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Anonymous No.712810679 >>712810916 >>712811578 >>712812117 >>712812348 >>712812369 >>712812649 >>712812903 >>712812937 >>712813817 >>712813946 >>712814248 >>712814503 >>712814504 >>712814551 >>712815284 >>712817551
sorry bros but..it was kino
Anonymous No.712810916 >>712811245 >>712811318 >>712818821
>>712810679 (OP)
The dialogues are cringeworthy, the characters are disjointed from the world they inhabit, and the story is unremarkable. However, the graphics and gameplay are neat though.
Anonymous No.712811107 >>712811245
why not just watch a movie?
Anonymous No.712811245 >>712811518 >>712814205
>>712810916
>The dialogues are cringeworthy
didn't think that at all, unlike in Uncharted 4...
>the characters are disjointed from the world they inhabit
no they aren't, you probably read this somewhere and "borrowed" it
>the story is unremarkable
as opposed to?
>>712811107
i can't shoot zombies and humans while protecting a little girl when i watch movies
Anonymous No.712811318 >>712821298
>>712810916
>The dialogues
What country are you from?
All ESLs say "dialogues"
Anonymous No.712811518 >>712811714
>>712811245
nah he's right, the characters are disjointed from the world they inhabit. the world as a backdrop is so unimportant that the game might as well take place in a fucking mall parking lot for how much it matters. that backdrop is a means to an end, if you took these characters and put them in fucking vizima (the witcher) the only thing you could say is that they feel anachronistic.

the dialogue in this game was just ok, but nothing spectacular.
>as opposed to
no, no. we're not doing that. this game's story is unremarkable.
Anonymous No.712811578 >>712811657
>>712810679 (OP)
Based judger of games after playing them

nu-/v/ zoomers would never
Anonymous No.712811657 >>712820604
>>712811578
I played the game and thought it was mediocre. and I'm not a zoomer.
Anonymous No.712811714 >>712811895 >>712812271 >>712818224
>>712811518
Wrong, a TON of story and lore is told via the world, both visually (like houses and such) and through the notes you find. And that world is the norm for the characters, i am not sure what you want them to do...run around and point out tot he player how apocalyptic the world they live in is? Maybe using quips and such? That's like playing Mass Effect and Shepard constantly pointing out how sci-fi the Citadel is. Very dumb opinion. Pic very related.
Anonymous No.712811895 >>712812075
>>712811714
>posts image with nothing interesting going on
Anonymous No.712812075 >>712812245
>>712811895
thanks for confirming that you were talking out of your ass
Anonymous No.712812117 >>712812461 >>712813075 >>712814275 >>712818014
>>712810679 (OP)
Be honest, would you?
Anonymous No.712812245 >>712812732
>>712812075
if you think cars on the road is interesting environmental story telling you are a fucking idiot.
Anonymous No.712812271 >>712812479 >>712812732 >>712813615
>>712811714
all you've managed to say is
>it matters because I say it matters
very dumb opinion. the reason the world and characters are disjointed is because the game is very heavily focused on its small cast of characters, to the detriment of any world building. whatever "lore" they establish is always secondary to the characters and their quest to be insipid cunts to each other. for instance, in a game like fallout new vegas, there are numerous factions, and some effort was made to have them inhabit the world in a way that establishes their role in it. conversely, there are groups that exist in the last of us' universe, but they only matter in so far as their relationship to the main cast. the fireflies are a means to an end, a plot device for joel and ellie such that they can have a goal to attain. if the fireflies existed in a proper RPG, then they would have a greater presence that goes beyond the player (perhaps you'd see them having skirmishes with other factions; perhaps there'd be some unique quests that would further increase their foothold in the world; etc)

your next response will be
>nuh uh
you dishonest cunt.
Anonymous No.712812348
>>712810679 (OP)
The main story in the first game is a completely competent post-apocalyptic zombie road movie thatโ€™s basically a knockoff of โ€œThe Roadโ€ and โ€œThe Walking Deadโ€, but thatโ€™s because Bruce Straley was around to check Neil Druckmannโ€™s shittier impulses. This is no longer the case by the time we get to the DLC, and Druckmann was free to go full movie game retardation.
Anonymous No.712812369 >>712812572 >>712812732
>>712810679 (OP)
>demake
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.712812461
>>712812117
Iโ€™ve got a headcanon that during the period when Joel was gravely injured, and Ellie was desperately trying to keep him alive, she was bartering her body to scavengers and bandits for supplies.
Anonymous No.712812479 >>712812682
>>712812271
1. It's not an RPG
2. It's told from the perspective of Joel and Ellie because she is the most important person in the world and he is the one tasked with transporting her

