Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:25:22 PM No.712841985
Why did gamers hate Lord of Ring Gollum?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:27:59 PM No.712842201
>/v/ begs for the return of soulful AA indie games only to fall for the journo propaganda against this game hook, line and sinker
An embarrassing time to be on this board.
An embarrassing time to be on this board.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:28:59 PM No.712842294
>>712842201
It was fucking terrible.
It was fucking terrible.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:30:26 PM No.712842418
>>712841985 (OP)
Because I can't coom to gollum
Because I can't coom to gollum
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:31:44 PM No.712842531
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:42:27 PM No.712843493
it was a visual novel so badly optimized the casual audience couldn’t play it
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:44:40 PM No.712843683
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:03:58 PM No.712845342
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:05:26 PM No.712845479
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:20:26 PM No.712846769
Justice.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:22:22 PM No.712846941
>>712845968
>>712845342
More specifically the joke is the in-game font was just basic Arial so he could overplay text and it actually looked like part of the game.
>>712845342
More specifically the joke is the in-game font was just basic Arial so he could overplay text and it actually looked like part of the game.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:23:24 PM No.712847021
>>712841985 (OP)
It was buggy on consoles and clearly not worth 60$.
That's it.
Otherwise it was a perfectly mediocre 30$ game.
It was buggy on consoles and clearly not worth 60$.
That's it.
Otherwise it was a perfectly mediocre 30$ game.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:25:29 PM No.712847184
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:31:57 PM No.712847710
>>712841985 (OP)
Because it sucks?
Because it sucks?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:56:24 PM No.712849605
It was too esoteric.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:17:46 PM No.712851235
>>712845479
What the hell?
What the hell?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:24:52 PM No.712851802
>>712841985 (OP)
>play as a disgusting worm of a character crawling around dingy Orc mines for hours!
>play as a disgusting worm of a character crawling around dingy Orc mines for hours!
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:34:04 PM No.712852561
>>712841985 (OP)
Gollum is the biggest representative of how wasted the LOTR IP has been over the last decade.
Gollum is the biggest representative of how wasted the LOTR IP has been over the last decade.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:40:30 PM No.712853078
>>712841985 (OP)
/v/ hated it because it doesn't have cute girls
resetera hated it because it reminded them of themselves
reddit hated it because it didn't feature black folx
Youtubers hated it because the devs didn't pay them to play the game
Reviewers hated it because they got filtered by glitches
Userreviews trashed it because it isn't on Switch
/v/ hated it because it doesn't have cute girls
resetera hated it because it reminded them of themselves
reddit hated it because it didn't feature black folx
Youtubers hated it because the devs didn't pay them to play the game
Reviewers hated it because they got filtered by glitches
Userreviews trashed it because it isn't on Switch
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:40:33 PM No.712853081
>>712841985 (OP)
In an ocean of mid and below average games, one accursed game came floating up from the terrible depths and was briefly carried aloft by a wave of purest shit. Those who looked upon that terror could not avert their eyes, nor could they quite believe what they saw after all this time. Once the wave had passed and the loathsome sight was obscured by the waters, consigned to the lightless abyss for all time, the onlookers spoke not a single word to each other, but they all shared the same thought: "now that's what a real shit game looks like"
In an ocean of mid and below average games, one accursed game came floating up from the terrible depths and was briefly carried aloft by a wave of purest shit. Those who looked upon that terror could not avert their eyes, nor could they quite believe what they saw after all this time. Once the wave had passed and the loathsome sight was obscured by the waters, consigned to the lightless abyss for all time, the onlookers spoke not a single word to each other, but they all shared the same thought: "now that's what a real shit game looks like"
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:43:17 PM No.712853275
>>712841985 (OP)
>take dev known for making small point and click adventure games
>give them huge IP
>force them to do a third-person cinematic stealth platformer which they have no experience in
>take dev known for making small point and click adventure games
>give them huge IP
>force them to do a third-person cinematic stealth platformer which they have no experience in
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:02:13 AM No.712854801
He won the argument.