Thread 712826496

I don't get it

since it's a woman the joke is probably sex

I guess you didn't play elden ring

>>712826496 (OP)
It's pretty obvious

>>712826496 (OP)
Ugly fingers desu

>>712826496 (OP)
never seen handjob callouses before.

>>712826496 (OP)
Two Fingers.

>>712826496 (OP)
One in the pink one in the stink

lazy and uninspired.

>>712826756
this holy moly

>>712826661
>>712826692
>Rips off Spy Kids
Yeah I'm thinking Miziyamahazaki is a hack

>>712826972
that's the joke

i hate women

>>712826496 (OP)
The very first time I saw the "brand of sacrifice", I knew that there would be dipshits that would get it as a tattoo, not realizing how astronomically STUPID that is. Might as well tattoo a "kick me" sign on your back. Or better yet one that says "kill me".

>>712827240
uh Berserk isn't real, anon. The curse doesn't actually work in the real world...

where the FUCK is Miyeonigger??

>>712827240
I fucking hate it too, it feels like poser shit.

>>712827240
it's not that deep autist

>>712827240
Might as well get "the raped" on your forehead

>>712827240
Better than a Triforce tattoo.

>>712826496 (OP)
mid

>>712826985
no fucking way bro

>>712827680
yeah theres plenty of space

>>712827240
I saw a 40~ year old man with the brand tattooed on his neck, would have trolled him if he wasn't a big guy desu

>berserk is so hecking hardcore and badass my dudes, its a comic book but it has GORE and RAPE
you are GAY

>>712828198
Who the fuck is talking about Berserk here you utter retard?

>>712826496 (OP)
It means that she wants to get fingered, one in the pussy and one in the asshole.
Git gud.

>>712828198
the voice the voices the voices

>>712828198
why the FUCK does most of the stuff I get into over 10 years ago get popular with the normies?

>>712827567
>poser shit.
Like every tattoo?

>>712828198
Comic books are conventionally for children, but it has mature themes for adults, such as myself.

>>712826756
>>712826975
thats not the womans hand its someone else

>>712829062
it still has nicotine stains

>>712829062
Are you a detective?

>>712827520
Yeah, and the kick/kill me tattoo doesn't mean it will happen to you either.

>>712827607
Its not about depth, nigger. Its just frustratingly stupid. Like what is the meaning supposed to be?
>durr, im an fan of Berserk, and I got the Berserk logo tattooed
Or even better
>uhh, I resonate with the characters in Berserk and how much they suffered, so like, i got the mark because I feel like im being chased by my own demons (my depression, anxiety, BPD, and my dad left when I was 10)
Or EVEN BETTER
>I got the brand of sacrifice because I want someone to literally kill and rape me
...wait, this one actually turns me on.

>>712826496 (OP)
wash yo hands bitch

>>712827240
autism
most normal people are like
>oh hey cool tattoo from that [insert media here]
you think
>The very first time I saw the "brand of sacrifice", I knew that there would be dipshits that would get it as a tattoo, not realizing how astronomically STUPID that is. Might as well tattoo a "kick me" sign on your back. Or better yet one that says "kill me".

>>712828801
>normies

the call is coming from inside the house

Pants way too high

>>712826496 (OP)
those are some ugly as hell fingers
I don't even want to imagine what her feet look like
shame cause her face and body are nice

>>712826496 (OP)
I'm a rock climber and even I have better looking fingers than those abominations, what the fuck

>>712829525
Most normal people
>think you are a fag
You
>are a fag
You have the tattoo dont you. Post it bitch.

>>712829508
>>712829828
>>712829919
failed the iq test

>>712830103
sorry to hear that bro, next time you'll pass

>>712826496 (OP)
I hate Men of Wö and Ggers of Nï

>>712826496 (OP)
anime/video game tattoos are the biggest red flag

>>712830191
what about the Den of Ju

>>712826496 (OP)
God I hate women

>>712826496 (OP)
I have a severe dislike of the female gender

I LOWE women so much brehs

>>712830326
Kes of Kï are much worse. Oh, and almost forgot Nigger of Sänd

>>712830326
>>712830706
Don't forget Jeets of Pä

>>712829463
holy shit have sex

>>712827240
It's not actually going to get you chased down and consumed by demons you autistic faggot. It's not that complicated.

