3 million and counting
https://x.com/StellarBlade/status/1934563105302097943

troons in ruins

Horizon zero dawn did those numbers on one platform, in a month, before any bundles with a $20m less budget

So is the game actually good or not? Never seen a single thread actually talking about the game beyond culture war bullshit

>>712806008

>>712806083
It’s fine, not worth the entry fee though.

"Players" like Ubisoft claimed with AC Shadows? Or are these actual copies sold?

>>712806008
Horizon Zero Dawn also had massive marketing and gets shoved everywhere because Snoy desperately wants it to be successful. Meanwhile Stellar Blade had and still has an active hate campaign against it. Aloy lost, EVE won

>>712806083
It's just standard action slop. There is no depth or complexity which is why no one talks about gameplay. You beat it in 1-2 days and then spend the rest of your time fapping or shitposting about sales on /v/.

>>712806163
>still pushing the hate campaign narrative
nobody cared, stop trying to force victimhood

>>712805858 (OP)
didn't this game release like a couple of months ago? why is everyone suddenly reacting as if it just came out? I'm confused

>>712806083
Combat is good especially when it opens up, and the soundtrack is fire. It performs really well, and there are some great boss fights throughout. It's a very solid 7/10 game imo. What holds it back is it's dialogue, story and side quest design.

Ubisoft really getting dunked on hard by Stellar Blade and Clair Obscur in the sales department.

>>712806232
>>712806458
>slop
>fire
I can see it's real zoomer posting hours huh

>snoys making up numbers because the Switch 2 broke them so hard
Sad.

>>712806160

>>712806498
>7am on a monday.
>whole world getting up for work/school
>"zoomer hours"

Kill yourself.

>>712806160
You can see the difference.
3 Million Players.
3 Million Copies sold.

>>712806263
It came out last year on PS5, now it just released on PC (and it's selling faster).

>>712806083
cobat is decent, better than >>712806147 and >>712806232 give it credit for, but if you were making a tier list it would be below character action like DMC5/Bayonetta, but above soulsborne like Elden Ring and Lies of P. It's basically Automata without as much customization, like Replicant without the bullet hell supplementary gameplay. The story is generic slop, trying to be Automata but the dialogue isn't there. However, the world, art and music combined, along with light metroidvania exploration are all great. The music especially. Aesthetically, the sum of it's part rise it above the individual parts, the 6/10 7/10ers are mouthbreathers, it is legit better than Astrobot so I guess it's defacto GOTY 2024, with all the glorious seethe that will bring.

>>712805858 (OP)
they overused doro and now its a shit meme

>>712806254
Just because the campaign failed doesn’t mean the attempt never happened. You don’t see me bitching about the Witcher crew trying to unperson Henry Cavill, but I acknowledge it exists and serves as a good reminder of the mindset those people have.

>>712805858 (OP)
Ok, ok, but how many players?

>>712807331
it's not been free on gamepass, PSN+, console or graphics card packins, so number of players is 3 million+number of physical copies sold second hand?

>>712806163
The "hate" campaign existed for Horizon way before Stellar Blade. What hate campaign, the one from like 5 cherry picked journos?

>>712807057
If Doro makes faggots like you seethe, then it is a goat meme.

>>712805858 (OP)
80% in china btw

>>712807485
>hate campaign for Horizon
you mean people having a laugh cause the main character is comicaly ugly?

>>712807048
rare quality post.
i'm a soulslike enjoyer but could never get into DMCesque gameplay because the combo and rank system didn't click with me.
i've been enjoying my time with stellar blade, the combat is smooth and satisfying.

>only one lily mod
I mean this is still good but fuck's sake give her FF15 Cindy's outfit or something

>>712807567
And?
>This game didn’t sell well among feminists and Amerimutts, that means it’s not REAL gaming!

>>712806008
>Horizon zero dawn did those numbers on one platform, in a month, before any bundles with a $20m less budget
The budget part is false. Sony spent more money marketing Horizon than Microsoft spent on all their games combined

>>712807586
Please grow up, there are much better things to whine about with Horizon than the character’s look. That’s something you mock after the party, not as the main event.

>>712805858 (OP)
All Doro

>>712807727
Cope, the chinese market is irrelevant

Horizon has Hermun Hulst as a cheerleader and inflated numbers where they counted the console packins as sales. Looks at the sales on Lego Horizon Adventures and poor reception of Aloy in Genshit, and you can see something is off with how much Sony marketing push it, beyond just Horizon Forbidden West poisoning the well by making Aloy look ugly. Herman Hulst/Sony are continuosly trying to push Horizon to be a 360 era Halo level success, it feels phony as fuck, and Killzone died for it.

>>712807824
I'm just not gonna buy any game with an uggo main female character.
Sorry, not sorry?

>>712807727
200 social credit score points have been added to your ID, congratulations comrade you now have one extra ration of rice for the week!

>>712806693
AGAHHAAHHA

>>712805858 (OP)
The Nikke DLC was great

>>712806083
It's a solid sword game. Play it if you like sword games.

>>712805858 (OP)
>>712805942
>>712806136
XDD UPVOTED MY FELLOW SNOY SHILL!

>>712807824
I've never played horizon and will never play it, I see nicolado avocado as a main character and I laugh, that's it

>>712805858 (OP)
Is it just PC sales or combined with PS5?

>>712808076
Nintenbro here
We hate trannies, don't listen to this and congrats eve is pretty hot.

>>712808005
Yippie! I love rice!
>>712807874
The Chinese market was the only thing keeping Hollywood from going full globohomo for a half-decade.

>>712808108
Combined with PS5

>>712808108
combined, but it did a million on PC in half a week.

>>712808121
You aren't fooling anyone, Eric.

>>712806083
Play the bloody game holy shit there's a free demo and make up your mind. It's good btw

>>712808080
>>712807968
Attacking the soullessness of the company making the game, the personalities involved with the game, the poor optimization of the game, the uninspired story or gameplay of the game, those are all better places to argue.

These people *crave* victimhood, telling them their game was just plain bad (and they’re nasty people) does not give them that high.

>>712808181
the face of a dog dick sucker.

>>712806083
It's like if you played one of those cheap porn games with medicore combat that you have to slog through to get to the porn, but they removed the porn. Everyone who's bought it is 100% certified gooner but they seem to get upset when you point out the fact

>>712808314
>>712808181
The face of a retarded snoy that shills Stellar Blade.

>>712807485
You're thinking of the second game - there was no controversy for Zero Dawn.

>>712808390
Wait, I'm confused, I though that was being posted as the face of someone who hates on Stellar Blade and/or sucked off a dog? Can you please get your facts and which side you are arguing for or against straight, before you contribute to this thread.

game looks great in hdr but that means my screenshots are unusuable

>>712808141
China invented and promoted woke retard

>>712808521
Eric is a villainous snoy that works 24/7 trying to get people to turn on Nintendo.

He's the retard who made this thread as well as all the anti-BoTW/Switch 2 threads.

>>712808529
No.

>>712808650
Ok, so he's a consolewar tard. But that's not mutually exclusive with Stellar Blade being a great game anon.

>>712808021
YOU
JUST
KNOW

4 MILLION

THANK YOU

>Stellar Blade being a great game
Shut the fuck up, Eric.

>>712806083
>So is the game actually good or not?
It's a fast food action game, shit you'd find discounted at Gamestop for your PS3. Zero reason to play it if you don't want to masturbate. 5/10.

>>712808746
proof?

>>712808650
Take your meds, Jason.

>>712808746
Already?

>>712807740
Honestly I want a Horizon 3. Yet another Concord would be funny.

>>712808657
Keep coping while the ccp fills your daughter with illegal fentanyl and has her raped by blacks because racism bad retard

>>712806083

>>712808021
It's honestly fucking nuts how many japs are playing the game because of the nikke dlc. SB2 should just make it canon to the nikke setting.

>>712808529
No it didn't, Woke and DEI was invented on American campuses you retard.

>>712808404
Revisionism cause you could not, and really can't, still talk about the first game. Before the ugly stuff, it was also Aloy not shutting the fuck up but also being kinda boring. or WOMAN STRONG MEN BAD

>>712805858 (OP)
I wish the main character's design was more interesting.

