Schafersisters lost, snoodbros won. Nintendo makes the based decision once again

>>712853040 (OP)
bruh they were NEVER going to cast some ugly gangly looking trans person as the ethereal [princess in a family oriented adventure movie.

So who does /v/ want Link to be then?

>>712853248
Steve Buscemi

>>712853040 (OP)
inb4 quirky Zelda and she interrupts Link every time he tries to talk

inb4 Ganon not being Arab discourse

inb4 Tingle is actually hot

>>712853164
she literally looks like Zelda chud

>>712853248
It will be some random blond English schoolboy. This board will be overrun with threads talking about how much they want to fuck him, whilst simultaneously saying all Muslims are paedophiles and should be killed.

>>712853248
Popular actor Pedro Pascal of course!

>>712853336
and Link looks at the camera and says "EXCUUUUSE me Princess!"

>>712853248
Idris Elba

>>712853364
*he

>>712853325
>>712853443
>>712853397
Too old

>>712853164
>trans
>person

>>712853040 (OP)
>based decision
The "based" decision would not only to not make any movies but to mot have even gone in the trend-chasing direction of following the open-world meme with botw to begin with. TOTK is the same game resold, all the console companies suck ass as do modern /v/edditors stuck in console-warring false dichotomies and assumptions

>>712853482
*she /v/aggot

If the movie ever breaks from Links perspective outside flashback/magic bullshit it won't be worth watching.
It would be very easy to create something that would satisfy most crowds, but you need the right people in charge. Given its been this long since they bothered maybe its time. More likely just a "This is so much money we can't say no" type deal though.

Movie is shit if they make Link talk

>>712853040 (OP)
I have 0 faith they can do Ganon justice

>>712853040 (OP)
Rumor is it’s pic rel. 17 years old
I haven’t seen her in anything but I guess she could be decent

>>712853336
Tingle should be some ultra buff chad as a joke.

>>712853414
It would be the CHICKEN JOCKEY moment for Nintendo nerds.

>>712853040 (OP)
Don't care because it's live action slop

>>712853414
inb4 "I can't wait to bomb some dudongos" is seen as a slur and everyone gasps

>>712853902
inb4 Henry Cavil Tingle but he's digitally shrunk down like a Hobbit

I feel Ever Anderson is the obvious choice for Zelda. She’s the right age and her mother has starred in several Japanese vidya adaptations, so she’s groomed for the part

>>712853934
it would make my eyes roll back till they broke.

>>712853414
No, it woukd be "Ican't wait to bomb some dodongos"

>>712853364
Does he? And no, they aren't going to adapt Twilight Princess.

>>712853364
Hunter Schafer would had been a good Link, change my mind. You can even play the "le cool genderbend subversion" card if you want.

Cast him.

>>712853414
kino

so, do we even know what version we are talking about here?

Skyward Sword? Ocarina? Breath of the Wild?

>>712854224
Danny Devito

>>712854221
He looks like shit the second he's not in carefully posed pictures.

>>712853040 (OP)
This was obvious from the start. If it's a hit there will be sequels and you can't have hags running around pretending to be a teenage princess.

>>712854224
Jack Black
Not even joking

>>712853040 (OP)
I said in every thread, Zelda has to be a teenager! All the actresses people kept pointing out were too old, tranny or not.
Except maybe Emma Myers that is right in the limit but just because she's cute.

>>712854224
Danny Devito, obviously.

>>712854314
DiC/Captain N

>>712853248
The tranny that Kojima wants to fuck unironically would be a good Link.

>>712854406
>>712854319
He's like 80

>>712853867
It's just going to be Dwayne the Rock Johnson again, calling it.

>>712854093
Keep that family away from any more vidya
Monster Hunter was a travesty

>>712854221
He looks alright but I don't want any of that LGBTQ nonsense associated with Legend of Zelda.

>>712854314
Original story, dude. Expect elements from many games, but they won't directly adapt any of them.

>>712853040 (OP)
>No young link
I can already tell is garbage

>>712854476
Bobby Moynihan

>>712854480
he'd have to be hurt and beaten by another person in a fight, which The Rock will not allow.

>>712854574
yaaasss Link

>>712853040 (OP)
>16-23
We need to go lower, everyone knows girls peak at 14.

>>712854093
based

>>712853894
She had a great dumper on young Sheldon

>>712853894
Victory Van Tuyl

>>712854476
Still doing Sunny.

>>712853894
>>712854093
Both of these girls are too obviously born in the 2010s. Schafer is still better for either role simply because he has a gaunt, square face similar to that of medieval nobles

debra wilson

>>712854968
As Impa?

>>712854938
Where he's playing an old man

>>712853040 (OP)
No shit. they wouldn’t let a dude play a princess.

>>712854968
I would honestly fucking love that version because it would be so completely fucking off the wall retarded.

>>712854959

>>712855043
That's basically the whole cast.

>>712853248
Someone around age 16 to 19 with Zelda being younger, ideally they do OoT adaptation with child 12 year old Link at the start and end but the movie is mostly 20 year old adult Link but thats not happening

>>712853040 (OP)
it's gonna be tom holland and zendaya anyway.

