Thread 712789975 - /v/ [Archived: 990 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:27:03 AM No.712789975
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Was it really that bad?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:28:46 AM No.712790050
Yeah
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:29:50 AM No.712790104
>>712789975 (OP)
Worse than Dragon's Dogma 2, desu.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:30:26 AM No.712790140
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didn't modern audiences ask for this?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:32:10 AM No.712790232
>trying to pass off non-binary unironically

Yes
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:39:26 AM No.712790576
>>712789975 (OP)
i played a few hours of it since it was """free""" on ps+.
combat is alright. dialogue really is THAT bad though.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:45:17 AM No.712790879
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who could've seen that coming, adding zipper tits to make more "people" feel included didn't increase sales
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:49:23 AM No.712791096
>>712789975 (OP)
Yes, it was. Rook is a terrible protagonist, companions were shit, companion quests were shit, the story was godawful, it raped the lore and more.
Some classes were fun to play though. Grey Warden, Spellblade, Fade Archer.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:55:57 AM No.712791431
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>>712789975 (OP)
Nah, the writing is mediocre, the bad parts like Taash are blown out of proportion. The combat is very good, Male Rook seems like an okay dude. Way above Male Ryder for instance, but I don't think he's better than The Inquisitor.

The graphics are very good, the music was meh for the most part.

6.5/10, I'll remember some parts of it like Weisshaupt, Rook falling in The Fade, Convincing Mythal with no guidance, and the final act.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:00:46 AM No.712791692
>>712790879
either the rate of m2f trannies is like 15 to 1 compared to f2m or m2f are just 15x more loud and annoying... but in my mind these f2m scars probably catered to less than 0.01% of the potential playerbase.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:01:25 AM No.712791737
>>712789975 (OP)
Yeah, it really was. It felt like a checklist of everything people hate about modern AAA games — preachy dialogue, shallow characters, bloated side quests, and absolutely no sense of cohesion in tone or worldbuilding. You could see the potential buried under all the “modern sensibilities” and live-service sludge, but they choked it out with cringe writing and forced narrative directions. Combat was the only thing keeping it afloat, and even that got repetitive halfway through.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:04:31 AM No.712791907
>>712789975 (OP)
it was funny seeing how it got raped by SB
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:07:30 AM No.712792065
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>>712791692
yeah pooners are a smaller minority since being a man isn't as romanticized as being a woman, so it takes a bigger level of mental illness for women to feel like they need to become men
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:08:59 AM No.712792152
>>712789975 (OP)
It's nowhere near as good as it should be. /v/ will tell you it's shit just because of the non binary stuff, but everything else is the bigger problem. Your choices don't really matter, which is insane in a dragon age game, the gameplay is repetitive and boring, and the story is rushed to fuck with a tone that doesn't really match the series. In spite of all that I don't think it's the worst game of all time (or even of the year) or anything, but it's still wildly disappointing. If it was it's own thing, without any expectations attached to it, I would probably give it like a 4 or 5 out of 10. But it's not, and being a disappointing entry in a beloved franchise (which really only had 1 great game) is worse than being a disappointing original game. 3/10. Thank you for reading my blog.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:09:15 AM No.712792167
>>712789975 (OP)
I liked the necromancer guy. Shame he wasn't in a better game.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:11:42 AM No.712792309
>>712792152
> it's shit just because of the non binary stuff
No that’s just the corn that replaces the cherry on this shit cake. It completely fucked the setting, established a 11th hour 59th minute bad guy faction that were responsible for fucking everything in the setting and completely ignore everything from the prior games. The only people that defend this shit are troons that can’t admit a game made by one of their fellow faggots is shit.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:24:11 AM No.712792908
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>>712792065
they're never beating the mental illness and grooming allegations
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:28:03 AM No.712793084
necromancy
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>>712789975 (OP)
It was the first fantasy video game I can think of that went the full Disney-fication. You can't be mean, much less evil. Everyone talks like HR is in the room. They talk to the player like they think you're a fucking idiot. All the things that were dark and edgy about the setting get sanded down and rounded off. The gameplay is full particle effect ninja power action-ified bullshit and difficulty just makes enemies ridiculous damage sponges.

