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Anonymous No.712795583 [Report] >>712795695 >>712795745 >>712795836 >>712796175 >>712796289 >>712796903 >>712797038 >>712797141 >>712799327 >>712804602 >>712807271 >>712807334 >>712809498 >>712809680 >>712813219 >>712813667 >>712814532
This is the only new game coming out in the next few years that is interesting looking
Anonymous No.712795661 [Report] >>712795725 >>712795986 >>712797350 >>712798050
collectathon toddlerslop
Anonymous No.712795695 [Report]
>>712795583 (OP)
It is time for us to discuss Donkey Kong Bananza.
We will get a new trailer soon.
Anonymous No.712795706 [Report] >>712795757
it's coming in a month you retard
Anonymous No.712795725 [Report] >>712795860 >>712796004 >>712814824
>>712795661
Please stop being bitter about this game.
Anonymous No.712795745 [Report]
>>712795583 (OP)
grow up
Anonymous No.712795757 [Report] >>712795858
>>712795706
ESL
Anonymous No.712795780 [Report] >>712795815
Maybe if you're a mentally stunted nintenigger
Anonymous No.712795815 [Report] >>712795860
>>712795780
You are bitter about Mini-Pauline.
Anonymous No.712795836 [Report]
>>712795583 (OP)
...if you're 8 years old
Anonymous No.712795858 [Report]
>>712795757
retard
Anonymous No.712795860 [Report] >>712795986 >>712796039
>>712795725
>>712795815
No one is bitter about slop made to appeal to literal children
Anonymous No.712795961 [Report] >>712795993 >>712796759
I'm a 40 year old man, I have a wife, and three children. I exclusively play on Nintendo Switch and play bing bing wahoo games, I have a gaming PC for non Nintendo titles.
Anonymous No.712795986 [Report] >>712796046
>>712795661
>>712795860
Children play GTA, Fortnite and Call of Duty.

Donkey Kong is for Gen X / Millenials.
Anonymous No.712795993 [Report]
>>712795961
now wake up
Anonymous No.712796004 [Report] >>712796161
>>712795725
>please stop being bitter about mediocre and sloppy shovelware.
Either legit shill or shit eating fantard.
Either way go fuck your self, piece of shit
Anonymous No.712796039 [Report] >>712796137
>>712795860
I sense that You have a problem with Donkey Kong Bananza.
Everyone else is either excited for this game, or indifferent to it.
Anonymous No.712796046 [Report]
>>712795986
I don't play those either.
Anonymous No.712796086 [Report]
OH BANANA
Anonymous No.712796109 [Report]
I'm happy for more monkey enemies
we need evil Monkey bosses like in jungle beat
Anonymous No.712796110 [Report] >>712796165
I'm curious about the gameplay but i'm not feeling the artstyle, DK itself is cool and i like his redesign but the enemies are super weird not in a good way
Anonymous No.712796137 [Report] >>712796218
>>712796039
Source? Citation?
Anonymous No.712796161 [Report]
>>712796004
>I sense
No one cares, no one asked.
>being excited about mediocre and sloppy shovelware
Anonymous No.712796165 [Report] >>712796220
>>712796110
making it like hulk ultimate destruction with terrain destruction is a crazy choice i never thought they would do
Anonymous No.712796175 [Report] >>712796221 >>712796418 >>712796434 >>712798495
>>712795583 (OP)
Alright I know theres probably no direct coming but theres gotta be fucking SOMETHING for this game at least. Ad campaigns? Trailers to hype up release? I saw that fucking rock(Pauline) singing in the small clips they did reveal so another big song to hype up the game? Theyre keeping shit hush for this game
Anonymous No.712796218 [Report] >>712796254 >>712796273
>>712796137
I can sense it.
Anonymous No.712796220 [Report] >>712796339 >>712796374
>>712796165
Indeed, i still hope the game succed just because i love DK
Anonymous No.712796221 [Report] >>712796275 >>712796328
>>712796175
Because its concord tier dissapointment
Anonymous No.712796254 [Report]
>>712796218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu_eDxflkMc
Anonymous No.712796273 [Report]
>>712796218
>i am hallucinating
So what
Anonymous No.712796275 [Report] >>712796451
>>712796221
>Because its concord tier dissapointment
Anonymous No.712796289 [Report] >>712796354
>>712795583 (OP)
the level design is irrelevant and there's not even any platforming.
