Thread 712821321

me on the right

I had to put bloons somewhere in this post so here it is

funny monke haha

>>712822189
well said friend

>>712821321 (OP)
She looks like she fucks human men

Hey nigger faggots
How about you
uhhh
Take your gay furry faggot spam thread
and uhhh
Go away to fucking /trash/ and /vg/
and uhhh
Stop making the few humans left on this shithole see your furfaggot spam

>>712822746
thanks for the bump, appreciated

>>712822852
It was saw-gay'd furfaggot
Threads can still be deleted within 30 minutes of creation
Delete your dogshit general
Generals are not allowed on /v/

>>712823229
>so scared to say sage
but how new are you? just wondering
oh and I just bumped since you forgot to do it

This boss is impossible I swear

>>712822746
bro imagine going full keyboard warrior over a monkey popping balloons, touch grass lmao

>>712821321 (OP)
Do not the corvus spirit, he's too pure for this world

>>712822746
trvke

>>712825545
you misunderstood, I do not the spirit, I AM the spirit in this scenario

why didn't they release cowboy alongside their anniversary event?

>>712829120
To get you playing a day before the update

>>712830569
those crafty sunnova

Hey kiwiNIGGERS, how about you undo the moab madness patch?
Thanks.

>>712833061
have you tried asking nicely? :)

I won't be able to do the elite boss today, go on without me...

>>712835906
It's so over

>>712835906
I made this thread specifically for you and now I hear this......
nah now worries we try again tomorrow with a new thread because this one will die during the night

>>712836698
The boss ends today right? In like 6 hours

>>712837449
In around 6 and a half yeah

>>712837449
idk I don't play bosses

>>712837542
You guys should do the boss while there's still time then

I want to do my boss (male)

Mankind -> Monkeykind
Humanity -> ???

>>712842286
monke, obviously

>>712840806
Very funny
Now get back to work

>>712842286
Monkeyity

quit monkeying around

>>712843758
>that mug
>that brand laptop
>that logo on the desk
has there ever been a bigger traitor in the blooniverse?

>>712821321 (OP)
She looks so cute with that bow :>

>>712845851
absolutely manufactured for handholding and headpats

>>712840806
hmm

>>712848008
>eyeliner
that's a female

Some of these map competition entries are absurd

>>712849484
if you mean the art, then yeah some people are cracked, but if you mean the stupid ass specific map mechanic then some people just can't control themselves
they do the same thing when they make fan heroes too, it's never ever simple, it has to be in-depth, extensive, and absurd

>>712849484
>what if we made a map and added 24 gimmicks just for shits and giggles
these people want to play an rts but they don't know it

>>712849484
if you ever find yourself thinking the words "and also" you've already gone too far in things like this

What do you guys consider good map design? I actually wanna submit something for the map competition and even have a little gimmick in mind, but I dunno what an interesting track layout would be

>>712850960
look at existing map gimmicks, you gotta be able to sum it up in one short sentence

>>712850960
Monkey meadow

>>712851314
My idea is it'd be like a cave or a mineshaft with a bunch of lanterns that go off throught the rounds, eventually all of them would go dark and you wouldn't see anything, so you'd have to pay to relight them.

>>712851689
that sounds pretty cool honestly, it would be best to have the relighting as a payment to light all of them at once so there isn't too many things to keep track of, and it shouldn't interfere with the tower's ability to see, just the player's
i like it, i can imagine an achievement to beat chimps or something without ever relighting any lamps

PSUYHA Elite Dreadbloon

>>712852108
2/4 starting in 5 minutes

>>712851876
Thanks. I've thought about having an extra gimmick that could be really cool but would also require some new programming, where towers like Dragon's Breath or Druid of the Storm could provide light of their own, it getting stronger depending on their tier.
What I'm having trouble with is the actual track layout

monkey sex
monkey impregnation

>>712852460
ah, see, that's the "and also" creeping in, there's really not a need for it

track layout can be whatever, the gimmick sounds like an intermediate map and those are usually slightly harder beginner maps, if you want multiple lanes i wouldn't think of more than two

>>712850960
I find it hard to explain, if I play a map I know if I enjoy it or not but I don't know if I'd be able to call it a "good" or a "bad" map.
Personally I prefer stuff in the intermediate - advanced range.
For example x-factor is a map I heavily dislike, but I don't know if I'd call it bad. I wish you could see in the middle for that one.

