>play any recent asian game with an english dub
>same voice cast of like 10 homos every time
>all the men either sound either like Jack Garland put on the most forced gruff voice ever and grunt and go hmmm huh erghhh raggghhh every other line, or if they're a third tier henchman they are trying to sound like a high pitched clown
>all the women either sound like disinterested valley girls or are voicing some cutesy woman with childlike wonder and are an instant mute because you'd go deaf otherwise
What causes this
>bro it's your problem for playing english dubs
Yeah I know they're fucking dogshit, I'm asking WHY they're fucking dogshit.

>>712802919 (OP)
>voice acting
Get what you deserve

>>712802919 (OP)
Because it's run by nepotist hacks. Dubs have always been garbage with very, very few exceptions.

post some games with actual good english dubs

>>712802919 (OP)
>Actually bothering with english dubs with a jap-game

>>712803052
EDF 4 dub was good. And then 5 and 6 were way worse. I don't give a shit about dubs but I have friends that do and I'm pretty sure 5/6's dub impacted their experience negatively.

>>712802919 (OP)
Because the Japanese devs don't actually hire voice actors, they hire one of a handful of dogshit localizer firms who are the ones who bring in the garbage heap dub VAs who are associated with them. That's why you get the same awful fucking retards doing all the anime dubs too. When Japanese devs actually care enough to translate in house and hire their own real English VAs, the results are usually much better.

https://youtu.be/ci8dIpNcyEY

>>712803978
disgustingly accurate

>>712802919 (OP)
because weeb shit is created for acoustics and they need to have tone spoon fed to them because they are socially retarded.

>>712802919 (OP)
Meanwhile all Japanese original voices sound exactly identical, and it gets old after a while. Dubs are at the very least fun.

>>712802919 (OP)
Japanese original voice acting is almost always godawful overemotional (or conversely, pretentiously melancholic) trash.
English dubs are hit or miss.

>>712803978
holy based

>play game in the OG Japanese audio
>girl character speaks: "OOOOHH ONIINCHAN KYAAAA~~
>big buff dude comes in and looks like some dude from DBZ and has the same deep tough guy JoJo voice as in every other anime ever made
>characters emoting is extremely loud and cringy, you just know some autistic dude is lol'ing at the """"humor""""" though
>"No bro this is so much better than those awful dubs!"

>>712808167
>you just know some autistic dude is lol'ing at the """"humor""""" though
Accurate.
Reminder that weebs who swear by subs are mostly autistic and since they don't understand nuance or subtlety, they require characters to always be emoting exaggeratedly and think the louder someone screams, the greater the emotion.

>>712802919 (OP)
Jack Garland's voice acting was pretty good, but I agree with the reet of your sentiment.

>>712803978
>I speak english
mild kek

>>712802919 (OP)
Because Japanese society is pretty much 50% forced conformity, 30% forced emotion, 15% forced societal standards, and only 5% genuine interaction.

The vast majority of Japans society in social circles, economic policy, and interactivity with the rest of the world is so rigid and lifeless that their fantasies reflect the frustration of the people to not be able to do so.

Since most other western societies are very much not like that, it's seen as childish and over-reactionary when we indulge in their media. Manga, anime, games, TV shows, etc.

Since we're talking about games, this means the producers want as wide an audience as it can get, so localization must also reflect those emotions in the same way because "westernu pigu no undersand dere probremsu" and want it as such.

For those deemed fit to be hired for said dubs, it's either toe-the-line or get bent.

Why is everybody on /v/ so fucking miserable lately

No one here wants to even discuss games either

Most threads are bait and the ones that aren't are just full of spam

Browsing this place isn't fun anymore it makes my day actively worse

>>712802919 (OP)
japs direct cutscenes to be like stage plays and the voice actors are directed to act like stage actors. dub firms just see cutscenes as cartoons so they force cinematic voice direction which makes everything sound stiff. look at soul reaver. that game is directed like a stage play and the voice actors ham it up accordingly and it works fine.

>>712803052

>>712811510
Welcome to /v/

>>712802919 (OP)
culturally ignorant swine get what they deserve desu. total dubfag death. in any medium, for any language.

english ones are especially bad because they're mostly done by nepobaby americans who not only are inherently retarded and lack artistic sensibility for being american, but they also are complete doe eyed retards who never had to learn what hard work and cultivating your skills means

>>712802919 (OP)
I only play British English dubs and they’re great

>>712803052

>>712802919 (OP)
Union circlejerk filled with talentless hacks.