GEX THREAD MOTHER FUCKERS

SIX HOURS UNTIL IT'S MOTHER FUCKING TAIL TIME

What does GEX stand for?

>>712792318 (OP)
How many people are gonna beat 1. Let's be honest now.

>>712792361
G - gay sex
E-
X-

>>712792382
I'll probably get as far as the Toon TV world and quit a few levels in like I always do. Gex 3 is the best one anyways.

>Pooptown U.S.A.
Yeah, what a forgotten “gem” of a game

This hub area always had the weirdest atmosphere.

Will it have the British voices, that's the important thing?

I'm genuinely excited at the prospect of full analog control. I feel like that one little change will have such a massive improvement for game feel.

>>712792460
Listen, if you didn't use the tongue move to make it look like Gex was licking the world's largest mound of poop as a kid then you didn't have a childhood

>>712792654
The fact that they haven't given us much info about this release other than higher resolution, widescreen, and analog support tells me that this is a minimal effort port. You will get Dana Gould's voice and you will like it. Don't like it? Tough.

>>712792318 (OP)
>Limited Run Games
Shan't be buying.

everyone i know that likes this shit has the worst sense of humor imaginable.

>>712792460
Pooptown USA was where I first visited the Circuit CIty that had Sega Saturn Gex on the big screen tv's you cretin.

>>712792847
I don't like it and it might genuinely influence my decision to play it or not

>>712793324
I'm sure someone will post a mod that replaces the voice lines. Hopefully they'll add in the N64 exclusive levels too, since I fully expect them to not be included.

>>712792910
And they're gay, like every Gex fan. Firsthand knowledge by the way.

This is like playing GEX Remastered at anon's house

>>712793423
Maybe modern gexfags, I got this game as a kid for the sexy lady on the cover of 3

>>712793543
Huh, so that's where my foot/paw fetish came from.

>Croc, Yooka Laylee and Gex all have remasters
>motherfuckin Bubsy has new games
Who the is asking for this trash? Are you gonna bring back Blinx the fucking Timesweeper next? Maybe Vexx?

>>712793543
I played it back then too, only I ended up more interested in Gex.

>>712793423
>Firsthand knowledge by the way.
DId you suck their dicks?

>limited run gamss
So 40 bucks then?

>>712792318 (OP)
https://archive.org/details/Gex_1995_Crystal_Dynamics_US_a/mode/2up
Manual for the first game. Gex has a surprisingly depressing backstory.

>>712792847
Leslie Philips & Danny John-Jules are so much better than some obnoxious American.

>>712792382
Real filter is to see how many people are gonna stick for 100% completion despite The Project existing.

>>712792421
say gex

>>712792318 (OP)
Finally everyone will realize how shitty these games were

>>712793648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu_eDxflkMc

>>712792318 (OP)
looks like complete shit. you dont need to ai upscale textures or anything but at least put some fucking anti aliasing in.

>>712794234
Where'd you get this screenshot, Anon-san?

>>712793602
you cant even see her feet on the cover retard

>>712794372
I'm not talking about her

>>712793639
Klonoa please

>>712794431
Klonoa literally got a remake like a year or two ago, didn't it?

>>712794460
I meant a new game. That remake sucked ass.

>>712792318 (OP)
>shitty emulation
>widescreen hack with culling issues
>psx texture wobbling not fixed
>no extra content
>no 60FPS option
Why would you buy this?

>Trailers show that the levels still have that weird processing lag that the originals had.

>>712794292
NTA but its on the store page.

>>712794741
>weird processing lag

Care to elaborate? Not sure what you're referring to.

>>712792886
>>712793891
I'm not familiar with Limited Run outside of overcharging for swag boxes for games and never delivering them until like a year later, but is there something wrong with them besides their pricing model?

>gex 2
> only seven level variants
>one of them is a meta television factory and another is a cyber world with no direct tv connection.
this was very disappointing as a kid.

>>712794981
I get Tron vibes with the cyber world. I think it's just supposed to be that sci-fi computer hacker vibe a lot of movies in the 80s/early 90s had.

>>712795014

>>712793543
Their banter was terrible. Cringe as today's youth might call it.

>>712792421

loved these games as a kid
glad to see /v/ enjoyed them too, always felt alone in that
brutally difficult collectathon game

>>712794797
I used to play Enter The Gecko a lot when I was a kid, and I vividly remembered that when walking into new areas where a bunch of stuff comes into view, the FPS would drop and the game would look like it slowed down for a moment, or if there was a lot happening at once on screen.

Check these timestamps out on the steam page trailers.
>First trailer, 54 second mark. It happened a lot in the Kung Fu levels when moving to a new area and you can see how unsmooth the footage is of that whole scene.
First trailer, 1 minute mark. The rocket is spawning from the camera's POV, the game lags because of how close it is to the camera, but smooths out when its properly on screen.
>Second trailer, 13 second mark when Rez starts shooting lasers. It lags at the start, and then speeds up.

>>712794571
Agreed, I'd rather not buy this and just emulate the trilogy for free. I wish I didn't lose the discs as a kid.

>>712792318 (OP)
Whoa a game I haven't played in, let's see...
30 years!

>>712792318 (OP)
A gex thread on /v/? I haven't been this nervous since playing duck hunt at dick cheney's house

this'll be easier than playing find the mold at asmongolds house

>Switch 2 has bugs including startup issues emulating the Switch 1 version

I'll wait for the Switch 2 patch. It was a fine 90s platformer but I ain't gonna die if I don't play it right away.

>>712792654
If it does, what are the odds that the Prince Andrew reference gets cut?

>>712792421
Oooh that's what tail time means

>>712793324
>europoor hours
Yeah time to leave until these fags fuck off

>>712792382
I remember really trying once but it requires way too many times replaying levels.
It should have been just a straight forward level progression with a secret ending locked behind getting all the remotes.

I could be misremembering though, I was like 11 when I tried beating gex 1 and I'm 32 now, maybe you don't need to get basically every remote to beat the game normally, but that's what I remember.

Ideas for new Gex levels?
>Mob TV
>Gex quotes Goodfellas/Sopranos
>Collectables are plates of pasta, deli sandwiches, and cash-filled envelopes.

Anyone always confuse Dana Gould with Richard Jeni? Man Gex would be way funnier if it was voiced by the latter. Only question is would Richard have killed himself sooner or later because of it.

>>712796738
Nigga did you even play Gex 3

>>712796897
What's Gex?

>>712797143
I'll tell you when you're older

>>712797170
Okay

>>712796738
>schizophrenic mashup level from the obsession with short form content like tiktok and youtube shorts over long form television
>Mad Men/other midcentury period TV
>Harry Potter/contemporary fantasy/urban fantasy world
>John Wick world if they could meaningfully differentiate it from the James Bond parody world from Gex 2
>bring back the anime level theme but parodying contemporary trends in anime rather than shallow turn-of-century ideas of what anime was, Gex is either dressed like Guts from Berserk or Goku
>Westworld-world
>LotR/Game of Thrones medieval fantasy world
>bring back military theme level but parodying War on Terror-era media

Honestly it feels like it'd be really easy to just think up shit to throw Gex into but also hard to do it well in an era that's just barely recovering from irony poisoning.

