Let's discuss the most important Ace Attorney topic.

Susato was annoying. The exact same joke over and over.

Namely, let's debate:
>Why is the Ace Attorney game quality inversely proportional to the sexiness of the girls in the game?

(It's The Great Debate on Ace Attorney)

Susato was hot, makes me want to marry and reproduce

>>712827694 (OP)
I hated 1-2 Susato, amazing they managed to redeem her

>>712827694 (OP)
Why won't Capcom give us a new game?

>>712827809
My fault b, I made them cater to my penis's desires after I took over as the producer for the 3DS era

t. Producer-san

>>712827821
>makes me want to marry and reproduce
And what have you done to accomplish this... want?

>>712828075
He’s posted on 4chan

>>712827694 (OP)
It's kind of funny, kind of silly and kind of depressing that Japanese thought 11/10 Norman ancestry babes would still be alive in 19th century Britain, much less they could survive without getting plap'd 24/7 if they looked like this and were poor.

Susato is 100x better than AA6 Maya

>>712827936
Last game sold terribly, and the last Apollo game ruined the story. Nobody liked any of it except the second case. Even the stupid ass clown bitch wasn't popular at the time of release.

>>712827893
>"No! Why doesn't she love me immediately after being accused of murdering her friend?!"
Can you incels be any more pathetic?

Anyway, Setsu > Maya.

>>712828182
>>712828316

So? You're comparing a girl 3 years past her prime to a girl who debuted 4 years past her prime and was ....15? years past her prime in the sixth game. She probably couldn't even bear children at that point. All eggs gone.

>>712828316
>Anyway, Setsu > Maya.
(Setsu is Setsuo Yamamoto btw, the guy who got special thanks in credits for AA1)

>>712827694 (OP)
So she’s Phoenix’s grandmother, right?

>bought at 20% off in the Winter Sale, Christmas 2023
>finished AJ around summer 2024
>finished DD around winter 2024
>bought AAI collection then and played through all of it by May 2025, rather than continue with SoJ

Worst collection, all three worst mainline games in it

>>712828667
No fucking way

>when you show her your dick

I have a present for you bros
https://f95zone.to/threads/mayas-mission-v0-4-patreon-pinkmochidango.204042/
There should be an update soon too.

>>712829337
what’s even this character’s purpose?

>>712829534
To make blood rush to my peepee

>>712827936
they're gonna try to reboot the series for the 5th time

>>712829534
being fuckable

>>712829454
>everything censored and spoiler tagged
Is this the cool beans game?

>>712829687
it's good, you can tell the dev really loved the series

>>712829687
I haven't seen the pictures from the original Ace Attorney hentai game in over a decade and I can still remember ON DEMAND
>"Beat a rod... until a tank is emptied"
meanwhile, I can't remember shit I learned in college a decade ago

>>712828841
Who else would Ryunosuke have fugged?

>>712828169
Why did they turn Lestrade into a young girl

>>712830218
same reason they turned Watson into a loli

>>712829865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcy7d2mNODw

>>712830587
die already

>>712827809
My wife and sister in law...

>>712830218
The real Lestrade was the useless Inspector with the mustache, from a role perspective

>>712830463
The real Watson (who actually assisted) was the thousand times folded Japanese doctor

The loli Watson was shit tbqh

>>712830218
she cute

>>712831172
Gregson is an actual Holmes character

>>712830218
Don’t ask questions you already know the answer to

>>712828182
And Trilogy Maya is better then Susato

Anyone else notice something kinda... off about Ryutaro?

>>712827694 (OP)
I still gotta buy and play Investigations collection and Apollo Justice

I hate prequels so i will never play this game.

I was hyped when getting to the clussy case but was disappointed when I realized it was just a trial and no investigation
Why is she so popular anyway? are big boobs truly that strong?

should i play the official translation or the fan one? I assume the official has better localization but i also hate to play on pc, i love the comfy dual screen of the original release.

>>712832976
I think it's fake and gay hype astroturfed on social media because she was in a case with *that* guy, which was probably the primary reason why they still talked about it in the late 2020s

>>712832035
I would like to have sex with him

>>712833308
You can play the official version on Steam Deck, and the graphics updates are sick

>>712832810
it has almost nothing to do with the original series

>>712833308
the fan translation isn't finished and hasn't been updated in over 4 years

>>712833308
>>712833964
ohhh you were talking about a TGAA fan translation, I had no idea there was one

Why did the official translation for AAI2 name the retard prosecutor after the healing potion from Dark Souls, what a stpid name

>>712827694 (OP)
Lets have an actual discussion, GAA 1-2 and 1-4 are the worst "cases" in AA history.

