Where the FUCK can I buy one
I am no longer asking nicely

>>712799374 (OP)
Obligatory

>>712799374 (OP)
I've lost 26 lotteries so far. If 7net and Edion don't come through for me this month I'm paying the mercari scalpers.

>>712799526
>reposting your own memes
I feel embarrassed for you, good grief

>>712799630
I didnt make it though. Thread was up a few days ago retard

>>712799585
what lotteries?

>>712799374 (OP)
i got mine off ebay apparently Amazon is going to start stocking them this week too so you're in luck, I might get another one, I'm scared if something goes wrong with this one I wont be able to get a replacement easily so considering a back up

>>712799689
sure thing sweaty… it’s a nice meme I like the shark reference…you did a good job

>>712799689
You’re not fooling anyone bro

>>712799374 (OP)
They're on amazon right now I just checked

>>712799691
Here in Japan you have to enter lotteries to win the chance to buy one. You cant just book one or go buy one off the shelf. It was the same for the PS5 during its first 1~2 years.

>>712800024
please look forward to it

>>712800024
dont you spicnips have amazon wtf?>>712800024

>>712800480
Same system there. It's a lottery.

>>712800610
WTAF can you not get someone to buy it and ship it to you?

The 620€ Mario Kart bundles never sold out in my country.

buy an ad

>>712800820
I might as well pay the scalpers then. Besides, the foreign model is more expensive.

>>712799374 (OP)
It's everywhere in Yurop.
Are you really having that much trouble finding it?

>>712800848
vittu perkele saatana

>>712800848
holy shit that's nearly twice the japan scalper price

>>712800896
Give me your address, send me the money I'll buy you one off amazon right now and ship it to you, dont pay the scalpers, it's nrmal price on amazon problem is it'll be PAL version. Although my japanese breath of the wild original switch kart is running in the switch 2 so should be fine

>>712801241
28 negro orroyo lane, Albuquerque New Mexico

>>712800960
it's not in stock anywhere near me
and I have no idea when it will be in stock

>>712801591
>>712800848
>>712800896

AMAZON RETARDS

>>712802098
BONGISTAN IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY
STOP POSTING IRRELEVANT SHIT

>>712802098
ok cool now try jp amazon

>>712802098
Amazon is like the #1 way to get scammed in the UK right now. Abdul will swap your Switch for rocks and Amazon will try to claim you're trying to steal from them.

>>712799526
Wow that parody sucks ass

I want to ask about some problems i've been having with my 8bitdo, its kinda drifting and when i tried searching for a fix i found out that you could update the thing, it seemed tgat it got fixed but after a while it started drofting again, what should i do?

>>712802098
>people think its the console that's hard to get

>>712799374 (OP)
From a scalper :^)

i swear america is the only country where scalper saturation reached 100%. in australia is easy as fuck to get console.

>>712799526
Anon put a decent amount of effort into the first verse and then just gave up on trying. But that's alright, these kinda memes are a group effort on here anyways

>>712806547
Just use a Switch 1 pro controller lmao?

>>712806547
There's a bunch of those on my local store. But no way I'm paying 90€ for a fucking controller.