>>712852271
I wanna try a kinda optimized run, not too sweaty but not too casual if you know what I mean

>>712852906
Then we should have a plan of what we want to do. Dartgon for T3 and something else for T5?

>>712852986
I thought we could just go for engineer paragon right away

>>712851387
will it ever be dethroned?

>>712853039
I don't know about this, we're going to have to farm a lot we'll see.

>>712853103
Spa Pits did it for me, it's so fun and so good-looking

I really want to bite a mermonkey's tentacle, is that normal?

>>712853181
I love pits but that map seems really cheap to me, just 5 circles with very little 'ingenuity' overall
of course when taken into account that it's from a previous game, then it's not as bad

>>712850960
As a decently good player with lots of CHIMPS under my belt,
Beginner maps
>Resort
>Logs
>Spa Pits
Intermediate
>Polyphemus
>Moon Landing
Advanced
>Ancient Portal
>Dark Path
>Geared
>High Finance
>Cornfield
Expert
>Dark Dungeon (in design, just needs a little less cancer with the walls to be good to play on CHIMPS, fine in other modes though)
>Sanctuary
>Flooded Valley
>Workshop (just the design)
Extreme
>Tar Pits

Maps are automatically garbage if I can't tell where the bloons come and exit from. I like ones where I have to use more interesting strategies that aren't just "no big towers allowed lol".

>>712854514
>lots of CHIMPS under my belt
No need to brag about it

>>712854429
They don't even have tentacles.
They're sitting on squid monsters.

>>712854513
It's about what you can do, there's almost as much freedom as logs, the difference is spa is actually fun and nice to look at

>>712854795
>Dinosaurs
>Megalodons
>Squid monsters from the depths
What's going on in the blooniverse man?

>suddenly grind event out of nowhere
reee
You fuckers could've told me they do a mini anniversary event. I thought the next one would be burger day so I didn't get to prepare shit.

>>712854514
Pretty based list overall, especially agreeing with you on Flooded Valley—more people need to appreciate how it forces you to care about water towers more than just "get a boat for midgame." Only thing I’d swap is Geared for Bloody Puddles in Advanced, though. Geared feels more gimmick than challenge most runs, just preplace for rotation and chill.

Also Dark Dungeon COULD be good if NK chilled the hell out with the forced ability spam sections. It's either play Ace Paragon or cry.

Another easy boss first try zzzz etc etc

>they fixed alt-f4 to reroll crates
ffffuuuu---

>>712860182
Seriously? I know the rarity was always the same but you could reroll the specific insta

>>712854514
Do you think water makes maps too easy? I've heard that a lot, I'm wondering if the added difficulty is worth the loss of options

>>712860296
Not him, I think the water towers are overtuned, and what keeps them in check is that water can be a huge limitation depending on the map. So a map should keep this in mind when giving water.
Saving specific circumstances, if there wasn't a water/land restriction you'd probably want to use the water towers anywhere you could. This is purely from a """meta""" perspective, not taking fun into account here.

>>712859984
my FUARKING heroes....
this needs like, 050 boomer, 005 dartling, 050 druid, and a few others for the full effect
also after doing a bit of testing apparently 500 ace gains lead popping and 050 tack has lead popping but only on it's regular attack, why nk

>>712860640
>050 tack
Because fuck Exephur that's why. Apparently it was too strong for races, so now it's huge rng if it gets blocked or not. They kept the main attacking hitting lead I think.

>>712860293
You could reroll rarity too. Now it just auto accepts whatever's in the crate if you alf-f4 without clicking the instas.
Might still be possible to reroll with savestate, but if they bothered fixing this odds are using savestate might get you flagged or even banned.

>>712860640
>tack
Isn't that from monkeknowledge? I could swear there's a point in Primary that does that.

>>712861352
What's even the point of frozen bloons? just makes ice not worth getting most of the time

>>712861651
it's kind of weird how ice is basically an anti-moab tower in all three paths if you aren't doing races

>>712861798
Ehh top path is still very good at dealing with clumped bloons even outside races

>>712824576
not him why are you talking like a twitter zoomer?

>>712861910
that's more like if he gets the timing on his attacks right, he doesn't usually attack fast enough to actually catch clumps that well

>>712861910
I mean, at that point might aswell get a 400 mermonkey.

>>712862302
you should do this in every game mode on every map
i never leave home without her, she's simply perfect

>>712821321 (OP)
Go on, make a map, I dare you.

