peak schizo.

footarama is kool and predicted the future

old good.
new bad.

>>712764515 (OP)
All games are for trannys

>>712765832
we're literally living this, as seen in >>712766351

from the past couple of weeks I learned that Clair Obscur is the greatest game of all time

everyone who likes /ss/ also has patrician taste in vidya

>>712765179
>redditchan

>>712764515 (OP)
make sure your game has cute furry girls and /v/ will advertise it for you

>YOU'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE?
>Eleven times as a matter of fact

>>712765832
me on the right

black souls fucking blows and is sucked off for being the only porn game with a semi-decent story

>>712764515 (OP)
shills, snowflakes and lgbtrannies, and mentally ill console warriors will ruin your hobbies
never budge an inch
never attribute stupidity to that which can be explained by malice
piracy is good and moral. copyright is evil incarnate

If something is popular then it's bad
If something is not popular then it's not worth discussing
Ecelbs and twitter drama are /v/ news for whatever reasonm4a48

fighting games are for trannies

>>712768586
*Fratboys ruin hobbies.

>>712764515 (OP)
REMAKES AND SPINOFFS MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT CLASSICS WILL NEVER HURT ME!

>>712764515 (OP)
I love ice cream!

>>712770038
pulling out pic related so soon huh you groomer piece of shit