Thread 712863926

bros it can't be fucking happening
I barely made it out of college I didn't even live long enough what the fuck
why don't they send boomers in first? they just waste oxygen anyway

if there's a draft just refuse, don't die for israel

>>712864534
>>712864321
Just become a girl, bakas

>>712864790
>yeah bro just troonmaxx in two hours
it's beyond over I'm fucking shaking rn

>>712864916
you just have to say "I'm transgender" and they won't conscript you

>>712864321
>>712863926 (OP)
Qrd?
What happened I just woke up

>>712863926 (OP)
False flag within the next 7 days

bros they just nuked atlanta

>>712864790
>He doesn't know that the troon suicide squad will be sent in first to clear mines
Won't even matter that they take 41% losses before deploying, they're expendable.

>>712865004
nothing ever happens
go back to sleep

>>712865004
the orange senile retard found the post button, that's what happened

>>712865004
Israel bit off more than it can chew, Haifa and Tel Aviv are eating missiles every day. They've blown most of their supply of Iron Dome and Arrow 2 rockets. David's Sling can't handle the missiles and THAAD ammo has always been short. Netanyahu made a comment today that it's Tel Aviv today and New York tomorrow if America doesn't step in.

False flag basically confirmed to be coming, Amerifats are about to get sent to die for Israel

>>712864790
>>712864916
>>712864975
Or just like…fail the vision testing soldiers need? Seems easier.

>>712864975
well you could put on the bra and panties anyway

>>712865031
>It's real
HOLY SHIT

>>712865185
I think it’s silly to even suggest Israel bit off more than it can chew, but if this is somehow true and those kikes really did do it to draw us into fighting their war for them - AGAIN - I take comfort in the fact it’ll be over the smoldering ruins of their country.

>>712863926 (OP)
nah

>>712865241
Even the blind can be a meat shield for the glory of Israel

>>712865185
can we just hang war criminal Netanyahu and call it good

Why does he have the need to suck jewish cock like a five dollar whore?

I remember seeing news about carrier group yesterday on my local Russian TV. So did anything happen?

>>712865612
as him

>>712865185
Some weird /pol/ mutt cope
Israel is doing fine and has plenty of anti-missile missiles. America sent 20k just before the war happened

>check news
>nothing happened
what is this thread even for?

>>712865742
For doros?

>>712865712
>America sent 20k just before the war happened
only 20k? surprising

>>712863926 (OP)
I'll be leading the zoomers into battle and it's gonna be great once the CAS starts laying waste
t. Army MSG

>>712866037
You are going to get fpv droned

Remember if you want to come back alive, spam Q to doritos

>>712866037
>drone META
>leading

>>712866235
Very likely, yes. Shits gonna be sweet up until then though. At least with me dead, my family will get a cool million dollars among other bonuses for the rest of their lives.

>>712866331
>At least with me dead, my family will get a cool million dollars among other bonuses for the rest of their lives.
Once you lot start dropping like flies that money will dry up
Just like in Russia where you get a bag of chips if your son dies

Blue Archive

>>712865612
He is like any other politician.
He is even using the same Dubya neocon "dey have WMDs!!!" argument now.
MAGAs are retards.

Nothing ever happens

fyi if you do get drafted, try to join the air force or navy, study for the ASVAB (remember how to do long division), then pick a rate that only works stateside

>>712865612
They're probably blackmailing him.

>>712866817
>fyi if you do get drafted, try to join the air force or navy,
You won't get to pick
99% will be infantry in this next war since armorial is now useless

>>712865004
TURN ON CCN
IT'S OVER

>>712867074
literally just don't show up, they can't do shit

>USA
>2025
>draft
Non-professional army is literally useless and USA will never draft anyone even in WW3.

MIGA faggots have to collectively kill themselves in unison

sad fact is the world is overpopulated and crowded. A lot of people dying is gonna ultimately be good. Not me though, I'm dodging the draft

>>712868195
>THE WORLD IS OVERPOPULATED
>THE WORLD IS IN A BIRTHRATE CRISIS
Which one is it, nigger?

>>712868452
I never said the declining birthrates were a bad thing. Did the schizo voices in your head tell you I did?

sorry but im not fighting, should have thought about this before you imported millions of brownies and treated the housing market as your own little infinite money glitch :)

>>712867228
just sad people projecting whatever happens in their own countries onto US, nothing new. Because thid-worlders will and do actually get drafted though.

>draft the illegal immigrants and promise them citizenship if they come back alive
two birds with one stone

>>712865360
heheheh

>>712863926 (OP)
>>712864534
too bad jews, I'm fat

>>712865185
I refuse to die for Isreal

>>712868642
But you're indian, or chinese, your ass will get drafted?

>>712868724
hmmm yes that worked great for the Roman Empire

>>712867992
letting the demons rape your head so bad you don't even know who to hate hm~? Your life must be amazing.

