https://twitter.com/GoNintendoTweet/status/1933794896395034686

>>712808865 (OP)
just buy a sextoy

>>712808865 (OP)
>everyone benefits from south american shitposting reaching engineers
kino

is that supposed to be bad? it should be an option
anyway i disable rumble in every game i play

its to stop people from sticking one in their shitter and jacking off before getting electrocuted

>>712809674
Yeah

>>712808865 (OP)
based
what's missing is that Shitch itself turns off after "prolonged use"

>>712808865 (OP)
When will Nintendo release the specifically remade Wii mote classic controller (waterproof) with infinite rumble?

>>712809674
>>712809809
There's no way people actually do that

>>712810234
You'd be surprised

>>712808865 (OP)
Ultrakill switch 2 port gonna flop

>>712810234
>doesnt know about the jar
>or the snake
blessed little kid

>>712808865 (OP)
Makes sense. It's there only for gameplay feedback, so there is no logical reason to have it be running for long. I imagine the rumble mechanism would wear out otherwise.

>>712810423
WOW DUDE YOU'RE SUCH AN OLDFAG I WISH I WAS AS COOL AS YOU

>>712810638
i wish i was as innocent as you

>>712810690
Gonna guess you're somewhere between 18 and 21.

>>712810468
but previous consoles didnt do this and vibration would still work

>>712810759
add 27 to that number

>>712810423
I know about the jar, but snake?

>>712811002
And yet you still manage to give off that smug aura of a child who just learned something he thinks only he knows. Curious!

>>712811002
66?!

>>712810234
>he doesn't know about the brazilian rumble rave

>>712811086
>he thinks only he knows
thjats your projection
>>712811083
some dude made his snake suck his dick
you can guess how that goes since they dont stop trying to swallow food

>>712810234
>he hasn't seen one man one eel in a bucket

Everyday I read something very stupid about the Switch 2.
What's the point of this piece of garbage? What's the defense for this one? "I don't like rumble anyways!" bunch of jesters.

>>712811270
nta, elaborate.
I assume bites and fangs and poison, but he surely was at least not so dumb to stick his dick in a poisonous snake.
I don't assume that a snake can't crush nor digest their preys quickly for that to become an issue.

>>712810234
Little sisters across the globe know. And little boys across the globe don't know why their console stinks (in a good way)

>>712811539
all i remember is, it was in a house/his armchair

>>712811395
They don't want to get angry calls from parents after their kids use the joycon as a vibrator

>>712808865 (OP)
Why do redditfags always insist that you must stick it up your ass or sit on it? Having a controller vibrate in your lap is actually arousing and something everyone has inadvertently experienced at one point or the other. If someone was retarded enough to use a switch controller to get off, wouldn't they just thrust their dick against it?

>>712810234
not anymore at least...

>>712811395
apparently its just for battery saving mode

>>712812393
This is hot, how do redditors get away with making up loli erotica like this, while we get demonized?

>>712808865 (OP)
rumble should just die

>>712808865 (OP)
>Oh hey that's weir-
>only shuts off after 60 straight seconds of vibrating
Fucking degenerates

>>712812393
I used to do that too, with megaman legends 2
you can set rumble on or off in the options and it just flickers, so you can hold the button for infinite vibration
I started masturbating at around 11 and my dick would get red and a bit swollen, so I figured I could achieve the same without the friction, just by stimulating the tip (and a bit of the balls)

>>712808865 (OP)
Suddenly, a generation of discreet masturbators went silent.

rumble is a useless feature and was never really necessary in the first place

>>712812393
Damn,

>Rumble only matter if Nintendo does it

anybody datamined the weapon stats? does the jellyfish shield actually have good block?

>>712810234
I masturbate with my controller. I put a condom on my dick and rub it with my controller while running GamepadMassager on my PC. Feels much better than jacking off normally and allows me to edge longer.