>>712796897
The second N64 game? When I was really young, but I didn't like it that much compared Gex 2. It just seemed worse.

Oh yeah it's tail time

>>712796738
if there was a new gex game its guaranteed that they will make an anime theme level and put gex in a schoolgirl outfit and make him go super saiyan this will happen.

>>712795107

At least the games are promoting pro-gekko values.

>>712794940
The delivery thing is the worst. While i haven't used them myself in years, I've seen people complaining that they've had stuff preordered for 2 years with no kind of update on when they can expect to get their order. They genuinely used to be a pretty good little company, but now bigger companies have started using them, for products they themselves should be offering, they've taken on more than they can clearly handle.

>>712798403
One of the games actually had an anime channel with school girls.

>>712792318 (OP)
GEX IS BEXT

I played the Gex 1 demo way back when
I played Gex 2 and made it to the chinese level
I played Gex 3 and I'm pretty sure I never beat the first level
I didn't even know the game was coming out today.

>>712794502
a new game would also suck ass

>>712792318 (OP)
I fucking hated these games on ps1. Not as much as fucking Croc, though.

>>712799629
good point

>>712793324
Honestly, same. I didn't even realise there was a separate voice for the US version until I watched a random Gex video a few years back and it's way worse.

>>712793639
Just give me Buck Bumble remastered.

>that dogshit american voice
nevermind, I'm not getting this demake

One of the happiest moments I had as a kid, was when my Dad took me & some friends to see the Iron Giant for my birthday. When I got home, he gave me Gex on PS1 or N64.

This is like sex with gex

>>712803204
t. Gex

>>712793639
My guess is older millienials with badly arrested development and too much money to waste on these dogshit mascot platformer remakes.

>>712793639
>and yet Banjo...

>>712792318 (OP)
i dont understand the point of rereleases ESPECIALLY ON PC that are little more than adequate emulation. surely at this point theres many better ways to play the gex trilogy for free?

>>712802016
We're not getting the
>"WHAT A MOUTH, BIG BOY"
??!?
What's the point then

>>712794940

The Carbon Engine releases are almost always head together with duct tape.

>>712792847
Grim

>>712804696
>A bit of tongue now, a lot of tail later

>>712792886
>>712793891
>>712794571
>>712794940
Just pirate the GOG version

>>712805314

>>712792318 (OP)

The horror-themed levels were surprisingly scary and the final boss theme was cool as fuck. I really liked this game when I was younger.

>>712805314
>>712805486
holy shit I died. it'stoo accurate

>>712792382
It's just annoying to have to get the remote on every level to unlock the next one. Feels like a waste of time if you missed it.
Also, did they implement a save system or is it still good ol password type?

>>712792318 (OP)
are the games good

>>712792421
Hihi

>>712793543
At first I thought the girl was Drew Barrymore.

Is there any reason to play this rather than emulate it? Does it run better?

>>712805808
no

>>712803669
>too much money to waste
>29,99
Nigga, a new wooden fence including setting up cost me 4k. 29,99 is fucking nothing.
Redo your bathroom, thats real money.
29,99, too much money he says

I know the idea is utterly soulless but it genuinely surprises me that they haven't tried to re-brand Gex as an internet-surfing Millenial who makes dated references to old memes. It just seems like such an obvious thing to do.

>>712805969
They could go the dk way, making Gex a Cranky Gex and have a new Gex, Gex jr who would do the new cringe internet meme.

Gex size difference (he's much bigger than you)

>>712806131
>Gex jr
they were developing that a long time ago but it got cancelled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B5H9ZIrIck

>>712806175
I would've bought 5 of those as a kid

>>712806175
Huh. They should include that in the Gex trilogy, as an extra. Not sure if there's more to it, but it could be fun to see what they have been working on

>>712806143
Bigger than me? I was the tallest guy in Diddy's entourage.

>>712792618
Considering Crystal Dynamics made it it looks like tomb raider assets

>>712792421
True!

remember to practice safe gex

>>712806567
Gex Jr. is in the trailer video on the Steam page, but I doubt the actual prototype is playable in the collection.

Gex is chad

>>712808164
>nerf this

>>712792654
No. It doesn’t have them. That’s why I am not buying it. God I hate American accents.

I was the first person in the world to play this at PAX East, and I got to talk to the director, who made Arzette. You guys are going to like it. I’m wondering if they cut the Persona 5 reference stick-click menu before they shipped it.

>>712792318 (OP)
Are they charging money for this? Why wouldn't I just emulate.

>>712792318 (OP)
>OH MY SCIENCE IS THAT 3 ROM FILES AND AN EMULATOR?

>>712792318 (OP)
only people who didnt get to play mario 64 or banjo kazooie thought these games were good

>>712808356
I don't even mind but that dude they had voicing the US gex just sounds like a retard

>>712808704
>casually slaughters Dunkey

>>712808710
He is an unfunny comedian from SNL or something. Painfully unfunny.

How much burgerbucks will it be? It doesn't look like a upscale so above 15 is too much

>>712792618
That weird atmosphere is what we used to call SOUL. You zoomers will figure it out one day.

>>712808704
I hated Mario 64
Never play Banjo

>>712809124
30

>>712811402
That's a bit too much for something could just emulate and get the same experience

>>712811613
Yeah, but if you buy this, it tells Squeenix it might be worth making more Gex games.

>>712808701
.iso files you nigger

>>712794234
Gex 3D does look like fucking shit though. The game interiors were dark and eclectic, you can’t understand shit in this game

https://www.gog.com/en/game/gex_trilogy

>>712793639
that reminds me, the yooka laylee remaster demo was so bad. it made the original game look like a work of art in comparison.

>>712812342
every single person who developed yooka replaylee was laid off recently, quoting one of those affected sperging out over a meme indirectly insulting them that the playtonic socials posted. there's zero chance playtonic survives into 2027, even 2026 is being a big optimistic.

>celebrating being able to buy a game you could have emulated this entire time

>>712812635
No harm done showing support, Anon.
This is the one franchise Square Enix kept around
Not Dew Sex, not Legacy of Kain, not Tomb Raider
This

>>712812635
releases like this are just fodder for millenials trying to stand out without doing anything worthy of standing out. they'll buy this release as a sort of trophy to boast to their friends that they stand out even though all their friends also bought the release and that will eat them up inside even if they don't admit it. same shit happened with garfield kart and look what just got a sequel announced?

>>712812858
...

>>712812946
>>712812858

cringe

I forgot about the sound this thing made.

>>712813296
That's what Joe Rigney said when I went horse riding with him

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>712813625
Someone buy it and let me know if the PAL voices are in.

>>712813625
>Monopoly money
Hahah

>>712813625
Look, I just wanted a gift shop and the bathroom,

>Exit? Sometimes putting yourself in a hole is a risk worth taking.

