Thread 712793536 - /v/ [Archived: 987 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:38:56 AM No.712793536
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>removes waiting turns and makes chess a fun, fast-paced game
Well, /v/ why aren't you playing kung fu chess?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:40:28 AM No.712793575
That doesn't look or sound fun compared to normal chess at all
Replies: >>712793625 >>712795427 >>712796720 >>712797002 >>712798913 >>712813237
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:41:45 AM No.712793625
>>712793575
This.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:53:58 AM No.712794138
>>712793536 (OP)
I laughed
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:58:25 AM No.712794346
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>>712793536 (OP)
Slow movement is fine but remove the cooldowns and we have a real game
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:00:09 AM No.712794443
>>712793536 (OP)
I rather play 360 fisher
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:00:55 AM No.712794479
>>712793536 (OP)
>white sacs a knight and a queen for nothing
what a mong
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:05:32 AM No.712794697
>>712793536 (OP)
if i could code i'd add actual 2d graphics and animations to this, with music and everything, could be great
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:07:11 AM No.712794779
absolutely disgusting
absolutely disgusting
md5: 8e9ff1bfeec85e70259a272e4d55a0d7🔍
>>712793536 (OP)
>cooldowns on moving pieces
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:22:20 AM No.712795427
>>712793575
Normal chess ain't very fun to begin with
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:49:06 AM No.712796591
>>712795427
Speak for yourself.
Replies: >>712797202 >>712798054
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:52:13 AM No.712796720
>>712793575
fippy bippy
OP is a fag
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:58:12 AM No.712797002
>>712793575
Looks like the "ATB" system compared to FFX or FFT's perfect turn based ones.
Replies: >>712799420
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:02:26 AM No.712797202
>>712796591
I empirically tested Chess
My finding was It wasn't fun
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:16:57 AM No.712797949
5D_Chess_with_Multiverse_Time_Travel
5D_Chess_with_Multiverse_Time_Travel
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only good chess game coming trough
Replies: >>712805851
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:19:02 AM No.712798054
>>712796591
He's right though, chess is a gay game for pajeet faggots.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:38:29 AM No.712798913
>>712793575
filtered
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:43:37 AM No.712799109
URZ3ikx[1]
URZ3ikx[1]
md5: f9aebf0ed99b142a6f6018699fe16eb9🔍
You should be able to solve this
Replies: >>712799323 >>712799494 >>712799716 >>712799884 >>712800532
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:49:32 AM No.712799323
>>712799109
closed ass position with nothing happening just move your horse up seems like decent pressure on their horse
Replies: >>712799464
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:50:37 AM No.712799370
>>712795427
fpbp
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:52:03 AM No.712799420
>>712797002
An ATB system could actually be fun. Like you have a 10s cooldown before you can move again but don't strictly have to. Quick decisions! Those who think fast BTFO those who need more time to plan
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:53:23 AM No.712799464
KoOOO3M[1]
KoOOO3M[1]
md5: 3e86fb96f43b87b25130baba35a738b8🔍
>>712799323
a counterpunch!
Replies: >>712799519
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:54:02 AM No.712799487
>>712793536 (OP)

>bishops moves randomly claps the rook

Huh?
Replies: >>712800027
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:54:08 AM No.712799494
>>712799109
you SHOULD be able to
but why would you?
chess is boring af.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:54:37 AM No.712799519
>>712799464
horse takes horse with check and wins some material I think
Replies: >>712799540
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:55:22 AM No.712799540
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>>712799519
not quite out of the woods
Replies: >>712799573 >>712801996
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:56:23 AM No.712799573
>>712799540
queen takes f6 we're a guy up
Replies: >>712799583
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:56:39 AM No.712799583
>>712799573
you did it anon
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:59:11 AM No.712799687
8mYUd7M[1]
8mYUd7M[1]
md5: 6836a0d1df118ea6328155532706ae8c🔍
How about another
Replies: >>712799862 >>712802150
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:59:50 AM No.712799716
>>712799109
White forfeits
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:02:56 AM No.712799862
>>712799687
Qh4+ king somewhere then queen h5 or g5 or takes b3 check depending on his move and win the knight
these are like 1200 lmaooo
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:03:22 AM No.712799884
>>712799109
Black can easily put white on the defensive with Rb5, followed by Rc2, followed by the almost unavoidable loss of the tower. Shittyass game.