>>712829463
How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

>>712826496 (OP)
She’s built for BBC.

>>712831085
>>712831197
>>712831284
>He does gave the tattoo
Holy shit, how terribly embarrassing. My condolences.

>>712826496 (OP)
She caused many to be sacrificed over that tattoo.

>>712831284
I didn't have breakfast this morning.

>>712827794
what the lord of the rings movie is that?

>>712831436
I don't, actually. I just see the reasoning behind people getting tattoos of things they like because I'm not a brown terminally online autistic retard.

>>712830090
i have no tattoos
although i do want the dark age of camelot logo someday

>>712827794
What movie is this? I have only seen this guy I harry potter. Never seen him in armour either

>>712831548
>Coping over his dumb line work tattoo that nobody likes
Anon, stop. Nobody wants to see you keep hurting yourself.

>>712827794
Cyber-hobbit

>>712831680
it's Elijah Wood in Spy Kids 3D. he wasn't in Harry Potter. He was in Lord of the Rings though

>>712827240
You are extremely autistic in case you didn't know.

>>712832283
You are mistaken. They just removed the scar because it is a different movie. That HAS to be the same guy

>>712832296
Okay. Its still a dumb tattoo. And you are 100% equally autistic as me for arguing it on online with me. So you also have that going for you.

>>712831548
tattoos do largely seem like a white man's hobby, barring some outliers like yakuza or pacific islanders

>>712826863
She works hard for her money

>>712827240
Why? I haven't played the game.

>>712826496 (OP)
bfbibisi!

>>712827567
I know too many people that have that tattoo that never actually read the manga and have only seen the anime. They don't know shit.

>>712832421
All tattoos are dumb. The design is fine, instantly recognizable to any fan while subtle enough to not look weird to everyone else. That's all there is to it, but you overanalyze everything because that's what autists do.

>>712826496 (OP)
damn she a baddie
would berry

>>712827240
>Women gets it on her tits
>few years later gets a breast reduction

>>712833185
Yep, im autistic as fuck. But thanks to your own tism, I bet you cant resist replying to me because you cant handle my opinion. The tattoo is lame.

I want to be lamer and get a Bloodborne rune mark instead.

>>712832452
>tattoos do largely seem like a white man's hobby
all cultures whose skin is not as black as asphalt have tattoos
central/south americans and maori used them extensively

>>712835065
even then super dark skinned people do scarification.

>>712834973
Get Anti-Clockwise Metamorphisis, anon.

>>712835485
yeah man I will get it on my left pec.

Try finger but hole

kek

>>712828984
Nah dude, I paid this guy to ink my skin because it has MEANING.

Elden Ring is From's worst game

>>712832875
Can we stop pretending that '97 isn't great?

>>712826496 (OP)
Disgusting smoker fingers. That tattoo's gave it away and the orange on her finger sealed the deal.

Absolutely disgusting

do most women have tattoos now? it's so weird

>>712837837
It is great. I miss that cel-shaded goodness in modern anime.

>>712830678
Quite honestly senpai, I only like their shape.

>>712838231
they don't have aesthetic stuff that fits together either, just schizo small "le ironic cute!" scribbles haphazardly over their skin. I want this trend to end so badly.

>>712832407
You're thinking about Daniel Heathcliff stupid.

it should be illegal for mutts to have that haircut

>>712838802
No idea who that is. Infact I only know the last name of Harry and maybe the bad teacher guy

>>712838625
I watched this entire thing but forgot everything except the fight of the bodissatva vs the ant king.