There is no draft you fucking retards.

they literally cant do anything to israel other than shoot some missiles sometimes

>>712868841
You think you have a choice?

what's the age cutoff for being drafted?
what if I'm mentally ill?
what if i have constant pain from metal in my body?

Billions upon billions of dollars and the U.S. still doesn't understand that you have to quite literally exterminate a country like Iran (theocracy) to not have them retaliate. Can't wait til pissrael starts going full retard and bombing places like egypt and getting btfo.

>>712869397
>what's the age cutoff for being drafted?
35, just say youre trans

Saars I am scared of the war saars

>>712868452
reminder a jew wrote "the population bomb"

>>712869397
>what's the age cutoff for being drafted?
25
>what if I'm mentally ill?
Any goy can die for Israel, equal opportunity
>what if i have constant pain from metal in my body?
You can rid yourself of the pain into blissful eternity by dying for Benjamin Netanyahu

>>712869452
but i literally do have pain from metal in my body
i was gonna have surgery to remove it and hopefully make it go away i just lost motivation to do anything

>>712866937
Trump didn't start the war, he will end the war, and it will be the greatest war the world has ever seen. Absolutely tremendous. We're really the best at what we do, despite those liberals. And that's why Trump started the war

>>712869417
This is the country that fought Imperial Japan barely 80 years ago, how did they forget that fanatics don't give up so easily?

>tfw live in bongland
>can escape to ireland the moment the war starts
god bless the irish

>>712869417
>>712869594
this is by design, dipshits

The bots are running defense

>>712869653
according to threads on /x/, you wont want to be in ireland if the war starts

>>712869691
"Pretending to be retarded" doesn't work in the real world either.

>>712869709
OY VEY, THAT'S ANTI-SEMITIC!

>>712869773
What are they gonna start summoning vine ogres in the pubs or something?

>>712869789
>The only way to tell if somebody is an AI is by being antisemitic
Bros... we can fight back

>>712869417
is it true america gives a fuckton of money to egypt so they dont destroy israel?

bros, he finally got his chance....

turn 35 in a couple days will be playin ds2 from the comfort of my desk while zoom zooms get run over by tanks by some inevitable isis offshoot we create trying to suck bibis cock lifes soo cash

>too obese to be drafted
I'll be enjoying my vidya while the alfies die in Iran

we need to save ukraine first

I cant believe i lived long enough for the entire world to realise how psychotic israel is

Can someone give me a QRD on what Israel and Iran's beef is? Are they fighting over the last puddle of clean water in their shithole countries?

I wonder when the "aliens" will show up

>>712865147
Israel has 90 nukes
America, Israel’s lapdog, has about 4000 nukes
Israel attacked first
They not only attacked first, they attacked with the help of America and did it in the most dishonourable way possible, by letting Iranians think there were still diplomatic meetings to be had

I would not have accepted this faggot’s so called deal. If anyone deserves nukes it’s the Middle East to protect themselves from the devils running the US and Israel. I pray every day for a second holocaust.

>>712870256
>Iran supplies anti Isreal terrorists with stuff
>Isreal bombs Iran
>Iran bombs Isreal
>loops
thats pretty much their deal
>who started it
doesnt matter, they all would wipe out the rest of the planet given the chance

>>712870372
but israel supplies hamas too

>>712870371
wouldn't a first one be needed for that

>>712870372
only one of those countries has a "shoot nukes at every western country" mandate and it isnt iran

>>712870179
Don't worry anon, after nothing happens they'll just rewrite history by using AI so it says that only the good guys win :)

Whatever you do, do NOT Google how much Israel (our greatest ally) helped the US military during the War on Terror despite being right there.

Would Israel have attacked if Iran had nukes as a deterrent?

>>712868452
You realize both those things can be true simultaneously, right?

I think of you shit yourself during the draft they’ll kick you out because it’d make you a liability.

>>712870527
damn this novel the fat years just flashed in my mind when reading your comment

>>712868452
The world is overpopulated with old niggers. We need to draft boomers to maintain a healthy workforce.

>>712865147
If you didn't realise the iraq invasion was done for Israel at this point your brain isn't functioning.

>>712870256
Iran is a relatively strong and independent Islamic country in the middle east and that makes Israel upset since they rely on all their neighbors being zog puppets, unstable shitholes, or both

>>712870682
If you try to intentionally be a huge obnoxious fuck up you can avoid being sent into combat, yes, but you're also going to find yourself getting sent to prison and never be able to pass a background check for a job again

>>712871117
>Don't want to die for some fat fuck who doesn't know your name
>Get your life ruined
Land of the free am i rite

>>712870256
imagine if the Chinese took over half of france through violent expulsion, put the remaining white people in a walled off prison, then started terrorising all the surrounding european countries with superior technology under the guise that they have weapons of mass destruction and east asia needs regime change all over western Europe or else their big bro will invade. Id imagine the UK and Germany wouldn't be too happy with them.