Replies: >>712799963 >>712800182
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:03:59 AM No.712799910
>>712799862
nvm i am the 1200 that was a failure
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:04:03 AM No.712799915
H5InLuG[1]
H5InLuG[1]
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>>712799862
slow down anon
Replies: >>712799974 >>712800472 >>712800505
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:05:09 AM No.712799963
>>712799884
I meant N not R, fuck the notation
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:05:20 AM No.712799974
>>712799915
i think he blundered Qg5+
Replies: >>712800028 >>712800135
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:06:29 AM No.712800027
>>712799487
Team killing.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:06:29 AM No.712800028
>>712799974
i mean think white blundered and Ke2 saved him
I play Qg5+
Replies: >>712800135
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:08:56 AM No.712800135
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>>712799974
Qg5+ and king goes to e2 and your attack ends, this is NOT the solution
>>712800028
If king went to e2 after Qh5+, then Qf2 was mate
Replies: >>712800216
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:09:44 AM No.712800170
>>712793536 (OP)
If chess is a sport, trans women are women.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:09:57 AM No.712800182
>>712799884
anon if the knight goes to b5 it gets taken by the pawn and you lost your knight for no reason
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:10:44 AM No.712800216
>>712800135
oh yeah I missed an easy mate i am noob
but I win the knight except where the fuck is my other knight why am I not a piece up I smash the table and concede
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:11:03 AM No.712800231
>>712793536 (OP)
It's alright but it really needs a stagger gauge and a weapon upgrading system.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:12:40 AM No.712800313
>>712793536 (OP)
black absolutely btfo the mong, retard just moving pawns, blocking his pieces and sacrifying shit for nothing
doesn't look fun at all
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:14:57 AM No.712800428
>game advertises that the pawns have a massive branching skill tree
>look inside at one of the skills
>"when an opponent's pawn moves two squares forward from its starting position, landing directly beside your pawn, you can take it on that turn only"
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:15:57 AM No.712800472
>>712799915
this is still the position, find the winning line
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:16:33 AM No.712800503
>>712793536 (OP)
If I can't play it on a real board it isn't chess, it's a chess themed video game.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:16:34 AM No.712800505
>>712799915
ok so from here Qf4 he moves to e1 or e2 and then I do that mate i missed
Replies: >>712800552
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:17:22 AM No.712800532
>>712799109
Queen to B6
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:17:49 AM No.712800552
bpqFsU0[1]
bpqFsU0[1]
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>>712800505
correct! any king move leads to Qf2#
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:18:59 AM No.712800601
>>712793536 (OP)
Just play bullet?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:23:54 AM No.712800806
OzOGr0J[1]
OzOGr0J[1]
md5: 78657423d9a51fc9b709b3a8b409e09d🔍
Surely anon will be able to solve this endgame puzzle which requires him to make the top engine move 8 turns in a row
after all endgames are very simple!
Replies: >>712801090
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:30:15 AM No.712801090
>>712800806
child'splay
Kd5
Replies: >>712801115
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:30:41 AM No.712801115
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>>712801090
so far so good
Replies: >>712801143
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:31:24 AM No.712801143
>>712801115
Kc4
Replies: >>712801158
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:31:48 AM No.712801158
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>>712801143
whoa....
Replies: >>712801181 >>712801680
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:32:26 AM No.712801181
>>712801158
I go to take the a pawn then push b pawn to queen skip a few moves
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:33:24 AM No.712801228
4asW88k[1]
4asW88k[1]
md5: 50fe1e755d27a23075b62277db32534e🔍
okay you ate his pawn and he ate your pawn, this is the last critical moment
Replies: >>712801337
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:35:44 AM No.712801337
>>712801228
shit it's hard
b4
Replies: >>712801452
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:36:20 AM No.712801379
>>712793536 (OP)
Wow this is the worst thing I've ever seen
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:37:51 AM No.712801452
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>>712801337
correct. black queens with check and thus is in time to stop white's promotion. After that there's various ways to win and evaluation says it's m11, simplest way is going Qa2, Qb3, or Qh7 all with the intent of getting to Qg8 which permanently prevents white's promotion
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:38:18 AM No.712801470
Chaturanga
Chaturanga
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Why didn't they make another influential game on this level? You'd think that country would be leaders of the video game industry today.
