Thread 712796857 - /v/ [Archived: 1005 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:54:52 AM No.712796857
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Why does eggs come out of her mouth?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:56:18 AM No.712796918
>>712796857 (OP)
mouth too small, would not smash
eggs come out the mouth because they did in the doki doki panic game before the shitty romhack nintendo did.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:58:37 AM No.712797026
Never liked Birdo, Yoshi is kinda gay giving fem vibes but she is very honlike and that ain't cool desu
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:03:52 AM No.712797263
>>712796918
>too small
You could putt a bazooka in that mouth
and best of all: no teeth
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:06:39 AM No.712797423
>>712797263
We don't know that
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:00:33 AM No.712799746
>>712797263
True, but every time she talks it sounds like a bootleg kazoo. I ain't trusting that on anything important. Also, in the manual didn't it call her "he"? Nintendo really went full chaos mode in the 80s.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:04:16 AM No.712799925
because mouthpussy
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:18:33 AM No.712800576
Birdo is a strange creature
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:56:46 AM No.712802365
It's in her Name retard (Bird-o). Her mouth is like a cloaka. You put a dick in it and her eggs come out. Simple as.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:59:03 AM No.712802472
>>712796857 (OP)
>her
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:04:19 PM No.712802742
>>712802472
I don't see a penis so...
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:10:59 PM No.712803090
>>712796857 (OP)
Simple.
That's not a mouth.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:21:22 PM No.712803603
PANIC
PANIC
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>>712803090
What is it then?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:22:22 PM No.712803646
>>712803603
From where do eggs typically come?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:24:25 PM No.712803740
>>712803646
birds
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:27:35 PM No.712803874
>>712803740
Well, there you go anon, her mouth is a bird.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:28:58 PM No.712803936
>>712803874
>her mouth is a bird
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:29:55 PM No.712807023
>Birdo
>Is not a bird
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:46:32 PM No.712807891
>>712796857 (OP)
>He thinks he is a girl and he spits eggs from his mouth. He'd rather be called “birdetta."
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:11:15 PM No.712809187
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>>712796857 (OP)
Nonstop egg making with this
That's why
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:18:07 PM No.712809581
>>712807891
Lmao. Does that mean all the article saying he's Birdo and not Birdetta are actually deadnaming this character?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:48:33 PM No.712811421
>>712796857 (OP)
Her mouth seems designed for it
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:27:54 PM No.712813690
>>712799925
How odd