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Anonymous No.712863116 [Report] >>712863692 >>712864062 >>712864063 >>712864245 >>712864445 >>712864483 >>712864758 >>712865382 >>712865589 >>712868750 >>712869505 >>712872158 >>712874230 >>712874440 >>712876304 >>712880349 >>712881976 >>712884363 >>712885638
Is this really a proper attire for a lawyer?
Anonymous No.712863197 [Report] >>712864427
no, but she fucks shotas in a semi-professional capacity on the weekends so the outfit checks out
Anonymous No.712863692 [Report]
>>712863116 (OP)
No, she should be beaten to death with a clock as punishment.
Anonymous No.712863884 [Report] >>712863945 >>712865558 >>712865832 >>712869019 >>712869889 >>712872158 >>712873069 >>712884343 >>712884536
>see her tits in 1
>wow I can't wait to play ace attorney
>instantly dies
>never touch the series again
Anonymous No.712863945 [Report]
>>712863884
>he missed the ghost tits
Anonymous No.712864032 [Report]
Actually yes because as a lawyer your entire job is to sway the jury to your side. Doesn't matter if you have to resort to sleazy tactics like making yourself appear physically attractive or charming, all that matters is they like your side more than the other guys.
Anonymous No.712864062 [Report]
>>712863116 (OP)
I look like this
Anonymous No.712864063 [Report]
>>712863116 (OP)
Mama Mia..
Anonymous No.712864245 [Report] >>712877631
>>712863116 (OP)
All women should work completely naked at every job. Unless theyre oldd or obese
Anonymous No.712864264 [Report] >>712876312
>posseses her family nembers and morphs thier bodies without consent
What a sick bitch
Anonymous No.712864427 [Report]
>>712863197
>shotas
Its one white shota, period. He also is going to marry Fran one day, get it right.
Anonymous No.712864445 [Report]
>>712863116 (OP)
Phoenix fumbled his chance with her so hard.
Anonymous No.712864483 [Report]
>>712863116 (OP)
Yes, but not in this game's weird Japanamerica court. In a real trial with jury, you want your attorney to be eloquent and good/strong looking. Subconscious bias is very strong even among those who know it's there.
>t. paralegal
Anonymous No.712864758 [Report] >>712865217
>>712863116 (OP)
that's not a lawyer,
that's a soft-hentai character

most kusoge rpg maker characters
have that same art style
Anonymous No.712865217 [Report] >>712866148
>>712864758
>Slightest amount of sex appeal = hentai
Me:OK
Anonymous No.712865382 [Report] >>712867001
>>712863116 (OP)
>MOLE
Anonymous No.712865558 [Report] >>712867535 >>712870383
>>712863884
>Missed ghost tits
>Missed the perfect loli and hebes support cast
>Missed the fuckable side characters
>Missed third game mia kino
>Missed francesca
>Missed Edgeworth kino
I pity you.
Anonymous No.712865589 [Report]
>>712863116 (OP)
I remember a lawyer who dressed like that ish at my trial. We all voted with her.
Anonymous No.712865832 [Report]
>>712863884
>coomer nigger is a fucking retard
Figures.
Anonymous No.712866148 [Report] >>712867708
>>712865217
ignore the soft thrown in there.
Either you didn't notice it, or you're ignoring it on purpose.
Anonymous No.712867001 [Report]
>>712865382
based
captcha: 0RGRY
Anonymous No.712867219 [Report] >>712867346 >>712868160 >>712868985
Are these games really good?
Anonymous No.712867346 [Report] >>712869147 >>712869521 >>712875041
>>712867219
The first three games are really good imqho. Fourth one is also alright but then the series takes a nose dive in quality
Anonymous No.712867535 [Report] >>712869264
>>712865558
>>Missed francesca
Her name is FRANZISKA you filthy secondary
Anonymous No.712867708 [Report]
>>712866148
I'm ignoring it on purpose; because it's stupid.
Anonymous No.712867879 [Report] >>712867963 >>712869098
Would you?
Anonymous No.712867963 [Report]
>>712867879
No, because I know that body actually belongs to an 8-year-old.Even if it's being possessed by the spirit of my older boss.
Anonymous No.712868160 [Report] >>712874297
>>712867219
This one is really good
Anonymous No.712868750 [Report]
>>712863116 (OP)
If it's suitable for office work, it's suitable for court. We're not exactly still in the days of men running up to women on the beach with a tape measure to make sure they're decent.
Anonymous No.712868985 [Report] >>712869521
>>712867219
The fist four are. 5 and 6 suck.
Anonymous No.712869019 [Report]
>>712863884
I passed on multiple opportunities to save that image of the guy turning around just before the diamonds, but I wanted you to have it
Anonymous No.712869098 [Report]
>>712867879
Yes, because I know that body actually belongs to an 8-year-old.More so since it's being possessed by the spirit of my older boss.
Anonymous No.712869147 [Report] >>712869442
>>712867346
The edgeworth spinoffs are awesome. Peak Ace Attorney imo.
Anonymous No.712869264 [Report] >>712872541
>>712867535
>secondary
Considering his familiarity with the series, I think that's a misfired accusation. Sometimes people just misspell things, anon.
Anonymous No.712869429 [Report] >>712869901 >>712870321
Let's be honest
They didn't know wtf to do with this character
Anonymous No.712869441 [Report]
>writing the bar exam
>criminal law is a breeze
>you also have to know everything about law for business, matrimonial, civil procedure, income tax, real estate, estate conveyancing, etc.
Anonymous No.712869442 [Report] >>712873349
>>712869147
Investigations 1 finale has the most based character in the series. But aside from that, those games suck.
Anonymous No.712869505 [Report]
>>712863116 (OP)
I know married lawyer who thirst traps online and goes on girls trips. Wouldn't suprise me if she eventually gets an OF.
Anonymous No.712869521 [Report] >>712869721 >>712869875 >>712870190 >>712870368
>>712868985
>>712867346
Are you fucking stupid?
SoJ and DD are both way better than Apollo Justice. 4-1 is the only good case in that entire game (and the music is great).
DD has a much better plot and characters but the investigation segments are casualized.
SoJ is great and the best non-trilogy mainline game.
Anonymous No.712869701 [Report]
Make way for the GOAT of the entire series
Anonymous No.712869715 [Report]
>you're effectively fucking two sisters at the same time when she's possessing Maya
Anonymous No.712869721 [Report]
>>712869521
SoJ has the worst case in the entire franchise
Anonymous No.712869875 [Report]
>>712869521
>4-1 is the only good case in that entire game (and the music is great)
All the cases are good. Even the third one.
>DD has a much better plot and characters
DD plot is absolute garbage. There are maybe two good new characters in the whole game. Not only that, but the existing characters from previous games are all made worse.
>SoJ is great and the best non-trilogy mainline game.
SoJ is a fan fiction tier game. It has ONE good case, and it's the one that has absolutely nothing to do with the main plot. Case 3 is the worst case in the whole series and it has easily the worst villain of the series.
Anonymous No.712869889 [Report]
>>712863884
>Missed pic related
Shameful.
Anonymous No.712869901 [Report]
>>712869429
HOLD UP

