WHAT IS WRONG WITH VALVE??

>>712850824 (OP)
qrd on this whole thing?

>>712851651
Fags submit a game for review (it usually takes 3-4 days to a week). Valve remains radio silent for 42 days. That's basically it.
However they're a dev with a bunch of published games so it's really weird that they're basically just ghosting them.

>>712850824 (OP)
just buy it somewhere else retard

>>712851835
so in other words there was most likely an error somewhere and they need to go to customer support.
man that was easy, they should pay me.

>>712851651
Loli incest

>>712851929
I would assume they are trying to contact them on a regular basis, otherwise the whole thing would just be super fucking retarded, but maybe I'm expecting too much common sense out of people, who knows.

>>712851651
Game was supposed to be released last month on steam, now is on review limbo and they been ghosted by valve for some reason

C'mon, Valve made a big announcement how they'd allow all games as long as they weren't "Illegal or trolling," surely they wouldn't go back on their word.

>>712850824 (OP)
they're just going to get this generic message.
a lot of jap devs have been getting boned recently.

>>712852816
They've rejected Vita games that were sold in North American Gamestops at this point dude. They hate anime and Japan and want you dead.

>>712852983
>They
*Mary

>>712852816
You see, the things Valve wants and the things a few interns in particular want are very different.

>>712850824 (OP)
They released a garbage song recently so they deserve this

>>712853109
Mary is god at Valve, nobody is allowed to question her.

>>712850824 (OP)
I don't care about Valve, but this whole shitshow also showed how thin-skinned and unprofessional the Sekai Project staff is. Their PR and "damage control" on xitter and Steam is embarrassing.
Also, they should have expected some resistance from Valve and not set a release date before deciding whether to wait for Steam's Greenlight.

valve niggers are disgusting faggots that constantly cry about muh dei but their beloved corpo is piece of shit sjw jew loving faggot trash money laundromat

>>712853115

>>712851651
That game in particular is about 2 lolis getting dicked. The one on the right is the MCs biological sister

>>712854473
Why is she crying?

>>712850824 (OP)
first time?

>>712854367
>waifu
your "waifu" are two normal ass white chicks from Vancouver larping as dogs. Get a grip

>>712854936
is this from anything in specific?

>>712850824 (OP)
There is a korean inside valve with enough influence to reject and approve games
>But why would a korean do that to japanese games?
You know how much japan make koreans seethe

>>712856118
>a valve moderator locking a thread that is devolving about pedophilia
I dont think you need to have a IQ of 20 to figure out that Valve is required by US law to stop that. As is 4chan
In what universe are you living in that you thought you should be able to get away with that?

>>712856118
>Seething about nothing again
Complete paranoia schizokek

>>712850824 (OP)
Honestly if I was Valve, I'd stay silent just to piss these whiners off.

>>712851835
They're trying to make the devs withdraw their submission by waiting them out. It's their polite way of declining them without actually declining them.

>>712855232
Fucking hot. I love some pale canuck pussy.

>>712854473
I saw the CGs and holy fuck she's so flat.

>>712857435
pretty sure they're some asian mixed race with westerns which makes them really uncanny

>>712857692
How flat?

reminder that GOG has a lot of games that get declined/banned from steam

>>712860237
mosquito bites flat

>>712856689
I'm not American

>>712860430
What games.

>>712855993
Amane from Tenshi Souzou. It's translated. And she's best girl, by far.

>>712850824 (OP)
All this nonsense and the vn is an hour long

>>712861171
there have been several, i don't keep track of them since i just notice in threads here or there. i do know that it happened with evenicle 2 and i think beat blades haruka also is in this situation.

>>712853238
>her
Sure lmao.

>>712860430
I'm pretty sure they're planning to port the series to mobile, but yeah how come they never ported the games to GOG?

>>712852949
damm, they should just make everyone a oppai loli that should work.

>>712850824 (OP)
Gabe obviously wants to keep it for himself and his employees

>>712857351
>polite
There's a $100 deposit for having your game reviewed. If the devs pull out, they forfeit the money.
Valve is unironically scamming them out of a hundred bucks.

>>712854473
They actually fuck? I thought it was just ecchi. No wonder valve is radio silent, they'd have to patch the hell out of that.

>>712854473
catbox it

>>712865264
Do you know what you're talking about? This is like every other Nekopara, it's released all-ages by default and then you have to patch _IN_ the adult content.

Campo Santo trannies are too strong.