>>712806760
I’d imagine that most people held off for a PC version for mods, and from where I’m sitting, it was worth the wait.

>>712806083
I have like ~5h on the record, so far it's fun, movement is kind of bad and combat is annoying at times as you can get stunlocked and fighting more than one enemy at once is really irritating because of that, but it all gets carried by music, butt and exploration. Locations are nice, there's quite a few places where you can get a nice screenshot.

>>712807048
Wukong mogs it in combat and all artistic aspects except music (unless you like chinese music). It's an extremely mediocre game, I'm not even trying to argue in bad faith or anything. The game is genuinely disappointing for how shilled it is. It plays like Lies of P but the world is way more boring. The story is a discount Automata and the characters are as bland as unseasoned chicken.

Get it on a heavy discount or wait for denuvo to expire so you can pirate it. Not worth full price at all.

>>712809019
I wouldn't say it would have saved the PS5 in japan, since not even Monster Hunter could, but Stellar Blade would have sold better if they used Nikke in marketing last year

Is it actually worth doing all those side quests that only have like a 3000 gold reward... I feel fatigued just looking at the board

Makes me wonder why I got shit on here for liking the game a year ago.

>>712809083
Agree but let's be very clear about one thing, the game isn't being shilled because of the combat. This game is for a very specific audience.

So this game doesn't have white women?

>>712805858 (OP)
Can someone please make a mod that gives Eve a hair bun instead of a ponytail, and another one that allows you to mix and match bangs and hairstyles, and another one that doesn’t limit you to four colors per style?

>>712809083
Wukong vs Stellar Blade is corridor boss rush vs light metroidvania with big openworld segments. Stellar Blade actually has some spectacle scenes on par with Wukong if you've actually played it through.
Please at least tell me that's your own opinion and not something you've parasocialily absorbed from Asmon? Because if you watch Asmon and hold this opinion, you are basically a cuckold.

>>712809237
Yeah. If you just want eye candy with alright combat then play the game. If you're looking for a super engaging game that'll push you to the edge, this isn't it. It's a good game but it's not a GREAT game.

>>712809160
You'll pretty much get them done as you explore around getting mats for upgrades and outfits.

>>712809083
>It plays like Lies of P
You are playing it like Lies of P, that is a you problem

Doro

>>712809154
They definitely should. This trailer was probably responsible for much of the game's recent hype
https://youtu.be/LtwiotqHFx4?si=ImDxQWuOJFPZN_WO

>>712809339
Spoiler: He hasn't played it, as evidenced to him aliking combat to Lies of P, he's just a Wukong shill.

>>712809379
Doro won!

thats nothing compared to the billions that Eve has killed

>>712809015
please tell me this is an elaborate shitpost anon.

*ungookifies your eve*

>>712809050
And those campuses are run by Marxists financed by the ccp

>>712809332
>asmon
i dont watch that fag i form my own opinions after playing games my own way
>>712809339
>>712809415
you guys havent played lies of p then. a lot of systems match up and feel similar. it feels derivative more than innovative (not saying lies of p or wukong are innovative, but they got other better aspects to them).

>>712809419

>>712809552
What is the ethnicity of the professors who conceptualised Woke and DEI on American campuses? I dare you.

>>712809336
Game's bosses are more engaging than Wu Kong's
Also
>discount Nier automata plot
Every time someone repeats this, they're full of shit.

>>712805858 (OP)
That's the way she looks at me when I jack of standing on the second floor balcony

>>712809614
They are all paid by the ccp regardless of their race you antisemitic paki shill

>>712809604
i'm a 30yr old doomer that's been around since moot and i have no hecking idea what that thing is nor why you zoomers love it so much.
but it was pretty funny and cute, ngl

>>712809554
And you haven't played SB either. SB has 4 main defense options on top of many more unlockable moves, never mind offensive. You basic offensive is dial combo a like Bayonetta which you can mix and weave in each other, then you have 2 main active skills that costs energy, beta and burst skills. You also get a devil trigger like DMC which itself has its own moveset.
I'd argue that Wukong is roughly similar to SB in that it's a soulslite/spectacle action game but Lies of P is definitely more derivative of Bloodborne that reminds me more of games like Surge, Steel Rising and Thymesia.

>>712806008
>Horizon zero dawn did those numbers on one platform
False
The game was on PS4, not a PS5 exclusive like Stellar Blade
on top of being bundled with both the PS4 and PS5

>>712809554
No, you are legitimately not using SB's combat to its actual potential if you feel it functions like Lies of P. Derative how? Lies of P is mostly derative of Bloodborne and came out 5 months before SB, when the combat system will have been long in place already.

>>712806160
It LITERALLY says copies sold, retard-kun...

>>712809379
>>712809419
>>712809604
>snoy """memes"""

Is it wrong if i'd suck the fart out of Eve's brapper?

2mi copies on PS5
1mi copies in 3 days on PC

>>712806008
>without bundles
Yeah, right.

>>712806160
Kill yourself for being this retarded.

>>712806263
You're not that retarded, but still should consider it.

>>712805858 (OP)
>sold
sisters..

>>712810024
No, that's a perfectly normal thought.

I'd honestly pay money to watch Eve take a big shit on the side of the road, record it on my phone and upload it everywhere on the internet.

How do you get the war dress? I'm confused what the quest means by taking photos of fishes. Like, do I take a photo when I catch a fish?

>>712809701
There it is, you're such a subversive little gremlin.
>Paid by the ccp regardless
Nope, the biggest donors to Universities is the American Fed one of the reasons why the cut off, of USAID money was so contentious.
It's as if you think people only have a memory that lasts as long as the current news cycle and forget what happened a few months ago already.

Why is every log just "*random depressing shit* Fuck you mother sphere *dies*"

>>712810159
There's literal fish stickers around the world, you take photos of them

>>712806136
>>712806564
>Nintendo
What's with this false flag? I own a PC and a Nintendo console and happy for this game success
not a shitpost but give me one reason to own a PS5. I almost bought one for Stellar Blade but glad I waited for the PC version
The Switch is fully emulated so no reason to buy one now but that wasn't the case when I bought it for XB2 and many other exclusive games

You can call me a poorfag all you want but from the demo this just doesnt feel like a $70 game.

>>712810185
Stop lying paki shill

>>712809554
ok, so you're just an idiot who doesn't understand the games he's playing then? not sure if that's better or worse that parroting others' opinions.

>>712810296
Without the boss challenge included, the demo would have been truly awful. Really does a piss-poor job of representing the game.

>>712810142
Interesting thought

What does that mean for the industry??MORE GATCHA WITH COOM BAIT FUCK YES,GOD BLESS KOREA SAVING GAMING

>>712805858 (OP)
wtf they actually put Doro in the game. I thought that was a mod.

>>712810412
>Antisemetic paki shill out of nowhere
So that's why you have allowed the Pakistani rape gang inquiry to go ahead in the UK, it's to deflect from the attention in the Middle East.

>>712810554
The game interrupts you in the middle of nowhere inside the hub city to show a cutscene of doro fucking with you. If I hadn't seen her in the pc release trailer already that would be the most jarring thing ever.

>>712810463
It actually is. Even the demo feels gimped compared to what you can actually do in the game. I hope the sequel actually gives your core skills a lot earlier or make it the default.

Doro love!!
She sold 1 million copies!
Say something nice to her /v/

Troons lost. Bad.

>>712808927
>Yet another Concord would be funny.
You're in for some laughs, friend. There's 2 more on the way.

>>712810554
A 4chan essex tier meme is now ShiftUp mascot now. Doro won.

>>712809804
You are a zoomer. the cut off is 94

>>712805942
>troons
that's 97,5% of the PS5 owners/audience.

>>712810895
>man only want one thing and it's to be wanted

>>712809515
Its real, but this very episode caused such a backlash that caused it to get canceled. It was a Netflix show called Ridley Jones

Me when doro

>>712810901
Great boss fight, better than Raven or Mann.

>>712806693
zoomers are college students who skip their morning lectures

>>712806083
It's a solid 8.5/10 game.
Admittenly it has little competition but it's honestly one of the best games this generation

>>712811320
Raven is just cheap and throws you off a lot.
Scarlet is tough but fair.

