Thread 712857786

What's the worst vidya protagonist design you've ever seen?

>>712857786 (OP)
lole

And I should also add that this design was made to be seen on a small NDS sprite that didn't even convey like 80 percent of this junk properly at all

>>712857786 (OP)
Suikoden IV protagonist takes it but you need to see his all time worst running animation to really drive the point home.

>>712857786 (OP)
>>712858130
>>712858435
SEX PESTS

>>712858957
the sight of cloud literally makes me want to go jerk off. what an absolutely perfect twink.

Is this today's homo thread?

>>712859154
same bwo

i normally play female chars but traveler tummy made me pick him

incredibly fuckable piece of twinkmeat

>>712858435
Name a flaw

>>712859325
they totally intended as much, too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSLSNIfFohA&t=4s

>>712858957
>>712859325
>>712859154
>>712859336

>>712859635
cloud is the bottom pal

>>712858821
The running is OKAY at least until you get the silly speedup perk from recruiting that one guy.
Then you enter clownworld.

>>712859207
i mean technically that's every /v/ thread every single day

If nobody else is going to post it, I will.

>>712857786 (OP)
But that's the antagonist.

>>712857786 (OP)
Genshin's main character design is so bad lmao

>>712860514
Bite your tongue. Lumine is hot as fuck.

>>712857786 (OP)
>worst
I choose to play as aether becsuse I want to plow his ass. Look at that one frame where he went to some hot springs, he looks like a woman in there and the sight of this twink makes me erect

>>712858957
>>712859325
>173cm
Yeah, I could plow this 'guy' ass well

This abomination.

>>712860328
Wait, someone actually plays Culdcept?

>>712860514
Lumine is fine. Aether is utter dogshit.

>>712857786 (OP)
Aether's design is pretty good it's just ruined by the midriff. There are a ton of genuinely bad designs out there. If a character is fixed by giving them an undershirt they're not anywhere near the realm of competing for worst.

>>712857786 (OP)
I vote for Rex of Xenoblade 2

>>712861479
Ya I could see that, I actually like him having long hair but the midriff makes it too much. I cant take him seriously.

>>712857786 (OP)
Luso from FFTA2 will always look like he fell through his Grandmother's closet while covered in fly paper

>>712860032
then you just switch to KINO en Kuldes and dadshuffle at mach 10

>>712857786 (OP)
>[Insert Rex here]

Too lazy to download a picture. Just imagine it.

>>712860514
Lumine is great you fag

Any character from a Tales of Anime game or Xenoblade Chronicles 3.

This guy's onesie shorts-boots combo is apocalyptic and the designer should be flogged.

>>712860514
Aether is pretty gay but Lumine has something going on

>>712863203
That his adult design still has the same babyface with a scar and facial hair is hilarous, the head doesn't fit that body

>>712858435
I love Atlus' games but I have to agree. I haven't bought SMT 5 because the MC is so faggy.

>>712860947
Who says men can't have child bearing hips?

>>712862836
>sloppa

>>712862836
We love Loom

>>712860773
>>712861317
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>>712862836
>>712863547
Wuwa owns you guys. Cope and seethe

>>712867038
What the fuck is Wuwa?

>>712857786 (OP)
I should make an outfit of this boy

>>712857786 (OP)
pizza cutter luso

>>712867096
Wuthering waves

>>712868956
What a dogshit game...

>>712863203
Atrocious. Holy shit.
Captcha: ASSTV

>>712867038
Dont bring up WuWa when your male protag design is this dull. At least FemRover is still the sexiest fem design that game has.

>>712867038
i wish wuwa would own their own threads on /vg/ so they would stop dying, they spend more time shitposting in other generals - mainly /gig/ - instead of posting in their own

>>712870562
The serious WuWa fans left for the other chan during the downtime and stayed there, leaving only SEA and India posters who were ranged banned from that chan anyway.

>>712870562
That's WuWa players/shills in a nutshell. They're just a collective of parasites who need Genshin to survive. They're literally incapable of keeping to themselves and enjoying their game.

>>712860514
>>712870067
Female protagonists are all shit and unfitting for the role of protagonist, it is a man's duty to go on the hero's journey.

>>712857786 (OP)
aither at least looks fuckable if you are into traps
the male mc protagonists for shart rail, zzz and wuwa look 100x worse

>>712870067
>>712870562
>>712870562
>>712870791
Everyone online says Wuthering waves is all out better than genshin. You guys might not like that but it's reality.

>>712871130
>Everyone online
Translation: Tencent's shill brigade.

>>712857786 (OP)
Would tickle his prostate with my cock unironically

>>712858568
Thread should've ended here. Nothing will ever top this.

>>712871130
Doesn't hoyo bot and shill as well? Most gatchas do it

>>712871173
Doesn't hoyo bot and shill as well? Most of these gatchas do

>>712871732
There's no evidence of miHoYo botting. There is a mountain of evidence of Tencent botting; in fact they've been caught botting a smear campaign against Genshin.

>>712871876
Got any articles or proof of tencent botting against genshin?

>>712857786 (OP)
I fixed him

>>712872256
https://www.reddit.com/r/gachagaming/comments/1eydaev/
Tencent is the top shareholder of bilibili. Before you cry "b-b-but that could just be a coincidence" this is far from the first time there have been conflicts between Tencent and miHoYo.

>>712857786 (OP)
The epitome of absolute garbage, holy shit.

>>712857786 (OP)
Women don't actually like this right? Cuz I can't pull this off and that makes me sad.

>>712857786 (OP)
why are chinks so effeminate and gay?

>>712872634
Alright checking out your link. Don't most content creators say r/gatcha gaming is a hoyo fanboy plave though?

>>712872715
No girls don't like Aether. It's not even a twink or manlet thing because Scara and Kazuha have actual female fans. Aether is just a hideous design.

>>712872849
If you look into it you can find Chinese people talking about this but most people immediately close a tab when they see a non-English page. This isn't something reddit is making up.

>>712872949
Hideous is a bit much, it's just borderline unoffensive. The exposed midriff is gay but the rest is pretty whatever.
Lumine's outfit is way worse.

>>712873004
Now that I finished looking into your link it does look fishy. I wonder if tencent has anything to do with all the content creators I see shitting on hoyo games but praising wuthering waves.

>>712873978
not him but yes
over the years I've seen a bunch of examples of tencent bot farms chimping out with campaigns against the game
google play user score reveiw bombings etc
metacritics 5.0 user score
annoying shilling campaigns for the "genshin killers"
weird drama here and there
you could probably get more examples in the /vg/ general

It's like how china has been paying vloggers to go to that city that has 100 levels and say the same shit

genshin is a legitimately good game with an insanely huge fanbase that loves it so the amount of hate it gets can't be organic, lots of it is coming from its competitor that wants those billions every year

>>712860514
genshin is shit but i think the MCs are pretty okay/generic. OP is a faggot

>>712874258
he always just made me think he's a siscon alien version of ramza

>>712857786 (OP)
AK Doc.
> Death world
> Weaker than others
> Wear thick full body to prevent catching bad stuff
> Turns out he's immune to everything
Why the retcon?
If he's immune, just throw him/xem in a speedo and nothing would ever change

>>712860959
His design is good though

>>712857786 (OP)
My opinion of Aether is that I feel pity for him. Lumine in my opinion fits better as both the Traveler and the Abyss Princess. Aether just isn’t as cool in either role.

>>712857786 (OP)
I love MS Saga but I genuinely don't know what the fuck they were thinking. This retard design cost the game any even meager success it might have had a chance at getting.