EVE of the 7th Airborne Squadron looks down upon you. Your response?
>>712787569 (OP)I offer to let her to sit in the break room chair.
It's like a camp, kinda.
>>712787569 (OP)Reminder she is not, in fact, human. That ought teach that haughty bitch
WE ARE THE REAL HUMANS!
>>712787569 (OP)I wouldn't say anything, I would listen to what they have to say. And that's what no one did.
>>712787976Stop making me want to disable the ponytail. I love the physics on it too much
>>712787569 (OP)Post panty shots
can you get the outfit rael is wearing
>>712788221Yes you can, on NG+ you can fight Mann in a bonus boss fight, that gives you the royal guard outfit.
>>712788221It's in Challenge Mode. Three outfits are locked behind it.
>>712788282God I want to just suffocate in those.
>>712787569 (OP)Whats her canon height?
>>7127890275'7, which means she's taller than (You)
>>712787569 (OP)Nice milkers, tin can
Or should I say, oilers
Untitled
md5: cca7dd21ece49f09fce304e1233e284b
🔍
Even the challenge mode knows that the sideswept bangs are better than default, and uses it for 2/3 preview images.
Any mods to restore the gore to pre nerf levels?
is there target swapping yet?
i remember fighting more than one enemy being dogshit in this game
>>712789096Yes actually. I kneel to my queen
is there no option to make right stick while locked on cycle between lock on targets?
>>712789754nice glasses nerd
>>712789754Need to get to NG+ to get this cutscene again, but with better hair.
There are exactly three hairstyles players all use, and it's not the default.
>>712789754For me, it's War Dress.
>>712790101>War Dress>isn't Mihara's outfitKinda sad.
ev6
md5: 9325678e535c35ea54967c5d7151d226
🔍
the little animations after the shooting battles are really cute
>>712790815>parryslop>no interesting combosshouldve made it like ninja gaiden
>>712790165I just completed that "quest". Does the subplot continue into another quest, or is that just how it all ends?
>>712790753I love how high effort the Nikke DLC is.
i wish eve had pubic hair
nig
md5: dd2bd3f62da5316865208490dfa8b78a
🔍
>Wasteland (Reboot Type A and B)
>>712790946so you haven't played it?
>>712791305So I'm not crazy, right? Activating the solar tower makes the music get harder?
>>712788282thats nice, but boobs that are naturally close together are better
>>712790165she was raped before adam saved her
>>712791354it's pretty obvious
his ninja gaiden comment makes it way too obvious
>>712791951you can't rape a robot
>spend multiple hours downloading and fucking around with blender and unreal engine to try and mod out the little maid headband thing from that one hairstyle
>follow a shitty ESL guide step by step
>finally package and export the mod after downloading another 9001 dependencies and libraries
>go ingame
>it doesn't work
fug
>>712791586Yes, once you repower the Wasteland a new song starts up that's more light and optimistic sounding.
Xion also gains lighter music as you return hypercells to it
I've been playing the demo a lot, but I can't afford the game yet. She'd look down on me for sure for being a poorfag.
>>712792343just use PayPal's four payment plan thing then
I've put six hours into the game and I just now got to Xion. Mainly been looking around for all the collectables and dying a lot.
>>712792536I took my time as well. What's the rush?
An hour was spent dying to Corruptor, I lost literally all my money
>>712792380That's not a bad idea anon, I'll look into it
>>712792632>CorruptorI actually beat them on my first try somehow. The first boss was a lot harder for me.
>>712792632You lose money when dying?
You can lose to the "deer but he stands still more" fight?!
>>712792343you get an offline account for like $5
Gigantic
md5: ee7ff032ee4282ef3f05b3fe030c6abf
🔍
We have reached a new peak.
>>712792057https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzFK0xe1wck
>>712792898With that level of grumpiness and that long hair, she looks like Raven Pitsweat!
>>712792898holy moly which outfit is this
>>712792974>she looks like RavenThat's because it is Raven.
>>712793048It's a modded version of Modernia's outfit. From the Nikke DLC. The mod just gets rid of some parts of the outfit. They are actually modeled that big.
>>712793179>That's because it is Raven.God, I can't fucking wait for that sequel announcement.
She better be the protagonist.
>>712792850No, I just kept having to buy grenades and more health items in my failed attempts to cheese it. In the end I had to beat him with just the basic three health items.
i wish i could play as a man
>>712793759People use items?
Adam should have been a more blatant romanceable option literally the whole Adam and Eve reference is right there but devs chickened out.
>>712794016Go beg modders for an Adam bodyswap
>>712794173i want to play as a white man not an arab
>>712794078They probably weighed the pros and cons of giving their sex symbol Eve a ball and chain boyfriend. They decided leaving Eve single would be an overall positive for the lonely men playing her game
i want to subjugate tachy
>>712792057but really, I just want to remove the little headband thing from the gothic hairstyle and the little pearl hairclip from kasim's signature style (the swept bangs that look really good)
I'm too brainlet for this shit ;_;
>>712792974That's an actual fucking pitpussy holy shit
>>712787569 (OP)Oh no I tripped, I sure hope she doesn't accidentally step on me
>>712792898>>712793179God damn Raven is an actual goddess.
>>712796902looks like tachi
How do you unlock more poses and stuff like that?
I did finished the two first photo quests.
Will there be more for the different poses and camera angles?
>bored by the time I get to the great desert
whelp this happened on pa5 as well
how come this game and lies of p have such good hair physics?
>>712797673im trying to push through since i can actually play at 120fps this time around
>>712792384The constant pantyshots with this new outfit are absurd, my new favorite one for sure. Too bad newcuties won't be able to get it until ng++
>>712789027Around 176cm measuring the model in blender
>>712800460https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJtiQa9WTD4
>>712787569 (OP)How would she look down upon me if I'm taller than her? I'm 5'11 (6'0 with my spine unbroken)
>>712787569 (OP)You should have died instead of BEST GIRL TACHY. FUCK YOU EVE!
>>712800837nvm that was some daz Frankenstein model, the actual model based off the cooling suit outfit from the nikke dlc is around 171,16cm tall w heels, about 161,81~cm w/o
>barbie anatomy
it's shit.