>>712805858 (OP)
god bless the Nikke collab

>>712808758
This is exactly how I feel about the game. I just don't get the hype at all, it looks so fucking generic that the fact it was made by people that made some gacha games makes perfect sense to me.

>>712805858 (OP)
Every game needs a Doro mod now

>>712806083
Play the demo, retard. For me, it's a 7/10.

>>712811197
thanks for the lore anon, appreciate it. that shit usually gets filtered so i never get to see it.

that shit is wrong on so many levels.

>>712811650
It's Asian gachaniggers that played their first real game in years, or just have their eyes clouded by cum.

>>712811701
>everyone pointing out that the demo is a poor representation of the game, massively gimps Eve to starting toolkit
>"Just play the demo, it's a 7/10!!!"
are you regarded?

>>712807719
I want them to remove the outer layer of her regular outfit. I need that.

>>712808076
>>712811108
Soinys hate Stellar Blade because it goes against the narrative. They didn't buy the game and now it's an honorary PC game.

>>712811935
The demo is enough for you to tell whether you want to pay for the full game.

>>712808021
The lily mission on hard mode sucked. I beat it but it took me 15 tries.

>>712811973
the only narrative I see here is the one you are pushing with your brainworms

>>712811701
i'm going to REE for a second and say that x/10 ratings are retarded because most reviews gravitate to a 7/10 for mediocre games but you rarely have reviews with 2,3,4/10.
what's wrong with x/5?

either way, game is a 3/5 for me similar to how LoP DLC was. as someone who actually enjoys playing videogames it was serviceable and a nice way to kill another day.
EVEs ass was just the cherry on top and reason not to kms.

Anyone who bitches about Stellar Blade should just quit video games.
Sorry but this is just the start of the healing, now hold still as we pour the alcohol on the wound.

>>712808076
>SNOY SHILL!
But Stellar Blade is on PC and is coming to the Switch 2

>>712811973
is this going to be your new shitpost?

Doro won

>>712810895
its 3m on PC only, you can see on their tweet that there is no mention of snoy or ps5

>>712812330
Don't be stupid, anon.

>>712812330
no... https://www.pushsquare.com/news/2025/06/stellar-blade-thrives-on-pc-1-million-copies-sold-in-3-days

>>712812568
and their source is...?
original source of this is random korean article on random korean site

>>712810895
>>712812296
sauce for these doro shitposts?
they are hilarious and i'm a doro lover as of today.
if it makes the trannies and cucks cope and seethe that's even better.

>>712805858 (OP)

>>712806147
Tell me one game within the last year that has been worth a AAA price tag

>>712809154
>Stellar Blade would have sold better if they used Nikke in marketing last year
You can blame Sony for that. They went all out on StellarBlade x Nikke in Japan this time

>>712812758
What IS an AAA price tag?
Regardless game, no DLC, the only game worth the money it asked for in my opinion was Space Marine 2, and now Stellar Blade.

>>712812846
Oh and Exp33. Forgot that one.

>>712812645
https://www.yna.co.kr/view/AKR20250616053300017
>시프트업은 액션 게임 '스텔라 블레이드'가 PC 버전 발매에 힘입어 전 플랫폼 누적 판매량 300만 장을 돌파했다고 16일 밝혔다.
Shift Up announced on the 16th that the action game 'Stella Blade' has surpassed 3 million copies in cumulative sales across all platforms thanks to the release of the PC version.

>>712806083
Everything is pretty solid except the story, which is pretty forgettable so far.

>>712808650
Eric sounds like a based guy
everyone should turn on corporation that ruined gaming

>>712812909
yeah, thats the random article I was talking about
so lets assume 1m in 3 days is truth and today - the day they announced 3m on twitter - is fifth day
right now sales should look like this:
~1.6kk on PC
~1.4kk on ps5
and 1.4-1.5kk on ps5 looks pretty accurate according to their financial reports where they post net profit
conclusion - PC chad pwned ps5 cucks in just 5 days

>almost 160K concurrent players online on a monday
>user ratings at 93%

MILLIONS ARE COOMING

>>712813116
yes...? and? wtf are you arguing you fat retard? everyone here was pointing out that >>712812330 was wrong saying "3m on PC only"

>>712813071
The story is serviceable, and it's best enjoyed through the environment and atmosphere

>>712809379

>>712806008
Interesting. Now let's see their budget.

>>712810236
There's a group of autists shitposting via one of the two proxy sites trying to spread constant console war autism.
Every time you see random posts whining about Nintendo, random posts talking about "PC vegans," or posts about Eric, it's one of them.

>>712812808
It was a brilliant idea. Japs love mascots and the face of the dlc was a samurai girl. They were pandering to chinks with the cn dub and the china dress and the japs with doro and scarlet. Two birds with one stone. And this is despite Sony trying to sabotage the game with the region locks and shit.

>>712813170
Was saying in another thread, wonder if it'll keep above 100k till next weekend
Game's like what, 60 hours at most? Most people likely won't bother NG+.

>>712806008
Here's your female led beast of a franchise, sis!

>>712813429
The way they handled that region lock business was a class act by Shift Up. Got it unlocked in a lot of places. Good lads.

>>712806008
Horizon Zero Dawn wishes it could be half as sexy as Stellar Blade.
They even had a redhead and they still fucked it up

>>712808021
I agree, Stellar Blade was already good on its own but Nikke was just sprinkles on top of a well made bundt cake

>>712805858 (OP)
>Korean game
>95% of fucking characters look like they are from Europe

>>712808650
>>712808702
>Stellar Blade sold well so Nintendies are already in bootlickers mode

>>712813701
Oh shut up
I'm an enlightened idort that likes the best that Playstation, PC, and Nintendo can offer.
I can actually afford all three options anyway

>>712813468
NG+ potential is very high in this game, as well as NG++

>>712813701
>>712808650
Can you fags take your shit to the Switch 2 sales threads on the Famicon threads and leave SB threads alone? Thanks.

>>712813701
Kek, based

people told me trannies hate attractive women how come it sold 2 million on ps5 the tranny platform

who is that woman scaring the doro

>>712807567
Why do Chinese mog Americans in taste so much?

>>712814295
It really do be like that kek

>>712814592
Because the Chinese aren't controlled by jews.
I still dont like the CCP but at least they're smart enough to not entirely piss off their male population

>>712807824
I didn't buy Returnal because I refused to play as a Granny. It's more immersion breaking than an athletic android with a fat ass. Too bad since it looked like a decent game.

>>712812808

>>712814706
Truth Nuke, I've had people trying to say Returnal is a good game but I refuse to play as an old hag she bitch.
One of the reasons I play games that have characters is they are attractive.
Movies had this figured out years ago with the concept of the A-lister, where they were meant to be all beautiful and attractive people, because people don't want to look at ugly we see enough of that in the mirror

>>712814706
The sad thing is that the concept art showed the protagonist being some cool looking Jill Valentine woman with curves and everything

>>712813170
That's surprisingly high I expected a huge drop on Monday

>>712812808
They made sure everyone know Doro is in the game now

>>712805858 (OP)
hope this opens the eyes for other EU/Asian devs to absofuckinglutely skip or ignore PS5 exclusivity deals as well as opinions of woke american snoys/journos/influencers and release their game day 1 on PC. e33 would have also bombed if it was a snoy exclusive, it's fucking cursed platform filled with angry mentally ill ppl who hate vidya. they even failed to support concord which was tailor made for woketards.

>>712807858
damn right
ever since the orange story Doro became unstoppable

>>712815050
Can anyone post it, please?

>>712815228
I mean if it doesn't then they'll suffer the same fate of Square Enix with FF16 where they thought their brand was strong enough to survive being timed exclusive on PS5 and it would have no dent in the sales of a PC release.

>>712805858 (OP)
Trannies aren't taking it well I imagine? Anyways. This game is great. But I can't seem to beat it. Well, that's not true. After 10 or 20 minutes of "gameplay", I seem to get tired and turn it off.

>>712814930
>>712815050
I actually wanted to buy it. It just blows my mind that the main character looks like she could blow out a hip at any moment. So stupid. 40 year old women would rather amputee a foot then play a video game. I don't know the demographic they were after. Stellar blade knows who they are selling to, and in the off chance a female plays there is plenty of fashion stuff to like if you don't care for Eve's fat ass.