>>712865690
he's probably talking about this https://files.catbox.moe/dlil4f.jpg

>>712865801
I'm saying you[d have to go scorched earth patching to be safe.

>>712850824 (OP)
It's still beyond me.
Even eroge about fucking cats have ironic sjw troon weebs. Just how?

>>712866240
there are trans Rance fans dude

>>712865971
Nice
Definitely explains valve's silence

>>712866240
Even Katawa Shoujo had to be patched to be on steam

>>712851651
Trannies want CSAM on Steam. Aren't getting it, mald on /v/ about it.

>>712865971
WHERE'S HER NEKO EARS?

>>712865971
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY EYES

>>712851651
Tranime game has lolis in it, Steam doesn't want it on their platform but also doesn't want to deal with a legion of autistic pedos on twitter so doesn't officially deny it, just ignores it.

>>712869612
She puts them on for her next scene. And Cinnamon gives her the tail.

>tranime
go back

i dont understand how a game like that can be banned but other pedophile games in plain sight like Onirism run rampant?

is it literally "its okay when japan does it" ?

>>712870002
Perfection
https://files.catbox.moe/alqa92.jpg

>>712870259
>Onirism
Bait used to be believable

>lowercase catposter

Why do troons get mad at cute anime cat girls?

>>712870841
Cute aggression at work, as usual. They know deep down that they can't ever pass for a cute girl, so they feel threatened by FICTIONAL ones.

>>712866515
How the fuck?

Valve is probably having a lot of meetings about what to do with the obviously pedo but popular game.

>>712864753
anon, the game mentioned in the post you replied to IS an oppai loli game. They don't care.
If your game has an anime art style and suggestive themes you can randomly be hit by a ban and there's nothing you can do to prevent it, other than maybe partner with one of the big publishers who seem to be able to get games through consistently. Even without suggestive themes occasionally games with a similar art style eat a ban anyways.

>>712869969
>>712870113
Resetera may be more your style, friends

>>712871579
I imagine they know if they outright ban it it'll probably be another chaos;head and get a bunch of articles calling them out so they've chosen to soft ban it like this instead.

>>712871598
Valve doesn't allow games with underage smut. It doesn't matter if "she is totally eighteen wink wink" or oppai loli. Your retarded game would get slapped with a ban the second they saw the schoolgirl uniform you cluelessly attached

>>712852949
It's not allowing resubmissions that's shitty. Valve has some super degenerate loli games on steam that I see advertised to me that they're clearly fine with hosting. Let the devs make a damn patch.

>>712871749
friendly fire

>>712871598
The oppai doesn't matter, if she's a loli, she's a loli, and that's what valve cares about.
Dunno how old that one's supposed to be, but it probably doesn't help that the first game features a 6 year old.

>>712871936
Why? You don't get to re-do job interviews or exams or whatever else you fucked up. Why would they literally double their workload just because jap devs are too stupid to follow the tiny list of submission rules?

>>712872096
>jap devs are too stupid to follow the tiny list of submission rules?
that's just it, they're banning games that have massive adult titties too.
and then they give a reason like "uhhh no kids. no retry lol."

Someone just report VNs. Discord, sharty, gcj, twitter.

>>712872096
Because they clearly do not actually have a problem hosting the games so long as the parts they have a problem with aren't in them (and even then they can be pretty damn lenient). So just let the devs strip the out into a patch and resubmit.

>>712872210
Complete bullshit. Name one.

>>712872545
Chaos Head was banned.

>>712866240
>>712866515
>lolis are the ultimate filter
its over...

>>712872545
NTA, but the only one I can think of was that one mary shot down with the flatty 19 year old because 'she' thought she acted like a child. Basically went full australia. Was definitely the worst case I've seen of valve's borked review system.

>>712865971
>>712870336
God she's so fucking flat.

>>712872675
It doesn't even have sex scenes.

>>712872675
>adults
>chaos:head
That's the game where the highschool protagonist has schizo fantasies about masturbating to all his highschool classmates, who appear in lingerie. It only got a pass because it's a delusion.

>>712872697
The restaurant one, with the "19" year old who had never heard about sex, had never seen people nude, was so innocent and loli-coded that she thought pin-up models were taking a shower when shown a magazine with naked women on top of soapy cars.
As clearly established, making a loli and pretending she is not loli doesn't work.

Really great that our girl Sayori delivered on blood-related sibling incest sex.

Don't care about Steam. Games like this shouldn't be on Steam to begin with. Or translate in English at all.

