Thread 712824285

This is what the EU is doing with vidya

>>712824285 (OP)
Explain.
Not he bottle cap tether thing.

>>712824285 (OP)
That’s what they’re doing with everything
Karenocracy rules Europe

>>712824285 (OP)
Except with the cuck cap I can just twist it off

ok?

>>712824285 (OP)
Just cut that shit off with a knife, bro.

>>712824285 (OP)
I keep the bottle foreskin on

>>712824668
>>712824735
Why would you possibly do that? This is a convenience retards and also good for the envioronment

>>712824285 (OP)
>eliminates wastefulness
Based EU, thank God they're still going strong unlike the UK destroying themselves with brexit

>>712824789
>envioronment
fuck the environment you bloody

>>712824735
>knufe
>eu

>>712824789
I dislike the way it feels on my lip and since I don't have kids, I don't give a fuck about the fate of the planet after my death.

>>712824285 (OP)
This shit is so fucking annoying, I've never lost a bottle cap in my life but because we imported a billion retards everything has to be made for brain damaged children

>>712824285 (OP)
>the EU was designed and invented to contain pressure and perserve the quality of the product it contains but it was tampered with to release the gas ot contained and being the decay of the product.
Not really.

>>712824285 (OP)
What causes Americans to have such a seething inferiority complex?

>>712824789
>Why would you possibly do that?
Because i can

>>712824949
>insult literally any aspect of your country
>okay, but what about AMERICANS????
Are yuropoors taking from the Chinese playbook of deflection now?

>>712824285 (OP)
chuds absolutely can't get over bottle caps

>>712824949
just curious why you guys don’t shower that often when you don’t have a/c? can you not smell yourselves?

>>712824285 (OP)
It took me about a day to learn how to deal with these in such a way that I barely even know they're there. They're a complete non-issue.

If Europeans had any dignity they'd go out and start wildfires until the cuck caps are gone.

>>712825076
bruh the imageboard and majority of its posters are american
it's the same reason we don't bring up china or russia very often, no one cares

>>712825413
you dumbass

>>712825365
>bruh
I am not your "bruh", tourist.

>>712824895
Not having kids is unironically the most environmentally friendly thing a person could do.
Nobody wants to hear "stop having sex and having kids" so we get the meaningless nonsense like the bottle caps. It's kind of the elephant in the room.

>>712824384
I think there have been various EU regulations being talked about concerning cash shop cancer, such as restricting the use of manipulative middleman currencies, forcing companies to list the real prices, comply with EU consumer protection (the same refund policies that Steam caved to) and to generally avoid only offering retarded amounts of currency that leave you with residuals.
>>712824613
The Karenocracy is only built on top of retarded globalist corporatocracy.
The EU fucking with bottlecaps is enabled by the retarded practice of plastic bottles.
The EU fucking with games is enabled by the retarded practices of DRM and IP law that have enabled this slow descent into monetization hell.
>>712824895
Don't deepthroat the bottle, you don't need an airtight seal to guzzle your soda.

>>712825413
>just films it instead of picking it up instantly
lol

>>712825413
did DSP record this

>>712824668
But that doesn't fit into my shitpost agenda

>>712825413
>Its that easy
...So what the fuck are the complaints about?

>>712825413
lmao retard

>>712825413
why would the EU do this

no cap fr fr

>>712825582
is modern american for "you retarded"

>>712824789
It's fucking annoying, and I have the brain capacity to simply put it back in before throwing it away.

>>712825413
lol
lmao

>>712825728
DYELs

>>712824285 (OP)
What was the fucking point? We already had these.

i still dont get how people are having an issue with this
do i have huge niggerlips or something, if i drink the cap doesn't even touch my face or anything

>>712824285 (OP)
Why do mutts only drink out of plastic bottles or cans?
Everybody here has glass bottles, are you guys too retarded for glass bottles?

>>712825919
The first few bottles might be annoying but you quickly realize it helps more than it harms. You just need to hold the bottle with a grip that also holds the cap against the bottle and it won't touch your mouth.

>>712825413
lol

>>712824285 (OP)
>DUSTBORN

>>712826038
Glass bottles are heavier and can break. They are objectively inferior to plastic bottles. The reason why EU prefers glass is because they are easy to recycle, but now the population has to pay the cuck tax and recycle every little bottle or else risk paying extra.

>>712826010
Not air tight enough for the carbonated shit.

>>712826164
>They are objectively inferior to plastic bottles
Except when it comes to spreading microplastic

>>712826038
microplastics dont fuck my internals up like microglasses do

>>712826164
>Glass bottles are heavier and can break. They are objectively inferior to plastic bottles
>they are objectively inferior to plastic bottles
>confirms that glass bottles are too hard for him
>doesn't know plastic is unhealthy as fuck

lol, and everything out of plastic bottles tastes bad.