>>712855051
>not letting some tranny faggot play a queen

to on the nose

Why did people push hunter schafer to be Zelda like it was going to happen? It clearly didn't make sense.

>>712855172
if Hollywood had their way, it would be.

but Miayamoto has complete creative control.

>>712855237
>why do delusional trannies push their delusions that will never in a million years happen?
Truly a mystery for the ages.

>>712855237
to Own the Chuds, as always.

>>712854919
>29
Wow, she can pass as someone way younger.

This movie will only be good if they base it off A Link to the Past so we get picrel as Zelda's design.

>>712855367
Nah, buccal fat removal is just admitting you're a hag.

>>712854224
Me.

>>712854574
Kid protagonist would be a tough sell in live action considering Link has to do a lot of sword fighting.

Nintendo clearly wants an older skewing demographic for this movie.

Guys can have cool monsters and fight scenes and girls get to have the Link/Zelda shipping teasing in the story.

>>712854480
I think Momoa could do all right. He's not afraid to ham it up, and can be very intense and menacing.

>>712855237
He would make for a great Link admittedly

>>712855460
I don't see that on her

>>712855451
I do hope the casting has a feet test.

>>712853716
*he
*actually

>>712855024
As Dead Hand.

>>712853716
Hahahahaha, they're a man and you're not changing my mind, you just won't!

>>712855480
he's not intimidating

>>712855558
Because she removed it, dipshit. Reading comprehension.

>>712855237
For one of three reasons
>Delusional trannies trying to push the literal only notable tranny actor, they fancast Schafer as every single blonde female character, Zelda, Gwen Stacy, Samus, Supergirl, whoever
>Very virtuous and heroic people wanting to be SEEN advocating for it and saying "SHE would be PERFECT do it Nintendo"
>Trolls who think it would be funny
There was never any chance whatsoever of it happening, his name will never even come up once in the entirety of the film's production. Not only because he's a tranny and would immediately plunge the film into automatically polarizing political territory Nintendo would avoid at all costs, but he's also too old anyway, they want teenagers for Link at Zelda.

>>712855460
>anon doesn't know what rouge is

>>712855654
I don't see that on her

>>712855634
He used to be

>>712855790
Uh oh, bot's broken.

>>712855836
I don't know who the girl is but there's literally no sign whatsoever of "muh buccal fat removal".

>>712855959
Then where's her buccal fat?

>>712855829
I mean, maybe in Stargate he was a little intimidating but certainly not villainous

>>712855836
I don't see that on her

>>712853164
Would've made a better Link

>>712853248
Arnold schwarzenegger son.

>>712856082
Oh shit, it might actually be a 75 IQ jeet with oneitis. Didn't consider that angle.

>>712856082
Game of Thrones?

>>712853443
I'll take him as Ganondorf.

Gina Carano as OoT Impa

She's the perfect size and is an IRL muscle mommy.

>>712856387
This photo is from 2009, anon.

>>712856270
didn't really get an intimidating aura on him, more annoyed with existing than anything

>>712856212
I don't see that on her

>>712853248
Unironically tom holland

>>712856469
Still would.

>>712856595
he's too fucking old and looks nothing like Link.

>>712855478
???? Just make the kid kill some monsters , how is that hard

Summer Howell is 21 and looks very Celtic, I would pick her for Zelda

If Malon doesn't have porn star tier tits I'm going to riot.

>>712856708
even this photo is like six years old
she's fat as fuck now

>>712856739
Could be done in anime but wouldn't come off as believable in live action.

>>712853040 (OP)
Any proof of this? Or just a rumor?

>>712856813
>flat
No thanks

>>712856920
STILL WOULD FAGGOT

Stella Grace Fitzgerald is 15, could they fudge it?

>>712853040 (OP)
Potential 16 year old Zelda titties....

Here's my choice. Already proven she can act. Has the rounded features of modern Zelda. Not the angular features of old and busted Zelda.

>>712857124
They would need to make-up her freckles away.

Zelda doesn't have freckles.

>>712857124
Hollywood will not want someone this attractive and white, they will want a Jew.

Nintendo will say otherwise, who knows what we will get.

>snood
She’s 23. Too old.
Should be Snood Jr!

>>712853443
Would unironically make a good ganondorf

>>712857213
>cute little budding breasts of a Hyrulian princess.....

Oh my.

>>712857229
She looks 35

>>712857242
The new Buffy is white. So is the new Carrie. It happens

>>712857229
Zelda can look and dress however they want since there's no one definitive look for her. But I guarentee you Link will wear a green tunic in this movie.

>>712853248
A woman

>>712857124
I'll allow it

Will Link and Zelda be white or Japanese? or will they be black considering Nintendo has gone woke?

>>712857349
>budding
16 not 11 you moron.

>>712857557
White.

>>712857641
Aryan, pure.

>>712857641
It's 2025 anon. They'll be either asian or black. There is zero chance they'll be white. People would lose their shit.

sorry what is op talking about. I dunno whats going on in here.
t.clueless boomer

>>712857573
She's a late bloomer!!

>>712857876
Shut up, dumbass.

