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Anonymous No.712787569 >>712787685 >>712787919 >>712787960 >>712788209 >>712789027 >>712789180 >>712792802 >>712796309 >>712801990 >>712803114 >>712807741 >>712810656 >>712810814 >>712810908 >>712811359 >>712812207 >>712813507 >>712813663 >>712813875 >>712819279 >>712819975 >>712820932 >>712825171 >>712827865 >>712828937 >>712835631 >>712841984 >>712843184 >>712845853 >>712846194 >>712847249 >>712847934 >>712848431 >>712848541 >>712849471 >>712851448
EVE of the 7th Airborne Squadron looks down upon you. Your response?
Anonymous No.712787685 >>712807798 >>712830496 >>712843448
>>712787569 (OP)
I offer to let her to sit in the break room chair.
It's like a camp, kinda.
Anonymous No.712787919
>>712787569 (OP)
Reminder she is not, in fact, human. That ought teach that haughty bitch
WE ARE THE REAL HUMANS!
Anonymous No.712787946 >>712820640
Anonymous No.712787960
>>712787569 (OP)
I wouldn't say anything, I would listen to what they have to say. And that's what no one did.
Anonymous No.712787976 >>712788058
tomboy win
Anonymous No.712788058
>>712787976
Stop making me want to disable the ponytail. I love the physics on it too much
Anonymous No.712788209 >>712788457 >>712788823
>>712787569 (OP)
Post panty shots
Anonymous No.712788221 >>712788282 >>712788459
can you get the outfit rael is wearing
Anonymous No.712788282 >>712788674 >>712791607 >>712835307 >>712835431 >>712841997
>>712788221
Yes you can, on NG+ you can fight Mann in a bonus boss fight, that gives you the royal guard outfit.
Anonymous No.712788457
>>712788209
Anonymous No.712788459
>>712788221
It's in Challenge Mode. Three outfits are locked behind it.
Anonymous No.712788674
>>712788282
God I want to just suffocate in those.
Anonymous No.712788823
>>712788209
Anonymous No.712789027 >>712789096 >>712800837
>>712787569 (OP)
Whats her canon height?
Anonymous No.712789096 >>712789316
>>712789027
5'7, which means she's taller than (You)
Anonymous No.712789180
>>712787569 (OP)
Nice milkers, tin can
Or should I say, oilers
Anonymous No.712789193
Even the challenge mode knows that the sideswept bangs are better than default, and uses it for 2/3 preview images.
Anonymous No.712789221
Any mods to restore the gore to pre nerf levels?
Anonymous No.712789248
is there target swapping yet?
i remember fighting more than one enemy being dogshit in this game
Anonymous No.712789316
>>712789096
Yes actually. I kneel to my queen
Anonymous No.712789458
Anonymous No.712789497
yum
Anonymous No.712789575
is there no option to make right stick while locked on cycle between lock on targets?
Anonymous No.712789754 >>712789880 >>712789959 >>712790101 >>712791690
Post fit, N1G-g2rs.
Anonymous No.712789880
>>712789754
nice glasses nerd
Anonymous No.712789959
>>712789754
Need to get to NG+ to get this cutscene again, but with better hair.
There are exactly three hairstyles players all use, and it's not the default.
Anonymous No.712790101 >>712790203
>>712789754
For me, it's War Dress.
Anonymous No.712790165 >>712790368 >>712791023 >>712791951 >>712811053 >>712821561
Anonymous No.712790203 >>712819278
>>712790101
>War Dress
>isn't Mihara's outfit
Kinda sad.
Anonymous No.712790368
>>712790165
Kek.
Anonymous No.712790618 >>712790815
game fucking sucks
Anonymous No.712790734
game fuckin rox!
Anonymous No.712790753 >>712791162
the little animations after the shooting battles are really cute
Anonymous No.712790815 >>712790946
>>712790618
why
Anonymous No.712790946 >>712791354
>>712790815
>parryslop
>no interesting combos
shouldve made it like ninja gaiden
Anonymous No.712791023
>>712790165
I just completed that "quest". Does the subplot continue into another quest, or is that just how it all ends?
Anonymous No.712791162
>>712790753
I love how high effort the Nikke DLC is.
Anonymous No.712791184
i wish eve had pubic hair
Anonymous No.712791305 >>712791586
>Wasteland (Reboot Type A and B)
Anonymous No.712791354 >>712791975
>>712790946
so you haven't played it?
Anonymous No.712791545
Anonymous No.712791586 >>712792128
>>712791305
So I'm not crazy, right? Activating the solar tower makes the music get harder?
Anonymous No.712791607
>>712788282
thats nice, but boobs that are naturally close together are better
Anonymous No.712791690
>>712789754
Anonymous No.712791924 >>712810082
Anonymous No.712791951 >>712792010
>>712790165
she was raped before adam saved her
Anonymous No.712791975
>>712791354
it's pretty obvious
his ninja gaiden comment makes it way too obvious
Anonymous No.712792010
>>712791951
you can't rape a robot
Anonymous No.712792057 >>712792919 >>712794881
>spend multiple hours downloading and fucking around with blender and unreal engine to try and mod out the little maid headband thing from that one hairstyle
>follow a shitty ESL guide step by step
>finally package and export the mod after downloading another 9001 dependencies and libraries
>go ingame
>it doesn't work
fug
Anonymous No.712792128
>>712791586
Yes, once you repower the Wasteland a new song starts up that's more light and optimistic sounding.
Xion also gains lighter music as you return hypercells to it
Anonymous No.712792129
QoS tats?
Anonymous No.712792342
Anonymous No.712792343 >>712792380 >>712792896
I've been playing the demo a lot, but I can't afford the game yet. She'd look down on me for sure for being a poorfag.
Anonymous No.712792380 >>712792804 >>712811156
>>712792343
just use PayPal's four payment plan thing then
Anonymous No.712792384 >>712800689
Anonymous No.712792536 >>712792632
I've put six hours into the game and I just now got to Xion. Mainly been looking around for all the collectables and dying a lot.
Anonymous No.712792632 >>712792842 >>712792850
>>712792536
I took my time as well. What's the rush?
An hour was spent dying to Corruptor, I lost literally all my money
Anonymous No.712792706 >>712826942 >>712826942 >>712826942
Anonymous No.712792802
>>712787569 (OP)
buy an ad zhang
Anonymous No.712792804
>>712792380
That's not a bad idea anon, I'll look into it
Anonymous No.712792842
>>712792632
>Corruptor
I actually beat them on my first try somehow. The first boss was a lot harder for me.
Anonymous No.712792850 >>712793759
>>712792632
You lose money when dying?
You can lose to the "deer but he stands still more" fight?!
Anonymous No.712792896 >>712805060
>>712792343
you get an offline account for like $5
Anonymous No.712792898 >>712792974 >>712793048 >>712796902
We have reached a new peak.
Anonymous No.712792919
>>712792057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzFK0xe1wck
Anonymous No.712792974 >>712793179 >>712796305
>>712792898
With that level of grumpiness and that long hair, she looks like Raven Pitsweat!
Anonymous No.712793048 >>712793179
>>712792898
holy moly which outfit is this
Anonymous No.712793179 >>712793260 >>712796902 >>712825726
>>712792974
>she looks like Raven

That's because it is Raven.

>>712793048

It's a modded version of Modernia's outfit. From the Nikke DLC. The mod just gets rid of some parts of the outfit. They are actually modeled that big.
Anonymous No.712793260 >>712817560
>>712793179
>That's because it is Raven.
God, I can't fucking wait for that sequel announcement.
She better be the protagonist.
Anonymous No.712793295
>:(
Anonymous No.712793759 >>712794062
>>712792850
No, I just kept having to buy grenades and more health items in my failed attempts to cheese it. In the end I had to beat him with just the basic three health items.
Anonymous No.712793884
Anonymous No.712794016 >>712794173
i wish i could play as a man
Anonymous No.712794062
>>712793759
People use items?
Anonymous No.712794078 >>712794550 >>712811335 >>712846036
Adam should have been a more blatant romanceable option literally the whole Adam and Eve reference is right there but devs chickened out.
Anonymous No.712794173 >>712794357
>>712794016
Go beg modders for an Adam bodyswap
Anonymous No.712794307 >>712817783
Anonymous No.712794357
>>712794173
i want to play as a white man not an arab
Anonymous No.712794550
>>712794078
They probably weighed the pros and cons of giving their sex symbol Eve a ball and chain boyfriend. They decided leaving Eve single would be an overall positive for the lonely men playing her game
Anonymous No.712794601
i want to subjugate tachy
Anonymous No.712794881
>>712792057
but really, I just want to remove the little headband thing from the gothic hairstyle and the little pearl hairclip from kasim's signature style (the swept bangs that look really good)
I'm too brainlet for this shit ;_;
Anonymous No.712796305
>>712792974
That's an actual fucking pitpussy holy shit
Anonymous No.712796309 >>712812857
>>712787569 (OP)
Oh no I tripped, I sure hope she doesn't accidentally step on me
Anonymous No.712796902 >>712797262 >>712811513
>>712792898
>>712793179
God damn Raven is an actual goddess.
Anonymous No.712797262
>>712796902
looks like tachi
Anonymous No.712797329
How do you unlock more poses and stuff like that?
I did finished the two first photo quests.
Will there be more for the different poses and camera angles?
Anonymous No.712797673 >>712800460
>bored by the time I get to the great desert

