PC Gamer slams Stellar Blade with a 68, calls level design "atrocious" and says players are only playing for the sake of jiggling skin-tight suits.

PC Gamer just came out with their review of Stellar Blade and dings it for story, "atrocious level design" and, of course, blames gamers who:

"I can only assume people are willingly ploughing through for the sake of seeing protagonist Eve's bum jiggle around in a skin-tight suit for a bit longer"

>>712815158 (OP)
oh no anyways

they gave the same rating to ff7 rebirth

The point of this thread is for Stellar Blade fans to act like they're being persecuted.

>>712815365
>the zoomer gooner strikes out as he cooms

Stellar Blade looks mid so this checks out. Kudos on PC Gamer for having the courage to say it, even if it's probably partially to clickbait culture warriors.

Grummz crying about this in 3... 2... 1...

>>712815365
>>712815310
The poit of this thread is to laugh at faggots coping

the gameplay is great. shift up won. real vidya enjoyers won. trannies lost.
>>712815473
>looks
retarded faggot

>>712815158 (OP)
>reviewed by Angry Feminist
she had the score in her head before she'd even played it

>>712815574
I went to check and he's already made 5 tweets about it lol
How do you think OP even found out about it?

>>712815158 (OP)
Didn't they get the meme that gay is no longer cool?

>>712815605
I'm not wasting my time playing a demo of a mid looking game. Steam Next Fest has a lot more interesting stuff to check out.

>>712815158 (OP)
gooning aside.
it is not a good game.

>>712815434
Wait I thought zoomers were puritans who hated fanservice, fellow Translennial?

>>712815692
Games with cute girls need to be good games too. Just tossing them in when everything else is at best mediocre is a sign of incompetent game design.

Honestly, the level design would be my only point of criticism. Still no way this game is 68. At least an 85 so far.

>>712815158 (OP)
What are the chances this journalist loves tranny games?

>>712815787
>What are the chances this journalist loves tranny games

Who could have guessed?

>>712815591
>>712815620
>Lesbian
EVERY FUCKING TIME!

uhh yes i did buy the gooner game to goon to. problem officer?

>>712815701
You could kill yourself now so that we don't have to waste time reading your shitty opinions.

>>712815158 (OP)
In a world where we used the full 0-100 rating this would probably be a fair score

This thread is gonna get 500+ replies and only around 30% of the people defending this game and seething about IGN will have actually bothered playing it, for your information.

Remember: Talking about games you enjoy is not the goal of the culture warrior tard.

>>712815880
Seethe some more.

>>712815872
Figures it's a gay. Every time I see a shit opinion on the Internet now I just default to "that person is a faggot/dyke" and I'm pretty much always right.

>>712815909
>Japan: 3.4%
No fucking wonder. They have way better games to play than this slop. This basically looks like Nu-Suda51 tier shit. Romeo is dead or whatever that new game is called.

>>712815158 (OP)
Not wrong there since majority of people that bought the game are from China.

>>712815728
Taking that at face value, shouldn't the takeaway be that appealing visuals will help an otherwise-unappealing game more than unappealing visuals will help an otherwise-appealing game?

>>712815872
>>712816038
>Lesian gooner that wants to fap to women like XIV bunny girls and the tall vampire in Resident Evil
>Still smarter than the average gooner and can see this game is mid as fuck
b-b-b-b-b-based

I would have disagreed with this yesterday but then I got to the sloglands. These expansive tedious areas are the reason I stopped playing AAA a decade ago.

>>712816053
Sorry to burst your bubble but it was #1 seller in japan aswell. It's 3.5% because the jp steam userbase is relatively low

>>712816119
No, the takeaway is that appealing to the Chinese pays off.

>>712816119
Sure. So?

>questionable level design
Yeah the question being does it get more kino than Matrix 11
t. side questing in Great Desert

>>712816038
Yes, I clearly value this person's gaming opinion

>>712816157
>le steam top seller
Wooow, it sold 5k copies on release day!!!

I haven't respected PC Gamer's opinion since 2014.

>>712816273
It's actually still at the top

>>712815701
>Steam Next Fest has a lot more interesting stuff to check out.
for a tranny like you, sure

>>712816339
With no competition, retard.

>>712815158 (OP)
Well, they're right about level design.

>>712816273
>>712815268

>>712816390
I didn't say there was competition. The point is that they do love the game and your cope about having better games to play is wrong

>>712816375
>Stellarbladechinks now hating on Steam Next Fest
lmao

>>712815158 (OP)
PC Gamer has been a low T publication for at least 15 years.

currently jerkin my shit to a korean vtuber playin this. Actually looks kinda good, you can play as 2B?

>>712815158 (OP)
>players are only playing for the sake of jiggling skin-tight suits.
Yes and?

Yeah poking toads is peak, dude...

>>712816465
>The point is that they do love the game
They clearly don't
>and your cope about having better games to play
Yeah, they do. Which is why they didn't buy this. Them not buying anything else in the past week does not negate this. Do you buy games every single week?

>>712816524
It's not 2b. It's eve dressed like 2b

>>712815158 (OP)
The combat is objectively pretty dull and simplistic. World design and story also suck. It's just a dress-up game. That's it. That's the sole reason to play the game. Showcase Eve's cameltoe in different outfits.

>>712816582
That explains it. Fuckin a how many crossovers can one game get?

>>712816590
Shut the fuck up, tranny

>>712816559
you seem to be illiterate so I will repeat the first thing I said again: jp steam userbase is low, they aren't PC gamers. You may stop coping now

>>712816559
Your loved Sekiro is 50% Chinese. They have more population than Europa and all anglo countries together plus Japan.

>>712816476
just pointing out the fact that trannies like you are way more likely find games to your liking in the pile of indieslop

the game is really fucking bad. like 3/10 gameplaywise. the only good part is the jiggle physics but even then the proportions are off and look uncanny. theres no reason to waste time on this drivel other than wanting to own lefties epic style xd.

>>712815158 (OP)
>I can only assume people are willingly ploughing through for the sake of seeing protagonist Eve's bum jiggle around in a skin-tight suit for a bit longer
Watching chuds try and deny this is hilarious.

>>712816657
>sekiro 42.3% chinese
>dark souls only 22.8%

I'm starting to think this website is not accurate at all

>Black Myth Wukong
>Marvel Rivals
>Stellar Blade
Why is /v/ trying to gaslight me that these blatantly mediocre looking games are actually god tier? Is this shit gonna happen to that new Game Freak game too?

>the game is really fucking bad. like 3/10 gameplaywise. the only good part is the jiggle physics but even then the proportions are off and look uncanny. theres no reason to waste time on this drivel other than wanting to own lefties epic style xd.

How long until we stop pretending Stellar Blade is anything but low quality coomslop for chinks and other subhumans

>>712816640
The Fist Descendant is getting a crossover with Nier Automata this year too kek

>>712816856
>I love this game cause it makes the trannies seethe
>So if you think this game doesn't look particularly fun, you're a tranny
Soundest /v/ logic

>>712816853
/v/ taste is driven by contrarianism. the less popular and bad something is the more likely it is to be recommended on here.

>>712816904
when you post your axe wound

>>712816856
i would rather replay god hand and jerk off to the butt spank animation than spend 1 more second on stellar mid

>>712816985
But all three of those games are immensely popular, is the thing.

