Thread 712863116

no, but she fucks shotas in a semi-professional capacity on the weekends so the outfit checks out

>>712863116 (OP)
No, she should be beaten to death with a clock as punishment.

>see her tits in 1
>wow I can't wait to play ace attorney
>instantly dies
>never touch the series again

>>712863884
>he missed the ghost tits

Actually yes because as a lawyer your entire job is to sway the jury to your side. Doesn't matter if you have to resort to sleazy tactics like making yourself appear physically attractive or charming, all that matters is they like your side more than the other guys.

>>712863116 (OP)
I look like this

>>712863116 (OP)
Mama Mia..

>>712863116 (OP)
All women should work completely naked at every job. Unless theyre oldd or obese

>posseses her family nembers and morphs thier bodies without consent
What a sick bitch

>>712863197
>shotas
Its one white shota, period. He also is going to marry Fran one day, get it right.

>>712863116 (OP)
Phoenix fumbled his chance with her so hard.

>>712863116 (OP)
Yes, but not in this game's weird Japanamerica court. In a real trial with jury, you want your attorney to be eloquent and good/strong looking. Subconscious bias is very strong even among those who know it's there.
>t. paralegal

>>712863116 (OP)
that's not a lawyer,
that's a soft-hentai character

most kusoge rpg maker characters
have that same art style

>>712864758
>Slightest amount of sex appeal = hentai
Me:OK

>>712863116 (OP)
>MOLE

>>712863884
>Missed ghost tits
>Missed the perfect loli and hebes support cast
>Missed the fuckable side characters
>Missed third game mia kino
>Missed francesca
>Missed Edgeworth kino
I pity you.

>>712863116 (OP)
I remember a lawyer who dressed like that ish at my trial. We all voted with her.

>>712863884
>coomer nigger is a fucking retard
Figures.

>>712865217
ignore the soft thrown in there.
Either you didn't notice it, or you're ignoring it on purpose.

>>712865382
based
captcha: 0RGRY

Are these games really good?

>>712867219
The first three games are really good imqho. Fourth one is also alright but then the series takes a nose dive in quality

>>712865558
>>Missed francesca
Her name is FRANZISKA you filthy secondary

>>712866148
I'm ignoring it on purpose; because it's stupid.

Would you?

>>712867879
No, because I know that body actually belongs to an 8-year-old.Even if it's being possessed by the spirit of my older boss.

>>712867219
This one is really good

>>712863116 (OP)
If it's suitable for office work, it's suitable for court. We're not exactly still in the days of men running up to women on the beach with a tape measure to make sure they're decent.

>>712867219
The fist four are. 5 and 6 suck.

>>712863884
I passed on multiple opportunities to save that image of the guy turning around just before the diamonds, but I wanted you to have it

>>712867879
Yes, because I know that body actually belongs to an 8-year-old.More so since it's being possessed by the spirit of my older boss.

>>712867346
The edgeworth spinoffs are awesome. Peak Ace Attorney imo.

>>712867535
>secondary
Considering his familiarity with the series, I think that's a misfired accusation. Sometimes people just misspell things, anon.

Let's be honest
They didn't know wtf to do with this character

>writing the bar exam
>criminal law is a breeze
>you also have to know everything about law for business, matrimonial, civil procedure, income tax, real estate, estate conveyancing, etc.

>>712869147
Investigations 1 finale has the most based character in the series. But aside from that, those games suck.

>>712863116 (OP)
I know married lawyer who thirst traps online and goes on girls trips. Wouldn't suprise me if she eventually gets an OF.

>>712868985
>>712867346
Are you fucking stupid?
SoJ and DD are both way better than Apollo Justice. 4-1 is the only good case in that entire game (and the music is great).
DD has a much better plot and characters but the investigation segments are casualized.
SoJ is great and the best non-trilogy mainline game.

Make way for the GOAT of the entire series

>>712869521
SoJ has the worst case in the entire franchise

>>712869521
>4-1 is the only good case in that entire game (and the music is great)
All the cases are good. Even the third one.
>DD has a much better plot and characters
DD plot is absolute garbage. There are maybe two good new characters in the whole game. Not only that, but the existing characters from previous games are all made worse.
>SoJ is great and the best non-trilogy mainline game.
SoJ is a fan fiction tier game. It has ONE good case, and it's the one that has absolutely nothing to do with the main plot. Case 3 is the worst case in the whole series and it has easily the worst villain of the series.

>>712863884
>Missed pic related
Shameful.

>>712869429
HOLD UP

IT'S TIME FOR MY

CONVENIENTLY APPROPRIATE BACKSTORY

>>712869521
The big problem with DD and SoJ is unironically that they're too anime-like. The first four games were all relatively grounded despite the zany humour. DD and SoJ are essentially a PG version of Danganronpa. I don't care how good you think the character writing in SoJ is, saving an entire foreign nation from a dictatorship has no place in an Ace Attorney game.

