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Anonymous No.712796857 [Report] >>712796918 >>712802472 >>712803090 >>712807891 >>712809187 >>712811421
Why does eggs come out of her mouth?
Anonymous No.712796918 [Report] >>712797263
>>712796857 (OP)
mouth too small, would not smash
eggs come out the mouth because they did in the doki doki panic game before the shitty romhack nintendo did.
Anonymous No.712797026 [Report]
Never liked Birdo, Yoshi is kinda gay giving fem vibes but she is very honlike and that ain't cool desu
Anonymous No.712797263 [Report] >>712797423 >>712799746
>>712796918
>too small
You could putt a bazooka in that mouth
and best of all: no teeth
Anonymous No.712797423 [Report]
>>712797263
We don't know that
Anonymous No.712799746 [Report]
>>712797263
True, but every time she talks it sounds like a bootleg kazoo. I ain't trusting that on anything important. Also, in the manual didn't it call her "he"? Nintendo really went full chaos mode in the 80s.
Anonymous No.712799925 [Report] >>712813690
because mouthpussy
Anonymous No.712800576 [Report]
Birdo is a strange creature
Anonymous No.712802365 [Report]
It's in her Name retard (Bird-o). Her mouth is like a cloaka. You put a dick in it and her eggs come out. Simple as.
Anonymous No.712802472 [Report] >>712802742
>>712796857 (OP)
>her
Anonymous No.712802742 [Report]
>>712802472
I don't see a penis so...
Anonymous No.712803090 [Report] >>712803603
>>712796857 (OP)
Simple.
That's not a mouth.
Anonymous No.712803603 [Report] >>712803646
>>712803090
What is it then?
Anonymous No.712803646 [Report] >>712803740
>>712803603
From where do eggs typically come?
Anonymous No.712803740 [Report] >>712803874
>>712803646
birds
Anonymous No.712803874 [Report] >>712803936
>>712803740
Well, there you go anon, her mouth is a bird.
Anonymous No.712803936 [Report]
>>712803874
>her mouth is a bird
Anonymous No.712807023 [Report]
>Birdo
>Is not a bird
Anonymous No.712807891 [Report] >>712809581
>>712796857 (OP)
>He thinks he is a girl and he spits eggs from his mouth. He'd rather be called “birdetta."
Anonymous No.712809187 [Report]
>>712796857 (OP)
Nonstop egg making with this
That's why
Anonymous No.712809581 [Report]
>>712807891
Lmao. Does that mean all the article saying he's Birdo and not Birdetta are actually deadnaming this character?
Anonymous No.712811421 [Report]
>>712796857 (OP)
Her mouth seems designed for it
Anonymous No.712813690 [Report]
>>712799925
How odd