>>712873010
Chaos:head is all-age game wothout porn. You can buy it in walmart on switch.

>>712873010
Why did konoha, mad island, loli harem farming, monochrome sister, and a whole slew of other loli games get onto steam then?

>valve GCJ apologist ITT
Every time.

>stuck in review queue hell
valve needs to hire more folks

>>712873185
Age is a number when I like content, chud.

>>712873070
Yeah sure, faggot.
>Noooo walmart sells it!
>the mega corpo who knows nothing about games is equipped to tell us what's in games!

If we are going by that kind of logic, then I can say it has a gallery in e-hentai too and those guys probably know better than fucking walmart.

https://e-hentai.org/g/280277/fc2e8b6a52/

>>712873185
Because they were not retarded and censored the content correctly, obviously? Let me turn the question back around, why do you think some loli games DON'T get into Steam if some do?

>greentext noooo template
>censored the content correctly
(You)

>>712873690
>retard thinks he has an ace in the hole (too pussy to quote tho)
>posts a game from before Steam's loli content rules
>the sequel did get banned, but he doesn't mention that

>>712873489
>Because they were not retarded and censored the content correctly, obviously?
Konoha's highly defined 12 year old tits are right in the thumbnail and lolis run aroun dhalf naked in mad island and can be tortured and eaten, just not fugged

>>712873489
>Because they were not retarded and censored the content correctly, obviously? Let me turn the question back around, why do you think some loli games DON'T get into Steam if some do?
We[re basically on the same page here. Just let the devs patch it up and resubmit.

>>712873839
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1961950/CHAOSHEAD_NOAH/
Still on the Steam, retard.

>>712871830
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashcroft_v._Free_Speech_Coalition
You and Valve are in the wrong here, objectively.

>>712854473
>>712865971
>the reason valve takes so much is because they're all passing around and jerking off to it
understandable

>>712852983
Reviewers are mentally ill, there's not a single logic thought process behind their actions.

>>712873980
>Not a gamedev
Stupid, you can’t resubmit it again. They are locked out.

This review process is literally worse than an AI bot

>>712874165
nta, but valve isn't going to risk steam dealing with credit card jews for loli porn. Their review system is stupid and inconsistent, but the stance they have makes sense, even if nebulous as hell.

>>712874309
I'm saying they should be allowed to resubmit. Follow the reply chain.

>>712874547
If that was going to happen, they would have already done so over the eroge that Valve already let through years ago, like Evenicle. All that is still listed and purchasable. Meanwhile, they've gone completely off the handle banning censored versions of console games like Tokyo Clanpool. There is no excuse for Valve's behavior. Chaos;Head should have been the clearest indicator of this.

>>712873921
In what universe? Are you pretending to be retarded and not to understand the concept of removing all the sexual content and putting it on a patch? Like Mad Island does too?

https://emadeplus.com/dlc/

>>712874117
Look at this idiot retard talking about Chaos:Head when he is quoting posts about Evenicle AND I previously said Chaos:Head got a pass. God, the people who constantly whine about game bans really are not the brightest.

>>712874165
Nice try but it doesn't apply to porn games.
>n. Writing for the majority, Justice Anthony M. Kennedy argued that the CPPA would prohibit speech that is clearly not obscene by the definition established in Miller v. California (1973)—viz., that a work is obscene if, taken as a whole, it appeals to prurient sexual interests, is patently offensive by community standards, and is devoid of literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.

>>712865971
uoh

>>712875221
This one, in the image you just posted.

>>712875509
>I am in fact pretending to be retarded
Should have started with that.

>>712875221
Are you here just to aggressively argue? What is even your stance?

>>712875570
Konoha still looks like a sexualized loli and a blatantly obvious porn game to me dude, but sure, keep pretending that looks kosher and innocent.

>>712875221
>Look at this idiot retard talking about Chaos:Head
Yes I'm talking about Chaos:Head, retarded valvecuck. Because it was rejected and, according to (You) and Steam, it had problematic sexual content. Yet it's still here. Sexual and problematic game.
>"It only got a pass because it's a delusion."
Yet it was rejected because of those delusions. If not for massive uproar it would be still banned on steam. Hello Goodbye was banned without a second chance.
>posts a game from before Steam's loli content rules
It was released in 2018. After Steam's loli content rules.