whelp this happened on pa5 as well
Anonymous No.712798424
how come this game and lies of p have such good hair physics?
Anonymous No.712800460 >>712801086
>>712797673
im trying to push through since i can actually play at 120fps this time around
Anonymous No.712800689 >>712827363
>>712792384
The constant pantyshots with this new outfit are absurd, my new favorite one for sure. Too bad newcuties won't be able to get it until ng++
Anonymous No.712800837 >>712804281
>>712789027
Around 176cm measuring the model in blender
Anonymous No.712801086
>>712800460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJtiQa9WTD4
Anonymous No.712801990 >>712827568
>>712787569 (OP)
How would she look down upon me if I'm taller than her? I'm 5'11 (6'0 with my spine unbroken)
Anonymous No.712803114
>>712787569 (OP)
You should have died instead of BEST GIRL TACHY. FUCK YOU EVE!
Anonymous No.712804281
>>712800837
nvm that was some daz Frankenstein model, the actual model based off the cooling suit outfit from the nikke dlc is around 171,16cm tall w heels, about 161,81~cm w/o
Anonymous No.712804698
>barbie anatomy
it's shit.
Anonymous No.712805060 >>712806114
>>712792896
>buying accounts
may as well just wait until it gets cracked bruh
Anonymous No.712805961
Anonymous No.712806114
>>712805060
>denuvo
>cracked
Anonymous No.712807653
post the doro sequence
Anonymous No.712807741 >>712813571 >>712845726
>>712787569 (OP)
the nips going insane
Anonymous No.712807798 >>712808574
>>712787685
Source?
Anonymous No.712808574
>>712807798
Minesweeper
Anonymous No.712808817
you broke boys could never afford a night with Eve
Anonymous No.712810025
Raven looks so fucking good because she looks like Kaya.
Anonymous No.712810082
>>712791924
1/10 skirt too long
Anonymous No.712810656
>>712787569 (OP)
*Runs*
Anonymous No.712810814
>>712787569 (OP)
Can someone please make a mod that gives Eve a hair bun instead of a ponytail, and another one that allows you to mix and match bangs and hairstyles, and another one that doesn’t limit you to four colors per style?
Anonymous No.712810908 >>712811284
>>712787569 (OP)
butterface
Anonymous No.712811053 >>712811380 >>712813354 >>712813664
>>712790165
>Random street rats are able to get the drop on her with little to no effort, and if Adam hadn’t intervened, they were going to dissect her for parts, and there wouldn’t have been shit she could have done about it.

Is Eve just a shitty Angel or what?
Anonymous No.712811156
>>712792380
>Financing a video game