>>712826251
There is no evidence microplastic is bad for you despite decades of thousands of seething scientists compulsively trying to find such evidence 24/7

>>712825413
>too weak to hold a bottle
Embarrassing

>>712826309
I bet you avoid it anyway just in case

>>712826413
No? I always buy plastic over glass because it's cheaper. I am not going to pay a premium just to drink from glass, that's retarded.

>>712826038
>america america america
We have glass bottles too, obsessed retard.

>>712826459
Where? I've never seen them. Even your beer is in fucking cans, disgusting.

>>712826265
microglass is just sand

>>712826038
Why do they pump so much poison into their foods? Why is their chocolate literally infused with stomach bile long after the problem of milk shelf life was solved? A man could lose his mind pondering America.

>>712826010
We didn't want to encourage jeets to use our soda bottles as improvised bidets. It sent the wrong branding message, implying that our soda was safe for topical application when it clearly isn't.
>>712826164
>heavier and can break
This is sounding like a whole lot of "Not my problem".

>>712824285 (OP)
these are good though

Ever since this cap shit, coke bottle consistency has been dogshit. I always get ones where the grooves are improper (basically makes it look like the cap has teeth) and they're near impossible to get off.

>>712826652
>Can't eat American Peanut Butter because they don't regulate mold carcinogens.

>>712826730
plastic bottle coke taste in general nothing like actual can coke.

>>everything out of plastic bottles tastes bad
This. Fuck the seething, I just want my drinks to taste like drinks rather than plastic or aluminium.

>>712826787
That's not a real thing, no one's crazy enough to leave carcinogens in fucking peanut butter

i pour mine in a cup mostly so this doesn't affect me, otherwise
i kind of like the bottlecap shit otherwise, they usually have a long tether here and it just hangs off the side like a limb and i've managed to single hand drink very effectively recently
i hate the paper straw shit
i (conceptually) enjoy the gacha showcasing actual prices instead of retarded hoopjump currencies (if i played a gacha that is)

>>712825413
kek

>>712824285 (OP)
save me soibot, my strength is waning, pull it off for me
>>712824789
So I can throw it at your faggy haircut having head

>>712824285 (OP)
so why are the free thinkers buttmad about the cap anyway?
it seems fine to me, but obviously that's because i'm a bluepilled sheepcel

>>712825796
Ditch the soda you fat fuck.

>>712824285 (OP)
What was it about again? If they're banning microtransaction or lootboxes, I think the only losers are the companies that want to squeeze money out of their costumers.
>>712826854
People should start pushing glass as the more "eco" alternative to plastic desu.

>>712825413
gold

no, really, what the actual fuck did OP mean by that? what could that comparison mean? last I checked, EU was just kicking the industry in the dick about the usual cancers we've been bitching about for two console generations.

>>712825597
We don't need anyone telling us that, people are not having kids nowadays from their own volition. And an inverted population pyramid is a worse problem than enviromental change.

>>712825413
Fucking legend

>>712827627
The only current remotely bad thing that I'm aware of is some gay age verification thing for website that is supposed to be anonymous anyway. But knowing boomers who design this shit they're probably storing all of your data in plain text somewhere.

>>712825413
I audibly laughed.

>>712827903
isn't that the bongs and americans, though? pretty sure GDPR would be wringing people's necks over the "age verification" methods they're using for porn sites.

>>712826856
>he doesn't know

>>712824789
Regulations, like taxes, are theft

What I don't get with these stupid fucking caps, is it says it's so the cap and bottle are recycled together. Fucking what?
Who the fuck is only recycling the bottle or lid?

>>712828112
It's apparently coming EU wide but I haven't read too much about it since it apparently is only supposed to affect major porn sites and I don't really care about it anymore. I guess if you go with an authenticator route where you log into a government service and it creates a token that isn't supposed to be able to be traced back to you, similar to 2FA shit, it shouldn't fuck with GDPR too much.
But again, maybe I'm just completely wrong about it.

>>712828497
if they are separate you are likely not to throw the cap into the plastic trashbag

>>712828497
The real reason is probably just shitskins throwing their shit away at random even though there's a trash bin within 1 minute of walking distance practically everywhere. So everyone must suffer.

>>712828112
GDPR by itself wouldn't have a problem with a site requiring age verification. It just means that since you're now collecting that date you have to clearly state that you're doing, how you're doing it, what you do with it etc etc.

>>712828604
fucking wish this was what our fucking government would do. the current idea of trusting a third party company (that totally doesn't have a senator on it's board of investors) with your personal info is retarded as fuck. especially since said company will have a huge target painted on their servers after it's revealed that they're hosting a ton of personal info for gooners.

>>712824285 (OP)
capping FR???