>>712816904
How long until we stop pretending chinks have a bad taste in vidya?

>>712815158 (OP)
Sometimes all you need is titty jiggling. Not every game has to be a masterpiece lol

>>712816853
>>712816904
>/v/ is one person
>making multiple posts in the same thread pretending to be different people

Go back to Blue Sky you cock guzzling faggot

>>712815158 (OP)
>slams

>>712817001
My dick is bigger than yours, SEAnigger

>>712817046
>I love this game cause it makes the trannies seethe
>So if you think this game doesn't look particularly fun, you're a tranny
Soundest /v/ logic

>>712817075
BASED

>passive sexual attractiveness for an entire game bad
>insanely degenerate sexual scenes out of nowhere good
after BG3 and that wolfenstein game i flat out don't give a fuck what kind of sexiness these people are bothered by

>>712817075
okay, you havent chopped your dick off yet
do you expect me to be impressed?
join the 41%

>>712816781
Why? Dark Souls is much older and Chineses being able to afford $60-70 games is a recent phenomenon

>>712817034
Argentina loves sekito huh.

>>712817163
elden ring is 24%
the website is full of shit.

>>712816053
Seeing Japs in the top 3 on any game, even Japanese ones, on Steam is kinda rare.

>>712816038
>Plays FFXIV
>to stare at her bunny girl
Well, it's not the gameplay or narrative keeping anyone engaged at this point...

>>712817162
BOO

>>712817224
>Samurai game has more asian interested
Fascinating

>>712816945
If you're actively shitposting 24/7 about the game you hate, then yes it's more likely than not you're a neet basement dweller trooncel

>>712815158 (OP)
And they're completely right on this one, if anything "exciting combat" is a bit too generous
If reviewers actually held their woke slop to the same standards, I would actually consider listening to them lol

>>712817256
typical shitlib move to try to shame with dick size
way to out yourself, faggot
now, kill yourself

>>712816904
just looking at stellar slop threads its literally nothing but porn, its as if its not any better than your standard gachashit

>>712815909
lol are the Chinese buying it because this is the closest they can get to porn?

>>712816781
DS is from 2012. Chinamen zoomers don't give a fuck about it.

>>712817267
chinks hate japs tho

>>712817281
>If you're actively shitposting 24/7 about the game you hate
I'm not. I just saw this shit thread and decided to have fun with it. You thought this was gonna be your circlejerk where you pretended Stellar Blade wasn't mid lmaaaao get fucked.

These people need to be shamed.

>>712815310
valid

>>712817030
>NNNOOOO WE SAY WHATS POPULAR
>SEXY WOMEN NOT ALLOWED
>NON-WESTERN STORY TELLING NOT ALLOWED
>HARD GAMEPLAY NOT ALLOWED
>ONLY DIVERSITY ALLOWED PUT BLACKS IN ANCIENT NORWAY
>ADD GENDERED PRONOUNS YOU FUCKING BIGGOT
>ONLY REALISTIC WOMEN THAT LOOK LIKE ME AND MY FRIENDS ALLOWED STOP LOOKING AT HOT WOMEN

>>712817360
elden ring is the same

>>712817390

>typical shitlib move to try to shame with dick size
>way to out yourself, faggot
>now, kill yourself

>>712817390
KEKAROOOO

>>712817450
Elden Rang is much newer.

>>712817440
What a shit post you decided to give me a (You) with.

>>712817387
You are a very obvious sametroon with your same posting style and frog avatars. I've seen you in other SB threads too

>>712817465
Your average Stellar Blade fan

>>712815909
>look i posted the fictional numbers again
kys

>>712817461
this shit never fails does it

>>712817571
It's probably just a tranny with testosterone filled rage upset that people find women attractive and now they're here seeking the attention his parents failed to give him

>>712815158 (OP)
You can make an experiment and change the mc for a generic western dike and see the numbers plummet. Everyone will be calling the game generic and mediocre.

>>712817390
>>712817461
you really can't make this shit up, i'm so tired of this dystopia. if there were anything even remotely resembling justice in this world these fucking freaks would be brutally tortured

>>712815158 (OP)
>listening to anything a game journo homo has to say
lmao ISHYGDDT

>>712815365
>persecuted
>people are posting sales numbers
>one Stellar Blade tranny is the one throwing a shit fit, starting a bunch of drama then acting like a victim

It's either a Tranny or a Jew, they share a victim mindset

so now we're at "okay so the gameplay is good but the story isn't so the game sucks"

>>712815158 (OP)
Why does this read like a bot post

>>712817810
These freaks already caused multiple gaming studios and gaming "journalists" to go bankrupt. Like pretending an axe wound is a real vagina, denying reality only causes them an agonizing death marred by illusions so poor even they can't continue believing them

>>712817925
>okay so the gameplay is good
Who said this? The gameplay is literary pic related, it's awful.

>>712817925
Funny how that only counts when your protagonist isn't a lesbian or a pro-tranny body image gargantuan

The game isn't good just because it has tits and ass.

>>712815158 (OP)
>Players are only playing for the sake of jiggling skin-tight suits

No shit. Stellar Blade threads say it themselves.

>>712817124
>>So if you think this game doesn't look particularly fun, you're a tranny
that's the thing, retard. it's not that you faggots think "it doesn't look particularly fun". it's that you cock smoking troons are seething endlessly about a game you haven't played. a game with objectively good gameplay that at bare minimum can be considered inoffensive to anyone without political motivations to hate the game.
even ign trannies that gave it a 7/10 raved about the gameplay, because it's actually fucking good. so yes, the only people shitting up every thread day in and day out seething about the game saying "wheres the gameplay?" are fucking trannies because literally nobody else could possibly be this assmad and buckbroken

>>712818104
>Who said this?
>>712815158 (OP)

>>712817925
The story is fine, at very least it's not bad enough to justify to give the game bad ratings. They say "story" and "characters" when their real issue is Eve being sexo.
>>712818104
The review in the OP says the gameplay is good but took points away for bullshit reasons, read better tranny

>>712818184
funny how there are people who call themselves human beings despite thinking tlou2 has good gameplay

>>712815158 (OP)
>Let’s put the angry feminist dyke on this one

>>712818104
i see you just made a strong declaration about the quality of the gameplay. post playtime. should be pretty easy for a gentleman of your caliber who played the game enough to hold such an opinion, right?

>>712815158 (OP)
r/girlgamer vibes

how does she not fit between those bars?

Isn't that ironic how trannies raiding on /v/ keep saying the gameplay is "dogshit" yet even the reviews giving the game a mediocre score because of the sexiness say it's good?

>>712818104
Ask me how I know you've never actually played stellar blade. You know there's a free demo out, right tranny?

>>712818235
>a game with objectively good gameplay
Looks boring
>that at bare minimum can be considered inoffensive to anyone without political motivations to hate the game.
I don't hate the game and I do agree it's completely inoffensive. I just like making fun of the faggots trying to gaslight people into thinking that this game is god tier and that anyone who thinks otherwise is a tranny. In all sincerity, I have no hate whatsoever towards Shift Up and I am happy for their success. But retards like you are dumb and I will continue making sure /v/ isn't your circlejerk. Same exact logic I had with Black Myth.

>>712818247
>game journalist opinions
I mean that's a blatant lie, 68 is too high in that case

>>712815158 (OP)
this is the site that praised the veilguard for its writing and gameplay right?