I'd buy it but it runs at 30fps.

downloads?

>>712802565
Did he fuck your arse after in a gex costume?

gex with HATS ON

>>712816045
Yeah, he said, "If this weren't a video game, I'd be on my way to prison!"

>>712792318 (OP)
Cumming all over him

Were the games actually good, compared to something like Banjo-Kazooie or SM64, or just shovelware-jank?

>BUT I WONT FLEXXX
>TILL ITS TIME TO PLAY GEXXX

>>712816539
I enjoyed enter the gecko. But it's mid I guess.

>>712808704
I played Banjo and SM64 and loved Gex, more than those two.
Cope.

>no pal voice acting
Nah, I'm good.

>>712813625
Yeah
Just wait for one of the GOG piracy sites to upload it

>>712794940
Mainly just their physical department. I haven't seen any issues with them as a developer or publisher.

>>712802565
>he gave me Gex on PS1 or N64.
is this AI? lmao

>>712792318 (OP)
so are there any new lines anywhere?

Has anyone here actually bought and played it yet? If so, anything interesting to note? Is it 30fps or 60? Are the N64 levels included? How does the analog control feel?

>>712819026
waiting for a sale. $30 isn't an unreasonable ask, but I'll pick it up for 20 or less.

>>712819026
It's just the PS1 games emulated but with widescreen and full analogue controls. No N64 levels, no PAL audio. You'd get a similar experience on Duckstation.

>>712792382
I have zero desire to play 1, I'm in for the 3d collectathon platforming.

>>712792318 (OP)
GEXCHADS KEEP ON WINNING

>>712819712
1 is really good though. Saying it's the best game on the 3DO makes it sound middling, but it's genuinely a high quality 2D platformer with cool, unique mechanics. If anything I'd say I prefer it to 2 and 3 by a little bit.

>>712818156
Seriously? Fuck, thanks for the warning

No PAL dub? No buy.

>>712798403
That was anime parody in the 00s. Now anime parodies are fantasy isekai and Jojo.

>>712792654
>>712808356
>>712813695
>>712818156
>>712820096
>>712820252
You guys don't like Dana Gould?

>>712792318 (OP)
Oh shit I didn't know this was happening, I only ever played the n64 4 one and never actually finished it so might pick this up, on the other hand
>63% of the 19 user reviews for this game are positive

>>712820491
Who? Nobody outside the US has ever heard of them.

By the way, that's *most* of the world btw.

>>712794234
That's definitely awful. I could play the N64 versions at a lot higher fidelity.

>>712820593
Did they not syndicate Saturday Night Live back when it was good? That shit was on TV for decades, it still is, but it sucks now, and it has for like a decade at least, depending on who you ask.

>>712820713
Nobody outside of the US cares about SNL. Not being a dick but it's true. Literally nobody cares or even knows what SNL even entails

>>712820713
I don't think any european country had that shit, they just had their own versions of it.

>>712820713
I've never seen SNL and I don't give a fuck
I didn't know there was an european dub either I just know the voice from the "It's tail time" is the one I played.

>>712820767
>Nobody outside the US exists
ftfy

>>712796738
I've said it before but Gex would work really great as a Conker style game instead of collectathon. Make each chapter a parody of some show, give it some gimmick, and focus on making it fun and funny. As for parodies

>Game of Thrones Gex that makes it a 4X strategy game
>Family Guy Gex where the cutaways are Warioware microgames
>Jordan Peele horror movie Gex where the villains are... Le white people! Tell Tale adventure game elements where Gex realizes his choices don't matter
>Horror school 2000s anime with bullet hell elements

>>712795107
I kneel. Based value to have, how the world has rotten down.

did they implement the save system from the 3DO version?

>>712820491
I have no opinion of them, but I do like Danny John Jules, and the humorous voice acting was a significant part of what made the game memorable

It's genuinely fucking pathetic that they've been reduced to shilling for games by making these lazy ass skits
This is like the gaming equivalent of a celebrity falling off and having to star in insurance commercials

>>712806985
Crystal Dynamics didn't start making Tomb Raider games until almost a decade later. Core Design created the PS1 games.

>>712792318 (OP)
Gex > Croc > Banjo

where's the gay stickfag who draws gex

>>712821583
It's just the PS1 game emulated. There's nothing from any other platform here.

>>712792318 (OP)
GEXBROS IT'S UP!!
https://youtu.be/MaH478R--9I

>>712792318 (OP)
Ok /v/, let's make our own Gex joke

>>712824301
I'll go first as I have a few ideas
>Jack and the Beanstalk stage
>"You want 'big' or 'giant!?!' Well, this is MEGA country now!"
>"What's in this magic potion, Diddy's baby oil?!"
>"I feel like Taylor Swift at a Van Halen concert!"
>"This potion's makin' me feel like an AI slop video!"
>"I feel as bad as the redesign for Shrek 5!"
>"What a jolly green giant. I'll say this, Harvey Weinstein did nothing wrong."
>"This is as awkward as eatin' ice cream with ASAP Rocky!"
>"Oh no, my skin! Hope it gets into Fortnite soon!"
>"Well, on my way to rocket jumpin'! Here I come, Jeff Bezos!"
>Amazon rainforest level
>"I. AM ST-- Wait, this ain't no Minecraft?! Where are the blocks!?!"
>"The tribe welcomed me, but they danced as awkwardly as a buncha TikTok girls!"
>"I think they're gonna give me COVID!"
>"What is this, Epstein's private island!?!"
>"I hope I'm not at Dan Schneider's child exhibition!"
>"It's Tail Time! IN SLO-MO! Eat your heart out Zack Snyder, your movies are shit."
>"Note to self, never order on Amazon again."
>"The polar ice age is meltin' as rapidly like how the Ice Age movies are milkin' rapidly!"

Someone upload it to gog-games.to already

>>712824521
None of those are funny, and you should consider suicide

>>712825115
why thank you for proving that you are a zoomer and you don't understand how Gex humor worked. You need to be 18 and older to be on this site, loser

>>712825198
So you're saying Gex was never funny.

I mean, I agree with you. I'm not sure what we're arguing about.

>>712824981
This

>>712825282
No, now you're just projecting.

I'm getting conflicting information. Is it 30FPS or 60FPS?

>>712825282
But yes we do see eye-to-eye that Gex's humor is bad. It's just outdated humor the predates shit like Epic Movie or Disaster Movie

>>712792318 (OP)
I'm as excited as Robbie Williams in a Jeffrey Epstein party

>>712824301
>Note to self: don't take your shoes off at anon's house.

>>712825520
*that
sorry my ESL got to me

>>712792318 (OP)
Imagine if Gex 4 happens, but instead of going into the media dimension, goes into the internet dimension instead, because Rez is there?

I wonder what the /pol/ parody would be like...

>>712824301
>Note to self, never wear cologne at Vaush's place

>>712792318 (OP)
>Tranny Run Games
No, thank you!

