Thread 712864291

indian gamer thread
lets go boys lets go!

HAHAHAHAHA It's time for the regular schedule 1 joke SAAR thread DO NOT REDEEM SAAR!!! HAHA
I'm laughing from thinking of all the fun recanned joke this thread will have AHAHAHAHA

What are some Indian approved kino sigmachad games that Indians helped develop? Pic related

I'm having anti-India fatigue......

>>712864291 (OP)
I'll be choosing this character from CoD for no particular reason :')

wow another racism thread.
grow up.

>>712864418
Poo in loo
Selfie in front of a moving train
IT WAS THE ZANICHI PAKISTANI BHARAT WOULD NEVER STOOP SO LOW
World Superpower by 2023
You see? There are plenty more jokes

WHERE THE TRAI....
>>712864681
Nice desune

I HATE working with indians. All my friends also hate working with indians. Never work for a place with an indian boss / exec team

>>712864525
>>712864582
>t. curryniggers

>>712864291 (OP)
i am indian village boy

>>712864418
You literally eat cow shit

>>712864291 (OP)
Yes sir

I am not ashamed to be Indian.
Microsoft CEO, Indian
Google CEO, Indian
Youtube CEO, Indian
IBM CEO, Indian
Adobe CEO, Indian
UK Prime Minster was Indian
future President of USA will be Indian

A black guy and a white guy go up to an Indian guy at a club, they start making fun of him and say that Indians get no women. The Indian guy then proceeds to make a bet that he can pick up more women than both of them by the end of the night. If he wins he pays them $1000 each, if he loses they each give him $1000. The black and white guys look at each other and say "easy money" and proceed to make the bet. The black guy starts by aggressively flirting with every woman, and the white guy tries buying them drinks to impressive them. The Indian sits quietly. 1 hour passes.. 2 hours pass.. 4.. 8.. it is finely over. The black guy got together with 5 women, the white guy with 5 as well. However the Indian is nowhere to be seen. Finally they spot him on the 2nd floor with 50 women. No! This can't be! How did he do it! The Indian walks down to the ground floor and asks for his $2000, they give it to him. They ask him for his secrets and tips. The Indian says " Simple, I sat down in the corner for 7 hours, at the final hour I rented the top floor for $1500 for one hour, I then proceeded to invite all the women. Simple investing bhai, smart work se badhye." This is why India will rule the world.

>>712864870
fuck you we fuck all the white women we want fagot pussy white

>>712864291 (OP)
Saars how do I defeat Old Lady Edna boss? I've gotten her first 6 health bars down but she keeps changing phases? How many health bars does she have?
Please respond I am so close to the needful.

>>712864525
I'm having anti-anti-[thing that is resonable to hate as it has never shown signs of improving] fatigue, faggot.

>>712864525
It never gets old as long as you are upset.

>>712865148
>t. seething sir

>>712865040
Please post the Einstein one on a plane

Tech Anons, is it worth going into CS in the modern age if you don’t live and breathe coding and computer science? Im trying to decide if I should go into engineering or computer science, but I know i’ll be competing with people who have a genuine passion that drives them to code on a daily basis, and the fact that there’s hundreds of thousands of indians for boomers to underpay

What has been your job experiences so far? Is the market looking good?

Is it even worth getting a CS degree?

Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish !!

India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!

European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?

Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!

Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...

Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...
I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5
and
if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500..."

Einstein asks the first question:
What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?

Indian doesn't say a word,
Reaches his pocket,
Pulls out a $5...

Now...
It's the indian turn...

He asks Einstein:
What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and
comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives Indian $500...

Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...
so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?

Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...

Einstein fainted.....

Send to all Indians all over the globe! Magic Missing Indian flag in this? Don't worry send this message to only 2 groups u will shock to see all these flags will become Indian flags Created by: engineering students Of CIT

>>712864291 (OP)
sir that is a british man

I seriously hope you guys bought this Indian-exclusive

>>712865040
I've read before that the reason why Indians get chosen as CEOs so often is because they never have any goals for these companies, they simply keep the boat afloat while doing everything that shareholders order them to do.
Not sure how accurate that is.

>>712864291 (OP)
What games do indians play unironically?

>>712865720
saar please watch my movie trailer

>>712865918
The answer may scare you.
The same games you do.

>>712864418
You jeets have been shilling Schedule 1 Claire Danes nonstop. It's not a joke.

>>712865918
PUBG Mobile

/v/ hates poos because they try to make better lives for themselves in better countries but why? You just want them to lay down and die in mediocrity of their shithole? No improvement, no fighting back?
Or do you just believe they as a race are cursed and need to be purged or something?
Please be honest about your hatred. No need to be shy. You can always spam gift card memes in any other thread.