>>712815158 (OP)
Best I can tell from what I’ve played, it’s basically “Jedi Fallen Order: T&A Edition”, with a plot that reads like a more straightforward version of Nier Automata.

>>712818260
>The story is fine, at very least it's not bad enough to justify to give the game bad ratings.
this, the story isn't the best ever but it's certainly not terrible. it's firmly in mediocre territory, but this is a fucking character action game, all it needs is a 'good enough' story. anyone actually seething about something so inoffensive is not subtle at all about their possession of an axe wound

If a game makes DEI hires and libtards mad then its a good game

>>712818467
>Jedi Fallen Order
Speaking of mid games I'm never gonna touch...
At least Stellar Blade isn't licenseslop.

>>712818453
go on

>>712815872
Why are homosexuals so universally repulsive?

>>712818378
>"girlgamers"
>0 vaginas between 4 posters

>>712818428
>women and trannies cant use logic and think their emotions equate to reality
Wow color me shocked

>>712818570
Go back to Blue Sky until you figure out how this site works you retarded faggot

>>712815158 (OP)
>tranny gives good game a bad review because of muh sexism
WOW

>>712815158 (OP)
why do they hate women so much?

I have no plans to play this game but kill all game journalists regardless

>>712818573
>I’m just going to sit in the corner and pout, and I’m going to make sure you know that’s what I’m doing

It feels good to kill things the girl is sexy, the music is pretty good, everything else is serviceable. Some people expect too much from every video game they play and that's why they make posts or write articles more than they play video games

Why does she repeatedly refer to the first level as "Abaddon"?

>All it does is highlight how poorly Abaddon flows as a level. I found myself regularly getting lost and confused about where I had already been

She got lost in the very linear tutorial. If you've played the demo you know how retarded this is.

>>712818917

>I have to like this dogshit because the people I don't like dislike it
I don't know who's more retarded, the people that think like this or the delusional gachafags that think the gameplay in this trash heap is anything other than shit. If it weren't for the hideous plastic woman attached, nobody would even know this game existed.

25 hours in and I'd give the game a solid 8/10. The gameplay is really fun and gets better as you learn new moves, the story is serviceable for an action game, it looks and run great and Eve is cute and sexy.
I detract 1 point because of the open world slop stuff

>>712818373
>post playtime
Ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw4fmSyOf7A
Playtime: 10 minutes
Dogshit filler time: 40 minutes
Conclusion: the original poster is wrong and the game is even worse than Doom parryslop edition
Btw I know you fags are actual gook shills paid by gook companies, your gook jannies got exposed during the sharty hack.

>>712816647
You're a mind-melted turdbrain.

>>712819058
You're a sad little creature.

>>712819058
>I don't know who's more retarded
You for making posts like this

>>712819014
this, it's okay to act like a child because nobody can stop us

>>712819058
based

>>712819129
>>712819158
Absolutely seething

>>712815574
He won't already.

>>712819129

>>712819058
>the people I don't like dislike it
I dunno man, kinda seems like they do like it >>712818378

>>712815158 (OP)
>>712815310
I bet they gave E33 a 10/10 even though that game is fundamentally worse in gameplay, level design (not in appereance, but the amount of times my character "tripped" and stopped running frustrated me to no end) and most importantly, story. I'm sick of people pretending E33's story is so "deep" when I can find the same level of drama on any reality TV show.

>>712819160
This thread was blatantly made by a manchild. It's a manchild "WAAAAAH, THIS BITCH DOESN'T LIKE THE SAME TOY I DO" topic
Who cares how people choose to "contribute" to it?

>>712819186
yep you caught me, might as well call me fume knight I'm so angry

>>712819067
>didn't play the game
concession accepted. post axe wound.

>>712815909
>nooo! you didn't play the game
non argument.

>>712815158 (OP)
Based objective review

>>712819275
hey, you don't need to justify yourself to me. you're among friends.

got a spare ba-ba if you want.

>>712819358

>>712819058
People don't think like this, it's all gook marketer spam
Remember Khazan threads? Off-topic gacha "meme" screencap threads? Every shitty gook isekai being spammed on /a/?
Gook marketting company employees jannying on this board. Call them about when you see a dogshit thread like this.

>>712815158 (OP)
>atrocious
>occasionally questionable
Which one is it?

>>712819273
They hate all games with attractive young women, no exceptions

>>712819273
post arm. E33 is a game for white men. there's only one reason for you to be seething about it. both E33 and SB are great and people with good taste are feasting lately.

>>712819446

>>712819457
People can just like video games it's really not that deep anon

>>712819493
Shit I cut the image wrong. They gave it 70

>>712819493
Damn that's shocking to see. I mean at least they have "integrity" in that way.

>>712819457
post your last 5 played games so i can laugh at you

>>712819527
>anon
STFU gook nigger nobody talks like this

Why do jews hate attractive women anyway?

>>712819513

>>712819493
More like PC GAYmer

>>712819513
>Good taste
>E33 plot worse than the dumbest book
>SB is coomerbait
peasant taste.

>>712819598
You don't need to expose yourself as a turbonewfag so much

>>712819604
they hate all things beautiful because they are demonic

People will deny it, while playing the game with skin-tight suits and huge tiddy mods. Not giving a fuck about anything else which is why every screenshot is about tits and ass, and not the actual gameplay. That's just the truth

>>712819661
Makes sense.

>>712819645
Not him but Stellar Blade looks mediocre and E33 is pure kino
>B-b-b-b-but my plot holes
It passes the vibe check. Simple as.

>>712819645
post playtimes of both right now or kill yourself

I'm not going to play it because it looks like generic action slop, not because sex sells.

Stellar Blade character designs are atrocious. The models and clothes are SHIT. I've never seen the levels. The gameplay looks shitty too.

Stellar Blade is championed by thirsty normalfag rghtoids DESPERATE for some tits and ass in their games, which I get and sympathize with, but I'm not going to defend a game that looks like complete shit just because it has high fidelity tits and ass.

>>712815158 (OP)
>6.8
Accurate rating for the game, and only if you are in journoland where anything below 5 is unplayable.

>>712815158 (OP)
And he's right.

how did they manage to lose this hard in just a few years?

The easiest way to know for sure that a game is rancid dogshit is if /v/ gets spammed with threads defending it.

>>712819719
>Stellar Blade looks
>looks
>looks
every time with you faggots.
>>712819783
>one of the most homosexual faggot opinions i've ever had the misfortune of reading
>rightoids
every single time like clockwork
also
>looks

>>712816038
>Audition
>XIV
Bitch mods her bunny and inputs the humping animation input in 8k

>>712819574
Street Fighter Alpha 3
Dolls Nest
Dynasty Warriors 6 (this is where you laugh)
Starcraft 2
AI Limit (it's kind of mid desu)

>>712819860
>every time with you faggots.
Already told you, dude, I'm not gonna waste my time playing the demo of a mid looking game.

>>712819783
>Stellar Blade is championed by thirsty normalfag rghtoids DESPERATE for some tits and ass in their games, which I get and sympathize with, but I'm not going to defend a game that looks like complete shit just because it has high fidelity tits and ass.
Not really rightoids, mainly Chinese. Culture warriors of any flavor don't buy games.

shit game because it's not free, simple ass

>>712819783
>>712819963
You're both right. Over here, it's mainly championed by culture warrior fags and Korean shills.