>>712875221
>Nice try but it doesn't apply to porn games.
>The burden should not, however, fall on the speaker to prove that his speech is lawful, instead of on the government to prove that it is not. Furthermore, such an affirmative defense is "incomplete on its own terms" because it "allows persons to be convicted in some instances where they can prove children were not exploited in the production."
Burden is on the government to go after these things and prove they're harmful and obscene, and actual minors not being exploited in production tips it in favor of not being illegal. Works like these have been sold in the US for decades with no issues afterwards, so it furthers that point.
Besides, Valve isn't just banning porn games, they're banning literal (already censored) Vita games, all-ages VNs and H-games with the H already removed, like thread related; do you really think they didn't already remove the H-scenes from Nekopara After's Steam build when that is standard practice by now?

>>712850824 (OP)
This bit is funny, I hope they keep it up.

>>712854762
It's a natural reaction for girls.
On our first time I asked my gf if it hurt or anything and she said that it's normal to tear up a bit during sex.

>>712876164
ENTER

>>712868593
Trannies are the ones gatekeeping it because it isn't CSAM.

>>712875996
>Desperately trying to save face
>only embarrasses himself more by thinking like a child and thinking Evenicle, release date 28th june 2018, was not already in review before the guidelines were introduced twenty days earlier.

>>712876164
>do you really think they didn't already remove the H-scenes from Nekopara After's Steam build when that is standard practice by now?

I dunno, ask those retards. Wouldn't be the first time they fuck up.

>>712873065
>Or translate in English at all
This, right here. Ideally you should all just learn Japanese but any translation but english would work.

>>712851651
Woketards and trannies got themselves into position of power, revealed their hate for everything youthful and beautiful and started abusing the shit out of their newfound power.

Meanwhile they're busy diddling real kids posing as "influencers" irl

>>712876482
That's how yo do it. Whatever it takes.
Valve just needs to let devs do this and resubmit if they must.

>>712876164
You're right but when all is said and done thus just boils down to sentimentalism that's been plagueing our society for decades now. Slacktivists wanting to convince themselves they're doing some good and not just a waste of air think dunking on drawings are going to make the likes of Epstein and their elite class friends go away, which is really cute but ultimately pathetic when you stop to think about it. They couldn't touch the likes of Elon or Trump so they settled for some drawings instead.

>>712854473
That ain't no neko.

>>712876552
>was not already in review before the guidelines were introduced twenty days earlier
They can ban and remove any game after release retard.
And once again. Chaos:Head is still not banned. That's the game where the highschool protagonist has schizo fantasies about masturbating to all his highschool classmates, who appear in lingerie.

>>712877056
It was banned but the lashback was big enough and was timed right at the release of steamdeck so steam had no choice but to retract the ban - which shows that there are zero negative repercussion for allowing such game on their store and anyone trying to say otherwise is just outright lying.

>>712854762
She has been waiting for literally the entirety of the series for that cock

>>712878227
I think the optics of it even being allowed on the switch were so bad valve was forced to capitulate.
If only the inverse were true.

>>712878956
And then late last year they banned a censored version of Tokyo Clanpool, the same censored version that released on Switch in Asia. So they lied when they said they're reevaluating their process after Chaos Head.

The problem can't be loli or incest or else this wouldn't be available for purchase on steam.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2429860/Living_With_Sister_Monochrome_Fantasy/

>>712881049
Just because a few low profile lolis slipped past doesn't mean they didn't mark loli as problematic. If someone makes a big enough stink they could probably retroactively ban it, see No Mercy.

>>712883869
No Mercy was pulled by the dev themselves because 'teens were trying to dox them

>>712854762

>>712850824 (OP)
They know about the offsite sex patch and rather not allow the game to profit as the result.

>>712884649

>>712881049
there is no real standard
its just that some games WILL cause more fuss than others even if they have the same contentious content. there are many rape, incest, loli games on steam but nekopara is a "household" name so to speak so more eyes will be drawn to it, which means more trouble from tranny town

>>712876648
I will troll trannies now who cares if a bunch of retards cancel me

>>712865971
>>712870336
I have waited years for this

>>712865971
I dont like the random dressed girl

>>712886973
You fuck her too

valve has more important things to do

>>712852949
>app
Fuck them and fuck their families.

>>712872096
Because valve 'rules' are just like 4chin rules or any other internet rule- they not only make no sense, they're only applied randomly or when convenient.

>>712873489
Eat shit and die
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2255970/Nachtsama_is_quitting_being_the_demon_king/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2529520/Magical_Girl_Konoha/