>>712862971
oh, myhouse.monk

>>712862810
wa la

>>712849910
>it's never ever simple, it has to be in-depth, extensive, and absurd
There is absolutely no precedent for that established by NK

>>712865315
that's not a map gimmick, be real
glacial trail has a map gimmick, this is a deranged easter egg. this took like 5 years to find btw

>>712865467
There was nothing to find. They said the map had a secret on release and then forgot to add it

>>712865467
There could be a hidden monkey sex easter egg and we would never know...

>>712851689
I've started working on ideas for the map, this is my first concept. Tell me if it sucks and I should scrap it.

>he using instas in co-op
>he's using terrible instas in co-op
welp I'm AFKing

>>712867191
You're supposed to help the weak and incapable

>>712867740
I came to Monkeyland to play Bloons, not babysit the insta-users

>>712866796
i would consider sight lines here, there's a lot of walls in this and it sections a lot of the map apart, try to think of any other map with walls this thick

and the lanes are kind of confusing, there's a lane that switches from straight lane to straight lane? i think you should take that down to one straight lane, or have them alternate like water park. this feels like an advanced map right now but i think it could either be shaved down or have a lot more open space

>>712868567
You mean something like this?
I think this is better but it might be a little too easy for an intermediate. Also, what rounds do you think the lanterns should go off? I was thinking 41 -> 61 -> 81 -> 91

>>712870447
i think this looks pretty good, it's just gimmicky enough for intermediate. think of like, covered garden or , it's a beginner path with a map gimmick. almost all of intermediate is just barely easier than beginner, some of it like cracked is exactly as easy as beginner

this looks cool, you don't need to reinvent the wheel here, i like it as it is

>>712870447
oh, and about the lanterns, it depends on how much you want reigniting them to cost, honestly you could put them one out every ten rounds if it's pretty cheap, the player not being able to see isn't that huge of a deal if they know what rounds do what

>>712870725
>>712870837
Cheers. I'll try to remake it in the editor to see how it actually plays.
>you don't need to reinvent the wheel here
It's a competition afterall, you gotta have something that'll draw attention to your submission. I was thinking of doing like an alien cave so it stands out more, something like this

>>712821321 (OP)
bloons noob here

what's the green thing?

>>712871891
sure, go for it. but the point of the competition is to do something that could actually fit into the game, not be some autistic nonsense like >>712849484 like, if you can't imagine nk actually making a map like that then don't do it

>>712871957
he's just a little guy

he's a spirit one of the uses uses as a weapon, not the one in the OP though

>>712872050
oh thanks, he looked like a little statue made out of jade or something in the op

Imagine sucking his little cock through his underwear

>>712873780
Is that what that penis window on the underwear is for?

>>712873780
Sorry Y-fronts are like boner kryptonite for me so I cannot imagine that

Another Brick - Impoppable - Bonus Cake

PSSSDA

Fuck Marry Kill

>>712874786
Is that meant to be a sparkle in Golden Justice's eye? Because it looks like a scar

>>712874786
>deislop
its over

>>712861995
Xwatter fags don't use keyboard warrior. Too old.

>>712873780
>little
make it moderately sized and you got a deal

Ben quit downloading dolphing porn for the Mermonkeys

>>712822746
We play video games here, sir.

Downstream - Impoppable - Bonus Cake
Advanced Bonus was on Spillway and fuck that
PSDWEA

>>712876443
sorry bro too late I gotta go

bye

The 3 million pops to unlock the "special" towers can be done in Freeplay right? I've completely forgotten what I did to unlock Mermonkey

>>712878895
I don't think freeplay counts. I'm pretty sure there was a reason to do it on Impoppable instead of easy.

Desperado should've been a hero instead

>>712879458
I agree, it seems way too specific to be a tower. A desperado is more like a theme which is something that's better suited for either a hero.

>>712879386
The wiki page doesn't say, no surprise there, but they did remove the ability to do it with MOAB Madness. Google's AI seems to think it can be done in Freeplay for whatever reason.

>>712878843
Later, nerd. May your RNG be ever in your favor.

>>712880279
>feeding the troll

>>712876072
Ben is the kind of guy to upload games and then hide dolphin porn in the dot zip file

>>712879812
I could be wrong. I just thought there was some sort of argument about not doing it in freeplay or something, like the pops don't count as much. Like how tower exp works.