ngmi
Anonymous No.712811284
>>712810908
I used the mod that gave her Tachy’s face, and another that gives her eyeshadow and lipstick, and I’m satisfied with the result.
Anonymous No.712811335
>>712794078
Korean incels would firebomb shift ups offices if they did that
Anonymous No.712811359
>>712787569 (OP)
I do not consort with married women.
Anonymous No.712811380 >>712813354 >>712813664
>>712811053
the only reason EVE made it to the end was thanks to Adam and Lily's upgrades. She would've died in the intro 3 minutes into the game. She's quite average by herself.
Anonymous No.712811460 >>712813167 >>712814117 >>712814329
*blocks your path*
Anonymous No.712811513
>>712796902
Overrated
Anonymous No.712812207
>>712787569 (OP)
she owes me fresh milk
Anonymous No.712812224
I just want more mods for other outfits. All of them replace the same costume. I just started so I only have the default ones, but I'm using a mod that makes her ass a little bigger in the diving suit. That's basically all I want, I think Eve's tits are great but I'd like her ass to be a little bigger
Anonymous No.712812857
>>712796309
Anonymous No.712812997
Do her clothes more and more ripped the more damage she takes
Anonymous No.712813167
>>712811460
The turrets taking turns doing their rapid-fire stun lock is the most frustrating thing in the game. I pray for the day developers figure out that stun lock is piss-poor design.
Anonymous No.712813354 >>712813546 >>712813664
>>712811380
>>712811053
duh eve is the mass produced model. Tachy is the commander model and she is unique. eve is literally the average off the shelf bot
You saw a lot of eve looking corpses in the game
Anonymous No.712813382
Anonymous No.712813503
Anonymous No.712813507
>>712787569 (OP)
Anonymous No.712813546
>>712813354
@grok is this true
Anonymous No.712813571 >>712813620 >>712827624 >>712845726
>>712807741
The biggest tragedy of Eve having crazy wide hips is that she’s a robutt and can’t get pregnant.
Anonymous No.712813620
>>712813571
thats a glass cage
Anonymous No.712813663
>>712787569 (OP)
Raven should have killed her fucking human loving scum
Anonymous No.712813664 >>712813780 >>712813804 >>712814007
>>712811053
>>712811380
>>712813354
So what you’re saying is that Eve is made for ryona and humiliation?
Anonymous No.712813780
>>712813664
No she's made for rough sex and cuddling after it
Anonymous No.712813804
>>712813664
pretty much
if mutilverses were real Eve would have died in the first 5 minutes in 99.999999% of them
the only time where she got lucky enough to survive to the end is the game's canon
Anonymous No.712813875
>>712787569 (OP)
I'm glad I'm a manlet, I guess
Anonymous No.712814007
>>712813664
Pretty. You could argue that we’re experience her “good ending” compared to the many extremely possible scenarios where she gets killed, scrapped, raped, etc. or all of the above.
Anonymous No.712814117
>>712811460
Yep, that's when beta or burs skills go brrrr
Anonymous No.712814238 >>712814675
eve is extremely average
she is mass produced in millions. Tens of millions even.
Tachy is unique cause she stand out, she is commander unit.
Raven is unique cause she is a fucking psycho bot and clingy as fuck. She is defective and that make her unique.
Eve is duhhhhhhhh, she is likes the coca cola bottle you can buy everywhere at the vending machines.
Anonymous No.712814239 >>712827739 >>712828714 >>712828795
Are there any outfits that show less skin?
Call me old fashioned but I like pretty girls in more elegant clothing or cool looking clothes. Going too hard on the sex appeal is jarring with the gameplay.
Anonymous No.712814329
>>712811460
> 3 turret bots in the desert
>if you haven't upgraded your sword enough and fail to kill them fast enough them shoot mortar strikes that just kill you on the spot
That said fuck lurkers though. They also happen to ambush you while you're fighting something else
Anonymous No.712814343 >>712814418 >>712814427
I like this game a lot but man, the inputs for those two counter moves where your sword glows always trip me up since I always panic and do the opposite one.
Anonymous No.712814418
>>712814343
spend 3-5 hours fucking up the inputs then go to bed. Sleep. Your brain will figures it out for you when you wake up.
Anonymous No.712814427
>>712814343
There's actually a lot fucking neat shit buried in the counter skill tree but god damn I don't have the time to be thinking of those if I'm actually fighting a boss. Chances are I will just do basic 3 button combos to build up beta and spam quadruplet
Anonymous No.712814501 >>712814537
I want a mod of Tachy's suit with the bomberman jacket from the 3rd diving suit.
Anonymous No.712814537
>>712814501
Time to learn blender then anon. Actually I think there's a documentation out there on how to mode UE games.
Anonymous No.712814627 >>712817587
I'm a poorfag and I hate that by the time I'll buy this game there will be no more fast stellar blade threads. Feels bad.
Anonymous No.712814652
>beat the game again, start NG++
>finally make it back to the wasteland
>swapping outfits as usual
>put on one of the Nier outfits, the music from the game starts playing
>get instant PTSD and depression
I really love this game too, but goddamn. Nier:A left one of the strongest, most lasting impressions on me out of any game I've played in the last 30 something years. The soundtrack just instantly takes me back and fucks my mind up all over again, same with the Song of the Ancients from Replicant
Anonymous No.712814675 >>712815624 >>712815783
>>712814238
Raven is unique in that not only was she probably the commander unit of her squad, she was also one of the early EVE models. You'll notice this when we dismember her and her insides are more cybernetic than the flesh and blood insides of later 7th airborne like Tachy.
Anonymous No.712815181
i will now spend the morning hunting down the newest outfits they've added. the only two i've found so far by accident were very boring to me, pic rel being the better one
Anonymous No.712815624 >>712815762
>>712814675
Isn't Eve also pretty flesh and blood though?
Anonymous No.712815762
>>712815624
Well that's exactly what he meant - raven seems to be more robotic while eve/tachy are a bit more fleshy.
Not sure if squad numbering has anything to do with when they were produced though.
Anonymous No.712815783
>>712814675
Yeah, good catch. That whole segment where you rip Raven apart and see her wiring and servos actually made me rewind the cutscene. It’s subtle, but it sells how much older-gen and battle-worn she really is. Like she skipped the synthetic flesh upgrades entirely and just powered through. It even kinda explains her instability—she’s running outdated emotional subroutines on raw combat firmware. They don’t make ‘em like that anymore.
Anonymous No.712815817
Lily is fully robot inside
Anonymous No.712816018 >>712816454
This thread needs a reminder
Anonymous No.712816221
>finally decide to try and master the counter system on perfect dodges and parries
>decide Scarlet might as well be the practice
Man I really don't like how you gotta first hold triangle or square and then on top of that double tap triangle + circle for those combos. I always seem to fuck it up.
Anonymous No.712816454
>>712816018
That looks like quitter talk to me.
Anonymous No.712816609
That you should stay on Discord.
Anonymous No.712816665 >>712816931 >>712817083 >>712817145 >>712817291 >>712817305 >>712817385 >>712827832
What is this bitches personality anyway
Is she as cold and haughty as she looks?
Anonymous No.712816931
>>712816665
Raven?
Yandere obsessed with the Elder Naytiba's cock.
Anonymous No.712817083 >>712817365
>>712816665
She hates water, likes collecting cans, hates lesbians, is kind to children, and just an all around good hearted person, well robot. I don't know what else to describe other than she's basically just your average mute JRPG character who does what she's told by quest givers and helps people out of genuine kindness and as a result is a bit naive to other people's malicious intentions.
Anonymous No.712817145 >>712817270
>>712816665
Sweeter than she looks, but dumber than she looks too.
Anonymous No.712817270 >>712818440
>>712817145
Eve being stupid and naive is honestly one of her charm points.
Anonymous No.712817291
>>712816665
She's literally the autistic gf anon wishes for
Anonymous No.712817305 >>712823198
>>712816665
She has no personality to speak of. Gooks can't write.
Anonymous No.712817365
>>712817083
>hates lesbians
She just doesn't like how Roxxane is mercilessly flirty with her. After all she is pretty gay for Tachy herself.
Anonymous No.712817385
>>712816665
Kind girl who dresses like a whore
Anonymous No.712817560 >>712825485
>>712793260
>She better be the protagonist.
Unlikely considering she's missing both of her fucking arms but Shift Up is a gacha dev and they seem to just... Give people what they want so it wouldn't surprise me if she just randomly became playable outta nowhere
Anonymous No.712817587
>>712814627
That won't be an issue fren
Anonymous No.712817616 >>712818032 >>712819043
>Eve has no personality!
Yeah, thats the entire fucking point of the game. She comes down from space a brain washed child soldier and learns about the real world and all the lies shes been fed during her very short life, and then your final choice decides what she does with that info. This isn't Nier where 2B is pretending to be someone she isn't to cover her true intentions, Eve is an innocent girl who ends up being the salvation or destruction of the planet
Anonymous No.712817636
My wives
Anonymous No.712817783
>>712794307
Denim skirt is one of my favorite outfits. Makes her ass bigger and flashes it more during the cinematic moves.
Anonymous No.712818032 >>712818801
>>712817616
>child soldier
More like a human, but one raised solely for war and given no context of anything else relevant to being a person.
Anonymous No.712818160
can I find glasses in game or are those DLC only?
Anonymous No.712818208
Do you think when Mother Sphere created Eve, she made her... fully equipped?
Anonymous No.712818440
>>712817270
Something something girls are the cutest when they’re almost retarded.
Anonymous No.712818801
>>712818032
Thats the thing, we don't know anything about how long they lived up in space before they were sent down to fight. They could've been alive for years, weeks or months - they mightve literally popped up the mold, trained for a few hours and got in the drop pods. Either way, when she comes down she is completely naive and amazed by everything she sees, and spends the rest of the game"growing up" in the face of the facts
Anonymous No.712819043 >>712819141 >>712819434
>>712817616
Yes, the writing blows.
Anonymous No.712819141
>>712819043
drop your steam tag and i will buy you a copy of the game just to spite this tranny (won't do more than 3 tho)
Anonymous No.712819278
>>712790203
Got my hopes up with that too.
Anonymous No.712819279
>>712787569 (OP)
Anonymous No.712819365 >>712820063 >>712820207 >>712828090
I'm 20 hours into the game and am still unsure if Eve is a human or android. She keeps using the colloquial "we" when talking about human things, Lily has done the same
Anonymous No.712819434 >>712819725
>>712819043
Yea, the CEO of the game said that the writing was secondary to making a good action game, since this was their first non gacha game. The story was very straightforward and he didn't think it would be hard for anyone to guess what was gonna happen. Are you gonna tell me that you play games like Devil May Cry and Sekiro for the riveting storylines? Do you watch porn for the plot as well?
Anonymous No.712819725 >>712819969 >>712827902
>>712819434
And the "action" in this game blows too. It's shallow ice-skating garbage with EPIC CINEMATIC DODGING and EPIC CINEMATIC PARRYING. No depth, no skill and no challenge. That's what you expect from South Koreans.
Also, for the record Devil May Cry has actually memorable characters and there are story elements in Sekiro one could find interesting. South korean writing and gameplay is garbage, like their country and culture.
Anonymous No.712819969 >>712820278 >>712823487
>>712819725
What's the reason for this specific brand of anti korean schitzo? The trannies and the GCJ kids I get. Are the anti korea schitzos a spin off of them? Or do they have a completely different mental illness and just so happen to converge to couter signaling this game a full year after its initial release?
Anonymous No.712819975
>>712787569 (OP)
Is there a lore reason for this? Did the sex bots rise up?
Anonymous No.712820063 >>712820595
>>712819365
That's sort of the point. Read the lore tidbits you find and do sidequests.
That said, Eve and Lily are human in their eyes at least.
Anonymous No.712820207 >>712820525 >>712820595
>>712819365
She’s probably “human” but with obvious cybernetic augments and was probably grown in a tube or pulled out of some kind of android meat vat ala Fallout 4.
Anonymous No.712820278 >>712820518
>>712819969
>anti-Korean
He's just using whatever shtitposting works to shit on the game.
Anonymous No.712820518
>>712820278
>using whatever shtitposting works
More like trying desperately to find anything that works
Anonymous No.712820525
>>712820207
Does that mean she performs normal bodily functions (with her butt) ?
Anonymous No.712820595
>>712820063
>>712820207
Oh ok I was wondering if that was the case or if I'm retarded or missed something. I've only just gotten to the great desert. I'm doing every sidequest and exploring thoroughly but not reading any lore I pick up at all. If it's not stated through dialogue I don't know about it
I assume the lack of cybernetic augments on 90% of outfits is entirely a stylistic choice and doesn't mean anything
Anonymous No.712820640 >>712835959
>>712787946
this fight was so fucking shit
dodges would straight up not work sometimes even if you had the same exact timing
Anonymous No.712820932
>>712787569 (OP)
need to see her get swallowed whole by a monster while wearing as little as possible
Anonymous No.712821078
Please tell me there's kaya mods
Anonymous No.712821182
I like most of the outfits aside from the jackets and cloaks that feel out of place.
Anonymous No.712821326 >>712821843 >>712822064
Her eyebrows look fukkin dumb.
Anonymous No.712821561 >>712821758 >>712826818
>>712790165
genuinely what was the point of this? It came out of nowhere and the cutscene was quite elaborate for a sidequest that was immediately swept aside after it was done. Really felt like it's just there for doujin bait lmao
Anonymous No.712821758
>>712821561
Feels like a cut storyline repurposed for a sidequest.
Anonymous No.712821843 >>712821935
I got the six new outfits that are available to for where i am in the story right now, some of these are fucking great
>>712821326
I dont mind them that much, but next game needs full makeup/brow options for sure
Anonymous No.712821935 >>712822052
>>712821843
Really like this one, looks a bit like the virgin killer sweater mod i keep seeing here
Anonymous No.712822052
>>712821935
This is probably my favorite so far though, although it feels a bit more military than office lady to me. I am also remembering that this game made me look up 3 point lighting last year, never had this much fun with photo mode
Anonymous No.712822064
>>712821326
Thick eyebrows are extremely based
Anonymous No.712822243
They should go full dress up in the next game. Doesn't need a character creator, just give us customizable makeup sets, eyelashes, brows, freckles, moles
also the ability to select poses outside of photo mode
Anonymous No.712822474 >>712823626
need chudette wife
Anonymous No.712823198 >>712823347 >>712823780
>>712817305
>She has no personality to speak of
Factually wrong, try actually playing the game, or are you claiming she has "no personality" because she's not some brainless, violent cunt like in so much Japanese media.
Anonymous No.712823347 >>712823518
>>712823198
Read his other comments, he hasn't touched the game. He just hates Korea (which is usually deserved)
Anonymous No.712823487 >>712829321
>>712819969
Being anti-korean is just called having basic awareness. The entire nation is worthless. They only feature the shitty parts of japan mixex with negative american trends. Nothing they've released EVER had any actual value or objective quality to it.
Anonymous No.712823518
>>712823347
the perpetrator and (You) both sound like massive redditors.
Anonymous No.712823527 >>712828412
Describe 2B's personality then
Anonymous No.712823626
>>712822474
She's just ANGRY.
Anonymous No.712823698
my wife eve is so cool
Anonymous No.712823780
>>712823198
>raging over japan
Damn, gooks are pathetic. I know that the "no personality" thing can really feel personal to a south korean, but damn.
Anonymous No.712825171
>>712787569 (OP)
The endings in this game fucking suck but Eve is hot as fuck
Anonymous No.712825485
>>712817560
>Unlikely considering she's missing both of her fucking arms
Anon, one of the earliest quests in Stellar Blade is about getting a replacement pair of legs for another woman.
Anonymous No.712825726 >>712828674
>>712793179
Which face mod are you using? There's a few on nexus
Anonymous No.712825737 >>712827057 >>712827395
What soft of official Eve merchandise/toys should Shift Up make?
Anonymous No.712826345
2butt
Anonymous No.712826473
Does anyone know if every mod is currently a replacer? I see you can download raven's hair just as an optional file but I can't work out if it's adding the hair or replacing an existing one
https://www.nexusmods.com/stellarblade/mods/203?tab=files
Anonymous No.712826508 >>712826601
Shhhhhh eve is sleeping!
Anonymous No.712826601
>>712826508
cum sharking time!
Anonymous No.712826818 >>712826992
>>712821561
>Really felt like it's just there for doujin bait lmao
This game is basically tailor-made for generating “bad end” doujin scenarios, are you really that surprised?
Anonymous No.712826942
>>712792706
>>712792706
>>712792706