All I remember is I found a complete disturbing dissonance in tone of having an innocent happy-go-lucky protagonist who never once reflected on that it was maybe wrong to kill people or inflict mortal wounds on them and they never adressed this for the entire series. I do remember it being the last time I felt that childhood-tier epic adventure from watching a show though, which is why I stuck with the entire thing. The magic system was cool though, especially chains guy, so were the butler dudes and the old bodisatva guy. and the not-joker character.
>t. shot-to-shit memory from stress and depression 31-year old review

Shouldn't they make a sequel to it by now? It's been decades

>>712831680
its from an episode of Dilbert, when Dilbert and Dogbert get sucked into cyberspace by Catbert.
Then when they get out, Dilbert tries to commit sudoku and when he wakes up, Dogbert is an australian

>>712839579
*cyberspace
You are mistaken. That was a simpsons episode where they went behind the closet and became 3D.
Unless dilbert did that too?

>>712839579
>Dogbert is an australian
Wait. Is Bluey a Dilbert spinoff like Frasier and Cheers?

>>712837837
it is great. But I don't think people that have only seen the anime and know nothing of the manga should get a tattoo of the series.

>>712841214
Why? "Oh no, they didn't see Guts raped and Skull knight didn't come in and save the day and we dedicated an episode to le happy fish knight."The gist of the remaining 99% of it is the same.

>>712841817
fake fans

Is there any explanation for those fingers, or is it just something random that the developers thought would be cool?
Like... are they actually fingers? Or creatures that look like fingers? If they are fingers, whose are they?

>Open thread
>No cute cosplayers
Nani?

>>712834973
For me, it's formless oedon
Still don't know if it's supposed to be a bleeding smiley or a priest congratulating a newlywed couple

>>712827240
nobody cares blud

>>712841972
It's aliens
unironically
pic related is mom

>>712841961
You don't even know what "fan" means

>>712842326
There was a con at an airport?

>>712829463
>i got the brand of sacrifice because I feel myself to be a struggler in the face of horrific terrors, just like those branded during the eclipse
I don't get tattoos but is it that difficult to understand?

>>712841972
They are the "angels" or messengers of the Greater Will. The "angels" talk to their chosen few (the old bitches). But yeah basically messengers of the GW and who try to enact his will.

tattoos will always be trashy and if you get them its basically a marker of "look how low my IQ is"

>>712839350
What sequel? It's still going. The manga has been ongoing for decades!

>>712839350
In fact, the manga has been ongoing since I was born.

>>712826496 (OP)
Is that tyler1's wife?

>>712826496 (OP)
Disgusting fingers

>>712826496 (OP)
>notice tattoo
>into the tra... oh it's from berserk
based girl

>>712832689
>Why? I haven't played the game.
That tattoo isn't from Elden Ring, it's from Berserk. And it refers to the "Brand of Sacrifice" curse which is a physical mark upon your body that marks you for death and eternal damnation.
People acquire this mark in the setting after a loved one sacrifices them for power which causes the symbol to manifest on their body. Followed up by a demon from hell appearing to murder you and take your soul. Should the demon succeed you will suffer in agony for all of eternity. If you're a woman, the demon will probably rape you first too. If you're unlucky, and it's a horde of demons, then you'll probably be gangraped to death.
Should you somehow escape the sacrifice, demons will come for you literally every night to try and murder you, and, as an added bonus, you also felt incompressible amounts of pain when the supernatural are nearby, with the pain becoming greater the stronger the demon near you is.

>>712845219
kill yourself

>>712845219
based

>>712845597
kill yourself troon

>>712845671
kill yourself

>>712845219
>>712845671
>berserk based thot tattoo based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based MAGA

>>712845838
lmao

>>712845838
kek

>>712829525
>>712827520
>It doesn't mean that much to me, that's why I got it permanently branded on my body. You're the weird one for thinking it means something.
The thought process of the mentally ill.

>>712842326
>Be literally naked
>Act surprised when people treat you like the filthy prostitute you are
Why are women this delusional?

>>712842669
probably some sort of expo center right next to it

>>712826496 (OP)
>tattoos

>>712827240
I appreciate that retarded people literally tag themselves for my convenience.
I was however not prepared for how many retarded people there really are.

>>712827240
we like tats here unc
tattoos are chancore

>>712848791
Nigger

>>712829525
Nah normal people feel secondhand embarrassment for tattooed people, extreme levels for tattoos based on popular media products.