But the actual people that bought it are mainly the Chinese.

>>712819956

>>712819949
good, a faggot of your caliber doesn't deserve to enjoy kino

>>712815268
Still sold less than KCD2

>>712819457
Khazan and AI Limit were far better games than this. And now Khazan devs are shoving in a sex transition mode to turn the MC female so the chinks buy the game, because they only care for coom.

>>712819860
>buy my Denuvo shlock to criticize it
Fuck off gook
>at least play the cherry-picked demo that hides all the dogshit filler
No

>>712820035

>>712820072
Not true. Both game sold 3 million

>>712819949
>I'm not gonna waste my time playing the demo of a mid looking game.
I did. Had no strong feelings one way or the other, other than the writing being atrocious. 6/10 is right.

>>712819598
how new do you have to be to out yourself like this

I'd rather play Bayonetta, why would I play Steller Blade?

>>712820141
>Fuck off gook
whiter than you could ever dream of being, faggot
>>at least play the cherry-picked demo that hides all the dogshit filler
actually the demo is a terrible representation of the game and has it look way worse than it is

>>712815158 (OP)
Ok, but are they wrong?

>>712819860
Yes. The visuals look bad. I don't want to look at bad visuals. Make a text game if you don't care about visuals.

The gameplay looks worse than Skyrim. I'm not trying it, because it looks bad and it's ugly. Cry about it.

>>712815268
>shitty games selling well is.... le good
Tendies have finally infested PC gayming

>>712815158 (OP)
They're right

>>712820103

>>712820185
based

>>712820240
I don't even think the visuals look bad, but the gameplay seriously looks straight out of a Nu-Suda51 game. It's so blatantly soulless.

>>712820224
>actually the demo is a terrible representation of the game and has it look way worse than it is
Do you have to sound like a fucking salesman in every post you make, this is getting ridiculous

>>712820253
It all started with "gacha revenue PVP" threads.
Then Steam chart threads when Baldur's Gate 3 released.
It's now fully devolved into sales=quality corporate worship. It's sad.

>>712820240
>The gameplay looks worse than Skyrim
What the fuck kinda criticism is that? Are actually underage?

>>712815872
>lesbian
>likes games wtih waifus and bigtiddy
>calls stellar blade shit
Yes, its because she's lesbian that she can't see why you like the game.

>>712820256

>>712815365
Tpbp

>>712820185
>6/10 is right.
Haven't played it. But I've enjoyed the fuck out of plenty of 6/10s. 6/10 is a good score. I've hated many supposed 10/10 games, that's a bullshit score

>>712820354
lady dumitrescu is safe horny

>>712820423

That's interesting, I guess I should try it then. Quite a bunch of my favorite games of all time reviewed in the 60s low 70s

>>712820423
>Haven't played it. But I've enjoyed the fuck out of plenty of 6/10s. 6/10 is a good score.
Of course, I don't disagree. A lot of mediocre quality games can be beloved because they fill one specific niche, SB fills the niche of passable Nieresque action game with a lot of sex appeal. Issue is certain insecure people are not okay with this, and insist that if you don't call it a masterpiece you're some buzzword list with an agenda that hates them for touching their penis.

>>712820631
Literally nobody has called the game a masterpiece. Not even people who love the game.

>maciej spammer
>discordtroons in full force samefagging
Yep, that's american morning hours

this retroactively ruins my fun!

>>712820694
/v/ did

>>712820631
>and insist that if you don't call it a masterpiece
where? who said?

>>712820694
Don't bother, it's a war in his head he madeup for no reason whatsoever.

>>712820694
if I had a dollar for every "8.5 at minimum or you're a tranny", "the game is actually great without coom westoids just hate straight males" post I've seen recently I still wouldn't buy a Switch 2

>>712820779
I don't have the comic of the kid painting his own hellscape and then acting afraid but just so you know that's you.

>>712820694
>The second best gameplay from 2024 only behind the dlc of Elden Ring
Search the archives and you will find an anon saying it.

>>712820694
>>712820794

Look at this: >>712817001

>Game is mid
>NOOO, YOU'RE A TRANNY

>>712820779
where?

>captcha: HRTT4

why is this faggot crying about nintendo in the stellar blade thread

>>712820937
It's a meme you dip

If anything I've learned in the past year, its that no one talks about the story or character arcs or personalities. So that part seems right

>>712820423
Anything below 8/10 is unplayable dogshit because of how inflated games rating is

>>712820914
where masterpiece? who said masterpiece? who are you quoting?

>>712820914
kek

are the people calling it a masterpiece in the room with us right now?

>>712819457
>2 good games
yes, and?

>>712820694
>better gamplay than Astrobot so it's automatically GOTY 2024
I saw this a few times

>>712820969
Right. /v/ermins talking about the story and gameplay of a game... When does that ever happen? lmao

>>712820860
How
>>712820915
In the SB threads
>>712821001
/v/ did

>>712815158 (OP)
>>712815310
>>712819493
Sounds like PC gamer is actually giving these overhyped shallow normalnigger games the scores they deserve, what's the problem?

This is ACfag-tier behavior. Why is anon so angry about the game?

>>712815158 (OP)
>pcGAMER
>gameplay is great, but the story isn't
>mediocre game

>>712821056
ok I believe you anonymous :)

>>712821054
Hey, Expedition threads were nothing but story autism for weeks. Mainly because the balance was too fucked to talk about gameplay.

Why are games either "trash" or "10/10" here?

>>712821056
>/v/ did
proof? source? citation? substantiation?

>gook Nier Automata sold 3 million copies because porn is illegal in chinkland
is it really so easy /v/?

>>712820914
Nta, but that frogposter is a discord tranny who often spams in "culture war" threads

>>712821081
>gameplay is great
They didn't say that though.

>already got a warning for racism
hello there gook janny, have a nice day lmao

>>712821102
Thanks anon!
>>712821147
>source
4cham.com

>>712821146
why are you samefagging?

You guys need to like, stop liking this game so much. It's literally killing women, I don't know if you were aware? Like, geez. Go watch porn or something instead? Stop liking things. You just have to like me.

>>712815158 (OP)
Same retards btw, lmao

I don't know where coomers get all their money from to buy mid action slop like this and to sub to onlyfans.

>>712815731
Wait I thought skibidi toilet zoom zoom bussin sigma brainrot

>>712821229
>Go watch porn
That's the thing. Chink can't do that kek

>>712821219
>4cham.com
this isn't linking to proof. where's the proof?

>>712821259
Brother it's just 70 dollars, how in the world is that a lot of money if you have a job?

>>712820694
>nobody said the word MASTERPIECE though?!
Okay, just wildly overrated it then.

>>712815158 (OP)
10 - Eurogamer
10 - Impulsegamer
9.5 - Noisy Pixel
9.5 - Vgames
9 - Game Rant
9 - Gameblog. fr
8.7 - This Is Game
8.7 - Gamestar
8.5 - But Why Tho?
8.5 - Gamesurf
8 - Hobby Consolas

Metacritic - 86

>>712815158 (OP)
>criticising a game for its poor story and mediocre gameplay
how dare they

>>712821335
I don't think it's that either. Poeple like some things way more than other people. It's not really that deep. But there are people that INSIST on making sure that you can't enjoy those things.