>>712853894
Ass too fat

>>712858019
How am I a dumbass? The Legend of Zelda is a japanese franchise. They'll probably be japanese but since it's 2025 and an american studio will probably be involved like illumination was with the mario movie they might make some characters black for wokeness like Zelda or Link

>>712856813
She so pale

>>712857876
They will be white. Nintendo will be playing it safe with Legend of Zelda exactly the same way they played it safe with Super Mario Bros, albeit without as many big name actors as they can no longer cast solely based on name recognition. There will be name actors in the supporting cast, but Link and Zelda will be likely unknowns. White and blonde (whether natural or dyed), as they are in the game. It will draw likely on Breath of the Wild, as the biggest selling game, and Ocarina of Time, as the most famous game, and play it safe as a straightforward nice fantasy adventure, without rocking any boats.

No, I don't want to hear your retort about "girlbosses" or something.

>>712857557
White, but a couple of dumpy xanax zombies and not some theater kids plucked from a remote swiss village.

>>712858156
>The Legend of Zelda is a japanese franchise. They'll probably be japanese
oh yeah like Mario was played by a Japanese man, not an American actor

>>712855451
Her Smash model really is adorable.

>>712858156
You mean like how Zelda games have an entire race of brown women?

Is that woke?

>>712858258
to be fair, if anyone can be depicted as a girlboss, its like half the Zelda's.

TP and BoTW are total "girlbosses", and in BoTW's case its part of her development to get completely fucking owned after thinking she was hot shit.

>Zelda won't be a tranny
B-BUT... LE HUNTER BEING PERFECT FOR ZELDA... WE WERE SUPPOSED TO OWN DA CHOODS...

>>712858156
It's a hollywood movie. It's not a Japanese movie for only the Japanese audience. Japan makes their own fucking movies for that. In case you haven't realized, everything Nintendo does is global minded now.

>>712858156
They're not making one of those Japan-only anime adaptations like Attack on Titan or Parasyte, anon. They're making a blockbuster film, with an American director, and they want it to succeed. Nintendo are very eager for this new venture into films to take off. It worked great with Super Mario Bros, they made a bundle, and the film was liked by fans. They're going to want to duplicate that for Legend of Zelda, their most acclaimed franchise.

>>712858379
no, because they are hot and sexually charged.

Nobody actually ever thought that Hunter Schafer was perfect to play Zelda, they literally just wanted a political win, you couldn't find a single person mentioning this supposed cast without mentioning "le transphobes"
Wokies live mindbroken.

>>712858640
I just want a Samus movie, its way better for film than Zelda.

just do Samus's origins, training as a youth, and time in the military, then setting off for Zebes, sequel could be about Zebes and the Metroid Planet or Metroid Planet and Zebus for Super Metroid.

>>712858441
>thinking she was hot shit.

She did no such thing. She was frustrated at her inability to unlock her sacred powers.

There’s only one correct answer

>>712858718
And you would NEVER see them post anything other than the exact same picture of Schafer with the hairdo that very vaguely looks like the braids that Twilight Princess Zelda had. That there are about sixteen Zelda designs from the series and TP is only one of them, or that TP is unlikely to be any kind of major inspiration for the film, never seemed to come up. Because look, his hair is sort of like TP Zelda's hair, a bit. Never mind the tree trunk neck, look at the HAIR.

If he supposedly looked "more like Zelda than Zelda does", as I saw claimed several times, then surely all photos of him ought to look like Zelda, right?

>>712858825
>and the Metroid Planet or Metroid Planet

Slow down son.

>>712858825
Metroid is not a blockbuster series. It's a beloved series, but they aren't selling tens of millions per game. They'd have to be well into an established Nintendo film brand before they attempted that.

>>712859013
He would be perfect for a LotR elf.

>>712853248
Brandon Spink

>>712853040 (OP)
>Directed by Wes Ball
>Financed in association with Sony
Are you guys shitposting or you people actually retarded enough to give two shits about this garbage?

>>712858825
I've always thought Metroid could work in an animated series like Samurai Jack/Primal. Minimal to no dialogue with a lot of atmosphere and action.

>>712859013
he looks like a metal dude here lol

>>712859126
yes this is the way.

>>712853040 (OP)
>the tranny is 26
based nintendo. they put out this info to silently confirm its not happening

>>712859248
Yeah pretty much, I'm sure they don't want any tranny adjacent publicity surrounding their movie for kids that they don't fucking want to bomb like all Disney crap.

>>712859091
Not with that beak nose he wouldn't

>>712853336
>>712853902
>inb4 Jack Black as Tingle

>>712859013
I loved Children of Bodom as a teenager! Great guitar shredding!

>>712858718
>>712859013
here's another aspect that always amused me with the Hunter Schafer thing, all they ever did was claim that he looked like Zelda, that's it.
so suddenly it only matters that an actor LOOK like the character, and nothing else?

would Hunter Schafer PLAY Zelda well? can he do a British RP accent as Zelda has been voiced with? is he the right age for the role? can he even act?
all ignored, just "he looks like Zelda!!!" over and over, despite the narrative else being that an adaptation doesn't need to have the actors look like the characters, as was the case for Ellie in TLOU for instance, or many adaptations where someone was raceswapped, so which is it?