>>712838070
Nope, the second case was refreshing because the Russian woman wasn't the murderer and the real plot twist was unpredictable.

The 4th one is maybe up there with 3/4 AJ cases and 4/6 SoJ cases.

>>712838070
Just to add to my argument a bit, I think case 1-2 is just plain bad, as in Dora The Explorer level shit, and I hate Sholmes. But 1-4 has the worst combination of traits in any AA case, being that is obvious, has boring characters, and also DRAGS on and on and on and on and on way past it's welcome.

>>712827809
My ranking after I finished Daigyakuten

>>712838571
>he doesn't want to correct the evil lesbian

>>712838571
Didn't play Layton btw, judging the Laytons by their appearance only

>>712838628
Which evil lesbian?

>>712827694 (OP)
The screen flipping over effect whenever she is doing her Japanese "humor" thing nearly made me shut off the game after she did it for the 8th time. Just that alone makes me sick of her.

>>712838932
Incredibly based and valid

>>712838424
I am mainly talking about 1-2 in isolation, without GAA 2.

Investigations are usually the filler scene setting before a case, where the real action/payoff is. Having a whole case being just investigations, being padded out by the Dance of Deduction shit make it just a bore where you just pan the camera 20 degrees to see the glaringly obvious "solution" to the "puzzle". Then to add to that, Susato is annoying, the MC is being accused of murder for the second time in 2 cases, Sholmes is at his worst, the crew member framing the MC was stupid and obvious, and the case takes place in like 3 rooms. The only positive to me is that I kind of like how the snake was used as a red herring.

>>712832035
I'm not gay but I would give him a reach around.

>>712829337
wish we would have gotten more of her.

I bought TGAAC on switch because I thought it was exclusive.

>>712838070
who the fuck thought it was a good idea to have three tutorial cases

>>712841514
weird thing to notice but that's a traditional japanese styled cleaver not an english styled one

>>712841595
People who want to pad out the time for a game and think their players are too stupid to understand the systems quickly I guess.

>>712841514
i think her role got severely compressed when sales did not allow more games

>>712841595
Ironically, the third case was the only good one in the first game and the best case in its timeline

>>712827821
All TGAA girls were incredibly sexo. No other AA will ever compare.

>>712841857
proof?

>>712842795
not even the bunny girl harlots from SoJ? the clown that other people like (not me)? the little female child from the final case?
also Trucy and Athena look pretty good in 3D

>>712843609
Not comparable. TGAA delivered sexo after sexo without stopping.

>>712843609
are you really asking for proof? or is this a joke? i mean, try to find an english cleaver in that style, you won't and can't

>yfw

>>712844236
It's good that I never spoiled myself because I didn't suspect he was Watson until he arrived at England dressed like that.

>>712844104
>>712843609
i mean, as opposed to, say, this very generic japanese style cleaver with it's classic flat right angled blade
i know this is a nitpick but they were pretty diligent in sourcing era-specific tools and stuff, just surprising they overlooked this

I am no longer fucking around. Give us a new Ace Attorney game, NOW.

>>712838571
Pretty good ranking.

>>712843867
>Garrideb didn't get to cheat on his sadistic wife with this

>>712845536
Garrideb was a man of honor. I almost felt bad for his bad luck.

>>712835873
so what were you talking about?

>>712846008
now post the animation of her lighting a match with her ass

>>712846490
The AAI Collection, since that released only recently and it's the only fan translation I knew about

>>712827694 (OP)
Is this the last game or SoJ is?

>>712846734

>>712827776
That's Millenial writing for you.

>>712846008
>>712848634
Is that the main girl from Layton?

>>712848634
So I can have sex with her for 6 American cents?

I still maintain only the original trilogy was good. Investigations gets an honorable mention but anything else is just really not worth playing.

>>712848829
it's a one-off witness in GAA

I liked all the cases my first time around but replaying 1-2 and 1-4 would be annoying

>>712849191
they got me with this one ngl

>>712849191
I wish he pulled the trigger, fat ugly bastard had sex with my supposed wife

>>712827776
But enough about Sholmes

>>712850775
I will never understand why people like him, he is such a one-note character.

>>712838571
>no maid juror
How could you miss her? She was top cute.

