Thread 712790376

>NPCs don't react to an ally getting attacked right in from of them
Immersion ruined

>>712790376 (OP)
That dog is wearing shoes?

>>712790438
You aren't?

>>712790376 (OP)
based dog identifying the catnigger murderer

>>712790376 (OP)
Cats can do that?

could a falling cat really have enough force to knock a man out?

>>712790376 (OP)
I had no idea CatGODS were so FUARKING strong…I kneel

>>712791175
no, it's fake

>>712790376 (OP)
Chinks have no soul

>>712791294
if you saw that happen in front of you you wouldn't do shit either

>>712790650
Based cat. And smelly dog.

>>712791175
No, but losing your balance and falling on your chin can.

>>712791175
The guy was old anon, and coconuts falling from trees kill people every year.

>>712791175
yes, and the man died
the cat landed on his neck and broke it

>>712790376 (OP)
Did he died?

>>712791294
true, and if you interact with someone in an accident in chinkland, you become a responsible party when it comes to hospital payments

>>712790438
Gets me everytime I see it

>>712791432
>and coconuts falling from trees kill people every year
truly the niggers of fruits

>>712791229
>FUARKING
Can you faggots stop doing this? Nothing says “underage braindead parrot” like “ironically” using the newest flavor of the month buzzwords used by high school aged retards.

>>712790438
>see that dog right there? it's wearing shoes. why the fuck is it wearing shoes

>>712791129
>Challenge Completed: CAT-astrophe!!!

>>712791483
He didn't die.
https://people.com/pets/cat-falls-on-man-walking-dog-china/

>>712791432
wtf? if a coconut fell on me and killed me i would hope my family would just throw my corpse in a wood chipper or something and pretend i died somehow else. what an embarrassing way to die.

>>712791491
Yeah

Poor cat looks like it broke its hind leg :c

>>712791560
Pretty sure fuarking is 15 year old /fit/speak.

>>712790376 (OP)
>>712790650
>>712791175
>>712791250
>>712791420
>>712791483
>>712791491
>Man Hospitalized After Cat Falls on His Head While He Was Walking His Dog
>A man in China, out walking his dog, had to be hospitalized for more than 3 weeks after a clumsy cat fell off a balcony and onto his head.
>(...)he spent more than three weeks in a hospital with a cervical spinal cord injury, and has to wear a neck brace and go to physical therapy. He is currently recovering from home.
>Reports say the cat belonged to an elderly neighbor, and that it fell off that neighbor's balcony.
>While the video cuts out, both animals reportedly went unharmed.

>>712790376 (OP)
>everyone just walks away
>dog starts playing with the cat eather than biting its head off for killing its owner
Grim.

>>712791560
FUARKING is a phrase old enough to vote. it's old bodybuilding.com and /fit/ lingo

I hope the based Golden Retriever fucked up the stupid cat assassin.

>>712791572
>guy sued the cat's owner
i hate chinks so much it's a fucking freak accident get over it

>>712791250
Kid, this vid is probably older than you are

>>712791629
>While the video cuts out, both animals reportedly went unharmed.
See, this is where I stop believing the story since you can clearly see in the video that the cat can barely use its back legs as it flops towards the doorway and doesn’t run off when the dog comes up to it.

>>712790650
>cat has an accident, is scared and doesn't know what to do
>donigger starts a fight for something he wasn't even a part of

>>712790650
the dog was wagging his tail and doing the typical playful stance

>enemies dodge attacks you'd think would be undependable
Explain this bullshit.

>>712791728
>get a pet
>let it run loose and make it everyone else's problem
absolutely disgusting

>>712791628
>>712791691
Okay, you faggots have just started spamming it here this month since I’ve never seen it posted here since 2010

>>712791175
I have used a cat as a weapon before does motherfuckers might as well be baseball bats.

>>712790376 (OP)
That cat broke its leg

>>712790376 (OP)
>>712790650
The cat saved the dog from becoming a dinner.

>>712791875
>let your cat walk on your balcony
>he falls off
hmm yeah this is definitely the same as letting him run around and attack people like some shitbull

>>712791879
that's because you're stupid and blind

>>712791774
could have been a temporary injury and the cat recovered full or partial use of its hind end, could be a shit journo being a shit journo and the cat had to be put down
>>712791812
>swarthoid sees a playful old golden retriever bouncing around and lightly poking with its paws
>shits his pants and prepares to go to Jannah

>>712792021
>villain was the hero all along
games that do this?

>>712791879
Baader-Meinhof phenomenon.

>>712791175
Having a 10 pound weight drop on your head from multiple stories up could definitely kill you

>>712790376 (OP)
poor cat

>>712791879
Okay newfag.

>>712790376 (OP)
>stealth kill sound plays