Thread 712795583

This is the only new game coming out in the next few years that is interesting looking

collectathon toddlerslop

>>712795583 (OP)
It is time for us to discuss Donkey Kong Bananza.
We will get a new trailer soon.

it's coming in a month you retard

>>712795661
Please stop being bitter about this game.

>>712795583 (OP)
grow up

>>712795706
ESL

Maybe if you're a mentally stunted nintenigger

>>712795780
You are bitter about Mini-Pauline.

>>712795583 (OP)
...if you're 8 years old

>>712795757
retard

>>712795725
>>712795815
No one is bitter about slop made to appeal to literal children

I'm a 40 year old man, I have a wife, and three children. I exclusively play on Nintendo Switch and play bing bing wahoo games, I have a gaming PC for non Nintendo titles.

>>712795661
>>712795860
Children play GTA, Fortnite and Call of Duty.

Donkey Kong is for Gen X / Millenials.

>>712795961
now wake up

>>712795725
>please stop being bitter about mediocre and sloppy shovelware.
Either legit shill or shit eating fantard.
Either way go fuck your self, piece of shit

>>712795860
I sense that You have a problem with Donkey Kong Bananza.
Everyone else is either excited for this game, or indifferent to it.

>>712795986
I don't play those either.

OH BANANA

I'm happy for more monkey enemies
we need evil Monkey bosses like in jungle beat

I'm curious about the gameplay but i'm not feeling the artstyle, DK itself is cool and i like his redesign but the enemies are super weird not in a good way

>>712796039
Source? Citation?

>>712796004
>I sense
No one cares, no one asked.
>being excited about mediocre and sloppy shovelware

>>712796110
making it like hulk ultimate destruction with terrain destruction is a crazy choice i never thought they would do

>>712795583 (OP)
Alright I know theres probably no direct coming but theres gotta be fucking SOMETHING for this game at least. Ad campaigns? Trailers to hype up release? I saw that fucking rock(Pauline) singing in the small clips they did reveal so another big song to hype up the game? Theyre keeping shit hush for this game

>>712796137
I can sense it.

>>712796165
Indeed, i still hope the game succed just because i love DK

>>712796175
Because its concord tier dissapointment

>>712796218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu_eDxflkMc

>>712796218
>i am hallucinating
So what

>>712796221
>Because its concord tier dissapointment

>>712795583 (OP)
the level design is irrelevant and there's not even any platforming.

>>712796221
>concord tier disappointment
you're in the wrong thread anon

>>712796220
This game even less dk than ones with tiki faggots and viking animals
Its just some random aa or indie game slapped with dk name, not even protag looks like actual donkey kong

>>712796289
Yeah children and millennial tendies have no standards

>>712796220
i love all the inclusions and nods to the older games
Cranky looking good

Millenialslop

>>712796175
I think we are could get a feature where you can run around in 3D-platform segments as Mini-Pauline.

>>712796175
they're really keeping their cards close to their chest
the marketing is gonna ramp up in july i bet

>>712796275
>but sony!
I will never stop laughing about nintendo toddlers autistic obsession with sony niggers
Literally rent free.

>>712796339
Is not the Game being developed by the Mario team? You can't go more important than that in nintendo?

Mario Odyssey didn't even show off the banjo tier capture shit until a later trailer, they probably have more stuff to reveal and wont show it so soon.

>>712796328
Slopothon is nowhere concord tier bad.
So stop being such shazamtranny, faggot

Finally a game for the fat, white, balding 35 year old virgin audience.

>>712796471
>Mario team?
>nintendo?
I am magically supposed to care?
Best donkey kong games were developed by rare, in fact it was rare who made modern donkey kong, before them it was just generic arcade slop clone of king kong.

>>712795961
Nobody who posts with that Russian fag model has loved ones

>>712796706
Tropical freeze is better than the original trilogy
>>712796504
Well probably something related to Pauline

>>712795583 (OP)
It's just Mario Odyssey but with destructible environments.
If the moon design of Odyssey is keept i will be ass

>>712796812
Mini-Pauline will Bing-Bing Wahoo around the levels.