>>712858441
How is TP Zelda a girl boss? She surrendered to Zant and spent 90% of the game as a captive. You fight her when she's used as a puppet, robbing her of agency, something a girl boss wouldn't be depicted as. Her using light arrows on horseback with Link is cooperative and doesn't put Link down to elevate herself.

>>712858640
>>712858621
So that means Link and/or Zelda will be black then

>>712853248
>Schafer as Link
>F1nnster as Zelda
>Natalie Mars as Malon
>Suzi Spherehunter cameo as Bombchu Bowling Alley girl
>Not a single black person in the film. Not even as Ganon or an extra in the background.
Hire me Sony/Nintendo.

>>712853040 (OP)
Literally no one but the most insane people actually thought Schafer was in the running. It would factually cause the movie to flop on that one decision alone.

>>712859554
I meant it in a good way, she's a bad bitch.

>>712859565
Won't happen.

Nintendo is funding half of the movie's budget. They call the shots.

>>712859684
So what, you think they'll be white? That's not likely either. You do realise people would go apeshit if Link and Zelda were white, right?

>>712859763
Nintendo doesn't care, they do not fuck around with their properties.

>>712859506
>british
I don't think they really care about BotW's English dub all that much.

>>712859357
>their movie for kids
if they wanted it to be for kids it would be animated like the mario movie was

>>712859763
Okay, you can stop now.

>>712853667
Shut it nigger

they want someone young so they can do sequels , i bet

>Yes, Sony is involved in the making of the live-action Legend of Zelda movie. While Nintendo is the primary developer and co-finances the project, Sony Pictures will handle the worldwide distribution of the film.

>>712853164
...

>>712859684
People said the exact same thing about the Tolkien Estate when Rings of Power got announced. Look how that turned out.

>>712860075
reminder that nintendo stop illumination from making the mario movie into the princess peach movie.

>>712860075
Good thing Disney isn't making the Zelda movie.

>>712860075
sigh.

>>712859930
You'll eat your words when they introduce the two african american actors who'll be playing Link and Zelda. Nintendo of Japan was compromised years ago and Nintendo of America call the shots now. Nintendo of Japan changed Vivian's dialogue in the japanese version of the TTYD remaster, no doubt due to NoA's pressure. Not only that, this film is being worked on by an american company, Link and Zelda will be black.

>>712855451
I wish they would base it off this Zelda but its probably gonna be an original design or the lame BoTW version if they pull from a game

Would Nintendo let the Super Mario movie (1993) happen again?

I lost interest in this when they said it would be live action but seeing all the threads seething over Link and Zelda being black will be hilarious.

>>712860160
The creator of Zelda is still alive and is very involved with the movie.

>>712860075
Walt Disney would kill if came back and saw what they are doing to his brand.

>>712860075
this was peak wokeness

>>712860160
the people who run the Estate are woke as fuck.

Nintendo cares about their properties image and making money, nothing else.

>>712853040 (OP)
Not vidya niggers go back to /tv/

>>712853248
Joe Pesci

>>712860160
Who was saying that? The retard in charge of the Estate nowadays hates his father, who was the last person that cared about Tolkien's works. He's only in for the money.

>>712854959
>Schafer is still bett
fuck off

>>712856387
>muscle
Get glasses.

Link and Zelda are literally teenagers or young adults in every game, so of course they'd cast younger actors

>>712854314
it'll probably be pulling from mainly OoT and BotW seeing as those two are the most popular/recognisable iterations of the legend

>>712859565
>>712858156
>>712857876
Dude, why are you obsessed with this? Are you trying to will it to happen so you can complain about it?

>>712859763
>You do realise people would go apeshit if Link and Zelda were white, right?
No. They wouldn't.

>>712859906
So you think the royal princess in a high fantasy movie is going to what, have an Ohio accent?

>>712853364
he look like temu legolas in a drag

>>712860160
Whoever said this is a fucking retard.
Simon Tolkien doesn't give a fuck, he's the one that sold the franchise to the highest bidder. He never cared about LOTR until his father died, and he suffered from acute daddy issues and always despised his father and his opinions.

>>712860160
Did they though?

>>712856813
she's cute, but not quite the elegance a zelda demands, she'd be great as a malon though

>>712857124
she looks the part at least

>>712861251
>elegance
doesn't matter after botw

>>712858156
You're a dumbass because you haven't done the absolute bars minimum research on this movie but are still speculating about things are already know

>>712861021
The thing is that only Zelda had that accent. Everyone else, including King Rhoam, just sounded like a regular American

Ok but what will the story be about? A retelling of OoT? Some BotW inspired mess?

>>712855610
Bro this isn’t a horror movie

>>712861341
she can elegantly put her ass of my face

>>712853040 (OP)

Wonder if I'll be so-old-it's-weird-I'm-watching-this-shit by the time it's released.

>>712860983
They would go apeshit because The Legend of Zelda is a japanese franchise. They would demand that Link and Zelda be asian.

Just watch Legend 1985

>>712861451
The Ocarina skeleton maybe
>Be Link
>Job to dorf
>Go pick up the triforce
>Salty runback
>win

>>712861693
>They would demand that Link and Zelda be asian.
no, they really wouldn't

>>712861693
Except it's set in medieval Europe.