>>712792896>buying accountsmay as well just wait until it gets cracked bruh
>>712805060>denuvo >cracked
1
md5: 706433f2d60aa4d583edc11d702d996b
🔍
>>712787569 (OP)the nips going insane
you broke boys could never afford a night with Eve
Raven looks so fucking good because she looks like Kaya.
>>7127919241/10 skirt too long
>>712787569 (OP)Can someone please make a mod that gives Eve a hair bun instead of a ponytail, and another one that allows you to mix and match bangs and hairstyles, and another one that doesn’t limit you to four colors per style?
>>712790165>Random street rats are able to get the drop on her with little to no effort, and if Adam hadn’t intervened, they were going to dissect her for parts, and there wouldn’t have been shit she could have done about it.Is Eve just a shitty Angel or what?
>>712792380>Financing a video gamengmi
>>712810908I used the mod that gave her Tachy’s face, and another that gives her eyeshadow and lipstick, and I’m satisfied with the result.
>>712794078Korean incels would firebomb shift ups offices if they did that
>>712787569 (OP)I do not consort with married women.
>>712811053the only reason EVE made it to the end was thanks to Adam and Lily's upgrades. She would've died in the intro 3 minutes into the game. She's quite average by herself.
>>712787569 (OP)she owes me fresh milk
I just want more mods for other outfits. All of them replace the same costume. I just started so I only have the default ones, but I'm using a mod that makes her ass a little bigger in the diving suit. That's basically all I want, I think Eve's tits are great but I'd like her ass to be a little bigger
Do her clothes more and more ripped the more damage she takes
>>712811460The turrets taking turns doing their rapid-fire stun lock is the most frustrating thing in the game. I pray for the day developers figure out that stun lock is piss-poor design.
>>712811380>>712811053duh eve is the mass produced model. Tachy is the commander model and she is unique. eve is literally the average off the shelf bot
You saw a lot of eve looking corpses in the game
SB6344
md5: ee5ef09f0e56d18242bd2fd70cc9c40e
🔍
SB636
md5: 9cc232a9310a8c4cdafbb27f8235face
🔍
>>712813354@grok is this true
>>712807741The biggest tragedy of Eve having crazy wide hips is that she’s a robutt and can’t get pregnant.
>>712813571thats a glass cage
>>712787569 (OP)Raven should have killed her fucking human loving scum
>>712811053>>712811380>>712813354So what you’re saying is that Eve is made for ryona and humiliation?
>>712813664No she's made for rough sex and cuddling after it
>>712813664pretty much
if mutilverses were real Eve would have died in the first 5 minutes in 99.999999% of them
the only time where she got lucky enough to survive to the end is the game's canon
>>712787569 (OP)I'm glad I'm a manlet, I guess
>>712813664Pretty. You could argue that we’re experience her “good ending” compared to the many extremely possible scenarios where she gets killed, scrapped, raped, etc. or all of the above.
>>712811460Yep, that's when beta or burs skills go brrrr
eve is extremely average
she is mass produced in millions. Tens of millions even.
Tachy is unique cause she stand out, she is commander unit.
Raven is unique cause she is a fucking psycho bot and clingy as fuck. She is defective and that make her unique.
Eve is duhhhhhhhh, she is likes the coca cola bottle you can buy everywhere at the vending machines.
Are there any outfits that show less skin?
Call me old fashioned but I like pretty girls in more elegant clothing or cool looking clothes. Going too hard on the sex appeal is jarring with the gameplay.
>>712811460> 3 turret bots in the desert>if you haven't upgraded your sword enough and fail to kill them fast enough them shoot mortar strikes that just kill you on the spotThat said fuck lurkers though. They also happen to ambush you while you're fighting something else
I like this game a lot but man, the inputs for those two counter moves where your sword glows always trip me up since I always panic and do the opposite one.
>>712814343spend 3-5 hours fucking up the inputs then go to bed. Sleep. Your brain will figures it out for you when you wake up.
>>712814343There's actually a lot fucking neat shit buried in the counter skill tree but god damn I don't have the time to be thinking of those if I'm actually fighting a boss. Chances are I will just do basic 3 button combos to build up beta and spam quadruplet
I want a mod of Tachy's suit with the bomberman jacket from the 3rd diving suit.
>>712814501Time to learn blender then anon. Actually I think there's a documentation out there on how to mode UE games.
I'm a poorfag and I hate that by the time I'll buy this game there will be no more fast stellar blade threads. Feels bad.
>beat the game again, start NG++
>finally make it back to the wasteland
>swapping outfits as usual
>put on one of the Nier outfits, the music from the game starts playing
>get instant PTSD and depression
I really love this game too, but goddamn. Nier:A left one of the strongest, most lasting impressions on me out of any game I've played in the last 30 something years. The soundtrack just instantly takes me back and fucks my mind up all over again, same with the Song of the Ancients from Replicant
>>712814238Raven is unique in that not only was she probably the commander unit of her squad, she was also one of the early EVE models. You'll notice this when we dismember her and her insides are more cybernetic than the flesh and blood insides of later 7th airborne like Tachy.
i will now spend the morning hunting down the newest outfits they've added. the only two i've found so far by accident were very boring to me, pic rel being the better one
>>712814675Isn't Eve also pretty flesh and blood though?
>>712815624Well that's exactly what he meant - raven seems to be more robotic while eve/tachy are a bit more fleshy.
Not sure if squad numbering has anything to do with when they were produced though.
>>712814675 Yeah, good catch. That whole segment where you rip Raven apart and see her wiring and servos actually made me rewind the cutscene. It’s subtle, but it sells how much older-gen and battle-worn she really is. Like she skipped the synthetic flesh upgrades entirely and just powered through. It even kinda explains her instability—she’s running outdated emotional subroutines on raw combat firmware. They don’t make ‘em like that anymore.
Lily is fully robot inside
This thread needs a reminder
>finally decide to try and master the counter system on perfect dodges and parries
>decide Scarlet might as well be the practice
Man I really don't like how you gotta first hold triangle or square and then on top of that double tap triangle + circle for those combos. I always seem to fuck it up.