The icing on the cake is that you're eventually forced to take in Taash, the most annoying character in the game who is a Qunari, but also she doesn't follow the Qun, but also she wears Qunari religious clothing, but that's because she wears whatever she wants, you don't get to tell her who she is. Not only is she ugly, but she has big, thick, goofy black eyebrows even though her hair is white, like one of the designers was deliberately making fun of her. Her personal quest is about helping her with her fucking gender identity between her explaining to you that dragons have queens, not kings and include helping her have an argument at the dinner table with her mom over said gender identity.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:33:03 AM No.712793285
>>712793084
> Taash
> she
TEN BARVES, RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:35:41 AM No.712793393
>>712789975 (OP)
its not bad, its boring which is worse
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:42:27 AM No.712793656
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>>712793393
it is bad, very bad
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:45:19 AM No.712793761
>>712793656
i didnt get this far
i only played until the part where you recruit the assassin guy, realized the boss fight sucks dick and uninstalled
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:48:43 AM No.712793905
>>712793084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu_eDxflkMc
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:52:03 AM No.712794058
The writing can be genuinely baffling at times, especially if you've played these games in order.

>The Antivan Crows go from essentially being a group of mafia/assassin who rule Antiva from the shadows to generic freedom fighters who only fight against tyranny

>The Grey Wardens go from a group willing to do anything to end the Blight no matter how costly into a generic knightly order focused on protecting the little guy

>Blood Magic is an unforgivable crime, but necromancy doesn't raise any eyebrows nor does turning oneself into a fucking lich

>Tevinter is the slavery capitol of Thedas, there isn't a single slave in the game

>the qunari who are known to be fanatically devoted to the teachings of the Qun, jk their entire army just decided to desert and fuck around in upper thedas also despite being heavily distrustful of magic are now serving two elven mages

>the tevinter cult from the last game are back and have gone from being nationalistic nutjobs to fanatics worshipping the gods of the people they enslaved

I could go on and on

Origins could be edgy at times but it at least had an identity, even DA2 feels better written
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:58:52 AM No.712794363
>>712794058
What level of the purity spiral does one have to be to complete sterilize an entire setting? I mean I genuinely doubt this shit was solely EAs doing no matter what that faggot Schreier tries to push. All of this is just too fucking on brand for the troons at BioWare. I mean really they were able to add in the retarded gender identity sub quest but were forced to defang and neuter all of the factions?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:59:13 AM No.712794386
>>712793084
Overly edgy badass Necromancer and twee flippant Necromancer are just as cringe as each other to be desu.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:03:42 AM No.712794623
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>>712793285
oh im barvin alright...
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:06:05 AM No.712794728
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>>712793761
>i didnt get this far
https://youtu.be/iDeJsPYXEEs
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:06:45 AM No.712794758
>>712789975 (OP)
I kind of want to give it a chance in the future to see how the darkspawn stuff goes. Or if the architect is back.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:07:29 AM No.712794789
>>712789975 (OP)
As a former DAfag who has read all the tie in books, comics, played the games, edited the wiki etc. Yes. It killed the franchise forever. There are enjoyable moments but the entire game was bad as an entry into the series.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:07:45 AM No.712794796
>>712789975 (OP)
>Was it really that bad?
"Writing notes to work through gender crap. (Showing to Rook for help maybe.)

Maevaris pretty. Tarquin tough. Both trans!
(Both open about being trans and said I could share stuff if it helped me on "my journey.")
( I did not ask for "a journey.")

Trans means was other gender. Then changed?
—Wait. No. Was always new thing. Just now acknowledged.
—Not changing. Affirming.

Trans woman IS woman.

Not feeling right in body is dysphoria—WHOLE BIG THING.
—Could feel like want to be guy instead of girl. (no)
—Could feel like not connected to body. (not everyone does this?)
—Could feel uncomfortable with girls who act more feminine.
—No. I like girls. Girls smell good.
—But like hanging out with Lords more than girls.
—Ashamed of not doing what your gender "should do." (UGH)
—Getting euphoria is feeling right.

Non-binary means not man or woman. Can feel like either?
—Can look like guy/girl/neither.
—Some use she/he. Some swap. Some use they. But still single with name?
—"Flynn IS non-binary. They ARE coming this way."
—Confusing but sure.