We are on the verge of possibilities in gaming that were mere pipe dreams half a decade ago. people dont know it yet but SOON we are going to have AAA games with individual armpit hair strands being fully modeled and ray traced with real time physics based movement. 8k armpit textures. REAL TIME SWEAT PHYSICS where your character sweats more the more she moves around. DLC packs of 20 different pubic hair styles with higher geometry counts than entire xbox 360 character models.
Anonymous No.712826992
>>712826818
>This game is basically tailor-made for generating “bad end” doujin scenarios
uhh not really
Anonymous No.712827057
>>712825737
Nendos
I'd buy a Tachy nendoroi in a heartbeat
Anonymous No.712827363
>>712800689
>locking costumes at a point where you're already done with the game
I hate this shit so fucking much
Anonymous No.712827395
>>712825737
So far there is a statue planned, two full silicone titanium skeleton figures and I've heard Animeister approached to do the anime fig. Freeing are also in the running for statues.
I'd like a Hyperbody Eve, though I know Revoltech are looking to expand their super articulate waifus
Anonymous No.712827568
>>712801990
You're on the ground
Anonymous No.712827624
>>712813571
Unless you choose....
Anonymous No.712827739
>>712814239
There's a wide variety of looks.
Anonymous No.712827832
>>712816665
She's polite and naïve
Anonymous No.712827865 >>712845816
>>712787569 (OP)
Anonymous No.712827902
>>712819725
You've never played this game
Anonymous No.712828090 >>712828192
>>712819365
The voiceover in the Memory Tower says that humans upgraded themselves with cybernetics long ago, like replacing the heart with the bodycell, the exospine, etc, and that's why they can breathe underwater, withstanding crushing pressure, etc, and swap out for robotic parts like many residents in Xion. So they still consider themselves human, just cybernetic. There's a little more to it than that but that's part of the plot.
Anonymous No.712828192 >>712828384
>>712828090
I took that as being separate to whatever Eve and co are
Anonymous No.712828384
>>712828192
Eve specifically is an Angel, a supersoldier custom designed to fight Naytiba. The people of the orbiting Colony have also been separated from those in Xion for many decades, they didn't even know there were survivors on Earth.
Anonymous No.712828412 >>712830250
>>712823527
Overly emotional fembot desperately trying to hide her pain and anger at having to repeatedly kill the man she loves
Anonymous No.712828597 >>712828924
Weird how pc fags think this game selling well on pc is a good thing. It just shows that there's way more literal incels on pc than anywhere else. I actually give props to ps5 users now. I guess they actually get sex since every one of them didn't just rush out to buy this immediately like the pathetic vermin pc users did
Have any of you ever had sex???
Anonymous No.712828674 >>712832524
>>712825726
I use this one https://www.nexusmods.com/stellarblade/mods/290. Mainly because I can't get the mod with a simplified version of her hair to work.
Anonymous No.712828714
>>712814239
Show less skin or show less curves?
Technically the Planet Diving Suits (the bodysuits) don't show skin.
Anonymous No.712828795
>>712814239
Anon there's 100 costumes and only 30 or so are actually lewd.
Anonymous No.712828924
>>712828597
Upvoted xister!
Anonymous No.712828937
>>712787569 (OP)
Man, they are really running out of bait at this point, theyre just throwing the whole pole into the water. This is getting pathetic
Anonymous No.712829321
>>712823487
Well thats just wrong. Korean culture has had a ton of impact over the last two decades, more than the japanese has in the mainstream.

I dont much care for it, but Kpop and doramas have been all the rage for a while now, and korean shows like Squid Game have been very sucessful world wide.

Korean cinema is also really high quality while being very discernably different from western cinema, which is quite a breath of fresh air, especially since Hollywood can only churn out gay ulgy slop.

Korea also has a very competitive electronics industry, and their cellphones are top of the line. Easily among the best.

Videogames have been a squarely Japan exclusive industry in east asia for decades, and the Chinese and Koreans have only just begun to inch into AAA gaming while previously being confined in mobile games. so far im impressed by the level of quality and the general good atittude most of these games have. Stellar Blade and Wukong are complete packages of great action games that while theyre clearly inspired by a number of japanese action games like Sekiro and DMC, they are very different in other areas and manage to have their own identity. more competition can only be a good thing.
Anonymous No.712829419 >>712829523 >>712829898 >>712830515 >>712830563 >>712836760
Fucking hell I cannot play this game because I keep jerking off after playing it for a bit
Anonymous No.712829523 >>712841930
>>712829419
Good
Anonymous No.712829872 >>712830023 >>712830415
Can I buy the Deluxe Edition rewards after buying the base game or is it locked out/significantly more expensive?
Anonymous No.712829898 >>712831876
>>712829419
Anonymous No.712830023
>>712829872
I think you just pay the extra ten bucks and everything you didnt have unlocks
Anonymous No.712830250
>>712828412
This isnt personality, this is just the plot.

2B is just whatever the Rei archetype is called. I dont particularly find 2B to be a very compelling character. Nier is just misery porn trying to jerk out an emotional reaction out of you by being overly gritty and dark. But this is impossible because 2B is just not an interesting character outside of her design. Stellar Blade also gets away with is because you can dress Eve which ever way you like, but 2Bs design is too ridiculous to take the drama seriously. Or maybe its the drama itself thats too ridicuous to be taken seriously.