What a nonsensical pedantic argument. The standards you dumbfucks apply to games you've already pre-determined to hate vs. the ones you actually like is just night and fucking day.
Anonymous No.712812502
ENTER
https://youtu.be/QW-OtHbgj9w
Anonymous No.712812572
>>712812369
Itโ€™s basically a โ€œremakeโ€ in the same way that Halo Anniversary Edition is a remake, in that it just puts a prettier coat of paint on top of the bones of the original game. It was stupidly unnecessary though, because the original still holds up fine. Itโ€™s even less necessary than the Dead Space remake.
Anonymous No.712812649 >>712812732
>>712810679 (OP)
Isn't this the buggy broken as fuck remake?
Anonymous No.712812682 >>712813735
>>712812479
1. no shit it's not an rpg, what's your point faggot
2. no shit, I just said that - it's very heavily character focused, so much that said focus is a detriment to the relationship between the characters and the greater world. a perfect example of this is the shitty HBO series, and how cuckmann just altered the explanation for how the virus functions on a whim because he's fucking retarded. the world changes to suit the needs of the plot, which serves the motivations of the characters. in any other game, there would be rules to establish how the world functions - those are fast and loose in cuckmann's universe because he doesn't give a shit about the world. very little thought was put into it.

you're a faggot, kill yourself.
Anonymous No.712812732 >>712812825 >>712821140
>>712812245
you fail to see the big picture
>>712812271
and you want there to be an even bigger picture. This story is about these characters. Why do you want this story to be Game of Thrones? That's a big part of the appeal and what makes it interesting, that we only know so little. You just want a totally different game, too bad.
>>712812369
looks good to me
>>712812649
the only bugs i had were the game crashing but that might be an intel issue on my end
Anonymous No.712812825 >>712812962
>>712812732
>game of thrones
didn't say that asshole. I said it's character focused and the world changes to serve that focus. that's why you could take these characters and put them in any setting, because the setting doesn't fucking matter as much as the focus on the characters does.
Anonymous No.712812903
>>712810679 (OP)
nu-/v/ fears the game player and enjoyer
Anonymous No.712812937
>>712810679 (OP)
just finished replaying this the other day on my new 5090 PC setup, haven't re-played it since it released like 12 years ago.
it's absolutely stunning on PC, felt like a brand new game. it's always been a favorite of mine but it just felt beautiful playing it now.

playing through LoU2 currently, about 8 hours in. I never played it as I switched to PC and just watched tyler1 play it back in the day.
I'm loving it so far, again another beautiful game but holy shit playing on hard difficulty I am so tense all the time, they made the AI so well.

overall, I think Naughty Dog's engine is just incomparable to anyone else's, it's like every stage in the game is handcrafted and just makes you so immersed. the updated gameplay and movement is insane as well, just the littlest details that I keep seeing blows my mind, and just sets Naughty Dog above many others.

you could NEVER make a game like this in UE5.
Anonymous No.712812962 >>712813327
>>712812825
But the writers wanted to tell these character's story, what's the problem? Why isn't this enough for you? Why do you want more? Why do you need to explore and know everything? Why isn't just her story good enough for a gamer like yourself?
Anonymous No.712813075
>>712812117
you can't
Anonymous No.712813327 >>712813613
>>712812962
the problem is that the character interactions might as well be taking place on a high school auditorium stage for how important the back drop is (which is to say, not at all). to use an example, what do we know about the fireflies? they're a humanitarian militaristic group whose mission is to find a cure for the infection. that only matters because the overarching goal for the characters is to get the special mary sue character ellie to them. then, at the end, their function changes from netural to antagonistic as the story calls for it. because the world has to change for the motivations of the characters at any one time, most of the elements of that world are left vague and underdeveloped.