>>712824301
>I hope my power-ups don't contain fentanyl

Captain, they are a bizarre race that find Adam Sandler funny.

>>712824301
>my mother's day is gonna be just as bad as
>a) what Asmongold did to his mom
>b) what Chris Chan did to his mom

Gex is just lizard Bubsy. I loved Rez's music, though
https://youtu.be/Vh2LAafEw38
https://youtu.be/6RKZq14IgTs
https://youtu.be/3_cHvxbPvmc

>>712826117
the human race also find Tyler Perry and Seth MacFarlane. This is why I hate everything

>>712826132
>Gex is just lizard Bubsy.
I'm convinced that every retard who says this has never played either Gex or Bubsy.

>>712826117
the human race also find Tyler Perry and Seth MacFarlane funny. This is why I hate everything

We're pretending Gex are great games now like we did with other slop. I heard these are terrible ports btw

>>712825791
what's wrong with limited run games

>>712826313
I genuinely enjoy Gex 3. It's a fun game with really neat level design.

>>712826247
I've played enough of both franchises to know it's true

>>712826313
People like it because
>nostalgia
>just ironically because of how bad the puns are
>even with the bad puns, the gameplay is actually good

>>712824301
My hairline is fading more rapidly than James Rolfe's

>>712826406
Gex is an 8/10 and Gex 2 and 3 are 7/10. They're all solid platformers and Gex's dialog is only obnoxious as shit on the 64 Versions where they had to remove half of it.
Meanwhile, Bubsy's best game (the first one) is like a 4/10 at BEST, and every other game after that gets progressively shittier. His voice is obnoxious and his quips are small in number and repeat often because the fucking SNES couldn't handle a voiced character for shit.

Again, if you think Gex and Bubsy are even remotely comparable, I'm convinced you have played neither.

>>712792361
G - Gex
E -
X -

Anyone here play it yet? I'm really curious how much the analog controls changes how the game plays. One of my biggest gripes about the Gex games is the controls since you can only move in 8 directions.

>>712826414
I'm about to be 42 and actually had enter the gecko when it came out. Your average poster here isn't nostalgic for these games. Fpr some reason limited run slop gets shilled here around release.

>>712826634
They're just ports not remasters

>>712826907
I understand that, but the thought of analog controls is genuinely enough to make me consider buying this. I don't care about extras or anything like that. I literally just want to play Gex 2 and 3 with analog controls.

>>712826907
They've advertised that analog controls have been added. Not saying that makes it a remaster, but a control change like that is kind of a big deal.

>>712826821
Some people here are.
>t. 30-yo poster who played Deep Covered Gecko at age 6

>>712826821
I'm 33 (34 in a few days) and I have massive nostalgia for Gex 2 in particular.

>>712825198
>you don't understand how Gex humor worked.
Gex's humor was molded around Dana Gould's comedy routines. Without Gould, you have a shallow take on how Gex works as a character. You need Gould for these jokes to work.

>>712827341
No shit sherlock. I understand Gould's work because I've seen his standup routines from the early-90s and remembered episodes of the Simpsons that he wrote (during the time when the show was declining quality)

>>712826209
>>712826306
lol!

Same Gex marriage.

>>712792318 (OP)
>limited run games
already fucking dead

>nostalgia addicts will unironically latch onto complete GARBAGE just because it's old

>>712827947
and then lie about playing it as a kid.

>>712827935
Limited run does digital games now? What the fuck? Thought their whole shtick was putting roms on switch cartridges and selling them for hundreds of dollars.

>>712825791
>>712826337
>>712827935
Didn't they also do the remastered editions of Tomb Raider games for the past couple years?

>>712793639
Blinx is actually kino. It should have been ported before any of the garbage that has been but I'm pretty sure MS made it so no one can legally use the IP.

>>712827596
If that's the case, you know he and Gex by extension wouldn't talk about AI, Covid, or shit like Harvey Weinstein, you're trying too hard to be relevant with your references instead of doing stuff that's both timeless and irrelevant. You have to lean on movies and television heavily for the lines to work.

>>712826337
Nta, but I remember something about them firing one employee for following "right wing" twitter accounts. The one in charge of firing turned out to be a pedo.

>>712828020
no that was Aspyr

>>712828086
If you've paid attention to my post, I did include a couple movies and TV (and even music) reference. Did you not even see the whole Shrek 5 joke, Ice Age joke or even subtle references to Zack Snyder, ASAP Rocky or Van Halen/Taylor Swift?

>>712826337
They fired an employee for criticism of another trans employee

>>712828160
Understandable

>>712793639
Me.
I requested all of them. Whatcha gonna do?

>>712828020
No, that was an actual remaster.
LRG just sell ISOs packaged with emulators. That's literally all this is.

%v/ gonna get hyped for limited run port of Dr. Muto

>>712793639
Hey man
Blinx was fine, don't put it next to Gex and Bubsy that's uncalled for

>>712828020
No, that was aspyr plus one dedicated fan who was hired by them.

>>712828379
They also had that issue with using the wrong discs goin cheap and selling unplayable games

>>712828504
Ok I get it

What the fuck was "offensive" about Gex? It was harmless.

>>712828297
Here's the problem: You're going after the specific movies, not the movies in general. You wouldn't make a Shrek 5 joke, you'd make a Shrek joke, one that encapsulates the franchise.
>Subtle
They're not subtle if you outright say what they are. Taking a line from a movie is fine, quoting a celebrity's catchphrase or lyric is good too, and those who know it will appreciate it. Don't explain the reference, just make it.

>>712828607
Nothing. The worst thing about it was its style of referential humor that predates the likes of Seltzerberg

who the fuck would want to remaster gex
>limited run games
lmao oh ok its a lazy cash grab on a property that costs pennies

>>712824301

"One day this'll all be owned by Disney."

>>712793639
>Vexx
Don't give me hope.

>>712828652
If you're hellbent on thinking what should be classified as Gex writing, then maybe you should come up with a joke yourself. I'll wait

I loved GEX as a kid but did it hold up? I remember playing the war missions over and over.

>>712792318 (OP)
Pure soul and kino directly into my veins
Come zoomers
Join us in this celebration

>>712824301
>Note-to-self: Never get a prostate exam at Seth MacFarlane's place

>Squeenix sold off Crystal Dynamics
>Kept Gex

>>712793639
Until we get another James Pond I won't be satisfied.

>>712824301

>smash a ceramic jar, or barrel, or crate or something
"So here's where Russel Brand went!"

>>712794234
>at least put some fucking anti aliasing in.
so it looks like every other playdough slop

>>712824301
>fighting llama boss
>I wish I still had winamp!

"I got gecko blood, baby!"

>>712824301
>boss opens his mouth
>"That's a real gemmy right there"

Here's hoping we'll eventually get a straight Gex mod.

>>712792318 (OP)
This is even more unexpected than... than when Rick Van James place... had that party.