>>712816018That looks like quitter talk to me.
That you should stay on Discord.
What is this bitches personality anyway
Is she as cold and haughty as she looks?
>>712816665Raven?
Yandere obsessed with the Elder Naytiba's cock.
>>712816665She hates water, likes collecting cans, hates lesbians, is kind to children, and just an all around good hearted person, well robot. I don't know what else to describe other than she's basically just your average mute JRPG character who does what she's told by quest givers and helps people out of genuine kindness and as a result is a bit naive to other people's malicious intentions.
>>712816665Sweeter than she looks, but dumber than she looks too.
>>712817145Eve being stupid and naive is honestly one of her charm points.
>>712816665She's literally the autistic gf anon wishes for
>>712816665She has no personality to speak of. Gooks can't write.
>>712817083>hates lesbiansShe just doesn't like how Roxxane is mercilessly flirty with her. After all she is pretty gay for Tachy herself.
>>712816665Kind girl who dresses like a whore
>>712793260>She better be the protagonist.Unlikely considering she's missing both of her fucking arms but Shift Up is a gacha dev and they seem to just... Give people what they want so it wouldn't surprise me if she just randomly became playable outta nowhere
>>712814627That won't be an issue fren
>Eve has no personality!
Yeah, thats the entire fucking point of the game. She comes down from space a brain washed child soldier and learns about the real world and all the lies shes been fed during her very short life, and then your final choice decides what she does with that info. This isn't Nier where 2B is pretending to be someone she isn't to cover her true intentions, Eve is an innocent girl who ends up being the salvation or destruction of the planet
>>712794307Denim skirt is one of my favorite outfits. Makes her ass bigger and flashes it more during the cinematic moves.
>>712817616>child soldierMore like a human, but one raised solely for war and given no context of anything else relevant to being a person.
can I find glasses in game or are those DLC only?
Do you think when Mother Sphere created Eve, she made her... fully equipped?
>>712817270Something something girls are the cutest when they’re almost retarded.
>>712818032Thats the thing, we don't know anything about how long they lived up in space before they were sent down to fight. They could've been alive for years, weeks or months - they mightve literally popped up the mold, trained for a few hours and got in the drop pods. Either way, when she comes down she is completely naive and amazed by everything she sees, and spends the rest of the game"growing up" in the face of the facts
>>712817616Yes, the writing blows.
>>712819043drop your steam tag and i will buy you a copy of the game just to spite this tranny (won't do more than 3 tho)
>>712790203Got my hopes up with that too.
I'm 20 hours into the game and am still unsure if Eve is a human or android. She keeps using the colloquial "we" when talking about human things, Lily has done the same
>>712819043Yea, the CEO of the game said that the writing was secondary to making a good action game, since this was their first non gacha game. The story was very straightforward and he didn't think it would be hard for anyone to guess what was gonna happen. Are you gonna tell me that you play games like Devil May Cry and Sekiro for the riveting storylines? Do you watch porn for the plot as well?
>>712819434And the "action" in this game blows too. It's shallow ice-skating garbage with EPIC CINEMATIC DODGING and EPIC CINEMATIC PARRYING. No depth, no skill and no challenge. That's what you expect from South Koreans.
Also, for the record Devil May Cry has actually memorable characters and there are story elements in Sekiro one could find interesting. South korean writing and gameplay is garbage, like their country and culture.
>>712819725What's the reason for this specific brand of anti korean schitzo? The trannies and the GCJ kids I get. Are the anti korea schitzos a spin off of them? Or do they have a completely different mental illness and just so happen to converge to couter signaling this game a full year after its initial release?
>>712787569 (OP)Is there a lore reason for this? Did the sex bots rise up?
>>712819365That's sort of the point. Read the lore tidbits you find and do sidequests.
That said, Eve and Lily are human in their eyes at least.
>>712819365She’s probably “human” but with obvious cybernetic augments and was probably grown in a tube or pulled out of some kind of android meat vat ala Fallout 4.
>>712819969>anti-KoreanHe's just using whatever shtitposting works to shit on the game.
>>712820278>using whatever shtitposting worksMore like trying desperately to find anything that works
>>712820207Does that mean she performs normal bodily functions (with her butt) ?
>>712820063>>712820207Oh ok I was wondering if that was the case or if I'm retarded or missed something. I've only just gotten to the great desert. I'm doing every sidequest and exploring thoroughly but not reading any lore I pick up at all. If it's not stated through dialogue I don't know about it
I assume the lack of cybernetic augments on 90% of outfits is entirely a stylistic choice and doesn't mean anything
>>712787946this fight was so fucking shit
dodges would straight up not work sometimes even if you had the same exact timing
>>712787569 (OP)need to see her get swallowed whole by a monster while wearing as little as possible
Please tell me there's kaya mods
I like most of the outfits aside from the jackets and cloaks that feel out of place.
Her eyebrows look fukkin dumb.
>>712790165genuinely what was the point of this? It came out of nowhere and the cutscene was quite elaborate for a sidequest that was immediately swept aside after it was done. Really felt like it's just there for doujin bait lmao
>>712821561Feels like a cut storyline repurposed for a sidequest.
I got the six new outfits that are available to for where i am in the story right now, some of these are fucking great
>>712821326I dont mind them that much, but next game needs full makeup/brow options for sure
>>712821843Really like this one, looks a bit like the virgin killer sweater mod i keep seeing here
>>712821935This is probably my favorite so far though, although it feels a bit more military than office lady to me. I am also remembering that this game made me look up 3 point lighting last year, never had this much fun with photo mode
>>712821326Thick eyebrows are extremely based
They should go full dress up in the next game. Doesn't need a character creator, just give us customizable makeup sets, eyelashes, brows, freckles, moles
also the ability to select poses outside of photo mode
>>712817305>She has no personality to speak ofFactually wrong, try actually playing the game, or are you claiming she has "no personality" because she's not some brainless, violent cunt like in so much Japanese media.