this is the sort of game where a group could be introduced out of fucking nowhere as a fucking asspull and fit right into it as the writer sees fit, because there are no rules that make the world a "character unto itself"
Anonymous No.712813510 >>712813540 >>712813613 >>712813736 >>712813913 >>712815204 >>712815980
Should I not play these games If I had the story spoiled?I know the dude dies in the first game and in the second game main character chick doesnt kill her rival or something along the lines
Anonymous No.712813540
>>712813510
First one's okay. Decent 7/10 experience even if you know the story.
Anonymous No.712813613 >>712814178
>>712813327
Well no because many times you have run-ins with zombies and bandits which wouldn't really be present in a school auditorium. As for what you said about the fireflies, it seems we know a lot (maybe from the world building? hmm) and they didn't turn antagonistic, it's just that Joel didn't want to let Ellie die. It's kind of obvious that what Joel did was fucked up, even though it's understandable. If anything Joel turned antagonistic, while we're still playing as him.
>>712813510
The dude doesn't die in the first game. And if you like stealth-action games yeah you should because the combat is fun. Crafting too.
Anonymous No.712813615
>>712812271
Troonout New Vegas takes place in a small area where the whole premise, appeal of the game, and its entire strength is the factions and their interactions. Each faction is just a desperate pick-me whose sole existence (like everything else in the game) revolves around the player; NPCs have no other purpose than to rattle on about their faction whenever the player talks to them. It just feels comical that there's all these distinct factions established around some random stupid obsession, and they just feel like total caricatures.

Your complaint is like bitching that New Vegas doesn't have the shooting mechanics of Max Payne 3, when that's not the point, or focus, or genre, at all.

No, The Last of Us would not be better if it had time-wasting fetch quests or NPCs that just stand around ready to infodump on you the second they speak to you like the whole world revolves around you. It's a linear action horror game and has respect for the player's intelligence to be able to figure out the story and character's ambitions for yourself. I'm glad you're not a game designer, because you're a fucking moron.
Anonymous No.712813735 >>712814178
>>712812682
>no shit it's not an RPG
>but it should take place in a small area, have exposition dumping NPCs, fetch quests, and in-depth faction interactions
Absolute dumbfuck

And the rest is you just schizobabbling about the show. We aren't talking about the fucking show. It came out over a fucking decade after the videogame.
Anonymous No.712813736
>>712813510
the series is one of the few 10/10 games in every aspect, definitely play them
Anonymous No.712813817 >>712813843 >>712813943 >>712814341 >>712814380 >>712814551
>>712810679 (OP)
Ok, but what about part 2? I want a real opinion and not /v/ culture war brainrot.
Anonymous No.712813843 >>712814404 >>712818325
>>712813817
gameplay's good, everything else is dogshit.
Anonymous No.712813913 >>712814028
>>712813510
The dude dying is also the second game.

Play the first game and stop there. It's really fucking good, a classic theme done extremely well, no political pandering or bullshit. Even by the DLC, the series had already become pozzed, and they also tried to retcon shit but just ignore that. Play the 2013 game in a vacuum and you will enjoy it, especially on Grounded.
Anonymous No.712813943 >>712814025 >>712814404
>>712813817
I didn't play part 2 yet, waiting for a sale..hopefully this summer sale it goes cheap. Got part 1 for 30 euros during some zombie sale a few weeks ago.
Anonymous No.712813946
>>712810679 (OP)
Believe it or not, Part 2 is even better.
Anonymous No.712814025 >>712814179
>>712813943
>30 euros
>sale
>for a ps3 game
lel
Anonymous No.712814028 >>712814185
>>712813913
The DLC was fine, Ellie being gay doesn't bother me, all girls go through this phase.
Anonymous No.712814138
The multiplayer looks fun
Is it alive in PC?
Anonymous No.712814178 >>712814359
>>712813613
you're missing the point. the point is that the world is underdeveloped. you asked why it matters to me; it doesn't, frankly I don't give a shit. this whole conversation started because you somehow disagree with this notion, yet have no argument for why your point is more salient than mine. here's something ridiculous:
>an all female tribe of midget headhunters
this could exist in the world of TLOU with little issue if the writer called for it because the bounds of this world are poorly defined. if you stop and think about the implications of the world, you can be imaginative and see that there's a lot of potential for growth because there are next to no limitations as established by this universe's genesis. on top of that, the writers will just bend established rules for the sake of catering to the characters, which is lame.