>>712821335
Damn it's almost as if peole like things you don't.

>create videogame with sexy hot girls in it to bait gooners
>inyect it with pro-lgbt and pro-blm speech and hidden agenda to brainwash those gooners into becoming a better person
Why not one has tried this before?

>>712821285
factual
the chinks on /vmg/ get REALLY angry if you tell them to do this instead of localization begging for yet another DMM porn gacha

>>712821490
>>712821570
>let people enjoy things
I don't disagree, but why care or talk about reviews at all?

>>712821335
Who wildly overrated it? Can you point me to posts that say the game is 10/10? If it's really as widespread as you say, it shouldn't be hard to find five posts that do this.

>>712821068

>>712821667
Why not? I'm perfectly fine discussing what I agree and disagree with in a review.

How do puritans land on a wesbite like 4chan in the first place?

>>712821709
Unironically deserved.

>>712821912
still samefagging, anon?

>>712821912
The best part of Elon ruining xitter is watching the based loli weeb groypers and neonazi trad larpers fight each other about "degeneracy".

>>712820561

>>712821953
What are you on about you schizophrenic

>>712821490
It's no 80/100 rated game like Ass Creed: Shadows or Concord.

>>712822270

>>712822327
Godsuke's game unironically has better gameplay.

>>712822327

>>712815871
Every time.
/thread

The schizo still at it?

>>712822395

>>712822395
It "unironically" does not

Politically Correct Gamer

Korean defence force on 4chan will not like this thread.

>>712822518

Based schizo obliterates yet another gookshill thread. Keep up the good work, king.

>>712816053
retard

>>712822651

>>712822676
Kneeling, she truly is his wife. I've seen the truth.

>>712815909
No, *you* didn't play the game and you are the culture warrior posting random shit nobody else cares about.
>"Muh Chinks!!!"
Nobody else cares, they are just playing the game.

>>712816390
>moving the goalposts
just give up tranny you lost

>>712817346
Same reason they buy gacha, distributing porn online in China gets you life in prison.

Grummz won. Cope.

>>712819513
Not him but E33 has legitimately awful level design.
Im not normally a big proponent for minimaps but that game honestly needed one with how poorly their visual cues for what was climbable/jump over able and what was a border.

>>712822395

>>712822395
these are the faggots who shit up stellar blade threads and call it bad without a hint of irony

>>712822974
nintendo won chud

>good gameplay. even ongbal made multiple videos of it.
>hot female player character. even when "censored", eve is still infinitely more attractive than the average niggress that infest western slop
reminder that anyone, absolutely anyone, that hates on stellar blade is a malding tranny and will soon join the 41%.

>proxyniggers
>twitter tourists
i think i might be retarded for clicking on these threads

>>712816206
Every game should be visually appealing, it costs nothing and it doesn't drive away customers.

>>712819067
>>712815574
>>712819783
>>712821229
>>712816685
Never had an easier Bingo.
The trooms are fucking seething, huh? They don't bother changing the script, they spam the same shit over and over again...

>>712823313
Amazing gameplay! Thanks for showing us this exhibit of Black Excellence anon.

>>712816053
>They have way better games to play than this slop.
Japoids? They either play their shitty mmo, bethschlop or fromslosh.
Retarded frognigger is, as always, a retarded frognigger jew retard.

Another schizo persecution complex "fanbase" to add to the catalog. Good luck fags.

wild how jorunalists can shit on games like that. why do the literal bottoms of the world have the ability to publish their retarded thoughts online and get away scot free.

>>712823647
why isn't this 5x5?

>>712815158 (OP)
what this means is
>reviewer is a pleb that likes meh flashy combat
>sexy costumes bad
>story is average, fair enough
>reviewer got lost in the levels
See, now the score makes perfect sense.

/v/ has fallen, coomers won.

how can u get lost
theres yellow paint, theres adam drone, theres a full map, theres a compass
this woman is actually retarded and she probably thinks about brown chickens all the time

>>712815310
>>712815158 (OP)

>>712821163
Shitting up culture war threads is based

wtf subscribed to their rss

>>712819493
lol, it's literally a crutch for retards who don't want to think and just see shiny lights.

>>712815158 (OP)
This is obviously true

>not 69
1 more point and I would have respected their opinion

>>712815158 (OP)
I already expect the game to be aggressively mediocre and it's success is mythologized to some degree because the protagonist is attractive. I couldn't care less who says it. I don't need to give this game the benefit of the doubt since no one has ever made a good case for it.

>>712815158 (OP)
Are they wrong?

>>712816137
>>712820354
These are good points. However, notice that the reviewer, as a mental disorder haver, is actually only publicly gooning out to kink and off kilter type content. Not *actual* horny stuff that a typical straight male would find attractive. It's all stuff that is approved by her group think.

>>712818583
Homosexuality itself is repulsive. That's something that crowd has never acknowledged -- sticking your wang up someone's backside is nasty and unsanitary.

>>712818583
I mean, it's one of the ultimate affronts to nature

>>712826363
lmao 69

>>712815158 (OP)
Seems right on the money to me.

>>712815158 (OP)
imagine if they applied these standards to every piece of shit AAA game they reviewed

>bitching and moaning about yellow paint showing the way
>somehow still gets lost in the fucking tutorial

>>712815158 (OP)
>>"I can only assume people are willingly ploughing through for the sake of seeing protagonist Eve's bum jiggle around in a skin-tight suit for a bit longer"
He's not wrong, that should tell you anything you need to know about the state of the industry where players are forced by woke studios to play shit games just to get a sniff of pussy.

>>712824375
>79 DA
My sides

>/v/ now depending yellow paint slop just because it has tits in it

>>712828619
And you depend on your mother to live

my enemies hate it so I will support it. critic ratings are jim cramer tweets.

>>712816036
Pattern is never wrong. Once you notice, you can't unnotice.

I'll probably end up buying it on sale. I'm used to aggressively mediocre games, I'm not really that much of a snob as long as the game gets a passing grade. I even recently put up with Atomic Heart despite it's many shortcomings. I am kind of a snob about gookcore though because i think they're all soulless. I still can't stand seeing most of China's slop being promoted here by very obvious guerilla marketing teams.

>>712815158 (OP)
If people only bought stellar blade to stare at tits a s skimpy outfits then people only bought baldies gate 3 because they are proponents of beastiality who abuse animals. Simple as.

>>712824546
>Shitting up culture war threads
That's just being part of them

>>712828971
real

>>712824375
I didn't like Rebirth much, but rating Veilguard higher than it is fucking insane. Yes, I actually played Veilguard.

>>712815158 (OP)
About 1.8 points too high

>>712824375
Dragon Age was much better than their given score, wtf?

be honest /v/, can your toasterbox even run this shit?

>>712815909
Aren't those numbers completely inaccurate though?

>>712815158 (OP)
Oh shit, Sybb got a writing job?

>>712815158 (OP)
If this game is so good how come no one mentions it in NG/Sekrio/Nioh threads as "why play this when you can play Stellar Blade" like they do with literally every other action game in every action game thread

>>712829856
Even later ps4 era PCs can play this game. It's made in UE4.

>>712817461
>so he is our microwave guy, you can tell because he has a microwave door on his chest
What a trash character design.

