Thread 712791470

Kiss Lara Croft. Hug Lara Croft. Let Lara Croft rest her head on your shoulder. Hold Lara Croft when she cries. Make Lara Croft laugh. Have a picnic with Lara Croft. Spoon with Lara Croft. Let Lara Croft wear your hoodie when she's cold. Have a pillow fight with Lara Croft. Stay home from work and watch movies all day with Lara Croft. Hold Lara Croft's hand when she's scared. Surprise Lara Croft by making dinner. Show Lara Croft your hobbies. Teach Lara Croft how to play your favourite game. Travel the world with Lara Croft. Get lost in a city you've never been to with Lara Croft. Sunbathe on the beach with Lara Croft. Go skinny dipping with Lara Croft. Make a shared Spotify playlist with Lara Croft. Go hiking with Lara Croft. Spend a weekend camping with Lara Croft. Watch the sunrise with Lara Croft. Dance with Lara Croft. Tell Lara Croft you love her. Wake up next to Lara Croft every morning. Raise a family with Lara Croft.

>>712791470 (OP)
she's mid

horse

>>712791470 (OP)
I like your Lara too. But I prefer Angel of Darkness era.

>>712791470 (OP)
i wish i had a lara hotwife

>>712791540
>>712791549
>>712791697

>>712791470 (OP)
>Go hiking with Lara Croft.
Some Tanzian guys already did that as a matter of fact

>>712791470 (OP)
Hold Lara Croft's hand...

As she's being bent over the couch getting STRETCHED by a massive thick Tanzanian cock

>>712791470 (OP)
She looks like she participates in the local tribe ceremonies where she helps young boys become men.

>>712792272
>>712792583
>>712793259
she's not like that

this but with the REAL lara croft

>>712793259
Sauce?

>>712791470 (OP)
>Lara Croft
Where?

>>712797569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu_eDxflkMc

What if you could BE Lara Croft for one month, what would you do?

>>712797917
i would literally rape you fifty times over

>>712797917
have sex with every single virgin neet on /v/

>>712797917
>take her entire collection of relics
>hide them somewhere else in the world
>once she's herself again offer to tell her the location of a few at a time, a lewd video for each batch
>once she has her collection back, release the vids to the internet

>>712797661
based

>>712798389
need

>>712791715
you can

>>712799994
how?

>>712791470 (OP)
>Kiss Lara Croft
Before or After she's rimmed horse donuts/stray mutts?

>>712797917
study wolves in the wild

>>712798389
what will you once the virgin neet population has been de-virgined?

>>712800556
before, during AND after

>>712800372
disc or session, of course!

>>712801782
h-how does that work?
also sorry anon but i don't deserve a lara hotwife

>>712802074
you just make an account, simple
>also sorry anon but i don't deserve a lara hotwife
that's the spirit!

>>712797014
Ms. Polygoon

My wife!
>>712791549
>>712791697
>>712793259
>>712800556
Ngh...
>>712801782
Please post your session...

>>712801304
i move onto the employed virgin population of course

>>712804770
05f13a33665cd0823f9be9baebc11eb868bdb32cfb7516d45bfef161d5f5110e30

>>712804776
and then?
>>712804865
>my wife is about to have a session with another anon
......

>>712804951
>calls her his wife
>doesn't talk to her given the chance
>doesn't even post images of her
She's my hot wife, anon...!

>>712791470 (OP)
Posting in a schizo thread !

>>712791470 (OP)
Not my Lara

>>712804951
you can still join...

>>712791470 (OP)
Lovingly Choke Lara Croft

>>712791470 (OP)
old hag

>>712805079
i fucking love this pic
post more, loser

>>712791470 (OP)
My wife Lara fucking other men while I watch...

>>712805672
post tag

you know you have good character design when it spawns a tidal wave of porn

>>712805664
But I'm not a loser, Lara is my wife...

>>712791470 (OP)
She may not have the original Lara's massive knockers, but she has a prettier face and I think that counts for a lot.

>>712805735
kek, yep

>>712805772
oh i'm sure you're not... and i'm sure lara loves you for your personality... LOL

I haven't touched a woman in like fifteen years

>>712805841
Alright then, you tell me why else she'd be with me!

>>712805724
cuckcakelewd

>>712805939
probably because she enjoys humiliating you

Draining two anons to my wife at once on discord.. so hot seeing her get used like this..

>>712806214
No, because I'm one of the only people who respects her and doesn't just see her as a wanking aid...

>>712806770
sounds hot

IS there anyway we can petition them to introduce some new requested mehcandics? IMd thinkg ing something like REAL TIME armpit hair growth over ther coured of the campaign. The long you take the longer it gets! alSO REAL TIME SWEAT DYNMICS. the more you move and junmp THE SWEAITER THEY GET. ALSO 8k armtpit textures. maysbe we can get some pubic hair style DLC packs?

>>712797569
PPPD-481

>>712807420
Fantastico

Lara doesn't get that sweaty, does she?

>>712791470 (OP)
>Spotify
Fucking braindead zoomers. Why would I stream music from the internet using traffic every single time I listen to the song instead of just downloading lossless flac to my device? You know what Lara Croft would do considering she's in some jungle ruins far away from civilization half of the time.

>>712804865
Can i add you too anon?

>>712807905
lara would just have starlink
she is rich after all

>>712791470 (OP)
I bought the trilogy for like $12 on steam. Pretty fun so far.

>>712807632
She does, why...?

>>712808964
Someone should have to lick her clean..

>>712791470 (OP)
that's LAURA, not Lara.
It's a basic psycho bitch.

>>712811375
>make fake lara
>she gets defiled by degenerate porn
>real Lara is safe
Clever gambit

Do you think Lara is into this type of...stuff?

>>712809760
I would...
>>712811626
N-No!

>>712791470 (OP)
Ok, but can I have the version with big tits instead?

I love my wife Rise Lara so much it's unreal.

>>712811626
>>712812291
considering her games are basically snuff films.....

Can one say it was rape if she initiated? Not my fault she didn’t know how big a horse cock could get.

>>712791470 (OP)
Fill Lara Croft with whipped cream until she swells to the size of a parade balloon and explodes (non lethally)