>>712828017

The “roms on Switch cartridges” use their in-house emulator, so yes, they also publish the digital versions of these re-releases as well. Gex, Bubsy, Rocket Knight, Clock Tower, etc. are all Limited Run joints.

>smack an enemy
"Get away Bill Cosby! No means no!"

>>712792318 (OP)
Which version of Gex: Enter The Gecko is included? Does it have the Titanic level? Do you have an option to use the UK dub?

2 and 3 are really 30fps?
I can't believe they released like this, they never talked about this?

>>712792618
Liminal space, possibly haunted by entities. Negative emotional aura increases the further into the game you get.

>>712792318 (OP)
who the fuck asked for this?
are the publishers expecting people to buy this game ironically?

>>712829807
PS1, no (although they have videos of all N64-exclusive stages in 2 and 3), and no.

>>712829987
>>712829807
And theyre charging how much for this??

>blow something up
"That one's for you, Mikey Bay!"

>>712829987
>video of the stages

You mean included as a bonus? Is it a full run through of the stages or just brief clips? Either way that'd be fucking absurd.

>>712828652
>>712828869

>>712830221
Haven't seen them yet. I assume full run throughs. I hope.

>>712824301
>I haven't seen this many predators in one place since Drag Queen Story Hour!

>Fall off a bridge
"That dude didn't lie, it really was a long way down!"

>>712824301

>enemy hits Gex
>"I can't breathe, officer!"

>>712792318 (OP)
>could emulate this for free years ago
You are a nigger slave if you buy this

>>712828607
Is there a disclaimer?

>>712828869
You're on, sunshine.
>It seems like a perfect night to dress like hipsters!
>Get outta my swamp!
>I don't know if I'm looking at a horror show or the next season of American Idol.
>No need to scream, buddy!
>I better not see Russel Crowe wearing a kilt around here...
>Say hello to MY little friend!
>Ah, the internet - screwing over music artists since the new millennium.
>Finding Nemo, are we?
>Beefcake! Beefcake!
>Someone tell Sailor Moon here to lay off the moonshine.
Just a general array of stuff that people will get alongside some other references that would lead into a joke. Sorry for the wait.

>>712830545
Yes, for some reason. One of those "artifacts of their time" things.

>>712830526
>Wait a sec, I enjoy things I like

>>712828324
Purple tranny wasn't even an employee

>>712830258
Writing good material takes time.
>>712830607

"A beautiful world full of nothing...just like Avatar."

>>712830638
>buyfags pay for bad games, remakes, cashgrabs
>devs make more bad games and cashgrabs
>/v/ complains that games keep getting worse
>repeat
Nigger slave

>>712830607
>>712830707
Well played anon.

>>712830783

>>712830638
You like companies selling other people's emulators?
https://github.com/LRG-CarbonEngine/PCSX-ReARMed

>>712830289
Well then, as I said: "Fucking Absurd".

>>712829941
The Lead Palworld Developer mentioned something about how the people that mocked and antagonized gamers in the 90s and 00s have grown into businessmen that see gamers as statistics.

SAY GEX

>>712830939
I enjoy things like. But no, I do not wanna pay money from corporations that steal from emulators, because it is wrong. Nintendo did the exact same thing with their worthless Mario rerelease a few years back and it was retarded

>>712816539
they're an interesting mix of above average and mediocre. in terms of style they punch way above their weight. gameplay is functional but dry, it's a psx dpad platformer. the most damning thing about enter the gecko is the half assed collectable system, just a tedious nothing mechanic.

Lmao surprise surprise it's a complete ripoff

>>712824301
>What is this, a live-action remake to a beloved fairy tale?! Better send in the pandering!

>>712794431
>>712794502
I know who is behind Klonoa's saga failure.

(bad Keanu Reeves impersonation) "I know kung fu."

>>712795107
>no pre-marital GEX
kek

>>712830619
I'm pretty sure they just throw that on anything older than 7 years at this point to protect against random twittoid meltdowns.

Just try emulators. They're easy and free to download online. Corpos are ripping you off by giving you a literally emulated game that you're going to buy $20-30 off of. Fuck most of modern companies and their embarrassing tactics they keep pulling over the years

>>712830619
Hot woman being in the game is my guess

>>712831543
To be honest I would actually like if companies more often if they just gave me a fucking rom upfront and say "do what you want with it" like how you can get literally any version of Doom 1-2 and have the wads sitting right there

But 98 percent of the time they always use shoddy outdated emulation and not even let me use the actual fucking rom or ISO, I wouldn't complain if the port job was M2 quality at least but it's not

"'Let it go, let it go...' Ahhhh, make it stop!"

>>712824301
>Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?!

>>712831831

"Whoa, you're a big guy!"

>>712831974
>...for you

>>712824301
>Talk about a low budget flight! No food or movies?! I'm outta here!

>>712792318 (OP)
Did they remove that fucking horrendous camera block noise that played every two seconds?

(as George) "Gex is gettin' upset!"
or
(as Jerry) "Whats the deal with video games?"

>>712792318 (OP)
this boss design went hard as FUCK when i was 8

>>712808356
American game. Get over it, bong.

Will they update the lines? I want Gex to say "This is more shocking than when I found a naked underaged girl at P Diddy's house"

>>712824301
>*[poorly imitating Anakin]* "I don't like Sand. It's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere..." *[speaks normally]* "...but I do like my fresh clean bottled water."

>>712792382
I never liked 1. Always preferred 2 and 3.

>>712824301
>"Note to self: never babysit at DrDisrespect's house"

"Guys, I'm beggin' ya...no more Star Wars!"

>>712832730
Sure. I won't play it.

>>712824301
>"I asked for more Bugs Bunny in this level, but David Zaslav said no due to a 'tax write-off.'"

>>712792460
I will never understand 4chan pretending it is too good for toilet humour

>smack an enemy
"Gasp! He's a Cylon!"

>>712795779
kek

>>712824301
>the only stream I wanna do is at the urinal

>>712824301
>This level makes me intelligent. But to be fair, you have to have a very IQ to understand the Gex games.
>Wow, am I some kind of redditor? Guess I need some gold with that!
>Good god, this smells worse than a typical Discord mod!
>Run, it's the entire Rick & Morty fanbase!
>Now THAT is a real gemmy, right there!
>Eat your heart out Nintendo, this stage contains a $50 rollercoaster ride.
>Man, this house is haunted, and dare I say, empty! Like, what is this, a Sony exclusive?! I'm outta here!

"And you call them steamed hams despite them obviously being grilled."

>>712828652
>Here's the problem: You're going after the specific movies, not the movies in general.
except Gex makes a bunch of references to specific movies, not just movies in general.

Much as this one hurts...

"Bazinga!"

>>712831543
Don't care bro, just want to support my boy Gex.

i'm still waiting to hear if there's any new content at all.
they got Gould for the trailer, just make him say a few more things ffs. an extra bundled animation, something.

>>712794940
Check out the reviews for their games. There are a lot of issues with their Tomba release. Like songs not looping properly, issues with load times and missing content. I would never buy from them and suggest others don't either.