>>712869429
He's written like a bad OC
>Okay so, his (half) sister is the daughter of phoenix
>And his mom is a famous superstar!
>And he can SEE when people lie!
>And when he was a kid he wanted to be an astronaut!
>But when he was even younger he was living in a foreign country
>And his dad is the leader of the revolution!
>But his ACTUAL dad is musician
fucking stupid

>>712869521
SoJ's second case is good, but the rest of the game is really awful, especially the trash fire that is Case 5. The game really needed to actually put Apollo as the main character for it to even make a lick of sense, but they also wanted to have their cake and eat it too by finally reintroducing Maya.

>>712865558
>>Missed francesca
I play strip poker night at the inventory so I did not miss Franziska

I'll forever hate this piece of shit game
>Maya finally comes back after being MIA for 7 fucking games
>Barely do shit with her
>In the country where spirit mediums originated from
>Make the game about Apollo and not Maya
>Has to give Apollo another bullshit backstory for his presence there to even make sense
>Nahyuta is the worst prosector in the francise by leaps and bounds and his redemption is unearned
>They had to make Phoenix's character regress to make Apollo look good

I can go on, but you get the picture

>>712871273
She channeled Mia for 7 years?

>>712863116 (OP)
>be prosecutor
>she's your opponent
>can't concentrate on your case because of those tits
The real reason why Phoenix never surpassed her

>>712863884
AA franchise hates women with boobs. If you ever see a hot big-breasted woman in one of the games there is a 90% chance she's some kind of criminal, if not the actual murderer.

>>712871273
All that, and it's miraculously still better than Duel Destinies.

>>712871273
Best part of this game was watching Blackquill throttle Athena

>>712869264
Confusing two different, but similar sounding names is unexcusable for someone who supposedly played most of the games.
How the fuck do you even forget Franziska's name when you list her as one of the serie's main attractions? HOW?!?

>>712863884
she comes back dude

i like mia-possessed maya in the anime

>>712872541
Sometimes you just say the name in your head wrong, anon.

>>712869442
That's literally the worst part anon...

>>712863116 (OP)
What would be your ideal non-meme/porn AA game, /v/?

>>712874230
I already kind of got it with the layton crossover game. Everyone skips out, but it was really good.

>>712868160
Nah the 3d scenes are horrible to look at and the backgrounds are made with ai.

>>712863116 (OP)
I dig it.

>>712867346
I liked AA6 better than 4-5. AA5 is definitely the bottom.

>>712863116 (OP)
Anyone have that webm with a real female lawyer reacting to her outfit with subtitles?

>>712864264
> Let me just possess my 9 year old cousin so her body morphs into mine and her clothes are too tight for my tits

>>712876312
Sounds hot. Does she ovulate yet?

>>712874440
>Mia about to present some really big, damning evidence!

>>712864245
I'd get cold

Fey women are my weakness
Are they coming out with a new game?

>>712874230
Apollo Justice sequel. I just want more hobo Phoenix and Apollo / Trucy interactions, man.

>>712863116 (OP)
Why is that portrait of Mia on the right so ugly? She looks like the Last of Us goblina in it.
Every other appearance of hers is fine.

>>712880349
The remastered sprites from the original trilogy are bad.

>>712863116 (OP)
Why does she look so different from the front? Did they not have a character reference sheet to stick to? Can't be these two shots take place a long time apart either, when she shows up for like 5 minutes before dying.

>>712881976
The one on the left is a few years before the one on the right. Also, the two sprites were drawn by different artists.

>>712872541
because Francesca is more common than Franziska

>>712872332
>better than Duel Destinies
I'd agree if it weren't for Blackquill. Blackquill carries that game on his back. Unironic best prosecutor.

>>712881976
retard

sexo

>>712874297
>3d scenes
Lemme guess. They threw together some shit in Koikatsu Party. Mediocre WEGs and KK go hand in hand.

>>712878342
>Ace Attorney
>Getting a new game
HA
Sorry, but you're not Resident Evil. Better luck next time!

>>712873069
>Mia Forma Perfecta

>>712863884
You missed This

>>712863116 (OP)
Wish they'd keep making these fuckers, surely they're fairly cheap to make and sell well

>>712863884
her tits grow on her little sister(s?*) when she possesses them

*i forgot if we see pearl with big smacking titties anywhere outside of our minds, constantly

>>712863116 (OP)
banging Mia is my lifelong goal

posting the superior lawyer

>>712885781
>aka no tits lawyer

eat yor borgar, phoenix

>>712885781
Was I suppose to be able to see this?

>>712885781
Why is she dressed like she is working for the military?

>>712885871
You don't know... remember that the most stacked ones in anime are the ones who hide it.

WAIT JUST A FUCKING MINUTE, they're finally getting 64 bit free to play DDO servers anon we should be playing DDO together what the FUCK are we even doing