>>712815375
At least she had more meat to her making her fit made sense, instead she is a generic Karen granny that's anorexic too

>>712815074
it's actually a good game
all the tards on /v/ shitting on it are culture/console warriors and/or haven't actually played it

>>712805858 (OP)
I'm so glad Doro's game sold well

>>712805858 (OP)
Alright, I'm filtering out 'Stellar Blade'.
I'm sick of seeing you retards constantly spam this shit over and over again. There's absolutely nothing going on for this game aside from the fact it's culture war cannon fodder and "muh sexxaayy woahmann!!! oooga boooga!". Nobody knows anything about the story or cares about it. Nobody knows anything about the gameplay or cares about it. You're putting a mediocre piece of shit on a pedestal in a place it doesn't belong in. Grow the fuck up and get some actual standards.

>>712815402
They should have called it something other than FF. No party and no elementals is just dumb. If they changed the name to more reflect what it was, I think it would have been accepted better.

>>712805858 (OP)
Damn troons actually got btfo'd, color me surprised

>>712815228
I've pretty much am almost set on making the PS5 my last Sony console

>>712805858 (OP)
Total Chud Victory

>>712805858 (OP)
why is the creature there

>>712815538
>don't talk about a video games because I don't like seen it

seek help

>>712813468
>>712813923
I almost never play NG+ even in games I love, haven't done it since Sekiro, but I immediately started NG+ last night in SB. new outfits and skills in NG+ and even more new outfits in NG++ is kino
plus like sekiro the gameplay gets more and more fun the better you get at it

>>712815457
Kek, very typical. Yet woketards always try to convince everyone of the opposite of reality saying the actual artist always want to make ugly bitches and it's studio heads and producers who force them to make convencionally attractive women for more sales

>>712815538
grummz won chud, get over it

>>712815538
If only you trannies would actually filter it so we don't need to deal with you disingenous faggots shitting up every thread about a game you know nothing about, but we all know you actually won't. see you in the next one you buckbroken faggot

>60% of players are chinese

lol

>>712815402
>Square Enix
this is a whole different can of worm and I already wrote a LOT about them in FF threads. it's complicated, they need to find new identity or reinvent old stuff but time is running out, they soon won't be profitable. there are no easy solutions when you drive away most of your old fans and put all chips into making the cake bigger betting on nu-fans.

>>712816237
maybe the bugmen aren't so bad after all

>>712816237
>copies sold 240k
Your data is shit

Absolute
Resounding
Success

White men won
Males won
Leftists lost, again
Go jump off a bridge, leftie, the world doesnt need you

>>712816237
>Chink bugmen have more tastes than Amerifarts buying tranny goyslop like Concord and Dragon Age Veilguard

The West has truly fallen

>>712805858 (OP)
Congrats on reaching AC Shadows levels of success, game devs. Not you guys, you're just claiming someone else's valor as your own.

>>712815631
some think they might swing back from current greedy mode into based mode like how they did with ps4 but I wouldn't bet on it because they don't have any competition right now, they can be as greedy as ever while pushing failed live service slop (similar to throwing shit on the wall to see what sticks) and just parasitize on 30% cut from successful games like fortnite, genshin, cod, fifa, gta...

>>712813794
We all can, but tendie cultists still keep ruining everything for everyone

>>712816060
Based.

>>712805858 (OP)
Great.

>>712816237
good. the modern westoid is too brainfried by faggotry and evil to care about good games anymore. I'd be concerned if I was interested in something that's mostly popular with the west. the sad fact is chinks/nips/gooks all have infinitely better taste than this kike rotted hellhole we inhabit
that said, those numbers are entirely fictional.

>Failing the buzzsaw section in Abyss Levoire turns Eve into a fine red paste complete with bone crunching noises
jesas
That was a lot more gory than I expected from this game

>>712816237
>chinese aren't people

>>712815538
We know, Nintendo marketer

>>712816237
Chinese have good taste. Thanks for telling us.

>>712805858 (OP)
good guys won

>>712816942
I kek with this because we were supposed to see that guy as the villain lmao

>>712816237
You are using the same cope as with Wukong lmao

>>712810901
Can't help but wonder if this bossfight is some kind of test for an action game spinoff for Nikke.

>>712805858 (OP)
>Battlefield turns red in Phase 2
>Goddess of Victory leitmotif
Scarlet's boss fight was Kino
https://youtu.be/Tgxn3yL0oSs?si=5s4WyELt4wk28bGJ&t=178

3D Nikke when ShiftUp?

>>712805858 (OP)
Journo niglets eating dey words fo REAL

>>712816734
Also happens in matrix 11 with the gears in the falling factory section. This game is pretty damn gory.

>>712815494
if you didnt fry your brain with porn youd see how shit it is lmao
cumbrains dont have standards at all

>>712816990
Someone in my town got banned from the YMCA cuz they were yelling at a teenager asking what genitals they have as they tried to go to the changing room. If anything they're the comic relief lol.

>>712817101
I know nothing about Nikke but she is cute

>>712814691
>Threaten you with life in prison for distributing porn

Yeah, the CCP is so based.

>>712817375
That is based

>>712817214
Sorry, your shit taste is terminal.

Sells 4 times more than the initial week, concurrent players stays the same. There is nothing to stop them for making up the numbers.

>game with plentiful fanservice and cinematic combat sells well
>Also by the same devs who made a mobile game with a huge following
woah shocker

>>712817101
sex

>>712817570
cope

Grummz was correct after all...

Imagine all the chinks jerking off to Eve this very second

Okay I got to the wasteland. Its sunny so Eve's in a swimsuit, justified right?

https://youtu.be/RtVpwKH8yEg?si=gVrU9ItAV4WDoWGt

>>712809905
You’re literally retarded

It did 3m during its launch on ps4 before any holiday bundle. You don’t even read the words in fronts of you anymore do you, it’s all just seethe

>>712817582
>Replying to Sargon of Akkad
Kek that arse bandit has always rubbed me the wrong way.

>>712817214
close your legs anon, the smell of rotting flesh is wafting up from the basement and disturbing your parents

>>712811973
Ok pal go back to gooning in your coom cave.

>>712817447
The government isn’t my fucking mother..

How about life in prison for publicly criticizing the CCP? That based too?

>>712817857
>It did 3m during its launch on ps4
thank you
Yes it sold that much because it is on the PS4 not 5
Every PS5 exclusive save for Spider-Man didn't break 3 million

>>712805942
I just had sex with my trans gf what now?

>sold better than my favorite game
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>712818127
So coming to 4chan and writing fan fiction about people seething is your source of a win?

>>712817375
I was never absolute on my statement.
And it's not like tradcucks in America are trying the same shit as well

Doro sent everyone who wrote tragic endings to the 2D world via the national highway.
Under the crushing weight of the Great Fortune truck, no one survives.
She doesn’t understand.
Doro doesn’t understand why just because she drifted a little, you had to get run over by her.
When the wheels of Great Fortune crush your body,
When you clearly hear the sound of your bones snapping,
In the final moment before your life fades away,
You swear you'll never write a tragic ending again.

>>712818059
Well do something about our government becomimg a fucking nanny state
One side wants to take our guns away and the other wants to take our anime away

>b-but the CCP is l-le bad!
This thread, seriously.

>>712817768
She's a crime against chastity

>>712818934
Yes.

>>712818993

>>712805858 (OP)
>copies sold
but what about players?

>>712805858 (OP)
When are we getting the QoS mods though

>>712818993
She doesn't need correction. She's actually a nice lady.

CHUDS WON!

TRANNIES IN SHAMBLES!

LEFTIES IN RUIN!

WOMEN RAPED AND SENT BACK INTO THE KITCHEN WITH THIS ONE!

THE WOKE AGE IS OVER, A NEW AGE IS APPROACHING

WOMEN LOST THEIR RIGHTS AND LOSING IT FOREVER!!

At least that's what leftrooners believe

>>712817329
>>712817602
she's a lush and I want to have a drink with her

>>712819582
Pretty good. Over the weekend it hit over 100k concurrent on Steam.