>>712824301
>This is worse than being a janitor at /v/'s

To be honest I wasn't planning on doing this for Gex considering I've only beaten the first game, but I suppose for those rare 5 actual Gexfags it's worth it.

Here's the stuff from the collection, it's the museum/videos, as well as the actual games, Carbon engine just uses bin format but named slightly different (Car) but re-naming them to bin makes them bin format, from there you can use a PS1 emulator like duckstaion and it'll work as if it was any other PS1 game, these are all the PS1 versions of the gex games, no other versions are present g_data 1-2-3 is just Gex 1-2-3 respectively

https://www.mediafire.com/file/euvtsxyv7w6b3vl/Gex.7z/file

>>712834650
I've only ever bought their castlevania releases because I want them physical.

>>712834610
Nothing for the games.

Lots of bonus stuff though. Like footage of the scrapped 4th PS1 game, art, magazine scans, an interview with Dana...

>>712793639
>No Silicon Valley remake
damnit

>>712792460
>NOOOOOOOOOO NOT POOPTOWN!!!!!!!!

>>712834859
I can understand wanting a physical copy. But their digital ports are just an iso and an emulator as other people said. Just want to warn others before they waste money.

>>712792318 (OP)
>Paying for emulation
KYS.

>>712793423
>Firsthand knowledge
Stop projecting your faggotry onto the rest of the fanbase, queer.

>>712828345

>>712834392
so you want to comsoom product. Whatever you say, trannyfrog. After all, you are the problem

>>712824301
>This is like a Family Guy cutaway

>>712834392
so you wanna pay money on emulator because of namebrand. How about you consider suicide next

>>712824301

>"Pee-yew! What is this, L.A.?"

>>712824301
>This is the part where you boogie
>This is the part where you dance

>>712803669
it is this. I'm an older millennial but my switch is hacked so I've played all this garbage for free. It's best left in the past.

Am I really going to pay 30 bucks just so I can play Gex 2 and 3 with analog controls?

Yes. Yes, I am.

>>712834840
This better not be dolphin porn, Anon. I'll be very cross with you if it is.

>>712831543
Emulators won't add in analog support for Gex 2 and 3

>>712821262
Fuck me, please never post again

>>712824301
>If you're playing Poker at Johnny O'Malleys place, you're playing checkers.

>>712824521
You are depth to how unfunny you are

>>712839193
Most of these are fitting because I don't get the references.

"Ugh, I feel like a hamster at Richard Gere's house..."

>>712794234
>$30 bucks for this

>>712839397
I completely made up Johnny O'Malley

I played this back in my childhood and the only i remember is the titanic level. Is this game bad?

>>712792318 (OP)
I cant wait for v to play this game, stop play after the grave yard level, then find out how bording this shit "gay-em" was and it.

>>712840087

Its fine. Not as good as Mario or Banjo, but better than crap like Ninjabread Man or Rascal.

>>712839282
That's Gex we're talking about. Its writing absolutely unfunny

Just so y'all know, the audio is fucking ATROCIOUSLY bad. I really really want to fucking play these games with analog controls, but I guess I won't.

>>712840836
>*is absolutely unfunny
the fuck is wrong with me today, why am I using poor ESL?

Anyone here remember gexup?

>>712824301
>Who made this? An Esher painting? I don't think so!

imagine paying for shoddy emulated Limited Run trash

gex isn't even the most fuckable platformer mascot

>>712842053
I'd rather fuck Gex than Sonic or Mario

>>712831089
Hot.

gex...........sayexxxxxxxxooooo............

>>712842053
Lara Croft was back in both 1990s and 2000s, but those two great decades were things we can never replicate.

>>712824301
>There are ghosts in this level?! Eat your heart out, Jordan Peele!

>>712796738
>>>Gex quotes Goodfellas/Sopranos
>"That's right cocksucker! Go back to Tomb Raider!"

For the love of God put it on sale you cheap bastards! I was willing to try to buy holy shit it has nothing to offer for that much!
>>712842053

>>712824301
>"I might have to wash your foul mouth with Sydney Sweeney's bar of soap!"

>>712792318 (OP)
>mixed reviews
Damn...

>>712843642
It's low effort. You'd be better off emulating.

>>712824301
>"Man, this creature's ugly. Who are you, Bella Ramsay?"

>>712807125
Sauce

>>712843173
Don't buy it. The audio is fucking terrible and makes the games unplayable.

>>712795107
>no pre-marital Gex
>Gex 3 ends with Gex fucking Lady Xtra
I can't believe Gex is a married man, either that or a hypocrite

>>712843642
Downloading emulation is free and is way better than purchasing this type of slop

>>712842053
Who's the most fuckableplatformer mascot after Klonoa?

>>712792318 (OP)
Fuck me sideways and call me bitch! GEX is back!!!
Will it be PS5 too?

>>712824301
>"Eww, what is this?! One of Bill Cosby's pudding pops?!"

yes enter the gecko faggot

>>712844215
This is why you're the problem. You're getting excited over a shitty emulated version made by a big corpo. Just download an emulated game for free.

>expected delivery
>oct 25

>>712824301
>Drake is a pedo.

...anyway, it's TAIL TIME!

>>712792318 (OP)
Deja ouch all over again

I wonder which voice actor they'll use or if they'll give players the choice of the American or British VA

>>712824301
>Chicken jockey!

>>712824301
>if you think I'm bad, look at what they did to the bobcat

>>712798649
I love how the hub world looks like a proto-vaporwave environment. Gex was ironically ahead of its time for obnoxious millennial nostalgia.

>>712838238
>mask 2 posting
YOU HAVE BEEN ADDED TO MY COLECTION

>>712824301
>Lara Croft may have been irrelevant, but trust me, I'm much worse!

>>712824301
>"No more Star Wars, please!"

>>712844121
Kao (the original, not the ugly reboot)

>Gex 2 one of a few childhood games I have left that I've never finished like Disney's Hercules and Battletoads
>Actually thinking about buying it to close a loop
Fuck man, I could do so much better at that price but there's tiny Gex in the back of my head egging me on.

>>712845379
Literally just emulate it. The audio issues are so fucking bad I literally couldn't stand it.

>>712844053
He didn't put that sign up. It was Rez, taunting him.

>>712834840
What's different/special about these roms compared to the old dumps?

>>712838238
>>712844797
Where is Cuban Pete? I've heard he's king of the rumba beat.

>>712828725
You can get the same sort of humor by just getting your millennial uncle to recite the most dead-beaten-horse Monty Python skits or Arnold Schwarzenegger quips in an annoying voice.

tl;dr: "This is more unfunny than a Dennis Miller houseparty!"

>Remaster
>Can't do away with N64 fog
Why did they use the N64 versions of 2 and 3 instead of the Playstation versions?

>>712824301
>I can't believe it's not lupus!

>>712824301
>This is just like playing watersports at R. Kelly's house!