>>712866526
I hate poos because they make my life worse in their pursuit of making their lives better.

>>712865040
>indian gets in charge of thing
>thing goes to shit
really makes you think

>>712865810
It's even worse

Indians as a race are very subservient. This is a biological issue. They are also very weak and will follow the strong. In history this was white people. Now jews have taken over and Indians are too low iq in certain regards to understand this

>>712866526
indians have low standards of living and are happy living in basement suites crammed together with a dozen other indians as well as accepting shit pay at fast food restruants that's normally only acceptable for high school students working at their first job.

this allows corporations and the rich to justify their garbage pay and rent.

fuck indians

>>712866526
its just shitposting bro relax

>>712865040
nice pasta, I'm stealing it

i'm ready saar

>>712866526
Yes, I hate them for no reason and also think they are good people and deserve better.

>>712865040
Based

>this scares the white incels

Imagine being so fundamentally repulsive as a race that you can actually get away with being openly racist against indians in current year with no social recourse from any of the bleeding hearts of the world. Truly a people cursed by god.

>>712864291 (OP)
Does /v/ hate indians more than blacks?

Saars, I already told you not to shit on chairs. When you need to shit, please use the designated area between the chairs.

25% of the world is indian if you count all varieties.

>>712867604
The entire world does it's actually the most normalized form of racism

>>712867896
This, does anyone have that webm of the literal african nigga making fun of all the disgusting indian cooking videos where we washes his armpits with the soup broth?

>>712865324
>iOSfaggot
Fuck off. You missed the last train that left about 15 years.

>>712864291 (OP)
so is this the gemini plays pokemon thread?

>>712864681
>>712864726
qrd on the indian vs train thing?

reminder that indian hate is a chang psyop, indian population is really low in western countries

>>712865040
act like a fool think like a brilliant saar

>>712864525
Then you don't have to deal with Indians. Anti-Indian posts are driven by those of us who have to work with these pieces of human garbage on the fucking daily.
t. manages a team of offshore Indian developers because my cunt company laid off a bunch of people in America and even Brazil

>>712864291 (OP)
Indian Gamer's so Bad Ass

What do Indian gamers likes to play?

>>712867398
Every single one of those companies has gone to shit, it should scare everybody, including Indians that live in America. I'm sure the guy that spent a decade trying to move here isn't exactly happy about the hundreds of thousands of retarded faggots that get invited over just to keep his wage down.

>>712868413
Getting their friends drunk and tricking them into anal rape

This isn't going to end well.

>>712867604
Blacks usually leave you alone for the most part. Jeets fester EVERY single part of society.

>>712864681
These games almost never lets you enjoy being the passenger, no you almost always have to be the conductor and rarely do you get to explore the interiors and watch the world pass by outside of the windows.

>>712868613
Kek, he doesn't know.

>>712865810
>they simply keep the boat afloat while doing everything that shareholders order them to do.
They're not from this country, they didn't build the companies, they're greedy and primed by their culture to think of everybody else as beneath them because they're Brahmans. They are the perfect sociopathic caste for Jews to insert as CEOs. No morals, no conscience, no drive to make anything good because their only goal in life is to be above others in the social hierarchy.

>>712864418
calm down pajeet

>>712868674
More people need to be educated about the designated shitting streets.

>>712866526
>Or do you just believe they as a race are cursed and need to be purged or something?
i would never

>>712868674
>>712864291 (OP)
Remember that UNICEF INDIA is the source of the Poo In Loo meme because of the campaign THEY MADE, IN FULL SERIOUSNESS, to try and get Indians to stop literally shitting in streets. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pj4L7C2twI

>>712866526
why don't they better their own country instead

>>712868336
>first office job
>head to the bathroom
>Rakesh has his balls stretched out under the water as he mounts the sink
Was a sign of things to come aside from the concerning increase in Indian population around my neighborhoods even back in the 00s.
>>712868224
A well spoken reminder, friend. Those silk worm munching bloody bitch bastards can never be honarary whites like u- India s. Proportionally, we- they're well integrated into american shops, homes, and internet. Just look at the effect of generative ai! A melting pot culture to be leveraged and redeemed.

>>712868674
This meme needs to end. Hari just made the documentary, but it was this poo that started everything.

>>712866526
>/v/ hates poos because they try to make better lives for themselves in better countries but why?
Because they make other countries worse. Indians used to be respected when the ones coming over were highly educated people working as engineers or doctors. Now that the world in general has had more exposure to the average Indian, not the very smart ones from a high class background that were invited to a foreign country to improve it, now that people know that 60% of them literally refuse to use a toilet, the rest of the world has decided that we literally do not want them flooding the world with their literal shit. Their country sucks, it's on THEM to fucking clean it, not shit up the rest of the world.