>>712806083
It feels like an X360/PS3 era game but with better graphics. Kind of nostalgic, but also kind of fresh in an era where every game wants to be some big budget blockbuster. When the combat opens up, it feels kind of like a slower Bayonetta or somewhere closer to Metal Gear Rising. The story is your by-the-book humanity creates their own god story, but it's told in a somewhat interesting manner without hour long cutscenes. I'd say to grab the demo and try it out. Don't listen to the sexless trannies seething at seeing skin, there are a tonne of costumes that aren't gooneristic if you're wanting something more conservative.

Mother Sphere really gave all her soldiers the most fuckable bodies possible only to keep herself as a tiny little girl. What exactly did she mean by that?

>>712820068

>>712815538
Trvkapocalypse.

>>712820251

I don't get this meme and why turbo aspie is spamming it

>>712810159
>I'm confused what the quest means by taking photos of fishes
it's the same as the cat and butterfly quests, check the data log thing and it shows you what they look like

>>712819989
I would love to introduce her to some of my favorite beers and red wine.
And I'm interested to figure out what good sake is

>>712820068
Mother Sphere realized human women were fucking worthless and stinky and created fuckable, sensual andro-eidos bitches that are far superior. It's only natural that Mother Sphere herself would be the most fuckable of them all.

>>712818893

>>712805858 (OP)
wait huh? did they really add doro? i thought it was just a mod or something?

>>712819534

>>712819987
>game where it's 100% down to the female main character to determine the fact of all mankind
>this is bad for women btw
I don't get it.

>>712820526

>>712820526
(no mod)

>>712818119
You've got AIDS.

>>712818993
What's wrong with Japan

>>712818119
You're gay now, because you had buttsex with a man.

>>712817375
Of all the godawful, inhumane things the CCP does, the worst that comes to mind is outlawing porn?

Pornography doesnt benefit society even a little. Its bad for adults and worse for kids. Absolutely no one is better off for looking at porn, and the entire modern faggot agenda can easily be explained by the mass ploliferation of fetish porn. Theres no moral grounds on which you can defend pornography.

The values you hold are completely inverted. We would be a heathier, happier, higher trust society if pornography was outlawed and you had to be actually willing to get killed/arrested to get it.

>>712820589

>>712805858 (OP)
excellent

>>712820740

>>712820721
>now

>>712820830

>>712820740
unfathomably based and wise post

>>712820740
Whats porn to you?
Is pic related porn?
Is this game porn?
Does porn require actual penetration or is it just lewd images/games/videos?

>>712821063
>Whats porn to you?
Mangas and anime porn is fine.
Normal porn means some daughter is whoring herself out and getting fucked in every whole she has for money. I don't know how you can defend this, imagine it was your own daughter.

>>712820740
I've said this for years the biggest factor for Japans falling birthrates is porn.
The prevalence and acceptance of their A.V. industry, hentai and porn is killing the motivation of their men to go out and get a girl to fuck.

Tourist calling fanservice porn when it's a genre called ecchi

>>712821223
>Normal porn means some daughter is whoring herself out and getting fucked in every whole she has for money.
Glad for the clarification, and yes, porn with IRL people should be restricted.
Hentai and Ecchi is just way more ethical

>>712816237
>Buys games with hypersexualized females
>Avoids games with globohomo LGBTQP++ representantion like they were made by the (((Devil))) itself
Based, chinks are single-handedly saving the West

>>712821261
>the biggest factor for Japans falling birthrates is porn.
No retard, it's women working, going to college, and having sexual freedom and feminism that allows them to fuck over men.
Men aren't motivated go out and fuck when the woman they fancy sees them as a sexual predator and wont give him the time of day unless he wears an hugo boss suit with a hermes tie and pulls up in an italian supercar

>>712821309
Porn is the umbrella term you autist, it's all porn just different flavours and categories of porn.
You know that soft core porn is a thing where no penetration, hardcock or pussy is shown? Only nipples and grinding. It's still porn. All of it is porn and it's all really bad for dating, for relationships, for how fucked the effect it has on your brain.

>>712821063
>What's porn to you?
It's ero/softcore/ecchi for sure. Not the whole story necessarily if it isn't about that, you could have some casual nudity in any other genre with a mature audience, but if there are scenes like that all the time and the focus is on admiring nude forms then it's an erotic story.

>>712821261
>ruin women so that men need porn
>porn ruins men
>birthrates fall accordingly
>import the third world
all according to plan, goy.

>>712821525
No doubt all of that is a big factor too, but porn is a massive impact on the motivation of dudes to seek out a relationship.

>>712821594
>import the third world
>third world rapes women
>government denies rape is happening
>labels people who expose mass rape by the third world on your women as 'Racist and far-right'
>rape by the third world on your women become so numerous and so egregious it's impossible ti ignore that now your Prime Minister declares a National inquiry
This is the UK right now and it is Japans future.

>>712805858 (OP)
Man, she's hot.

Also the human on the picture is not that bad.

>>712820893

>>712821631
No bitch
Me fapping to fucking Fushoku or Okyou isn't changing the fact that I want a family.
I just refuse to build a family with a nonvirgin western woman who votes to rob me via taxes and disarm me

>>712821631
And lets not forget DIVORCE

>>712821525
>Men aren't motivated go out and fuck when the woman they fancy sees them as a sexual predator and wont give him the time of day unless he wears an hugo boss suit with a hermes tie and pulls up in an italian supercar
Here's a tip for you. It's a very specific group of people. There's a percentage of women who are total sluts, and a percentage of men who are manwhores and shove their cock in trash weekly, and they skew the statistics. Most people, men and women, have sex with 5 people max their whole life.

>>712821851
You doing much to make that happen, champ? Other than calling women whores online, of course.

>>712821993
>woman having sex with 5 men
Should be zero at marriage

>>712810901
Her JP voice makes me feel things bros

>>712822060
I'm just living my life trying to make the best of it in these trying times, tradcuck simp.
I'm not marrying a non virgin
I'm not giving up my fanservice games and anime
Fuck you, and go march off to die for Israel

>>712820343

>>712821851
When was the last time you had a relationship? Meeting a girl in the real world, going on dates, having sex, when did you last do that?

>>712822094
You wouldn't want to commit yourself to living with someone if you haven't seen if you mesh together sexually. Otherwise, Afghanistan welcomes you.

>>712822210

>>712822316

>>712822104
for me, it's Lily's English voice

>>712822316
Truth nuke

>>712821345
The reason they go after fiction so much is because they want there to be more whores. More whores = societal decay, which eventually leads to societal collapse.

>>712821851

>>712822624
this. imagine if you spent the $80 the Stellar Blade™ Complete Edition cost on Onlyfans whores instead. goyim really should make better decisions.

>>712822271
>dates
Not since 2019
I havent been in a relationship because I havent found a woman that didn't make me feel like I'm wasting my time or showed any interest.

>>712822316
Afghanistan did the right thing and you cucks lost to them.

>>712817052
wouldn't be a bad thing

>>712822624
It's also taking attention away from women and having less men be slaves to pussy thirst.

>>712806083
it's 5/10 parryslop with sexy women

>>712822819
>it's 5/10 parryslop
bold declaration. post playtime.

>>712822702
>shariah law is good and based
>wtf why don't women have sex with me

Is there be quick button to access map?

>>712822886
Kek

>>712822991
no, after finishing the game this is by far my biggest complaint. i thoroughly loved everything about the game but this drove me insane

>>712822819
I played the demo and this is dead accurate.

>>712822886
I dont like shariah law, I wish that christcucks would find their balls to slut shame women again instead of trying to make men's lives more miserable.

>>712821556
Ok tatebro

>>712823046
least representative demo slice since Visions of Mana

>>712823046
a demo is to decide whether or not you want to buy it. thinking you can rate the entirety of a game with 5 skill trees, multiple movement upgrades, and a dozen combos based on an hour long demo is absurd
no ones telling you to buy a game when you didn't like the demo, but don't pretend like you have any idea how good the combat actually is when you didn't even learn a single combo

>>712822991
I just pressed m on my keyboard instead.

>>712818993
kek

>>712822991
i assume you play on a controller?
for KBM users you can bind it to a key of your choice.
if you're playing with a controller on PC, i dont know if it would be more of an effort to go through the menus or bind the map key to a something like spacebar.