>>712861572
It's coming out in May 2027. Why are you acting like we don't know this. Why are you acting like the Zelda fanbase isn't all 30-40 year olds

>>712861693
Shut the fuck up retard

>>712861021
Yeah, fuck off ameriphobe

FACT: white women would love to see an asian Link

>>712861828
Loads of modern film and tv series have been set in medieval europe and that didn't stop them making characters black

Also, TloZ isn't set in medieval europe, it's set in Hyrule.

>>712861828
People will say Link and Zelda were whitewashed if they have white people play them and they will demand they be asian.

>>712860167
No they didn’t. Peach was full-on girlboss for the entire movie. Mario couldn’t do shit without her help and only was able to beat Bowser with a power star.

>>712861693
Are you retarded?

>>712861985
Hyrule is heavily based on Europe, and Hylians as a race are based on Europeans. The Sheikah are the Japs.

>>712860160
Except I have a precedent to point to, The Super Mario Bros Movie, which played it safe, exactly as I said, and went for broad audience appeal, sticking to a simple animated film formula with popular actors, and a faithful adherence to the Mario video games. All of this with a reliable animation studio that have regularly produced successful animated films on a medium budget, and were happy to kowtow to Nintendo's requirements.

The Legend of Zelda will be the same, with the difference being it's live action and thus they can't just cast major actor names for every character, they'll have to at least be able to play them physically. Hence the look for young actors and actresses for Link and Zelda. Likely they'll cast some name actors for supporting roles. I would not expect the same semi-irrelevant tone typical in post-Shrek animated films that was present in Super Mario Bros either, Legend of Zelda is a more "prestigious" series and as such will get played as more straight fantasy.

>>712862073
Bro 90% of all versions of Link and Zelda have blonde hair/blue eyes.

>>712862105
You didn't watch the movie.

>>712862105
Every single one of Peach's plans failed. She's the type of female character that's competent on paper but is a jobber in practice.

>>712862278
and? that won't stop them making Link and/or Zelda black or at least mixed race

>>712854480
Watch them get someone not even remotely middle eastern looking

>>712862073
Link and Zelda are blonde haired blue eyed white people and always have been. Hyrule is based on medieval Europe. The Zelda fanbase is us, the people in this thread, /v/irgins. The boogeyman normalfags you are concern trolling about don't give a shit about the cast for this game they've never played. They will like what they are told to like

Nintendo & Miyamoto have creative control. Nintendo is a conservative company in every sense of the word. Gamers will not forgive them if they fuck it up

>>712856383
>>712857289
Ganon isn't black

>>712861985
Hyrule is an european kingdom.

>>712862105
>literally surrenders to Bowser and spends the rest of the film as a captive
>and....the hero....needed a boost to finally defeat the villain!
Wow, what a truly Girl Boss trope, the male hero struggling to overcome adversity and ultimately triumphing.

>>712853248
Brendan Fraser

>>712862362
Anon you forgot what shitpost you're supposed to be following. You were trying to claim they had to be Asian, not black.

>>712862463
Nintendo is not conservative at all, I don't think they'll cast non white actors for fucking Link and Zelda, but that doesn't mean that they're conservative in any way, because they're not. They literally recognize gay marriage even though the Japanese government doesn't, lmao. There was no law mandating they do that. However, Japan has other woke laws that are madates, like gender diversity. Which is why there are women at the top of Nintendo now, when there never were before.

>>712860160
Miyamoto is still around, it's not like his grandkid that despises him is handling it.

Here is your Zelda

>>712862463
Anon the japanese version of the Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door remaster changed Vivian's dialogue to make her trans and Nintendo got rid of male and female as options in the switch 2 menu. Nintendo is compromised.

>>712862825
Edward Elric from FullMetal Alchemist is obviously a white blue eyed european and they made him asian in the live action films. Nintendo isn't going to make Link and Zelda white.

>>712862992
Vivian was already a troon in Japanese TTYD

They should get Navid Negahban to be Ganondorf

>>712862825
You need to stop approaching life like it's American political twitter.

>>712860160
only one who actually gave a fuck about Tolkien's legacy was clearly Christopher, the others only give a shit as far as they can cash out on it considering they immediately whored it out for Amazon's money

>>712863090
Those are Japanese films, not American ones.

DOBSON
SHUT YOUR FUCKING WORTHLESS MOUTH AVOID LINK'S HAIR YOU FAT TROG

>>712853248
Andrew Dobson

>>712862278
Link and Zelda have Asian features. You can't point at TP Link, SS Link, or BotW Link and tell me their facial structure is that of a white person.

>>712855172
They are loke 30 bro

>>712862105
lemme guess, you saw....a trailer where Mario did poorly on an obstacle course?

>>712863090
Those are not Hollywood films. Japanese films cast Japanese. Even Attack on Titan, where Mikasa is EXPLICITLY the only Asian in the cast and the main characters are white Europeans, they cast Japanese actors because it's a Japanese film.

This is a Hollywood film, meant to be a major blockbuster, not a film only released in Japan.

>>712853040 (OP)
Nice, I hope the actors are cute together.