>>712793639
I'm still waiting for Knack on PC

>>712839051
They just mapped the inputs to analog in the emulator. No changes have been made the games

>>712846954
Keep saying it

>no sale
Guess I'm waiting for the summer sales, best case 10%, worst case I get some cards

>>712801818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0DDY299Ly4

>>712847108
>He thinks a new release will be discounted during the summer sale
New, huh?

>>712847224
Don't really think, just hope

>>712792382
Let's be honest. I was a retarded child and could never get past level 2 lol.

>>712847336
Fool.

>>712834210
Something the other anon didn't mention is brevity.
A bunch of those "jokes" run on and on compared to anything in Gex, the ice age and Jack Snyder ones being particularly bad.
On the subject of the Snyder joke, a better angle would be to joke about lighting, since you can have theme specific joke in darker levels where gex says "Greeeaaaat, looks like this is the Snyder cut"

So this is another Glover situation where it's no better than emulation?

>>712847543
There are a handful of bonus features, and again, you're telling Squeenix you want more Gex. Consider it an investment in the future of the franchise if you want.

>>712847543
Correct. This is not a remaster, it's just a port of the N64 titles as far as the 3D games are concerned.

>This is like a weekend party at Harvey Weinstein's house!
What the fuck was Gex on?

>>712793639
Because Bubsy games are trash and the only way to have a feature with this dumbass mascot is making new titles that are less dogshit

>>712847627
Oh boy, if I consoom hard enough maybe they'll grace us by licensing the series out to the lowest bidder!! I can't wait for a dev with no platforming expertice to make a half-assed Gex sequel come 2031! "Buy it and they'll make a sequel" always works!

>>712847627
Nigga, fuck you. I'm not buying a half-assed compilation with sound and emulation issues just to HOPE they make a new Gex game. I don't want a new Gex game period because they'll miss the point completely.

>>712848082
>no platforming expertice
fitting for gex then

So the Trilogy doesn't have both the PSX and the N64 versions of the games, despite them being distinctly different? No? Do the devs even know what they were deving?

>>712848082
>>712848196
The alternative is nothing at all, and it seems like you two are perfectly fine with that. I'm personally willing to roll those dice, $30 for a small chance at something I actually want in the future, and ports that are natively compatible with modern controllers is enough for me, but I understand completely if you're of a differing opinion. I'm not trying to sell you on it.

>>712848417
If they had the N64 versions alongside it, that'd be a slightly better deal.
If they really wanted to impress buyers, they'd decomp/recomp it from the source code, clean up the controls, increase the resolution, add the unique levels from each respective game in one package and that would have made this a great buy.

>>712848560
>The alternative is nothing at all
...And that's a bad thing?
>I'm not trying to sell you on it.
...I think you are, alongside a few others in this thread.

>>712831831
>Daaaaang... you're quite the colossal guy... for me?

>>712847627
>you're telling Squeenix you want more Gex
has this ever actually worked? i hear this with every single remaster or merch drop and its crickets thereafter. i feel like this mindset was injected into the gamer market by top analysts who understand that the average gamer is seriously emotionally overattached to the products they consume and took advantage of that to say "buy this product and you will metaphorically make your favourite character smile at their bright future they're totally going to have"

>>712848807
>...And that's a bad thing?
Not at all, if you don't want more Gex games and would rather let the series keep its dignity over taking a risk of getting something below par, I fully respect that. That's an entirely reasonable perspective and philosophy to have on this matter.

I'm just willing to hold out a vain hope that we can get more good stuff. Squeenix held onto the IP for a reason, they have plans, I want to see how they shake out. That's all there is to it.

And I didn't already own a legit copy of Gex 2, don't have a PC that can run my legit copy of Gex 1 anymore, and I don't want to plug my old PS1 in to play Gex 3. It's as much a matter of convenience for me as it is a statement of my interest and commitment to the franchise.

>>712849474
>reddit spacing

>>712846983
Is there a way to do this in Duckstation?

Huh?

>>712849396
>i hear this with every single remaster or merch drop and its crickets thereafter
Only shills say this, anon. You don't think these companies have interns who don't know what social media and 4chan is? Moreso with this site, being anonymous means they can shill and damage control the game harder than if they were representing the company. There's also the notion of gamers being 'entitled' and shaming them for not accepting a catch-22 with an IP that has something of a fanbase. Only video games have an issue where people are berated for demanding a quality product.

>>712849541
Yeah just REMAP THE CONTROLS IN OPTIONS YOU DUMB FUCK!

>>712849541
Yes, every modern emulator can. If you use Retroarch and do it to every core

>>712849665
Gex still moves in 8 cardinal directions when you do this, dipshit. The remaster actually has full 360 degree control.

>>712849674
see >>712849674

>>712849708
No it doesn't

>>712849514
It's called "separating your paragraphs."
Reddit Spacing would be doing it every line, for no reason.

>>712792318 (OP)
The vibes of the first game in particular are something none of the other games quite clicked for me, the Halloween/horror channel start was kino and the jungle maps were a jam.

>>712849796
Nigger I played it. It does.

>>712848417
kys sticknigger

>>712848417
Please don't let this dissuade you from drawing gexo sexo art

>>712849884
fuck you, you stinky nigger
andrew hussie's based

>>712848417
Name one remastered title where you get both distinct console versions of the same game together in one package.

You niggers will bitch about literally anything and everything.

>>712850069
Tomb Raider Remastered included bonus content from all platforms that were exclusive to those platforms

>>712849661
>Only video games have an issue where people are berated for demanding a quality product
I really like how you put this.
Of all the entertainment industries, video games have their consumers clocked to the greatest accuracy though all the telemetry built into the devices on which they must experience the video games, I imagine that kind of data can send shills and drones out from the bigwig companies to target with surgical accuracy one message fro one group and one message for another. Now that I say it, they almost definitely would use this to manufacture infighting and keep their product in the trending tabs of social media.

>>712850069
Most "remasters" will combine features from multiple versions of the game to make a "Complete package". But this isn't a "remaster", this is a port. Though, plenty of port packages in the modern day do include diffrent version, see also M2's castlevania collections.

>>712850069
>You niggers will bitch about literally anything and everything
See, you're doing it. Berating people for wanting the most out of their products. Why is it a problem to want each version of the games in one whole package? Even the Gameboy games should be in this collection. REALLY sell this fucking thing instead of just half-assing it with a bunch of superfluous stuff.

>>712850069
>t. bootlicker
this is you. You are on your kness begging to suck RTG's dick and swallow it's cum like a good submissive sissy faggot that you are. You're using your throat to have gay sex now because your anus is probably already blown out from all the dicks you've been riding for video game companies.
aids kills fags like you dead. tick tock, your time is running out. Better suck all the dick you still can before you croak

Do people ACTUALLY like Gex? The 3DO was a pretty bad console

>>712850069

>>712844368
I already do have the digital PS3 titles and a hacked PS3 filled with over 100GB of PS1 titles
Relax

>>712792318 (OP)
You'll get bored in the graveyard level.

