>Get yourself killed!

>>712826660 (OP)
he did not say that

>>712826660 (OP)
>TING
>TING
>TING
>TING
>TING

>>712826660 (OP)
>I want to see you go hollow!

>>712827474
Technically, he did.

>>712826660 (OP)
>You can keep that thing, your Dark Soul. I don't want it.

>>712826660 (OP)
>Seek Death at the hands of your Enemy.

>>712826660 (OP)
Prithee be dareful

>>712827474
he said that to me after I punched him.
he wasn't lying either.

>a corpse should be touched well a lot

When he showed up in DaS Souls III I stood up and clapped and farted

>>712827747
>WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
>COMPULSION!?
>WHAT HAPPENED?!
>EXPLAIN!

>Doesn't thou not do what thoust hasn't left to not do to which thou leaves to not do what thoust mustn't does not?

>>712827638
A LIE (by omission) WILL REMAIN A LIE

ermahgerd gimmeh yer derk serl

>>712826660 (OP)
>see my work squandered

>>712827474
Shut up ding dong

>I cannot play the role of maiden. Turning runes into dexterity. To hinder you in your search for the Elden Ring. You need only leave me behind. The finger of the Erdtree.

>>712829281
>I hurt anytime

*Blocks your path*

>>712829281
>Yes or no, motherfucker.

>GIT GUD

>>712829752
me when I spare her w the frenzy flame and use miquela's needle to get w ranni

>>712826660 (OP)
Me when I see someone using the tranny coffin in DS2

>I wished you were dead. Well, anyway, lay out your arms.

>>712827747
>so fucking overpowered that after enslaving an entire race and conquering the dynasty, they were subjugated solely due to their slaves undergoing infinite torture.

These fucking things are insane

>>712829752
that's a scary Melina. What's her problem

>>712834345
>lay out your legs

>Do something funny. You won't regret it!

>>712835491
>friend tried game by himself
>got stuck because he attacked the crestfallen warrior for no reason

>>712838794
learn2parry
he's easy

>Chosen Undead. This new age is boundless. It is home to not only you, but many forms of life. I can see it. In this age, all life will walk towards the future, hand in hand.

>>712826660 (OP)
>I think Firelink Shrine SUCKS

>>712826660 (OP)
>Go Hollow

>>712828838
WAKE UP LADY MARIA!

>*tips fedora*

>>712826660 (OP)

>Remember, 5 on the shaft 5 in the stink.

>OOOOOHH GO TO SLEEP YE TARNISHED, ALIVE BUT DIE NOW, THE CALL OF LONG LOST GRACE COULD NO DIELD.
>Hoarah Roux CHEF OF THE GOODSEA
>THAT FUCKING RETARDED SILVER MASK
>FIA, THAT UGLY BITCH WHO TRIES TO SLEEP WITH EVERYONE
>THE VERY COOL AND HANDSOME SHIT EATER
>AND SIR GULLABLE, THE DUMBASS.

>>712826660 (OP)
>evil blacksmith be like
>Souls card nulified,exit dialogue after upgrade for free

DS2 NPCS > DS1 caricatures of npcs

>>712835405
No tarnisheds

>>712844736
>OH YOU RE HOLLOW? SHOW ME THAT HOLLOW GENITAL SO I CAN SUCK IT!

>>712845975
ironically he was a dumbass in the end

>>712835425
thats only bodytypeB dialogue Bodytype A is canon

>>712830129
>attacks you if you re human alongside a western knight and a rogue from arthurian england