>>712823156
great comparison, actually. i bought both and ended up really not liking Visions and dropping it, but my enjoyment of Stellar Blade only ramped up hard after the demo portion and only got better and better all the way through
>>712823169
damn, good idea

>>712805858 (OP)
The doro pet mod is so kino. I love her

>>712822720
Anymore development on the Lili front?

>>712823039
>>712823169
>>712823210
Are all of the Dpad buttons used? Quick glance shows that right should be unused, unless it's used for an ability I haven't got yet.

Hold on, THERE’S A MAP?

>>712805858 (OP)
Why didn't they just release on PC first? They are getting weighted down by retarded Sony contracts. If they weren't forced to wait for PC release, install Denuvo, restrict certain regions etc, they'd probably already sell 5 millions. This should be a cautionary tale for anyone willing to bend over for Sony.

>>712823296
Nude paid mod got leaked on nexus

>>712823156
>since Visions of Mana
That truly might be one of the worst demo's I've ever played, no idea what they were thinking structuring it like that. I thought SB's was still a bit better of a presentation as you just get to play the intro at least as if you're starting the game.

>>712822720
I really want this suit but i'm doing a no dlc no mod first run.
Guess its something to look forward to.

>>712823354
how far in are you? the first ~4 hours is a linear level with no map. you get one when you get to the city of Xion and the Wasteland open world area. then there are other linear levels in the game that also don't have maps

>>712823396
Because having a contract with Sony gets you their developers helping you code for their machine, plus funding and the advertisement branch. This is extremely appealing for any new studio trying to be a success.

>>712823354
Only for Xion, the Wasteland and the Great Desert.
The Linear Levels dont have it because well, they're linear.

>>712823445
honestly there's really no reason to avoid the DLC on your first run. the Nikke dlc adds 5 sidequest minigames and a vendor, the Nier dlc adds some collectibles around the open worlds to trade for costumes. it doesn't interrupt the flow of the game whatsoever and honestly it makes more sense to just turn them on. if you want to keep it off on principle then more power to you, just letting you know that it's not detrimental to the base game like you might think
i did leave the seasonal stuff off like the game suggested though, which reminds me now that i'm on NG+ i should turn it on

>>712823084
Is this where because I don't think young men and men in general should watch porn you label me some form of ist' or 'ism? You're such a clown.
I'll reply then, "Ok Hasan/ Destinybro"

>>712823445
the DLC is just extra minigame missions and costumes, no reason to leave it for ng+ really

>>712823058
>instead of trying to make men's lives more miserable.
Sounds like you'd make a woman's life miserable too

>>712823661
Fuck you, go address hypergamy and women's rights.
Men turn to porn because women refuse to even acknowledge 80% of men.

>>712823765
NTA but i completely agree with that anon and i'm married. keep seething though

>>712823765
Projection
As long as she stays at home, watches over the kids, cooks, stays loyal, and puts out I will make her life amazing.

>>712823335
not sure, since i play on KBM. how far are you in? it could be for tachy mode
maybe you can remap a controller button with DS4 or a similar program? having no direct map key sounds retarded, ngl.

not trying to flame or convince controller bros but having each skill, ability and item mapped to a single key is pretty comfy.

>>712823795
There are women who detest men but take accountability for your own actions, your detestable attitude do you think it's attractive to the opposite sex? You sound like a grub grub snail man.

>>712823628
the seasonal changes were minimal, the biggest noticeable change is there a christmas tree in Xion and some costumes related to it. The song is pretty gay, like the city and everything else is gay. I use it as my rest point song because it's catchy as fuck.

>>712823661
ok tatechad, make sure to make your monthly donation!

TRILLIONS MUST CUM

>>712823892
Tachy mode is LS + RS. nothing is on right dpad but i never looked to see if it's customizable

>>712823892
>spoiler
that's on LS+RS press, like Berserk mode in Nier Automata

>>712806083
It's fun. It looks great. It runs great. Eve is hot. The people shitting on it are obese or trannies.

WOW i wish i tried this sooner. i feel retarded

Seems to not conflict with anything. Sucks that you can't use modifier button for it.

>>712823907
>women who detest men but take accountability for their own actions
This dude is trolling now

The mods make this game playable

>>712824134
Oh you're one of those ESLs who cut out half a sentence repost it in greentext so now it gives a different meaning.

This download farming us getting ridiculous.

>>712824089
lets fucking go anon!
glad you found a solution for controllerbros, hope others will see the post.

>>712823628
>>712823678
Thanks for the info, but I decided to wait with the dlc to have a extra reason to keep playing.
What even is the seasonal content, just what >>712823914
said?
>>712824089
The one time it explained quick map to me it didnt show that button, wtf.

>>712824210
Nigger you had a grammar error in your post
You got no right to talk, simp

>no mod that just makes Orca thigs and butt slightly bigger

Time to learn how to mod I guess.

>>712824249
if you have a DS5 you can swipe up on the touch pad for the map shortcut

>>712824314
The Button is not bound for some reason. You need to put it yourself in the options.

Probably an oversight due to the PS touch pad controls.

>>712824223
it's brainrot.
if you reached 500 lifetime downloads you used to get lifetime premium on NM. not sure if it still does or how that will change under the new leadership.

either way it's brainrot and likely to cash in on the hype. you can filter those mods though if you dont care for them - i do the same with reshade.

>t. modfag who actually enjoys vidya and contributing to the community

>>712824374
>You got no right to talk
You have no right*
Or
You have got no right to talk*

You're still some weirdo porn addict, too afraid of 'impure' women that you'll forever be alone cooming to hentai.

Spire 4 has the best music

>>712824585
Enjoy the divorce man

>>712824314
seasonal events were a summer theme thing at the oasis with 2 new costumes for Eve, and Christmas in Xion with some new costumes for Eve, the pod and Adam as well
they were free updates just for fun

>>712823396
>Why didn't they just release on PC first?
because they were a literally who company before Nikke and needed Sony to fund the game
They didn't see Nikke's massive success coming

>>712824585
nta and you're right about him, but you're also a sexless prude

>>712806083
The claimed flaws (e.g. story, dialog, level design, set pieces, etc) are generally true, but it's fun and has sex appeal.

>>712824682
Because we're on a vidya board I'll translate this into language you can understand
https://youtu.be/wkxiel9ArlM?si=cuxfJWteSwBuU6-l&t=190

>>712825021
I'm not sexless, that's the point I'm making. Being obsessed with porn you're losing out on making a connection with someone, the porn obsessed ones are the sexless perverts.

>>712806083
It's basically just platinumslop
Just play dmc, you'll have more fun

>>712825210
Nigger if I had a wife I wouldn't need porn in the sense of sexual gratification
At that point I'd just read hentai or watch ecchi anime for the enjoyment of the fanservice

>>712825232
post playtime. i have infinitely more fun with Stellar Blade than DMC

>>712825305
Then you are lost.

>>712825210
but you are a sexless pervert too anon, doesn't matter how many tate talking points you recite

>>712825394
Literally why?

>>712824750
The summer thing fits in really naturally, I didnt even realise it was an update lol

>>712825507
because i like the combat better? i don't care for style point shit. they aren't similar at all.

>>712825449
>Having a healthy relationship with my girl makes me a sexless pervert
>Having a porn obsession makes you a normal individual
I don't think you understand the meaning of words.

>>712825430
Boo hoo
Cry some more

>>712825646
>Having a healthy relationship with my girl
why are you lying? you're posting on /v/ you fuckup.

>>712825761
NTA but i've been here for 20 fucking years, nearly 2/3 of my life, you think i'm going to leave just because i have a wife?

>>712816060
You know what he didn't win? The custody battle.

>>712825761
>He thinks it's inconceivable to use the internet and have a relationship
4chan isn't some super sekrit club you know, it hasn't been for a long time.

>>712825868
>>712826013
pics or it didn't happen

>>712813528
This doesn't really work, because "interest" includes the hate campaign against starfield

What's the chances of this getting pirated?

I'm 70% on buying it off CDkeys cause Steam is a rip off.

>Going to 500 replies
Yep. Sounds about right kek.

we fucking won bros.

I don't know why trannies are so upset with this game when sexy characters have always existed.

