Thread 712795846 - /v/ [Archived: 979 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:32:21 AM No.712795846
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>no games
>everything runs like dog shit like it's predecessor 30~(Sometimes)60FP
How to basedtendies cope with their $500 paper weight?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:33:31 AM No.712795901
>im poor
Could have just said that op
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:33:59 AM No.712795930
New Mario Kart is pretty fun
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:34:45 AM No.712795973
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>>712795846 (OP)
>no games
think u posted the wrong image
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:35:02 AM No.712795981
>>712795901
>I can't read
Could've just disclaimered that, Anon.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:35:20 AM No.712796005
why would nintendo let cows drive are they stupid
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:35:22 AM No.712796006
>>712795846 (OP)
You aren't wrong. This launch is pretty underwhelming. N64 launch was amazing and had only 2 games.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:44:18 AM No.712796394
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>>712795901
Re-read the OP.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:46:35 AM No.712796480
>>712796394
>How to basedtendies cope with their $500 paper weight?
Ah I see you wanted me to notice that OP is an ESL poster and this thread isn't worth posting in, thanks anon I'll be leaving now.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:47:57 AM No.712796546
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>>712795846 (OP)
I'll be buying one shortly
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:48:01 AM No.712796551
>>712795901
>$500 is a richfag purchase to tendies
Holy poor.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:50:09 AM No.712796641
how is anyone falling for this bait thread?
>basedtendies
>paper weight
>no games
op clapping like a seal behind their ricer pc rn
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:50:10 AM No.712796643
>>712795846 (OP)
>everything runs like dog shit like it's predecessor 30~(Sometimes)60FP
A lot of Switch games basically ran at 15-20fps or had major frame drops and bad frame pacing. The Switch 2 is a massive improvement over the Switch 1. All those games run at a locked 30/60 now with no drops and faster loadtimes even. I get the feeling you haven't played either system... or at least not the Switch 2.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:54:38 AM No.712796848
>>712796480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu_eDxflkMc
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:01:39 AM No.712797168
Paulie 2
Paulie 2
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>>712795973
Least that once can play multiplats with decent performance.
This shit's only appeal is it's mobile. Even though it's only for about two hours before you have to charge it again, so what's the fucking point?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:02:55 AM No.712797221
I want one but I'm poor rn, so I'm just waiting until I resume working, and I'm getting 2.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:04:30 AM No.712797302
>>712795846 (OP)
They are here mantraing about the sales numbers, I thought that much was obvious by now.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:05:34 AM No.712797360
>>712795846 (OP)
>BIG CHUNGUS FUNGUS ABONGUS COST 5000000 $ AND YOU NUMBCRUMMIES ARE STILL BUYING THIS VIDEO GAME MESS HAHAHA IMAGINE COPE SEETHE
cool thread bro
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:12:24 AM No.712797701
>>712796643
it's a gtx 1050 in tablet form
it doesn't even do 60fps on any decent looking games so worse than a 300 dollar gpu from 2014
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:13:41 AM No.712797772
>>712797168
>Least that once can play multiplats with decent performance.
Why the fuck are you playing multiplats on consoles?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:21:02 AM No.712798154
>>712797360
Okay in English this time?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:21:44 AM No.712798191
>>712795846 (OP)
>8nm
who am i quoting
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:23:53 AM No.712798287
>>712798154
Iโ€™ll say it in seething ritualpostinese this time so you understand. PLFFFRRRTTTTT PLBBBBFFFTPLRRRRT PLAASSRRRRPPPFFFTTTFTFDEEFTT VIDEO GAME $700 PFFFFFFTTTTTT IM NOT MAD PFFFFFFT I DONT CARE ABOUT THIS CONSOLE I JUST POST THREADS ABOUT IT EVERY DAY PFFFLFLFTRTTTTTRTT
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:24:44 AM No.712798331
>>712797701
uh, its more of a 3050 with heavy dlss but go off king. 1050 cant even run cb2077 at 30 fps, let alone 20.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:25:12 AM No.712798351
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ONE GAME
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:25:40 AM No.712798371
>>712798287
You sound a little upset, friend. Is everything okay?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:30:42 AM No.712798605
>>712798371
I dont know buddy, my farts are pretty stinky
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:34:14 AM No.712798751
>>712795846 (OP)
Its just a Switch 1 pro.
Should have cost 450 dorras.

And PS5/Pro is just a PS4 Super Pro.