>>712796504
i don't know why, but i feel like there might be a second player co op mode
and it's gonna be a playable king k rool

>>712796903
>It's just Mario Odyssey
>but not
thanks for clearing that up

>>712795583 (OP)
Right
Personally I'm excited for ninja gaiden 4, rageboubd, nioh 3, shinobi, earthion, salamander 3 and zaleste

>>712796913
The co-op mode is DK destroying the environment, and Mini-Pauline freely running around and/or following him.
I'm calling it now.

>>712795583 (OP)
There are Doors of Trithius, Soulash 2 and Streets of Rogue 2.
Fantasy Life i came out recently and looks fun.

>>712795661
The cursed 2 words. Nooo NOO noNONO

donkey tendies

Who here is ready for the Mini-Pauline announcement?

It must be Pauline's daughter, it makes no sense for Cranky Kong to be old if Pauline is young.

>>712798069
Surely our main man Mario did it.

>>712797993
It's gonna end with DK climbing a skycrapper with mini-Pauline like king kong

>>712798203
How did Nintendo get away with blatantly ripping off King Kong? Is "Kong" even a jap word like they claim?

>>712798253
I don't know.

>>712796175
They usually put out a trailer a month before release. Even if there's no Direct, we're most likely getting a new trailer this week

>>712798495
It has to be a special presentation.
They wouldn't just shadowdrop Mini-Pauline.

>>712798576
Direct tomorrow

>>712798630
Are they not giving us a one-day notice?

I forgot that the one-day notice would be today, because tomorrow is Tuesday.

I am so excited for the next Direct.

>>712795583 (OP)
That‘s pretty sad. You don‘t have to play nintendo games exclusively

>>712798050
Kek.

>>712796812
In terms of level design alone maybe, otherwise it looks like generic 2000-2010 shareware game.

>>712798050
That new game is mediocre slop

>>712798678
Yes.

>>712799327
What games are you interested in?

>>712796451
Not him but it isn't really a stretch to bring up Sony in response to someone else bringing up a game published by them

DK Banana

>>712803380
In the near future: silksong, ninja gaiden ragebound, shinobi, ghost of yotei, re9, marvel tokon. There‘s plenty of stuff out there if you‘re not limiting yourself to E rated bingtendo games

Do you think Pauline will get a big ol vocal feature halfway through the game again??

>>712803771
And what's so interesting about those derivative sequels?

>>712795583 (OP)
Incorrect

>>712795583 (OP)
>Solo Donkey Kong game
Bro there hasn't been a good one of these in the 21st century, it's the most obvious 7/10 ever

Where is the DK Direct
Where is mini Pauline
What is happening

>Rare snoys are still seething
Looking forward to the meltdowns when Bananza becomes the best-selling DK by far.

game doesnt fit donkey kong (plus shitty redesign) it should have been a wario game

>>712807701
>muh sales
all you mentally ill tendie junkies can do is brag about sales, every single nintendo game coming out these days would bomb if it didn't had the nintendo logo on it

Metroid Prime 4 will be better than this.

>>712795583 (OP)
>People who've played it said it gets boring as you basically just destroy stuff
>Seth Rogen Kong

>>712795583 (OP)
Oh no anyway

These fuckers probably saving the Direct until the Switch 2 sales starts slowing down.

>>712809732
By then you have to release more games, not just announce them

why are people hating on the gamecube now? the fuck is wrong with y'all

>>712795583 (OP)
i thought so at first then i realised 99% of the game was punching rock to find collectibles
horrible

>>712795583 (OP)
i don't care if the game looks shit, i'm buying it to jerk off to him

>>712813667
you're gonna take his pants off aren't you

>>712812845
Nothing is sacred when it comes to schizo shitposting

>>712813810
duh. hopefully the direct they're releasing shows off some even gayer shit than what we've seen

>>712795583 (OP)
KONG RAPE!!!

>>712814532
he'll do no such thing. he can consensually get whoever he wants

there are literally so many interesting games soon to release... you are a nintendtoddler

>>712804602
A single strike from Bananza Kong would KILL CountryKong btw

>>712795725
You're the one crapping on other games, OP.

It looks good visually but the gameplay is repetitive (break rocks... break more rocks), I rather replay DK64.

>>712798050
Famitsu bros... those are our words...