Thread 712795135

but Mario, I already donated my whole paycheck to Israel

>>712795135 (OP)
i wanna get one when they make cool designs

>>712795135 (OP)
I will after you STOP COSTING ME MORE MEDICAL BILLS FROM BRICK-RELATED INJURIES YOU FAT FUCK

>>712795135 (OP)
I didn't even know it was out lmao. Another WiiU flop

>>712795135 (OP)
I have plenty of money, that's not the problem. Uncensor Tokyo Clanpool and apologize to Compa and then I may consider it.

>buy this new expensive console
>I don't really want to do that
>also buy this new expensive game for the console
>I don't want to do that either
>also also pay us a monthly fee to use your own internet
>I'm not doing that either

>>712795232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu_eDxflkMc

>>712795135 (OP)
How can a poorfag buy a switch 2, you dumb bitch? What people should be doing is pumping up those Switch 1 numbers so it can finally overtake PS2 lifetime sales and Sony can stop lying. (The record was already broken by the 3DS years back until Sony bumped up the numbers to 150 million)

>>712795280
if you don't buy it, the ghost of Hirohito is gonna shove his spectral cock up your ass tonight

>>712795135 (OP)
>>712795175
Emulator in a few weeks.
I will get all my mediocre nu-Nintendo goyslop for free while you have to pay for it, peasant.

>>712795263
>Tokyo Clanpool
STOP PLAYING ANIME SHIT FOOL

I haven't played a single nintendo game
Mario? Nope
Zelda? Nu uh
Kirby? Nah
FZero? No
Metroid? Uh uh
Smash? Pass

I don't think I've missed a single thing

>>712795395
>hates nintendo games
>wants to play them as soon as possible
many such cases

>>712795395
Enjoy those amazing Nintendo games, PC vegan!

>>712795415
No, anime games are 90% of what I play these days and if you censor them, I will not buy your console. Simple as. All they had to do was let me have my weebshit uncensored and I would have overlooked almost everything else, but they couldn't do one fucking thing to keep me happy.

>>712795365
BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

my dad is about to die and he has no money and I have no job
should I get a switch 2

>>712795494
I will get all Nintendo Switch 2 games for free + all other nintendo games from NES to Switch 1 + All playstation and sega games + Thousands of PC exclusives.
Pc wins again.

HOOPLA

>>712795635
Getting a switch 2 will give you the same amount of enjoyment as watching your dad die.

>>712795660
>DS and 3DS on PC
gross

>>712795660
Enjoy those amazing Nintendo, Sega, and Playstation games, PC vegan!

>>712795135 (OP)
>poorfag
>buy
i prefer to buy food tyvm
if i get a lil more i get some indie games
also
>nintendo
i kinda hate them for how corporate and mafia like they are

>>712795660
why would you want to play mediocre goyslop as you called it whether it was free or not

>>712795135 (OP)
Why do people think that someone who doesn't want to buy a overpriced console/game is poor?

>>712795135 (OP)
I WANT a switch 2, but my only option rn is to steal one...

>>712796070
dont be a nigger

>>712795135 (OP)
I'm poor because I just spent my money on getting a steam deck OLED instead. At least it has GAMES.

>>712795869
Projecting, 500 bucks is not much and poorfags will 0% finance anyway to conanwheel their debtspiral.

>>712796112
then dont thow me bricks, throw some money instead...

>>712795395
2 MORE WEEKS

>>712796205
I'll throw you a job application instead

>>712796070
>>712796372
What are even the good games on Switch 2 currently.
Mario Kart World... and that's really it. Thevrest are Switch 1 rereleases or multiplatform games.

>>712796449
So? Mario Kart is hundreds of hours of content and console launches are rarely that special. go look at the xbox 360 and ps2 launches.

>>712795135 (OP)
it will never have exclusives that are worth the asking price

>>712795135 (OP)
I don't find their games appealing. Nor do I owe my childhood to Nintendo.

>>712795135 (OP)
AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE

>>712795135 (OP)
I would if you fucking let me. Fuck these lotteries.

>>712795802
well, nintedos origins were a card company that sold playing cards to gambling yakuza's