>/v/ begs for the return of soulful AA indie games only to fall for the journo propaganda against this game hook, line and sinker
An embarrassing time to be on this board.
>>712845968 >>712845342
More specifically the joke is the in-game font was just basic Arial so he could overplay text and it actually looked like part of the game.
>>712841985 (OP)
/v/ hated it because it doesn't have cute girls
resetera hated it because it reminded them of themselves
reddit hated it because it didn't feature black folx
Youtubers hated it because the devs didn't pay them to play the game
Reviewers hated it because they got filtered by glitches
Userreviews trashed it because it isn't on Switch
>>712841985 (OP)
In an ocean of mid and below average games, one accursed game came floating up from the terrible depths and was briefly carried aloft by a wave of purest shit. Those who looked upon that terror could not avert their eyes, nor could they quite believe what they saw after all this time. Once the wave had passed and the loathsome sight was obscured by the waters, consigned to the lightless abyss for all time, the onlookers spoke not a single word to each other, but they all shared the same thought: "now that's what a real shit game looks like"
>>712841985 (OP) >take dev known for making small point and click adventure games >give them huge IP >force them to do a third-person cinematic stealth platformer which they have no experience in