Also gender-fluid.
—Feel different on different days.
—Can switch pronouns.
—Don't think that's me.

Agender/bigender/demigender/others
—Lot of different ones.
—Not me but okay.

Never too late. Valid even if no words when younger blah blah blah.
—Maevaris saw notes and is mad
—"Write this down, exactly. You're valid. People will say you're not enough this, or too much that. Do not let it diminish you. No two journeys are alike. That's wonderful. Embrace it. Did you... did you get all that?"
—Okay fine."
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:09:40 AM No.712794883
>>712794796
good lord, where is this trash from exactly?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:10:24 AM No.712794925
>>712794883
it's from the game...

https://dragonage.fandom.com/wiki/Codex_entry:_Taash_Notes:_Meeting_Shadow_Dragons_to_Talk_Gender_Stuff
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:10:37 AM No.712794930
>>712794883
>trash
in game notes from the character that shares a similar name.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:12:32 AM No.712794993
>>712789975 (OP)
Yes. Even in a year with Ubisoft cranking skull and bones, otulaws, prince of persia,
EA with Imortals of Avereum, and FC 2024
Sony with Concord,

Dragon age is unquestionably EA's worst big game of the year, and a contender for bomb of the year. In any normal year it would be the clear winner. Barve has become a meme, second only to Baaz for the year.

At the absolute most genrous, it's on par with Avowed, except with a less interesting manuvering, and Taash.

I hate this game so much I will actively avoid games made by the people who made this game. I'm looking at you Ghost of Yotei.


>>712792309
Erasing ALL your decisions with "lol darkspawn won". was so hilariously bad of an idea that even it's best defenders couldn't back that.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:12:42 AM No.712795001
>>712789975 (OP)
It's nu-Saints Row with purple fantasy paint. They just swapped everyone complaining about rent with everyone complaining about being misgendered.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:13:11 AM No.712795024
>No blood magic
Cuh RINGE amirite fellas?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:13:22 AM No.712795034
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>>712794925
I feel bad for the children who get groomed into this shit
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:13:30 AM No.712795041
>>712794363
There wasn't any purity to it at all. The reason for the sterilization of the lore is because the dev team involved in making Veilgard were all completely different from the team involved in making the previous games. They essentially were adapting Dragon Age for their imaginary modern audience. That means they tasked themselves with removing all the "problematic" content of the previous games
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:13:44 AM No.712795048
>>712792065
Unironically I believe that this is how Bioware envisioned their target audience
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:13:46 AM No.712795053
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no, it was worse
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:14:15 AM No.712795072
>>712789975 (OP)
Yes.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:14:49 AM No.712795093
>>712789975 (OP)
very bad yes
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:14:49 AM No.712795094
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>>712791431
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:15:45 AM No.712795136
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Was it really that good?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:17:55 AM No.712795236
>>712795048
reminder that the version we saw is the "serious" one that was toned down after the first draft of writing was deemed too carefree and flippant.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:23:22 AM No.712795480
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>>712791431
>artists take inspiration from beksinski even if they're just ripping him off
>it's trapped in this gay game
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:28:18 AM No.712795691
>>712789975 (OP)
It shared exactly zero gameplay elements with Dragon Age. It wore the name as a skin-suit in an obvious attempt to trick people in to buying it.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:29:43 AM No.712795749
>>712795136
It was okay, same way Mass Effect 1 was.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:30:21 AM No.712795776
>>712791431
Yeah, someone that could like this game would like Inquisition. Both games are tailor made for people who aren't Dragon Age fans.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:30:57 AM No.712795796
>>712790050
/thread
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:33:22 AM No.712795893
>>712795776
Inquisition is what kick started this
Veilguard stood no chance of doing anything good to the world and somehow people act surprised when it fulfiled that
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:34:28 AM No.712795957
>>712789975 (OP)
Yes it deserved to flop harder
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:41:02 AM No.712796265
>>712794058
This is excellent criticism. The most fervent(ly paid) defender of this game would not be able to deny a single point.
And each point shows the writers had some kind of disdain for the Dragon Age setting. Everything is changed. Everything is wrong. And you are right, you can go on and on. Here's another one I know just from osmosis.
>No blood magic in the blood magic capital of the world.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:42:12 AM No.712796303
>>712791692
what's funny is that they probably spent at least 10's of thousands of dollars worth of their budget discussing, modeling, implementing, and approving those designs just to chase after that .01% consumer base.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:42:55 AM No.712796337
>>712795041
Because of this, the story in DA:TV is just as canon as any random fanfiction on the internet written by any random jackass.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:49:48 AM No.712796618
>>712795136
Yes. Its one of the best ever.
+great dialogue and copious dialogue choices.
+great story and ludo narrative cohesion
+great amount of content
+Origins are a brilliant way to immerse the player and to show different sides of the society on replays. It has never been done again by anyone because it takes too much effort. Just like all great things take a lot of effort.
+great build freedom. Want to make a mage that focuses Strength as a stat? I've done that. You can make nearly anything work if you know enough about the game.