>>712848791
Faggot

>>712827794
kek

>>712827794
kek

>>712837837
It's alright. Not the best adaptation but Its a solid 7 if you put your grasses on.

>>712841214
>But I don't think people that have only seen the anime and know nothing of the manga should get a tattoo of the series.
Its a good thing that people who get tattoos don't think either. That's why they get them.

>>712842326
>>712828000
Because he would have femto'd your Casca and you would have fapped to it?

>>712829526
no no, he's kind of right, i remember i watched the 97 anime and immediately read the manga back in 2014-15, now social media is infested with these people that post gym edits or masculinity motivation shit with berserk in it, and im pretty sure 87.6 percent of them have not seen/read ANY from of berserk stuff. Don't lie , berserk (and anime in general) was never this popular 10 years ago

>>712848773
weather the storm, my pure skinned friend.

>>712826496 (OP)
>look at my boobs
>135 replies
she won

>>712837837
It's pretty good but the new filler with Adon doesn't add anything and some of the omitted details suck. Like the Wounds chapter in the manga is my favorite part and it has much less meaning in the anime because they just kinda washed over the Donovon stuff.
It was the correct call to omit Skull Knight and Puck for a series ONLY showing the Golden Age.

>>712826496 (OP)
Casca if she real

>>712837885
My favorite fromsoft npc of aall time and he's criminally underutilized.

>>712827794
lmao

>>712839184
>and maybe the bad teacher guy
You mean Professor Snape, who was played by Alan Parsons Project?

>>712830529
Reddit frog

And they say women ain’t funny

>>712842326
I lost her nudes, I am sad.

>>712827240
You are literally me.

>>712851775
Reddit stole it from us. It’s our frog.

>>712851904
They one. Poison is a miasma

>>712826496 (OP)
i lol'd

>>712828801
people were saying the same thing about retards like you 10 years ago, newfag

Why do people tattoo the brand of sacrifice on themselves? Did they not actually read Berserk?

>>712853898
they don't
it's a pop culture thing

>>712828000
for you

>>712838625
It wasn't until I watched both HxH series that I realize how retarded these comparison images are. This is a minor scene that was handled differently in both series. What you don't see are all the positive things the later series did, animated and actually managed to cover the reasonable length of the manga. It's not like the alternative is to watch the original series because it can fucking cancelled. And don't even talk to me about reading the manga with its info overload and chicken scratch.

This applies to all comparisons like this. You guys so fixated on misleading minor things that you miss the bigger picture. There's an image like this for every remake and while remakes are generally bad these pics will make you believe that there is nothing of value in them. Which is funny because you guys that make this shit are likely secondary consumers of some of your favorite franchises anyway.

>>712827794
First mildly amusing thing I've seen on here in a while

>>712854706
Women love tattoos you virgin

>>712827794
lol missed it at first glance

>>712854831
But getting that symbol literally means you're a slave to the guild
Also
>getting an mtg tattoo when wizards clearly doesn't give a shit about you

>>712842326
>>712847357
It's funny because this attitude really just shows that you haven't been to many events like this where everyone is free to wear whatever they want and express themselves while being within legal boundaries. When you see a woman wearing a skimpy top and bottoms you immediately think she wants to be raped by you and can't fathom anything else. You can't even imagine going somewhere shirtless because you are a sweaty fat fuck that wouldn't have the confidence to do it. Imagine putting in work with your diet, gym, discipline and being shirtless at an event and you come up to this guy and ask him why he's asking to get raped by you.

>>712826496 (OP)
tiktok was a mistake, the second people started making portrait videos I knew zoomers were cooked

>>712847282
>a made up symbol from an anime is going to get you killed
Lol this dude

>>712847357
Muslim?

>>712826496 (OP)
if a woman has a chest tattoo she ought to be stomped

>>712855216
based thot destroyer

>>712855216
elephants are smart, wonder what triggered his reaction?

>>712854568
This is about atmosphere and tone. The 1999 version turned a minor scene into something memorable.