elder scrolls is a very detailed world, with races and gods and demons and magic and a sprawling history. the same ridiculous scenario of a tribe of all female midget headhunters could exist in this world as well, but more consideration would be needed to write them in a way that doesn't violate the established world's rules and boundaries.

good or bad, for better or worse, the last of us' worldbuilding is weak, and that's done as a feature.
>>712813735
fuck off retard, kill yourself. or, you could try taking the stick out of your ass and formulating a counterpoint.
Anonymous No.712814179
>>712814025
well it's 60 now so..yeah, thanks Gaben
Anonymous No.712814185
>>712814028
This. 100% of women are bisexual. It's in their nature. The problem was keeping her gay and making her hate all men in TLOU2.
Anonymous No.712814205
>>712811245
>no they aren't
yes they are, your own fucking pic proves it
Anonymous No.712814248 >>712814359
>>712810679 (OP)
>playing a decade-old demastered snoy movie
Anonymous No.712814275 >>712814359 >>712815018
>>712812117
>demake Ellie
kys
Anonymous No.712814341 >>712814404
>>712813817
I found the gameplay a bit disappointing, 90% of the game takes place in one very samey environment, there weren't as many memorable gameplay setpieces, and it's just so damn long and poorly paced with so much filler. Also stealth is stupidly strong and is basically 90% of the encounters in the game. Still though, there's not much out there that plays lime TLoU. The core gameplay is pretty damn good, it's just the structure of the game that drags it down. Abby's gameplay is better imo, she gets better guns and equipment and just better combat scenarios.

The story is not terrible, but it definitely feels very contrived, the lesbian romance is just disgusting even if you're not a chud or whatever and they bring it up constantly, but I actually did enjoy Abby a lot more than I thought, aside from looking like a She-Hulk she's actually a pretty good character.
Anonymous No.712814359 >>712814401
>>712814178
>you're missing the point
i don't think i am
>it doesn't, frankly I don't give a shit.
Seems like you do, you keep comparing it to other games but you are actually comparing it to other genres. This isn't that type of game. Just something you gotta get over i guess. If you can't enjoy it for what it is then rip, move on
>>712814248
well i don't have a console, what the fuck do you want from me?
>>712814275
she cute tho
Anonymous No.712814380 >>712814495
>>712813817
imo, it is better than first game.
I loved the first game and the dynamic between Joel and Ellie, but I like Ellie as a character more than Joel so playing as her was wicked.
they tripled down on the combat experience, nothing like it.

honestly, they should just make Ellie the next Lara Croft, and make a new LoU game where she's in her 20s and somehow is forced to go to Europe or Asia because of something
Anonymous No.712814401 >>712814460
>>712814359
you might not think so, but you are
>seems like you do
nope. nice to know you'rea cocksmoking faggot. kill yourself asshole.
Anonymous No.712814404
>>712813843
>>712813943
>>712814341
This matches the opinion my normier friend has, so I believe you.
Anonymous No.712814460 >>712814539
>>712814401
well we were just debating and you jumped to insults, not surprised from a /v/tard
Anonymous No.712814495 >>712814617
>>712814380
This does not match the opinion my normier friend has, but I still believe you. Nice to see real non-deranged gaming opinions on this vidya.