>>712825935
>celebrating divorce
Get crucified

>>712826221
I celebrate bad things happening to people who annoy me, yes.

>>712826091
purchase a denuvo token.
i'm not going to spell it out for you but surely you can RTFM, right?

>>712824127
Honestly you can also remap the hints button. You really don't need hints in this game at all.

>>712806008
>AAAAAHHH FUCK! I'm not mad, YOU! YOU ARE!

>>712826220
No one's "upset" just because the game is overrated coomerslop.

How do I stop wanting to fap after every few minutes to eve in the skin suit? It's affecting my gameplay.

>>712826398
post playtime

bwos does creamapi work for dlc?

>>712808746
Learn how to take screen shots. And remove that damn diagnostic from your Steam deck

>>712826292
Yup.
I'm not merciful to my enemies

>>712826598
Wash your trenchcoat.

>>712826559
I read this as creampie for some reason, lol

>>712826598
>enemies
yikes, take your meds and get some therapy.

>>712810236
Everyone owns a PC and a Switch, it's lite the most common gaming combination in the West.

Forcing anti-Nintendo nonsense is just people trying to start a narrative about the Switch 2. It died down a lot when the posts about it not selling were shown to be lies, it'll probably hang around for another few weeks I guess.

>>712807740
>>712809905
Public sales figures also include PC.

>>712805858 (OP)
BASED BASED BASED

does creamapi work or not i read conflicting information

>>712807727
There's a weird fascination with China somehow not counting, even though half of Steam is Chinese.

oes creamapi work or not

>>712808384
Why are you talking about BG3 in a Stellar Blade thread?

>>712826674
>>712826702
Wash deez nuts

>>712826691
This retarded slang completely ruined a valid dessert

>>712826559
>>712826932
>>712827061

RTFM you retard and stop spamming the thread

>>712809015
There was a good write up I saw earlier about how modern writing has made it a point of strength to define yourself in some certain way and then bulldoze your righteousness over everyone else. Same kinda shit here, imagine if Grandma hadn't accepted that, or thought it was weird, would they have accepted her?

>>712809237
>This game is for a very specific audience.
The idea that "straight male" is a "very specific audience" is wild to me.

Reminds me of that Larian Dev crashing out because everyone was making straight, white, human men in their character creator.

>>712824089
Wait I'm more retarded than anyone. How did you do this?

>>712827674
customize controls under controller settings

>>712827674
Controller settings. You can change your key bindings for both controller and MKB

>>712827825
>>712827826
Oh shit thank you

>>712827238
what manual you dumv faggot just answer the question if you bother to reply of fuck off. again

does creamapi work or not?

>>712822316
Your ironic post would be a lot more convincing if not for the fact that Afghanistan has 4.52 fertility rate, literally proving that anon's point

>>712826884
I just did this side quest and honestly its the most stupid thing ever. Why does she get jumped and lose? also it sent me into a cs getting double jump so stupid.

>>712827230
I prefer a good cheesecake anyway, or key lime

>>712827674
nta but >

>>712827578
>The idea that "straight male" is a "very specific audience" is wild to me.
>everyone who doesn't like the game is gay
Take your head out your ass
>crashing out because everyone was making straight, white, human men in their character creator.
What "crash out"? It was a tongue in cheek part of an update log that made some retards upset. And it was just the most common archetype, humans weren't even the most popular race, that's half elves

>>712815402
It would have done so much better without the PS exclusivity, by the time it finally came to PC it was completely irrelevant.

The funny thing about it is that Sony doesn't even give them money for an exclusive, it's only an advance. Your game is exclusive for 6/12months or until your revenue earns what the advance payment was, whichever comes later.

So FF16 got stranded on PS5 for 18 months and was served up completely cold. I assume they thought it would sell enough to break their exclusive deal in 6mo, but instead they got completely fucked

>>712828343
I don't know where to begin with how financially illiterate you are anon. Dev staff require salary payment, on a monthly ongoing basis. Even if SE had the capitol up front to cover salary, taking the sony investment and free marketing would've seemed better for their books. Same with Shift Up, who would've seen Stellar Blade as an unproven risk, even with Nikke funding.

>>712818993
Agree about her hip:waist ratio completely, just wish her thighs weren't so comically large. Marvel Rivals does the same thing, looks awful to me

>>712828612
I hate plastic surgery korean faces so fucking much.
I heard they stapled a different head on the body they had scanned, genuinely confused by the gook mind.

>>712828612

>>712828282
Why are you defending game devs/journos on 4chan? Surely there must be a better use of your time

>correct lie
>brainlet: "why are you defending X"
Every fucking time

>>712828721
>I heard they stapled a different head on the body they had scanned
There exists out there - outside American boundaries - cultures that don't see the need to face scan Hollywood actors. Wild, I know.

>>712828612
Lily mogs Eve so hard

>>712807858
Holy christ

>>712828721
We all care about your racism towards Koreans

>>712828909
Do you really thinking correcting retards on 4chan is going to solve anything? It's just a waste of energy and makes you look like a simp

Weird how pc fags think this game selling well on pc is a good thing. It just shows that there's way more literal incels on pc than anywhere else. I actually give props to ps5 users now. I guess they actually get sex since every one of them didn't just rush out to buy this immediately like the pathetic vermin pc users did
Have any of you ever had sex?... >>712809237
Is it? Or is it just for people who like action and hot women? There were hundreds of these games in ps2/ps3. Now people like you hyper exaggerate or use hyperbole to act like this is a porn game when it's literally just a nier/dmc/sekiro/old-gow/Mgr with tons of unlockable costumes

>>712821754
My favorite thing is that the literal only response the UK has ever given about the police being found out covering up rape and child trafficking because they were scared they'd get called racist... was to say "Um, actually, the idea that those rapists were Pakistani is racist. They were from many ethnicities. Be better."

>>712829008
Fuck I meant for this to be two posts to bait both sides

>>712828918
We can either have Hollywood face scans or uncanny neotenous dollfaces, nothing in between. I am very smart.

>>712818993
What the fuck is happening is here?

Why does the second zone suck so bad? The game would have been better without it honestly.

>>712829170
Those save lives

>>712829205
Why don't you just skip it if you don't like it? All you need to do is the resident evil area and then continue on. Retard.

>>712829265
The ratio looks fucking revolting, why make her knees so narrow? Hypershit is gross, looks like a cooked chicken drumstick.

>>712829285
That doesn't answer his question as to why such shitty level design made it into the game

>>712829357
Wow anon it's almost like people like exaggerated body parts

>>712829205
It's not that bad you impatient fuck, have you tried actually exploring?

eve original facemod where? not buying until the mod is done.

>>712829205
it's fun

>>712828976
But I thought racism is cool here? What the fuck /v/tards?
South Korean work culture and beauty standards are inhumane, sick society. Genuinely only reunification with the North can save them.

>>712806008
I don't care!

>>712825648
sauce?

>>712828282
>You like waffles? SO YOU HATE PANCAKES!?
Great post, Anon. Really added something to the thread.

No, retard, not liking this game doesn't make you gay. But a game that's designed to appeal to "straight men" is literally the most encompassing video game market around.

>>712829554
I have been and its pretty trash. Half of the map is just empty dunes full of the most annoying enemies. It's the first time in the game where I'm just running away from enemies because It's not fun to fight them.

>>712829161
>"I am very smart."

>>712806083
Look harder

>>712829640
who cares? they made a good game and that's all that matters. i don't even consider chinks human but Nine Sols was my goty last year and i loved Wukong too.

>>712806083
Great
Feels very late 2000s in its game design

>>712828918
>- outside American boundaries - cultures that don't see the need to face scan Hollywood actors. Wild, I know.
>when the biggest hack that demands pimple accurate scans of celebs is Hideo "Games" Kojima

>>712829428
"his"
you mens your
snd the desert is great, I loved it
I simply told you to stop doing things you don't enjoy, so don't have an autistic meltie with me faggot

>>712829786
Kojima is a spiritual westerner, he's not a good representation of games from the east whatsoever

>>712828627
>SE can't fund salaries so they need to take a loan that hobbled their success and left the game a complete limp duck on PC
>Thinking this is stupid, for Square Enix, not for Shift Up, but Square Enix, makes you "financially illiterate"
Funny how they've admitted it was a mistake though.

