>He payed $80 dollars for Mario Kart

>>712776848 (OP)
Hiyoko is built for ___

>>712777012
MEEEEEEE

>>712776848 (OP)
XD EPIC REDDIT TEMPLATE THREAD MY FELLOW SNOY REDDITOR

THIS ONE'S GOING ON R/STEAMDECK
FUCK NINTENDOxd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>712777012
cuddles

Yes I did pay $80 for Mario Kart, but that was only because I want to bully Saionji so much. I want to scold her to tears and throw her into pool. I want to take her gummies and eat them in front of her. Then I'll force-feed her with lemon-flavored gummies, palm after palm. I want to call her a stinky and take her panties so she has to going commando for the rest of the trip. I want to mock her inability to put her kimono by herself, so I'll strip her every once in a while, yelling what one day, she'll be glad to be able to dress up herself. Also, I'll take her kitty hairpins, making her long blonde hair cover her private parts. And when I'll give kimono back to her, I'll make sure to put Mr. Ants in every single pleat and Mr. Crab in her panties.

And when finally she snaps and try to bully me by any means possible, I'll spank her in front of everyone until she'll like it. And when she'll come to me, begging for another spanking, I'll mock her again, then spank her as if my life depends on it, laughing on her moans full of pleasure. Mere seconds before her climax, I'll throw her into pool once again, leaving her in her aroused state.

>>712777012

>>712777395
i will now buy your $80 racing game

>>712776848 (OP)
at this point i think japs are trying to see how fucking stupid they can design anime girls before you cumbrains wake up to the fact

>>712777605
>at this point
Hey newfag, that's a 13 year old game everyone here played.

>>712777270
>Saionji

There is no way you people actually want to sexualize Hiyoko if you played DR2.

>>712776848 (OP)
Worse, $500

>>712776848 (OP)
My Switch 2 came with the sticker unsealed so I got an $90 refund so I basically got Mario Kart for free

$50 actually

>>712777895
No, but I do want to give her a shrink ray and "observe" from a safe distance.

>>712777012
bbc

>>712777012
Mating press

>>>/vg/527450461

>>712777895
Were you here for DR2 threads? Of course there were a lot of people that did.

>>712777395
I don't remember this part of DR2
Must be from the party game

>>712778375
It isn't sadly. Bought it just for her and got nothing like this.

>>712778478
lol bro skipped DR1

Big Hiyoko >

>>712777012
You already know, but I'd get banned for saying it since the mods are actual niggerfaggot trannies.

>>712778559
She's from DR2 numbnutter.

>>712777998
>>712778639
Joshua 3inch Ulmer

>>712777395
Is this AI?

>>712778810
>I bought dangrope 2 for hyoko
Kinda implies you didn't play the first one

>>712779389
Reading comprehension must not be your strong suit. I was thinking more along the lines of great and white, but not a shark. You stupid faggot.

>>712777716
not an argument