>>712817034
Dragon Age's fanbase is mostly NA and EU based, due to being a western fantasy franchise. Of course that will count for most of the sales, but that doesn't really matter if a game sells let's say 20k copies, and that counts for 50% of them. Veilguard likely sold less than 250k on Steam, and most users ended up being EA Access subscribers, that paid $15 for a month.

>>712816853
It's just marketing. I've been ignoring the majority of /v/ threads lately because the current wave of marketers isn't very good and you can tell their threads apart.

>>712819058
You could like it because it's a good action game with stylish characters and understand that the sodomites at PC gamers hate it because attractive characters go against their core believes. That would require you to be a fully realized being instead of the group think abomination you are.

grrrr I hate atrocious stories!!!

>>712831023
Nobody's actually played Stellar Blade. The marketing has been awful. Why would I play it? All you've focused on are the ass and tits. I don't know anything about the game besides ass and tits. It's the fucking Senran Kagura marketing strategy. You know, the game series that just officially died? You need to tell me more about the game than sex.

I swear there are like five different campaigns going on right now, all trying to copy what Overwatch did with the porn marketing thing, and all failing because they're ten fucking years too late to the party.

Stellar Blade looks great and it runs great, why did devs stop using UE4 for the stuttery ugly shit UE5 anyway

white women just hate korean women, simple as

>>712829430
>Yes, I actually played Veilguard.
Sorry about your condition

>>712819058
This.

>>712815158 (OP)

>>712832238
>both are cheeky and self depreciating
What am I supposed to be outraged about here

>>712815158 (OP)
but the game is mid at best
it just became another retarded trench in an already retarded culture war

>>712815310
And DQ 11. Never trust PC Gamer reviews of Asian games.

By the way, threads like this is why we have safe by-the-numbers review websites like IGN being afraid to score something outside of the norm

>>712832530
SEVEN out of ten? SEVEN OUT OF TEN?! YOU DARE GIVE MY GRATUITOUS FANSERVICE GAME A ____MERE____ ABOVE AVERAGE RATING?! THIS WONT STAND. DEATH TO THE WEST. FUCK ALL WOMEN.

>>712832916
ok faggot now look at ai limit and how they gave it a 5/10 when it has 0 fanservice and is a genuinely good game
look at the steam reviews after btw

>>712832456
holy shit the reviewer must be retarded

>>712833072
NTA but AI Limit is a far better game than stellar blade.
They genuinely bumped up the rating so the coomer hordes wouldn't eat them alive.

>>712831851
I noticed this too...

>>712831023
So your theory demonstrating that this game is being shilled is that people are *not* derailing other threads?

>>712815158 (OP)
Are they wrong?

>>712831023
Because NG/Sekiro/Nioh players will laugh them out of the room

>another 500 replies thread
We won so hard

>>712832309
You don't have to be dishonest in here. The good boy point distributors aren't watching.

>>712833487
i love Stellar Blade and would recommend it to any heterosexual Sekiro fan.

>>712833072
Game journalism is a racket
AI Limit isn't great, but 5/10? By game juourno standards? That game is way better than all the shit they gave 7/10
Didn't pay for a review = your game is shit, simple as

>>712832530
Kill yourself. I know that they didn't give the game a low score because it's bad. You know that they didn't give the game a low score because it's bad. They are trying to hurt the game, because they think pretty women in games will cause "real world harm" to ugly fat hogs.

>>712833723
But the game isn't bad. It's mediocre, reflected in its score.

>Heh, this game is a massive flop! NOBODY'S BUYING IT! It's super unpopular!
>A petition? Who cares about a couple chuds stomping their feet and screeching lmao
>So what it it has now sold 3 million copies? U-Uhm... game reviews with a blatant political spin say it's bad?

We are now here. Fascinating journey over the past year. Must sting, especially after the woke flops and studio closures.

>>712820354
Stellar Gay has lesbians the technician is one

>>712833883
Proof?

>>712815158 (OP)
I don't see anyone talking about anything in relation to this game other than coomer shit so yeah sounds about right
I'm not sure this thing even has any gameplay or story

>>712833883
If she was a dyke she'd be staring at Eve's breasts

>>712833813
If it's sold 3 million copies why is it so obvious that nobody on /v/ has played the game

>>712834090
Are you sure that you aren't just looking at pictures?

>>712834129
So back to step 1 of the escalation ladder.
>Nobody played it!

>>712834095
any more pictures of the alice costume?

>>712834350

>>712834438
jesus christ, BASED. wild that more people aren't talking about this.

>>712834514
trannies have chased off all of the normal people it seems like. they've ruined literally every SB thread

>>712821068
They also gave Veilguard a 79, Starfield a 75 and Nightreign an 80

>>712823647
>some tranny actually took time of his day to make that image

>>712834782
>image pointing out all of the drivel trannies shit up every thread with
>must be made by a tranny
nice false flag, troon. go back.

>spent the last two days doing nothing but side quests
>still not done
>have to do it again on ng+
>then do it again on ng+2
>barely even started fishing

>>712834709
>Starfield a 75
lol they're fucking drunk (or paid). That's ridiculous.

>>712834664
i thought it was a mod, but I was it with Alice's hair from behind at first. It looks a bit weird just on Eve herself

still 10/10 tho

>>712834782
also i like how you have a problem with someone spending 5 minutes making that image but not with the mutilated freaks who literally spend hours and hours in these threads every day typing all of that bullshit to begin with. kill yourself.

>>712834928
i'm not touching side quests on NG+ or NG++

>>712834296
If you've played it, why are you posting things like this? What logically would make you say

>back to step 1 of the escalation ladder
Instead of
>I've played it, here's a link to a thread with lots of people who've played it

>>712815158 (OP)
I'd give it less. The only really good things about it are music (albeit kind of forgettible) and jiggle techonology.

>>712815158 (OP)
Clearly Shift Up didn't pay them.

>>712835512
>disingenuous faggotbabble
rope already

>>712815158 (OP)
Let me see their Wukong review before I decide what to think

>>712818425
She knows that ass would get stuck...then you know.

>>712833362
Not shilled, just that /v/ users have such awful taste that the only thing that matters is neuron activation from booba and no things like gameplay

All these shill threads have convinced me to pirate it so i can try it and judge for myself if its good or not. Dont be confused, im not gonna buy it anyway. Im just gonna pirate it because i can. And yes its already up at csrin

>>712839192
It's our moral duty to pirate as much as possible anyway, especially with these jackasses jacking up prices as much as possible and then calling us "broke" for refusing to pay that much.

>>712839192
>cracked
lol lmao, enjoy wasting those r/w cycles

oh no how will shift up recover

>>712817346
Chinese porn games on steam have uncensored sex scenes unlike Japanese games

>>712839192
retard

sure is samefag in this thread

>>712815158 (OP)
PC Gamer is consistently one of the most contrarian websites out there. Every time a game comes out that I see people fawn over, PCG is always there with the lowest score of the bunch. At this point it feels like intentional rage baiting because they're fucking irrelevant.

>>712815158 (OP)
This explains why their summer presentations are so shitty. They have no idea what a good game is.

>>712839192
post link

>>712840716
And how.

>>712841736
Empress will crack it

>>712842398
Real

>>712816053
>looks

>>712843025
every single time from these troons

>>712834782
KEK

Grummz status?