Anonymous No.712796328 [Report] >>712796528
>>712796221
>concord tier disappointment
you're in the wrong thread anon
Anonymous No.712796339 [Report] >>712796471
>>712796220
This game even less dk than ones with tiki faggots and viking animals
Its just some random aa or indie game slapped with dk name, not even protag looks like actual donkey kong
Anonymous No.712796354 [Report]
>>712796289
Yeah children and millennial tendies have no standards
Anonymous No.712796374 [Report]
>>712796220
i love all the inclusions and nods to the older games
Cranky looking good
Anonymous No.712796407 [Report]
Millenialslop
Anonymous No.712796418 [Report]
>>712796175
I think we are could get a feature where you can run around in 3D-platform segments as Mini-Pauline.
Anonymous No.712796434 [Report]
>>712796175
they're really keeping their cards close to their chest
the marketing is gonna ramp up in july i bet
Anonymous No.712796451 [Report] >>712803572
>>712796275
>but sony!
I will never stop laughing about nintendo toddlers autistic obsession with sony niggers
Literally rent free.
Anonymous No.712796471 [Report] >>712796706
>>712796339
Is not the Game being developed by the Mario team? You can't go more important than that in nintendo?
Anonymous No.712796504 [Report] >>712796812 >>712796913
Mario Odyssey didn't even show off the banjo tier capture shit until a later trailer, they probably have more stuff to reveal and wont show it so soon.
Anonymous No.712796528 [Report]
>>712796328
Slopothon is nowhere concord tier bad.
So stop being such shazamtranny, faggot
Anonymous No.712796610 [Report]
Finally a game for the fat, white, balding 35 year old virgin audience.
Anonymous No.712796706 [Report] >>712796812
>>712796471
>Mario team?
>nintendo?
I am magically supposed to care?
Best donkey kong games were developed by rare, in fact it was rare who made modern donkey kong, before them it was just generic arcade slop clone of king kong.
Anonymous No.712796759 [Report]
>>712795961
Nobody who posts with that Russian fag model has loved ones
Anonymous No.712796812 [Report] >>712796910 >>712801359
>>712796706
Tropical freeze is better than the original trilogy
>>712796504
Well probably something related to Pauline
Anonymous No.712796903 [Report] >>712796961
>>712795583 (OP)
It's just Mario Odyssey but with destructible environments.
If the moon design of Odyssey is keept i will be ass
Anonymous No.712796910 [Report]
>>712796812
Mini-Pauline will Bing-Bing Wahoo around the levels.
Anonymous No.712796913 [Report] >>712797106
>>712796504
i don't know why, but i feel like there might be a second player co op mode
and it's gonna be a playable king k rool
Anonymous No.712796961 [Report]
>>712796903
>It's just Mario Odyssey
>but not
thanks for clearing that up
Anonymous No.712797038 [Report]
>>712795583 (OP)
Right
Personally I'm excited for ninja gaiden 4, rageboubd, nioh 3, shinobi, earthion, salamander 3 and zaleste
Anonymous No.712797106 [Report]
>>712796913
The co-op mode is DK destroying the environment, and Mini-Pauline freely running around and/or following him.
I'm calling it now.
Anonymous No.712797141 [Report]
>>712795583 (OP)
There are Doors of Trithius, Soulash 2 and Streets of Rogue 2.
Fantasy Life i came out recently and looks fun.
Anonymous No.712797350 [Report]
>>712795661
The cursed 2 words. Nooo NOO noNONO
Anonymous No.712797542 [Report]
donkey tendies
Anonymous No.712797993 [Report] >>712798203
Who here is ready for the Mini-Pauline announcement?
Anonymous No.712798050 [Report] >>712799392 >>712802246 >>712814997
>>712795661
Anonymous No.712798069 [Report] >>712798136
It must be Pauline's daughter, it makes no sense for Cranky Kong to be old if Pauline is young.
Anonymous No.712798136 [Report]
>>712798069
Surely our main man Mario did it.
Anonymous No.712798203 [Report] >>712798253
>>712797993
It's gonna end with DK climbing a skycrapper with mini-Pauline like king kong
Anonymous No.712798253 [Report] >>712798393
>>712798203
How did Nintendo get away with blatantly ripping off King Kong? Is "Kong" even a jap word like they claim?
Anonymous No.712798393 [Report]
>>712798253
I don't know.
Anonymous No.712798495 [Report] >>712798576
>>712796175
They usually put out a trailer a month before release. Even if there's no Direct, we're most likely getting a new trailer this week
Anonymous No.712798576 [Report] >>712798630
>>712798495
It has to be a special presentation.
They wouldn't just shadowdrop Mini-Pauline.
Anonymous No.712798630 [Report] >>712798678
>>712798576
Direct tomorrow
Anonymous No.712798678 [Report] >>712803316
>>712798630
Are they not giving us a one-day notice?