>>712864291 (OP)
Indian men are the new dating trend for white women.

>>712867604
Timur Lqne, who had conquered and ransacked India centuries ago, was so disgusted by jeets to the point that he built his empire AROUND India.
He even wrote an essay about how much he was disgusted by them.

>>712865040
America will never vote for a Pooresident.

Genuine question: what games do poos even play? I've never seen them in any games I like, such as rts, 4x, engie, card battlers, and roguelikes.
Do they even play vidya?

>>712865383
based alert

>>712865918
Nothing. They're not interested in anything but capeshit movies.

>>712866526
>but why?
Because they stink, they're ALL retards, they have zero concept of public decency, and their culture promotes rudeness, rape, and worship of fecal matter.
>You just want them to lay down and die in mediocrity of their shithole?
I don't want them coming here. That's it.
>>712866526
>do you just believe they as a race are cursed and need to be purged or something?
At this point? Yes.

>>712869581
almost half of americans voted for a poo last time

>>712864418
saaaaaaaar

>>712864418
>immediately outs itself
grim

>>712870134
I couldn't believe that in 2024 our choices were a literal Poo, and a retard with another retard married to a poo. What the fuck, why are we letting so many fucking Indians into our motherfucking upper classes? WE'RE not fucking Great Britain, they're not a colony of OURS, can you imagine an American going to the UK and becoming prime minister? Of course fucking not, why the fuck should an Indian be able to come here, shit out a bunch of retarded children, and then be allowed into the highest offices of our government?

>>712869590
>Do they even play vidya?

They would play more video games than /v/, considering you guys don't know the answer to that question. I'm a Dota player, and that's how I know Dota 2 has an India region. I'm sure they'd play Counter-Strike too, considering it's free. Any game that's
>free
>can run on any PC
would have Indians.

>>712864418
MA'AM, WHY DID YOU FIRST POST? I WAS GONNA FIRST POST!

>>712869590
Pls respond
Do Indians even play video games? I've never encountered any in all my 30 years of Internet use.

What is the secret to their unwavering confidence, bros?

>>712869395
>White women fuck dogs
We know.

>>712870361
Where the fuck do you live where you get matched with Indians?

>>712870501
They are at the bottom rung of global society and have literally nothing to lose.

>>712870472
>I've never encountered any in all my 30 years of Internet use.

How would you even know if you met an Indian? 4chan could be entirely Indians for all I know. There's nothing about you guys that convinces me otherwise.

Man, guys, come the fuck on. I didn't choose to be born Punjab, this shit hurts. I want to make games some day. I played the same thing you guys did, I have dreams too. Just because some Indians are bad doesn't mean all of them are.

>>712870668
>How would you even know if you met an Indian?
the smell
the poor english
the BLOODY BENCHOD I FUCK YOU BLOODY

>>712870708
>#NotAllIndians

>>712870472
They play PUBG. The mobile version was so popular India banned it.

>>712870754
You can't smell someone on the internet. Thanks for confirming that you're as smart as any poopjeet. I'm adding this thread to the 99% auto filtered shitskin section of the board. Enjoy your thread.

>>712870708
Dude, I couldn't give less of a shit about you if you're one of the "good ones." You're irrelevant as the rest of us. Go be a faggot elsewhere, we're making fun of the shitty lower caste.

>>712870708
> I want to make games some day.
Don't. But if you do, use UE5. At least then you can blame your poor racial coding on Timmy Tencent's Chinese malware engine.

>>712864525
I'm not. I hate Indians.

Pajeets should honestly be euthanized en mass. They're basically just abominations of nature, unintelligent and disgusting animals that vaguely resemble humans with the minds of flies, eating fecal matter and garbage. Putting them down is an act of mercy. Nothing deserves to suffer the horrible existence that is being a pajeet.

>>712864418
Saar are you being basterd benchod? You shouldn’t have redeemed the grumpy

>>712864291 (OP)
WE GO TO JAPAN, SAAR

>>712870816
>You can't smell someone on the internet.
you're either autistic or low IQ

>>712870708
Don't you pajeets believe in reincarnation or some shit? Just roll the dice and kill yourself. Maybe you'll be reincarnated as a human being next time around.

>>712871110
Keep yourself safe.

>>712871079
He's Indian, his IQ is in the double digits.

>>712866526
actual skaven in real life
the only difference is that some people want to fuck skaven