IT'S TIME FOR MY

CONVENIENTLY APPROPRIATE BACKSTORY
Anonymous No.712870190 [Report]
>>712869521
The big problem with DD and SoJ is unironically that they're too anime-like. The first four games were all relatively grounded despite the zany humour. DD and SoJ are essentially a PG version of Danganronpa. I don't care how good you think the character writing in SoJ is, saving an entire foreign nation from a dictatorship has no place in an Ace Attorney game.
Anonymous No.712870321 [Report]
>>712869429
He's written like a bad OC
>Okay so, his (half) sister is the daughter of phoenix
>And his mom is a famous superstar!
>And he can SEE when people lie!
>And when he was a kid he wanted to be an astronaut!
>But when he was even younger he was living in a foreign country
>And his dad is the leader of the revolution!
>But his ACTUAL dad is musician
fucking stupid
Anonymous No.712870368 [Report]
>>712869521
SoJ's second case is good, but the rest of the game is really awful, especially the trash fire that is Case 5. The game really needed to actually put Apollo as the main character for it to even make a lick of sense, but they also wanted to have their cake and eat it too by finally reintroducing Maya.
Anonymous No.712870383 [Report]
>>712865558
>>Missed francesca
I play strip poker night at the inventory so I did not miss Franziska
Anonymous No.712871273 [Report] >>712871970 >>712872332 >>712872406
I'll forever hate this piece of shit game
>Maya finally comes back after being MIA for 7 fucking games
>Barely do shit with her
>In the country where spirit mediums originated from
>Make the game about Apollo and not Maya
>Has to give Apollo another bullshit backstory for his presence there to even make sense
>Nahyuta is the worst prosector in the francise by leaps and bounds and his redemption is unearned
>They had to make Phoenix's character regress to make Apollo look good

I can go on, but you get the picture
Anonymous No.712871970 [Report]
>>712871273
She channeled Mia for 7 years?
Anonymous No.712872158 [Report]
>>712863116 (OP)
>be prosecutor
>she's your opponent
>can't concentrate on your case because of those tits
The real reason why Phoenix never surpassed her