>>712829205
You should have learned not to make any negative comment about this game on the board.

>>712806008
IT WAS FREE ON PSN EVERY OTHER MONTH YOU NIGGER EVERYBODY OWNS HORIZON

>>712808927
>Horizon 1 releases opposite Breath of the Wild, completely overshadowed
>Horizon 2 releases opposite Elden Ring, completely overshadowed
What will be next?

>>712818119
But what is your opinion on Stellar Blade my man?

>>712829679
Rock wa Lady
Great anime, lots of kino rock band verbal abuse.

>>712829715
Well duh it's going to be tough the first time because the GD is the next skill check.
If you think the enemies are tough here then Spire 4 is going to beat your ass redder than the Soviet flag

>>712829008
>>712829110
The biggest scourge of 4chan is retards who use it just for funposting and go have actual discussion elsewhere.

Kill yourself.

>>712830007
>AHHHH I'M REALLY ANGRY YOU POINTED THIS OUT

>>712809237
>the game isn't being shilled because of the combat.
Then why does it have top ratings from players on PSN and on Steam? The First Descendent doesn't, it has very mediocre if not outright poor ratings from players, because it's not a good game past the fanservice. Yet Stellar Blade gets top marks from players.

Because...it is in fact a good game.

>>712830156
Nikke gachaniggers getting their first exposure to a "real" game.

>>712810540
Stellar Blade isn't a gacha game. In fact it's considerably more generous than the average modern Western AAA console game.

>>712830070
thanks boss

>>712830026
>Horizon 3
>overshadowded by Half Life 3

im going back to ENG dub. jap isnt really doing it for me

>>712815538
If you were actually filtering it out, you would have just done so. Instead you write out a whiny generic post looking for attention. Here it is, anon, your attention. Remember, you claimed you were filtering it out, so you can't reply to this or you're a liar.

Desert is shit, fishing is boring padding, the multiple selfie quests and the can collecting is really gooky, like I get gacha players love doing the same thing for years on end, I don't. Music is amazing, combat is really tight, hit boxes in particular are excellent, characters other than Lily and Eve are really meh, the overall story is cool, but it's rushed, Tachy gets 0 time for you to get attached to her, feel like 2-3 more main missions would help a lot.

7/10, mostly mediocre, but certain aspects elevate it. I'll get the sequel, day 1.

>>712809015
the first part is still better written than Veilguard, the second part is even more strange with those creepy puppets

>>712829205
Best background music in the whole game thoughever

>>712830301
play on KR, it is the superior dub

>>712830425
I still prefer the Spire 4 tracks but I've had a chance to listen to it in the game and it's grown on me

>>712824386
I misread this as Orcal and was very confused for a moment

>>712830070
>Well duh it's going to be tough the first time because the GD is the next skill check.
If you think the enemies are tough here then Spire 4 is going to beat your ass redder than the Soviet flag

I never said they were hard, I said they were annoying and not fun to fight. Oh boy another part of the map with tons of tentacle and tunneler traps and ambushes. The theme for the second map really overstays its welcome and i never felt like that for the first one.

>>712818119
I had sex with my cute Central Asian gf then played the demo and thought it was mid slop for coomers and gachacattle.

>>712828721
>I heard they stapled a different head on the body they had scanne
wow you mean....exactly like many AAA games in the west, because body model and face model are not the same thing?

>>712830219
trannies really need to get a new script. they literally can't fathom that gook devs actually made a game that spiritually feels like it's from a better time and is the polar opposite of gacha kikery with the fact that it has 0 microtransactions and 125 outfits, more than literally any other game i can think of, and they're all included with the game
honestly it would be hard for me to believe too if i didn't actually witness it

is the deluxe edition just costumes? i dont know anything about nikke so idk, a boss too?

>>712830625
They made a big deal out of body scanning some model, they should have used her face too.

>>712830558
Use your beta abilities, Beta.

>>712830559
Your loss
But I wonder, what is the usual central asian look?

>>712830675
It includes more costumes, the Nier DLC, and the Nikke DLC.
The Scarlet Fight is tough, but fair

>>712830510
i did on ps5

>>712829917
Neither game would exist without development investment anon. You assume they can bank on inevitable success to fund and bankroll development. That just isn't true. It's literally have the hobbled success vs no success due to games not existing.

>>712830675
Nikke DLC adds 5 sidequests that are just quick shooter missions, they all drop currency that you trade for the cosmetics. also adds the hardest boss in the game to boss challenge mode
Nier DLC adds new collectables all over the open worlds that you trade for the Nier cosmetics
neither are story relevant and really if you don't care about the cosmetics you can skip, but it was well worth it to me since they are some of the best outfits. also i'm sure the Scarlet boss is fun, i haven't gotten there yet

>>712830295
No it has to be another open world game

>>712830767
>But I wonder, what is the usual central asian look?
Depends on the country, and the Siberian/East/West Asian ancestry ratio. She's Kazakh, who are more Easterners than Westerners.

>>712828627
They used FF14 revenue to fund ff16. It's not a secret so that other Anon was correct in saying the timed exclusivity was a retarded decision, completely unnecessary.
They amortised the rnd for FF16 years before the exclusivity deal btw.

>>712829048
Yeah it's still on going and causing massive resentment. Protests and riots last week in parts of Northern Ireland in response to politicians and the governments lack of protection for little girls being raped by migrants.
Over a week ago a girl was raped by two migrants who had already raped two other girls if you can believe it so that set people off.
It's like a pressure cooker here at the moment everyone knows the police are corrupt, the government and the politicians all trying desperately to cover their arses all for fear of being called 'Racist' they let the mass rape of thousands of little girls. It's fucking pathetic.

bwos does creamapi work

>>712831417
this shit is so fucking sad man. my hatred for the jew menace knows no bounds. i am so thankful that i live in a rural area of the U.S. so it's actually possible for me to keep my daughter safe from animals like them

>>712831726
>I'm so glad I live in the country that has the highest rape and overall violence numbers in the First World
Especially funny if you're from a red state since they're even worse for that than the blue states

>>712821063
Porn is any material that depicts explicit sexual acts and its consumed for sexual gratification.

An image being titilating isnt the same as it being graphic. Things can be titilating without being degenerate and its often the case that titilating material is presented in an otherwise straightfoward/innocent manner.

People might take issue with my definition but at the end of the day everyone knows what is porn and what isnt. People can tell the difference between a raunchy anime and anal sodomy incest 5.

Theres a vast abyss between recognizning that porn is obviously morally corrupt and abhorrent and banning all suggestive/lewd content. An anime show that targets primarily teenage boys having some risque character designs and some choice camera angles I take no issue with and I'll go one step further and argue its healthy and normal for boys to have acess to these sorts of shows. Sexuality is a part of human life. It is the feminist/woman angle that its these kinds of harmless/healthy shows and content that is harmful to women, while they champion onlyfans and whoring out.

This is why every time some disgusting tranny tells you to just watch porn when were talking about Stellar Blade, a game with zero actual sexual content, you can be confident that person has a dead inner child. He doesnt see the inherent fun in having skimpy characters in games and equates that to degeneracy. You should pity that person, but be thankful youll never have to actually exist near them.

>>712832024
If you consume something to masturbate it's softcore pornographic, that's it.

>>712831912
keyword: RURAL, retard. or are you dumb enough to actually believe that violent crimes happen as much in the countryside as they do in groid infested shitholes?
>muh red states
kys

>>712831726
>this shit is so fucking sad man
It is but it's a stark reminder that the only person who can protect your family is you. We live in evil times.

is creamapi for dlc working?

>>712831676
>>712832242
just try it anon it takes 5 seconds to check. if not i heard you can download the files and add them to your game, either way it is possible to pirate the dlc to my understanding, unless some other anon lied a few days ago

just wondering if cream works for dlc?

>>712832180
Of course not, rural areas have fewer people and therefore less chance of an incident. But those superior left-leaning countries also have rural areas, as well as substantially less violent crime overall. I just thought it was funny you mentioned the US in particular.

>>712832312
cs says it works 50% of the time which worries me

>>712832358
>fewer people
the leftoids mind at work, everyone. yeah fewer people helps, but it's who those people are that really matters.