>>712823198Read his other comments, he hasn't touched the game. He just hates Korea (which is usually deserved)
>>712819969Being anti-korean is just called having basic awareness. The entire nation is worthless. They only feature the shitty parts of japan mixex with negative american trends. Nothing they've released EVER had any actual value or objective quality to it.
>>712823347the perpetrator and (You) both sound like massive redditors.
Describe 2B's personality then
>>712822474She's just ANGRY.
>>712823198>raging over japanDamn, gooks are pathetic. I know that the "no personality" thing can really feel personal to a south korean, but damn.
>>712787569 (OP)The endings in this game fucking suck but Eve is hot as fuck
>>712817560>Unlikely considering she's missing both of her fucking armsAnon, one of the earliest quests in Stellar Blade is about getting a replacement pair of legs for another woman.
>>712793179Which face mod are you using? There's a few on nexus
What soft of official Eve merchandise/toys should Shift Up make?
Does anyone know if every mod is currently a replacer? I see you can download raven's hair just as an optional file but I can't work out if it's adding the hair or replacing an existing one
https://www.nexusmods.com/stellarblade/mods/203?tab=files
>>712826508cum sharking time!
>>712821561>Really felt like it's just there for doujin bait lmaoThis game is basically tailor-made for generating “bad end” doujin scenarios, are you really that surprised?
coomchad
md5: 0f884307a37690ad10a25f1b07f57432
🔍
>>712792706>>712792706>>712792706We are on the verge of possibilities in gaming that were mere pipe dreams half a decade ago. people dont know it yet but SOON we are going to have AAA games with individual armpit hair strands being fully modeled and ray traced with real time physics based movement. 8k armpit textures. REAL TIME SWEAT PHYSICS where your character sweats more the more she moves around. DLC packs of 20 different pubic hair styles with higher geometry counts than entire xbox 360 character models.
>>712826818>This game is basically tailor-made for generating “bad end” doujin scenariosuhh not really
>>712825737Nendos
I'd buy a Tachy nendoroi in a heartbeat
>>712800689>locking costumes at a point where you're already done with the gameI hate this shit so fucking much
>>712825737So far there is a statue planned, two full silicone titanium skeleton figures and I've heard Animeister approached to do the anime fig. Freeing are also in the running for statues.
I'd like a Hyperbody Eve, though I know Revoltech are looking to expand their super articulate waifus
>>712801990You're on the ground
>>712813571Unless you choose....
>>712814239There's a wide variety of looks.
>>712816665She's polite and naïve
GIB
md5: 18b0278136b006d29dba5eb7f10949e7
🔍
>>712819725You've never played this game
>>712819365The voiceover in the Memory Tower says that humans upgraded themselves with cybernetics long ago, like replacing the heart with the bodycell, the exospine, etc, and that's why they can breathe underwater, withstanding crushing pressure, etc, and swap out for robotic parts like many residents in Xion. So they still consider themselves human, just cybernetic. There's a little more to it than that but that's part of the plot.
>>712828090I took that as being separate to whatever Eve and co are
>>712828192Eve specifically is an Angel, a supersoldier custom designed to fight Naytiba. The people of the orbiting Colony have also been separated from those in Xion for many decades, they didn't even know there were survivors on Earth.
>>712823527Overly emotional fembot desperately trying to hide her pain and anger at having to repeatedly kill the man she loves
Weird how pc fags think this game selling well on pc is a good thing. It just shows that there's way more literal incels on pc than anywhere else. I actually give props to ps5 users now. I guess they actually get sex since every one of them didn't just rush out to buy this immediately like the pathetic vermin pc users did
Have any of you ever had sex???
>>712825726I use this one https://www.nexusmods.com/stellarblade/mods/290. Mainly because I can't get the mod with a simplified version of her hair to work.
>>712814239Show less skin or show less curves?
Technically the Planet Diving Suits (the bodysuits) don't show skin.
>>712814239Anon there's 100 costumes and only 30 or so are actually lewd.
>>712828597Upvoted xister!
>>712787569 (OP)Man, they are really running out of bait at this point, theyre just throwing the whole pole into the water. This is getting pathetic
>>712823487Well thats just wrong. Korean culture has had a ton of impact over the last two decades, more than the japanese has in the mainstream.
I dont much care for it, but Kpop and doramas have been all the rage for a while now, and korean shows like Squid Game have been very sucessful world wide.
Korean cinema is also really high quality while being very discernably different from western cinema, which is quite a breath of fresh air, especially since Hollywood can only churn out gay ulgy slop.
Korea also has a very competitive electronics industry, and their cellphones are top of the line. Easily among the best.
Videogames have been a squarely Japan exclusive industry in east asia for decades, and the Chinese and Koreans have only just begun to inch into AAA gaming while previously being confined in mobile games. so far im impressed by the level of quality and the general good atittude most of these games have. Stellar Blade and Wukong are complete packages of great action games that while theyre clearly inspired by a number of japanese action games like Sekiro and DMC, they are very different in other areas and manage to have their own identity. more competition can only be a good thing.
Fucking hell I cannot play this game because I keep jerking off after playing it for a bit
Can I buy the Deluxe Edition rewards after buying the base game or is it locked out/significantly more expensive?
>>712829872I think you just pay the extra ten bucks and everything you didnt have unlocks
>>712828412This isnt personality, this is just the plot.
2B is just whatever the Rei archetype is called. I dont particularly find 2B to be a very compelling character. Nier is just misery porn trying to jerk out an emotional reaction out of you by being overly gritty and dark. But this is impossible because 2B is just not an interesting character outside of her design. Stellar Blade also gets away with is because you can dress Eve which ever way you like, but 2Bs design is too ridiculous to take the drama seriously. Or maybe its the drama itself thats too ridicuous to be taken seriously.
That being said, its complete retardation to think that good writitng is just tacking on however many character archetypes and quirks you can into a single character. EVE and 2B dont need to be emoting or have a different personality every scene for them to be entertaining and, unlike the troons and the feminists will have you believe, a character being pretty and hot is part of their overall charm, if not the main part of their charm.
