Thread 712837201

Oh no!

What a predicament!

*sniffs girl crotches*

>>712837359
There are no genders in Rescue Team DX

>>712837474
>Nidoran

>>712837201 (OP)
What would you do in this situation?

>>712837201 (OP)
what are the chances they make Explorers of Sky DX on Switch 2?

>>712838434
Go on with the story, save the world, but when I return home, I absolutely do NOT come back to the mystery dungeon world. I like my regular human life

a pokemon life in the mystery dungeon games must be pretty comfy
the only thing I need to worry about and angry legendary mons (nature) and rouge mons (niggers)

>>712838434
Remain as a pokemon if given the choice because humanity is fucked.

Oh no?!

>>712840241
>

>>712837201 (OP)
Pokemon is a Jewish psyop to turn people into mentally ill zoophiles like OP and the entire Pokemon fanbase

>>712840726
Please go outside

>>712840726
Please stay inside

>>712840726
so true, sis!
so true!

>>712840804
>haha yes I want to fuck animals and children XD
>noooooo how dare you point that out!!!?

>>712841158
that's all based though
so, so fucking based

>>712841228
shalom
how's the rats in your shelter?

>>712841314
lookin pretty sexy ngl

>>712837201 (OP)
God I wish that was me

>>712837201 (OP)
What about industrialized society???

>>712837201 (OP)
Ingest a fuckton of a real Pikachu’s cum so that I can continue talking to Pokémon after turning back

>>712841434
>cuuuuuuuummmmmmm

>>712838434
evolve into raichu and fuck defenseless pichus

>>712838434
>What would you do in this situation?

>>712838434
Probably sit at home and jack off like always. Becoming a Pokémon doesn't stop you from being an incel.

>>712837474
Erm......bro?

>>712840726
Im a zoophile but I don't blame the jews. It's probably better this way.

>>712842382
Why does his tail have an ass?

I wish I was YOUR Pokemon anon!

>>712842668
Why doesn't yours?

Kind of a shame that you never run into humans in these games, changing into a Pokemon doesn't mean much when there's only other Pokemon.

>>712838434
I find a rock to bash my skull into or try to find Arceus or Jirachi to get a human body.
That or maybe I try to find some psychic pokemon or power to swap with a human.
I'm not living my life as a fucking Pokemon.

>>712842071
literally me

>>712842760
May God hear you

>>712842760
You ARE! because I bought the life size one!

>>712837201 (OP)
man I'll never be able to like mystery dungeon. the formula just doesn't work with more than 1 character since the amount of menuing required to keep the AI from doing retarded stuff is unreal
>need to toggle a move every time I want AI to snipe someone across the room
>need to toggle tactics from energy saver and back on the fly to avoid status
>need to toggle held items to, say, redirect attacks
>need to swap use techs only and disable offensive techs to force the AI to use status moves
>if there's a ghost in the wall you are forced to open the menu to tell the AI to prioritize movement
not to mention how annoying it is to check every single goddamn tile for traps manually in the lv 1 (or lv 5) dungeons, AND to keep your retarded AI companions from falling down revealed traps without tactics (tactics unlock with level)

>>712842668
>his
>he doesn't know

>>712838434
Breed with Gardevoir

>>712837474
can you pretend to be normal for one day

I have turned into typhlosion!

>>712842071
this pic instantly became 10 times funnier in light of the teraleak

>>712844561
Why don't you take a seat over there?

>>712844378
normal as in express sexual desires for a pokemon?

>>712837201 (OP)
Im pika riiiiick

>>712844754
oh sure I don't why n-
*lunges at his feet*
FLAME CHAAARGE
*wrestles him to the ground*
INFERNOOOOO
*melts his face off*
now I'll wear your skull as a trophy

>>712844754
Bet you say that to every newly evolved Fire-type. Come on, let me roast one Pecha Berry and we’ll talk like civilized mons.

>>712838434
Lick my own paws

>>712845138
heh

>>712838434
find the biggest, meanest strongmon and smalldom them into submission

>>712838434
Complain I got turned into a pokemon I would never want to turn into, probably.

>>712843394
Yay!

let's see what you get
https://spinthewheel.app/every-pokemon
>Gender ratio
>100% female
uh oh

>>712838434
go to Hawaii and evolve, cruise around and eat pancakes

>>712847432
I win

>>712837201 (OP)
>franchise is built around a fun "what if pokemon could talk and built a pokemon society" setting
>ruined by autistic tf fags who obsess over the framing of it
it's sad, really. we could have threads like "was dusknoir ultimately justified in his actions, or was he just unable to come to terms with his fate?", but instead we have threads like "ugghhhh imagine my feet transforming into these weird crocodile feet of totodile, fuck i'm about to bust".

