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Anonymous No.712826660 [Report] >>712827474 >>712827489 >>712827519 >>712827709 >>712827747 >>712828074 >>712829647 >>712832401 >>712842373 >>712842590 >>712845249 >>712846330
>Get yourself killed!
Anonymous No.712827474 [Report] >>712827638 >>712828531 >>712829706
>>712826660 (OP)
he did not say that
Anonymous No.712827489 [Report]
>>712826660 (OP)
>TING
>TING
>TING
>TING
>TING
Anonymous No.712827519 [Report]
>>712826660 (OP)
>I want to see you go hollow!
Anonymous No.712827638 [Report] >>712829473
>>712827474
Technically, he did.
Anonymous No.712827709 [Report]
>>712826660 (OP)
>You can keep that thing, your Dark Soul. I don't want it.
Anonymous No.712827747 [Report] >>712829252 >>712834980
>>712826660 (OP)
>Seek Death at the hands of your Enemy.
Anonymous No.712828074 [Report]
>>712826660 (OP)
Prithee be dareful
Anonymous No.712828531 [Report]
>>712827474
he said that to me after I punched him.
he wasn't lying either.
Anonymous No.712828838 [Report] >>712844027
>a corpse should be touched well a lot
Anonymous No.712829234 [Report]
When he showed up in DaS Souls III I stood up and clapped and farted
Anonymous No.712829252 [Report]
>>712827747
>WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
>COMPULSION!?
>WHAT HAPPENED?!
>EXPLAIN!
Anonymous No.712829281 [Report] >>712829910 >>712830129
>Doesn't thou not do what thoust hasn't left to not do to which thou leaves to not do what thoust mustn't does not?
Anonymous No.712829473 [Report]
>>712827638
A LIE (by omission) WILL REMAIN A LIE
Anonymous No.712829581 [Report]
ermahgerd gimmeh yer derk serl
Anonymous No.712829647 [Report]
>>712826660 (OP)
>see my work squandered
Anonymous No.712829706 [Report]
>>712827474
Shut up ding dong
Anonymous No.712829752 [Report] >>712831948 >>712835405
>I cannot play the role of maiden. Turning runes into dexterity. To hinder you in your search for the Elden Ring. You need only leave me behind. The finger of the Erdtree.
Anonymous No.712829910 [Report]
>>712829281
>I hurt anytime
Anonymous No.712829930 [Report]
*Blocks your path*
Anonymous No.712830129 [Report] >>712847405
>>712829281
>Yes or no, motherfucker.
Anonymous No.712831259 [Report]
>GIT GUD
Anonymous No.712831948 [Report]
>>712829752
me when I spare her w the frenzy flame and use miquela's needle to get w ranni
Anonymous No.712832401 [Report]
>>712826660 (OP)
Me when I see someone using the tranny coffin in DS2
Anonymous No.712834345 [Report] >>712835425
>I wished you were dead. Well, anyway, lay out your arms.
Anonymous No.712834980 [Report]
>>712827747
>so fucking overpowered that after enslaving an entire race and conquering the dynasty, they were subjugated solely due to their slaves undergoing infinite torture.

These fucking things are insane
Anonymous No.712835405 [Report] >>712846510
>>712829752
that's a scary Melina. What's her problem
Anonymous No.712835425 [Report] >>712847014
>>712834345
>lay out your legs
Anonymous No.712835491 [Report] >>712838794
>Do something funny. You won't regret it!
Anonymous No.712838794 [Report] >>712839183
>>712835491
>friend tried game by himself
>got stuck because he attacked the crestfallen warrior for no reason
Anonymous No.712839183 [Report]
>>712838794
learn2parry
he's easy
Anonymous No.712839402 [Report]
>Chosen Undead. This new age is boundless. It is home to not only you, but many forms of life. I can see it. In this age, all life will walk towards the future, hand in hand.
Anonymous No.712842373 [Report]
>>712826660 (OP)
>I think Firelink Shrine SUCKS
Anonymous No.712842590 [Report]
>>712826660 (OP)
>Go Hollow
Anonymous No.712844027 [Report]
>>712828838
WAKE UP LADY MARIA!
Anonymous No.712844736 [Report] >>712846634
>*tips fedora*
Anonymous No.712845249 [Report]
>>712826660 (OP)

>Remember, 5 on the shaft 5 in the stink.
Anonymous No.712845975 [Report] >>712846727
>OOOOOHH GO TO SLEEP YE TARNISHED, ALIVE BUT DIE NOW, THE CALL OF LONG LOST GRACE COULD NO DIELD.
>Hoarah Roux CHEF OF THE GOODSEA
>THAT FUCKING RETARDED SILVER MASK
>FIA, THAT UGLY BITCH WHO TRIES TO SLEEP WITH EVERYONE
>THE VERY COOL AND HANDSOME SHIT EATER
>AND SIR GULLABLE, THE DUMBASS.
Anonymous No.712846330 [Report]
>>712826660 (OP)
>evil blacksmith be like
>Souls card nulified,exit dialogue after upgrade for free
Anonymous No.712846441 [Report]
DS2 NPCS > DS1 caricatures of npcs
Anonymous No.712846510 [Report]
>>712835405
No tarnisheds
Anonymous No.712846634 [Report]
>>712844736
>OH YOU RE HOLLOW? SHOW ME THAT HOLLOW GENITAL SO I CAN SUCK IT!
Anonymous No.712846727 [Report]
>>712845975
ironically he was a dumbass in the end
Anonymous No.712847014 [Report]
>>712835425
thats only bodytypeB dialogue Bodytype A is canon
Anonymous No.712847405 [Report]
>>712830129
>attacks you if you re human alongside a western knight and a rogue from arthurian england