The combat is pretty bad desu

>>712815158 (OP)
>bum
Another dickless bong.

>>712815158 (OP)
This is an accurate rating.

>>712843761
post playtime
>>712843882
post playtime

>>712815158 (OP)
They’re right though, the level design and story do suck.

>>712823647
>4x4

>>712844049
post playtime

someone got the video of how good the hitboxes of stellar blade are?

Samefag much?

>>712823647
holy mental illness

>>712815158 (OP)
>willingly ploughing....protagonist Eve's bum
Yep, that's me

>>712834782
As opposed to spending 14 months doing this?
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/stellar%20flop/type/op/

>>712844074
Cope harder.

>>712820354
It’s because it appeals directly to the “male gaze” in a game that leans HEAVY into fanservice, to the point it gets labeled “for gooners”. And if men get aroused by traditionally sexy women that feminists have designated as “unrealistic and unhealthy body standards”, then they screech even though it’s not unrealistic whatsoever. They just hate when men enjoy things, especially sexy women. Tale as old as time.

Damn nigga that's unfortunate... Anyway

>>712843934
Sure. Playing as we speak, I'm the combat is pretty bad guy. Just did the Buddha statue subquest

>>712815158 (OP)
>gaming journos
No really, you (and they) have to stop.
No one cares.

>>712844367
so you liked it enough to do 3 playthroughs and 100% it, but agree that 68 is a fair rating? are snoys retarded?

>>712844475
>And if men get aroused by traditionally sexy women
I'm genuinely not aroused by a single one of the plastic doll designs I saw in the demo. It's too much, like a pig hanging at the butcher shop. Subtlety is quality. And aside from the blatant fanservice, the designs are just not good.

>>712815158 (OP)
Is it worse than God of War's level design?

>>712816038
I will never take a woman's opinion about video games seriously.

>>712817346
The closest thing they can get to porn is porn. They just have to use a VPN which they also have to use to access the international version of steam to play Stellar Blade.

>>712817380
They clearly like samurai games like Sekiro, AssCreed Shadows, Ronin, etc.

Kaya and Lily absolutely mog Eve and I wish there was a mod to play as either of them

>>712820253
>soi journos said the game is le bad, I trust them!
lmao fucking retard, anyway, too busy playing Stellar Blade

>>712844896
>said the game is le bad
They didn't, they said it's mediocre, which it is.

>>712815158 (OP)
This game triggered the woke soi guzzlers hard, as expected. Mega based. Another Chud victory.

>>712839192
>Im gonna steal like a nigger
>btw guys im a stealing nigger
>oh and in case you didnt hear me the first ten times, I steal things like a nigger
Piratefags, you realize if you just operated with a little more subtlety you could keep pirating without less people trying to shut you down? If you’re going to steal, keep it to yourself. Surely if you were going to rob a bank you wouldnt be loudly declaring it to the world days and hours before the heist? People would like pirates a lot more if they learned some restraint. But you fags really are like vegans in that you HAVE to tell everyone every single time when nobody asked and you base your entire personality around it. We get it, you’re poor. No one asked.
>oh uhhh errrm I COULD buy it but Im just trying it out and if I do like it then I will probably buy it for realsies in a couple of years when my financial situation straightens out

>>712844896
>>712845001
>1:01

why is this random nothing review supposedly worthy of its own thread?

>>712844719
Fair enough anon, different strokes for different folks. What kind of games do you think have the sexiest women?

Just had my extremely embarassing first boss fight death wherein I begun the fight with Tachy and immediately walked off the ledge.

>>712845316
Because laughing at seething game journos has long been a past time of /v/

>>712832530
...except when it's a tranny game, then we give it a 9/10 automatically

>>712815158 (OP)
>PC Gamer

>>712844672
I never said 68 was a fair score, I said the complaints listed are fair.

>>712824375
The new IGN.

>>712845481
they throw out 9s and 10s like it’s nothing. Giving Stellar Blade a 6.8 when adjusted for score inflation is like giving it a 3.5 out of 10.

>>712845563
if you like the game then why come off like you're against it like the faggot trannies that raid the threads all day every day?

so... I'm trans

>>712845604
Lol they wish. The reality is none of these game journos have any influence over the industry anymore. Theyve lost all credibility. Random youtubers and streamers ate their lunch lol. Game journos deserve it for decades of incompetency

>>712823647
Why would you make this

>>712844672
This post is a master class in coping.

Newfags, observe the advanced maneuvers used. See how anon moves the goal posts? Witness how he makes assumptions and displays his lack of comprehension skills whilst attacking another group in a desperate attempt to drum up a smokescreen. A magnificent post.

>Gaming journalist rates good game bad
>also rates bad game good
>latter usually has a marketing campaign or politics behind it
Many such cases. A lesbian stared at a woman who is not visually gay and decided Veilguard is better if it's from the reviewer I suspect because said reviewer caused me to become disillusioned with what PC Gamer is now vs was then.

Its fun to play, has a lot of content, and finding the collectables is fun. Lots of scaleability difficulty wise as well.

Meh, its not perfect but its more fun than most games even id you ignore how sexy Eve is.

>>712845773
Are you brown? Why are you incapable of critical thinking?

I said the complaints were valid, and they are: the level design sucks compared to other games in the genre - even non-From games - and the story is weak. That’s all I said. I never said 68 was a good score, I never said the game was bad, I never said it’s unsalvageable. OP is whining about a review from a dying website and I acknowledged and confirmed their biggest issues. That’s it.

>>712815909
It sold over 1 million, saar. Do the needful and die.

>>712845356
I'm a wood elf guy and specific monstergirls.

>>712820253
>Endless talk of Stellar Blade being a flop on /v/
>Comes out on PC and does way better
>Suddenly sales don't matter anymore

>>712846398
When did sales ever matter? Fortnite and gacha are the best games?

>>712815158 (OP)
game journalist being correct for once, what a shock.

>>712815158 (OP)
I'd be willing to wager money that reviewer is a tranny angry because the game actual depicts beautiful women

>>712845780 Wait... This is from the same site as this? >>712815158 (OP)
Oh, fuck these faggots then. Completely disregarded their opinion, unironically. Not that I valued it to begin with.

>>712846398
sales have not ever mattered in discussions of quality, otherwise Fifa, CoD and GTA would be the best games ever made. you fagboys just want to shitfling about nonsense and so resort to numbers in any form, be it sales, review scores or steam playercounts.

you retards have spent a decade+ talking about how game journalists aren't worth listening to yet you always take the time to read their articles to get mad at

>>712846780
trvke

>>712846398
>>Endless talk of Stellar Blade being a flop on /v/
Literally all one dude >>712844270

>>712815158 (OP)
Yeah, and it's all true. It's a basic bitch of a game that has sexual appeal.

>>712815158 (OP)
why are chuds so mad shallow goon game is scored like a shallow goon game?

>>712848628
samefag

>>712846398
>Endless talk of Stellar Blade being a flop on /v/
It was? Why do you think they immediately started talking about the PC version even though they were contractually obligated not too. They even told shareholders that snoos don't buy games anymore and AAA games sell better on PC. What point are you trying to make?

>>712815158 (OP)
>PC Gamer slams Stellar Blade with a 68, calls level design "atrocious" and says players are only playing for the sake of jiggling skin-tight suits.
Wheres the lie? It's a worse Nier and all its "fans" talk about is how Eve looks and trannies.