That being said, its complete retardation to think that good writitng is just tacking on however many character archetypes and quirks you can into a single character. EVE and 2B dont need to be emoting or have a different personality every scene for them to be entertaining and, unlike the troons and the feminists will have you believe, a character being pretty and hot is part of their overall charm, if not the main part of their charm.
Anonymous No.712830415
>>712829872
Use an downloadable content unlocker
Anonymous No.712830496 >>712831353
>>712787685
I played that game earlier today! What a coincidence.
Anonymous No.712830515 >>712840946
>>712829419
That's how I was when I played it last year. I hadn't jerked off to a character in game like that for a long time.
Anonymous No.712830563
>>712829419
You gotta learn how to game and goon bro
Anonymous No.712830640
Anonymous No.712830718 >>712831243 >>712831456 >>712831986 >>712832612 >>712833810 >>712834046
what do u guys find attractive in eve? the black outlines they put in every crease in this game make her look so ugly
Anonymous No.712830818 >>712831675
For my Nikke bros, I found the gacha music as a turntable song, anyone know if meditations in as well? I'm pretty early into the wasteland
Anonymous No.712831243
>>712830718
A lot of her outfits have that hip fat pinch that comes from having the perfect amount of chub, which drives me wild. Also girls with thick eyebrows are incredibly underrated.
Anonymous No.712831353
>>712830496
You probably heard about it because of me.
Everyone that likes android girls and/or minesweeper should play it!
Anonymous No.712831456
>>712830718
She is hot. If you can't see it because of your autism then whatever. You don't have to like her, but she is objectively attractive.
Anonymous No.712831675
>>712830818
It is, as is Welcome Back, Commander and a few other choice tracks
Anonymous No.712831876 >>712832442
>>712829898
post mod PLEASE
Anonymous No.712831986
>>712830718
>What do I find attractive about a near perfectly proportioned waifu that dresses up in cool/cute/sexy sci-fi gear.
Eve is a gift, it helps that I like the kind of fashion that's in the game. Athletic body without being too toned, ample breasts but not massive and glorious hips.
She's a joy to watch in motion.
Anonymous No.712832442
>>712831876
https://www.patreon.com/posts/stellar-blade-131259949
:)
Anonymous No.712832524
>>712828674
thanks
Anonymous No.712832612
>>712830718
I have no clue
Anonymous No.712832641 >>712833475 >>712833841
Do any of the DLCs add anything in terms of gameplay, and if so is it enough to be worth it?
Anonymous No.712833475
>>712832641
>nikke bonus mod
>at least one boss
>pink latex suit
>pet the dog
Anonymous No.712833639 >>712834224 >>712834240
>eve was the middle ground girl
>her BFF is the "light/thin" one

We needed a "heavy" girl who uses STR movesets with giant tits and giant guns who was slightly chubby
Anonymous No.712833810
>>712830718
this is the dumbest post i've read all hour
Anonymous No.712833841
>>712832641
The dlcs add some sidequests so it's not like they are just costumes and that's it, but they are not very long. The Nikke dlc has some Nikke mini games and an exclusive boss.
Anonymous No.712834046 >>712834328
>>712830718
I actually don't like how doll-esque the females look in this game, but apart from that her ass, tits and thighs still look great.
Anonymous No.712834224 >>712841949
>>712833639
Raven's the str build
Her tits are also noticeably bigger.
I wish I had a big titty yandere girl who kills all the competition.
Anonymous No.712834240
>>712833639
Man.
Anonymous No.712834328
>>712834046
The dollness is what I like
Anonymous No.712834473 >>712834619 >>712834829 >>712835342
>your mods are shit
Anonymous No.712834619
>>712834473
He's aware that he would need to release full modding tools to let people do things like add new Beta skills, right? Or make a new area?
Anonymous No.712834829 >>712834979 >>712836230
>>712834473
And he's right. Modders need time. But also he's double right because QoL mods and shit like that >>>>>>> lewd outfits.
Anonymous No.712834979
>>712834829
For me, it's tasteful lewdness.
Outfits that juuust barely are beyond what the base game has.
Anonymous No.712835307
>>712788282
Anonymous No.712835342
>>712834473
>git gud fags
Honestly kind of based but I'm not sure what he expects modders to do? Also has he seen the first person mod? That shit's good.
Anonymous No.712835431 >>712835643 >>712835647
>>712788282
mmm which mod is this
Anonymous No.712835631 >>712835790 >>712836616
>>712787569 (OP)
Is this the thread?

You Just Know
Anonymous No.712835643
>>712835431
learn how to read
Anonymous No.712835647
>>712835431
Can you literally read what you replied you fucking retard?
Anonymous No.712835790 >>712835887 >>712836616
>>712835631
Anonymous No.712835887 >>712835948 >>712836616
>>712835790
Anonymous No.712835948 >>712836616
>>712835887
Anonymous No.712835959
>>712820640
Skill issue, can confirm that all dodges and parries do work when you git gud.
Anonymous No.712836230
>>712834829
Lewd mods are based and gameplay mods will take a lot longer to make. Just stop making them replace the diving suit socI can use more than one at a time
Anonymous No.712836458
>you can't go up this slope
>to get up there you go up another slope from the other side with the exact same angle
Anonymous No.712836616
>>712835631
>>712835790
>>712835887
>>712835948
YJK
Anonymous No.712836760
>>712829419
Weird. I think her design looks good and is very sexy but I have not even be so much as slightly aroused while playing. Too busy killing shit or dying to guard turrets.
Anonymous No.712838131 >>712838578 >>712841516
>bimbo mod got updated
matte or glossy?
Anonymous No.712838498 >>712838592 >>712838752
Anonymous No.712838578
>>712838131
Both, swap based on whether the area has water or not.
Anonymous No.712838592 >>712842058
>>712838498
Anonymous No.712838752
>>712838498
Stop posting your drivel. You're not impressing anyone and it's the most pathetic shitposting I have ever seen in my entire life.
Anonymous No.712838786
What are the settings to get this to not look like a blurry mess on steam deck?
Anonymous No.712840946 >>712841609
>>712830515
How do you finish this game when you hve to urge to spurt ot your genes across her butt.
Anonymous No.712841516 >>712844463
>>712838131
>bimbo mod
You have my attention. Would you mind linking it? Is it on nexus?
Anonymous No.712841573
Anonymous No.712841609 >>712842079 >>712842218
>>712840946
>go to a campsite
>go into photo mode
>pose Eve in whatever position is hottest to you
>coom
>continue okaying until the urge rises again
Anonymous No.712841930
>>712829523
Christ.
Anonymous No.712841949
>>712834224
They arent really bigger especially if you give eve her outfit
Anonymous No.712841984 >>712842113
>>712787569 (OP)
Airborne huh?..
>Starts singing Blood Upon the Risers and reciting Airborne Cadences

https://youtu.be/VWgsdexkv18?feature=shared
Anonymous No.712841997 >>712842145
>>712788282
Anonymous No.712842058
>>712838592
Anonymous No.712842079
>>712841609
With her ass jiggling like that i could barely handle 10 minutes before needing to share my genes.
Anonymous No.712842095
Anonymous No.712842113 >>712842187
>>712841984
Anonymous No.712842145 >>712842229
>>712841997
Anonymous No.712842172 >>712842242 >>712842905
I would buy this game if it wasnt a mid ass fuck action game with a boring setting and story.
Anonymous No.712842187 >>712842292
>>712842113
Anonymous No.712842218
>>712841609
Gross.