+Unironically, the best romance I've ever had in an RPG. Call this a subjective point or don't count it because I'm only talking about one possible option but Morrigan's romance path was amazing and deeply integrated into the main story.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:52:22 AM No.712796727
>>712796303
That is funny. Those fucking asshats deserve this.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:09:08 AM No.712797537
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>>712789975 (OP)
Needed better dialogues and more cute girls.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:22:48 AM No.712798249
Dragon Age The Veilguard Reviews - Metacritic
Dragon Age The Veilguard Reviews - Metacritic
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>>712789975 (OP)
Who says it's bad, chud? All serious critics liked it. Cry more chuddie.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:29:33 AM No.712798563
>>712798249
>this score for the franchise AND studio killer
Guys. Technically speaking, GamerGate failed. The corrupt Journos controlled the narrative and remained corrupt.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:35:10 AM No.712798781
>>712795136
it was the pinnacle of RPG until Beargay 3 dethroned it.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:38:54 AM No.712798934
>>712797537
Brown girl sexo!
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:39:50 AM No.712798973
>>712789975 (OP)
Yes. Even ME3 was less of an insult.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:53:21 AM No.712799462
>>712794993
>prince of persia,
Lost crown is really good thoughbeit
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:54:27 AM No.712799513
>>712795136
I remember it being a solid 6/10.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:18:15 AM No.712800565
It was worse
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:19:43 AM No.712800639
>>712795136
it was a solid 7/10, engaging game with some flaws
today that is 14/10 GOTG (Game of the Generation) adjusted for review score inflation
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:28:39 AM No.712801021
343IsDeadAndTheyFuckingDeservedIt
343IsDeadAndTheyFuckingDeservedIt
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>be me, hired at Bioware
>they wanna make a game with epic story focused on fantastic characters with branching story choices
>wtf, these idiots just get in my genius' way
>they worked on something called Baldur's Fuck who cares? Mass Effect wasn't even good
>refuse to work
>complain how retarded these writers are for thinking story matters
>writers leave, epic win
>we get our gameplay first Mass Effect
>everyone hates Andromeda
>everyone hates Anthem
>everyone hates Veilguard
>ah, maybe if it was multiplayer like Anthem we would've succeeded
is it something in the water? How can a group of people be so fucking retarded? It's not just Bioware either, it's the whole damn industry it seems
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:30:10 AM No.712801084
>>712789975 (OP)
it had the best 3rd act out of all bioware games and it was made by the mass effect 4 devs apparently went they were called in to tard wrangle the dragon age devs
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:43:59 AM No.712801727
>>712801021
>we had people who we hired who hated Halo because of 'X'
>and here's why that's a good thing
Reminds me of the Wheel of Time showrunner saying they specifically hired writers who didn't know the source material. Brandon Sanderson said it's because these people couldn't launch projects on their own so they wear existing IPs like a skinsuit.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:01:54 PM No.712805581
>>712789975 (OP)
If you never played DA:O before it got a "sequel" you can't even fathom how bad this is compared to the unstained potential that was there
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:04:48 PM No.712805723
I don't know, I didn't play it.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:06:50 PM No.712805814
>>712789975 (OP)
Dragon Age got progressively more shit with each game. Origins was great. DA2 was bad but it's a masterpiece compared to Veilguard.
I never played Inquisition thought I know it's worse than DA2.