>>712829872Use an downloadable content unlocker
>>712787685I played that game earlier today! What a coincidence.
>>712829419That's how I was when I played it last year. I hadn't jerked off to a character in game like that for a long time.
>>712829419You gotta learn how to game and goon bro
what do u guys find attractive in eve? the black outlines they put in every crease in this game make her look so ugly
For my Nikke bros, I found the gacha music as a turntable song, anyone know if meditations in as well? I'm pretty early into the wasteland
>>712830718A lot of her outfits have that hip fat pinch that comes from having the perfect amount of chub, which drives me wild. Also girls with thick eyebrows are incredibly underrated.
>>712830496You probably heard about it because of me.
Everyone that likes android girls and/or minesweeper should play it!
>>712830718She is hot. If you can't see it because of your autism then whatever. You don't have to like her, but she is objectively attractive.
>>712830818It is, as is Welcome Back, Commander and a few other choice tracks
>>712829898post mod PLEASE
>>712830718>What do I find attractive about a near perfectly proportioned waifu that dresses up in cool/cute/sexy sci-fi gear.Eve is a gift, it helps that I like the kind of fashion that's in the game. Athletic body without being too toned, ample breasts but not massive and glorious hips.
She's a joy to watch in motion.
>>712831876https://www.patreon.com/posts/stellar-blade-131259949
:)
>>712830718I have no clue
Do any of the DLCs add anything in terms of gameplay, and if so is it enough to be worth it?
>>712832641>nikke bonus mod>at least one boss>pink latex suit >pet the dog
>eve was the middle ground girl
>her BFF is the "light/thin" one
We needed a "heavy" girl who uses STR movesets with giant tits and giant guns who was slightly chubby
>>712830718this is the dumbest post i've read all hour
>>712832641The dlcs add some sidequests so it's not like they are just costumes and that's it, but they are not very long. The Nikke dlc has some Nikke mini games and an exclusive boss.
>>712830718I actually don't like how doll-esque the females look in this game, but apart from that her ass, tits and thighs still look great.
>>712833639Raven's the str build
Her tits are also noticeably bigger.
I wish I had a big titty yandere girl who kills all the competition.
95646
md5: 576ac433ab47a4deba155375bc8ae332
🔍
>>712834046The dollness is what I like
>>712834473He's aware that he would need to release full modding tools to let people do things like add new Beta skills, right? Or make a new area?
>>712834473And he's right. Modders need time. But also he's double right because QoL mods and shit like that >>>>>>> lewd outfits.
>>712834829For me, it's tasteful lewdness.
Outfits that juuust barely are beyond what the base game has.
>>712834473>git gud fagsHonestly kind of based but I'm not sure what he expects modders to do? Also has he seen the first person mod? That shit's good.
>>712788282mmm which mod is this
>>712787569 (OP)Is this the thread?
You Just Know
>>712835431learn how to read
>>712835431Can you literally read what you replied you fucking retard?
>>712820640Skill issue, can confirm that all dodges and parries do work when you git gud.
>>712834829Lewd mods are based and gameplay mods will take a lot longer to make. Just stop making them replace the diving suit socI can use more than one at a time
>you can't go up this slope
>to get up there you go up another slope from the other side with the exact same angle
>>712829419Weird. I think her design looks good and is very sexy but I have not even be so much as slightly aroused while playing. Too busy killing shit or dying to guard turrets.
>bimbo mod got updated
matte or glossy?
jgfghhfg
md5: cb6bbf0a5d18fd55d1b7cad4eaddd8eb
🔍
>>712838131Both, swap based on whether the area has water or not.
>>712838498Stop posting your drivel. You're not impressing anyone and it's the most pathetic shitposting I have ever seen in my entire life.
What are the settings to get this to not look like a blurry mess on steam deck?
>>712830515How do you finish this game when you hve to urge to spurt ot your genes across her butt.
>>712838131>bimbo modYou have my attention. Would you mind linking it? Is it on nexus?
sb2341
md5: 6ed99c245386155db1cdaa5a2a30d5a5
🔍
>>712840946>go to a campsite>go into photo mode>pose Eve in whatever position is hottest to you>coom>continue okaying until the urge rises again
>>712834224They arent really bigger especially if you give eve her outfit
>>712787569 (OP)Airborne huh?..
>Starts singing Blood Upon the Risers and reciting Airborne Cadenceshttps://youtu.be/VWgsdexkv18?feature=shared
gfhhffhg
md5: 363a63310a247be3eb282cb8a5692406
🔍
cgfhnfhg
md5: e5e190694851dcecd260bde29a5706e7
🔍
>>712841609With her ass jiggling like that i could barely handle 10 minutes before needing to share my genes.
sb6rt54
md5: 935c49dd46b5fc57d29a32078e9363a4
🔍
hffhghfg
md5: 3cdec25d7b6b7ee1c7b25bf6bc796ee6
🔍
fthfg
md5: b0de87fd414a05d7a2105650408ff731
🔍
I would buy this game if it wasnt a mid ass fuck action game with a boring setting and story.
hgfgh
md5: 0b97d4bf199fdf2b3befcf3179215080
🔍
>>712841609Gross.
I don't understand how this even turns anyone on. I think she looks nice and appealing, don't get me wrong but come on now
ghghhfg
md5: bffd6bdb18084d11fb8f1f7a4a19e908
🔍
>>712842172Fuck off poobar
hghgsdf
md5: 1187057d66d81030f48ab4c581a9812f
🔍
fhggffg
md5: 3d8b7ad38299b6d7e5825f3aa9cb581e
🔍
What is it about this game in particular that attracts so many schizo haters. They can't stand that it's successful?
>>712842242You would never play the game if it wasnt for coom.
I have money and jerk off to porn instead.
What language do I play this game in?
The english dub is fucking abysmal but korean is a gross sounding language. How's the japanese cast?
>>712842464You sound israeli
>>712842474Why would you buy this game instead of jerking off to the existing porn.
The game is seen as shit anyway.
>>712842464Actually I would. I love parrykino, the sexiness is just icing on the cake. You would never play it if it didn't have hot girls because you don't play video games. You just shitpost about them because you are a loser.