>>712864581
No.

His favorite youtuber told him that popular thing is woke.

I fucking hate live action movies.

>>712866004
We get it, you perpetually live in anime.

>hiring a child as Zelda
Is Nintendo retarded or is it on purpose?

>>712860075
is that dave chapelle?

>>712863117
Vivian was never trans in the japanese version

>>712866113
name a good one

>>712866132
It says 16-23, not 6-13.

>>712862105
So woke, look at those two men beating up the villain.

>>712857479
>15 year old slayer
So basically no eye candy or sex allowed
Lame

>>712866221
Deep Red, 1975.

>>712866409
And those poor minions, thrashed by those men, it's just terribly woken.

>>712866460
but Buffy IS a teenager in the series

>>712862105
It felt like Nintendo wrote the beginning and ending of that movie and the rest was left to Illumination. I dont doubt Peach could have easily beat Bowser since she was already competent but Nintendo probably had it so Mario and Luigi beat him, i really just hate how Luigi was in a literal cuck cage for the whole thing until the end

>>712862975
Pitslut.

>>712866569
Woah what the fuck i don't remember DK having a fire power up in this movie. What are the bananza implications

>>712866113
You say like that's a bad thing.

>>712866173
THIS.
Vivian is a crossdresser in Japan. It's all faggotry anyway but it's different from the transgender identity the west is obsessed about.

>>712853040 (OP)
It'd be very hard to cast correctly without a lot of makeup and/or CGI
Link is a muscle twink, which is already a rare body type. He also needs a face that looks good and masculine when determined, yet vulnerable and androgynous otherwise.
Zelda meanwhile needs an ethereal beauty very few roasties could pull off even with makeup.

>>712866460
You didn't saw peak Michelle Trachtenberg in Buffy, have you?

>>712853040 (OP)
remember kids:
you read "reportedly" or "allegedly"
you stop reading, downvote and leave
cause it's bullshit every time
those are magical words that journos use to be able to write bullshit and not be sued for it

>>712853364
with the exception of TP Zelda he looks way more like Link
which isn't even an anti-trans thing, Link is a ladyboy

>>712853164
fpbp

>>712854221
guys like 6'7 and no he would have made an terrible link, might as well cast Henry Cavill in a blonde wig

>>712853164
Of course not. That was 100 percent from shafer's agent and PR people.

>>712853248
A twink who can do action scenes, emote without saying anything and be a passable trap.
I know jack shit about hollywoood..

>>712853867
That you have faith at all in hollywood is not believable.

>>712866569
>mario does a spin jump, ground pound, and rides a green shell
kino

>>712866612
But she was played by an adult

>>712855237
Trannies wanting trannies in everything, and Shaffer's PR people.

>>712853248
Kevin Heart

>>712853364
Zelda is the girl, retard.

>>712853040 (OP)
A tranny between 16 and 23 will be casted

>>712856813
>>712857124
I like these. Thank you, Anons who are knowledgeable of actresses on her prime. Please, continue with more suggestions so I can research their talents.

>>712868464
*A tranny between 16 and 23 will be castrated
ftfy

>>712859763
Said people went apeshit about the Mario movie casting, were ignored and the movie made sacks of cash. Gannon might be black. The goron or kokiri might be black and annoing. navi might be black.

How do people in this thread genuinely believe they'll cast white people as Link and Zelda?

>>712868536
kekk

>>712868549
The mario movie was different because it was animated anon

>>712868549
Gorons yes. Kokiri sadly won't be present, it'll be koroks if anything

>>712853364
actually yeah

>>712861834

Cause I didn't know because I haven't been well informed about shit for like 2 years, Anon.

Yeah, I'm 37.

>>712867725
It's the first time he's been seen with one apparently, fans were pleased.

>>712868368
But she WAS a teenage, so complaining about a teenager being played by a teenager is silly

>started
I thought the movie was supposed to be further along than that. Isn't it supposed to release next year?

>>712857124
She played a princess in Rebel Moon

>>712868549
>black navi
https://youtu.be/E-gyfXDrtOI?si=O3WctwluK5UtWCA3&t=96

I'm sorry

>>712869554
March 2027

>>712857124
My dick certainly can

>>712868626
Why wouldnt they be? What asians have blue eyes and blonde hair

>>712869602
Pig nose. Nostrils too big.

>>712854323
Lol

>>712869704
I'm afraid Joan Rivers passed away so you'll have to make compromises.

>>712853164
I can't believe they were literally going to make Zelda a girl

>>712853164
Of course they weren't but some need a reality check straight from the source because they're too arrogant for conventional reason

>>712870298
They weren't going to make Zelda a girl. They are making Zelda a girl

None of the bitches you have posted have any sort of regal beauty. They all look like ran through bitches.

please don't be fucking zendaya please don't be fucking zendaya please don't be fucking zendaya please don't be fucking zendaya please don't be fucking zendaya please don't be fucking zendaya please don't be fucking zendaya

Ganondorf

Cailee Spaeny would be the perfect Zelda.