Replies: >>712803030
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:39:03 AM No.712801506
keikaku
keikaku
md5: 475d4e3cd239f3a95dd2572e4313edf8🔍
I use my two rooks to pendulum summon BLUE EYES BOARD EATER MAGNUS that will cancel out any enemy effects as long as its in the board. I will then sacrifice my king and queen to bring out ROYAL GUARD HENRY which will grant me full damage immunity as long as my bishops are alive, next i'll use DIVINE PROTECTION which will grant full damage and status protection to all my bishop and royal guard units for three turns, next i'll use CHECK MATE - X which will deal 10000 true damage to both players after two turns from being played. Your move anon.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:42:53 AM No.712801680
>>712801158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8fT3mwQ3-w
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:49:39 AM No.712801996
>>712799540
Rather than taking the back Bishop and risk a queen trade, what about taking the close one. Black then takes white bishop. Then you move H2 up and threaten.
Replies: >>712802141
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:52:26 AM No.712802141
>>712801996
If you take the dark square bishop you fully win a bishop, and you don't mind a queen trade since you're up a minor piece. If you take the light square bishop, black takes your bishop, and it's just an even trade. h2 and black simply moves the bishop away and saves it.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:52:42 AM No.712802150
>>712799687
Queen to h4 then f2 checkmate.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:09:51 PM No.712803030
>>712801470
>india
No thanks.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:07:34 PM No.712805851
>>712797949
Aside from this, any other interesting chess games?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:15:38 PM No.712806283
>>712793536 (OP)
>sacrifice your queen for absolutely no reason.

White player is a retard.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:16:59 PM No.712806361
>>712795427
This. Fischer random is the best variant. Regular chess is just a shit load of rote memorisation.
Replies: >>712807512 >>712807813
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:38:43 PM No.712807491
>>712793536 (OP)
>rook disappears at 1:00 while capturing bishop
wtf that's retarded
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:39:09 PM No.712807512
>>712806361
>Regular chess is just a shit load of rote memorisation.
That's a beginner's or layman's perception of chess. Thinking many steps ahead and making interesting strategic decisions goes way beyond that. But you wouldn't know.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:44:26 PM No.712807782
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:45:03 PM No.712807813
>>712806361
That's every game ever.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:48:14 PM No.712807974
>>712795427
only if you are a retard
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:02:27 PM No.712808697
>>712793536 (OP)
>moves king from in check to in check

Removed the rules too apparently.
Replies: >>712808959
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:04:53 PM No.712808824
>>712793536 (OP)
just play a RTS at that point
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:07:22 PM No.712808959
>>712808697
Have you considered ATB chess might have different rules, such as winning by capturing the enemy king and no stalemates (both make perfect sense even in regular chess)
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:09:12 PM No.712809067
>>712793536 (OP)
Can you buffer moves?
Replies: >>712809280
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:12:44 PM No.712809280
>>712809067
white does it near the end and his pieces start disappearing for no reason
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:49:36 PM No.712811489
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chess-evolved-online2
md5: a0eac7c3f7a1f609de287bf9898ebe13🔍
>>712793536 (OP)
enter
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:58:45 PM No.712812028
>>712795427
still more fun than competitive fighting games
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:00:04 PM No.712812101
sddefault
sddefault
md5: ce7e8e21941d3e255ee09402e8a22236🔍
What do you do in this situation?
Replies: >>712815657
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:20:30 PM No.712813237
>>712793575
if this were in 3d with special effects you would eat your own shit right fucking now
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:58:30 PM No.712815657
>>712812101
fart loudly