Eve has seen all your posts and is very, very disappointed.
>>712842464ok what do you do with the other 59 mins and 59 seconds?
>>712842563The demo was fun to play
>>712842656Play an actual good game.
>>712842636>This one small mechanic isnt to badWow.
The fact that parry is the biggest thing for your game speks volume of how mid and boring it is.
>>712842464>jerk off to porn instead.I'm sure you do.
>>712842464>>712842563>>712842826>>712842172Shut the fuck up retard and stop trying to tell me what to do.
>>712842474I've been happy with the Japanese
>>712842826>The fact that parry is the biggest thing for your game speks volume of how mid and boring it is.IS VERY BORRING SAAR, DO NOT BUYING THIS GAME PLEAS
>>712842905Did the regret coming in?
Did you realize that you wasted 60 bucks for a game you will forget about once you ejaculate?
All that for the same thing you could have achieved for watching free eve porn?
>>712843079>Did the regret coming in?
holy shit this guys such a raging ESL retard, lmao
>>712843060>YOU CAN BLOCK IN THIS ACTION GAMEStellarstandards are trash
eve
md5: c75040e60d73a9358de2cedd1f9eea52
🔍
>>712787569 (OP)>Change outfits>body proportions completely changelow effort coomer slop
>>712843175This is gonna blow your mind...
You can even JUMP in this game, unlike the new God of War games
>>712843079>Did the regret coming in?>you could have achieved for watching free eve pornI see we've reached the English breaking down section of the thread, poobar. You may commence your traditional flailing seething about South Korea now.
>>712843161Its fun to see you seethe over reality.
>>712843079Is doing the language for to very hard yes?
>>712843254>JumpingDamn this game has the same standards as the NES era
>>712842826I didn't say that though retard-kun
>>712787685what game is this
>>712843281>4chan>realityLmao. Whats funny is that youre going to live in these threads for the rest of your life, swearing this game isn't successful even when we're talking about the sequel and its inevitable DLC
>>712843079The shitposter is an ESL, of course. Giving the thirsld world internet was a mistake
Did you guys know that caring about grammar in arguments is a free concession confession?
Guess i must be right cause there is no argument to buying this game when porn exist
>>712842993did they finally release a mod with the zero suit that has accurate proportions and has the suit tear off as you take damage?
Why do fictional women cause so much seethe on the internet?
>equip 2B set
>look up her skirt
>eve kicks you just like 2B does
soul
>>712843184Anon... it's literally the same body. You understand clothes shapes, bodies...right?
>>712843656Her body literally changes you retard
>>712843551Women thrive on attention, anything that takes it away from them is a threat. When all other options are exhausted, the woman uses her holes as a last resort, saying things like "Thats why you never have sex." Its exactly how these threads play out every time, but the strange part is the people saying these things here are mentally ill men
>>712843656He's not wrong, she actually has 3 different body models for her different outfits. Her body shape changes drastically depending on the clothes
>>712842563I would actually, game's actually fun.
Now, would I have HEARD of the game if it wasn't for the glorious shitstorm Eve's ass caused, thus allowing me to actually buy and play the game? Who knows, maybe in some /v/ recommendation thread down the line, but probably not on release.
>>712843551in her case it's Korea that's got the ESL raging, he has some kind of pathetic grudge against the country and will say anything, no matter how untrue or hypocritcal
>>712843828It always amazes me the things that trigger the autistics on this board. It must be so hard being on the spectrum, especially when you live in a third world shithole
>>712843783>but the strange part is the people saying these things here are mentally ill menOh, what a world we live in.
>>712844178Never, ever forget how hypocritical the other side is.
>>712843184Nanomachines, son.
>>712841516https://www.nexusmods.com/stellarblade/mods/347
>>712843783>Left side: Tits hanging with modicum support>Right side: Tits cupped and fully supported giving her cleavage4chan never touched a woman before?
SB Tachy
md5: 786a5afbcadf0d2e0fa2a13f40a94c09
🔍
>>712844463Thanks bro, appreciate it
>>712844545In this pic
>>712843184 her cheeks hang freely in both swimsuits and clearly she has more cake in the red one. It's an absolutely baffling decision by the devs, because adhering to a single body frame would have kept proportions consistent and possibly saved time when adding new outfits.
>>712843813>Games are funIf they arent mid shit like this one
>>712845509Name the last 5 games you played and enjoyed, since you love video games so much.
>running around and taking pictures
>game gives me a camera and tells me to take more pictures
You got it, boss
>>712845601>SHUT UP KOREA AAAAAAHHHHJust predicting
>>712845601>IF YOU DONT LIKE STELLAR BLADE YOU DONT LIKE GAMINGkek
Kingdom hearts 2 FM
Baldurs gate enhanced edition
Fire emblem Three houses
Devil may cry 5
Fire emblem Engage
IMG_5289
md5: b1f3cd88d5bcfdc799d81afe1901d14d
🔍
>>712845504>she has more cake in the red oneThe stockings push up fat into her glutes, its not bigger you stupid blind fuck
1
md5: 2e544b473bdcddb9cd3fd78ee5a667e0
🔍
>>712787569 (OP)gooner
gooner
gooner
gooner
gooner
>>712845704Give him some credit, he is cleary an avid gamer who spends all the time he isn't bitching about Stellar Blade finishing one game after another. Why else would he be so adamant when questioning the quality of another game?
>>712845853>Never posts gameplay>Only ass and boobs cause actual game is trash.
>>712845859This week the PC gamer reviewer gave this game a 6, saying that the gameplay was good and the game looked great, but the story wasn't very strong. If you look at his bio, he states he loves playing games like Call of Duty, lmao
The double standards are actually laughable
show_off
md5: 3ef06c48b90b633ce523ee2b77d372ba
🔍
>>712794078>mfw I just realized after 90 hours tonight that Lily is supposed to be Lilith in the Adam/Eve symbolismBravo Anno
>>712846010Playin COD and having opinions about stories can cooexist retard
>>712845996Who are you quoting?
plap
md5: 8c0e09535097559888474c93223ad34a
🔍
>>712842563That's FUD spread by Eve deniers. Yes, I initially bought it for her fat Korean tits and ass, but the game is actually very enjoyable. Masterpiece? No. I think a game is good if I spend $60+ on it, which is a lot of money, and I don't regret it. I didn't regret it so that means the game is good. Simple. That's all there is to it.
