Thread 712793536

>removes waiting turns and makes chess a fun, fast-paced game
Well, /v/ why aren't you playing kung fu chess?

That doesn't look or sound fun compared to normal chess at all

>>712793575
This.

>>712793536 (OP)
I laughed

>>712793536 (OP)
Slow movement is fine but remove the cooldowns and we have a real game

>>712793536 (OP)
I rather play 360 fisher

>>712793536 (OP)
>white sacs a knight and a queen for nothing
what a mong

>>712793536 (OP)
if i could code i'd add actual 2d graphics and animations to this, with music and everything, could be great

>>712793536 (OP)
>cooldowns on moving pieces

>>712793575
Normal chess ain't very fun to begin with

>>712795427
Speak for yourself.

>>712793575
fippy bippy
OP is a fag

>>712793575
Looks like the "ATB" system compared to FFX or FFT's perfect turn based ones.

>>712796591
I empirically tested Chess
My finding was It wasn't fun

only good chess game coming trough

>>712796591
He's right though, chess is a gay game for pajeet faggots.

>>712793575
filtered

You should be able to solve this

>>712799109
closed ass position with nothing happening just move your horse up seems like decent pressure on their horse

>>712795427
fpbp

>>712797002
An ATB system could actually be fun. Like you have a 10s cooldown before you can move again but don't strictly have to. Quick decisions! Those who think fast BTFO those who need more time to plan

>>712799323
a counterpunch!

>>712793536 (OP)

>bishops moves randomly claps the rook

Huh?

>>712799109
you SHOULD be able to
but why would you?
chess is boring af.

>>712799464
horse takes horse with check and wins some material I think

>>712799519
not quite out of the woods

>>712799540
queen takes f6 we're a guy up

>>712799573
you did it anon

How about another

>>712799109
White forfeits

>>712799687
Qh4+ king somewhere then queen h5 or g5 or takes b3 check depending on his move and win the knight
these are like 1200 lmaooo

>>712799109
Black can easily put white on the defensive with Rb5, followed by Rc2, followed by the almost unavoidable loss of the tower. Shittyass game.

>>712799862
nvm i am the 1200 that was a failure

>>712799862
slow down anon

>>712799884
I meant N not R, fuck the notation

>>712799915
i think he blundered Qg5+

>>712799487
Team killing.

>>712799974
i mean think white blundered and Ke2 saved him
I play Qg5+

>>712799974
Qg5+ and king goes to e2 and your attack ends, this is NOT the solution
>>712800028
If king went to e2 after Qh5+, then Qf2 was mate

>>712793536 (OP)
If chess is a sport, trans women are women.

>>712799884
anon if the knight goes to b5 it gets taken by the pawn and you lost your knight for no reason

>>712800135
oh yeah I missed an easy mate i am noob
but I win the knight except where the fuck is my other knight why am I not a piece up I smash the table and concede

>>712793536 (OP)
It's alright but it really needs a stagger gauge and a weapon upgrading system.

>>712793536 (OP)
black absolutely btfo the mong, retard just moving pawns, blocking his pieces and sacrifying shit for nothing
doesn't look fun at all

>game advertises that the pawns have a massive branching skill tree
>look inside at one of the skills
>"when an opponent's pawn moves two squares forward from its starting position, landing directly beside your pawn, you can take it on that turn only"

>>712799915
this is still the position, find the winning line

>>712793536 (OP)
If I can't play it on a real board it isn't chess, it's a chess themed video game.

>>712799915
ok so from here Qf4 he moves to e1 or e2 and then I do that mate i missed

>>712799109
Queen to B6

>>712800505
correct! any king move leads to Qf2#

>>712793536 (OP)
Just play bullet?

Surely anon will be able to solve this endgame puzzle which requires him to make the top engine move 8 turns in a row
after all endgames are very simple!

>>712800806
child'splay
Kd5

>>712801090
so far so good

>>712801115
Kc4

>>712801143
whoa....

>>712801158
I go to take the a pawn then push b pawn to queen skip a few moves

okay you ate his pawn and he ate your pawn, this is the last critical moment

>>712801228
shit it's hard
b4

>>712793536 (OP)
Wow this is the worst thing I've ever seen

>>712801337
correct. black queens with check and thus is in time to stop white's promotion. After that there's various ways to win and evaluation says it's m11, simplest way is going Qa2, Qb3, or Qh7 all with the intent of getting to Qg8 which permanently prevents white's promotion

Why didn't they make another influential game on this level? You'd think that country would be leaders of the video game industry today.

I use my two rooks to pendulum summon BLUE EYES BOARD EATER MAGNUS that will cancel out any enemy effects as long as its in the board. I will then sacrifice my king and queen to bring out ROYAL GUARD HENRY which will grant me full damage immunity as long as my bishops are alive, next i'll use DIVINE PROTECTION which will grant full damage and status protection to all my bishop and royal guard units for three turns, next i'll use CHECK MATE - X which will deal 10000 true damage to both players after two turns from being played. Your move anon.

>>712801158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8fT3mwQ3-w

>>712799540
Rather than taking the back Bishop and risk a queen trade, what about taking the close one. Black then takes white bishop. Then you move H2 up and threaten.

>>712801996
If you take the dark square bishop you fully win a bishop, and you don't mind a queen trade since you're up a minor piece. If you take the light square bishop, black takes your bishop, and it's just an even trade. h2 and black simply moves the bishop away and saves it.

>>712799687
Queen to h4 then f2 checkmate.

>>712801470
>india
No thanks.

>>712797949
Aside from this, any other interesting chess games?

>>712793536 (OP)
>sacrifice your queen for absolutely no reason.

White player is a retard.

>>712795427
This. Fischer random is the best variant. Regular chess is just a shit load of rote memorisation.

>>712793536 (OP)
>rook disappears at 1:00 while capturing bishop
wtf that's retarded

>>712806361
>Regular chess is just a shit load of rote memorisation.
That's a beginner's or layman's perception of chess. Thinking many steps ahead and making interesting strategic decisions goes way beyond that. But you wouldn't know.

>>712806361
That's every game ever.

>>712795427
only if you are a retard

>>712793536 (OP)
>moves king from in check to in check

Removed the rules too apparently.

>>712793536 (OP)
just play a RTS at that point

>>712808697
Have you considered ATB chess might have different rules, such as winning by capturing the enemy king and no stalemates (both make perfect sense even in regular chess)

>>712793536 (OP)
Can you buffer moves?

>>712809067
white does it near the end and his pieces start disappearing for no reason

>>712793536 (OP)
enter

>>712795427
still more fun than competitive fighting games

What do you do in this situation?

>>712793575
if this were in 3d with special effects you would eat your own shit right fucking now

>>712812101
fart loudly