By the way, I never played a Naughty Dog game, but people calling them movie games are absolutely deranged. One of the dumbest /v/ memes of all time.
Anonymous No.712814503
>>712810679 (OP)
The whole concept of zombie apocalypse is cringe made by and appealing to people who lived their whole life in cities and cant imagine their life without basic commodities like electricity, plumbing and sewage.
Part where small group made a stronghold in hydropower plant is ridiculous because electricity is not that important in survival scenarios and turbines are highly advanced machinery that requires trained maintenance crew and spare parts.
Anonymous No.712814504
>>712810679 (OP)
The first one was pretty good though. The second is when they went off the rails
Anonymous No.712814525
Never gave a fuck about this trash, but Abby is the hottest piece of ass to come from a burger studio in 10 years.

She so fine bros...
Anonymous No.712814535
Sarah does look worse though...
Anonymous No.712814539 >>712814618
>>712814460
>/v/tard
get out of here you fucking tourist. kill yourself. you have nothing but intellectually defunct, bad faith quips.
Anonymous No.712814551
>>712810679 (OP)
>>712813817
2 is better in every way that matters. Shame it's fairly pozzed at times but it's easy enough to ignore.
Anonymous No.712814617 >>712815130
>>712814495
oh no, Last of Us 2 and Uncharted 4 are 100% movie games. it's just that the gameplay is good and long enough that I'm okay with watching a movie-like cutscene in-between gameplay sections.
Anonymous No.712814618 >>712814838 >>712815373
>>712814539
idk why you want me to kill myself, simply because i don't agree with you? what are you, 12?
Anonymous No.712814838 >>712815080
>>712814618
I want you to kill yourself because you're not interested in having a good faith discussion, you're interested in being 'right' without actually considering what others have to say about anything. you have no substantive counter arguments, so of course discussion is going to grind to a halt. get out, faggot. might I suggest a couple of swings of antifreeze?
Anonymous No.712815018
>>712814275
You're a cock smoking faggot with aids
Anonymous No.712815080 >>712815250
>>712814838
well i was discussing...but fuck that i guess, whatever you say you are correct man
Anonymous No.712815130
>>712814617
>Last of Us 2 and Uncharted 4 are 100% movie games
> it's just that the gameplay is good and long enough
This is a direct contradiction, retard.

Movie games is shit like MGS 4 and David Cage games.
Anonymous No.712815142
only the original counts.
Anonymous No.712815201
One thing that annoyed me was how TLoU1 really sold the atmosphere and the world and how desolate it was, how a trip across country was an extremely long and arduous journey with very low chance of survival.

And then here comes the sequel where everyone lives hunky dory in big combines with an abundance of food, amenities, a sparkly clean gym with new equipment, killing infected is just totally routine and uneventful, cars work totally fine, and massive multi-thousand mile journeys are just something you do on a whim.
Anonymous No.712815204
>>712813510
I wouldn't worry too much about basic "X kills Y" type spoilers. The most important aspect of these games' storytelling isn't really the big dramatic twists but more the subtleties, the character development, atmosphere, and the way key info is released gradually throughout the game. That stuff is much harder to spoil although I'd stop reading this thread just in case.
Anonymous No.712815250
>>712815080
shut up, faggot. give me one (1) reason why you think the worldbuilding isn't flimsier than your used up faggot sphincter or drink antifreeze. I don't care either way, but you're not actually discussing shit, you're just taking a smug position of superiority while being completely unwilling to consider other viewpoints.
Anonymous No.712815284 >>712815336 >>712815923
>>712810679 (OP)
>33.3h 100%
huh that's pretty short, never played any of these games
Anonymous No.712815336 >>712815453
>>712815284
That's extremely long you dumb zoomer. If TLoU was a PS2 game it would be like 6-8 hours
Anonymous No.712815373
>>712814618
it's crazy how much of a different scene this would be if she didn't throw it out the window at the end
Anonymous No.712815453 >>712815562 >>712815724
>>712815336
>33h
>100% achievements
>long
And YOU call me a zoomer? LMAO
You've never played a good PS2 game, I see.
Anonymous No.712815562 >>712815681
>>712815453
Literally only jarpigs are longer than that you zoomer dumbfuck
Anonymous No.712815681
>>712815562
Bro, stop larping as an adult, you'll get there eventually.
Anonymous No.712815724
>>712815453
PS2 was the era when games were 6-8 hours long on a first playthrough and 1-3 hours long on a replay.