I don't understand how this even turns anyone on. I think she looks nice and appealing, don't get me wrong but come on now
Anonymous No.712842229 >>712842315
>>712842145
Anonymous No.712842242 >>712842385 >>712842464
>>712842172
Fuck off poobar
Anonymous No.712842292 >>712842406
>>712842187
Anonymous No.712842315
>>712842229
Anonymous No.712842385
>>712842242
Anonymous No.712842406
>>712842292
Anonymous No.712842437
What is it about this game in particular that attracts so many schizo haters. They can't stand that it's successful?
Anonymous No.712842464 >>712842556 >>712842636 >>712842656 >>712842857 >>712842905 >>712847958
>>712842242
You would never play the game if it wasnt for coom.
I have money and jerk off to porn instead.
Anonymous No.712842474 >>712842563 >>712842993
What language do I play this game in?
The english dub is fucking abysmal but korean is a gross sounding language. How's the japanese cast?
Anonymous No.712842556
>>712842464
You sound israeli
Anonymous No.712842563 >>712842662 >>712842728 >>712842905 >>712843813 >>712846186 >>712846523 >>712846631 >>712847958
>>712842474
Why would you buy this game instead of jerking off to the existing porn.
The game is seen as shit anyway.
Anonymous No.712842636 >>712842826
>>712842464
Actually I would. I love parrykino, the sexiness is just icing on the cake. You would never play it if it didn't have hot girls because you don't play video games. You just shitpost about them because you are a loser.
Anonymous No.712842650
Eve has seen all your posts and is very, very disappointed.
Anonymous No.712842656 >>712842826
>>712842464
ok what do you do with the other 59 mins and 59 seconds?
Anonymous No.712842662
>>712842563
Saaaar
Anonymous No.712842728
>>712842563
The demo was fun to play
Anonymous No.712842826 >>712842905 >>712843060 >>712843397
>>712842656
Play an actual good game.
>>712842636
>This one small mechanic isnt to bad
Wow.
The fact that parry is the biggest thing for your game speks volume of how mid and boring it is.
Anonymous No.712842857
>>712842464
>jerk off to porn instead.
I'm sure you do.
Anonymous No.712842905 >>712843079
>>712842464
>>712842563
>>712842826
>>712842172
Shut the fuck up retard and stop trying to tell me what to do.
Anonymous No.712842993 >>712843550
>>712842474
I've been happy with the Japanese
Anonymous No.712843049
I want to fuck the maid
Anonymous No.712843060 >>712843175
>>712842826
>The fact that parry is the biggest thing for your game speks volume of how mid and boring it is.
IS VERY BORRING SAAR, DO NOT BUYING THIS GAME PLEAS
Anonymous No.712843079 >>712843142 >>712843272 >>712843371 >>712843521 >>712847958
>>712842905
Did the regret coming in?
Did you realize that you wasted 60 bucks for a game you will forget about once you ejaculate?
All that for the same thing you could have achieved for watching free eve porn?
Anonymous No.712843142
>>712843079
>Did the regret coming in?
Anonymous No.712843161 >>712843281
holy shit this guys such a raging ESL retard, lmao
Anonymous No.712843175 >>712843254
>>712843060
>YOU CAN BLOCK IN THIS ACTION GAME
Stellarstandards are trash
Anonymous No.712843184 >>712843656 >>712844436 >>712845504
>>712787569 (OP)
>Change outfits
>body proportions completely change
low effort coomer slop
Anonymous No.712843254 >>712843380
>>712843175
This is gonna blow your mind...
You can even JUMP in this game, unlike the new God of War games
Anonymous No.712843272
>>712843079
>Did the regret coming in?
>you could have achieved for watching free eve porn
I see we've reached the English breaking down section of the thread, poobar. You may commence your traditional flailing seething about South Korea now.
Anonymous No.712843281 >>712843515
>>712843161
Its fun to see you seethe over reality.
Anonymous No.712843371
>>712843079
Is doing the language for to very hard yes?
Anonymous No.712843380
>>712843254
>Jumping
Damn this game has the same standards as the NES era
Anonymous No.712843397
>>712842826
I didn't say that though retard-kun
Anonymous No.712843448
>>712787685
what game is this
Anonymous No.712843515
>>712843281
>4chan
>reality
Lmao. Whats funny is that youre going to live in these threads for the rest of your life, swearing this game isn't successful even when we're talking about the sequel and its inevitable DLC
Anonymous No.712843521
>>712843079
The shitposter is an ESL, of course. Giving the thirsld world internet was a mistake
Anonymous No.712843540
Did you guys know that caring about grammar in arguments is a free concession confession?
Guess i must be right cause there is no argument to buying this game when porn exist
Anonymous No.712843550 >>712846205
>>712842993
did they finally release a mod with the zero suit that has accurate proportions and has the suit tear off as you take damage?
Anonymous No.712843551 >>712843783 >>712843828
Why do fictional women cause so much seethe on the internet?
Anonymous No.712843565
>equip 2B set
>look up her skirt
>eve kicks you just like 2B does
soul
Anonymous No.712843656 >>712843748 >>712843783
>>712843184
Anon... it's literally the same body. You understand clothes shapes, bodies...right?
Anonymous No.712843748
>>712843656
Her body literally changes you retard
Anonymous No.712843783 >>712844178 >>712844545
>>712843551
Women thrive on attention, anything that takes it away from them is a threat. When all other options are exhausted, the woman uses her holes as a last resort, saying things like "Thats why you never have sex." Its exactly how these threads play out every time, but the strange part is the people saying these things here are mentally ill men
>>712843656
He's not wrong, she actually has 3 different body models for her different outfits. Her body shape changes drastically depending on the clothes
Anonymous No.712843813 >>712845509
>>712842563
I would actually, game's actually fun.
Now, would I have HEARD of the game if it wasn't for the glorious shitstorm Eve's ass caused, thus allowing me to actually buy and play the game? Who knows, maybe in some /v/ recommendation thread down the line, but probably not on release.
Anonymous No.712843828 >>712844094
>>712843551
in her case it's Korea that's got the ESL raging, he has some kind of pathetic grudge against the country and will say anything, no matter how untrue or hypocritcal
Anonymous No.712844094
>>712843828
It always amazes me the things that trigger the autistics on this board. It must be so hard being on the spectrum, especially when you live in a third world shithole
Anonymous No.712844178 >>712844364
>>712843783
>but the strange part is the people saying these things here are mentally ill men
Oh, what a world we live in.
Anonymous No.712844364 >>712845859
>>712844178
Never, ever forget how hypocritical the other side is.
Anonymous No.712844436
>>712843184
Nanomachines, son.
Anonymous No.712844463 >>712844802
>>712841516
https://www.nexusmods.com/stellarblade/mods/347
Anonymous No.712844545 >>712845504
>>712843783
>Left side: Tits hanging with modicum support
>Right side: Tits cupped and fully supported giving her cleavage
4chan never touched a woman before?
Anonymous No.712844651
Anonymous No.712844802
>>712844463
Thanks bro, appreciate it
Anonymous No.712845023
giant eve mods when?
Anonymous No.712845291
Anonymous No.712845504 >>712845772
>>712844545
In this pic >>712843184 her cheeks hang freely in both swimsuits and clearly she has more cake in the red one. It's an absolutely baffling decision by the devs, because adhering to a single body frame would have kept proportions consistent and possibly saved time when adding new outfits.
Anonymous No.712845509 >>712845601
>>712843813
>Games are fun
If they arent mid shit like this one
Anonymous No.712845601 >>712845704 >>712845705
>>712845509
Name the last 5 games you played and enjoyed, since you love video games so much.
Anonymous No.712845687
>running around and taking pictures
>game gives me a camera and tells me to take more pictures
You got it, boss
Anonymous No.712845704 >>712845862
>>712845601
>SHUT UP KOREA AAAAAAHHHH
Just predicting
Anonymous No.712845705 >>712846295 >>712847052
>>712845601
>IF YOU DONT LIKE STELLAR BLADE YOU DONT LIKE GAMING
kek
Kingdom hearts 2 FM
Baldurs gate enhanced edition
Fire emblem Three houses
Devil may cry 5
Fire emblem Engage
Anonymous No.712845716
lol china
Anonymous No.712845726
>>712807741
>>712813571
Anonymous No.712845772
>>712845504
>she has more cake in the red one
The stockings push up fat into her glutes, its not bigger you stupid blind fuck
Anonymous No.712845816
>>712827865
kek
Anonymous No.712845853 >>712845996
>>712787569 (OP)
gooner
gooner
gooner
gooner
gooner
Anonymous No.712845859 >>712846010
>>712844364
What a homo.
Anonymous No.712845862
>>712845704
Give him some credit, he is cleary an avid gamer who spends all the time he isn't bitching about Stellar Blade finishing one game after another. Why else would he be so adamant when questioning the quality of another game?
Anonymous No.712845935
Sexy Lily mods where
Anonymous No.712845996 >>712846129 >>712847119 >>712848168 >>712851940
>>712845853
>Never posts gameplay
>Only ass and boobs cause actual game is trash.
Anonymous No.712846010 >>712846113
>>712845859
This week the PC gamer reviewer gave this game a 6, saying that the gameplay was good and the game looked great, but the story wasn't very strong. If you look at his bio, he states he loves playing games like Call of Duty, lmao
The double standards are actually laughable
Anonymous No.712846036
>>712794078
>mfw I just realized after 90 hours tonight that Lily is supposed to be Lilith in the Adam/Eve symbolism
Bravo Anno
Anonymous No.712846113 >>712846294
>>712846010
Playin COD and having opinions about stories can cooexist retard
Anonymous No.712846129 >>712846206
>>712845996
Who are you quoting?
Anonymous No.712846186
>>712842563
That's FUD spread by Eve deniers. Yes, I initially bought it for her fat Korean tits and ass, but the game is actually very enjoyable. Masterpiece? No. I think a game is good if I spend $60+ on it, which is a lot of money, and I don't regret it. I didn't regret it so that means the game is good. Simple. That's all there is to it.
Anonymous No.712846194
>>712787569 (OP)
Anonymous No.712846205
>>712843550
No. But I'd love to see this in tatters
Anonymous No.712846206 >>712846294
>>712846129
Shitty brainrot coomrs dont even know how 4chan works lol.
They are made to fuck with themselfs.
Anonymous No.712846294
>>712846113
CODniggers do not have valid opinions about anything, same as FIFAspics and all the other retards that buy the same game year after year shut the fuck up
>>712846206
>themselfs
The ESL has been in this thread ignoring posts that directly shit on his narrative, I see
Anonymous No.712846295 >>712846449
>>712845705
>KH2
Kingdom Hearts is a shit franchise for manchildren
>Any FE game
Shit tactics games made for coomers far far more than anything in SB. Go play Tactics Ogre faggot.
>DMC5
Of course you'd name the casual entry. Bet you haven't even played DMC3, much less DMC1
Only decent pick is Baldur's Gate. Did you even finish or was the lack of shitty cutscenes like BG3 which clearly got you to play the older ones turn you off?
Anonymous No.712846449 >>712846618
>>712846295
>Nigger wants games
>Gets games
>Niggers goes into a mental gymnatic meltdown chain on why each game totally doesnt count
Somehow Stellarcucks think they are supeior hile no woman would touch an incel like you.
Anonymous No.712846454 >>712846640
Pantyhose doko?
Anonymous No.712846523 >>712846669
>>712842563
Spent 90€, feel pretty gud. Didn't jerk to EVE once though. Just like I don't go to a museum to look at pictures or statues of aesthetically pleasing women to jerk it in front of it.
Anonymous No.712846618
>>712846449
>get told his taste is shit
>has a melty
Anonymous No.712846631
>>712842563
>existing porn.
SIRS
Anonymous No.712846640
>>712846454
Peony
Yorha Cermonial
Anonymous No.712846669 >>712846792
>>712846523
>I totally not jerk off to eve
>Has lewd eve pics in his desk drive
Coomers try to lie but even that fails
Anonymous No.712846729 >>712846854 >>712847123
So is he indian? I thought jeets loved coomer games, why is he throwing a fit over this one?
Anonymous No.712846792 >>712846925
>>712846669
So you jack off every single time you see a picture of a scantily dressed or attractive female? This thread must be really wearing you out
Anonymous No.712846854
>>712846729
Paid. Same group that was seething over Clair Obscur. Though this game attracts way more mentally deficient troons
Anonymous No.712846925 >>712847092 >>712847106 >>712847302 >>712847958
>>712846792
I do yes.
And unlike you guys i dont waste 60 bucks on a game which ican play only 3 minutes before ejaculating.
I watch porn instead which actualy has sex and nudity giving me what i want and not the 60 cuck pack of a game who doesnt let you play naked.
Anonymous No.712847013
Such devastation.
Anonymous No.712847032
those guys that said SB would flop are crashing out right now
Anonymous No.712847052
>>712845705
show us your playtime in each
Anonymous No.712847081
I dont even think eve is hot either.
Her being a robot makes her feel metallic and cold and honestly not to pleasant to jerk off to.
Anonymous No.712847092
>>712846925
>I do NOT shit on beaches and streets, saaars
Anonymous No.712847106 >>712847349
>i totally not jerk off
>desk drive
Goddamn this is good shit, a true ESL minstrel show
>>712846925
So you admit you jack off EVERY TIME YOU SEE A WOMAN, then spend all day telling other people who are talking about a recently released game to just go watch porn? So you're a groomer, is that the message you're trying to get across? You want other people to jack off to the same things you are into?
Anonymous No.712847119 >>712847570
>>712845996
Here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/@_ONGBAL/search?query=stellar%20blade
Anonymous No.712847123
>>712846729
He's a slav from sharty.
Anonymous No.712847249
>>712787569 (OP)
What are you doing, Eve?
Anonymous No.712847259
you know im surprised he has time to shitpost on here in between scamming old white people in his call center scams
Anonymous No.712847302
>>712846925
Damn no wonder bro hates this game. Every screenshot and webm makes him cum, it must be so exhausting.
Anonymous No.712847349 >>712847519 >>712847532 >>712847554 >>712847570 >>712847605 >>712847962
>>712847106
>Going to grammar
I accept your concession
>Talk about recent game
No you gus talk about ass and boobs instead of the actual game cause its evidently mid and boring.