>>712837201 (OP)
>oh no i have been turned into a pikachu
vs
>oh no i have been turned on by a pikachu

>>712849045
Vs
FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM

>>712837201 (OP)
Oh no!

What a /vp/ thread!

>>712849350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHe-Hmw1P34&ab_channel=GreenMan

>>712845280
>>712838434
Lick his paws

>>712838434
nothing

>>712838434
>find lightning stone
>evolve to Raichu
>Vaporeon can do nothing to stop you

>>712842668
puffy vulva

Which is more Bestiality?
>You with the body of a pokemon fucking a human
>You with the mind of a human fucking a pokemon

>>712854239
You with the body of a Pokemon fucking a human. A human in the body of a Pokemon can at least feel the instincts, understand the language of a Pokemon and in some ways call itself a Pokemon. A human trying to have sex with a pokemon can not ultimately understand Pokemon in the same way, only guess.

>>712838434
Eat the first thunderstone I see and be a fat ugly bastard in the Pokemon world.

>>712847432
I haven't played since B/W what the fuck is this

>>712842071
edited?

>>712855228
Congrats you're now denser than a neutron star.

>>712855305
100% real, it's from this doujin where that Cynaquil gets fucked and fucks in every way imaginable.

>>712838434
Get fucked and bulged out by the biggest gay pokemon I could find

>>712855562
Congrats on your transition anon

>>712847432
One shot, one kill

>>712837201 (OP)
Hahahaha imagine if you were turned into a Pikachu and then a female Pikachu in heat came by rubbing her engorged vagina up against you. That would be funny, right? Hahahaha

>>712847432
>Solgaleo
Praise the sun or something? I dunno. Just being a giant lion thing is enough.

>>712837201 (OP)
>COOL! A PIKACHU!!! YOU'LL MAKE A GREAT BACKUP FOR MY RATATA

>>712838434
>begin training to learn iron tail
>meditate near the sea like a cultivator to learn surf (this is canon btw)
>go on advenutures now that I have basic coverage
>find a cute girl (or girls) in the field or fairy egg groups to use big pika cock on

>>712838434
Live in Pokemon society as a fairly average mon, eventually evolve into Raichu and be a fast guy.

>>712847432
Flygon is pretty cool, I guess. Not my first choice, but no real complaints other than having a fugly first evo.

>>712847432
Oh great. I'm a crybaby AND I have no arms.

>>712855228
>>712855346
I got the same thing, is this wheel weighted?

>>712847432
YJK

>>712847432
guess I'm training up to be a Brave fucking Bird

>>712847432
not sure if want

>>712847432
Yay! don’t fuck me pls

>>712837201 (OP)
>Not an eevee
There's a lake near where you wake up in this game, yeah? I'm going for a swim.

>>712838434
mate with every eeveelution i can find. ideally i'd be an eevee myself and not a pikachu though.

>>712838434
Get captured by some random kid who keeps me at level 4 for all eternity

>>712838434
>>712837359

>>712844561
>>712844754

>>712837474
>DX
>XD
why does pokemon like these letters so much

>>712847432
>NidoKING
BASED
Off to find my state-mandated Zangoose wife.

>>712847432
>wooloo
one of the only nu-mons i like so i'm cool with this

I just want to fuck horse pokemon!

>>712847432
>Porygon
I guess it makes sense, I am tolerant to flashing lights.

>>712863565
ooh, fascinating

>>712838434
Cultivate my aura and attain immortality. If I fail I'll leave behind an inheritance to pass along my techniques and treasures to a worthy successor.

>turn into a female pokemon
What do?

>>712863863
Rub pussy all over women

>>712863863
lay as many eggs as my body physically can

>>712840726
So fake, bro.
So fake.

Do pokemon even have genitals? We know they canon shit, but have we ever seen a pokecock?

>>712849045
I want to impregante this slut!

>>712847432
I fucking won

>>712855346
So he’s a harem protagonist?

>>712863565
This, but male ones. I want to make their giant horsecocks useless for breeding as they can only cum from the prostate orgasms I give them.

>>712847432
great i'm a fucking shinto shrine bell

>>712864265
Congratulations, you are now a giant useless duck whose only job is overseeing all the wetdreams I have about other Pokémon.

>>712847432
oh no

>>712862905
Your fate has been sealed.