The only games that were longer were RPGs.
Anonymous No.712815923
>>712815284
after you finish the story you can load chapters and subchapters to farm achievements
Anonymous No.712815980
>>712813510
TLOU1 is genuinely kino. Ignore the DLC and the sequel, they don't exist
Anonymous No.712816228 >>712816347
man i want to buy it so fucking bad, from eneba
Anonymous No.712816347 >>712816892
>>712816228
the next steam sale is in 10 days
Anonymous No.712816410
shan't be buying snoyjew goyslop garbage
Anonymous No.712816892 >>712817476
>>712816347
It will still not be discounted to 25 eurodollars, i'd say you would save 4 bucks if buying from eneba
Anonymous No.712817476
>>712816892
well as i said, i got it for 30 during a zombie sale, might go lower during the big summer sale idk. 10 days isn't too long.
Anonymous No.712817551
>>712810679 (OP)
that's been the general consensus whenever a PCTroon actually plays it and doesn't just repeat the shitty movie game memes he's been told to spam by the tranny discord
replay it on ChadStation so you can play it stutter free next time
Anonymous No.712817579
why would they butcher every good looking character bros?
Anonymous No.712818014
>>712812117
would sacrifice her to Fireflies with zero fucks given, yes
Anonymous No.712818085
would protec at all cost
Anonymous No.712818224 >>712818368
>>712811714
>both visually (like houses and such) and through the notes you find.
Yeah bro, we got such gems as
>FUCK OFF THIS IS MY HOUSE I AM ARMED
and
>today we had to leave my good doggo at the road. mommy and daddy were fighting. they said everything was going to be ok. i think their full of it
Anonymous No.712818325
>>712813843
>gameplay's good
Say I found the gameplay of 1 (PC port) boring, both the cover shooting as well as the "stealth", should I still try 2 or is it just more of the same?
Anonymous No.712818368 >>712818413 >>712818675
>>712818224
and what would you like to have seen?
Anonymous No.712818413
>>712818368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcy7d2mNODw
Anonymous No.712818675 >>712819620
>>712818368
How about something original instead of the same tired old tropes and clichรฉs the zombie/postapoc genres have to offer?
I mean, the plot was literally EVERY clichรฉ they could get their hands on, from the human panacea to the heroic bitten to the hiding bitten, family dilemma, humans are the real monsters including cannibals, utilitarism vs. "humanism", hell, there is not a single original thing about any part of the story, plot or characters.
Anonymous No.712818790 >>712818869
>they pick la creatura to play ellie on purpose
>normies: wow so brave and powerful
>hollywood: yes goyim eat it up
Anonymous No.712818821
>>712810916
>However [...] though
uh oh, midwit alert!!!
Anonymous No.712818869 >>712820330 >>712820405
>>712818790
Sorry, how is that woman changing beauty standards? She's a good looking person.
Anonymous No.712819620 >>712819872
>>712818675
that wasn't so common back then
Anonymous No.712819872 >>712820131
>>712819620
>that wasn't so common back then
kys retarded alphatoddler
Anonymous No.712820131 >>712820280
>>712819872
you really out here telling anyone who isn't agreeing with you to kill themselves huh
Anonymous No.712820280
>>712820131
No, I'm telling objectively wrong retarded alphatoddlers who spout bullshit because they can't conceive of something existing before their birth to kill themselves.
Now kys you retarded subhuman
Anonymous No.712820330
>>712818869
she looks like a man and is brown
Anonymous No.712820405
>>712818869
it's politically motivated horseshit. they think that audiences are mostly subconsciously racist and associate white characters with beauty and non-white characters with repulsion, so by making yennefer colored they are challenging that notion, without a hint of self awareness over the point that the colored woman is also adhering to modern beauty standards.
Anonymous No.712820604
>>712811657
Get with the times, Anon, if someone disagrees with you that means they're a zoomer.
Anonymous No.712821140
>>712812732
I was a humble lurker but I have to come out and say you look more and more retarded the more you post. Please drop the thread, marketer-kun. They are paying you too little
Anonymous No.712821298
>>712811318
It's a perfectly valid and commonly used English word, NIGGER.