Who is gonna play the dorf?
I fucking hate matt mercer as his english voice actor

>>712853248
I don't know about young or adult link but older link telling his story at the end should be played by Joe Pleiman

>>712853791
>>712853336
The quality of man

Reminder that this shit is made by the guy who made Maze Runner so it's literally destined to be 0/10

>>712873390
no but like, dungeons are mazes, probably oh god

>>712855237
Troon justice

>>712859639
Black Ganon would the the funniest fucking thing. This board would be unusable for DAYS

>>712874018
Mexican Ganon would be suavemente https://youtu.be/bvCsTca0uBc

>>712856387
SEXO

>>712871281
>posts nothing

>>712862975
ahh to be young and retarded again.

Is anyone else having trouble posting images?

>>712873390
What's your problem with the direction of The Maze Runner (2014)?

>>712853364
Having pointy ears doesn't make you look like Zelda, even in her most mature depictions she still has some soft features especially on her cheeks. Meanwhile that troon has broad shoulders and a bony face.

>>712874538
>What's your problem with goyslop for trannies?
The fact that it's goyslop for trannies. I'm not saying Nintendo should hire some 10/10 director but can they at least hire someone who made at least 1 good movie in his life?

>>712874827
I'll ask again, what is your problem with the direction of The Maze Runner (2014)?

>>712853248
Troye Sivan

>>712856920
she hasn't posted a full body since December last year but it looks like she's actually losing some weight this year

>>712853248
Black Jack

>>712853248
idris elba

>>712853867
Jason Mamoa as Gannondorf.

>>712857876
No one gives a shit to the rancid opinions of antiwhites.
Literally no one important will care.
Just insult anyone bitching as antiwhite.

>>712858156
>they might make some characters black for antiwhiteism like Zelda or Link
fix'd

>>712876554
No they won't.

>>712859915
I disagree here.
The Zelda movie will still be a family movie.
The issue is that Nintendo was hard burned by Illumination.
Miyamoo had to force like 5 or so rewrites to purge the script of endless antiwhite, antijapanese meme pathogens.
They clearly don't want to work with illumination again
BUT
illumination likely has it in the contract that for 10-20 years they get first rights access to any Nintendo animated film not made in house...thus Nintendo wanting to keep the movie ball rolling has to do live action for zelda...and they'll soon learn all of hollywood is trash and give up on it and do it in house or with japanese studios.

>>712855274
then why did the mario movie have a bunch of celebs if he had so much control?

>>712853867
There's barely any sandnigger American actors, let alone an imposing one, unless they find the perfect literal who. If they just find a guy with a big shnoz, tall and buff, and at least somewhat tan, I'll be content. Just please no fucking afro Americans, they always replace sandniggers with the actual ones.

>>712863373
Not a bad pick. He's 6 feet, kind of has the Oot Ganondorf look with the big receding hairline. Pretty old though and he needs to bulk up.

>>712853040 (OP)
Fuck, they're adapting fucking BoTW aren't they?
Literally the worst mainline title they can adapt, along with ToTK.

>>712853248
Danny Devito

>>712876063
It's a pretty lazy choice because he's a big name nowadays, and there's probably a lot of literal whos out there that would be better, but it could work. There's far worse choices.

>>712853934
It's a steve martin quote. Referencing a reference is insanely derivative

>>712872354
The fact that they got someone who wasn't a literal who for Ganondorf was surprising though. I just want someone with a huge, long fucking nose, and just be imposing. That's good enough for me.

Ganondorf and Gerudo in general have a very bird-like look. They might as well find a good base and just use prosthetics for the fuckhuge nose.

>>712855237
I heard it was PR shit

>>712861451
Whatever it'll be, it's absolutely going to follow the OoT/BoTW narrative format. Because at the end of the day, both of those games share the same basic narrative structure.

>There is a prophecy that Ganon will ruin Hyrule
>Link and Zelda try to stop it by prepping ahead of time
>psyche - Ganon knew what they were up to, and overtakes Hyrule by outwitting them at their own game
>Link forced into cryo-sleep while shit's hitting the fan
>He wakes up x-years into the future to find that Ganon's fucked over everything, Zelda is MIA, Hyrule's races are in turmoil, and soon the entire world will be at stake if Link doesn't stop him
>acquires the Master Sword to slay evil and hopefully, slay or seal Ganon with it
>cue Link going to x-regions and interacting with sages/champions/ambassadors of x-races to acquire x-mcguffins in order to certify a victory against Ganon
>Link befriends members of the key races of Hyrule, who grant him the the special x-mcguffins after becoming sages/champions/whatever
>Link heads to Hyrule Castle to slay Ganon
>plot twist: Zelda was alive/helping Link this entire time
>Link and Zelda team against Ganon, they win and manage to slay him or seal him for x-years, story's over, Hyrule can start rebuilding itself, etc etc etc...

There you go, there's your Zelda movie trilogy.

>>712858379
Gerudo are canonically based on arabs, not niggers, hence the big triangular noses, they also are a marked subversion on the feminazi girlboss bullshit Hollyshit is doing right now, particularly in BotW and TotK where all of them hate their retarded misandrist society and can't wait to leave so they can become wifes, they even take classes to be homemakers and to please men sexually.

>>712876897
nice retarded headcanon

>>712877001
To hedge their bets on success. Big names are good for promotion.

