>>712777548
>its obvious enough that you feel retarded for not getting it the first time
Not really. Both in that it's not obvious, and because nothing in that sentence needed to be shorthand at all. Abbreviations are fine and all, but do you NEED to shorthand "I can't lie"? Or "pisses me off"? No, you fucking don't! You're just too lazy to spend a few of your oh so precious seconds on not making yourself sound like an illiterate jackass.
(This isn't directed at you, I just get really annoyed when it comes to this stuff.)