>>712855216
>>712855334
Uh oh incels are activating

>>712855216
>PROOOH

>>712855347
her being a woman

>>712855371
It also died in the water.

>>712855426
>attacks the only one with a partner
What did Horton mean by this?

>>712826496 (OP)
163 filtered threads
where are the moderators

>>712855498
he said "NO CAMERAS" and slapped her
he then tried to rob her phone because he is an African elephant

>>712855393
Am I the only one that cringes hard when reading incel shit? I've been here forever and like the content sometimes but it unfortunately comes with some guy who has never left his trailer park crying about women like they are some mysterious beings. It's clear that they have very little contact with women or human contact in general and I have to come across about their pitiful ramblings. It's like assault for my eyes knowing I'm amongst genetic deadends.

>>712838001
You can also tell from her facial structure she's actually pretty ugly and disgustingly droopy eyed without the makeup.
Still would though.

>>712827240
Wow this really made fromfags seethe

>>712826496 (OP)
Everyone gets Berserk tattoos but no one gets Vagabond and Vinland Saga tattoos, i wonder why

>>712827240
I have one on the back of my Neck. Come at me Demons.

>>712855660
It's very simple:
I am not going to listen to someone on any subject when they have 0 experience.
Incels are nonstarters and misery loves company, everything that comes out of an incels mouth is based on internet "experience". They are propagandists trying to share their misery.

>>712855660
nah its pretty funny
I have daily contact with women and they're not mysterious, just disgusting

>>712826496 (OP)
She smokes. She doesn’t wash her hands (those are some dirty looking fingers!), and her nails are short so these fingers have probably been in her coochie not to long ago.

>>712855869
Yeah but have you dated or courted successfully?
Everyone is around women at some point if they go outside, that's meaningless

>>712827240
Lmao look at all the seething zooms replying to this post

>>712856014
>say something autistic
>get replies
>HEH OWNED

>>712827240
Yeah but its on a girl. She’s probably a submissive if she’s wearing it. Nothing wrong with submissive girls, in fact, they’re the best kind.

>>712855869
Have you formed any sort of relationship with them? Seeing them at your wagie job while having 0 things in common is not conclusive.

>>712828000
>(Look at that guys dumb tattoo)
>What did you say, pencil neck?
>I l-like your tattoo!
>”You like my tattoo” what.
>I like your tattoo, sir!

>>712828801
I liked it before you. I’m the special unique snowflake with cool eclectic tastes, and you’re the bog standard normie just following treads.

>>712855974
I've dated them enough to know I'll keep pumping and dumping them until I meet the one whose retardation I can tolerate
>>712856534
not everyone here is an unfuckable loser retard
only simps don't hate women, anyone with a 100k+ job will tell you there's no point to a woman past 21

>>712855780
post pic

>>712855660
you just worship vagina too much. there are countless examples of smart men hating women across history, it's not a byproduct of internet age or not touching grass. here are some examples:
>Aristotle (384–322 BCE) - The Greek philosopher significantly shaped Western thought, but his views on women were deeply derogatory. In Politics and On the Generation of Animals, he described women as "inferior" and "defective males," arguing they were naturally suited for domestic roles due to supposed intellectual and physical weaknesses. His ideas influenced centuries of gender hierarchy in Western philosophy.
>Jean-Jacques Rousseau (1712–1778) - The Enlightenment thinker championed individual freedom but held regressive views on women. In Emile, or On Education, he argued women should be educated solely for domesticity and pleasing men, stating they were naturally submissive and lacked the rational capacity for intellectual pursuits. His influence on modern political theory contrasts sharply with his misogynistic stance.
>Arthur Schopenhauer (1788–1860) - The German philosopher, known for his work The World as Will and Representation, wrote explicitly misogynistic essays, like On Women, where he claimed women were intellectually inferior, emotionally unstable, and suited only for nurturing roles. His views were extreme even for his time and influenced later thinkers, though often controversially.

>>712827520
do you feel the same about people with swastika tattoos?

>>712856851
>pump and dump
Oh you're a douchebag, got it

>>712855660
if you find tongue in cheek jokes like that "hard cringe"; you should go back to twitter where you belong.