>every other random co op game is a blank map bug
>can't exit the screen without opening the hero menu first
would it kill NK to fix that part of it at least? I know it's a big ask for them to fix shitty netcode or whatever

>>712886212
did you try verifying game files in steam settings? it's a long shot but who knows

>Scoop was "snooping around Adora's Temple" to do "investigative journalism"
What are the odds this didn't involve catching Adora fucking the sacrifices

>>712887778
But why is it in quotations when Patch says it. What did she mean by that.
I think the odds are that Scoop will never be able to do any journalism ever again

>She-Ra Adora isn't Adora at all but She-Ra in unexplained monkey form with powers identical to Adora
Her own clone...

>>712860296
It definitely does because boats are absolutely cracked and can do anything from OP bloon cleared to MOAB killing to farming better than farms.
But it's not necessarily a bad thing to put water on your map either, forcing all land just to avoid boat's a bit lame as well, sometimes having casual fun's not bad either. But if you want to avoid boats trivializing your shit I guess you could maybe go on some bloody puddles type stuff but make the puddles small enough that only mermonkeys and submarines can fit instead of boats or other arbitrary restrictions, just don't go Glacial Trail's way.

>>712822314
I say, good show!

Land monkeys this, water monkeys that. Let's discuss air monkeys. For me, it's the ace pilot, his sick barrel rolls make me amazed every time. He's a better pilot than maverick by a long shot

>>712890671
>when Spectre, Flying Fortress and Doomship are set to Circle or Centered Path the pilots just jam a stick under the controls to keep the plane flying in one direction and go in the back to fuck

>>712890998
They go to the back and "fire their bombs" at the enemy

>>712891951
Anon are you implying they load their filled condoms into the ammo hopper to hide the evidence

>>712892750
I would imply no such thing
It's not to hide the evidence, it's to intimidate the enemy

>>712895290
why is a bullet coming out of his hat

redpill me on this game

>>712895687
don't take the redpill
take the monkepill

>>712856987
I'm more concerned about the sentient flying balloons that are straight up bigger than buildings with some of them being strong enough to terrorize civilizations than a big lizard, a big fish and a big bird + squid.

>>712895687
Old flash game that got worked on and improved for 20+ years, now it's even more fun

Remember what they've taken from you

Oh what the hell it's the anniversary today?

Don't forget you can go claim the 5th Anniversary profile banner from the quest tab if you already beat the Anniversary mission before but didn't have the banner btw.

>>712897670
I don't know what that is but I'll check thanks

>>712897279
Can you give me a reminder of what they took from me?

>>712899051
I already did

>>712899126
I don't know, you mean the sub on the bucc?
Also why does your buccaneer look different in the first pic

>>712899996
It's the paragon in the first pic and a tier 5 on the second
I think he means being allowed to place a water tower on top of the buccaneer if a T5 mermonkey is in range

>>712897279
I don't care, Megalodon's better.

>>712901270
I see thanks
That second one does seem like a fun weird mechanic (that's kind of detrimental to placing more monkeys) but I suppose no fun allowed

>>712904981
Adora lips....

Faustian non-Lynchian bloon popping

>>712840806
>>712848008
I want to do my boss (female)

>>712861798
bottom path ice monkey is the only one I ever end up using because DDTs exist

>>712908184
gay

>>712910178
>Dude I would FUCK Druid Monkey but IM NOT GAY YOURE GAY FUCKING FEMALES IS GAY BRO
About as convincing as when Benjamin tried to sell everyone on Banana NFTs

Desperado tomorrow

>>712911840
You think it's in like 8 hours or will it be over 24?

>>712912026
It's already June 18th in NZ so idk it can go both ways
It's not coming out before CT ends

>>712914018
who is the lovely lady on the left?

>>712914980
New tower

>>712916462
that's a lotta sex

>>712917712
Use case for having mermonkey swimming around?

>>712918937
To observe the bumhole

>>712918937
She cute

Infernal - CHIMPS - Bonus Rewards
PDXPPX
Surely we can beat the easiest expert map

REAL cowboy reacts to Desperado abilities

REAL monkey plays BTD6

>>712921921
>>712920864
REAL human has sex with EVERY monkey

What kind of panties does he wear?

>>712922271
I like this video

Why do the monkey's hate bloons so much? What started this war and what will end it? Is it because bloons resemble condoms, is birth control killing monkeys?

>keep randoming glacial trail
reee
It's not even hard, it's just tedious as fuck and you can't do anything to speed it up.