>>712843550No. But I'd love to see this in tatters
>>712846129Shitty brainrot coomrs dont even know how 4chan works lol.
They are made to fuck with themselfs.
>>712846113CODniggers do not have valid opinions about anything, same as FIFAspics and all the other retards that buy the same game year after year shut the fuck up
>>712846206>themselfsThe ESL has been in this thread ignoring posts that directly shit on his narrative, I see
>>712845705>KH2Kingdom Hearts is a shit franchise for manchildren
>Any FE gameShit tactics games made for coomers far far more than anything in SB. Go play Tactics Ogre faggot.
>DMC5Of course you'd name the casual entry. Bet you haven't even played DMC3, much less DMC1
Only decent pick is Baldur's Gate. Did you even finish or was the lack of shitty cutscenes like BG3 which clearly got you to play the older ones turn you off?
>>712846295>Nigger wants games>Gets games>Niggers goes into a mental gymnatic meltdown chain on why each game totally doesnt countSomehow Stellarcucks think they are supeior hile no woman would touch an incel like you.
>>712842563Spent 90€, feel pretty gud. Didn't jerk to EVE once though. Just like I don't go to a museum to look at pictures or statues of aesthetically pleasing women to jerk it in front of it.
>>712846449>get told his taste is shit>has a melty
>>712842563>existing porn.SIRS
>>712846454Peony
Yorha Cermonial
>>712846523>I totally not jerk off to eve>Has lewd eve pics in his desk driveCoomers try to lie but even that fails
So is he indian? I thought jeets loved coomer games, why is he throwing a fit over this one?
>>712846669So you jack off every single time you see a picture of a scantily dressed or attractive female? This thread must be really wearing you out
>>712846729Paid. Same group that was seething over Clair Obscur. Though this game attracts way more mentally deficient troons
>>712846792I do yes.
And unlike you guys i dont waste 60 bucks on a game which ican play only 3 minutes before ejaculating.
I watch porn instead which actualy has sex and nudity giving me what i want and not the 60 cuck pack of a game who doesnt let you play naked.
those guys that said SB would flop are crashing out right now
>>712845705show us your playtime in each
I dont even think eve is hot either.
Her being a robot makes her feel metallic and cold and honestly not to pleasant to jerk off to.
>>712846925>I do NOT shit on beaches and streets, saaars
>i totally not jerk off>desk driveGoddamn this is good shit, a true ESL minstrel show
>>712846925So you admit you jack off EVERY TIME YOU SEE A WOMAN, then spend all day telling other people who are talking about a recently released game to just go watch porn? So you're a groomer, is that the message you're trying to get across? You want other people to jack off to the same things you are into?
>>712845996Here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/@_ONGBAL/search?query=stellar%20blade
>>712846729He's a slav from sharty.
>>712787569 (OP)What are you doing, Eve?
you know im surprised he has time to shitpost on here in between scamming old white people in his call center scams
>>712846925Damn no wonder bro hates this game. Every screenshot and webm makes him cum, it must be so exhausting.
>>712847106>Going to grammarI accept your concession
>Talk about recent gameNo you gus talk about ass and boobs instead of the actual game cause its evidently mid and boring.
>Y-YOURE GROOMER!!!Am i mysogenist rapist sexist racist and a nazi to now?
>>712847349>its evidently mid and boring.I'll ask you again, since you ignored me the first time. Name 5 games you recently played and enjoyed. Don't even have to new releases. Tell us what games count as good and exciting to (You).
>>712847349anon, your grammar being shit is being pointed out because this is an English language image board and you can't speak the language correctly, trying to blame others for noticing is not an argument
>>712847349How is your english getting worse and worse lol calm down and proofread.
>>712847349>if you is for point at grammer....the win come me to!
>>712847519He already answered this one
>Kingdom hearts 2 FM>Baldurs gate enhanced edition>Fire emblem Three houses>Devil may cry 5>Fire emblem EngageOverall shit taste.
Which combos do the most damage? I noticed square - triangle - square - triangle is pretty powerful
>>712847519>I ask you againAlready did retards
Is your screen filled with cum or why cant you see it?
>>712847532>English language boardYet thhe world doesnt consist of british people and americans retard
>>712847570>YoutubeLmao some rando?
You guys dont care about the gameplay only to play it to goon?
Wasting 60 dollars even tho you could achieve the same but better with all fetishes for free?
>>712847737>Another coomer art but no gameplayEven when i bring up the gameplay the anon gave up after saiyng that this game has a jump button because he knew this game sucks
>>712847782I can't understand what you are saying man
>>712847782If youre so anti coomer, why do you keep insisting people watch porn? Do you have a porn addiction? You admitted to jacking off everytime you see a sexy woman, this is starting to sound like you have a mental problem
>stop talking about stellar blade
no i dont think i will
>>712847782You mean like the "muh shallow deceptive" video you keep spamming for the past year because it has a negative title?
>>712847865>If youre losing, just pretend you dont understand the other person
>>712787569 (OP)Eve acting like a bitch.
>>712847349Yes youre also a tranny
>>712847782>>712847861>show gameplay!>noo not like that!
best to ignore this clown until he deletes himself
>>712847861>>>712758489this post, its replies and most of this thread from last night are giving an anon criticism about how much he sucks for dying to easy enemies and bosses for so long
>>712847934I really want Raven to be the next protagonist, because she's gonna be a smug slutty bitch.
>>712847898I never was anti porn.
I just make fun of you guys for wasting 60 bucks even tho it ould have been easier to jsut watch porn
raven bros its time
https://x.com/i/status/1934708152101933299
file
md5: 404f02dc0724e9a53bde7f9796e0f043
🔍
>>712847673At launch against the training room robot.