Consoles today are dogshit.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:39:10 AM No.712798940
>>712795846 (OP)
>third party games
Every Nintendo published title is 1440@60fps, how is that dogshit?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:48:51 AM No.712799303
soygames
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>>712795846 (OP)
>no games
snoys will sure be quiet after this post they always are
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:50:15 AM No.712799352
>>712795846 (OP)
I've bought 2 consoles one for me and one for my girlfriend

I got:
Cyberpunk
Street Fighter 6
Yakuza 0
Mariokart world

She got:
Zelda Breath
Zelda Tears
Bravely Default
Mariokart world

I also got us both the camera for when she goes back to her place

I mean you could say overkill, but i don't understand where the 1 game is coming from I clearly bought a few there
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:50:48 AM No.712799382
>>712798751
>10x the power
>pro
What the fuck am I reading, there's a bigger leap here than PS4 to the PS5, the PS4 Pro took 1080 games to 1440, the Switch 2 takes 720@30fps games to 1440@60fps and still pushes a slew of graphical improvements, you people are legit retarded.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:54:04 AM No.712799490
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>>712799382
It's something called jealousy anon, see, Nintendo could have always done this but they stay slightly behind producing games with small tech, no they decided to play with the big boys and they're jealous that they're actually hitting above their weight class. A scared animal always lashes out in attacks, that's all we're seeing. You see anon, gaystation has nothing but gay games, basedgames, and games that are bleak, dystopian and sad, brown, grey depression simulators, and it's been like that for years. So all they know is. Seethe.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:54:27 AM No.712799510
>>712799303
I'm a PCGOD this drivel is below me.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:55:14 AM No.712799536
>>712799510
Stay quiet then and let actual gamers talk here.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:55:52 AM No.712799556
>>712799382
Games? What games?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:55:52 AM No.712799557
>>712799352
Bravely Default is the only good game out of all of those mentioned
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:57:59 AM No.712799641
>>712799536
Get back to me when your console can push 200 FPS on modern games
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:58:17 AM No.712799651
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>>712795973
I think you posted the wrong image got you covered bro
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:02:17 AM No.712799821
>>712799382
10x the power of a literal no name gpu isn't something to brag about remember the gtx 970 was out in 2014 and the switch 2 isn't even as powerful as that unless it uses upscaling
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:03:21 AM No.712799882
>>712799382
ps4 pro was litterallly 1080p 60fps
my 3080 ti does 1440p not a ps4 pro
the resolution of games like jedi is less than 720p usually even on the ps5
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:05:49 AM No.712799990
>>712799557
Are you sure because she tested it and didnt like the chibi art and went straight to zelda and has been fixated since day 1
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:06:50 AM No.712800045
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>>712799651
No you did
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:07:09 AM No.712800054
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>>712799821
>148w tdo
>30% more power
Non only is your comment a complete non sequitur but you're an idiot to compare what is effectively a handheld with boost clocks when on mains power to a dedicated GPU, fucking hell you people.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:09:06 AM No.712800141
>>712799990
Ah, right, I forgot I played these games in japanese where the dialogue is actually not dog shit
Also, the art style is SOVL. Ask her to give it another chance sincerely if she can handle whatever the English localizers cooked up.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:11:17 AM No.712800237
>>712800054
Not that anon but this reply sounds so faggy for the love of all that is holy please never talk like this again, also you're wrong this switch 2 has dog shit preformance.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:11:34 AM No.712800253
>>712800141
>I play shit games for retards, japan
Ok
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:11:57 AM No.712800280
>>712800141
She will I think she said she'll go back to it for sure but wants to play zelda first because its pretty
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:12:28 AM No.712800307
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>>712800237
Cool story faggot.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:13:17 AM No.712800340
>>712800307
U mad bro?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:15:19 AM No.712800445
>>712800054
Its crazy to see what people repeat here if you know even a sliver of whats being talked about
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:18:45 AM No.712800590
Switch pirates ANGER me.

Not because they're getting games for free.

Not because they're playing games in better performance than what I pay money for.

IT'S THE COMBINATION.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:20:47 AM No.712800681
>>712800590
>pirates anger me
No they dont
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:21:26 AM No.712800706
>>712800590
That's why I always report anything remotely suspiscious
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:21:56 AM No.712800721
>>712800590
TENDIES HOW DO WE RECOVER FROM THIS?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:30:55 AM No.712801126
>>712800054
yes a switch 2 can't compete with a dedicated gpu from over 10 years ago with like 1/4 of the ram, it's that bad
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:34:52 AM No.712801293
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>>712795846 (OP)
switch 2 was success idiot
low moral gaijin need to stop pirate japanese games it is illegal act

comments:

People who pirate are not customers.