>>712878356
They also send their daughters back to gerudo town until they come of age.

The father gets no say in the matter.

>>712853248
Anyone is fine as long as voiced by Jonathan "excuuuse me princesss" Potts

>>712853040 (OP)

Is there a greater normalfag flag than looking forward to your favorite game or animated series losing all its appeal.

I like them because they arent live action.

>>712877454
More people associate it with Link.

Calling it: they aren't going to make Link "pure" Hylian. He'll still mostly look white/Hylian, but will be a Malon case where he has the recessive blood of some other human race, probably through his mother or his ancestors or something. Because having 2 pure-white aryan teens overthrowing a dark-skinned king is severely pushing it by today's Hollywood standards, regardless of Miyamoto's input, or whatever Nintendo wants out of this.
Either that, or they'll take more inspiration from Wind Waker and turn Ganondorf into a charismatic, semi-tragic hero who was corrupted by the Triforce of Power, Demise's curse, or something along those lines. I would actually be fine with this change because 1-dimensional cartoon villain Ganondorf has run its course, with ToTK being the culmination of this in all of the worst ways imaginable.

But either way, 2 arayan teens from a prosperous land, taking down a king from a deserted wasteland, ain't gonna cut it in 2025 with any major Hollywood studio - period.

>>712879000
Zelda has been mainstream ever since Ocarina of Time.

>>712859013
>this ist dildoes

>>712859915
Nah, the Mario cinematic universe is covers the general family target demographic for them.
They probably want to broaden their horizons with older target demographics that hit the teen-to-adult movie market (which is kind of empty right now,) and Zelda's perfect for that. It's most definitely the reason why they're aiming for the live-action format to begin with. This is going to get a heavy PG-13 rating, for sure.

>>712879163
>turn Ganondorf into a charismatic, semi-tragic hero who was corrupted by the Triforce of Power
they'll probably do this, or have it be he was a normal king until he was corrupted by malice, at the end he is freed from it and there's a credit scene that shows malice is still around sequelbaiting ganon(not dorf)

>>712880526
They kind of have to do it to, assuming they want this to be the start of some kind of Zelda cinematic universe or some shit. Returning one-dimensional villains are barely passable in modern-day games, but don't really cut it for big-name movie franchises. They'll absolutely have to give him some genuine character development to make him compelling in future movie spinoffs or sequels.

>>712859441
Cucco Jockey!

>>712879906
You're setting yourself up for disappointment. It's not going to be a "kids flick", but it will be family friendly, you're not getting edgy or teen targeted.

>>712853397
>Can't read award

>>712881248
I'm expecting something along the lines of LoTR, the mid-to-latter Harry Potter films, the Planet of The Apes flicks, the Jurassic World trilogy or the Hunger Games as far as MPAA rating content and age demographics are concerned. All of those aforementioned movie properties are popular and viewable for kids to a certain degree, and they contained their far share of violence and grit.

So yeah, there will absolutely be some blood, gore, a few gruesome deaths here and there. It's probably one of the underlying reasons why they went with live-action in the first place.

>>712855451
>All the dead revive
>Get recognition from the kingdom as a hero
>Get this
I think ALTTP Link suffered a lot, but he was also one of the few who was justly rewarded.

>>712854093
if she's anything like her mother she's going to insist on a scene of her bathing in a sheer white dress in the moonlight or something

>>712878707
Good

>>712878356
>Gerudo
>subversion

Yes and no.
Gerudo existed well before any of this culture-war bullshit came into the picture. Chances are Nintendo implemented them into the series because they thought they were a dangerous and sexy subversion of the Amazonian fantasy trope, and little else. In OoT, it's highly implied that they straight up kidnapped men, imprisoned them and raped them as sex slaves and breeding stock.

Snood won

>>712885216
368th post best post

>>712885216
Snood isn't getting the role. They're going to want teenage unknowns with free time on their hands to play Link and Zelda

>>712885320
Snood is 23, with blonde hair looks exactly like botw Zelda and was in the biggest live action video game movie of all time. She's the most qualified.

>>712885362
It's a planned trilogy spanning across 6 years.
By the time they release the third movie, she'll be 29 or 30. Too old.

>>712885425
29 isn't old this isn't the 1950s

>>712853164
>bruh they were NEVER going to cast some ugly gangly looki- ACK!!!

>>712885463

>>712859013
Poor guy could've been a pretty nice lookin' dude if he kept at it.

>>712885463
ONE tranny out of millions looking passable 50% of the time is not a win.

>ACK!!!
It's obvious you don't actually want Hunter to be Zelda.

>>712885641
Not with that beak nose

>>712885687
That's not passing. See >>712885567

>Post your face when they drop the line
>"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!"

>>712885687
>>712885780
>50% of the time
Nevermind.

>>712885460
Even then, she made it big with Minecraft. Chances are she's already booked for other movies in the works. And production-wise, Nitendo would likely want total unknowns in situations like this. Less likely to be burdened with other projects, their faces won't be associated with other brands or IPs, and they'll be significantly cheaper to pay for too.

>>712885463
I would only find this attractive if he has a fat cock for me to drain

>>712858095
Perfect for Zelda then