>>712849071
>>712844270

>>712846540
Fornite is objectively a good children's BR game. "Gacha" is not an actual genre. It is a single game mechanic of thousands. Some gacha are good and others are bad.

>>712815158 (OP)
I've literally never come across 1 second of gameplay anywhere of this game. It's always gooner screenshots

>>712849235
>Some gacha are good
lol

>>712849270
>>712849157
>>712849071
>>712848689
real subtle samefagging there bro

>68% is a low enough score for a bunch of coomers sissy clitties to start leaking piss and cum

>>712846639
post playtime

>>712815158 (OP)
Why is steamcharts censoring stellar blades play stats?

>>712845083
Except i said i WASNT gonna buy it anyway. Deal with it faggot

>>712848689
>why are normal people so mad that seething trannies are constantly raiding their thread 24/7, larping like they actually know the first thing about the game when in reality they saw Eve and have crusaded against it for over a year now
gee i wonder. kys.

>>712844896
If they gave it a 9 you would go "SEE IT IS GOOD"
Fuck you, I know your kind

>>712849295
Yes, cry about it troon. Genshin is better than 99% of the latest AAA walking simulators.

>>712849387
why would I have bought a game that I think is shit and makes up for it's shittyness with goonerbait? I watched someone else play a few hours of the game before deciding I think it's a bit shit.

>>712815158 (OP)
>plethora of sexy costumes can't totally save
you just know this needed to be pointed out because the author of the review was salty as fuck
Here's the translation
>SORRY CHUDS UR GAME IS SHITE, DAS RITE I GAVE THE A LOW SCORE, THAT'LL TEACH YA TO LIKE BOOBIES!

>>712849628
saar this so much this saaaaarr pcgame do the the needful

>>712849628
That's not what it said.
>the game has a lot of sexy costumes, which is what most of the players wanted, but the sex appeal can't fix the bad parts of the game
Here's your assburgers translation

I'm tired of female protags.

>>712849556
Even if you post playtime (as I did here >>712844367) he’ll just cope and move the goal posts.

>>712815909
stop projecting and kill yourself already

>>712849693
>Khazan releases as a kinda retarded but hard as fuck gooksouls game
>main goal is to turn an MMO class into a sculpted gigachad
>flops extremely hard
>devs are adding in a literal genderswap mode to play as a woman so the coomers buy it
I no longer have coomer fatigue, I have ricecel exhaustion.

>>712849804
The issue is that they let women control their lives even fictional women.

>>712835756

>>712851493
Ok that's based, they support China just like me

>>712824375
>>712829430
You just know they gave Rebirth that 68 because of Yuffie, Aerith and Tifa's bikinis

Imagine buying a 60 dollar game when you can just goon to eve for free with porn i

trannyera raid
trannycirclejerk raid
YWNBAW btw

>>712815158 (OP)
pcgamer is no longer respected in any capacity due to them being marxist retards. so like most games journos you should just ignore them.

>>712849556
okay then don't declare that dyke cunt reviewer is correct when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about since you haven't played the game you retarded faggot
>>712852736
the game is actually good, tranny

>>712833662
Maybe i'll give it a shot sometime
I also enjoyed Lies of P
The first berserker is also on my radar

>>712853767
>noooo you can't discern the quality of a game by watching it be played
literally the only thing that you can't discern from watching the game itself is how responsive the controls are, and the bulk of the complaints outlined in the OP is how the level design sucks ass. because it does suck ass. sorry you have shit taste and are easily fooled by jiggling anime tits bozo

>>712854114
I actually played Sekiro pirated first years ago so I have more than 64 hours which might seem short for 100%ing (i'm not sure)
i loved Lies of P also and plan on trying Khazan when it's on sale at some point. might try Wuchang next month

>>712817232
He will ignore this post because it completely destroys his argument, not only in this thread but will continue posting in future threads as if he had never seen this post at all. Hitler spoke of this.

I already bought it I could give 2 shits what any gaming "journalist" rates it.

>>712849689
>the sex appeal can't fix the bad parts of the game
but that's only important BECAUSE the game has those things instead of some ugly mutt characters or a woke agenda
>Yes the level design is ABSOLUTELY vital in this game that focuses all on action, please ignore when we give games with trash level design like Last of US a 10/10.
>The story being not that special is ABSOLUTELY a fatal flaw despite the fact that it's obviously intentional cheesy B-movie stuff
>I KNOW the game's combat is really fun but unfortunately the devs included those sexy female characters so it is my job as reviewer to be disingenous and look for things to complain about and boast them as gigantic problems
>Might I recommend you something that scored a bit better like Starfield for example, i know that game is might unfun, ugly, buggy, empty and overall shitty, but hey it's got a lot of brown people and that's what we want to see, that's why we gave it a 7!
>Sorry mr.Korean dev, better luck next time! Hope that teaches you a lesson!

This is what the review is actually about

>>712854194
kill yourself zoomtranny.

>>712854364
>he has no rebuttal
that's what I thought, enjoy your shallow goonerslop you tasteless moron.

>>712854783
keep seething you buckbroken faggot

>>712815158 (OP)
if I tried the demo and thought the gameplay was dogshit will I like the full game? Does it get better? I honestly thought everything was shit from the gameplay to the monster designs to the level design. IDC about the visuals I can just jerk off to porn.

>>712854910
yes it unironically gets much better, honestly the demo gave a bad impression imo. i started enjoying the combat far more shortly after the demo after getting some skills, then it ramps up more and more as you get even more skills, movement upgrades, guns, and as you become used to it and better at it
play it anon, you won't be disappointed. i'm not an NG+ guy usually but i immediately started it when i finished

>>712819058
Hi sis

>>712854846
>man who started this conversation seething telling me to relax
You really shouldn't be throwing stones in glass houses

>>712855245
i'm in a thread about a game i'm currently playing and loving, you're in a thread about a game you haven't played and are seething about. again, keep seething you buckbroken troon

>>712855352
the thread is about how the game sucks, all I said was that I was surprised that someone working for an online publication agreed with me. now you're throwing a hissy fit about it. go enjoy the game you love so much anon, no need to defend it from rascals like me

>>712855482
>the thread is about how the game sucks
the thread is about how fucking retarded journos are

>>712855565
>would rather cry about game journalists than play the game he supposedly is playing and loving
and you call ME retarded?

>>712855707
i'm halfway through NG+, i can't take a break for a little bit?

>>712855878
you gonna take a break to talk about how the sky is blue too? You faggots are the only people who care about what game journalists have to say despite spending so long talking about how they suck.

>>712855975
i never said a word about the journo, retard. i'm shitting on anons who claim it's bad who haven't played it

>>712856037
>i never said a word about the journo, retard.
>okay then don't declare that dyke cunt reviewer is correct
you said multiple words about the journo actually. moron

>>712856037
and by anons i mean trannies, because it's all faggot troon raiders shitting up every SB thread

>>712855707
and you, why are you here? tired of playing Dustborn?

>>712856124
only a gay leftoid could be this disingenuous, i wonder what will take you out, suicide or AIDS? stay tuned to find out

>>712856248
I bet you clapped like a toddler when you came up with this post, you talk shit like an edgy middle schooler and have the same taste in vidya to boot.