Ema & Trucy are still sexier, sorry not sorry.
Susato & Vagina might be sexy in games but they have no nut material on pixiv / gelbooru / sadpanda.
Franziska has just like 3 good hentai pics but the bikini sex set is based, made me spill liters of penis milk.
That's about all. Peace out.

I tried the blue haired woman with the horse crop in SPNatI since she had the tags "mean" and "dom" and I was a little disappointed. I've never played ace attorney tho

>>712851341
Literally what is blud talking bout

>>712851427
he wants Franziska to crush his balls

>>712827694 (OP)
the gr8 deb8

>>712851749
Romeo

>>712851427
Strip Poker Night at the Inventory. Your other (You) was spot on, but she didn't deliver.

>>712846008
What the fuck was her problem?

>>712832976
popular meme porn artist made an animation in which she appears, except she has big naturals instead of being a flattie with fake tits

>>712852272
She had sex with too many men

>>712852272
(fire)crack addict

Why is there no Western realistic grimdark version of Law Attorney?

>Phoenix never had a Fey twin threesome
>Phoenix never had a Fey twin threesome +Pearl

>>712838571
Holmes should be in S++

Would Pearls.

>>712853923
I wouldn't fuck her even as a loli and I am a lolichad
Annoying dumb cunt

>>712853923
Would she what?

>>712852272
Found out the fat lipped dude she was hanging out with was a handsome twink and already married

>>712828667
If she's 16 in 1900, and Phoenix was in his 20s in the early 2000s, she would be 96 years old when Phoenix was born.

>>712856796
I don't remember this

>>712856935
https://aceattorney.fandom.com/wiki/Daley_Vigil

>>712827694 (OP)
The 1st game is the longest most boringest piece of shit vn I've ever played

>>712857470
I didn't like it much either but it still was more exhilarating than shit like FSN

>>712827776
Welcome to Ace Attorney. Every character is a gag that gets run into the fucking ground.

>>712855506
Make her a mommy.

>>712857470
The most boring VN I've ever played is Steins;Gate. This was thrilling in comparison.

>2019
>Last of anything actually new in the Ace Attorney franchise (the anime with that one case on a train)
>Nothing but ports since then (the DGS2 fan translation would've been finishing with or without capcom so I'm not counting it)
>2026
>Might be enough time for AA7 to actually exist and be finishing development and might get an announcement and release

Somewhat ironic that the dark age of the law coincided with the dark age of the ace attorney franchise....

At the very least Capcom seem to know that AA is bigger in the west now so we'll probably see more from them in the future.

>>712857470
If you don't get hype whenever this starts playing you aren't a man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxnvGDK0WGM

Thena my wife...

>>712827694 (OP)
Stepladders?

>>712829534
Exposition, fapping

>>712830218
because they knew it would improve her

>>712861730
No offense to the copper but her wife is sexo

>>712861993
yeah she's amazing

>>712862239
It's too unbelievable for girls who look like her to be british

the irl date of turnabout trump (4-1) is less than a year away

>>712827694 (OP)
all I got from this game was
>food analogies bad
>>712827936
dgs is done. things end. get over it.

>Oh no...

>>712862870
Is that a man in there...?

>>712862870
>darling, have you seen my knife?
>i think it fell in the drawn crossbow near the window again
>you know that damn thing has a hair trigger, oh well i have some scissors nearby, leave it there

>>712853725
>Final case.
>You have to defend a cop who shot a Black.

>>712827694 (OP)

>>712863343
>when the facial expression tells you her bodycount (hundreds)

>>712863343
she was a based lunatic

>>712838571
>Tusspells that low
>Courtney Sithe that low
Nah, you have the gayest of tastes.

>>712838571
My wife Esmeralda Tusspells is not D tier!
Brown girl from Layton deserves S

>>712863415
hundreds (of wax models to see)

No Emma? For shame.

>>712827694 (OP)
This is probably a hot take, but I think TGAA 1 is better than 2

>>712865051
1 had much better character moments than 2. And 2 rehashes so many art and audio assets that the charm wears off a bit.

>>712828263
Rather impressively every single thing you said is wrong.

>>712864786

>>712833308
Official translation is much better in TGA's case. There are a lot of English accents in this game and the fan translation got mogged hard on that front.

>>712867227
>English accents
Actually, dialects.

>>712865051
I would agree that GAA1-3 and 1-5 are better than anything in 2. People suck Drebber off but that case was retarded (oh really? You should talk to the guy who BUILT the exploding murder machine? Needed a whole day in court to hit this observation???) and he barely got to do anything before being dumpstered by the plot.