>>712857258
>tongue in cheek
Incel apologia

>>712857315
I'd rather be friends with an incel than a simplike you

>>712855660
no i do to. its pretty clear it comes from dudes who just dont know how to talk to women so they blame it on women.

>>712854831
Whores love tattoos, you mean.

>>712839350
There's no point to a sequel since the manga hasn't finished another arc since where the anime left off and it most likely never will.

>>712855843
This is actually quite fascinating if you think about it. A human shouldn't like misery but Its like misery as a feeling wants to reproduce, a meme if you will.

>>712857515
Id rather incels stopped convincing men to drop out of life because they had a le bad experience and got their le fee fees hurt
You're a demoralizer. Men deserve better than you.
>not a simp
Meanwhile you worship digital women and anime girls

>>712857657
It is literally that simple.
Incels are bad people, not because women don't like them, but because they use their failures to talk men out of life

>>712855660
I want to shit on you for your poor bait, but it looks like it worked so I can't.

>>712857819
I mean what I say. It's mega cringe when some anon is crying about women having tattoos. You just know it's the same straight edge christcuck anon that cries about weed in another thread and how it's "the devil's lettuce"

>>712858032
It's about what the tattoo is and what it represents from the series
How are you so retarded you don't get this?

>>712858159
Because the rest of us know Berserk is an anime and not real life

>>712858032
I'm sorry your feelings were so hurt, but tattoos and drugs are part of a fast life history strategy so it makes sense for an intelligent or civilized person to shit on them. It has nothing to do with Santa Claus. In the past, when society wasn't garbage, normal people shit on them. Now normal people are degenerates, so they think they're okay.

There are websites full of normalfags, you know. Where everyone talks like niggers and listens to pop music. Maybe you'd like one of those sites instead.

>>712858609
You're on a website with dedicated LGBT boards and toddlercon rape on /b/ and hyperfutas with shitting dick nipples
When you cry about tattoos I can't take you seriously

>>712859198
There's also /soc/. Don't act like we're all the same, faggot.

>>712858032
>You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the Lord. - Leviticus 19:28

>>712827240
Incredibly low iq. The brand is also a symbol of a person who defies their own cruel fate. Someone free to make their own life.

>>712859303
Don't act like you're above it when you're treading the mud with the rest of us

>>712859327
Oh no the Jewish book said thing... bad!

>>712837837
It's better than the modern adaptations when it comes to communicating the spirit of Berserk, but it leaves Gaiseric out and I hate that.

>>712851870
I remember getting her nudes yeeeeeeeears ago when took that pic.
They weren't good. This is honestly, sincerely, her best pic.

>>712858159
The curse ain't real nigga. The autistic part isn't you believing that it's real you just want a purity test to feel good about yourself and your super sekrit knowledge that it's a curse mark.

Came here to say non virgin women are fucking disgusting, cheers bros

>>712859327
Ok but your premise is flawed because that sentence is written by some random guy.

>>712859327
>Leviticus 19:19: “Keep my decrees. Do not mate different kinds of animals. Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.”

I REALLY hope you don't wear clothes woven with different materials bro....

>>712845286
Anon, you fail to understand the female mind.

>>712858609
>There are websites full of normalfags, you know. Where everyone talks like niggers and listens to pop music. Maybe you'd like one of those sites instead.

You're on one. 4chan is tame and filled with zoomers typing in Ebonics nowadays. I remember 2015 facebook being edgier than the shit I see here now.

>>712859352
t branded cattle

>>712827240
>mfw my collegue at work has an unironic brand of sacrifice tattoo on his left forearm
>he's also a silksong fag that keeps bitching about the release date

>>712827794
>in talks to work on sin city
>drop by the directors office to shoot the shit and sign some things
>'hey wanna be in my dumb kids movie for like 5 minutes, it'll be great. you play this hero that is hyped up for half the movie and then instantly gets killed'
>sure lmao

>>712861789
>Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
NOOO MY THYME AND ROSEMARY CONTAINER

>>712831515
>>712831680
Frodo was in a TV show called Wilfred.