>Y-YOURE GROOMER!!!
Am i mysogenist rapist sexist racist and a nazi to now?
Anonymous No.712847519 >>712847652 >>712847694
>>712847349
>its evidently mid and boring.
I'll ask you again, since you ignored me the first time. Name 5 games you recently played and enjoyed. Don't even have to new releases. Tell us what games count as good and exciting to (You).
Anonymous No.712847532 >>712847694
>>712847349
anon, your grammar being shit is being pointed out because this is an English language image board and you can't speak the language correctly, trying to blame others for noticing is not an argument
Anonymous No.712847554
>>712847349
How is your english getting worse and worse lol calm down and proofread.
Anonymous No.712847570 >>712847782
>>712847119
>>712847349
Anonymous No.712847605
>>712847349
>if you is for point at grammer....the win come me to!
Anonymous No.712847652
>>712847519
He already answered this one
>Kingdom hearts 2 FM
>Baldurs gate enhanced edition
>Fire emblem Three houses
>Devil may cry 5
>Fire emblem Engage
Overall shit taste.
Anonymous No.712847673 >>712848118
Which combos do the most damage? I noticed square - triangle - square - triangle is pretty powerful
Anonymous No.712847694 >>712847958
>>712847519
>I ask you again
Already did retards
Is your screen filled with cum or why cant you see it?
>>712847532
>English language board
Yet thhe world doesnt consist of british people and americans retard
Anonymous No.712847737 >>712847861
fresh eve
Anonymous No.712847782 >>712847865 >>712847898 >>712847918 >>712847991 >>712848136 >>712848373
>>712847570
>Youtube
Lmao some rando?
You guys dont care about the gameplay only to play it to goon?
Wasting 60 dollars even tho you could achieve the same but better with all fetishes for free?
Anonymous No.712847861 >>712847991 >>712848029
>>712847737
>Another coomer art but no gameplay
Even when i bring up the gameplay the anon gave up after saiyng that this game has a jump button because he knew this game sucks
Anonymous No.712847865 >>712847930
>>712847782
I can't understand what you are saying man
Anonymous No.712847898 >>712848102
>>712847782
If youre so anti coomer, why do you keep insisting people watch porn? Do you have a porn addiction? You admitted to jacking off everytime you see a sexy woman, this is starting to sound like you have a mental problem
Anonymous No.712847901
>stop talking about stellar blade

no i dont think i will
Anonymous No.712847918
>>712847782
You mean like the "muh shallow deceptive" video you keep spamming for the past year because it has a negative title?
Anonymous No.712847930
>>712847865
>If youre losing, just pretend you dont understand the other person
Anonymous No.712847934 >>712848015 >>712848096 >>712848175
>>712787569 (OP)
Eve acting like a bitch.
Anonymous No.712847958 >>712848898
>>712847694
>>712843079
>>712842464
>>712842563
>>712846925
You are strangely fixated on male ejaculation.
Anonymous No.712847962
>>712847349
Yes youre also a tranny
Anonymous No.712847991
>>712847782
>>712847861
>show gameplay!
>noo not like that!
Anonymous No.712848015 >>712848093
>>712847934
Anonymous No.712848016 >>712848162
best to ignore this clown until he deletes himself
Anonymous No.712848029 >>712848201
>>712847861
>>>712758489
this post, its replies and most of this thread from last night are giving an anon criticism about how much he sucks for dying to easy enemies and bosses for so long
Anonymous No.712848093 >>712848173 >>712848175
>>712848015
Anonymous No.712848096
>>712847934
I really want Raven to be the next protagonist, because she's gonna be a smug slutty bitch.
Anonymous No.712848102
>>712847898
I never was anti porn.
I just make fun of you guys for wasting 60 bucks even tho it ould have been easier to jsut watch porn
Anonymous No.712848114 >>712848335
raven bros its time