>>712862905
Put it on already

>>712864914
hey I just got all my badges

>>712847432
>Got some Pokemon I never heard of
I only know about a third of them anyway

>>712838434
"fucking shit I can't unlock my phone now"

>>712842939
Agreed

>>712868761
>Become electric type
>Wirelessly charge your phone through your hands/paws while you use it
Sounds comfy

>>712838434
Buy some pokediapers to fill and rub cocks with my male companion

>>712837201 (OP)
>What a predicament!
prepikament

>>712868761
>Attempt to unlock phone
>Scratch the fuck out of it

>>712842071
Typhlosion really was the Diddy pokemon all along

Sup faggot, how's the weather? Oh right it's Windy

>>712847432
>It happened one morning - a boy with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into KADABRA.
b-bros...?

>>712873883
>Gets sued

>>712837201 (OP)
Literally what's wrong with being a Pokemon? Being a human sucks and you're weak. You get cool powers and you can do whatever you want. You don't even have to be owned by a trainer if you don't want.

what would be your dream full length (animation)?
just curious, no particular reason why...

>>712838434
Masturbate

>>712875218
Zoroark

>>712837201 (OP)
God there needs to be a brand new mystery dungeon for Switch 2, really hate that the series isn't that popular because it's way more enjoyable than the mainline games.

>>712877240
It really should be more popular. Every single Pokemon game and Fangame misses the point. We play the game for the Pokemon, not the boring humans. Cut humans out of the equation.

>>712868761
>xe locks xhey fone
lamo

>>712875218
A male Eeveelution getting jerked off, fingerbanged, throatfucked, sucked and fucked by his trainer (male). The whole nine yards with increasing intensity.

>>712868441
silly dork, pokemon can't hold badges

>>712847432
great roll
time to RAPE

>>712878682
Do you use your illusions to hold onto your human identity, or do you truly leave it all behind?

>>712838434
I'd change my name to Ling Ling.

>>712878963
in the pmd world? nah
i think i would actually just feel too guilty to actually do anything evil with the illusion powers

>>712879052
What, you want to become a reality tv star?

>>712880262
I'd do anything to have Toot lick my disappointment juices.

>>712837201 (OP)
I'm drowzee and I stalk human elementary schools.

>>712837201 (OP)
>finish all the pokemon mystery dungeon games
>try another mystery dungeon type game
>get my ass absolutely and utterly destroyed
hahaha, wow, didn't know the genre was this fucking brutal.

>>712847432
>One of my fav pokemon
Nice, would have preferred Raichu, Pawmot, or Cinderace but I'll take it.

I'd just get ditto and mew with that transformation ability so they could become whatever I want them to be.
Then I'd just stay home.. enjoying..

>>712838434
Go on adventures, save the world, have sex with partner. You know, the usual.

>>712838434
Find a cute emolga gf and have electrifying sex.

>>712847432
>have over a thousand different pokemon options
>get a black man
fuck you gamefrek

>>712883563
you need to hit up ash's mom asap

What would be your ideal scenario?
And how would this affect your choice of pokemon?
>pokemon become real and you can battle
>pokemon become real but battles are illegal
Personally I feel like the latter would be best
It would be nice to have a pokemon as a pet and the like without sending it to get burned and hacked to pieces

>>712838434
>go to alola
>Find a thunderstone
>Enjoy my free psychic powers

>>712868441
>Sylveon
I already see the story. "Oh it was a tsundere bit don't you know how sylveon evolve I actually love you you fat fuck".
I don't care if it's actually porn or not, that's the plot.

>>712847432
I have no mouth and I much scream

>>712886108
What a little slut...

>>712875218
I want more rimming animations, with the pokemon getting rimmed of course.

>>712840241
Source on this image?

>>712847432
Why do I have a giant hairy boner?

>>712886575
Autoreshiphilia

>>712886575
All Alone Trapped In Reshiram's Stomach For Eternity

Post em
https://nrosa01.github.io/pmd-quiz-online/

>>712864464
maybe a cute big boobie shrine maiden will wear you though, or a loli, whichever is fine

>>712853150
>evolve to Raichu
And lose my fingers? No, thank you. They may just be tiny little nubs but that's still better than useless paws.

>>712888924
well you sold me on both options.

>>712847432
>1st roll
>Lumineon
>2nd roll
>Cryogonal
>3rd roll
>Basculin
God damn it.

>>712891696
Embrace your inner shitmon. Let your brazen mediocrity burst forth like a match held up to an aerosol spray can.

>>712863924
Ok, Jaki-kun.

>>712847432
>Lairon
>Nidoking
>Ampharos
I just wanted Hypno goddammit.

>>712840078
meh belle is the best.