>>712847782>links quality gameplay by a well known excellent player of action games>nuh uh! won't watch! Because you don't care about "gameplay". At all.
>>712848016No, this is really fucking funny. I'm used to idiots raiding these threads, but they usually have a few other discord fags with them, this is a solo retard on a mission to tell people how much he likes jacking off to porn
>>712847934>>712848093Eve just goes around mogging everyone
>>712848029>Game is so shit that ou need to look at the arvchies to find something about the actual gameLol i take the good without wasting 6 bucks you cuck!
>>712848201Man, you are really fucking bad at this.
>>712848114They gender swapped Kojak? Will it NEVER end!?
I'm really fucking bored with the game so far. I just got the 2nd Hyper Drive, how far along am I. I feel like I got scammed by the Stalker boss fight in the demo, the rest of the game hasn't been nearly as entertaining.
>>712848273So bad that all of you guys gang up on me?
If i was bad no one would care but the truth is i speak the truth and the reality of you guys wasting 60 bucks for something porn offers for free but better is something you cant ignore.
But you try by constantly etittling me as shit.
I am the persercutor poor me
>>712848380>Game turns out to be boring mid slop.Cant wait for the comments below telling you that it was a total worthwhile investment.
Just watch porn of your favpourite character and refund the game anon.
I love beautiful women bros.
>>712787569 (OP)Night at the bar
>>712848476Nice puffers ma'am
>>712848476Which is why i love weatching beautifull porn of them isntead of wasting 60 bucks to get less naked skin and more mid boring action slop gameplay.
>>712848380You just got out of altess levoire? You're about 1/3 of the way through. theres better boss fights ahead for sure but theres a lot left to go, especially if you do all the side quests
>>712848573>HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LIKE JACKING OFF TO PORN YET?
>>712848574If the bosses were so good then why is noone talking about them?
All you guys are doing is to goon voer eves ass without actually playnig the game lolololololol
>>712848658>Guy who jerkes off to eve wants to tell me how annoying it is wanting to jerk off to eve in a eve gooner thread.Coomertards.
lmao his english is getting worse the madder he gets
The final back to back four bosses is a great climax, all good fights. The instadeath attack from the Unidentified Naytiba is a little bullshit but still a cool fight, and Democrawler, Raven and Providence were superb.
>>712848618I watched porn for free where she got fucked in a bar isntead of playing the game for 60 bucks getting no sex scene and getting scammed like that.
>>712848694This is a photo i took of the second to last boss stomping on my face when I was fighting her the other day, thougheverbeit
>>712848813this is an actual "DO NOT REDEEEM" level meltdown
elder
md5: 03c83e24694b525286289cb92811923d
🔍
this motherfucker on hard made me lose my sanity
>>712848694Why don't you cry some more about it?
I like how these coomtards are talking aout bosses as soon as i mention how they just goon.
They just never want to admit how much money they waste.
Their genes will never touch a woman.
>>712849032Where you gonna move the goal posts next, anon?
>>712848136We already knew that.
D1G-g2r
md5: 6f86d91046d6c13d4d7a8b0fafb9328b
🔍
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfKeqTgaDhU
>>712849158I watch porn of her getting fucked with that outfit.
You watch her being sexy but never fucked after paying 60 buck like a cuck.
I win i laugh.
hq720
md5: 82c77665bc5548fd9d5f68bd28f195e2
🔍
>>712787569 (OP)I wouldn't say a single word to them, I would listen to what they had to say. And that's what no one did.
I can't help but notice the ESL spamming this thread hasn't posted a single image. You guys think he's ranged banned from image posting?
>>712849478Yeah, how come he never posts any examples of his supposed great porn? Guess his beloved porn doesn't have any sexplay.
spammer9
md5: 5c3073389db3c29254404671dce43853
🔍
why the fuck is he repeating himself?
>>712849478>Stellartard ragint that i aint cuck posting eve picks like you guysWhy are eve tards so pathetic?
Mod for Orca suit that removes the jacket and gives her a dump truck butt and thighs when?
Also every outfit needs a variant with the bomber jacket.
>POST PORN A SITE SITE WHERE ITS ILLEGAL
You guys are so dumb holy shit xD
I am laughing my ass off
Can you pay someone from a third-world country to spam places like 4chan?
>Well Eve, you just got jumped and raped by 3 NPC goons
>And here's double jump!
Uh
>>712849571He didn't say "eve picks". He said image.
>>712849718Imagine being this mad that someones right
time to go to the space elevator... or do a lot of fishing.
>>712849710Porn is not illegal.
>>712849549gpt does that if you dont feed it enough variables
>>712849835>Basically the same thing>I AM AN AMERICUNT AND THE WORDING MEANS A LOT!!!Your english teacher will never fuck you so give up
I really enjoy the PC gameplay, how about you guys?
>>712849849The Alpha can wait.
>>712849950>You have not eaten any food today>So what if I didn't eat an apple today, doctor!?
>>712849969Gameplay and gooning are 2 different things anon...
>>712849969Mods like this look stupid to me. She looks just fine as she is in the game.
>>712849950>legitimately doesn't understand what was just said to himAnd that is why we require English speakers on this American image board.
>>712850038>>712850204>Same thing>NOOOOOO GRAMMAR THINK ABOUT THE GRAMMAR REEEEEE
sb83421
md5: ec5d9c92cdc57d25eed731e461d11ed6
🔍
>>712850274>still unable to parse what was said to himSad
holding off on buying until the taimanin mod is released
>>712850678Why buy the game if its not for the gameplay.
Safe your money and goon to porn instead then.
Just got to the 2nd gun only dungeon. Why do these exist?
Less arguing, more butt cheeks
>>712850854for flavour. it's a little bit crap that the second one ends in another Maelstrom instead of a unique human
>>712850678>taimanin modGood taste.
Do you guys prefer the PS5 or PC version?
>>712851705that hat and hair combo is so cute on her
>>712850678This game needs Symphogeah mods
>>712850854Guns are almost useless until middle of NG+ after you upgrade the shit out of them. Then they start one shotting very basic enemies, like the small rolly guys
>>712849806Tits love Lily, especially her fat cock