https://x.com/i/status/1934708152101933299
Anonymous No.712848118
>>712847673
At launch against the training room robot.
Anonymous No.712848136 >>712849262
>>712847782
>links quality gameplay by a well known excellent player of action games
>nuh uh! won't watch!
Because you don't care about "gameplay". At all.
Anonymous No.712848162
>>712848016
No, this is really fucking funny. I'm used to idiots raiding these threads, but they usually have a few other discord fags with them, this is a solo retard on a mission to tell people how much he likes jacking off to porn
Anonymous No.712848168
>>712845996
Anonymous No.712848173
>>712848093
Anonymous No.712848175
>>712847934
>>712848093
Eve just goes around mogging everyone
Anonymous No.712848201 >>712848273 >>712848373
>>712848029
>Game is so shit that ou need to look at the arvchies to find something about the actual game
Lol i take the good without wasting 6 bucks you cuck!
Anonymous No.712848273 >>712848382
>>712848201
Man, you are really fucking bad at this.
Anonymous No.712848331
Anonymous No.712848335
>>712848114
They gender swapped Kojak? Will it NEVER end!?
Anonymous No.712848373
>>712848201
>>712847782
Anonymous No.712848380 >>712848462 >>712848574
I'm really fucking bored with the game so far. I just got the 2nd Hyper Drive, how far along am I. I feel like I got scammed by the Stalker boss fight in the demo, the rest of the game hasn't been nearly as entertaining.
Anonymous No.712848382
>>712848273
So bad that all of you guys gang up on me?
If i was bad no one would care but the truth is i speak the truth and the reality of you guys wasting 60 bucks for something porn offers for free but better is something you cant ignore.
But you try by constantly etittling me as shit.
Anonymous No.712848421
I am the persercutor poor me
Anonymous No.712848425
Anonymous No.712848431
>>712787569 (OP)
I gaze upwards.
Anonymous No.712848462
>>712848380
>Game turns out to be boring mid slop.
Cant wait for the comments below telling you that it was a total worthwhile investment.
Just watch porn of your favpourite character and refund the game anon.
Anonymous No.712848476 >>712848563 >>712848573
I love beautiful women bros.
Anonymous No.712848541 >>712848618 >>712848926
>>712787569 (OP)
Night at the bar
Anonymous No.712848563
>>712848476
Nice puffers ma'am
Anonymous No.712848573 >>712848658
>>712848476
Which is why i love weatching beautifull porn of them isntead of wasting 60 bucks to get less naked skin and more mid boring action slop gameplay.
Anonymous No.712848574 >>712848694
>>712848380
You just got out of altess levoire? You're about 1/3 of the way through. theres better boss fights ahead for sure but theres a lot left to go, especially if you do all the side quests
Anonymous No.712848618 >>712848717 >>712848871 >>712848926
>>712848541
Anonymous No.712848658 >>712848780
>>712848573
>HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LIKE JACKING OFF TO PORN YET?
Anonymous No.712848694 >>712848895 >>712848968
>>712848574
If the bosses were so good then why is noone talking about them?
All you guys are doing is to goon voer eves ass without actually playnig the game lolololololol
Anonymous No.712848717 >>712848819
>>712848618
Anonymous No.712848780
>>712848658
>Guy who jerkes off to eve wants to tell me how annoying it is wanting to jerk off to eve in a eve gooner thread.
Coomertards.
Anonymous No.712848813 >>712848895
lmao his english is getting worse the madder he gets
Anonymous No.712848819
>>712848717
Anonymous No.712848861
The final back to back four bosses is a great climax, all good fights. The instadeath attack from the Unidentified Naytiba is a little bullshit but still a cool fight, and Democrawler, Raven and Providence were superb.
Anonymous No.712848871 >>712849158
>>712848618
I watched porn for free where she got fucked in a bar isntead of playing the game for 60 bucks getting no sex scene and getting scammed like that.
Anonymous No.712848895
>>712848694
This is a photo i took of the second to last boss stomping on my face when I was fighting her the other day, thougheverbeit
>>712848813
this is an actual "DO NOT REDEEEM" level meltdown
Anonymous No.712848898
>>712847958
sure is...
Anonymous No.712848926
>>712848541
>>712848618
Anonymous No.712848934
this motherfucker on hard made me lose my sanity
Anonymous No.712848968
>>712848694
Why don't you cry some more about it?
Anonymous No.712849032 >>712849216
I like how these coomtards are talking aout bosses as soon as i mention how they just goon.
They just never want to admit how much money they waste.
Their genes will never touch a woman.
Anonymous No.712849158 >>712849409
>>712848871
Mhhmm
Anonymous No.712849216
>>712849032
Where you gonna move the goal posts next, anon?
Anonymous No.712849262
>>712848136
We already knew that.
Anonymous No.712849310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfKeqTgaDhU
Anonymous No.712849409
>>712849158
I watch porn of her getting fucked with that outfit.
You watch her being sexy but never fucked after paying 60 buck like a cuck.

I win i laugh.
Anonymous No.712849471
>>712787569 (OP)
I wouldn't say a single word to them, I would listen to what they had to say. And that's what no one did.
Anonymous No.712849478 >>712849545 >>712849571
I can't help but notice the ESL spamming this thread hasn't posted a single image. You guys think he's ranged banned from image posting?
Anonymous No.712849545
>>712849478
Yeah, how come he never posts any examples of his supposed great porn? Guess his beloved porn doesn't have any sexplay.
Anonymous No.712849549 >>712849898
why the fuck is he repeating himself?
Anonymous No.712849571 >>712849835
>>712849478
>Stellartard ragint that i aint cuck posting eve picks like you guys
Why are eve tards so pathetic?
Anonymous No.712849586
Mod for Orca suit that removes the jacket and gives her a dump truck butt and thighs when?

Also every outfit needs a variant with the bomber jacket.
Anonymous No.712849684
Tachy
Anonymous No.712849710 >>712849886
>POST PORN A SITE SITE WHERE ITS ILLEGAL
You guys are so dumb holy shit xD
I am laughing my ass off
Anonymous No.712849718 >>712849839
Can you pay someone from a third-world country to spam places like 4chan?
Anonymous No.712849740
>Well Eve, you just got jumped and raped by 3 NPC goons
>And here's double jump!
Uh
Anonymous No.712849806 >>712852758
Lily loves tits!
Anonymous No.712849835 >>712849950
>>712849571
He didn't say "eve picks". He said image.
Anonymous No.712849839
>>712849718
Imagine being this mad that someones right
Anonymous No.712849849 >>712849975
time to go to the space elevator... or do a lot of fishing.
Anonymous No.712849851
the walk
Anonymous No.712849886
>>712849710
Porn is not illegal.
Anonymous No.712849898
>>712849549
gpt does that if you dont feed it enough variables
Anonymous No.712849950 >>712850038 >>712850204
>>712849835
>Basically the same thing
>I AM AN AMERICUNT AND THE WORDING MEANS A LOT!!!
Your english teacher will never fuck you so give up
Anonymous No.712849969 >>712850114 >>712850132
I really enjoy the PC gameplay, how about you guys?
Anonymous No.712849975
>>712849849
The Alpha can wait.
Anonymous No.712850038 >>712850274
>>712849950
>You have not eaten any food today
>So what if I didn't eat an apple today, doctor!?
Anonymous No.712850114
>>712849969
Gameplay and gooning are 2 different things anon...
Anonymous No.712850132
>>712849969
Mods like this look stupid to me. She looks just fine as she is in the game.
Anonymous No.712850204 >>712850274
>>712849950
>legitimately doesn't understand what was just said to him
And that is why we require English speakers on this American image board.
Anonymous No.712850274 >>712850443
>>712850038
>>712850204
>Same thing
>NOOOOOO GRAMMAR THINK ABOUT THE GRAMMAR REEEEEE
Anonymous No.712850409
Anonymous No.712850443
>>712850274
>still unable to parse what was said to him
Sad
Anonymous No.712850678 >>712850773 >>712851174 >>712852594
holding off on buying until the taimanin mod is released
Anonymous No.712850773
>>712850678
Why buy the game if its not for the gameplay.
Safe your money and goon to porn instead then.
Anonymous No.712850854 >>712851035 >>712852713
Just got to the 2nd gun only dungeon. Why do these exist?
Anonymous No.712850883
Less arguing, more butt cheeks
Anonymous No.712851035
>>712850854
for flavour. it's a little bit crap that the second one ends in another Maelstrom instead of a unique human
Anonymous No.712851142
Anonymous No.712851174
>>712850678
>taimanin mod
Good taste.
Anonymous No.712851448
>>712787569 (OP)
fuck her tits
Anonymous No.712851705 >>712852152
Do you guys prefer the PS5 or PC version?
Anonymous No.712851940
>>712845996
Anonymous No.712852152
>>712851705
that hat and hair combo is so cute on her
Anonymous No.712852594
>>712850678
This game needs Symphogeah mods
Anonymous No.712852713
>>712850854
Guns are almost useless until middle of NG+ after you upgrade the shit out of them. Then they start one shotting very basic enemies, like the small rolly guys
Anonymous No.712852758
>>712849806
Tits love Lily, especially her fat cock