>>712837201 (OP)
Christ the mystery dungeon remakes are so soulless it's unreal

>>712847432
>inteleon
ugly as shit but at least it has hands

>>712837201 (OP)
question ? Do these games explain why you turn into a pokemon ?

>>712894665
Sometimes, but it's usually deliberately unclear.

>>712847432
WE LOVE MUDKIPZ!!!!

>>712847432
LUBBY CHUDDER

>>712847432
Well...I guess I'll just harden myself all day then.

>>712847432
>Zekrom
I just know this fucker has furry smut beyond my comprehension.

>>712886108
the animators knew what they were fucking doing!

>>712838434
Smell Eevee's butthole.

>>712847432
First roll I get "zacian" which doesn't sound like a real pokemon so I rerolled
Second roll I shit you not... I'm doomed

>>712847432
>grovyle
nice

>>712847432
Wtf is a Cosmog?

>>712897418
>First roll I get "zacian" which doesn't sound like a real pokemon so I rerolled
deserved, you literally got the strongest pokemon of all time and you chose to reroll

>>712900132
I've literally never seen it before, not my problem

>>712847432
>These Pokémon are never seen anywhere near conflict or turmoil. In recent times, they’ve hardly been seen at all.
and yet, i'm on /v/

>>712847432
>Crobat
Of all the pokemons it chose my favorite. Impressive

>>712892124
Slut fish.

>>712837201 (OP)
Bump

>>712837201 (OP)
Would you help your girlfriend pokemon should the need Arise ?

>>712845138
>Get skinned by a human

>>712909547
my anthroslop radar is going off right now

>>712909804
True, its only based if its a female feral arcanine

BUMP

>>712854953
Just give them a notepad and a pencil. They clearly understand language so writing's not that far-fetched.

>>712889856
Fellow Brave type I see

what's the best mystery dungeon game in terms of story? is rescue team dx or whatever good?
>>712847432
>cubchoo
i hate the design of this guy
hated the kid with snot dripping in wind waker too
blow your nose asshole

>>712875218
idk. that salazze by orangepeel, braxien by someguy and ninetales by derpixon really filled my hopes and dreams. I guess the unpopular sorta sexy anthro pokemon getting some love

>>712914624
>story
probably gates. super is too self-referential and derivative, rescue team is very barebones with hardly any story at all, and explorers' story isn't bad but the entire experience is bogged down by endless unskippable flashbacks and certain key phrases being repeated over and over dozens of times in one scene.

>>712916501
thanks bro

Do I get to look like this?

>>712909547
Only if she watch me do it

>>712902520
So you know that dark souls boss thats a dog with a fuckass big sword?
Thats you and you are broken beyond belief

Sweet

>>712838434
Kill my enemies

>>712838434
Sleep and chill.

>>712838434
Probably eat a berry. Take a nap.

>>712875218
Full fuck session between Syuro's Buizel and Ampharos, complete with cumflation, anal vore and hidden sex.
https://e621.net/posts?tags=Syuro+buizel+ampharos

>>712838434
go on an adventure
fuck any eeveelution i come across

Try and fuck Jessie from Team Rocket.

>>712912726
>check filename
>can't tell if a screengrab or fan art
Pokemon is weird

>>712838434
wasn't there a comic with this premise where he went around watching pokemons having sex and participating in some.

>>712863065
ah yeah this one

>>712847432
Mismagius.. I wanted to be Scrafty. :(

>>712847432
Stopped at gen 4
What the fuck in an indeedee

Something like this would make me wonder, how exactly would this sorta thing work for multiple-bodied (or minded) individuals like pic related? Would they simply control one of the many or would their mind somehow have to control the entire entity?

>>712924158
I think the idea is that these are basically some sort of symbiotic organism made from multiple independent individuals connected together, kind of like a cellular colony except at the macro level. Each one is an independent individual, but they normally and naturally live as part of a multi-body entity.
So most likely you'd become one of them, and be expected to live merged with the others, which sounds like absolute ass.

That or you somehow replace ALL of the individuals and just get to live with like 6 or 12 eyes or some shit, which would be weird but not quite as bad. But I don't think that makes much sense. Ultimately I think becoming one of these pokemon just doesn't make sense at all - some creatures are just too vastly different to have a sensible transformation into.

>>712838434
Find Pikachu Libre, challenge her to a match, get utterly ruined by her and her fat butt for all the crowd to see. Spend the next week unable to be free of the murk of her sweaty ass that she marked me with

>>712923224
Sexually dismorphic shortstack butlers.

>>712847432
>https://spinthewheel.app/every-pokemon
>Hoopa

Uh, I guess I can make portals back to the real world whenever? Honestly as far as random pokemon to get, Hoopa is a bit busted.