>you can parry with a shield using the L2 button
ok soooo... parry slop?

character investment slop

>unique parry mechanic of blocking while-
don't care, parry slop

>shoot demons with a bunch of weapons
aaaaaaaand it's arsenal slop, great

>play original Ratch and Clank
>it's fucking shoot and jump slop

LITERALLY Disney slop

>>712778417 (OP)
>move analog stick forward
>rollslop

>you can......... drive............................
yawwwwn trackslop

>>712778856
I am so fucking tired of rollslop, dude

>>712778417 (OP)
You Can, not that you have to.
Most optimal way to beat this game is either pyro spam or Havel poisetank.

>>712778973
>erm, you dont HAVE to okay??? you can just use... um.... zoneslop? or tankslop? instead???
yeah okay bro

>>712779031
it gets worse because you can avoid the enemy attacks without rolling, which makes the game walkslop.

>enjoying Stellar Blade
>do some innocuous side quest
>unlock a fucking fishing rod
>realize I've just been playing more fishingslop

WOW, I SURE LOVE JUMPING ALL THE TIME! GIVE ME MORE JUMPSLOP, I'M A MINDLESS CONSOOOOOMER!!!

>>712778892
>b-b-b-but it's arcadeyyyyyy
Don't care. Track. Slop.

>>712779086
back in my day those were called walking sims

>>712779151
Post 10 fishslop games

>>712782080
1. Nier Replicant
2. Super Mario Party
3. Sonic Adventure 1
4. Runescape
5. Animal Crossing
6. RDR2
7. FFXV
8. Hades
9. TLoZ OoT
10. Yakuza 0

>>712782632
>runescape
>fishslop
>when its clearly woodslopping

>>712783153
>woodslop AND fishslop
jfc what a dogshit game

>>712783153
>woodslopping

>>712782632
>no dark cloud 2

This thread is going places.

>schizo is mad because the word slop is a thing
wew lad...

>>712785430
>anon enjoys posting
Is this website just boardslop

>>712782632
no terraria?

>>712785502
great more metaslop

>playing shooter game
>move to cover to avoid enemy fire
>realize I'm playing coverslop
>uninstall game

Souls traditional parry is a lot different than parries in other games. In souls, you parry once and the enemy goes "WHAT THE FUCK? MY KNEES, THEY'RE GIVING IN!" and you can riposte them for 100,000,000 damage.

>dogshit gameplay but a+ women
>realize I fell for goonslop

>>712785852
>get attacked
>time a parry, epic style
>get in for extra damage (incentive to parry more)
Parry Souls

>>712785430
>heh you're mocking games with our word because ur mad XD
>no you're not wrong but still you're just mad, okay?

>>712778417 (OP)
>parry
i just oneshot everything with my +10 pyro flame that i can get before the first boss

>>712786407
Can't parry most bosses though...

>>712786620
oh, is that the metric now? how convenient.

>>712786682
yeah you cant parry non humanoid enemies so its not viable
as opposed to you HAVE to parry everything in whatever shit you're crying trying to defend

>>712778417 (OP)
there aren't enough enemies in the game. matter of fact, i don't think you can parry any boss besides the final one. and because of that, he's too easy.

>press buttons to play
>buttonslop

>>712787680
>triggerslop
>touchpadslop
>stickslop
>motionslop
>mouseslop
>keyboardslop
>eyetrackslop