Where are the sex mods?

>>712928058
You're better off doing a quick run on easy just to get it out of the way

>>712928779
It's still better cakes/hour to do impop. I do skip Ravine, Quad and Dark Dungeon with deflation or some random t4 insta on easy though, because fuck those maps.

>>712928173
>he doesn't find featureless crotch immenselt arousing
Skill issue. Brickell is literally the sexiest creature known to man and monke alike.

>>712928173
you can't use mods or else you'll get flagged

>>712929753
That only keeps you from public co-op. You just have to join the degenerate MSM (Monke Sex Mod) community and play with other MSM users.

>>712930256
Getting flagged stops you from joining a any coop game hosted by a non flagged player. If you want to play coop you have to host it yourself, I don't know if you can join a flagged host game.
You also can't participate in ranked stuff like bosses, CT, etc if you care about that.
t. used to be flagged

>>712929753
https://youtu.be/wKtA9IQaoZ0?t=123
Now look at his settings button at the start of the video

>>712931794
I thought any and all mods get you flagged

>>712932056
There's a chance, depending on what the mod does. That's why the kiwis recommending only using mods on a separate account.

>>712932056
Seems like as long as it's singleplayer only it doesn't matter.
Realistically speaking a mod that'd only change the models and textures of the monkeys shouln't get you flagged either

>>712934374
>Realistically speaking

>>712934541
It's why I said singleplayer, the guy in the video is using a fast forward mod and his account is fine

I get their reasoning and that if you don't use mods online then you're probably fine, but what I don't get is why don't they just support certain mods. virtually everyone wants a higher speed, and other mods like showing which keybind is set to which monkey would make it a lot easier for most people, or a mod that makes it the targeting you want instantly by pressing one of 4/5 buttons would increase quality of life

>>712935847
Time spent on making QoL changes could be used to make spinoff games nobody will buy and then used to keep those in maintenance mode for years

>>712935847
because supporting some mods and not others is dumb to implement, what, perform a check on launch that the game has this specific mod with this specific code (subject to change and might possibly do more than just speed up the game)? no, the logistics of that is stupid, you can either allow mods or not allow mods, there's no real in-between

>>712936064
yeah that makes sense, sometimes I forget how modern gaming works

Are there any notable competitive games with steam workshops? I am positive no one would complain about BTD6 having one, and as I see it the only thing stopping that is the competitive side of the game.

>still an hour on CT
>at least an hour after that for patch at minimum
God just give me the new monkey already

>showered with t5 while grinding out super
>zero t5 when grinding out druid
O-okay.

Infernal - Impoppable - Bonus Rewards
PDPWKR

>>712937709
i'm sorry anon, they already said the 18th, it's still not till tomorrow

>>712938032
2/4, starting in 3

>>712938385
those fucking lunatics invented time travel?

>>712938415
opening up the game

>>712938415
I meant 3/4 oops

god damn the corvussy can do some things here

>>712938989
Only girl heroes can't hit purple

Sorry Benjamina

I have 10k debt so don't even think about giving me money
t. P4

Do not underestimate Juggernaut

>>712939646
unreal that worked

>>712939580
>he'll never be too big to fail

when is gay cowboy monke dropping?

>>712939938
dropping that fat ass on our collective laps while working the pole at the ol' saloon to pay off his debt to the gunsmith?

That corvussy ridiculous
gg

gg

>>712940592
how does he do it

>>712940672
He's so strong he can crash the game at will, he's my adorable little reality warper

Ancient Portal - Impoppable - Bonus Cake(d up Monkeys)

PDRVUV

>>712940403
Either in a few hours or tomorrow

>>712941159
uh, speaking of cake, look at the sex squad on the field here

>swap lane for the lols
>just at that moment we leak
jej

too much stall not enough BAD popping

P3.............................
it's so over

flawless victory

What's the best way to farm those 3.5 million pops for the unlock? Since it's not actually dealing 3.5 million damage.

>>712944078
Regrow Bloon strapped into one of these

>>712944852
me on the right

>>712944078
Just grind cakes on impop. You'll be done before the event ends.

>>712944078
Bloonarius?

okay it's officially the 18th where is my monkey

>>712947207
how's it feel living in the past?
I don't expect it happening today please let me be wrong

>>712910313
>when Benjamin tried to sell everyone on Banana NFTs
Didn't Adora buy a ton of that? even managed to rope her sister into it as well