>>712844368
IMHO, I'd rather have emulated versions that "remakes" and else
I am surprised to see Gex coming back in 2025, played so much on N64

>>712850398
>your anus is probably already blown out from all the dicks you've been riding
you're reminding me of a guy i saw yesterday who fit something the size of a traffic cone up his ass and all i could think was how he'll be in depends by middle age if he's lucky.

>>712850402
Gex is genuinely the only good 3DO game.

>>712850402
N64 I had, I've played the 3D games mostly

>>712792382
1 has a few "that part"s but it's certainly beatable.

>>712850402
The first Gex was on PC,Saturn and PSX as well. The Sequels were on PC,N64,PSX and Gameboy Color. Games could make a profit back then without selling 10Million copies.

PSA

for anyone playing on PS3 with audio issues
Use the analog sound output or use the bare minimum in your HDMI sound settings
It has solved my issue playing Silent Hill on PS3 via HDMI

>>712850714
>for anyone playing on PS3
this remaster came out on the ps3 in 2025? what the hell?

>>712850402
Gex jumped ship from the 3DO and went to have a bunch of follow-ups, so there was definitely something there to draw people. And as a fan of Gex since first grade, while the games aren't spectacular or high-quality, I will say in hindsight, Gex never had a game on par with Sonic 2006 or Bomberman Act Zero. At worst, Gex got a handful of underwhelming ports (N64). But the series never had a real stinker and concluded before it could. It also did around fifteen million overall, Enter the Gecko really being the game that put the series on the map from just a one-off title being ported to other platforms.

The gameplay is serviceable enough but the character and concept was appealing enough to carry the 3D games. The music is really good too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt2DE08a7LU

>>712850402
Gex 1 was the single good game on 3DO.

>>712850941
what about Doom?

>>712850398
>He said, as he recharged his Nintendo Switch 2 console

>>712851068
Wrong again, fag.

>>712805365
or just emulate the fucking original

>>712792318 (OP)
PAL Gex is way better.

>>712851279
Nothing PAL is better, ever. Fucking britnigger scum.

>>712851030
That was a notoriously bad port made in ten weeks. The only thing that's good about it is the fact that they recorded the whole soundtrack with real instruments for the first time. Everything else is pretty fucking rancid, even down to the controls, because the controller didn't have enough buttons. Other than that, it's basically the Jaguar version, but with a better soundtrack.

>>712851381
Go yank on a rope, ya wank.

Jesus, the amount of crap people will uncover to peddle to a new generation of retards
What's next, brushing the dust off Bubsy 3D because it's an ancient PS1 game now and that makes it automatically good enough to resell?

>>712851438
jag version had better controls and framerate

>>712849640
Be honest anon, what was the second related game?
My store page is Deltarune with 20 hours and Hollow Knight with 97 hours.

>>712851976
Gex abd Bubsy comparisons are made by retards who have played neither. Gex was decently popular because the games were genuinely good, Bubsy was always complete dogshit that never did well.

>>712851976
>brushing the dust off Bubsy 3D
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3039890/Bubsy_in_The_Purrfect_Collection/

>>712824301
>This is like eating ice cream with Samuel L. Jackson

This reminds me of the time I was raped at Drew Barrymore’s quinceañera

>>712852382

Yeah i had a vague idea it was real.
Was hoping it was just a joke but desperate grifters will try anything to scam people out of just the merest of shekels.

>>712852264

Fucking idiot, nobody remembers Gex for good reasons. They're both failed mascots that got knocked over by mario and sonic, and Spyro to some degree.
This is like saying that Beanie babies deserve a successful comeback because Seapeople was just bad.

>>712852741
I remember Gex because 2 and 3 were decently fun platformers and I thought a cartoon lizard saying "damn" was funny

I was also very easy to please and liked Jersey Devil enough to beat it multiple times so perhaps I'm not the best example

how the fuck did i miss the thread and realize the release was today only now

>>712824301
>Greek/Nordic mythology levels
>"THIS! IS! SPARTA!!!" *[uses his tail to spawn the enemy in slow-mo]*
>"Eat your heart out Kratos, I'm the REAL God of War!"
>"Zero to Hero, just like that!"
>"No, I'm Spartacus!"
>"No, no, no, Thor! I have the hammer, you don't!"
>"Oh Loki, come out and play!"
>"By the power of Grayskull!"
>"I HAVE THE POWER!" *[uses his tail to spawn the enemy while lightning strikes]*
>"Ohhh Sa-a-a-ailing, Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be..."

>>712804145
...Is steve minecratft's personal onahole

Alright, dickheads. You got your Gex, you got your Bubsy, your Crash, your Spyro, your Legacy of Kain, your Glover, and all the other remasters/re-releases that have come out over the past few years

Now, where the FUCK is the Syphon Filter Collection? How the FUCK does mother fucking Gex get a re-release but not one of the best fucking spy shooters on the PS1?

>>712850537
well consider playing it on the emulator instead of wasting your wallet. Your call

>>712850537
okay but the re-release is genuinely a worse experience than just emulating it

>completely broken audio
>no AA
>no option for texture filtering
>dogshit CRT filter with no options
>4:3 FMVs are stretched to 16:9 (this can be automated so that FMVs play at 4:3 while gameplay is 16:9 in Duckstation)
>no way to rebind controls making keyboard play impossible (the default binds are utterly retarded)

>>712824301
>I'm flying a plane now? What is this, 9/11?!

To all you who are wondering what exactly is "offensive" about Gex that it needs a disclaimer upon booting the game, it's probably this line

>"I'm flaming! In the... manly way."

How many people know the villain of Gex anyway?

>>712824301
>"Note to self: never babysit at Bryan Singer's house"

>>712853978
And how many of those people know he's Gex's father?

>>712824301
>Oh funny?! Where's the funny!?!

>reviews complaining about outdated humour
pussy ass niggas

>>712824301
>*[encounters a bunch of yakuzas]*
>"Eyyo, waddup my ninjas!"

>>712850069
kill yourself you dumb retarded faggot

>>712853295
ask sony

This was a good Gex thread. Shame the re-release is a pile of piss.

I'm sad.

>>712852741
>Fucking idiot, nobody remembers Gex for good reasons.
Yeah, and those good reasons are that Crystal Dynamics ended up making fucking Legacy of Kain and later took over the Tomb Raider series, retard. The Gex games are still great.

>>712824301
>Note to self, never game with James Rolfe

>>712824301
some sort of joke about Gex having been on Epstein's island

>>712825992
>>712828818
>>712831831
>>712834080
>>712854487
kek these are pretty good

>>712853295
Syphon Filter sucked.

>>712853295
Because Bend didn't want to keep on being the Tom Clancy action shooter game, but now they're screwed by layoffs because nobody's interested in buying Days Gone.

>>712855378
You are a cunt.

>>712855378
It's way better than all the dogshit listed, even if it isn't very good.

>>712824301
>When attacking enemy
>"It's ma'am!"
>"Das rite!"
>"Oh! He's hurt!"