I am appalled at the low ethical standards of foreign countries that still insinuate piracy at this stage of the game.
Don't justify your lack of compliance and decency.

Resellers are pissed off both domestically and internationally.
It's working great!

It's funny because after all those anti switch boycott, it's selling great.

I know it's been common knowledge for a long time that pirates are hanged.

What is it really about foreign cultures that endorse piracy? I mean, they just criticize and play with pirated copies, it's just too much.

All in all, what a peace and what can we consider a virtual great defeat for the resellers and the Nintendo antis...?

I'd like to say to those who defend piracy:
โ€œDo you know the words and meaning of respect and ethics?โ€

I don't want you to play by posting "I'm playing pirated copies, how do you feel now Nintendo?" You could have bought it if you worked that time. Shame on them.

I guess it's the difference between
โ€œOmotenashiโ€
to make customers happy or not.

That's exactly what you'd expect from people who think it's okay to loot things when there's a riot

Is Nintendo's legal department in the US strong?
I hope they beat up pirate users

I've never seen Japanese fighting over items for sale at a store in Japan.
Overseas, it's a national trait to be the first to go and not think of others.

You want to say, โ€œWho was boycotting?โ€
If you don't like it, why are you playing pirated Nintendo games?

What? Nintendo is DEI? Piracy is DEI, I think DEI means people who don't spend money and only criticize.

Piracy is moral? Japanese content is 100 years too early for idiots.
If you approve of piracy, you are a criminal. If it's an old game that is no longer in production I can understand emulating it, but this is the latest model

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEiihAxJ65Y
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:36:21 AM No.712801381
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>>712795846 (OP)
Bend over
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:36:33 AM No.712801386
>>712801293
Just letting you know I didnโ€™t read you post Iโ€™m just replying
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:38:10 AM No.712801463
>>712801126
Only on paper and only when comparing basic rasterization performance, actually Switch 2's GPU has significantly better computer performance thanks to it's RT cores able to offload int operations, and then there's improvements to the architecture boosting performance, it's lower latency and more plentiful ram as well as it's far more modern feature set, and it does that for a fraction of the power consumption, then there's the part where it's a dedicated gaming console thus software can be properly optimized for it, Switch 2 can easily outdo a GTX 970 in terms of real world performance, and it's laughable to compare them.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:39:01 AM No.712801505
>>712801386
Thanks for informing us of the fact that you're shitting your pants in rage, Anon, but we didn't ask, really.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:40:22 AM No.712801565
>>712795846 (OP)
Console users have always been fine with poor performance, why would that change now.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:46:35 AM No.712801835
>>712797772
You do realize not everyone has the attention span to build a PC.
And don't tell me you bought a $450 system with outdated hardware just to play "Bing-Bing-Wahoos."
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:46:53 AM No.712801851
>>712801463
switch 2 looks like dog crap next to a gtx 970
the gtx 970 out performed the original xbox one and ps4 by at least double
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:49:12 AM No.712801974
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>>712795846 (OP)
Tnedies are manchildren and retards they don't care kek
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:09:36 PM No.712803015
>>712799641
Get back to me when you can play games.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:09:43 PM No.712803021
>>712795846 (OP)
>no games
by the end of its gen it will have thousands
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:30:52 PM No.712804042
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>mfw Microsoft was ridiculed for trying to do what Switch 2 is doing but Tendies love it
This industry is beyond a joke.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:33:06 PM No.712804151
>>712797168
The Switch 2 has been out for like a week or 2, how long has the PS5 been out for? All the no games shit means nothing when comparing it to a console that's been out for 5 fucking years.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:47:38 PM No.712804848
>>712801851
And the Switch 2 beats it.
Replies: >>712806316
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:06:21 PM No.712805792
>>712795846 (OP)
>no games
>everything

???
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:16:18 PM No.712806316
>>712804848
doesn't run cyberpunk 2077 at any settings, if it ran that at like 720p 60fps i would concede but it doesn't its closer to 20fps
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:47:43 PM No.712807942
Imagine caving every snoy's skull in with a sledgehammer.