>>712863884
AA franchise hates women with boobs. If you ever see a hot big-breasted woman in one of the games there is a 90% chance she's some kind of criminal, if not the actual murderer.
Anonymous No.712872332 [Report] >>712882667
>>712871273
All that, and it's miraculously still better than Duel Destinies.
Anonymous No.712872406 [Report]
>>712871273
Best part of this game was watching Blackquill throttle Athena
Anonymous No.712872541 [Report] >>712873208 >>712882228
>>712869264
Confusing two different, but similar sounding names is unexcusable for someone who supposedly played most of the games.
How the fuck do you even forget Franziska's name when you list her as one of the serie's main attractions? HOW?!?
Anonymous No.712873069 [Report] >>712884062
>>712863884
she comes back dude
Anonymous No.712873148 [Report]
i like mia-possessed maya in the anime
Anonymous No.712873208 [Report]
>>712872541
Sometimes you just say the name in your head wrong, anon.
Anonymous No.712873349 [Report]
>>712869442
That's literally the worst part anon...
Anonymous No.712873449 [Report]
Anonymous No.712874230 [Report] >>712874285 >>712879959
>>712863116 (OP)
What would be your ideal non-meme/porn AA game, /v/?
Anonymous No.712874285 [Report]
>>712874230
I already kind of got it with the layton crossover game. Everyone skips out, but it was really good.
Anonymous No.712874297 [Report] >>712883559
>>712868160
Nah the 3d scenes are horrible to look at and the backgrounds are made with ai.
Anonymous No.712874440 [Report] >>712876527
>>712863116 (OP)
I dig it.
Anonymous No.712875041 [Report]
>>712867346
I liked AA6 better than 4-5. AA5 is definitely the bottom.
Anonymous No.712876304 [Report]
>>712863116 (OP)
Anyone have that webm with a real female lawyer reacting to her outfit with subtitles?
Anonymous No.712876312 [Report] >>712876418
>>712864264
> Let me just possess my 9 year old cousin so her body morphs into mine and her clothes are too tight for my tits
Anonymous No.712876418 [Report]
>>712876312
Sounds hot. Does she ovulate yet?
Anonymous No.712876527 [Report]
>>712874440
>Mia about to present some really big, damning evidence!
Anonymous No.712877631 [Report]
>>712864245
I'd get cold
Anonymous No.712878342 [Report] >>712883725
Fey women are my weakness
Are they coming out with a new game?
Anonymous No.712879959 [Report]
>>712874230
Apollo Justice sequel. I just want more hobo Phoenix and Apollo / Trucy interactions, man.
Anonymous No.712880349 [Report] >>712880440
>>712863116 (OP)
Why is that portrait of Mia on the right so ugly? She looks like the Last of Us goblina in it.
Every other appearance of hers is fine.
Anonymous No.712880440 [Report]
>>712880349
The remastered sprites from the original trilogy are bad.
Anonymous No.712881976 [Report] >>712882121 >>712882971
>>712863116 (OP)
Why does she look so different from the front? Did they not have a character reference sheet to stick to? Can't be these two shots take place a long time apart either, when she shows up for like 5 minutes before dying.
Anonymous No.712882121 [Report]
>>712881976
The one on the left is a few years before the one on the right. Also, the two sprites were drawn by different artists.
Anonymous No.712882228 [Report]
>>712872541
because Francesca is more common than Franziska
Anonymous No.712882667 [Report]
>>712872332
>better than Duel Destinies
I'd agree if it weren't for Blackquill. Blackquill carries that game on his back. Unironic best prosecutor.
Anonymous No.712882971 [Report]
>>712881976
retard
Anonymous No.712883129 [Report]
sexo
Anonymous No.712883559 [Report]
>>712874297
>3d scenes
Lemme guess. They threw together some shit in Koikatsu Party. Mediocre WEGs and KK go hand in hand.
Anonymous No.712883725 [Report]
>>712878342
>Ace Attorney
>Getting a new game
HA
Sorry, but you're not Resident Evil. Better luck next time!
Anonymous No.712884062 [Report]
>>712873069
>Mia Forma Perfecta
Anonymous No.712884343 [Report]
>>712863884
You missed This
Anonymous No.712884363 [Report]
>>712863116 (OP)
Wish they'd keep making these fuckers, surely they're fairly cheap to make and sell well
Anonymous No.712884536 [Report]
>>712863884
her tits grow on her little sister(s?*) when she possesses them

*i forgot if we see pearl with big smacking titties anywhere outside of our minds, constantly
Anonymous No.712885638 [Report]
>>712863116 (OP)
banging Mia is my lifelong goal
Anonymous No.712885781 [Report] >>712885871 >>712886609 >>712887103
posting the superior lawyer
Anonymous No.712885871 [Report] >>712887294
>>712885781
>aka no tits lawyer
Anonymous No.712885961 [Report]
eat yor borgar, phoenix
Anonymous No.712886609 [Report]
>>712885781
Was I suppose to be able to see this?
Anonymous No.712887103 [Report]
>>712885781
Why is she dressed like she is working for the military?
Anonymous No.712887294 [Report]
>>712885871
You don't know... remember that the most stacked ones in anime are the ones who hide it.
Anonymous No.712887967 [Report]
WAIT JUST A FUCKING MINUTE, they're finally getting 64 bit free to play DDO servers anon we should be playing DDO together what the FUCK are we even doing