Anonymous No.712798878 [Report]
I forgot that the one-day notice would be today, because tomorrow is Tuesday.
Anonymous No.712799310 [Report]
I am so excited for the next Direct.
Anonymous No.712799327 [Report] >>712803380
>>712795583 (OP)
That‘s pretty sad. You don‘t have to play nintendo games exclusively
Anonymous No.712799392 [Report]
>>712798050
Kek.
Anonymous No.712801359 [Report]
>>712796812
In terms of level design alone maybe, otherwise it looks like generic 2000-2010 shareware game.
Anonymous No.712802246 [Report]
>>712798050
That new game is mediocre slop
Anonymous No.712803316 [Report]
>>712798678
Yes.
Anonymous No.712803380 [Report] >>712803771
>>712799327
What games are you interested in?
Anonymous No.712803572 [Report]
>>712796451
Not him but it isn't really a stretch to bring up Sony in response to someone else bringing up a game published by them
Anonymous No.712803612 [Report]
DK Banana
Anonymous No.712803771 [Report] >>712806950
>>712803380
In the near future: silksong, ninja gaiden ragebound, shinobi, ghost of yotei, re9, marvel tokon. There‘s plenty of stuff out there if you‘re not limiting yourself to E rated bingtendo games
Anonymous No.712804436 [Report]
Do you think Pauline will get a big ol vocal feature halfway through the game again??
Anonymous No.712804602 [Report] >>712814809
>>712795583 (OP)
Anonymous No.712806950 [Report]
>>712803771
And what's so interesting about those derivative sequels?
Anonymous No.712807271 [Report]
>>712795583 (OP)
Incorrect
Anonymous No.712807334 [Report]
>>712795583 (OP)
>Solo Donkey Kong game
Bro there hasn't been a good one of these in the 21st century, it's the most obvious 7/10 ever
Anonymous No.712807573 [Report]
Where is the DK Direct
Where is mini Pauline
What is happening
Anonymous No.712807701 [Report] >>712808827
>Rare snoys are still seething
Looking forward to the meltdowns when Bananza becomes the best-selling DK by far.
Anonymous No.712807867 [Report]
game doesnt fit donkey kong (plus shitty redesign) it should have been a wario game
Anonymous No.712808827 [Report]
>>712807701
>muh sales
all you mentally ill tendie junkies can do is brag about sales, every single nintendo game coming out these days would bomb if it didn't had the nintendo logo on it
Anonymous No.712809436 [Report]
Metroid Prime 4 will be better than this.
Anonymous No.712809498 [Report]
>>712795583 (OP)
>People who've played it said it gets boring as you basically just destroy stuff
>Seth Rogen Kong
Anonymous No.712809680 [Report]
>>712795583 (OP)
Oh no anyway
Anonymous No.712809732 [Report] >>712811078
These fuckers probably saving the Direct until the Switch 2 sales starts slowing down.
Anonymous No.712811078 [Report]
>>712809732
By then you have to release more games, not just announce them
Anonymous No.712812845 [Report] >>712813887
why are people hating on the gamecube now? the fuck is wrong with y'all
Anonymous No.712813219 [Report]
>>712795583 (OP)
i thought so at first then i realised 99% of the game was punching rock to find collectibles
horrible
Anonymous No.712813667 [Report] >>712813810
>>712795583 (OP)
i don't care if the game looks shit, i'm buying it to jerk off to him
Anonymous No.712813810 [Report] >>712813978
>>712813667
you're gonna take his pants off aren't you
Anonymous No.712813887 [Report]
>>712812845
Nothing is sacred when it comes to schizo shitposting
Anonymous No.712813978 [Report]
>>712813810
duh. hopefully the direct they're releasing shows off some even gayer shit than what we've seen
Anonymous No.712814532 [Report] >>712814601
>>712795583 (OP)
KONG RAPE!!!
Anonymous No.712814601 [Report]
>>712814532
he'll do no such thing. he can consensually get whoever he wants
Anonymous No.712814641 [Report]
there are literally so many interesting games soon to release... you are a nintendtoddler
Anonymous No.712814809 [Report]
>>712804602
A single strike from Bananza Kong would KILL CountryKong btw
Anonymous No.712814824 [Report]
>>712795725
You're the one crapping on other games, OP.
Anonymous No.712814843 [Report]
It looks good visually but the gameplay is repetitive (break rocks... break more rocks), I rather replay DK64.
Anonymous No.712814997 [Report]
>>712798050
Famitsu bros... those are our words...